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When I get through listing
the charges against you,

your rap sheet's going to
look like a grocery list.

Assault, kidnapping,
forgery, and murder.

For some totally
obscure reason,

you have taken to believing that
a fine, upstanding company is

corrupt.

This is a fatal mistake.

[police sirens]

I think you ought to clear
out of your place, Mr. Rockford.

Maybe get a hotel room
under another name.

Oh, there he goes.

[tires squeal]

[telephone rings]

ROCKFORD (ANSWERING MACHINE):
This is Jim Rockford.

At the tone, leave
your name and message.

I'll get back to you.

[beep]

MRS. BOSELY (TELEPHONE): This
is Mrs. Bosely at the library.

We billed you for your overdue
book, "Karate Made Easy."

We abuse our library, we
don't get our cards renewed.

[theme music]

The following scenes
are from Part One

of "Profit and Loss,"
a two-part episode

of "The Rockford Files."

ROCKFORD: You said
it was dangerous.

How dangerous?

It's so bizarre, I don't
think anybody will believe me.

And that's, well, that's
part of the problem, you see.

[knocking]

Oh, that's, uh, that's my dad.

He said he'd come over and
help me fix this thing.

He's the one that jammed it up.

[music playing]

Becker.
ROCKFORD: Yeah, Dennis?

This is Jim.

I want to, uh, file an
assault and battery complaint,

and I'll give you a
tip on a kidnapping.

He wouldn't talk about it.

But something in that
company scared him.

Where does he work?

Fiscal Dynamics, Incorporated.

The conglomerate?

Alec is the head
computer programmer.

The police talked
to Alec Morris.

He says that no such
event ever took place.

That makes you guilty of
making a false police report.

I want to talk to my attorney.

OK, Jim.

We have a preliminary
hearing on the third.

My husband had the same
job with Fiscal Dynamics

that Alec Morris has now.

You see, I was always
suspicious of that accident.

But I couldn't get
anybody to help me.

The cops had it down
as a traffic accident,

and they weren't about
to call it murder.

I think he was murdered.

And I think it has something
to do with that company.

Well, I don't want to seem
offensive, Mr. Rockford,

but I don't work
for just anybody.

I'm a securities analyst.

I screen my clients
very carefully.

Because good clients
are like good sailboats.

You invest your time
in them, and you get

to go for a nice little ride.

That's why I'm in the field.

There is absolutely nothing
wrong with Fiscal Dynamics.

I don't have to
research them for you.

Because I have personally
been through their financial

statement at least 10 times.

I've spoken to Mr.
Fielder a dozen times.

That company is so
healthy, it's disgusting.

Mr. Leon Fielder would
like to have a chat with you.

- Leon Fielder?
- Yeah.

He's the president
and chief operating

officer of Fiscal Dynamics.

Never heard of it.

FIELDER'S ASSISTANT:
Mr. Rockford.

Mr. Fielder will see you now.

You know, our stockholders
are just people like you?

All kinds of people.

They're widows.

They're plumbers.

Schoolteachers.

Now, when you hurt
us, you hurt them.

And what I am interested
in doing, Mr. Rockford,

is protecting their interest.

You mean to tell
me that I can--

I can ask a few silly
questions, and this great big

company could lose $10 million?

Investors are very cautious.

It doesn't take much.

Right now, we're in the
middle of a big acquisition.

Don't mess with
us, Mr. Rockford.

We need some printing done.

Well, come back
in the morning.

I'm closed.
I've got to go home.

Ah.

We've got to talk now.

Right now?

That's right, Mr. Bovino.

Right now.

DORIS PARKER: His
name is Carl Bovino.

When I first read that
article, the name rang a bell

but I couldn't quite place it.

My husband told
me that Mr. Bovino

was a printer who had
been contracted out

by FDI to do the annual report.

Guy thought it was strange that
they'd use a little printer,

like Bovino, instead of one
of the big printing companies

that usually do annual reports.

Well, it says here his
shop was burglarized.

He was working late, surprised
the thieves and was shot.

It just could have
happened that way.

You're turning into a
big disappointment for me.

All right, all right.

I-- I do know a guy down
in the police department,

and I'll talk to him
about this printer.

I'll find out what
the cops know.

They're just going to
tell you it was a robbery.

You've got to get in to
take a look at his files.

Oh, absolutely
out of the question.

But don't you see?

He must have kept records
of his work for FDI.

You've got to see what kind of
printing he was doing for them.

Hey, I'll tell you what.
I tell you what.

Why don't you break
into Bovino's shop

and look around, and I'll go
out to Riverside this weekend,

- drive your little red racer.
- But I'll compromise.

I'll go with you, if you want.

I'm not afraid to
break in there.

ROCKFORD: Now, if the
police arrive and you

take off without me,
I'll come after you

and I'll strangle you.

[music playing]

[alarm rings]

[police siren]

[alarm ringing]

[tires squeal]

[alarm continues]

[siren blares]

[alarm continues]

Come on.

[alarm screams]

[approaching siren]

Come on.

[alarm continues]

Go!

[tires screech]

[siren screams]

[crash]

You better lose
that guy, or we're

gonna have a black and
white at every intersection.

[screech]

You drive a race car, huh?

Lousy damned suspension.

[sirens, tires squeal]

[car horn]

[car horn]

[tires screech]

[sirens]

[car horn]

OK, OK, slow down.

Hey, I got to admit-- I couldn't
have done better myself.

You should get
your shocks fixed.

This thing's got a
terrible understeer.

Did you find anything?

I don't think so.

I don't know.

Why don't you pull over up
here and I'll look at it.

Find a place to park.

What's that?

It's a miscellaneous file.

There's nothing in here.

And there was nothing
back there, either.

There's nothing on
Fiscal Dynamics.

Nothing on Leon
Fielder, Stan Gorrick--

There's just no record that
he ever worked for FDI.

But he did.

I know he did.

At least 18 months ago.

Guy told me.

Well, if there'd
been a record of it,

there's a pretty good chance
the cops have it down right.

It's just a robbery.

But since the records are
gone, maybe you're right.

Maybe he was doing some work
for them, and he got wise

and got killed.

Now, if that happened, you
can bet they removed the file.

What kind of printing
could he be doing that they'd

want to kill him for?

One thing comes to mind.

What?

Phony stock
certificates, maybe.

What do we do?

Well, if we're smart, we'll
forget about it and go home.

We're not that
smart, I guess, huh?

[clunking]

You got the cowling off yet?

It gets ready to come
off, I'll tell you.

All right.

On three, it's ready to come.

One, two, three.

[splat]

Ah, we're going to
have to call a plumber.

Hey, you figured out a way
to stay out of the jail house?

Oh, yeah.

I've been thinking about
making a run for Mexico.

Oh, now, wait a minute.

I'm down for half
your bail, son.

Why don't you
just call a plumber?

Besides, I got
someplace else to go.

Look, you're-- you're kidding
about that Mexico stuff,

aren't you?

You skip out, I'm the
one that bites the dust.

I lose my truck.

I lose everything.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

I mean, we can't afford
to lose the truck.

I mean, how would Ma
get the crops to town?

Well, what I meant
was, well, it--

it looks like you're finally
beginning to get someplace.

What do you want to
quit the case for?

Because I don't think there's
anything more I can accomplish.

And if I don't, Fiscal
Dynamics is going to sue me

for $10 million,
and if they do that,

that truck is going
to be the first thing

to go down the drain.

You talk like we was partners.

Well, we are.

At least as far as that
truck is concerned.

I'm on the pink slip, remember?

Oh, boy, that's turning out
to be one of the worst mistakes

I ever made.

Yeah, just call
a plumber, Rocky.

I want to get that
garbage out of the sink.

You keep saying I'm
the one that jammed it.

I ain't so sure that it didn't
just jam itself because it's

old and so wore out.

Maybe.

So?

So, life is a
crapshoot, Rocky.

And if you're going
to hit snake eyes,

it's better to do it on a
jammed up garbage disposal

than on a fast lane of
the Hollywood freeway.

[music playing]

Well, how's the
sailboat business?

What do you want?

Well, I had a little
talk with Leon Fielder.

You know, he threatened
to sue me for $10 million?

Of course, I don't
have $10 million.

But it does have an
intimidating effect.

You were acting irresponsibly.

I felt I had a duty
to tell Mr. Fielder.

Rumors are very hazardous.

Yeah, I did a little
checking up on you, too.

Yeah, I talked to one
of your competitors.

He said you're a triple threat.

Devious, dishonest,
and unethical.

He also said that Fiscal
Dynamics is a puffed up hype.

Yeah, well it doesn't
take much thought

- to know who said that.
- Yeah, I'm sure.

Yeah, well if you believe
anything that Norm Mitchell

said, you've got to be crazy.

Norm Mitchell.

Hey.

Hey-- can I have my
car keys, please?

Say, I'd uh--
I'd appreciate it

if you didn't tell Leon Fielder
that I'm still poking around.

I-- I kind of promised
him I'd leave it alone.

Yeah, well, he's
the first person I'm

- going to call when I get home.
- He likes you.

He said that.

Glad to hear it.

He also said that he gives
you little inside tips.

Like the Northeastern
acquisition?

That's ridiculous.

It's also illegal.

And before you talk
to Leon Fielder,

you ought to give
that a lot of thought.

Because I'll turn that
information over to the SEC,

and they'll take you out of
the sailboat business for good.

Have a nice day.

Who recommended me as
an analyst, Mr. Rockford?

Uh, Arnold Love.

If that's supposed
to be a joke,

you ought to smile or
something, so I'll know.

Well, it's sort of a
reverse recommendation.

I don't like Arnold Love
and he doesn't like you,

so I figure you and
I might get along.

I'm kind of
busy, Mr. Rockford.

Well, I have a theory
that might interest you.

Well, let's hear it.

I think that Fiscal
Dynamics, Inc. is

a dishonest, corrupt company.

Well, that's a
pretty serious charge.

What are your credentials?

I do all my own cooking, and
I know a souffle when I see one.

Anything solid?

Have you?

I asked first.

Do you mind if
we get out of here?

Loose lips sink financial ships.

I got that straight
from Leon Fielder.

Are you some kind
of crackpot, or what?

I asked Arnold Love
one question about FDI.

Five hours later, Leon
Fielder sent for me

and threatened to sue me for $10
million if I didn't get lost.

You want to hear the question?

I'll meet you in my
office in 10 minutes.

It's on the 10th floor
of this building.

OK.
Let's hear the question.

Well, first, I'd-- I'd
like for you to tell me what

you think of Fiscal Dynamics.

It's selling for $30 a share.

It's worth maybe $10.

It's a publicity-oriented
company.

I think the management
is a little too

swift in the ethics department.

In short, I think it's a
pretty disgusting stock.

But almost everybody
else thinks it's great.

I've got about
three clients in it.

I can't get them to sell,
because it's going up.

OK?

What's the question?

Their head computer
programmer is scared to death.

He came to me and
asked if I would

carry some information between
him and some federal agencies.

He was kidnapped
out of my place.

He's back at work
now, and he claims

the whole thing never happened.

Rockford.

[snap]

Now I got it.
You're the guy in the paper.

My secretary
clipped that for me.

I know.

Everybody's
secretary clipped it.

Then the $20 million
question is, what is going

on in the FDI computer room?

Well, that's right.

My theory is that the
computer is being rigged.

Of course you know you'll
never be able to prove that,

even if it's true.

Is it possible to-- to foil
the examiners by working up

a confused computer
program where

they can't trace back the stock
transfers or account billings?

Would you care for a drink?

No, no thank you.

I can see now why Leon
threatened to sue you.

That kind of
unsupported charge could

be very damaging to a stock.

The market runs on
rumor and innuendo.

Doesn't take much to get
investors to dump a stock.

Especially a high
flier like FDI.

You know, but how about it?

Could it happen?

I don't think so.

I mean, technically, I
suppose they could do it.

But why would they?

I happen to know the company
has over $100 million in cash.

That's how they've been
able to grow so fast.

Would that be
green folding cash?

Negotiable securities.

Stocks.

They keep them in a vault
right in their building.

- What if they're forgeries?
- Come on, Mr. Rockford.

You're really reaching.

Oh.

They were using a printer
by the name of Carl Bovino.

Now, I think there's a good
chance that they killed him.

Now, I know guys who
would kill you for what

you got in your pocket.

So I don't find it too strange
that they had killed to protect

$2 billion in phony assets.

This isn't a back alley.

This is the financial district.

Things like that just
don't happen on the street.

Believe me.

- But it's possible.
- No.

In my opinion,
it's not possible.

Thanks for seeing me.

[music playing]

Fill it up.

[music playing]

[telephone rings]

Mr. Mitchell's office.

Is he there?

This is Mr. Rockford.

MITCHELL'S ASSISTANT
(TELEPHONE):

He's about to leave.

It's important.

[buzz]

Yeah, what is it?

I'm glad I caught you.

When I went to your office,
I was very careful to be

sure I wasn't followed.

But on my way out, I may
have picked up a tail.

Come on, Mr. Rockford.
What are you trying to do?

Look, Mr. Mitchell,
would you admit

that there's just
one chance in 1,000

that I'm not a raving paranoid?

OK.

Maybe.

If they saw me
leave your office,

then you might be
in some danger.

MITCHELL (TELEPHONE):
I'm not in any danger.

But I'll be careful.

Thanks for the call.

Police department, please.

Uh, police?

My name is Terry Schoder,
and I was just coming out

of my office building
on Fifth Street,

and I saw two guys
stealing my car.

It's a blue Chevy, and the
license number is 0-4-5-I-W-E.

Yeah, yeah, it's Fifth and Horn.

Yeah, it couldn't've
happened two minutes ago.

There's a lot of
traffic down here,

so they can't go too fast.

They were heading
toward the freeway.

Yeah, if you hurry,
you can head them off.

No.
No, just now.

Yeah, hurry.

They're heading east.

[music playing]

[police siren blares]

[music playing]

You be mighty careful
with that thing, LJ.

They're mighty touchy, you know.

I'll tell you
this much, Rocky.

It ain't no olive
pit or nothing.

Hi, LJ.

- Hi, Jim.
- You know what it could be.

One of them sprockets
could have busted off

and fell down in the mechanism. Heh.

It's getting mighty old.

It's just about wore out.

- You guys about through?
- I just got out here.

All right, you gotta leave.
You, too, Rocky.

Huh?

You-- you keep going there.

Look-- will you hold on
a minute please, son?

I suckered him out here.

I told him we was going
to have a steak barbecue.

I asked him to grind
up the meat fat,

and he discovered the busted
disposal all by himself.

He ain't even
going to charge us.

Will you get lost, Rocky?

And don't come back here until
I tell you it's OK to come back,

- will you?
- Who's after you, sonny?

Well, maybe nobody.
Let's just play it safe.

Go home, will you?

And tell LJ he can
come back and fix

that garbage disposal later.

Then you're going to have
to pay the trip charge.

I suckered him out here.

He ain't about to come
back again on his own.

All right, Rocky, I'll
pay the trip charge.

Get going, will you?

Gotta get my tools, Rocky.

This thing is busted good.

Lucky I was here.

Yeah, lucky.

Hey, you got to leave, LJ.

You can come back
and fix this later.

- Come on.
- How come?

Well, because Jimmy's
hot here, you see.

We got to get to the
bunkers before the joint

fills up with killers.

Come on, Rocky.

This is crazy.

Yeah, well, you tell him, LJ.

Don't tell me.

[telephone rings]

Come on-- will
you guys get lost?

I'll talk to you later.

Yeah?

Is this Jim Rockford?

Yeah, what is it?

I take it back, Mr. Rockford.

You're not paranoid.

I think you may be absolutely
right about that computer,

and maybe the killing.

What made you
change your mind?

When I got home, I got
a call from Leon Fielder.

He wanted to know what you
and I had been talking about.

He was very threatening,
and he sounded angry.

Did you tell him?

I told him to climb his thumb.

But I gotta admit he scared me.

I think you ought to clear out
of your place, Mr. Rockford.

Maybe get a hotel room
under another name.

Uh, maybe that wouldn't be
too bad an idea for you, either.

My wife's packing up
the family right now.

We'll be out of
here in 10 minutes.

Well, where can I reach you?

You can't.

[dial tone]

[music playing]

[engine cranks]

[music playing]

[smash]

[music playing]

[click]

Mm.

Can I help you?

I think that's exactly what
you can do, Mr. Rockford.

You can help us.

And you can help yourself.

I don't live in Los
Angeles, Mr. Rockford.

I flew in here this evening
just to meet with you.

I'll be leaving town
within a few hours.

You will never see me again.

But I sincerely hope
that what we discuss

will make a considerable
impression on you.

I also want you to know
that I intend you no harm.

I'm not a thug.

I'm a messenger.

My job is passing information
between interested parties.

I apologize for the
way I got you here.

But there was no other way.

Well, you should try
engraved invitations sometime.

For some totally
obscure reason,

you have taken to believing that
a fine, upstanding company is

corrupt.

This is a fatal mistake.

In this case, the word "fatal"
can be taken both figuratively

and literally.

Oh?

My employers would consider
it a big favor to them

if you would cease this
aimless and destructive

investigation of yours.

You are embarrassing
and endangering

a fine, healthy public company.

A company that is constantly
involved with acquisitions,

who cannot stand
the type of pressure

you're trying to put on it.

You see, Mr. Rockford, when
you stir up analysts like Mr.

Mitchell and Mr.
Love, you will run

the risk that they'll
advise their clients

to sell FDI stock.

In the case of Mr.
Mitchell's clients,

they hold almost 300,000 shares.

If they were to
sell all at once,

Fiscal Dynamic stock goes down.

And my clients at FDI must
trade more of their shares

to acquire new companies.

This is costly.

And destructive.

And must stop as
of this instant.

Or?

Or you will find that
the stove is very hot,

Mr. Rockford.

And that you will have your
hand on it for a very long time.

And it will be severely
and irreparably burned.

Are we being
figurative or literal?

Three other men
will visit you.

They will not bother
to discuss this at all.

They will take you someplace,
and that will end it.

Do you understand the
gravity of the situation?

Yeah.

Good.

Then I've done my job.

I have hopefully persuaded you
that you are being foolish.

I hope for your sake and mine
you'll make the right decision.

I apologize for
the inconvenience.

Good evening.

[telephone rings]

Hello.

Is Rocky there?

LJ (TELEPHONE): Yeah.

Thanks.

Yeah?

Yeah, hey, Rocky,
I need some help.

You all right, sonny?

Uh, yeah, I'm fine.

I'm on, uh-- I'm on the
corner of Selby and Ridge,

in a gas station.

You gotta come get me.

Well, where's your car?

It's a long story, Dad.

- You gotta move, huh?
- All right.

ROCKFORD (TELEPHONE):
Hey-- hey, Dad--

Yeah?

Did you take my gun
out of the coffee jar?

Yeah, I was cleaning
it two nights ago.

Then I thought I might go
target shooting this weekend,

so I stuck it in the pickup.

Bring it with you.

Sure.

Well, I've got to
hit the road, LJ.

Hm?

Where we going, Jimmy?

2356 Bel Air Drive.

What are we doing?

Well, we're going
to stake out a house.

Is it going to be dangerous?

Well, I mean, if it was
going to be dangerous,

would I ask a chicken-hearted
old man like you to go along?

Then why'd you tell
me to bring a gun, huh?

Well, uh--

Heh, heh.

You can't answer
that one, can you?

Well, sure I can.

Taking a gun along because
somebody may try and kill us.

That's what I figured.

[music playing]

All right.

Pull over here, Rocky.

Who lives there?

Leon Fielder.

Now, I want you to go up the
street about a half a block

and turn around facing
this way, and when

I blink this light
at you, you come

down, pick me up in a hurry.

I'll be in the bushes.

Who's gonna keep the gun?

We don't need the gun yet.

We may never need
the gun, Rocky.

Just leave it under the seat.

Now, get going.

[music playing]

- Dad, I'm driving.
- Oh, no.

- I see what you do to your car.
- Move, Rocky.

All right.

[music playing]

[airplane descent noise]

[traffic noise]

AIRPORT ANNOUNCEMENT
(P.A.): Trans

Global skycap to baggage area.

Mr. Johnson, please report
to the insurance counter.

Concourse four.

Let's go on home, son.

I don't like this.

I need the truck, Rocky.

If you want to go
home, you take a cab.

I'll pay for it.

Where are we going?

Right back where we were.

Why?

Ah, he saw me.

Let's hope he panics,
and spooks Fielder.

[music playing]

Ah, we're going have
to pull him over.

How come?

- Ah, he's gonna spot us.
- Jimmy, if you smash up this--

I'm not gonna smash it up.
Get the gun.

[tires squeal]

Oh, there he goes.

Lousy damned suspension.

Oh, and I suppose
yours is better, huh?

[tires scream]

All right, out.

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

I'm taking you and those
briefcases downtown.

You're crazy.

100% certifiable.

You cannot make a
citizen's arrest unless you

are an eyewitness to a felony.

If you try and take
me against my will,

at gunpoint, that's kidnapping.

I'll see you put
in jail for that.

Can he do that?

Probably.

Now, if you'll
move your truck,

I'd like to get out of here.

I've had about all I'm
going to take out of you.

When I get through listing
the charges against you,

your rap sheet's going to
look like a grocery list.

Assault, kidnapping,
forgery, and murder.

You get in that truck, Fielder.

And don't tempt me.

I've got a lot to get even for.

Rocky, get those briefcases.

No-- Rocky, no!

Watch it, Dad.

[gunfire]

Get away from my car!

[bang]

Rocky-- he's only
got one more shot left.

I'm going to try something.
You stay here.

[click]

[tires squeal]

I'm gonna catch that guy if
it's the last thing I ever do.

[tires squeal]

Go get him, Pa.

[tires shriek]

[car horn blares]

[approaching police sirens]

COP: Everybody out,
with your hands up.

Over your heads.

Up!

I'm Leon Fielder.

Chairman of the board
of Fiscal Dynamics.

These men were
attempting to rob me.

Uh, Sergeant, he
was trying to kill us.

He's got a gun in the car.

I managed to take
a gun from that man.

It's-- it's right
there on my front seat.

- This yours, buddy?
- Are you kidding?

I never saw it
before in my life.

Yeah, well, we'll
run a check on it.

Would you listen to me
for a minute, Sergeant?

- Shut up.
- You better listen to Jimmy.

This here fellow Fielder,
he tried to kill us.

This is ridiculous.

Sergeant, would you
do yourself a favor?

Don't try to figure this
thing out right here.

Now, this man is guilty of
a half a dozen felonies.

He's got two briefcases in
that car full of forged stocks

and bonds.

Shake him down.

You're making the worst
mistake of your life, Sergeant.

I'm Leon Fielder.

Read these guys their rights,
and let's get them out of here.

Pick up those bags.

You know, sonny?

Now that I've really been on
one of these capers with you,

I think I understand a lot
more about what's going on.

Yeah, well, that's kind
of rewarding, isn't it?

And I mean, in a strange
way it beats truck driving,

- doesn't it?
- Oh, right, yeah.

You're right.

In many respects, it's got
truck driving beat all to heck.

You got a lot more
chances of getting killed.

You get to spend time in jail.

You even get to have your
car painted about twice

a month to take the bullet
holes and the mashed fenders out

of it.

You got a real winner, sonny.

OK, Rocky.
Forget it.

Forget it?
Are you kidding?

How am I going to forget it?

I'm going to have cold
sweats for a year.

Hello, Jim.

- Mr. Rockford.
- Hi.

They're going to get him, Jim.

They got a securities
analyst in the next room,

and those two briefcases
are full of forged stock

certificates.

The stock exchange suspended
trading of Fiscal Dynamics

about an hour ago,
pending an investigation.

They think the whole
company is a fraud.

- Not worth 10 cents.
- Good.

Does that mean I
can get out of here?

Uh, we. Heh.

That means we.

Yeah, I'm sorry, Rocky.

- Can we get out of here?
- Did you have a gun, Jim?

Apparently they found a gun.

It's being traced.

A gun?

Are you kidding, Beth?

You know you can't
go around carrying

a gun without a permit.

OK, Jim.

I think I can get
you out of here.

It may take an hour or so.

Would you hurry up?

I hate the menu.

You see?

Sometimes it's worth taking
chances, Mr. Rockford.

Look what we did.

And that's you,
too, Mr. Rockford.

I'll never forget it.

They killed my husband,
and I think we're

going to end up proving it.

Well, now, you see?

There's one of the
benefits I like.

You forgot to mention that one.

Yeah.

Ah, we got to face
facts though, Jim.

That gun only had
five shots in it.

Now, if it had had six shots in
it, like it's supposed to have,

you'd be dead.

Ah, I don't understand it.

When I cleaned the gun,
it had six bullets in it.

Where could that
sixth bullet go?

Why, I think I know
where it is, Dad.

Hm?

It's in the garbage disposal.

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Huh.

How about that?

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