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What are you doing?
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Well, Larry called earlier.
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He's all uptight about
the Blakely account.
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I told him I'd rough
out some ideas
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and mail 'em in tomorrow.
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Doesn't he know
you're on vacation?
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Oh, he knows.
But he doesn't care.
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Oh.
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Besides, if I do this
preliminary work,
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it'll keep him from
coming up here.
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Hm. Some vacation.
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You're stuck here working,
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and I'm off to a meeting.
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What's on the agenda?
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Well, uh, tonight we install
the new resident witch.
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Resident witch?
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Yes. We've had one living
here in Salem incognito
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ever since the
witch-hunts of 1692,
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just to make sure it
never happens again.
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You know...
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some of you witches
aren't half bad.
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Why don't we forget about
work and conventions?
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Let's think of this as
a second honeymoon.
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Mm.
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I can get out of the meeting.
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I'll tell them I came down with
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a very bad case of love.
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As chairlady of the meeting,
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I would not consider
it a proper excuse.
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Why don't you
ever knock, Endora?
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And why don't you
ever knock it off?
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Come along,
Samantha. We'll be late.
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I'll try not to wake you
up when I get back.
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Uh, you'd better wake me up...
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or I'll never forgive you.
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After a short recess...
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we'll deal with the appointment
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of the new resident
witch of Salem.
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As you well know,
this office was created
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out of the wisdom of the
high priestess, Hepzibah...
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in the year 1692...
dedicated to protect
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the image of the witch.
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And if necessary, through
the use of witchcraft,
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to protect those innocent people
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who may be accused as witches.
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As well as to protect
against themselves...
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those mortals so
foolish as to cry:
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"Witch!"
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This coven is now in recess.
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I'm going to get
a little bit of food.
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Guess who.
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Ha-ha. Waldo. Who else?
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How did you guess?
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The wart on your little finger.
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From the time you
turned me into a frog
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when we were children.
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I'm sorry it never went away.
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I'm not.
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This foolish thing
reminds me of you.
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Oh.
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Waldo. Grow up.
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I'm happily married with
two beautiful children.
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Yeah, but to a mortal.
That doesn't count.
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Silly. Oh, excuse me.
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I-I'm needed.
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Fly into my nest My love
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Though you may be
second best My love
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Though you're only
make-believe My love
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At least you're mine
this eve My love
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Wasn't very nice of her
telling me to grow up.
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But, Waldo, my darling, my love.
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That's the thing I
adore about you:
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your boyish quality.
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That's better.
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I love you, Waldo.
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Do you love me?
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Do I love thee?
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Let me count the ways.
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Let me count the ways.
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One, like some kind of nut.
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Two, like a case of
arrested development.
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Mother, you're intruding.
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On a what? On a nothing.
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On a figment of
your imagination.
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It's my figment.
Please don't interfere.
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She's air, Waldo.
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You make her up in
that sick brain of yours.
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All these centuries, pining
over one skinny witch.
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I have a right to
lead my own life.
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Then lead it.
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Do something.
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I will.
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I promise you.
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Sweetheart?
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Has room service come yet?
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No, not yet.
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Oh, dear. I'm afraid
I'm only gonna have time
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for a cup of coffee.
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I thought the witching
hour started at midnight.
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Yes, well, huh, Mother put me
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on the Ways and Means Committee.
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She's the chairman.
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If she's the chairman,
it should be called
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the Ways to be Mean Committee.
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Room service!
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Come in.
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Now, you certainly
took your time.
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You don't like it, go back
where you came from.
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I tipped the waiter
to let me do it.
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Ha-ha. Funny, huh?
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I'll let you know in a minute.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, knowing that
you'd be anxious
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to show me your progress
on the Blakely account,
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I gladly sacrificed my time
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to come up here to see you.
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But I thought we
agreed yesterday
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that you weren't coming up.
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That was yesterday.
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We can't keep
living in the past.
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I-I don't quite follow that.
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What he means is
we can't keep living
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in the past because
he's too busy
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bothering us in the present.
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Now, here are the
roughs of my presentation.
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Take them back
with my blessings.
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Now, don't think I
don't appreciate this,
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but who can do
a better selling-job
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than the man who
created these gems?
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Sorry.
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Oh, what's wrong with
picking up a fat bonus
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while you're on vacation?
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Blakely digs you.
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He likes your kind of pizzazz.
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I'm all pizzazzed out.
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That's why I'm on vacation.
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Sweetheart, if you'd really like
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to go back for
just a day or two,
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I wouldn't mind.
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It's that kind of
loyalty that makes me
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proud to be an American.
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Ah, you...
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You fellas figure it out. I
have some family business.
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Now, I'll meet you back
here at 1:00 for lunch, okay?
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Bye-bye, Larry. Bye, Sam.
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How about it, friend?
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Oh, aren't you
gonna eat anything
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after all the trouble I went to?
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Nope.
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I'm off to see the
sights of Salem.
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Now, that's what I mean.
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Even the way you said
that, it's got a ring to it.
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Just a couple of days,
Darrin. For crying out...
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You know, I've
been learning a lot
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about early American history.
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Now, isn't it fascinating
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that one of Nathaniel
Hawthorne's ancestors
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actually presided at the
Salem witchcraft trials?
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Speaking of witchcraft,
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that's what it's going to take
to save the Blakely account.
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Get over there.
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I'll take your picture
with Roger Conant.
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He led one of the first groups
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to settle in Salem in 1626.
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That old boy goes way back.
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What about our friendship?
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That goes way back too.
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Why don't you think about that?
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Go on. Take it.
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You can call it,
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"Man Begging in Front of
House of Seven Gables."
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A half day.
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Come back for one half day.
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No.
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This is my first
vacation in four years,
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and you're not gonna
bully me out of it
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or wheedle me out of it.
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But now I mean it, Larry.
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I am staying right
here in Salem.
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Period.
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End of discussion.
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Darrin, let's not
beat around the bush.
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I want a definite answer.
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If you'll excuse me, I'm
gonna buy some more film.
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Fine.
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I'll be waiting patiently.
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I love you, Waldo.
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I love you more
than life itself.
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Tell me more.
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Don't think that I haven't
paid the price in loneliness.
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Perhaps we shouldn't
be meeting like this.
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We shouldn't?
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But our lives are
full of "shouldn'ts."
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Can a star stop twinkling?
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Can a bird stop singing?
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Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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Where are you going?
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There's supposed to be a
grape arbor through there.
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Well, they're out of season.
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Uh, ju... Just a
lot of naked vines.
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Let's get out of here. Uh...
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Boy, you're really
upset, aren't you?
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Upset? Me?
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Ha-ha. About what?
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About my refusing to help
out with the Blakely account.
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I'm sorry I made such
a federal case out of it.
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I'll go back if it's
that important.
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You will not.
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You stick to your guns, boy.
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You haven't had a
vacation in four years,
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and you're not gonna
let me bully you out of it
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or wheedle you out of it.
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You're staying
right here in Salem...
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with Samantha.
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And furthermore...
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Perhaps if I met her husband
and learned to hate him...
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I could force myself
to get rid of him.
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Believe me, Darrin,
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I can handle the
Blakely account.
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You don't have to
come back to New York.
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I wonder what's keeping Sam.
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Well, how should I know?
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I mean, uh... why'd
you ask me that?
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It was just a
rhetorical question.
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I-I didn't expect an answer.
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Ah, here she is.
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Hi, sweetheart. Sorry I'm late.
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Mwah.
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Forgive me, Larry.
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I'll try.
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Another martini, please.
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Oh. Shopping in this
town is impossible.
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I thought you were
visiting relatives.
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That's why I was
visiting relatives.
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Talk, talk, talk.
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Oh, I am ravenous.
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Did you do a lot of sightseeing?
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Enough.
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More than enough.
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What did you see?
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What did I see?
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Well, what do you see
when you sightsee?
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Sights.
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Oh. Yeah, well...
Hello, Samantha.
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Oh. Waldo.
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Uh, Waldo, I'd like you
to meet my husband.
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This is Darrin. How do you do?
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This is Larry Tate.
How do you do?
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I've heard so much
about you, Darrin.
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May I say that you are
a very, very lucky man.
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Oh, Waldo and I are old friends.
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We practically grew up together.
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Like brother and sister.
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I'm sorry.
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It just went down the wrong way.
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Waldo, if you don't mind,
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we were just about
to order lunch.
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Splendid. I'm famished.
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Well...
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isn't this cozy?
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If you'll excuse me.
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I don't feel very well.
264
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,377
I'm going up to my
room and lie down.
265
00:11:54,401 --> 00:11:56,580
Oh, I-I'm sorry, Larry.
266
00:11:56,604 --> 00:11:58,047
Anything I can do?
267
00:11:58,071 --> 00:11:59,972
I certainly hope so.
268
00:12:07,818 --> 00:12:09,430
What's the matter with him?
269
00:12:09,454 --> 00:12:12,355
I don't know. He's
just a bundle of nerves.
270
00:12:14,961 --> 00:12:16,706
S-sweetheart...
271
00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:18,875
maybe you should go
up and see if he's all right.
272
00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:21,078
Yeah, I guess so.
273
00:12:21,102 --> 00:12:22,702
Excuse me.
274
00:12:26,909 --> 00:12:28,355
Waldo.
275
00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:30,625
What's the big idea, barging in?
276
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,126
I just wanted to
277
00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,928
meet your husband,
see what you saw in him.
278
00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,764
Now that you've met him?
279
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,288
What do you see in him?
280
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,594
Tsk. Honestly.
281
00:12:45,701 --> 00:12:46,679
Who is it?
282
00:12:46,703 --> 00:12:48,102
It's Darrin.
283
00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:51,251
Darrin, what are
you doing up here?
284
00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:54,155
You should be downstairs
with them eating your lunch.
285
00:12:54,179 --> 00:12:55,156
What for?
286
00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,892
Well, I... I...
287
00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:59,496
I, uh... Well, if you
don't, a stranger's
288
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,464
going to have to
pick up our check.
289
00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:03,468
Larry.
290
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,938
What's bothering you?
291
00:13:05,962 --> 00:13:07,639
Bothering me?
Nothing's bothering me.
292
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,709
It's what's bothering
you that's bothering me.
293
00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:11,566
You're not making sense.
294
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,572
Okay. Then here
it is in a nutshell.
295
00:13:17,476 --> 00:13:19,521
Yes?
296
00:13:19,545 --> 00:13:20,944
I don't want to get involved.
297
00:13:23,584 --> 00:13:25,083
In what?
298
00:13:26,187 --> 00:13:27,999
Well, let's put it another way.
299
00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:30,035
If Sam, for example,
300
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,604
happened to run
into an old friend
301
00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:33,874
like Waldo, for example,
302
00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:37,011
at the House of Seven
Gables, for example,
303
00:13:37,035 --> 00:13:40,649
that doesn't necessarily
mean what you think it means.
304
00:13:40,673 --> 00:13:42,485
When did you see them there?
305
00:13:42,509 --> 00:13:43,775
When we were sightseeing.
306
00:13:44,812 --> 00:13:46,089
On the other hand,
307
00:13:46,113 --> 00:13:48,460
it could have been
somebody that looked like her.
308
00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:50,094
Why didn't I think
of that before?
309
00:13:50,118 --> 00:13:51,764
It was somebody
that looked like her.
310
00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:52,965
The light was bad,
311
00:13:52,989 --> 00:13:56,002
and I didn't see
what I thought I saw.
312
00:13:56,026 --> 00:13:59,161
So forget the whole thing.
Go down, enjoy your lunch.
313
00:14:00,198 --> 00:14:02,177
Where you going?
314
00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:05,081
I'm sure there's a
simple explanation
315
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,816
to whatever you saw...
316
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,252
so I'm gonna take your advice
317
00:14:08,276 --> 00:14:09,508
and finish my lunch.
318
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:20,602
Are you ready for lunch?
319
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,971
Waldo, I can't
have lunch with you.
320
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,607
I really should go upstairs.
321
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,212
And remember,
none of your tricks.
322
00:14:28,236 --> 00:14:30,715
My mother won't like it, but
I promise you, Samantha,
323
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,416
none of my tricks.
324
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,108
Thank you. Excuse me.
325
00:14:36,513 --> 00:14:37,980
Good afternoon. Good afternoon.
326
00:14:48,294 --> 00:14:50,129
Waiter, two more
of the same, please.
327
00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:08,832
So... her husband
is decent and loving.
328
00:15:08,856 --> 00:15:10,132
What about me?
329
00:15:10,156 --> 00:15:13,638
You are intelligent
and sensitive
330
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:14,940
and vibrant.
331
00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:17,408
That's much better than being
332
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:19,533
decent and loving.
333
00:15:20,871 --> 00:15:23,617
Then shall we away
to our rendezvous?
334
00:15:23,641 --> 00:15:25,520
You're not "awaying" anyplace.
335
00:15:25,544 --> 00:15:27,022
I want a full explanation of
336
00:15:27,046 --> 00:15:28,858
what's going on here,
or I'm gonna bust...
337
00:15:28,882 --> 00:15:30,860
Oh, stop crowing.
338
00:15:30,884 --> 00:15:31,862
I'm sorry, Samantha,
339
00:15:31,886 --> 00:15:33,930
but I do detest violence.
340
00:15:33,954 --> 00:15:35,221
You had to protect yourself.
341
00:15:39,962 --> 00:15:42,096
That does it. I quit.
342
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,814
But, Larry, if Darrin left
your room five minutes ago,
343
00:15:46,838 --> 00:15:48,149
where did he go?
344
00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:49,484
He's not in our room.
345
00:15:49,508 --> 00:15:51,787
Well, maybe it's just as well.
346
00:15:51,811 --> 00:15:53,991
Ah, he wasn't very
hungry anyway.
347
00:15:54,015 --> 00:15:55,993
What? Uh, nothing.
348
00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:58,296
Larry, how are you feeling?
349
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,499
Oh, my... My throat's
still bothering me a little.
350
00:16:00,523 --> 00:16:03,268
But, uh... don't
worry about me, Sam.
351
00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:05,205
I'll be all right.
352
00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:07,097
Well, is there anything
I can do to help?
353
00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:11,268
Just, uh, be good to each other.
354
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,284
Well, uh, we'll certainly try.
355
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,475
Uh, bye.
356
00:16:48,719 --> 00:16:50,464
Darrin.
357
00:16:50,488 --> 00:16:52,422
Darrin, is that you?
358
00:16:57,798 --> 00:16:59,898
Oh, you poor dear.
359
00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:04,917
I-I... I don't blame
you for being upset.
360
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,988
A-and somebody is gonna
pay for this, believe me.
361
00:17:08,012 --> 00:17:09,577
Mother!
362
00:17:15,154 --> 00:17:16,464
Darrin.
363
00:17:16,488 --> 00:17:17,655
Darrin.
364
00:17:19,192 --> 00:17:21,004
Well, uh, don't be mad at me.
365
00:17:21,028 --> 00:17:22,427
I had nothing to do with it.
366
00:17:36,615 --> 00:17:38,560
I-I-I'm sorry, sweetheart.
367
00:17:38,584 --> 00:17:40,663
But I... I only did that
for your own good.
368
00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:42,354
Believe me.
369
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:44,969
Now, you be patient.
370
00:17:44,993 --> 00:17:47,995
And tonight at the convention,
I'll get to the bottom of this.
371
00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:56,918
And now for my next encore...
372
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,486
I should like to recite
373
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,556
one of the loveliest
incantations
374
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,724
of our literature:
375
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,361
The spell to bring
on an April shower.
376
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,698
Try this for an encore, Mother.
377
00:18:07,722 --> 00:18:09,535
Please, Samantha.
378
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:10,702
I work alone.
379
00:18:10,726 --> 00:18:12,739
Oh, come on. Show
them how clever you are.
380
00:18:12,763 --> 00:18:15,041
Oh, stop waving that
ridiculous bird at me...
381
00:18:15,065 --> 00:18:18,246
Don't you call my
husband a ridiculous bird.
382
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:21,283
That's Durwood? Oh-ho.
383
00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:23,486
How perfectly divine.
384
00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:26,056
Well, I am not amused.
385
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,991
Now, put him back
the way you found him.
386
00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:29,394
I didn't do it, sweetheart.
387
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:32,520
Not that I wouldn't
have, had I thought of it.
388
00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:36,270
Well, then... who did?
389
00:18:36,294 --> 00:18:38,673
I don't know. But
whoever it was,
390
00:18:38,697 --> 00:18:41,176
let's have an ovation for him.
391
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,912
Yes!
392
00:18:42,936 --> 00:18:45,715
You should be
ashamed of yourselves.
393
00:18:45,739 --> 00:18:46,783
All of you!
394
00:18:46,807 --> 00:18:50,421
You call yourselves
decent witches?
395
00:18:50,445 --> 00:18:53,225
Bullies, that's what you are!
396
00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:55,561
Where's your sense
of humor, Samantha?
397
00:18:55,585 --> 00:18:58,899
It's just a little
convention high jinks.
398
00:18:58,923 --> 00:19:03,004
We're no worse than
the Shriners or the Elks.
399
00:19:03,028 --> 00:19:04,874
Well, I don't think it's funny.
400
00:19:04,898 --> 00:19:08,745
And I want whoever
did it to undo it.
401
00:19:08,769 --> 00:19:10,002
Pronto!
402
00:19:15,444 --> 00:19:16,655
Well, what...?
403
00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:18,825
Well, what happened?
Where did they go?
404
00:19:18,849 --> 00:19:21,161
Uh, I-I'm sorry, sweetheart,
405
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:23,831
but, uh, they consider
this hallowed ground.
406
00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:28,037
And... well, you're
a... I know what I am.
407
00:19:28,061 --> 00:19:30,607
Now get me back to
the hotel on the double.
408
00:19:30,631 --> 00:19:32,197
Uh, yes, Darrin.
409
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:41,888
What are you doing?
410
00:19:41,912 --> 00:19:43,891
What I was doing
when I was a bird.
411
00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:45,126
Except faster.
412
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,395
Don't you think I
deserve an explanation?
413
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,933
This afternoon, Larry saw you
414
00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:52,068
and Waldo the warlock
415
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:53,537
at the House of Seven Gables.
416
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:54,972
Waldo and me?
417
00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:56,542
That's impossible.
418
00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:58,310
I don't wanna talk
about it anymore.
419
00:19:58,334 --> 00:20:00,701
And I'll go home, cool
off and forgive you.
420
00:20:02,406 --> 00:20:03,739
In a year or two.
421
00:20:05,043 --> 00:20:06,343
Maybe.
422
00:20:09,282 --> 00:20:12,184
And you're not even going
to demand an explanation?
423
00:20:13,354 --> 00:20:16,267
Okay. I demand an explanation.
424
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,203
That's better.
425
00:20:18,227 --> 00:20:20,806
Well, go on. Explain.
426
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:22,208
I can't.
427
00:20:22,232 --> 00:20:24,510
B-but I know someone who can.
428
00:20:24,534 --> 00:20:26,546
Waldo?
429
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:28,249
Waldo.
430
00:20:28,273 --> 00:20:30,173
Front and center.
431
00:20:31,745 --> 00:20:33,344
I was expecting your call.
432
00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,893
First, may I apologize
433
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:37,995
for the bird business?
434
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:41,421
Thanks. From the
bottom of my beak.
435
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,838
Waldo, rumor hath it
436
00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,372
that you and I
were seen cavorting
437
00:20:46,396 --> 00:20:48,042
at the House of
Seven Gables today.
438
00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:50,411
Now, I'm gonna ask you nicely
439
00:20:50,435 --> 00:20:52,280
to explain that rumor...
440
00:20:52,304 --> 00:20:56,552
quickly, or I will zap
you into another century.
441
00:20:56,576 --> 00:20:57,821
All right.
442
00:20:57,845 --> 00:20:59,723
I was going to explain anyway.
443
00:20:59,747 --> 00:21:01,926
Sir.
444
00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:05,520
You have your
Samantha... and I have mine.
445
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,260
Real to nobody but myself.
446
00:21:16,069 --> 00:21:18,482
Heh. It's a foolish
fantasy, I know.
447
00:21:18,506 --> 00:21:20,785
But I assure you,
a harmless one.
448
00:21:20,809 --> 00:21:22,519
Oh, Waldo.
449
00:21:22,543 --> 00:21:25,223
It's been almost an
hour since I've seen you.
450
00:21:25,247 --> 00:21:27,493
I've been so lonesome and sad.
451
00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:29,463
Oh, I love you so, Waldo.
452
00:21:29,487 --> 00:21:33,234
I love you with all
my heart and soul.
453
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:35,337
I love you... All right.
454
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:36,827
All right. That's enough.
455
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:38,964
Who's that?
456
00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:41,378
Sam.
457
00:21:41,402 --> 00:21:44,115
I'm... I'm sorry.
458
00:21:44,139 --> 00:21:46,051
I'm not.
459
00:21:46,075 --> 00:21:47,741
You're beautiful
when you're jealous.
460
00:21:48,879 --> 00:21:51,090
I knocked, but nobody answered.
461
00:21:51,114 --> 00:21:53,093
Oh, Waldo.
462
00:21:53,117 --> 00:21:55,531
I love you more
than life itself.
463
00:21:55,555 --> 00:21:58,189
I'm sorry, Sam. But this
is something I have to do.
464
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:07,545
Waldo.
465
00:22:07,569 --> 00:22:10,137
Can't you do anything but crows?
466
00:22:22,556 --> 00:22:24,235
Shall I put him back
the way he was?
467
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,869
Not yet.
468
00:22:25,893 --> 00:22:28,173
How will we
explain this to Larry?
469
00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:30,342
Well, sweetheart,
we have a choice.
470
00:22:30,366 --> 00:22:32,078
We could tell him I was having
471
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,914
a mad, impetuous fling.
472
00:22:33,938 --> 00:22:35,482
Sure.
473
00:22:35,506 --> 00:22:39,720
Or we could tell
him... I'm a witch.
474
00:22:39,744 --> 00:22:41,890
Yeah, that would be terrific.
475
00:22:41,914 --> 00:22:43,159
Or...
476
00:22:43,183 --> 00:22:46,463
we could tell him that
was Serena he saw.
477
00:22:46,487 --> 00:22:48,032
That will do it.
478
00:22:48,056 --> 00:22:50,001
Okay, Waldo.
Let's have a Serena.
479
00:22:50,025 --> 00:22:52,104
Must I, Samantha?
480
00:22:52,128 --> 00:22:54,374
I'm not very fond
of your cousin.
481
00:22:54,398 --> 00:22:56,310
Oh, please, Waldo.
482
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,946
A... A blond Serena
dressed just like this.
483
00:22:58,970 --> 00:23:01,016
Like your fantasy Samantha.
484
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,272
Well, that's easier.
485
00:23:08,149 --> 00:23:09,293
Yeah. That's good enough.
486
00:23:09,317 --> 00:23:10,317
Now do him.
487
00:23:13,557 --> 00:23:15,034
What happened?
488
00:23:15,058 --> 00:23:17,303
Uh, well, uh, y-you led
489
00:23:17,327 --> 00:23:19,240
with a right cross. And, uh...
490
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:22,210
And... And Waldo
countered with a karate chop.
491
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,715
He's a very dangerous
uh, person, you know.
492
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,117
I didn't feel a thing.
493
00:23:27,141 --> 00:23:28,974
That's what makes
him so dangerous.
494
00:23:30,344 --> 00:23:33,124
I didn't realize before.
You know something?
495
00:23:33,148 --> 00:23:35,494
When you're knocked
out, you dream.
496
00:23:35,518 --> 00:23:37,218
I thought I was a crow.
497
00:23:38,857 --> 00:23:41,168
Where is he? I may be down...
498
00:23:41,192 --> 00:23:42,771
but I'm not out.
499
00:23:42,795 --> 00:23:44,740
I'm sorry for the little
500
00:23:44,764 --> 00:23:46,308
misunderstanding, sir.
501
00:23:46,332 --> 00:23:48,911
Oh. May I present
my friend, Serena?
502
00:23:48,935 --> 00:23:50,681
Hi, cotton top.
503
00:23:50,705 --> 00:23:53,784
Serena, your... Your hair.
504
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:56,622
Someone said
blonds have more fun.
505
00:23:56,646 --> 00:23:58,847
I thought I'd find out. Hm-hm.
506
00:24:01,819 --> 00:24:05,033
Oh, Serena. It was
you all the time.
507
00:24:05,057 --> 00:24:06,601
And I thought that...
508
00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:08,604
A perfectly
understandable mistake.
509
00:24:08,628 --> 00:24:11,008
Hm. And you proved your loyalty.
510
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,243
Uh, where have you two
girls been? To a costume ball?
511
00:24:13,267 --> 00:24:14,546
That's right.
512
00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:15,680
Serena.
513
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,539
I can't tell you how
glad I am to see you.
514
00:24:32,526 --> 00:24:35,138
I don't feel very good.
515
00:24:35,162 --> 00:24:37,809
Could somebody bring me a drink?
516
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:39,968
How about some Old Crow?
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