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Comment: 0,0:22:41.19,0:22:43.57,Main,,0,0,0,,(Translation by a legend: Katrina Leonoudakis)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.08,0:00:04.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Stay calm... Stay calm.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.29,0:00:08.92,Main,,0,0,0,,Today is the day that will determine\Nthe entire course of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.47,0:00:12.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Is my future shining bright\Nas the beautiful sun,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.47,0:00:18.47,Main,,0,0,0,,or is it darker than the mud-black abyss?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.47,0:00:20.87,Main,,0,0,0,,Today is the day that decides that fate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.47,0:00:22.12,Main,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.12,0:00:27.47,Main,,0,0,0,,But it's not a choice I get to\Nmake, so this is what I'll do!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.47,0:00:30.86,Main,,0,0,0,,They'll be the ones to determine it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.86,0:00:34.47,Main,,0,0,0,,I know they will!\NThere's no doubt about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.47,0:00:36.47,Main,,0,0,0,,They'll do it in my stead!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.95,0:00:46.09,Main,,0,0,0,,Sniff sniff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.83,0:00:48.11,Main,,0,0,0,,Sniff sniff sniff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.11,0:00:50.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Sniff sniff sniff sniff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.47,0:00:53.12,Main,,0,0,0,,Yo, Crim.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.47,0:00:55.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Yes, you called?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.47,0:00:57.85,Main,,0,0,0,,You still smell like steak.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.85,0:01:00.91,Main,,0,0,0,,You go back for another\Nnight with that chick?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.47,0:01:04.03,Main,,0,0,0,,I—I did not! Sheesh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.86,0:01:08.39,Main,,0,0,0,,Nincompoops.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.10,0:01:16.47,Main,,0,0,0,,I swear, the whole lot of them\Nbelong in a dumpster somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.47,0:01:17.70,Main,,0,0,0,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.70,0:01:18.50,Main,,0,0,0,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.47,0:01:29.46,Main,,0,0,0,,So Crim finally——
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.47,0:01:31.09,Main,,0,0,0,,Stunk, Zel!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.71,0:01:33.84,Main,,0,0,0,,Someone's got a request for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.84,0:01:36.47,Main,,0,0,0,,A request? They want us to guard them?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.47,0:01:38.97,Main,,0,0,0,,Who's asking?\NWhy didn't they just come to us?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.34,0:01:40.64,Main,,0,0,0,,Who were they?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.47,0:01:45.47,Main,,0,0,0,,They had a hood over their\Nface, and were
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.47,0:01:47.27,Main,,0,0,0,,changing their voice,\Nso—— pretty suspicious?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.71,0:01:49.15,Main,,0,0,0,,The hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.47,0:01:51.47,Main,,0,0,0,,So what'd they write?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.75,0:01:54.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Well, that's interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.49,0:01:58.12,Main,,0,0,0,,Please write a review of a cyclops girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.41,0:02:01.89,Main,,0,0,0,,Establishment doesn't matter.\NPayment enclosed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.21,0:02:03.47,Main,,0,0,0,,That's all it says.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.88,0:02:04.95,Main,,0,0,0,,Okay, then!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.73,0:02:07.21,Main,,0,0,0,,Sweet, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.21,0:02:08.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Aw, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.47,0:02:10.27,Main,,0,0,0,,Yo, Crim, you're gonna get left behind!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.27,0:02:11.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.47,0:02:14.85,Main,,0,0,0,,Crim, you know you don't\Nhave to go with them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.62,0:02:19.89,Main,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, Meidri,\NI'm gonna take a break...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.89,0:02:20.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.47,0:02:23.52,Main,,0,0,0,,Stop clapping!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.89,0:02:26.60,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,0)}Okay, all together now!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.60,0:02:28.45,OP,,0,0,0,,If it's lewd, we love it!{If you think of anything good that makes it more broad that would be good}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.45,0:02:31.83,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,250)}Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.83,0:02:34.65,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,150)}Let's go to heaven! I know you want to!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.65,0:02:38.32,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,250)}If you love all things dirty,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.32,0:02:42.11,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,0)}then whatever your species you're one of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.11,0:02:43.57,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,250)}I wanna feel good!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.30,0:02:45.01,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)\an7}Go all the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.70,0:02:48.48,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)\an7}Go all the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.04,0:02:51.89,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)\an7}Go all the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.77,0:02:46.97,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}Grab hold of the sword
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.21,0:02:50.28,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}That you've been polishing
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.59,0:02:54.17,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}The time for battle has come
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.91,0:02:56.92,OP,,0,0,0,,{\an7\fad(250,250)}Let's go to paradise!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.92,0:02:58.68,OP,,0,0,0,,{\an7\fad(250,250)}Go all the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.28,0:03:02.07,OP,,0,0,0,,{\an7\fad(250,250)}Go all the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.68,0:03:05.47,OP,,0,0,0,,{\an7\fad(250,250)}Go all the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.43,0:03:00.53,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}If you love adventure
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.81,0:03:04.00,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}Then make for paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.21,0:03:07.51,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,0)}Without worrying about what people think
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.51,0:03:09.25,OP,,0,0,0,,Hey, hey, a cute elf girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.25,0:03:10.95,OP,,0,0,0,,Come on dude, no dice, no way!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.95,0:03:12.63,OP,,0,0,0,,How about we go in there instead?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.63,0:03:14.71,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,250)}Hot freaking damn,\Nyou're a genius my man!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.85,0:03:17.14,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)\an7}Come right in!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.14,0:03:19.41,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)\an7}Have a good time!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.41,0:03:21.15,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)\an7}Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.15,0:03:24.53,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.53,0:03:27.37,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}Let's go to heaven! One more stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.37,0:03:31.16,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}If you like the same goods we do,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.16,0:03:34.79,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}then whatever your species you're one of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.79,0:03:38.21,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}Let's go to heaven! With our "lifeblood" on the line,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.21,0:03:40.88,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,0)}Let's go to heaven! One way or another!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.88,0:03:44.72,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,0)}However many times we fall, we'll get it up again
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.72,0:03:48.38,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,250)}and satisfy both body and soul!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.38,0:03:53.68,OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(250,250)}This is our heaven!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.73,0:03:54.39,OP,,0,0,0,,{\an7\fad(250,0)}We hope to see you again!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.82,0:04:04.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Right then, gotta find a cyclops brothel.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.87,0:04:07.87,Main,,0,0,0,,Meh, we can just go to\Nthe one we saw before.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.87,0:04:13.02,Main,,0,0,0,,Dang, this poor demon place keeps\Ngetting the short end of the stick.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.02,0:04:15.08,Main,,0,0,0,,Let's head on in, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.47,0:04:17.27,Main,,0,0,0,,Wait, where'd they go?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.27,0:04:21.27,Main,,0,0,0,,Hey, you two!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.27,0:04:24.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Wanna ring my cowbell tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.14,0:04:29.68,Main,,0,0,0,,Nope, we got paid for this request, y'know!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.68,0:04:31.47,Main,,0,0,0,,No hitting up other types of girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.47,0:04:35.97,Main,,0,0,0,,Must not be in the mooood.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.47,0:04:40.11,Main,,0,0,0,,Welcome, friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.11,0:04:42.85,Main,,0,0,0,,What kind of lovely lady are\Nyou looking for this evening?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.45,0:04:46.07,Main,,0,0,0,,What's your thing?\NYour number one recommendation?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.07,0:04:47.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Our thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.82,0:04:51.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Well, sir, our "thing" is size!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.22,0:04:56.47,Main,,0,0,0,,We've got girls from F—cup to\NH, all the way to K-cup!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.47,0:04:58.85,Main,,0,0,0,,You name the size, we've got your prize!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.56,0:05:01.89,Main,,0,0,0,,Gulp!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.30,0:05:04.80,Main,,0,0,0,,Okay! I want the biggest girl you got!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.80,0:05:05.80,Main,,0,0,0,,Hey! You bastard!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.80,0:05:06.72,Main,,0,0,0,,Dammit, Kanchal!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.72,0:05:10.35,Main,,0,0,0,,NOW, now, it is first come,\Nfirst served, after all!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.68,0:05:13.10,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh, Megalo, dearie, you've got a client!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.73,0:05:15.17,Main,,0,0,0,,Coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.41,0:05:30.50,Main,,0,0,0,,Absolutely gigantic, wouldn't you agree?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.50,0:05:36.04,Main,,0,0,0,,Why, you don't see girls with corneas\Nthis colossal all that often, how do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.04,0:05:37.67,Main,,0,0,0,,So that's What he meant...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.67,0:05:39.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Boy, it sure is pretty!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.22,0:05:43.47,Main,,0,0,0,,It's so brilliant and glassy,\NI feel like I'm being drawn in!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.88,0:05:45.35,Main,,0,0,0,,You, of all people, are into it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.35,0:05:48.59,Main,,0,0,0,,Right then, enjoy your stay, Sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.91,0:05:52.10,Main,,0,0,0,,Now, don't fret, my dear friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.10,0:05:54.60,Main,,0,0,0,,There are plenty of girls\Nhere with super-Sized scleras!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.95,0:05:57.14,Main,,0,0,0,,I couldn't be less interested.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.60,0:06:01.35,Main,,0,0,0,,Um, could I ask for this H—cup girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.47,0:06:04.24,Main,,0,0,0,,Yeah, sure, whatever you want, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.47,0:06:07.90,Main,,0,0,0,,Look, dude,\Nwe're more into normal—sized girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.90,0:06:10.70,Main,,0,0,0,,Yeah, girls that have real proportions!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.70,0:06:12.60,Main,,0,0,0,,I'm afraid that's a bit\Ndifficult, my friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.60,0:06:15.87,Main,,0,0,0,,Our establishment prides itself\Non its enormous—eyed empleyees.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.00,0:06:17.89,Main,,0,0,0,,I know, but that ain't our thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.21,0:06:22.39,Main,,0,0,0,,W—well, we do have two\NA-cup girls on staff...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.47,0:06:27.27,Main,,0,0,0,,Uh... Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.99,0:06:32.14,Main,,0,0,0,,U-umm, are you sure about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.35,0:06:37.17,Main,,0,0,0,,You really... want us?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.24,0:06:58.68,Main,,0,0,0,,This time, we set our eyes\Non a brothel full of cyclops.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.33,0:07:03.36,Main,,0,0,0,,The receptionist will ask\Nif you want an "F-cup” girl,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.36,0:07:07.56,Main,,0,0,0,,but the cup size isn't bra, it's contact\Nlens, so watch what you wish for.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.06,0:07:11.76,Main,,0,0,0,,Umm, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.76,0:07:16.31,Main,,0,0,0,,I just moved from my cyclops\Nvillage to the city...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.31,0:07:19.81,Main,,0,0,0,,Everyone back home made fun\Nof me for having a little eye,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.81,0:07:22.47,Main,,0,0,0,,so I don't get many customers...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.47,0:07:24.69,Main,,0,0,0,,Don't worry, you're wonderful!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.69,0:07:25.94,Main,,0,0,0,,Keep your chin up and keep at it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.26,0:07:29.47,Main,,0,0,0,,I know you're probably just being\Nnice, but thanks...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.32,0:07:34.13,Main,,0,0,0,,She had huge tits,\Nbut that doesn't really have
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.13,0:07:37.20,Main,,0,0,0,,anything to do with her\Nbeing a cyclcops, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.33,0:07:38.95,Main,,0,0,0,,It's embarrassing!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.83,0:07:41.68,Main,,0,0,0,,S—stop looking at it...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.33,0:07:44.56,Main,,0,0,0,,Seven outta ten!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.84,0:07:51.88,Main,,0,0,0,,Apparently, eye size matters when it\Ncomes to their magic eye abilities,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.88,0:07:54.56,Main,,0,0,0,,so girls with small eyes are\Npretty self-conscious about them.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.51,0:07:59.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Are you sure you'll...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.47,0:08:02.19,Main,,0,0,0,,...really be happy with a girl like me?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.19,0:08:06.35,Main,,0,0,0,,That might be why small-eyed\Ncyclops girls are really submissive.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.28,0:08:13.22,Main,,0,0,0,,They've got a bit more\Nmana than humans, so they
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.11,0:08:13.11,Main,,0,0,0,,might be a good pick if\Nyou're in the mood for mana.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.61,0:08:16.53,Main,,0,0,0,,Well, seven out of ten!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.10,0:08:20.58,Main,,0,0,0,,Man, you two had it good.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.30,0:08:25.64,Main,,0,0,0,,I had to go and say "gimme\Nthe biggest one you got!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.06,0:08:31.01,Main,,0,0,0,,God, her eye was gargantuan.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.38,0:08:34.63,Main,,0,0,0,,Honestly, it was almost comically big.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.63,0:08:39.76,Main,,0,0,0,,But her confidence and warm\Npersonality made up for it...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.22,0:08:41.14,Main,,0,0,0,,Here!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.22,0:08:43.56,Main,,0,0,0,,Then, She handed me eye drops.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.10,0:08:45.40,Main,,0,0,0,,Squirt it in me...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.40,0:08:48.06,Main,,0,0,0,,Please, squirt it in me!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.44,0:08:53.47,Main,,0,0,0,,God, I'm so wet!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.47,0:08:56.41,Main,,0,0,0,,If you've got a thing for\Neyes, knock yourself out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.03,0:08:58.83,Main,,0,0,0,,Four points.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.83,0:09:02.56,Main,,0,0,0,,I wanted to go to the Milk Farm.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.08,0:09:12.56,Main,,0,0,0,,Some say the eyes are a\Nwoman's mest beautiful asset,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.05,0:09:16.06,Main,,0,0,0,,so by that logic, bigger would be better.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.47,0:09:18.81,Main,,0,0,0,,However...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.18,0:09:23.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Look deep into my eye...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.47,0:09:24.43,Main,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.68,0:09:25.75,Main,,0,0,0,,Deeper!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.75,0:09:27.47,Main,,0,0,0,,O-okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.22,0:09:30.70,Main,,0,0,0,,God, there it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.30,0:09:34.22,Main,,0,0,0,,That infinite View is overwhelming,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.22,0:09:37.78,Main,,0,0,0,,I can't get enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.78,0:09:38.56,Main,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.29,0:09:42.61,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh yes, I'm dilating!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.29,0:09:44.16,Main,,0,0,0,,Wha...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.27,0:09:46.97,Main,,0,0,0,,Lick it... please!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.10,0:10:07.31,Main,,0,0,0,,But her eye was really pretty,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.11,0:10:12.72,Main,,0,0,0,,so seven out of ten!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.11,0:10:16.86,Main,,0,0,0,,Their newest subject is quite singular.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.86,0:10:18.81,Main,,0,0,0,,Looks like a place for experienced johns.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.16,0:10:21.41,Main,,0,0,0,,Looks real interestin' from the review,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.41,0:10:24.08,Main,,0,0,0,,but probably not that easy to get\Ninto when you actually go there.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.29,0:10:27.72,Main,,0,0,0,,I'm still wondering who asked\Nus to write this review.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.72,0:10:29.04,Main,,0,0,0,,Whe knows?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.04,0:10:31.47,Main,,0,0,0,,They didn't care what\NShop we went to, so it
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.47,0:10:32.97,Main,,0,0,0,,wasn't like they wanted\Nus to advertise for them.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.25,0:10:37.69,Main,,0,0,0,,Maybe some guy wanted to know\Nwhat they were like before going?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.84,0:10:41.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Still, he paid for all four of us to\Ngo, plus extra on top of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.47,0:10:43.72,Main,,0,0,0,,That's a lotto pay for curiosity.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.97,0:10:51.13,Main,,0,0,0,,Those reviewers were always brutally honest\Nabout their opinions in every article.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.13,0:10:57.78,Main,,0,0,0,,That means their opinions\Nhere are the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.15,0:11:02.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Which means that other\Nspecies really don't care!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.19,0:11:05.97,Main,,0,0,0,,They don't care about my tiny eye!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.16,0:11:11.56,Main,,0,0,0,,Okay! I‘ve finally gotten the\Ncourage to lay my feelings bare!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.56,0:11:15.52,Main,,0,0,0,,I'm so glad I fell in love with a human!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.22,0:11:28.43,Main,,0,0,0,,I'm hungry!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.21,0:11:32.22,Main,,0,0,0,,You know What I'm hungry for?\NI'm hungry for mushrooms!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.47,0:11:37.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Well, we've got sauteed mushrooms,\Nand mushroom spaghetti on the menu.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.47,0:11:41.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Eh, nah, I'm not talkin'\Nabout something that normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.47,0:11:45.47,Main,,0,0,0,,I'm talkin' a big pot of mushrooms,\Ngathered straight from the woods,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.47,0:11:49.72,Main,,0,0,0,,full of types types we can't find around town.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.88,0:11:53.47,Main,,0,0,0,,That's nice, but we don't\Nhave that on the menu here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.47,0:11:54.19,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.47,0:11:58.47,Main,,0,0,0,,I've got a mushroom you might like to\Nput your mouth on down here, Meidri.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.47,0:11:59.52,Main,,0,0,0,,Want a taste?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.12,0:12:09.18,Main,,0,0,0,,Ugh, I'm hungry for mushrooms...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.18,0:12:11.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Mushrooms, mushrooms,\Nmushrooms, mushrooms...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.73,0:12:15.14,Main,,0,0,0,,This happens to elves sometimes, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.14,0:12:17.15,Main,,0,0,0,,This yearning for the woods?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.15,0:12:18.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Ow, sheesh.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.47,0:12:21.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's go get mushrooms\Nin the elven forest!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.47,0:12:23.15,Main,,0,0,0,,What's this "let's"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.15,0:12:25.16,Main,,0,0,0,,I don't give a shit about mushrooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.16,0:12:27.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Man, some friend you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.77,0:12:32.11,Main,,0,0,0,,Hey, Crim,\Nwanna come eat mushrooms with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.11,0:12:34.66,Main,,0,0,0,,What? Mushrooms?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.66,0:12:37.31,Main,,0,0,0,,Are you going to go\Nhave sex with a myconid?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.07,0:12:40.68,Main,,0,0,0,,Myconids, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.68,0:12:42.47,Main,,0,0,0,,I hadn't even thought of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.47,0:12:44.05,Main,,0,0,0,,If you are, I'll come with.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.05,0:12:48.22,Main,,0,0,0,,Guess we're headin' to the myconid\Nforest instead of the elven forest, then!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.22,0:12:50.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Uh... What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.83,0:12:54.72,Main,,0,0,0,,You're just as horny as the rest of us\Nnow, aren't you, Crim?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.72,0:12:57.27,Main,,0,0,0,,Wh—where'd that come from?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.47,0:13:08.12,Main,,0,0,0,,These woods are a little scary...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.12,0:13:11.18,Main,,0,0,0,,I mean, it's a forest at night, so yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.18,0:13:14.08,Main,,0,0,0,,Damn, it sure is easy to get lost in here\Nwith all the plants coverin' up the path.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.08,0:13:16.47,Main,,0,0,0,,I sure am glad to have\Nsomeone experienced with the
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.47,0:13:18.47,Main,,0,0,0,,myconid forest helping us\Nout — that's you, Lulou.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.74,0:13:21.11,Main,,0,0,0,,Look, here's the entrance.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.11,0:13:23.01,Main,,0,0,0,,Hey, we made it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.07,0:13:26.01,Main,,0,0,0,,As thanks,\Nwe'll pay for your visit here,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.64,0:13:27.85,Main (Top),,0,0,0,,Welcome to Myconid Forest
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.01,0:13:27.85,Main,,0,0,0,,though we do want you\Nto write a review, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.85,0:13:32.22,Main,,0,0,0,,{\an5\fnKyoMadoka\c&H26251F&\blur1.5\bord0\frz25.79\shad0\fsp1\1a&H28&\fscx71\fscy97\pos(1020.857,544.857)}Path to heaven for
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.85,0:13:32.22,Main,,0,0,0,,{\an5\fnKyoMadoka\c&H26251F&\blur1.5\bord0\shad0\1a&H28&\fscx73\fscy98\frz25\pos(1222.057,720.057)}men's mushrooms
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.85,0:13:32.22,Main,,0,0,0,,You sure are getting a lot\Nof work out of me, huh...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.47,0:13:38.90,Main,,0,0,0,,Whoa, check out that\Nlewd, otherworldly glow.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.90,0:13:39.73,Main,,0,0,0,,Gets me excited—
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.73,0:13:41.47,Main,,0,0,0,,I hope it does.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.26,0:13:50.43,Main,,0,0,0,,Welcome to the myconid brothel,\Nmy lovely fruiting bodies.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.43,0:13:52.47,Main,,0,0,0,,The hell you callin' a fruiting body?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.73,0:13:55.63,Main,,0,0,0,,Hey, doesn't she remind you of someone?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.63,0:13:57.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Remind me of who?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.47,0:14:01.21,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh, She does seem a lot like that one girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.21,0:14:03.35,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh, that fairy receptionist?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.35,0:14:06.66,Main,,0,0,0,,She does seem the same flavor\Nof apathetic and burned-out...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.66,0:14:10.22,Main,,0,0,0,,I guess this is what happens to you\Nafter so many centuries in the business.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.22,0:14:11.97,Main,,0,0,0,,Indeed it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.31,0:14:15.06,Main,,0,0,0,,Something about that deeply disturbs me...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.92,0:14:19.04,Main,,0,0,0,,So, you came here to\Nhave a good time, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.04,0:14:20.18,Main,,0,0,0,,W-well, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.47,0:14:25.94,Main,,0,0,0,,Well, then, let me welcome your\Nman-mushrooms to our fungus—fuck forest!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.94,0:14:29.49,Main,,0,0,0,,Their morel mammaries and\Ncap—caressing cunts are
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.49,0:14:32.47,Main,,0,0,0,,grown right here in this\Nwood, for your wood!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.76,0:14:35.18,Main,,0,0,0,,We'll get you squirtig your spores\Nall over their moldy mounds!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.48,0:14:41.27,Main,,0,0,0,,You know where else I've seen these kind\Nof pun—tastic old ladies? Sex museums.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.27,0:14:45.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Come now, this pun—tastic old lady got\Nhere from centuries of sex-perience.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.96,0:14:48.47,Main,,0,0,0,,My job's to match up\Nour lucky customer with
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.47,0:14:51.47,Main,,0,0,0,,one of our hundreds of\Nspecies of mushrooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.47,0:14:55.10,Main,,0,0,0,,Let's start with the\Nhorny—looking human over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.10,0:14:55.93,Main,,0,0,0,,You mean me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.32,0:15:01.47,Main,,0,0,0,,I bet ya like to take a tumble with girls\Ncovered in somethin' sticky and slimy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.92,0:15:04.27,Main,,0,0,0,,I can't even deny that...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.85,0:15:15.06,Main,,0,0,0,,These nameko girls are the\Nperfect fungi—fit for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.19,0:15:18.39,Main,,0,0,0,,Rock on!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.47,0:15:22.52,Main,,0,0,0,,Mmkay, off you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.52,0:15:24.21,Main,,0,0,0,,Damn...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.21,0:15:26.52,Main,,0,0,0,,Next up, you, elf boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.52,0:15:31.47,Main,,0,0,0,,I take you for the type who appreciates\Nthe taste and mana makeup of a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.47,0:15:33.31,Main,,0,0,0,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.31,0:15:35.47,Main,,0,0,0,,For you, I've got two\Ngirls with high magical
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.47,0:15:37.18,Main,,0,0,0,,affinity, and plenty of\Nmilk for you to enjoy:
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.18,0:15:39.47,Main,,0,0,0,,the SHE-take mushrooms!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.46,0:15:42.01,Main,,0,0,0,,Please...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.01,0:15:43.81,Main,,0,0,0,,Be gentle.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.81,0:15:46.89,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's hittin' all the right marks.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.47,0:15:49.93,Main,,0,0,0,,Have fun, now.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.47,0:15:54.12,Main,,0,0,0,,Right, I'm sensing you like\Nmore 'normal' girls, yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.12,0:15:55.89,Main,,0,0,0,,Wh—why do you think that?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.12,0:16:01.10,Main,,0,0,0,,After so many years "helping" johns,\Nyou start to get an eye for these things.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.47,0:16:09.70,Main,,0,0,0,,These brown beech mushrooms\Nare the perfect size for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.70,0:16:13.22,Main,,0,0,0,,Huh? But how do I pick just one?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.47,0:16:14.52,Main,,0,0,0,,Don't worry!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.73,0:16:16.45,Main,,0,0,0,,Every one of us...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.45,0:16:17.81,Main,,0,0,0,,...will play with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.81,0:16:20.60,Main,,0,0,0,,That just leaves you, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.60,0:16:22.22,Main,,0,0,0,,O-okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.21,0:16:27.77,Main,,0,0,0,,An angel?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.77,0:16:32.85,Main,,0,0,0,,Everyone knows about them, but I've\Nnever seen one in person before...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.16,0:16:37.85,Main,,0,0,0,,Physically weak, but resistant\Nto magic and natural forces...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.85,0:16:40.18,Main,,0,0,0,,And what's with those wings?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.18,0:16:42.52,Main,,0,0,0,,How is he flying right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.73,0:16:45.47,Main,,0,0,0,,From how I've seen him act,\Nhe seems more gentle and
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.47,0:16:48.77,Main,,0,0,0,,pure—hearted,\Nbut he's as horny as a teenage boy...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.13,0:16:53.52,Main,,0,0,0,,For some reason, I get the\Nfeeling he's half a woman, too...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.52,0:16:55.52,Main,,0,0,0,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.83,0:16:58.89,Main,,0,0,0,,I can't believe this...\NI'm completely stumped!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.89,0:16:59.89,Main,,0,0,0,,Excuse me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.89,0:17:01.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Huh? What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.47,0:17:03.47,Main,,0,0,0,,Is everything okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.47,0:17:05.29,Main,,0,0,0,,Huh?! Oh, yes, of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.30,0:17:09.10,Main,,0,0,0,,Let's see...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.47,0:17:15.03,Main,,0,0,0,,H-how about this fine lass?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.89,0:17:22.39,Main,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,2000)}N—nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.59,0:17:35.55,Main,,0,0,0,,This time,\Nwe headed into the mycenid forest.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.63,0:17:39.51,Main,,0,0,0,,There were way too many\Ntypes of girl to pick from,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.51,0:17:43.64,Main,,0,0,0,,but the receptionist will help you\Npick the mushroom that's right for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.64,0:17:50.15,Main,,0,0,0,,For me, she picked the slimy hameko girls.\NShe definitely got me right.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.23,0:17:52.28,Main,,0,0,0,,I love it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.28,0:17:53.89,Main,,0,0,0,,It's so manly!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.47,0:17:56.78,Main,,0,0,0,,It's pretty great that\Nyou can get a bunch of
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.78,0:17:58.39,Main,,0,0,0,,girls to do you at\Nonce, for no extra cost.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.89,0:18:04.64,Main,,0,0,0,,Eight outta ten!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.14,0:18:11.50,Main,,0,0,0,,Pick a myconid 'cause you think it's cute,\Nand you might end up poisoning yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.50,0:18:14.97,Main,,0,0,0,,But here, you've got someone to pick\Nout the girl that's just right for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.30,0:18:20.30,Main,,0,0,0,,S-so hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.64,0:18:23.97,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh, no... It's gushing out!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.97,0:18:26.52,Main,,0,0,0,,I—I'm gonna...!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.32,0:18:38.35,Main,,0,0,0,,The she—take mushrooms'\Nmilk was pretty damn tasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.47,0:18:41.95,Main,,0,0,0,,It feels like you're gettin'\Ntwo girls for the price of one,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.95,0:18:44.85,Main,,0,0,0,,but since girls of the same species\Nare all connected underground,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.85,0:18:47.22,Main,,0,0,0,,she was probably just one entity after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.47,0:18:50.14,Main,,0,0,0,,Eight points!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.13,0:18:56.38,Main,,0,0,0,,I was shocked the\Nreceptionist got me right.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.38,0:18:59.59,Main,,0,0,0,,After all, knowing I like\Nplain, normal girls isn't
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.59,0:19:02.35,Main,,0,0,0,,something you can deduce\Njust from my species alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.80,0:19:05.39,Main,,0,0,0,,I can't hold back any longer...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.14,0:19:11.15,Main,,0,0,0,,Feels so good..
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.11,0:19:16.73,Main,,0,0,0,,So much!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.24,0:19:20.91,Main,,0,0,0,,As long as that receptionist's\Nintuition is right
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.91,0:19:23.37,Main,,0,0,0,,on the money,\Nyou won‘t have a bad time here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.47,0:19:25.61,Main,,0,0,0,,Nine points!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.95,0:19:30.21,Main,,0,0,0,,And last up's Crim.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.25,0:19:31.25,Main,,0,0,0,,How'd he fare?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.17,0:19:33.00,Main,,0,0,0,,Well!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.30,0:19:41.77,Main,,0,0,0,,Did that angel boy like you?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.80,0:19:48.22,Main,,0,0,0,,Well, y‘see...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.48,0:19:57.93,Main,,0,0,0,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.47,0:20:03.07,Main,,0,0,0,,Her skin was so soft and fluffy.\NIt felt really nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.87,0:20:11.90,Main,,0,0,0,,Every little touch sent a shiver down\Nher spine. She was really sensitive.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.90,0:20:14.08,Main,,0,0,0,,I'm usually not that\Ndominant, but seeing her
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.08,0:20:16.18,Main,,0,0,0,,like that made me want to\Ntake the lead with her.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.47,0:20:22.30,Main,,0,0,0,,Making love to her felt like floating on\Na fluffy cloud, which reminded me of home.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.97,0:20:23.68,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh, gosh...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.18,0:20:25.76,Main,,0,0,0,,I'm going to burst again!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.80,0:20:29.39,Main,,0,0,0,,My spores are coming out!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.52,0:20:35.35,Main,,0,0,0,,When she released her\Nspores, the air was filled
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.35,0:20:38.32,Main,,0,0,0,,with an earthy smell that\NI personally liked a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.98,0:20:40.11,Main,,0,0,0,,So, eight points.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.39,0:20:49.41,Main,,0,0,0,,They weren't bothered by me or my Spores\Nat all, and they touched me a whole lot...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.41,0:20:52.46,Main,,0,0,0,,Just thinking about it makes me want\Nto release my spores all over again...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.94,0:20:56.72,Main,,0,0,0,,Good. I was right.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.04,0:20:59.52,Main,,0,0,0,,Let's dig in!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.09,0:21:04.88,Main,,0,0,0,,Finished on her face then, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.93,0:21:05.89,Main,,0,0,0,,Nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.62,0:21:31.29,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Every species, altogether now!{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.37,0:21:35.16,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}One, oh how I crave the warmth of another{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.21,0:21:39.00,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Two, Climb o’er twin mountains of flesh{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.00,0:21:42.88,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}(Throbbing, throbbing,\Nup, up, up!) (Wow, so big!){\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.88,0:21:46.68,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Three, that bawdy bady of yours{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.72,0:21:50.51,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Four, wet lips and a perky bulb{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.51,0:21:53.18,Main,,0,0,0,,(That client came three\Ntimes in thirty minutes!)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.22,0:21:54.98,Main,,0,0,0,,(What? That's incredible!)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.06,0:21:58.06,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And we can keep coming!{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.15,0:21:59.40,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}If you like lewd-ass stuff,{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.48,0:22:01.15,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}If you like feelin’ good,{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.19,0:22:03.69,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}You better get on out here!{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.78,0:22:04.19,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Here we go now,{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.28,0:22:05.78,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Human, elf, fairy, beastman,{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.86,0:22:07.24,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Monster, spirit, angel, demon,{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.36,0:22:08.74,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dear customers coming\Nin with hot—blooded vigor,{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.86,0:22:10.41,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}thank you so very much for your patronage.{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.45,0:22:12.03,Main,,0,0,0,,Do you like gettin' it on?!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.03,0:22:13.62,Main,,0,0,0,,Is your little guy fired up 'n ready?!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.62,0:22:16.54,Main,,0,0,0,,Okay! Let's get this party started!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.58,0:22:19.25,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}C’mon, rub it out, rub\Nit out, polish one out{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.29,0:22:22.25,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}C’mon, give your manhood\Na good rub (fap fap!){\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.25,0:22:25.42,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}One more, rub it out,\Nrub it out, polish one out{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.42,0:22:28.76,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}C’mon, give your manhood\Na good rub (fap fap!){\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.93,0:22:31.93,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Tonight, once more, the view is superb{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.97,0:22:34.85,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}here in the red-light district{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.10,0:22:37.81,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Let’s get along and let’s get it on{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.81,0:22:41.19,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And do the brothel dance!{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.64,0:22:47.64,Main,,0,0,0,,Mitsue's Room
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.70,0:22:55.79,Main,,0,0,0,,Alright, girls, today,\NI'm going to show you
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.79,0:22:57.87,Main,,0,0,0,,how to pleasure a\N"mushroom" with your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.87,0:23:00.02,Main,,0,0,0,,Thank you, miss Mitsue!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.02,0:23:03.04,Main,,0,0,0,,First, take it in your hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.30,0:23:13.05,Main,,0,0,0,,Now, you try!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.05,0:23:14.64,Main,,0,0,0,,O—okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.98,0:23:21.90,Main,,0,0,0,,They've got a long way to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.90,0:23:23.77,Main,,0,0,0,,It certainly ain't easy.
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