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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:20,000 {\an8}Uploaded by Vegamovies.To | Visit & Support 2 00:00:33,681 --> 00:00:34,807 (AIRHORN BLOWING) 3 00:00:34,807 --> 00:00:36,725 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - (CROWD CHEERING) 4 00:00:40,187 --> 00:00:42,022 ANNOUNCER: After using their last time-out, 5 00:00:42,022 --> 00:00:43,858 Poly High returns to the field. 6 00:00:43,858 --> 00:00:46,819 Down by three, with three seconds remaining. 7 00:00:46,819 --> 00:00:49,405 {\an8}This is the last play of the season, folks. 8 00:00:50,072 --> 00:00:52,074 NARRATOR: America loves an underdog. 9 00:00:52,783 --> 00:00:54,410 QUARTERBACK: Stat reaper come to. 10 00:00:54,410 --> 00:00:55,619 Watch five-seven, watch five-seven. 11 00:00:56,579 --> 00:00:58,163 - Down. - NARRATOR: The slept on. 12 00:00:58,581 --> 00:00:59,623 QUARTERBACK: Open, open! 13 00:00:59,623 --> 00:01:00,833 NARRATOR: The little guy. 14 00:01:01,709 --> 00:01:03,002 - PLAYER: Block, block, block! - Get 'em. 15 00:01:03,002 --> 00:01:04,461 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 16 00:01:04,461 --> 00:01:06,755 NARRATOR: The ones no one believes can achieve greatness. 17 00:01:06,755 --> 00:01:08,883 (TENSE PERCUSSION MUSIC PLAYING) 18 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:10,342 But you know what they love more? 19 00:01:13,596 --> 00:01:15,764 Motherfuckers who was born great. 20 00:01:17,349 --> 00:01:18,684 - Yes! - (ALL CHEERING) 21 00:01:18,684 --> 00:01:19,935 NARRATOR: Motherfuckers like me. 22 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:23,397 Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings. 23 00:01:23,397 --> 00:01:26,317 The birth of a superstar. Shit. 24 00:01:26,317 --> 00:01:28,611 I'm the pick that got picked before all the other picks. 25 00:01:28,611 --> 00:01:30,321 ANNOUNCER: This rookie is special. 26 00:01:30,321 --> 00:01:32,197 JAYCEN: Breaking records and laying waste 27 00:01:32,197 --> 00:01:33,991 to all the little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 28 00:01:33,991 --> 00:01:35,534 who walked on the field. 29 00:01:35,534 --> 00:01:37,661 {\an8}COMMENTATOR: Smoked again by Jaycen Jennings. 30 00:01:37,661 --> 00:01:39,371 {\an8}DEION: When he throw that hand out, it's over. 31 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:40,956 {\an8}No one in the game 32 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:42,499 {\an8}-could play with him. - (SOUND EFFECT PLAYS) 33 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:44,960 - JAYCEN: Man, everybody love me. - COMMENTATOR: Touchdown! 34 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,086 {\an8}JAYCEN: I was more popular than God. 35 00:01:46,086 --> 00:01:47,338 {\an8}COMMENTATOR: Two-J's! 36 00:01:47,838 --> 00:01:48,881 JAYCEN: And worshipped in every living room 37 00:01:48,881 --> 00:01:50,007 and every kitchen in America. 38 00:01:50,007 --> 00:01:51,425 Yeah. But check this shit out. 39 00:01:52,176 --> 00:01:54,219 Once you get to that mountaintop, 40 00:01:54,219 --> 00:01:56,805 everybody wants to see you fuckin' fall. 41 00:01:57,556 --> 00:01:59,767 The notion that people are idolizing 42 00:01:59,767 --> 00:02:02,186 {\an8}Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings, it's ridiculous. 43 00:02:02,186 --> 00:02:03,479 {\an8}COMMENTATOR 1: Jennings... And he dropped it! 44 00:02:03,479 --> 00:02:05,314 {\an8}COMMENTATOR 2: Has to make that play. 45 00:02:05,314 --> 00:02:06,732 {\an8}And he went out there and he didn't deliver, 46 00:02:06,732 --> 00:02:08,025 {\an8}and he hadn't delivered the whole game. 47 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:10,611 {\an8}CHIP: What's he call that stupid dance? The Two-J's? 48 00:02:10,611 --> 00:02:13,739 {\an8}Why don't you spend more time on the grass than smoking it. 49 00:02:13,739 --> 00:02:15,074 {\an8}You're young, you're successful, 50 00:02:15,074 --> 00:02:16,325 {\an8}you're making a lot of money. 51 00:02:16,325 --> 00:02:18,160 {\an8}How could you screw this up? 52 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,996 {\an8}He's chasing rings harder than a housewife in Atlanta. 53 00:02:20,996 --> 00:02:22,706 {\an8}And you know what I say about those housewives, 54 00:02:22,706 --> 00:02:24,959 {\an8}at least they stayed in one city their whole career. 55 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:26,543 {\an8}Where's the loyalty? 56 00:02:26,543 --> 00:02:28,337 {\an8}JAYCEN: But all that irrational-ass hate 57 00:02:28,337 --> 00:02:30,339 {\an8}teaches you a very valuable lesson. 58 00:02:31,006 --> 00:02:33,425 {\an8}Never, ever, ever 59 00:02:33,425 --> 00:02:35,761 {\an8}count on anyone but yourself. 60 00:02:35,761 --> 00:02:39,098 Fuck your teammates, fuck your coaches, 61 00:02:39,098 --> 00:02:40,557 fuck your fans. 62 00:02:40,557 --> 00:02:43,143 Hey, Two-J's! You blow! 63 00:02:45,646 --> 00:02:47,940 - (SLAP ECHOES) - Man, fuck everybody. 64 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:50,943 (INHALES) 65 00:02:50,943 --> 00:02:52,861 'Cause at the end of the day, 66 00:02:52,861 --> 00:02:54,405 they're just some mediocre motherfuckas 67 00:02:54,405 --> 00:02:56,490 tryna hold back the true greats from reaching 68 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:58,617 ultimate mothafuckin' greatness. 69 00:02:59,326 --> 00:03:00,703 That's it for this week. 70 00:03:00,703 --> 00:03:02,496 I'm Jaycen Jennings. Y'all make sure y'all hit 71 00:03:02,496 --> 00:03:04,456 that subscribe button so quick, so fast. 72 00:03:07,334 --> 00:03:08,419 (TABLET CHIMES) 73 00:03:09,169 --> 00:03:10,838 (DEJA VU (I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE BY TEENA MARIE PLAYS) 74 00:03:22,516 --> 00:03:24,852 I'm young and I'm old 75 00:03:25,728 --> 00:03:28,272 - (JAYCEN COUGHING) - I'm rich and I'm poor 76 00:03:29,314 --> 00:03:33,193 I feel like I've been on this earth many times before 77 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:34,945 CHIP: (ON TABLET) I call it how it is. 78 00:03:34,945 --> 00:03:37,322 The guy was not that good of a football player. 79 00:03:37,322 --> 00:03:38,490 He didn't care about the game. 80 00:03:38,824 --> 00:03:40,617 He doesn't care about the purity of the sport. 81 00:03:40,617 --> 00:03:42,161 Listen, this is simple. 82 00:03:42,161 --> 00:03:43,829 My top five receivers of all time? 83 00:03:43,829 --> 00:03:45,039 - Very simple. - Man, fuck. 84 00:03:45,706 --> 00:03:48,042 CHIP: Jerry Rice, Larry Fitz, T.O., Raymond Berry, 85 00:03:48,042 --> 00:03:49,793 and obviously, Randy Moss. 86 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:51,628 I can't believe anyone could think 87 00:03:51,628 --> 00:03:54,048 that Two-J's is a top-five wide receiver of all time. 88 00:03:54,048 --> 00:03:56,633 I know pornstars that have received more than him. 89 00:03:56,633 --> 00:03:57,968 - (COUGHS) - I wanna see 90 00:03:57,968 --> 00:03:59,553 - actual skills, okay? - The fuck? 91 00:03:59,553 --> 00:04:01,346 I wanna see someone who's in the end zone... 92 00:04:01,346 --> 00:04:03,682 Sick of this motherfucker Chip Collins. 93 00:04:04,516 --> 00:04:08,020 Hashtag, I'm fuckin' you up when I see you. 94 00:04:09,104 --> 00:04:10,856 Hold on. Emoji. 95 00:04:11,565 --> 00:04:13,942 Eggplant emoji. 96 00:04:14,359 --> 00:04:15,944 Lick. 97 00:04:15,944 --> 00:04:17,529 Bitch-ass motherfucker. 98 00:04:17,988 --> 00:04:19,740 Eat a fat baby's dick. 99 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:22,534 Hashtag, you don't want that smoke. 100 00:04:22,534 --> 00:04:23,786 (LINE RINGING) 101 00:04:25,537 --> 00:04:27,498 MAN: SSF, Ryan Kaushik's office. 102 00:04:27,498 --> 00:04:29,291 - Yo, it's Jaycen. - Jason Sudeikis? 103 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,502 Mothafucker, it's Jaycen Jennings! 104 00:04:31,502 --> 00:04:33,921 Oh, Jaycen. I didn't know he still represented you. 105 00:04:34,421 --> 00:04:35,631 The fuck? 106 00:04:35,631 --> 00:04:37,508 He's on a call right now. Let me have him call you back. 107 00:04:37,508 --> 00:04:39,134 Man, make it quick. I'm busy. 108 00:04:39,676 --> 00:04:41,345 I'm sorry, he's in a breakfast meeting. 109 00:04:41,345 --> 00:04:42,888 Fuck! When is he gonna pick up? 110 00:04:42,888 --> 00:04:44,473 - (LINE DISCONNECTS) - He's in the bathroom. 111 00:04:44,473 --> 00:04:46,141 - Man, have him call me back. - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 112 00:04:46,141 --> 00:04:47,392 He's talking to his grandma. 113 00:04:47,392 --> 00:04:48,936 You know what, fuck this shit! 114 00:04:48,936 --> 00:04:50,020 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 115 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:51,438 (ENGINE ROARING) 116 00:04:51,438 --> 00:04:53,607 (SMACK A BITCH BY RICO NASTY PLAYING) 117 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:56,151 Ask for your salary in Dogecoin. I'm telling you... 118 00:04:56,151 --> 00:04:58,237 - What's up, Kaufmoney? - Oh. 119 00:04:58,237 --> 00:05:00,072 Two-J's! My guy. 120 00:05:00,072 --> 00:05:01,281 Uh... You look... 121 00:05:01,281 --> 00:05:02,407 Pissed? 122 00:05:02,407 --> 00:05:03,575 Like somebody's agent 123 00:05:04,076 --> 00:05:05,744 that don't know how to return fucking phone calls. 124 00:05:05,744 --> 00:05:07,496 You were just about to be my next call. 125 00:05:07,496 --> 00:05:08,580 That's bullshit. 126 00:05:08,997 --> 00:05:10,374 You're here now, so... 127 00:05:10,374 --> 00:05:11,625 Mothafucker, we had a plan. 128 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,544 I create a dope-ass podcast, 129 00:05:13,544 --> 00:05:15,712 you get my dope ass a commentary job, 130 00:05:16,171 --> 00:05:17,548 then I get back 131 00:05:17,548 --> 00:05:19,258 in the spotlight again. Do you remember that? 132 00:05:19,258 --> 00:05:21,885 Yeah, of course, I remember the motherfuckin' plan. 133 00:05:21,885 --> 00:05:25,430 But the problem with the plan is that people 134 00:05:25,931 --> 00:05:27,599 say, for no good reason, 135 00:05:27,599 --> 00:05:29,685 that you're a selfish prick 136 00:05:29,685 --> 00:05:30,811 who's impossible to work with. 137 00:05:30,811 --> 00:05:32,729 - That's fucking bullshit! - Well... 138 00:05:32,729 --> 00:05:33,981 Chip Collins. 139 00:05:33,981 --> 00:05:35,232 Don't they hate his ass? 140 00:05:35,691 --> 00:05:37,234 So, actually, yes. 141 00:05:37,234 --> 00:05:41,405 Chip Collins has a hate-love ratio of 50-50. Okay? 142 00:05:41,405 --> 00:05:43,532 Yours is 95-5. 143 00:05:44,283 --> 00:05:46,994 Look, if I were you, I would do some charity work. 144 00:05:46,994 --> 00:05:50,205 Get some positive PR for your brand, maybe, uh... 145 00:05:50,205 --> 00:05:51,582 Why don't you start a school for poor kids 146 00:05:51,582 --> 00:05:53,000 like LeBron, huh? 147 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,586 Fuck LeBron James, and fuck poor kids. 148 00:05:55,586 --> 00:05:57,504 You just need to do your mothafuckin' job 149 00:05:57,504 --> 00:05:58,755 and get me back in the game. 150 00:05:58,755 --> 00:06:00,424 Man, if I were you, I would 151 00:06:00,424 --> 00:06:02,134 reconsider the Dancing with the Stars offer, 152 00:06:02,134 --> 00:06:03,677 - that's a really good deal... - Man, fuck you, 153 00:06:03,677 --> 00:06:05,345 you Harold and Kumar lookin' motherfucker! 154 00:06:05,345 --> 00:06:10,184 - I'm through with this shit. Fuck this! - I'll be right back, sir, I just have to help 155 00:06:10,184 --> 00:06:11,560 - this gentleman. - Look here, 156 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,937 you red vest-wearing, Aladdin-looking mothafucker! 157 00:06:13,937 --> 00:06:16,481 You know who the fuck I am? I'm Jaycen Jennings. 158 00:06:16,481 --> 00:06:20,402 Well known, highly respected, top-five receiver of all time. 159 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:22,571 - Okay. - Okay. 160 00:06:22,571 --> 00:06:23,989 So, go get my mothafuckin' car, then. 161 00:06:23,989 --> 00:06:26,325 Hey, hey, Two-J's, why don't you just relax, man. 162 00:06:26,325 --> 00:06:27,743 The guy's just trying to do his job. 163 00:06:27,743 --> 00:06:29,244 I don't wanna hear that shit. 164 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:31,038 Why don't you stay in your motherfuckin' lane 165 00:06:31,038 --> 00:06:32,539 until you win one of these, Tony Gonzalez? 166 00:06:32,539 --> 00:06:33,999 Give me my motherfuckin' keys. 167 00:06:33,999 --> 00:06:35,500 Move, nigga. 168 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,169 Acting like you don't know who the fuck I am. 169 00:06:37,169 --> 00:06:38,503 - Don't worry about him. - JAYCEN: Fuck you, Gonzalez! 170 00:06:38,503 --> 00:06:39,963 - I'm self-made. - (ENGINE ROARS) 171 00:06:39,963 --> 00:06:41,924 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 172 00:06:42,549 --> 00:06:44,635 - (CAR ALARM WAILING) - JAYCEN: Fuck! 173 00:06:45,135 --> 00:06:47,221 - Two-J's just got smoked! - (WOMAN EXCLAIMING) 174 00:06:47,221 --> 00:06:49,932 JAYCEN: Fuck you, Gonzalez! I'm self-made. 175 00:06:49,932 --> 00:06:51,683 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 176 00:06:51,683 --> 00:06:53,268 - (BONK) - (HORSE WHINNIES) 177 00:06:53,268 --> 00:06:54,770 (EAGLE SCREAMS) 178 00:06:55,312 --> 00:06:56,772 - (T-REX ROARS) - Fuck! 179 00:06:58,232 --> 00:07:00,067 Well, look who's back in the news. 180 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:02,486 My dear friend, Jaycen Jennings. 181 00:07:02,486 --> 00:07:04,655 If we're talking about promising stars 182 00:07:04,655 --> 00:07:06,990 that have absolutely pissed away their careers, 183 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:09,117 Two-J's, you're giving R. Kelly 184 00:07:09,117 --> 00:07:11,161 a run for his money. I mean, what is... 185 00:07:11,161 --> 00:07:12,871 {\an8}Mr. Jennings! 186 00:07:12,871 --> 00:07:14,164 MAN: You see this fool? 187 00:07:14,706 --> 00:07:17,042 {\an8}Put your phone away so that we can begin sentencing. 188 00:07:17,042 --> 00:07:18,502 Oh, for sure, my bad. 189 00:07:18,877 --> 00:07:21,964 Mr. Jennings, you've plead guilty to charges of speeding, 190 00:07:21,964 --> 00:07:24,967 {\an8}reckless endangerment and damage to city property. 191 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:26,635 These charges warrant that 192 00:07:26,635 --> 00:07:28,553 {\an8}you could spend five years in prison. 193 00:07:28,553 --> 00:07:29,721 MAN 2: There it is. 194 00:07:29,721 --> 00:07:31,598 {\an8}But I've decided 195 00:07:31,598 --> 00:07:33,684 {\an8}that I'm gonna go a different direction. 196 00:07:34,434 --> 00:07:35,560 Thank you, Judge, 197 00:07:35,852 --> 00:07:37,187 {\an8}for the celebrity treatment. I appreciate it. 198 00:07:37,187 --> 00:07:38,647 {\an8}- (CHUCKLES DRYLY) - WOMAN: This motherfucker. 199 00:07:38,647 --> 00:07:41,483 {\an8}I'm recommending that you spend 300 hours 200 00:07:41,483 --> 00:07:43,402 of community service with the Long Beach 201 00:07:43,402 --> 00:07:45,279 {\an8}Parks and Recreations Department. 202 00:07:45,279 --> 00:07:47,030 {\an8}- The fuck? - (WOMAN GASPS) 203 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,449 {\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, Judge. 204 00:07:49,449 --> 00:07:50,701 I thought I was getting like 205 00:07:50,701 --> 00:07:52,619 {\an8}some Martha Stewart kinda treatment. 206 00:07:52,619 --> 00:07:54,079 {\an8}Community service in Long Beach, 207 00:07:54,079 --> 00:07:55,163 that ain't gonna work for me. 208 00:07:55,622 --> 00:07:58,041 {\an8}You too good for the community that raised you? 209 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:00,002 {\an8}Or maybe you just don't wanna go back, 210 00:08:00,002 --> 00:08:01,920 {\an8}after 20 years of not being home, 211 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,589 {\an8}in a orange vest and a pooper-scooper. 212 00:08:05,173 --> 00:08:06,174 {\an8}AUDIENCE MEMBER: Oh, shit. 213 00:08:09,761 --> 00:08:11,596 Janine? Is that you? 214 00:08:12,097 --> 00:08:14,808 {\an8}Freshman year, white American history class? 215 00:08:15,309 --> 00:08:17,978 {\an8}Where we used to play hide and go get it. 216 00:08:17,978 --> 00:08:19,730 Come on, girl, you can't cut me no break? 217 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:22,024 {\an8}(SCOFFS) My name is not Janine. 218 00:08:22,024 --> 00:08:23,150 AUDIENCE MEMBER: Oh! 219 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:24,318 {\an8}It's Tara. 220 00:08:26,236 --> 00:08:27,988 {\an8}We grew up on the same block. 221 00:08:28,530 --> 00:08:29,614 (WHISPERS) Fuck. 222 00:08:30,073 --> 00:08:31,658 {\an8}Your narcissistic ass. 223 00:08:31,658 --> 00:08:33,118 {\an8}Just get the hell out of my courtroom, 224 00:08:33,118 --> 00:08:35,412 {\an8}so I can call everybody we grew up with 225 00:08:35,412 --> 00:08:37,956 {\an8}and tell them that they can catch your Hollywood ass 226 00:08:37,956 --> 00:08:40,292 {\an8}right up in the park, scooping up dog shit. 227 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:41,543 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 228 00:08:42,586 --> 00:08:43,587 Next! 229 00:08:47,549 --> 00:08:49,634 - You're moving too slow. - (JAYCEN GROANS) 230 00:08:49,634 --> 00:08:51,928 (UPBEAT HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 231 00:09:04,066 --> 00:09:06,568 Back in the hood, picking up dog shit. 232 00:09:06,568 --> 00:09:08,362 (SCOFFS) Wow. 233 00:09:19,998 --> 00:09:20,999 Wow. 234 00:09:23,001 --> 00:09:24,628 - MASKED MAN: Keys! - Mothafucka! 235 00:09:25,128 --> 00:09:26,421 Cuz, the car don't come with keys. 236 00:09:26,421 --> 00:09:27,923 Shut the fuck up before I bust your head 237 00:09:27,923 --> 00:09:29,007 to the white meat, nigga. 238 00:09:29,007 --> 00:09:31,009 I start the car with my phone. 239 00:09:31,009 --> 00:09:33,470 Give me the motherfucking keys! 240 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:35,847 Look, you can have the phone and my car, 241 00:09:35,847 --> 00:09:37,391 just let me clear the videos real quick. 242 00:09:37,391 --> 00:09:38,558 Niggas see this sex tape 243 00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:40,143 with Two-J's and Lisa Lampanelli, I'm finished. 244 00:09:40,143 --> 00:09:41,520 Nigga, don't play with... 245 00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:49,194 (GASPING) 246 00:09:49,694 --> 00:09:50,779 (GRUNTS) 247 00:09:51,405 --> 00:09:52,447 Jaycen? 248 00:09:54,074 --> 00:09:55,117 Kareem? 249 00:09:55,117 --> 00:09:56,660 Nigga! (SOBS WITH JOY) 250 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,328 (JAYCEN EXCLAIMS) 251 00:09:58,328 --> 00:10:00,580 Mothafucka, you just put a gun to my head, nigga. 252 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:02,416 Relax, J, the safety was on. 253 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:04,209 - It's on safe... No. - (GUN CLICKS) 254 00:10:04,209 --> 00:10:06,128 It ain't on safety. Damn. 255 00:10:06,128 --> 00:10:07,504 Imagine that. 256 00:10:07,504 --> 00:10:09,339 Ahh! Nigga. I've been trying 257 00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:11,049 to get in touch with you for years. 258 00:10:11,049 --> 00:10:12,217 - Huh? - Literally. 259 00:10:12,217 --> 00:10:13,468 For a million years. 260 00:10:13,468 --> 00:10:15,262 Yeah. And everybody talk about, 261 00:10:15,262 --> 00:10:17,389 oh, what's that girl name, punkin' and them sister 262 00:10:17,389 --> 00:10:19,891 talking about, "Oh, just get out of his face. 263 00:10:19,891 --> 00:10:21,059 "Leave him alone. 264 00:10:21,059 --> 00:10:23,019 "Cuz, you hittin' him too much. 265 00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:24,396 "You a stalker. 266 00:10:24,396 --> 00:10:26,523 "You sweatin' him, back up off him." 267 00:10:26,523 --> 00:10:28,567 I told her, "Girl, J is my nigga! 268 00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:30,694 "He would never do no shit like that." 269 00:10:30,694 --> 00:10:32,195 I know you've been thinking about me, 270 00:10:32,195 --> 00:10:34,197 and I know you've been trying to get in touch with me. 271 00:10:34,197 --> 00:10:35,157 Is that pretty much right? 272 00:10:35,157 --> 00:10:36,491 Yeah, that's how I feel about you, 273 00:10:36,491 --> 00:10:37,784 that's exactly how I feel about you, cuz. 274 00:10:37,784 --> 00:10:39,911 Yeah, I knew it. I knew that was right. 275 00:10:39,911 --> 00:10:42,998 I'm one of your real homies, I'm one of the day ones, 276 00:10:42,998 --> 00:10:44,332 - before everybody. - Fuck. 277 00:10:44,332 --> 00:10:46,501 I'm first, third grade, fourth grade, 278 00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:49,421 food stamps, juvie, all that. Man! 279 00:10:49,421 --> 00:10:51,506 Here, let me put my phone number in there. 280 00:10:51,506 --> 00:10:53,175 I'mma put my grandmother's number, 281 00:10:53,175 --> 00:10:54,968 where I wash clothes at on the weekend. 282 00:10:54,968 --> 00:10:57,471 Man, God work in mysterious ways, boy, 283 00:10:57,471 --> 00:10:58,638 I'm telling you, man. 284 00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:00,140 I've been thinkin' about you, 285 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:01,933 thinkin' about you, thinkin' about you. 286 00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:04,186 I'm so glad you back here in the LBC. 287 00:11:04,186 --> 00:11:06,062 But not on no pooper-scooper shit. 288 00:11:06,062 --> 00:11:07,564 (LAUGHS) 289 00:11:07,564 --> 00:11:08,982 Nigga, Tara told you too? 290 00:11:09,483 --> 00:11:12,027 Yeah. The whole hood know you's pickin' up shit now. 291 00:11:12,027 --> 00:11:14,029 - (LAUGHING) - Fuck that bitch Tara. 292 00:11:14,029 --> 00:11:16,907 Me and my nigga done rejoined again, man. 293 00:11:16,907 --> 00:11:18,700 Aight, look, I gotta go. 294 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,535 I gotta bounce, cuz, I'm on a mission. 295 00:11:20,535 --> 00:11:21,953 I'mma call you. 296 00:11:24,664 --> 00:11:25,749 Love you, cuz. 297 00:11:26,249 --> 00:11:27,751 Fuck is this nigga finna do? 298 00:11:30,003 --> 00:11:31,087 KAREEM: Keys, bitch! 299 00:11:32,547 --> 00:11:33,715 (SIGHS) 300 00:11:37,135 --> 00:11:38,136 You gonna take all day? 301 00:11:41,014 --> 00:11:42,766 (KIDS CHATTERING) 302 00:11:44,142 --> 00:11:45,644 JAYCEN: (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. BOY 1: That's crazy. 303 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:49,189 Got to be some fucking human shit. 304 00:11:49,189 --> 00:11:51,441 Ain't no fuckin' dog gonna be shitting this fuckin' big. 305 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:53,777 BOY 2: 'Cause like, he like, nowhere, dude. 306 00:11:53,777 --> 00:11:55,570 - (JAYCEN GRUNTS) - BOY 3: Hey, bring that. 307 00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:58,073 (BOY 4 HUMMING GAMES OF THRONES THEME) 308 00:11:59,908 --> 00:12:00,951 (ROARS) 309 00:12:00,951 --> 00:12:02,827 (RESUMES HUMMING) 310 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:07,374 BOY 5: Just listen to what he says, man. 311 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:10,168 (CHUCKLES) Take that, Game of Thrones. 312 00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:12,295 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 313 00:12:12,295 --> 00:12:14,548 Y'all really think y'all funny messing with Gary's nerdy ass. 314 00:12:14,548 --> 00:12:16,299 - BOY 6: Damn! - You tryna get some, bitch? 315 00:12:16,299 --> 00:12:17,509 Come get these hands 316 00:12:17,509 --> 00:12:18,927 - and find out, bro. - Let's go! 317 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:20,095 TONY: Let's go! Let's go! BOYS: Fight! Fight! 318 00:12:20,095 --> 00:12:21,221 JAYCEN: Hey, hey, hey! 319 00:12:21,221 --> 00:12:23,348 Damn, man. You just stepped on my mothafuckin' shoe! 320 00:12:23,348 --> 00:12:24,474 (BOYS LAUGH) 321 00:12:24,474 --> 00:12:25,976 Fuck is y'all laughin' at? 322 00:12:25,976 --> 00:12:28,061 Ol' dusty ass, Payless shoe-wearin' mothafuckas, 323 00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:30,021 y'all know what these go for on StockX? 324 00:12:30,021 --> 00:12:32,607 Come on now, dawg. Those are obviously fake. 325 00:12:32,607 --> 00:12:33,984 Obviously, these cost more 326 00:12:33,984 --> 00:12:35,068 than everything in your fuckin' house. 327 00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:36,653 You tryna tell me a janitor 328 00:12:36,653 --> 00:12:38,446 just walks around with the freshest Fendis? 329 00:12:38,446 --> 00:12:39,990 Bitch, yo mama's a janitor. 330 00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:42,325 - Bitch, yo mama's homeless. - (LAUGHING) 331 00:12:42,325 --> 00:12:44,286 - What did you say? - That nigga a crackhead. 332 00:12:44,286 --> 00:12:45,579 You lucky I'm on probation, 333 00:12:45,579 --> 00:12:47,247 or I'll slap the shit outta you. 334 00:12:47,247 --> 00:12:48,832 Man, shut yo crackhead ass up and keep sweeping shit. 335 00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:50,750 Man, fuck this shit! 336 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,043 (BOYS CHATTERING) 337 00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:53,920 - Damn! - JAYCEN: Hey, miss! 338 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,131 Hey, you in charge of these little dusty mothafuckas? 339 00:12:56,131 --> 00:12:57,549 WOMAN: One second. 340 00:12:58,091 --> 00:13:01,761 I'm sorry, are you suggesting that this is their fault? 341 00:13:01,761 --> 00:13:03,179 Lady, you're being real rude right now. 342 00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:04,514 And I said, one second! 343 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:08,101 BOTH: Oh, shit! 344 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:12,022 Mm! God damn, baby, don't that feel familiar? 345 00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:14,190 Jaycen, uh, can you let go of me, please? 346 00:13:14,691 --> 00:13:16,234 What the f... 347 00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:18,111 God damn, Rise, you look good as a mothafucka 348 00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:19,571 in them scrubs. 349 00:13:19,571 --> 00:13:21,156 Hold on, Mama, you know this basehead? 350 00:13:21,156 --> 00:13:22,907 Mama? This little piece of shit mine? 351 00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:24,534 You better watch your mouth. 352 00:13:24,534 --> 00:13:25,910 When the last time me and you was together, what, 353 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:27,704 '03, '04, Provo? 354 00:13:27,704 --> 00:13:28,788 You do the math. 355 00:13:29,289 --> 00:13:31,291 - (SCOFFS) - Nah, he ain't mine. 356 00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:33,084 We're leaving, let's go. 357 00:13:33,668 --> 00:13:34,794 Already? 358 00:13:35,086 --> 00:13:36,796 Cherise, I drove all the way to Long Beach just to see you. 359 00:13:36,796 --> 00:13:38,131 You came all the way to Long Beach 360 00:13:38,131 --> 00:13:39,382 to pick up dog shit. 361 00:13:39,382 --> 00:13:40,967 Fuck Tara. 362 00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:43,595 Ain't nobody seen you around here in 20 years. 363 00:13:43,595 --> 00:13:45,180 Let's go. Come on, boys. 364 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:47,515 Let's let this man serve his community. 365 00:13:47,515 --> 00:13:48,600 What about practice? 366 00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:50,352 It's canceled for today. 367 00:13:50,352 --> 00:13:52,062 Where's Coach? 368 00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:53,980 TRE: He quit, huh? CHERISE: Come on, let's go. 369 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,398 Hold on, let me get my stuff. 370 00:13:57,817 --> 00:14:01,196 JAYCEN: In football, you gotta have a short memory. 371 00:14:02,447 --> 00:14:03,448 Fuck a play up, 372 00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:06,660 - and move on. - (CROWD CHEERING OVER PHONE) 373 00:14:07,369 --> 00:14:08,411 Hey, sweet face. 374 00:14:08,411 --> 00:14:09,579 I'm headed to the clinic 375 00:14:09,579 --> 00:14:10,664 and I'll be back in a few hours. 376 00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:11,790 - Okay? - All right. 377 00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:13,041 - Mwah. Love you. - Love you, too. 378 00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:16,252 - (GRUNTS) Too slow. Too slow. - (CHUCKLES) 379 00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:19,339 JAYCEN: That's exactly how I live my life. 380 00:14:20,382 --> 00:14:22,884 Can't be wasting time thinking about bullshit. 381 00:14:22,884 --> 00:14:24,511 COMMENTATOR: Hurdles into the end zone. 382 00:14:24,844 --> 00:14:27,555 And Jaycen Jennings smoked both defenders on that one. 383 00:14:27,555 --> 00:14:28,765 Damn! 384 00:14:29,641 --> 00:14:32,060 JAYCEN: Like that one girl you was always trippin' off of... 385 00:14:33,895 --> 00:14:35,980 No matter how good she still look... 386 00:14:38,108 --> 00:14:39,567 I'm a firm believer. 387 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:41,861 (BOTH LAUGHING) 388 00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:44,280 - Hold this for me, okay? - Jaycen, what? 389 00:14:45,156 --> 00:14:46,533 I love you, Cherise. 390 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:49,077 JAYCEN: To stay outta the past. 391 00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:50,286 (CHERISE SIGHS) 392 00:14:50,286 --> 00:14:52,288 No matter how good she still looks. 393 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:56,668 Did I say that already? 394 00:14:57,711 --> 00:14:59,087 Damn, I just said that. 395 00:15:01,464 --> 00:15:02,674 (DOORBELL CHIMING) 396 00:15:02,674 --> 00:15:04,968 Who the fuck ringing my doorbell? 397 00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:06,261 All right, I'm coming. 398 00:15:07,887 --> 00:15:10,849 Family. What's happening, baby? (LAUGHS) 399 00:15:10,849 --> 00:15:12,475 What the fuck is you doing here? 400 00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:14,894 Hey, man, I needed a place to lay low for a while. 401 00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:16,896 - Man, this is beautiful, baby. - For a while? 402 00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:18,356 Yeah, for a while, man. 403 00:15:18,356 --> 00:15:19,816 Well, how the fuck you know where I live? 404 00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:21,276 How I know where you live? 405 00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:25,029 Oh, man, your phone bills, man, your credit score, mail. 406 00:15:25,029 --> 00:15:27,490 Hey, man, you gotta be careful who you give your number to. 407 00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:30,034 I mean, come on, you know it's me, baby. 408 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:32,620 And you know, I got the THC. 100%. 409 00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:35,832 Pow. That shit will make a nun get naked. 410 00:15:36,499 --> 00:15:37,876 (LIKE MY WEED BY JANE HANDCOCK PLAYS) 411 00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:40,295 Yeah, name one nigga in the hood that play like this 412 00:15:40,295 --> 00:15:43,965 I like my weed, uh 413 00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:46,426 - In the mornin' - Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah 414 00:15:46,426 --> 00:15:49,262 - I like my weed - Said I like my weed 415 00:15:49,262 --> 00:15:53,850 Man, them legalizing weed put a dent in my capital, 416 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:56,603 but that shit is bomb as a mothafucker. 417 00:15:56,603 --> 00:15:59,063 You right, this shit is bomb as a mothafucker. 418 00:15:59,063 --> 00:16:02,233 And look, the crazy thing about it is, 419 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:04,736 I copped the weed down on 15th and Atlantic. 420 00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:06,070 Our old corner? 421 00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:07,906 Yeah, our spot. 422 00:16:07,906 --> 00:16:09,866 Where we used to sling the pounds at. 423 00:16:09,866 --> 00:16:11,493 Cuz, you still selling weed? 424 00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:13,119 (HUFFS) 425 00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:15,288 Have you ever sat back and thought 426 00:16:15,288 --> 00:16:17,123 what you wanna do with your life? 427 00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:21,294 Many a time, but I mean, look, man, I got tattoos on my face. 428 00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:24,005 Ain't nobody fuckin' with me, man. 429 00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:26,257 I feel you, homie, 430 00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:29,260 but I seen somebody today from back in the day 431 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,930 that didn't look like they was doing too bad for herself. 432 00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:33,223 Cherise? 433 00:16:33,223 --> 00:16:35,934 - How you know? - (LAUGHS) I can tell how 434 00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,393 you got that little kiddy-ass grin 435 00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:38,686 on your face when you say her name. 436 00:16:38,686 --> 00:16:39,938 Cuz, ain't nobody grinning, nigga. 437 00:16:39,938 --> 00:16:41,940 Yes, you is. Boy, you love that girl, 438 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,483 - Cherise, man. - (LAUGHS) 439 00:16:43,483 --> 00:16:45,401 Hey, but look, she thicker than a motherfucker. 440 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,112 I'm talkin' about thicker than a Snicker. 441 00:16:48,112 --> 00:16:49,322 Shut up. 442 00:16:49,322 --> 00:16:51,658 And she doing good for herself, she got the clinic down there 443 00:16:51,991 --> 00:16:53,910 where she helping the kids with the broken arm. 444 00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,745 She help the people with the dialysis. 445 00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:58,915 Man, she even help me when I got stabbed that 17 times. 446 00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:00,542 Nigga, you got stabbed? 447 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:03,127 - You ain't hear? They didn't tell you I almost lost my arm? - No, let me see. 448 00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:04,879 Oh, Cuz, you... 449 00:17:04,879 --> 00:17:06,130 Damn! 450 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:09,133 They said I lost 350,000 pounds of blood. 451 00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,218 That much blood? 452 00:17:10,593 --> 00:17:12,262 I ain't hear nothing about that one. 453 00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:13,721 But anyway... What happened 454 00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:15,723 to you and Cherise after high school, man? 455 00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:18,893 Come on, my nigga, you know, your nigga can't be tied down. 456 00:17:18,893 --> 00:17:20,770 Right, right, right, right, right. 457 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,064 But you should've seen how she was on me today though. 458 00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:24,941 But her little cockblockin'-ass son 459 00:17:24,941 --> 00:17:26,401 and his little football team, 460 00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:27,944 they gotta hurry up and find a head coach, 461 00:17:27,944 --> 00:17:29,612 so I can slide up on her 462 00:17:29,612 --> 00:17:32,073 and get my peep on at the park every week. 463 00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:33,199 You know what I'm talking about? 464 00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:35,285 You tryna Emilio Estevez that ass, 465 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:36,494 that's what you's tryna do. 466 00:17:36,494 --> 00:17:37,579 Emilio who? 467 00:17:38,246 --> 00:17:39,539 Emilio Estevez. 468 00:17:40,081 --> 00:17:43,585 Man, he played the coach on Mighty Ducks. 469 00:17:43,585 --> 00:17:46,796 Man, he ran a cold game on Joshua Jackson's momma. 470 00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:49,090 First, he taught him how to use the puck, 471 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:50,842 then he turned around, 472 00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:52,635 taught her how to use the stick. 473 00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:54,846 Man, he got that pussy, 474 00:17:55,138 --> 00:17:58,349 and became an American hero at the same mothafuckin' time. 475 00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:01,352 Kareem, 476 00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:06,232 you kiddie movie genius watching mothafucka. 477 00:18:06,232 --> 00:18:07,609 I could just see it now. 478 00:18:07,609 --> 00:18:10,361 Jaycen Jennings, football legend, 479 00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:12,488 - goes back... - Yeah. 480 00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:15,783 ...and saves a ol' raggedy-ass Pop Warner football team 481 00:18:15,783 --> 00:18:16,868 in his neighborhood. 482 00:18:16,868 --> 00:18:18,119 Yeah, say that then. 483 00:18:18,578 --> 00:18:20,747 You know, people love when people fuck with poor kids. 484 00:18:20,747 --> 00:18:24,000 This just may be my way to get America 485 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,335 and Cherise 486 00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:28,171 to fuck with Two-J's all over again. 487 00:18:28,171 --> 00:18:30,340 You know, God works in mysterious ways. 488 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,050 - Really do. - And I love you, boy. 489 00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:33,718 - JAYCEN: I love you, too. - (GUN FIRES) 490 00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:34,969 What the fuck? 491 00:18:36,429 --> 00:18:37,555 Kareem. 492 00:18:37,555 --> 00:18:39,223 Safety was on it, cuz. 493 00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:41,601 Oh, nope. 494 00:18:42,226 --> 00:18:44,145 The safety wasn't on it again. 495 00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:47,023 I'm gonna go home and put some duct tape on the handle. 496 00:18:50,193 --> 00:18:52,320 (MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 497 00:18:56,491 --> 00:18:57,951 - Aye, Ms. Cherise. - CHERISE: Hmm. 498 00:18:57,951 --> 00:18:59,577 This new coach coming or what? 499 00:18:59,577 --> 00:19:01,204 There's a group of girls posted up 500 00:19:01,204 --> 00:19:02,747 at the parking lot, checking for me. 501 00:19:02,747 --> 00:19:04,248 TONY: Man, they ain't checking on you. 502 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:06,459 Checking on this big-ass pito right here. 503 00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:08,378 Enough! No more dick talk. 504 00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:09,671 We've already talked about this. 505 00:19:09,671 --> 00:19:11,172 It's not cute. It's not funny. 506 00:19:11,589 --> 00:19:12,674 Stop smiling, Tony. 507 00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:14,801 It's very creepy. Nobody likes the creepy kid. 508 00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:16,386 - Understand me? - (BOYS CHUCKLE) 509 00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,137 - Yes, Ms. Evans. - Okay. 510 00:19:18,554 --> 00:19:20,306 God, I love it when she puts me in my place. 511 00:19:20,306 --> 00:19:22,225 - What was that? - Uh, nothing, nothing. 512 00:19:22,225 --> 00:19:25,186 - (TIRES SCREECHING) - (ENGINE ROARING) 513 00:19:27,146 --> 00:19:28,147 DWAYNE: Oh, shit. 514 00:19:28,982 --> 00:19:30,358 What the... 515 00:19:30,358 --> 00:19:31,859 BOY: Damn, it's hella bright though. 516 00:19:31,859 --> 00:19:33,111 That's a Benz. 517 00:19:35,154 --> 00:19:36,531 What? 518 00:19:36,531 --> 00:19:37,991 DWAYNE: That thing is so bright. 519 00:19:38,491 --> 00:19:40,034 That is nice. 520 00:19:42,203 --> 00:19:44,330 Yo, isn't that the crackhead janitor 521 00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:45,915 that was cleaning up poop the other day? 522 00:19:45,915 --> 00:19:47,458 BOY 1: Looking like a hip-hop pirate. 523 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:48,710 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 524 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:49,794 You gotta be kidding me. 525 00:19:50,712 --> 00:19:52,630 Y'all thought I was a crackhead janitor, huh? 526 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,215 DWAYNE: Mm-hmm. Yeah. BOY 2: Yes. 527 00:19:54,215 --> 00:19:57,135 Well, turns out, I'm a rich-ass celebrity. 528 00:19:57,135 --> 00:19:59,053 And when I heard about y'all league 529 00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:00,346 not being able to find y'all 530 00:20:00,346 --> 00:20:02,515 one decent, respectable citizen 531 00:20:02,515 --> 00:20:04,142 to mentor you little dudes, 532 00:20:04,142 --> 00:20:06,102 shit kinda broke my heart. 533 00:20:06,102 --> 00:20:07,854 - What? - So, I decided to work out 534 00:20:07,854 --> 00:20:09,313 a deal with the Los Angeles County 535 00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:10,940 Community Outreach Program, 536 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,316 so you could have 537 00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:15,403 football legend, Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings, 538 00:20:15,403 --> 00:20:18,072 as your new head coach. 539 00:20:18,072 --> 00:20:20,033 - Legend? - (BOYS EXCLAIM) 540 00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:21,367 Man, get outta here, dawg. 541 00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:22,702 Oh, shit, I know who he is. 542 00:20:22,702 --> 00:20:23,870 Good lookin' out. 543 00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:25,663 'Bout time y'all put some respect on my name. 544 00:20:25,663 --> 00:20:27,999 Nah, he used a fake penis to cheat on drug tests. 545 00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:30,293 - (BOYS LAUGH) - DWAYNE: You that same guy 546 00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:31,961 who tried to have sex with a undercover cop 547 00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:33,421 the night before a playoff game. 548 00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:34,589 (BOYS EXCLAIM) 549 00:20:34,589 --> 00:20:36,090 Yeah, and the dude who also... 550 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,217 Won one of these, you booger-nosed mothafuckas. 551 00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:39,427 BOY 3: That's real? DWAYNE: Bro, 552 00:20:39,969 --> 00:20:41,220 what's with you and all these random knockoff shit? 553 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,472 JAYCEN: Knockoff? 554 00:20:42,472 --> 00:20:44,474 Nigga, my shit is 100% certified. 555 00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:46,601 - You fuckin' loser. - Watch it, Jaycen. 556 00:20:46,601 --> 00:20:48,186 They ain't won a game all season. 557 00:20:48,186 --> 00:20:49,979 They're losers. It's just a fact. 558 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,564 Damn. 559 00:20:52,148 --> 00:20:53,775 Let me get a picture with y'all real quick for Twitter. 560 00:20:53,775 --> 00:20:54,942 TONY: What? 561 00:20:55,276 --> 00:20:56,986 Anybody got, like, a clipboard or a whistle, 562 00:20:56,986 --> 00:20:58,488 so I can look like I'm coaching for real? 563 00:20:58,488 --> 00:20:59,906 TRE: Fake-ass coach, man. 564 00:20:59,906 --> 00:21:01,407 - All right, fuck it. - TRE: No one wants you here. 565 00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:02,825 Man, don't be no stranger to danger, 566 00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:04,035 squeeze in for this fuckin' picture for Twitter, 567 00:21:04,035 --> 00:21:05,453 - come on. - (BOYS GROAN) 568 00:21:05,453 --> 00:21:06,788 Some of y'all gonna get some girlfriends 569 00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:08,372 when I finish with this right here. 570 00:21:08,372 --> 00:21:10,291 Come on, man, don't be flippin' me off, man, 571 00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:11,834 - give me some real shit, man. - (CAMERA CLICKING) 572 00:21:13,086 --> 00:21:14,337 Got 'em! Yes, sir. 573 00:21:14,337 --> 00:21:15,797 Team dismissed. 574 00:21:15,797 --> 00:21:18,299 What? We got a game against the best team 575 00:21:18,299 --> 00:21:19,842 in the league this weekend. 576 00:21:19,842 --> 00:21:21,302 And you haven't even seen us practice. 577 00:21:21,302 --> 00:21:22,637 Go run them drills. 578 00:21:22,637 --> 00:21:24,597 - Drills? - On the hop. 579 00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:28,059 Let's go. On the hop means run, not walk. 580 00:21:28,059 --> 00:21:30,311 Y'all got y'all a coach now, hurry up. 581 00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:32,063 DWAYNE: I don't know, man, get your stuff, man. 582 00:21:32,063 --> 00:21:34,941 - (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS) - And you, chocolate sundae. 583 00:21:35,942 --> 00:21:38,277 What you doin' later tonight? Wanna grab a drink? 584 00:21:39,070 --> 00:21:40,113 You still smoke? 585 00:21:45,868 --> 00:21:48,037 "Blessed as fuck to share my greatness 586 00:21:48,037 --> 00:21:49,413 "with the next generation. 587 00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:52,667 "Prayer hands emoji. 588 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,794 "Hashtag, giving back is what I do. 589 00:21:55,461 --> 00:21:56,838 "More than an athlete. 590 00:21:56,838 --> 00:22:00,299 "Hashtag, poor kids need love too." 591 00:22:00,299 --> 00:22:01,926 (LAUGHS) 592 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,179 Man, you really click in with them kids, huh? 593 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,849 It really look like I give a fuck about 'em, right? 594 00:22:07,849 --> 00:22:09,225 (LAUGHS) 595 00:22:09,225 --> 00:22:11,853 For real. For real, man. That's real. 596 00:22:11,853 --> 00:22:14,438 Hey, man. I was thinkin' about 597 00:22:14,438 --> 00:22:16,440 what you said about my life the other day, 598 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,734 and then boom, it hit me. 599 00:22:19,610 --> 00:22:21,779 Assistant Coach Kareem. 600 00:22:22,822 --> 00:22:23,948 (MIMICS WHOOSHING) 601 00:22:23,948 --> 00:22:25,324 (LAUGHS) 602 00:22:26,242 --> 00:22:28,286 I don't think it's gonna work, Kareem. That's not... 603 00:22:28,286 --> 00:22:29,495 I don't know, man. 604 00:22:29,787 --> 00:22:32,248 You offensive coach, I'm defensive coach. 605 00:22:32,248 --> 00:22:34,250 Bam, we gonna be like Batman and Robin. 606 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,835 They gonna love it. 607 00:22:35,835 --> 00:22:38,004 I like your thought process and your enthusiasm. 608 00:22:38,004 --> 00:22:40,840 This is a career move. This is big for me, man. 609 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,383 But, homie, I'm workin' 610 00:22:42,383 --> 00:22:44,218 on my clean-cut coaching brand right here. 611 00:22:44,218 --> 00:22:46,179 Hey, man, don't say that, man, don't do that. Don't do that. 612 00:22:46,846 --> 00:22:48,931 And you got a face full of tattoos, so... 613 00:22:53,728 --> 00:22:54,812 Oh, you gonna unfollow me 614 00:22:54,812 --> 00:22:56,189 - 'cause of that? - Yeah, yeah. 615 00:22:56,189 --> 00:22:57,565 - That's petty. - You wanna play unfair? 616 00:22:57,940 --> 00:22:59,025 - That's petty, that's petty. - You wanna play unfair? 617 00:22:59,317 --> 00:23:00,359 - That's fuckin' petty. - What we doin'? 618 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:01,569 What you mean, "What we doin'?" 619 00:23:01,569 --> 00:23:02,862 What we doin', man? 620 00:23:02,862 --> 00:23:04,488 Nigga, you not the assistant coach. 621 00:23:05,239 --> 00:23:06,449 (ALERT SOUNDS) 622 00:23:06,449 --> 00:23:08,326 - Like that? - Yeah, it's like that. 623 00:23:11,245 --> 00:23:13,456 Where the fuck is you going, cuz? This is my house. 624 00:23:13,456 --> 00:23:15,458 - KAREEM: I'm 'bout to eat. - Hold on, cuz. 625 00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:16,834 I'm taking the pizza poppers. 626 00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:18,002 JAYCEN: Slow down, little nigga. 627 00:23:18,002 --> 00:23:19,629 It's my mothafuckin' house. 628 00:23:19,629 --> 00:23:21,172 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 629 00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:24,217 Oh. Excuse me. 630 00:23:24,217 --> 00:23:25,343 You the new coach? 631 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,220 Yeah, that's me. What, somebody talkin' me up? 632 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,472 Yeah. My son, Gary, 633 00:23:29,472 --> 00:23:31,432 told me you made him run a lap. 634 00:23:32,308 --> 00:23:33,309 I got my eye on you. 635 00:23:33,768 --> 00:23:34,769 Oh, Gary, baby. 636 00:23:35,186 --> 00:23:36,812 I got your inhaler on deck. 637 00:23:36,812 --> 00:23:39,148 You just say the word and Momma be on that field 638 00:23:39,148 --> 00:23:41,400 faster than you can say asthma attack. 639 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,070 (BOYS LAUGH, IMITATE WHEEZING) 640 00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:45,154 CHERISE: All right, y'all. 641 00:23:45,154 --> 00:23:46,948 You can grab your jerseys. 642 00:23:47,406 --> 00:23:48,741 I got 'em all cleaned up for you. 643 00:23:48,741 --> 00:23:50,701 You gonna look fantastic out there today. 644 00:23:50,701 --> 00:23:52,078 Oh, uh-uh. Hell, no. 645 00:23:52,078 --> 00:23:53,829 Wait a minute, let me see this shit. 646 00:23:53,829 --> 00:23:55,665 Russell Athletics. 647 00:23:55,665 --> 00:23:58,209 Faded numbers. No nicknames on the back. 648 00:23:58,209 --> 00:23:59,585 This is garbage. 649 00:23:59,585 --> 00:24:01,420 - This what we own? - They're the Green team. 650 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:03,381 Green team? We cool with Green team? 651 00:24:03,381 --> 00:24:04,840 - Mm-hmm. - GARY: Actually, 652 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,217 I think it would be quite amazing 653 00:24:06,217 --> 00:24:07,468 if we can name ourself The Dragons. 654 00:24:07,468 --> 00:24:08,552 Man, quit it 655 00:24:09,095 --> 00:24:10,972 with your Game of Thrones virgin-ass bullshit. 656 00:24:10,972 --> 00:24:12,807 Tre, you're a virgin too. So be quiet. 657 00:24:12,807 --> 00:24:14,267 - And watch your mouth. - (BOYS EXCLAIM) 658 00:24:14,267 --> 00:24:15,726 This shit is depressing, man. 659 00:24:15,726 --> 00:24:17,436 Okay, enough. 660 00:24:17,436 --> 00:24:19,772 (HORN PLAYING TUNE) 661 00:24:19,772 --> 00:24:22,149 (ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE BY SCORPIONS PLAYING) 662 00:24:22,149 --> 00:24:24,068 BOY: Positions! Line up! 663 00:24:26,654 --> 00:24:28,447 Now, that's how the fuck you supposed to look 664 00:24:28,447 --> 00:24:30,533 when you come to a game. Just like that. 665 00:24:31,617 --> 00:24:33,160 You dress the part, you play the part. 666 00:24:33,786 --> 00:24:34,829 Oh, my God. 667 00:24:43,296 --> 00:24:44,338 (SNIFFS) 668 00:24:44,338 --> 00:24:46,257 Fuckin' Chip Collins. 669 00:24:46,257 --> 00:24:48,050 - Colonels! - (BOYS GRUNT) 670 00:24:50,303 --> 00:24:51,762 (BOYS SHOUTING) 671 00:24:58,102 --> 00:24:59,270 BOY 2: Is that a freaking drill sergeant 672 00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:00,730 coaching the team, what the hell? 673 00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:02,606 CHIP: And what do men do? COLONELS: Dominate! 674 00:25:02,606 --> 00:25:03,691 And what do men do? 675 00:25:03,691 --> 00:25:04,775 Dominate! 676 00:25:04,775 --> 00:25:06,319 And what do men... 677 00:25:07,695 --> 00:25:09,822 Hold on. Is that... 678 00:25:09,822 --> 00:25:12,158 Oh, my Lord, Two-J's. 679 00:25:12,158 --> 00:25:16,329 Wow! You look, uh, like a couch, man. 680 00:25:16,329 --> 00:25:18,039 Is everything okay? 681 00:25:18,039 --> 00:25:20,041 Are you living in this park here? 682 00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:22,460 I know they say that Black don't crack, but 683 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,962 I see some fractures in it right now. 684 00:25:24,962 --> 00:25:27,173 I don't live in this park. I'm here working, coaching. 685 00:25:27,173 --> 00:25:29,425 - You're... You're coaching? - Yes. 686 00:25:29,425 --> 00:25:30,801 - Children? - Mm-hmm. 687 00:25:30,801 --> 00:25:32,470 Oh, the community service thing. 688 00:25:32,470 --> 00:25:34,513 'Cause you drive like Helen Keller. Gotcha. 689 00:25:34,513 --> 00:25:35,931 - Fuck you, Chip. - Look, 690 00:25:36,349 --> 00:25:38,225 I know, me and you haven't seen eye to eye on everything. 691 00:25:38,225 --> 00:25:40,686 Okay, I've said some things. You've tweeted some things. 692 00:25:40,686 --> 00:25:43,397 But let's put that aside 693 00:25:43,397 --> 00:25:45,608 and focus on the real reason why we're here. 694 00:25:45,608 --> 00:25:46,817 And what's that? 695 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,154 The positive PR we get from coaching peewee football. 696 00:25:51,614 --> 00:25:54,075 (LAUGHING) 697 00:25:54,075 --> 00:25:56,327 Joking, man. I'm joking. 698 00:25:56,327 --> 00:25:58,245 No, the kids, we're here to save the kids, 699 00:25:58,245 --> 00:26:00,331 you know, they'd be out there doing drive-bys 700 00:26:00,331 --> 00:26:02,083 or whatever else you guys do in Long Beach. 701 00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:03,417 We are here to be heroes. 702 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:04,835 You're a hero. Okay? 703 00:26:04,835 --> 00:26:07,296 Government enforced, but you're still a hero. 704 00:26:07,296 --> 00:26:08,631 I love you, man. 705 00:26:08,631 --> 00:26:10,299 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 706 00:26:10,299 --> 00:26:12,218 Stretch louder! 707 00:26:13,052 --> 00:26:14,637 Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch. 708 00:26:15,930 --> 00:26:17,139 Get up, 709 00:26:17,139 --> 00:26:18,682 get dressed, get up and get to it. 710 00:26:18,682 --> 00:26:19,850 I don't got all day. 711 00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:21,143 I did not come out here to lose 712 00:26:21,143 --> 00:26:22,603 to no bitch-ass Chip Collins. 713 00:26:22,603 --> 00:26:24,105 Man, we got no shot at winning this thing. 714 00:26:24,105 --> 00:26:25,773 I mean, you see their team, they're huge. 715 00:26:25,773 --> 00:26:26,899 I know, right? 716 00:26:27,274 --> 00:26:28,442 I heard they only recruit high-school dudes. 717 00:26:28,442 --> 00:26:30,403 I heard they lineman got a baby. 718 00:26:30,403 --> 00:26:32,196 Man, who gives a fuck what they got? 719 00:26:32,196 --> 00:26:34,615 Put y'all helmets on and don't fuckin' embarrass me. 720 00:26:34,615 --> 00:26:36,575 Let's go, on the hop. Let's go! 721 00:26:37,868 --> 00:26:38,869 WOMAN: Yeah, that's it! 722 00:26:40,871 --> 00:26:42,331 COLONELS PLAYER: Hustle, hustle, hustle! 723 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:45,376 COLONELS PLAYER 2: Be ready, guys, be ready! 724 00:26:45,376 --> 00:26:46,877 You are hungry. You are hungry. 725 00:26:47,461 --> 00:26:49,797 - (COLONELS SHOUT IN UNISON) - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 726 00:26:52,425 --> 00:26:53,884 Damn, he kicked the shit outta that. 727 00:26:53,884 --> 00:26:55,386 TONY: I got it! 728 00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:58,013 PLAYER: Come on! Defense! 729 00:26:58,013 --> 00:26:59,390 - Ooh, shit. - (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 730 00:27:00,182 --> 00:27:01,475 Oh, come on, man. 731 00:27:01,475 --> 00:27:03,811 Booyah! That's what I'm talkin' about. 732 00:27:03,811 --> 00:27:05,354 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Touchdown! 733 00:27:05,354 --> 00:27:06,605 Hell of a start there. 734 00:27:06,605 --> 00:27:07,773 First play? 735 00:27:07,773 --> 00:27:10,151 Let's go! Oh, get some, little boy! 736 00:27:10,985 --> 00:27:12,570 CHIP: You should call an ambulance. 737 00:27:12,570 --> 00:27:14,738 Two hundred points off that kid's SAT score. 738 00:27:14,738 --> 00:27:16,031 - Guaranteed. - (GROANING) 739 00:27:16,031 --> 00:27:18,409 So, y'all don't know what the fuck "don't embarrass me" mean? 740 00:27:18,409 --> 00:27:19,702 Damn! 741 00:27:19,702 --> 00:27:21,620 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - GARY: Tre, Tre, Tre. 742 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,164 - Let's go, Tre. - Go, go, go. 743 00:27:23,164 --> 00:27:25,040 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 744 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:27,251 - (CROWD EXCLAIMS) - Oh, damn! 745 00:27:27,877 --> 00:27:30,004 - (PLAYER GROANS) - Oh, sh... Oh! 746 00:27:30,004 --> 00:27:31,714 Nice! Nice! 747 00:27:31,714 --> 00:27:33,382 Do you have a knife wound in that shoulder? 748 00:27:33,382 --> 00:27:34,550 (PLAYER SHOUTS) 749 00:27:34,550 --> 00:27:35,843 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 750 00:27:35,843 --> 00:27:38,471 - Hey! - That was filthy, young man. 751 00:27:38,471 --> 00:27:39,763 JAYCEN: Catch him! He's so little! 752 00:27:41,474 --> 00:27:42,641 Fuckin' scary, Rise. 753 00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:44,185 We open. 754 00:27:44,185 --> 00:27:45,811 God damn it, you wide open! 755 00:27:45,811 --> 00:27:47,688 - Dang! - JAYCEN: Get that shit! 756 00:27:49,148 --> 00:27:50,191 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 757 00:27:50,191 --> 00:27:51,400 Get your ass up! Get up! 758 00:27:51,817 --> 00:27:53,944 CHIP: Let's go, let's go, defense, markup! 759 00:27:53,944 --> 00:27:56,280 Great hands! Bravo! Keep it up. 760 00:27:57,990 --> 00:27:59,074 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Look at this shit. 761 00:27:59,074 --> 00:28:00,993 - (GRUNTS) - Whoo! 762 00:28:00,993 --> 00:28:02,244 Coach, I'm gonna be honest. 763 00:28:02,244 --> 00:28:03,329 I don't think I need this today. 764 00:28:03,996 --> 00:28:04,997 PLAYER: Aah! 765 00:28:05,539 --> 00:28:07,082 - Sorry mothafuckers! - Sorry, Coach. 766 00:28:07,082 --> 00:28:08,542 God damn! 767 00:28:08,959 --> 00:28:10,252 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 768 00:28:10,252 --> 00:28:12,129 TRE: Huddle! Huddle up, damn it. Come on. 769 00:28:12,129 --> 00:28:13,380 TONY: What's the play? 770 00:28:13,881 --> 00:28:16,008 The play is get outta my way and let me do my thing. 771 00:28:16,008 --> 00:28:17,092 - Aight? - What? 772 00:28:17,092 --> 00:28:18,469 - Break! - Bro, what? 773 00:28:18,469 --> 00:28:20,012 TRE: I'mma handle this on my own. 774 00:28:21,263 --> 00:28:24,892 - Let's go, Tre. - TRE: Down, set, hut! 775 00:28:24,892 --> 00:28:27,102 (ENERGETIC HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 776 00:28:28,604 --> 00:28:30,940 Ooh, shit! That little mothafucka go! 777 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:32,024 - Tre. - Come on, come on, come on. 778 00:28:32,024 --> 00:28:33,275 What's going on over here? 779 00:28:33,275 --> 00:28:34,568 Hey, where's that defense? Stop him. 780 00:28:34,568 --> 00:28:35,694 - Go, go, go. - TRE: Fuck you! 781 00:28:35,694 --> 00:28:37,363 - CHERISE: Yes! - Yes! 782 00:28:37,363 --> 00:28:38,906 God damn! 783 00:28:39,615 --> 00:28:41,325 CHIP: Hey, where's the defense? 784 00:28:41,325 --> 00:28:42,660 What's going on over here? 785 00:28:42,660 --> 00:28:44,119 Yeah, yes, to the house, Tre. 786 00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:45,996 - (WHOOPS) Hell yeah! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 787 00:28:45,996 --> 00:28:48,165 - Yes! - (BOTH GRUNT) 788 00:28:48,791 --> 00:28:50,167 JAYCEN: Yes, sir! COLONELS PLAYER: Quit it. 789 00:28:50,167 --> 00:28:52,211 Hey, Cherise, you sure I ain't his daddy? 790 00:28:52,211 --> 00:28:53,295 You wish. 791 00:28:53,295 --> 00:28:54,588 Carl. Call that, Carl. 792 00:28:54,588 --> 00:28:56,048 I got a personal foul. 793 00:28:56,048 --> 00:28:57,967 Facemask on the offense. 794 00:28:57,967 --> 00:28:59,176 Thank you, Carl. 795 00:28:59,176 --> 00:29:00,594 - CARL: 15-yard penalty. - Come on! 796 00:29:00,594 --> 00:29:02,888 - Replay third down. - Ref, are you blind? 797 00:29:02,888 --> 00:29:04,515 It's okay, Tre. It's okay. 798 00:29:05,349 --> 00:29:06,850 I got unsportsmanlike conduct. 799 00:29:06,850 --> 00:29:08,435 - Oh, come on. - CARL: 15-yard penalty. 800 00:29:08,435 --> 00:29:10,396 - I mean... - CHIP: Great job, Carl. 801 00:29:10,396 --> 00:29:12,439 Sometimes the ref is the MVP. 802 00:29:13,607 --> 00:29:15,276 Bro got a Mickey Mouse voice. 803 00:29:15,276 --> 00:29:16,777 COLONELS PLAYER: (CHUCKLES) Fifty bucks, he hasn't even 804 00:29:16,777 --> 00:29:18,862 - dropped his balls yet. - (PLAYERS CHUCKLE) 805 00:29:18,862 --> 00:29:20,239 TRE: Drop this! 806 00:29:21,198 --> 00:29:22,700 - (CLAMORING) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 807 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:23,867 CHERISE: Hey! 808 00:29:23,867 --> 00:29:25,202 What the fuck is you all doing? 809 00:29:25,202 --> 00:29:26,579 CHIP: Hey! What is going on 810 00:29:26,579 --> 00:29:27,788 - over here? - TONY: Fight! 811 00:29:27,788 --> 00:29:29,957 All right. See, that's what happens 812 00:29:29,957 --> 00:29:31,542 when you get Two-J's. Great job. 813 00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:32,751 - Fuck! - GARY: I need my inhaler. 814 00:29:32,751 --> 00:29:34,044 ESA: Gary! 815 00:29:34,044 --> 00:29:36,463 CHIP: Absolute abomination. Okay? 816 00:29:36,463 --> 00:29:37,923 But Two-J's got 'em doin' 817 00:29:37,923 --> 00:29:39,425 the same thing that they would be doing 818 00:29:39,425 --> 00:29:41,844 on the block right here on the field. 819 00:29:41,844 --> 00:29:43,095 You a bitch, Chip! 820 00:29:43,429 --> 00:29:44,763 That's it, that's it. I'm calling the game. 821 00:29:44,763 --> 00:29:46,765 Oh, come on, ref! Nobody even fuckin' bleed! 822 00:29:46,765 --> 00:29:48,767 That ain't the... (SCREAMS) 823 00:29:49,226 --> 00:29:50,853 - God damn! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 824 00:29:51,729 --> 00:29:53,188 (SCREAMING AND SOBBING) 825 00:29:54,189 --> 00:29:55,190 Fuck! 826 00:29:56,275 --> 00:29:59,403 Great job out there. I know, tough circumstances. 827 00:29:59,403 --> 00:30:01,447 This is why you can't have 828 00:30:01,447 --> 00:30:04,783 an egotistical maniac coaching peewee football. 829 00:30:04,783 --> 00:30:07,202 "Hashtag, worst role model ever." 830 00:30:08,621 --> 00:30:10,372 CHIP: Be very careful with Two-J's. 831 00:30:10,372 --> 00:30:12,499 Guy's got gonorrhea again. Don't touch him, 832 00:30:12,499 --> 00:30:13,709 - no hugging. All right? - REFEREE: Definitely. 833 00:30:16,962 --> 00:30:19,465 Well, congratulations, you little assholes. 834 00:30:19,465 --> 00:30:20,841 Got me looking like a straight mark 835 00:30:20,841 --> 00:30:22,176 in front of the whole Internet. 836 00:30:22,176 --> 00:30:23,719 DWAYNE: Bruh, they ain't even had beef! 837 00:30:24,678 --> 00:30:25,846 Man, I'm out this bitch. 838 00:30:25,846 --> 00:30:27,473 - Excuse me? - I'm done listening 839 00:30:27,473 --> 00:30:29,266 to some washed-up loser, has-been coach. 840 00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:30,434 Fuck you say to me, little nigga? 841 00:30:30,434 --> 00:30:31,644 - Jaycen! - TRE: You heard me. 842 00:30:31,644 --> 00:30:32,978 Go, go wait by the car. 843 00:30:32,978 --> 00:30:35,356 Kid got a real fuckin' attitude problem. 844 00:30:35,356 --> 00:30:37,608 What the fuck is wrong with you? 845 00:30:37,608 --> 00:30:40,152 These little kids already have the world bringing them down, 846 00:30:40,152 --> 00:30:41,445 they don't need you doing it too. 847 00:30:41,945 --> 00:30:43,864 You really think you're better than everyone else 848 00:30:43,864 --> 00:30:45,616 because you played for a professional sports team 849 00:30:45,616 --> 00:30:46,909 over two decades ago? 850 00:30:47,326 --> 00:30:48,744 It's like ever since you made 851 00:30:48,744 --> 00:30:50,537 that stupid Hail Mary catch in high school, 852 00:30:50,537 --> 00:30:52,247 you've turned your back on everybody 853 00:30:52,247 --> 00:30:53,666 who ever helped you. Fuck you. 854 00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:55,417 Helped me? Shit. 855 00:30:55,417 --> 00:30:57,086 Ain't nobody help me! 856 00:30:57,086 --> 00:30:59,713 I'm Jaycen Jennings. I don't owe nobody shit. 857 00:31:00,547 --> 00:31:01,674 I'm self-made! 858 00:31:19,191 --> 00:31:21,151 (FAINT CROWD CHEERING) 859 00:31:24,405 --> 00:31:25,406 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 860 00:31:28,492 --> 00:31:30,077 - COACH: Man. - Man, I love you, Coach. 861 00:31:30,077 --> 00:31:31,161 COACH: I love you too, son. 862 00:31:31,912 --> 00:31:32,955 Way to go, superstar. 863 00:31:32,955 --> 00:31:34,540 - We did it. - We did it. 864 00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:35,833 You did it. 865 00:31:39,044 --> 00:31:40,421 Jaycen? 866 00:31:42,423 --> 00:31:43,632 What up, Coach Feis? 867 00:31:44,425 --> 00:31:46,427 Jaycen-goddamn-Jennings. 868 00:31:46,427 --> 00:31:49,596 Oh, man, good to see you, kid. It's been way too long. 869 00:31:49,596 --> 00:31:51,515 Yeah, it has been a minute, right? 870 00:31:51,515 --> 00:31:53,559 It's been... 20 years, Jaycen. 871 00:31:54,059 --> 00:31:56,437 Jaycen? What happened to "superstar," Coach? 872 00:31:56,437 --> 00:31:57,813 What's that? 873 00:31:57,813 --> 00:31:59,356 Coach, you used to call me superstar. 874 00:31:59,898 --> 00:32:00,941 Did I? Hmm. 875 00:32:00,941 --> 00:32:02,401 Coach, are you okay? 876 00:32:02,401 --> 00:32:03,861 Yeah, I'm all right. What's wrong with you? 877 00:32:05,237 --> 00:32:07,614 Get your ass in here, why would I call you superstar? 878 00:32:07,614 --> 00:32:09,283 What's all those F's on your tracksuit for? 879 00:32:09,283 --> 00:32:11,618 - Reminds me of my report card. - (COACH FEIS CHUCKLES) 880 00:32:19,334 --> 00:32:21,879 God damn, Coach, 881 00:32:22,921 --> 00:32:25,507 this shit is exactly the way it was when I was here. 882 00:32:26,091 --> 00:32:27,259 Coach, you ain't never really thought 883 00:32:27,259 --> 00:32:29,219 about, like, upgrading your shit? 884 00:32:29,678 --> 00:32:30,888 No. 885 00:32:30,888 --> 00:32:31,972 Like your TV. 886 00:32:31,972 --> 00:32:34,099 This is a Zenith. The desk. 887 00:32:34,099 --> 00:32:35,476 This raggedy-ass couch. 888 00:32:35,476 --> 00:32:36,810 I love that couch. 889 00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:38,228 Come on, Coach, I used to cut class 890 00:32:38,228 --> 00:32:39,897 and take naps on that couch right there. 891 00:32:39,897 --> 00:32:41,064 Look at it now. 892 00:32:41,356 --> 00:32:43,692 Duct tape on it, books holding up as a leg, 893 00:32:43,692 --> 00:32:44,902 the shit is a mess. 894 00:32:45,819 --> 00:32:46,987 You know what I think, Coach? 895 00:32:47,404 --> 00:32:49,823 I think I should make a phone call to Italy 2000 896 00:32:49,823 --> 00:32:51,658 and get you a brand-new couch up in here. 897 00:32:51,658 --> 00:32:52,951 (CHUCKLES) 898 00:32:52,951 --> 00:32:54,119 Get you spooned and groomed one time. 899 00:32:54,119 --> 00:32:55,370 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 900 00:32:55,662 --> 00:32:56,997 No, no, forget about that. What about you? 901 00:32:56,997 --> 00:32:58,582 What you been up to these past 20 years? 902 00:32:58,582 --> 00:32:59,666 Shit. 903 00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:01,877 Honestly, I'm here 904 00:33:01,877 --> 00:33:03,545 because I don't know what the fuck I'm doin'. 905 00:33:03,545 --> 00:33:04,630 (SCOFFS) 906 00:33:05,339 --> 00:33:06,381 That I see. 907 00:33:06,381 --> 00:33:08,759 "I see"? Come on, Coach. 908 00:33:08,759 --> 00:33:11,094 Now, you know, you the only role model in my life. 909 00:33:12,262 --> 00:33:13,347 Do you remember what you were like 910 00:33:13,347 --> 00:33:14,515 when you showed up here 911 00:33:14,515 --> 00:33:16,892 first practice of freshman year? 912 00:33:16,892 --> 00:33:18,936 I don't know, like a baller from the jump, 913 00:33:18,936 --> 00:33:20,187 a diamond in the rough? 914 00:33:20,187 --> 00:33:22,147 Man, you were a pain in the ass. 915 00:33:22,147 --> 00:33:23,482 Come on, Coach, see, that kinda talk 916 00:33:23,482 --> 00:33:24,608 with you just dragging me like that, 917 00:33:24,608 --> 00:33:25,901 how am I gonna buy you a couch? 918 00:33:25,901 --> 00:33:27,444 You know what, Jaycen, I appreciate it, 919 00:33:27,444 --> 00:33:29,071 but you know what, get off my couch, man. Fuck. 920 00:33:29,071 --> 00:33:30,364 Hundreds of my players 921 00:33:30,364 --> 00:33:31,615 have sat on that couch right there, 922 00:33:31,615 --> 00:33:32,908 and they've come in here 923 00:33:32,908 --> 00:33:34,493 and they've talked to me about their lives 924 00:33:34,493 --> 00:33:36,036 and their dreams and their goals. 925 00:33:36,036 --> 00:33:38,580 And you know better than anyone 926 00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:39,998 that kids from this area, 927 00:33:40,791 --> 00:33:42,459 they're underdogs in the world. 928 00:33:42,459 --> 00:33:45,796 They grow up with not one advantage in life. 929 00:33:45,796 --> 00:33:48,048 And sometimes, that door being open, 930 00:33:48,048 --> 00:33:50,259 and that old couch right there, 931 00:33:50,259 --> 00:33:52,678 might've been the only safe haven that those kids had. 932 00:33:53,512 --> 00:33:54,721 So, when you come and talk to me 933 00:33:54,721 --> 00:33:56,640 about buying me a new couch, yeah, 934 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,141 all right, maybe I need a new couch, 935 00:33:58,141 --> 00:34:00,060 because that one's getting a little worn out. 936 00:34:00,060 --> 00:34:03,689 But, to me, I'd prefer to give that couch a little TLC. 937 00:34:03,689 --> 00:34:05,566 - Just a little love. - Oh, shit! 938 00:34:06,149 --> 00:34:07,609 Oh, shit! 939 00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:11,405 You Jedi mind-tricking mothafucka, you, Coach. 940 00:34:11,405 --> 00:34:12,573 I got it! 941 00:34:12,573 --> 00:34:14,324 You tellin' me that just because 942 00:34:14,324 --> 00:34:15,868 the kids that I'm coachin', 943 00:34:16,201 --> 00:34:19,121 they may be raggedy and rough around the edges and shit... 944 00:34:19,121 --> 00:34:20,747 Wait a minute, man, you're coaching? 945 00:34:20,747 --> 00:34:23,208 But they require TLC. 946 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:26,295 And if I provide TLC, they can be just as good 947 00:34:26,295 --> 00:34:27,713 as any team that's out there, 948 00:34:27,713 --> 00:34:29,882 and that is the key 949 00:34:29,882 --> 00:34:32,092 to becomin' a mothafuckin' role model. 950 00:34:32,092 --> 00:34:33,802 I get you. I got you. 951 00:34:33,802 --> 00:34:36,096 You the Gandhi of this mothafuckin' coaching shit. 952 00:34:36,096 --> 00:34:38,223 That's all I needed, inspiration. I'm out. 953 00:34:39,016 --> 00:34:40,434 (DOOR CLOSES) 954 00:34:40,434 --> 00:34:42,644 THC is some shit. Wow. 955 00:34:42,644 --> 00:34:44,062 - (WOMAN SCREAMS) - (ENGINE ROARING) 956 00:34:44,062 --> 00:34:45,147 MAN: Crazy! 957 00:34:45,147 --> 00:34:46,815 (TIRES SQUEALING) 958 00:34:52,487 --> 00:34:53,739 BOY 1: He shouldn't even be here. 959 00:34:55,908 --> 00:34:57,576 BOY 2: I don't want nothing to do with this guy. 960 00:34:57,576 --> 00:34:58,702 This guy sucks. 961 00:35:00,454 --> 00:35:01,622 Wassup, wassup? 962 00:35:03,790 --> 00:35:06,084 Oh, I see y'all little angry about my tardiness. 963 00:35:06,835 --> 00:35:08,754 Had that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach 964 00:35:08,754 --> 00:35:10,130 of being abandoned again? 965 00:35:10,130 --> 00:35:11,924 - DWAYNE: Yeah. - Well, good. 966 00:35:12,549 --> 00:35:14,760 That's just the way I want you little assholes to feel. 967 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,261 BOY 3: Okay, what? JAYCEN: Now, when I first 968 00:35:16,261 --> 00:35:18,263 started coaching this team, 969 00:35:18,263 --> 00:35:20,307 I ain't believe in none of y'all. 970 00:35:20,307 --> 00:35:21,767 Not even a li'l bit. 971 00:35:22,267 --> 00:35:25,646 Until I got Jedi mind-tricked into realizing 972 00:35:25,646 --> 00:35:27,689 that I underestimated y'all. 973 00:35:27,689 --> 00:35:29,399 Same way niggas did me. 974 00:35:30,359 --> 00:35:32,277 - (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYS) - See, we the same. 975 00:35:32,277 --> 00:35:33,570 We underdogs. 976 00:35:34,196 --> 00:35:35,697 The dog underneath the dog 977 00:35:35,697 --> 00:35:37,658 that's always getting pissed and shitted on. 978 00:35:38,283 --> 00:35:39,660 - Where's he getting at? - But today, 979 00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:41,453 I'm done pissing and shitting on you kids. 980 00:35:42,371 --> 00:35:43,497 Now, when I look at y'all now, 981 00:35:44,623 --> 00:35:46,917 I don't see a bunch of assholes. 982 00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:49,711 I see me, in every last one of y'all. 983 00:35:50,796 --> 00:35:52,214 It ain't no limits to what y'all can do 984 00:35:52,214 --> 00:35:54,716 with Jaycen Jennings on the sideline, 985 00:35:54,716 --> 00:35:57,594 coaching and actually givin' a fuck. 986 00:35:59,554 --> 00:36:00,806 BOY 4: Don't know what that means. 987 00:36:01,807 --> 00:36:03,308 That's it? (SCOFFS) 988 00:36:03,308 --> 00:36:04,518 That's your big speech? 989 00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:06,311 So, you're just gonna 990 00:36:06,311 --> 00:36:08,355 stop peeing and pooping all over us now? 991 00:36:09,314 --> 00:36:11,858 Because you remember that you were an underdog? 992 00:36:12,859 --> 00:36:14,987 Well, couldn't have said it better myself. 993 00:36:14,987 --> 00:36:16,488 Corny as hell. 994 00:36:16,488 --> 00:36:17,948 All right now, get your asses up, let's warm up. 995 00:36:17,948 --> 00:36:19,074 Let's go. 996 00:36:19,366 --> 00:36:20,951 What y'all sitting around for? Let's go! 997 00:36:20,951 --> 00:36:22,369 Yeah, little mothafuckers. 998 00:36:22,369 --> 00:36:23,662 - Warm up. - TONY: Who's that guy? 999 00:36:24,037 --> 00:36:25,998 When Coach say, "Warm up," warm this mothafucker up! 1000 00:36:25,998 --> 00:36:27,499 Let's go, I'll pump that pistol 1001 00:36:27,499 --> 00:36:29,042 - up in here. Come on, get it. - BOYS: Go, go. 1002 00:36:29,042 --> 00:36:30,627 Get it. You think it's a game? 1003 00:36:30,627 --> 00:36:33,255 Boy, I'll lay your ass down right up in here, right now. 1004 00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:36,675 I will clear this whole mothafuckin' field out. 1005 00:36:36,675 --> 00:36:38,385 - DWAYNE: Go, go, go, go. - Kareem? 1006 00:36:38,385 --> 00:36:40,429 Hey, what's up, Cherise, baby? 1007 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:42,848 Kareem, the fuck is you doin' here, man? 1008 00:36:42,848 --> 00:36:44,850 Hey, I know you say you ain't want me up here coaching 1009 00:36:44,850 --> 00:36:46,393 on a official capacity. 1010 00:36:46,393 --> 00:36:47,561 But you know what I mean? 1011 00:36:47,853 --> 00:36:49,104 I'm over here lingering in the periphial. 1012 00:36:49,104 --> 00:36:50,439 You feel me, cuz. 1013 00:36:50,439 --> 00:36:51,815 You hear me, I just wanted to come up here 1014 00:36:51,815 --> 00:36:53,233 and drop a few of them little gems 1015 00:36:53,233 --> 00:36:54,901 on the knowledge that I have 1016 00:36:54,901 --> 00:36:56,278 of the game. Hold up a minute. 1017 00:36:56,278 --> 00:36:57,988 Man, you look like you got a Pamper on! 1018 00:36:57,988 --> 00:36:59,364 Pick that shit up! 1019 00:36:59,364 --> 00:37:01,158 This how you gotta talk to 'em. 1020 00:37:01,158 --> 00:37:03,326 Hey, Cherise, are you single, baby? 1021 00:37:03,326 --> 00:37:04,619 - (CHUCKLES) - CHERISE: Oh. 1022 00:37:04,619 --> 00:37:06,413 - KAREEM: Oh, man. - (CHERISE CHUCKLES) 1023 00:37:06,413 --> 00:37:09,166 Nah, I'm just kidding, I know my man, J, tryna smash. 1024 00:37:10,542 --> 00:37:11,585 Check it out. 1025 00:37:11,585 --> 00:37:13,295 This book right here 1026 00:37:13,295 --> 00:37:15,422 gonna have y'all running schemes like a pro. 1027 00:37:15,422 --> 00:37:17,466 Yo, you don't got no trick plays up in here? 1028 00:37:17,466 --> 00:37:19,676 We don't need no goddamn trick plays. 1029 00:37:19,676 --> 00:37:21,011 But they're so fun. 1030 00:37:21,011 --> 00:37:22,429 Trick plays are dope as fuck though. 1031 00:37:22,429 --> 00:37:24,723 KAREEM: I like trick plays. I really do, 1032 00:37:24,723 --> 00:37:26,224 I love 'em. I love trick plays. 1033 00:37:26,224 --> 00:37:28,143 JAYCEN: Man, how the fuck you get a playbook? 1034 00:37:28,143 --> 00:37:30,312 I'm just saying, ain't no tables of contents 1035 00:37:30,312 --> 00:37:32,355 - or nothing up in here, babe. - Anyway, 1036 00:37:32,856 --> 00:37:34,524 this book right here took your boy, 1037 00:37:34,524 --> 00:37:38,236 Jaycen Jennings, to superstar, legendary status. 1038 00:37:38,236 --> 00:37:40,947 You mean a washed-up loser coaching peewee in Long Beach? 1039 00:37:40,947 --> 00:37:42,365 Nah, I'm talking about the nigga 1040 00:37:42,365 --> 00:37:44,409 that had your momma before she had you. 1041 00:37:44,409 --> 00:37:45,869 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 1042 00:37:45,869 --> 00:37:47,287 Now learn the goddamn playbook 1043 00:37:47,287 --> 00:37:48,705 - and quit playin' so much. - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1044 00:37:48,705 --> 00:37:50,499 TRE: Hut. TONY: Go. 1045 00:37:50,499 --> 00:37:51,958 - (TONY GRUNTS) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1046 00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:53,752 JAYCEN: Again. Till we get it right. 1047 00:37:54,294 --> 00:37:55,754 We not movin' on to the next play 1048 00:37:55,754 --> 00:37:56,922 till y'all get this shit right. 1049 00:37:56,922 --> 00:37:58,256 TRE: Hut. 1050 00:37:58,256 --> 00:38:00,175 (BOYS GRUNTING) 1051 00:38:00,175 --> 00:38:01,384 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1052 00:38:01,384 --> 00:38:02,469 - God damn it, Tony. - TRE: Hut. 1053 00:38:02,469 --> 00:38:03,887 (BOYS GRUNT) 1054 00:38:03,887 --> 00:38:05,347 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1055 00:38:05,347 --> 00:38:06,848 JAYCEN: Hand me that football. 1056 00:38:06,848 --> 00:38:08,100 BOY: Oh, man. 1057 00:38:08,433 --> 00:38:10,185 Hey, dawg, you ever touched a titty before? 1058 00:38:10,185 --> 00:38:11,728 - (TRE CHUCKLES) - What? 1059 00:38:11,728 --> 00:38:13,522 A titty. Have you ever touched a titty before... 1060 00:38:13,522 --> 00:38:14,648 - (BOYS LAUGH) - Be quiet. 1061 00:38:14,648 --> 00:38:16,024 You ever touch a titty before? 1062 00:38:16,024 --> 00:38:17,192 Man, of course I have. 1063 00:38:17,192 --> 00:38:19,319 So many titties, all sizes. 1064 00:38:19,319 --> 00:38:20,779 A, triple A, double D. 1065 00:38:21,613 --> 00:38:22,906 TRE: Man ain't never touched no titty. 1066 00:38:22,906 --> 00:38:24,491 Those are battery sizes. 1067 00:38:24,491 --> 00:38:25,784 Man, yes, I have. 1068 00:38:26,201 --> 00:38:27,452 Don't project your lack of titty touching onto me. 1069 00:38:27,452 --> 00:38:28,912 Come here, man, let me talk to you. 1070 00:38:30,497 --> 00:38:31,998 Look, this ball right here. 1071 00:38:32,666 --> 00:38:33,708 That's your titty. 1072 00:38:33,708 --> 00:38:34,918 You gotta hold it tight. 1073 00:38:34,918 --> 00:38:36,503 'Cause everybody wants your titty. 1074 00:38:36,503 --> 00:38:38,171 Do I have consent of touching the titty? 1075 00:38:38,171 --> 00:38:39,422 What you just say? 1076 00:38:39,422 --> 00:38:40,590 I'm not just gonna touch a titty 1077 00:38:40,590 --> 00:38:41,675 if it doesn't wanna be touched. 1078 00:38:42,509 --> 00:38:43,760 DWAYNE: Touching titties without consent 1079 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,138 got my cousin 30 days in the county. 1080 00:38:46,138 --> 00:38:47,264 Oh, that's nice. 1081 00:38:47,639 --> 00:38:48,974 - Get your ass outta here. - (DWAYNE CHUCKLES) 1082 00:38:48,974 --> 00:38:50,517 You got my consent, okay? 1083 00:38:50,517 --> 00:38:51,601 Nice! 1084 00:38:52,018 --> 00:38:53,311 Let's run it again. Let's run it. 1085 00:38:53,728 --> 00:38:57,274 Hey, I like the titty thang, keep the titty thang, cuz. 1086 00:38:57,983 --> 00:38:59,568 - Fuck up. - Keep that titty thang, cuz. 1087 00:38:59,568 --> 00:39:01,736 Back in it. Back on line. Come on, y'all, run it again. 1088 00:39:01,736 --> 00:39:02,821 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1089 00:39:03,738 --> 00:39:05,866 The things you do in practice, you'll do in the game. 1090 00:39:06,283 --> 00:39:07,534 If you're sorry at practice, 1091 00:39:07,534 --> 00:39:09,286 you're gonna be sorry in the game. 1092 00:39:09,286 --> 00:39:10,745 Let's go, on the hop. 1093 00:39:11,454 --> 00:39:13,039 - (GRUNTS) - The fuck was that? 1094 00:39:13,039 --> 00:39:14,166 Come on, get it right. 1095 00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:15,542 - Yo! - JAYCEN: Get it together. 1096 00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:17,627 - One more time. Again. - (GRUNTS) 1097 00:39:17,627 --> 00:39:19,171 - God damn it. - KAREEM: Oh! 1098 00:39:19,171 --> 00:39:20,714 JAYCEN: No butter finger anymore. 1099 00:39:20,714 --> 00:39:22,215 - Ooh! - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1100 00:39:22,215 --> 00:39:23,383 - (GRUNTS) - KAREEM: Oh! 1101 00:39:23,383 --> 00:39:24,968 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - What the fuck? 1102 00:39:24,968 --> 00:39:27,345 That's why I can't stand your little ass. 1103 00:39:27,345 --> 00:39:29,097 - Hey! - JAYCEN: Come on, defense. 1104 00:39:29,097 --> 00:39:30,390 Make it look like something, let's go! 1105 00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:31,474 TRE: Hut. 1106 00:39:31,474 --> 00:39:32,767 (BOYS GRUNT) 1107 00:39:32,767 --> 00:39:34,436 - KAREEM: Oh! - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1108 00:39:34,436 --> 00:39:36,646 Little mothafucker came outta nowhere like a ghost. 1109 00:39:36,646 --> 00:39:38,273 - Yeah! - JAYCEN: See right there? 1110 00:39:38,273 --> 00:39:39,566 Everybody on the team need to be hitting 1111 00:39:39,566 --> 00:39:41,359 like this right here. 1112 00:39:41,359 --> 00:39:43,361 Hey, your new name is Ghost. 1113 00:39:43,987 --> 00:39:45,238 I see you in there. 1114 00:39:46,031 --> 00:39:47,490 Little homie, let me talk to you, come here. 1115 00:39:47,490 --> 00:39:49,492 Let's huddle up, little mothafuckers. 1116 00:39:49,492 --> 00:39:51,286 Look, you can't be the tiniest mothafucker 1117 00:39:51,286 --> 00:39:53,538 on the team and the softest, man. 1118 00:39:53,538 --> 00:39:55,165 Quick question, real quick. 1119 00:39:55,165 --> 00:39:56,833 Who's your favorite character on Game of Thrones? 1120 00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:58,335 Wait, what? 1121 00:39:58,335 --> 00:40:00,337 Do you like the midget who drinks the wine? 1122 00:40:00,337 --> 00:40:02,297 The tall blonde with the sword? 1123 00:40:02,297 --> 00:40:04,049 Or the sister-fucker with the iron hand? 1124 00:40:04,049 --> 00:40:05,467 Oh, my God! 1125 00:40:05,467 --> 00:40:06,718 - Coach, you're a fan... - Uh-uh-uh-uh... 1126 00:40:08,053 --> 00:40:10,055 Shut the fuck up. It's between me and you. 1127 00:40:10,055 --> 00:40:12,557 Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. 1128 00:40:12,557 --> 00:40:14,851 I feel like I've always had a thing for the dragons. 1129 00:40:14,851 --> 00:40:16,186 So, I guess Drogon. 1130 00:40:16,186 --> 00:40:17,979 Yeah, definitely Drogon. 1131 00:40:17,979 --> 00:40:19,397 He's so badass and everyone's afraid... 1132 00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:21,441 That's what I'm looking for right there. 1133 00:40:21,441 --> 00:40:22,776 You take that spirit to the field 1134 00:40:22,776 --> 00:40:24,194 and you go full-on Drogon. 1135 00:40:24,194 --> 00:40:25,904 I want you flying around and burning up shit, 1136 00:40:25,904 --> 00:40:28,323 and make 'em respect your fire-breathing dragon ass. 1137 00:40:28,323 --> 00:40:31,076 - You hear me? - Yes, Coach! (ROARS) 1138 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,079 I don't know what kinda inspirational bullshit 1139 00:40:34,079 --> 00:40:35,664 y'all working on over there, 1140 00:40:35,664 --> 00:40:38,250 but his goofy, nerdy ass gonna always be a bitch. 1141 00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:39,876 Tre, I'm fuckin' you up. 1142 00:40:39,876 --> 00:40:41,294 - Come on, run it. Run it. - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1143 00:40:41,294 --> 00:40:43,213 Hey, pick it up, you little fat mothafucker, 1144 00:40:43,213 --> 00:40:44,297 pick it up! 1145 00:40:44,297 --> 00:40:45,548 Damn. 1146 00:40:45,548 --> 00:40:47,384 - You not going pro. - (BOYS GROANING) 1147 00:40:47,384 --> 00:40:48,760 Right now you sorry. 1148 00:40:49,219 --> 00:40:51,805 I'm sorry I'm coaching you sorry mothafuckers. Let's go. 1149 00:40:53,265 --> 00:40:55,141 (WHISTLE BLOWS) If the ball hits your hand, 1150 00:40:55,141 --> 00:40:57,310 you're supposed to pick it up. Y'all know the rule. 1151 00:40:57,310 --> 00:40:58,520 Yell bingo on the pick. 1152 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,021 - TRE: Go! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1153 00:41:00,021 --> 00:41:01,690 JAYCEN: Oh, pick that up. KAREEM: Oh! 1154 00:41:01,690 --> 00:41:03,525 JAYCEN: (BLOWS WHISTLE) God damn it, sticky fingers. 1155 00:41:03,525 --> 00:41:05,151 Run it one more time. Let me see 1156 00:41:05,151 --> 00:41:06,861 if this mothafucker can get it right. Let's go. 1157 00:41:06,861 --> 00:41:08,822 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Let's make a play, pretty boy. 1158 00:41:08,822 --> 00:41:09,990 KAREEM: Come on, what the fuck is that? 1159 00:41:09,990 --> 00:41:11,574 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Hey, pretty boy! 1160 00:41:11,574 --> 00:41:12,784 - You! - DWAYNE: Me? 1161 00:41:12,784 --> 00:41:13,952 Bring your ass over here! 1162 00:41:14,536 --> 00:41:16,538 You missing pass after pass, 1163 00:41:16,538 --> 00:41:18,039 you got on all this sweet-ass shit. 1164 00:41:18,039 --> 00:41:19,416 KAREEM: I dig this. 1165 00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,251 You know what, every time you fuck up, 1166 00:41:21,251 --> 00:41:23,253 we taking off some of that swag you got on. 1167 00:41:23,253 --> 00:41:24,629 And come to think of it, 1168 00:41:24,629 --> 00:41:26,381 you always talkin' that knockoff shit, 1169 00:41:26,381 --> 00:41:27,799 but you the only mothafucker out here wearing fake shit. 1170 00:41:27,799 --> 00:41:29,009 - Me? - JAYCEN: Yeah, you. 1171 00:41:29,009 --> 00:41:30,135 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 1172 00:41:30,135 --> 00:41:31,553 Well, we know what 1173 00:41:31,553 --> 00:41:32,637 - you talkin' about. Yeah! - Hey, hey, quit playin'. 1174 00:41:32,637 --> 00:41:33,805 Nah, ain't no "quit playin'." 1175 00:41:33,805 --> 00:41:35,056 The next time you come out here 1176 00:41:35,056 --> 00:41:36,683 acting like a fake-ass rapper, 1177 00:41:36,683 --> 00:41:38,852 and you can't back it up out on the field, 1178 00:41:38,852 --> 00:41:40,603 we gonna kick your little ass off the field. 1179 00:41:40,603 --> 00:41:42,105 - Ain't that right, Coach J? - That's a fact. 1180 00:41:42,105 --> 00:41:43,565 You outta here. Now get on over there, man. 1181 00:41:43,565 --> 00:41:44,858 DWAYNE: Damn! 1182 00:41:44,858 --> 00:41:46,067 Stop acting like you got a album coming out! 1183 00:41:47,068 --> 00:41:48,403 JAYCEN: Bingo. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1184 00:41:48,403 --> 00:41:49,904 - (KAREEM GROANS) - Come here, something else. 1185 00:41:49,904 --> 00:41:51,948 - Bring that shit to me. - KAREEM: Run it, run it. 1186 00:41:51,948 --> 00:41:53,199 JAYCEN: Took a long time putting this shit on, 1187 00:41:53,199 --> 00:41:54,409 now take it off. 1188 00:41:54,701 --> 00:41:56,244 There it go, right in your hands. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1189 00:41:56,244 --> 00:41:57,954 Bring your sorry ass over here. I need the wristband. 1190 00:41:57,954 --> 00:41:59,205 KAREEM: Come on, whip out of 'em. 1191 00:41:59,622 --> 00:42:00,749 JAYCEN: It gonna look good on me. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1192 00:42:00,749 --> 00:42:01,916 Uh-uh, he needs something too, 1193 00:42:02,292 --> 00:42:03,668 he wanna go to the club, give me that armband. 1194 00:42:03,668 --> 00:42:05,545 KAREEM: You gonna learn today. Thank you. 1195 00:42:05,545 --> 00:42:07,547 JAYCEN: (BLOWS WHISTLE) Take the helmet off, 1196 00:42:07,547 --> 00:42:09,174 I want that durag. Take it off. 1197 00:42:09,174 --> 00:42:10,508 KAREEM: We just here to take it, baby. 1198 00:42:10,508 --> 00:42:11,634 JAYCEN: Keep fuckin' up, you're gonna be 1199 00:42:11,634 --> 00:42:12,969 - naked out here. - (DWAYNE GRUNTS) 1200 00:42:13,511 --> 00:42:14,971 I'mma take them beads out his mothafuckin' head next time. 1201 00:42:14,971 --> 00:42:17,557 Let's go. With your Stevie-Wonder-looking ass. 1202 00:42:17,557 --> 00:42:19,309 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1203 00:42:21,186 --> 00:42:22,312 Hey! 1204 00:42:22,312 --> 00:42:23,772 - Jaycen. - What up? 1205 00:42:24,272 --> 00:42:26,441 A few of the kids need a ride home. 1206 00:42:26,441 --> 00:42:28,985 Any way I can trust you to get them home safely? 1207 00:42:28,985 --> 00:42:31,237 No fucking way. I'm not finna 1208 00:42:31,237 --> 00:42:32,739 have those little dirty-ass booger eaters 1209 00:42:32,739 --> 00:42:34,491 fuckin' up my midnight black leather. 1210 00:42:34,491 --> 00:42:36,409 Jaycen, I have to go to work. 1211 00:42:36,409 --> 00:42:38,953 And your players need their coach 1212 00:42:38,953 --> 00:42:40,330 to give them a ride home. 1213 00:42:40,747 --> 00:42:42,290 Can you do that, 1214 00:42:42,290 --> 00:42:43,375 Coach? 1215 00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:46,461 Sure. Anything for the children. 1216 00:42:47,921 --> 00:42:50,382 Fuck that leather. It's only cow, right? 1217 00:42:51,299 --> 00:42:53,468 Yep. 1218 00:42:53,927 --> 00:42:55,845 (BLESSED BY SHENSEEA AND TYGA PLAYING) 1219 00:42:57,639 --> 00:43:00,183 You got this grandpa black interior? 1220 00:43:00,183 --> 00:43:02,352 - This shit is trash. - (DWAYNE CHUCKLES) 1221 00:43:02,352 --> 00:43:04,687 Yo, Coach, you dropping me off first, right? 1222 00:43:04,687 --> 00:43:05,814 I gotta piss. 1223 00:43:05,814 --> 00:43:07,357 Nah, forget that. Hold it. 1224 00:43:07,357 --> 00:43:08,441 I can't. 1225 00:43:09,150 --> 00:43:11,444 'Cause you got a little-ass dick. 1226 00:43:11,444 --> 00:43:12,904 Hey! What's that gotta do with anything? 1227 00:43:13,696 --> 00:43:15,448 The bigger your dick, the longer you can hold it. 1228 00:43:15,448 --> 00:43:16,866 DWAYNE: That makes sense to me. 1229 00:43:16,866 --> 00:43:19,369 I'm pretty sure that's not how penises work. 1230 00:43:19,369 --> 00:43:21,287 Hey, hey, hey, enough with that shit, man. 1231 00:43:21,287 --> 00:43:23,164 That's all y'all wanna talk about is dicks and shit. 1232 00:43:23,164 --> 00:43:24,999 Shut the fuck up and talk about some girls 1233 00:43:24,999 --> 00:43:26,626 or fuckin' cartoons or something. 1234 00:43:27,794 --> 00:43:28,920 Little dick say what? 1235 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,880 - What? - You said what. 1236 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,258 - (BOYS EXCLAIMING) - We got him. 1237 00:43:33,258 --> 00:43:34,551 DWAYNE: That's the oldest trick in the book. 1238 00:43:34,551 --> 00:43:35,885 TRE: Okay. 1239 00:43:35,885 --> 00:43:38,263 With your Squid Game lookin' ass. (BOYS LAUGH) 1240 00:43:38,263 --> 00:43:39,597 All right, see you later, Tony. 1241 00:43:39,597 --> 00:43:40,723 TONY: See you, guys. TRE: Bye, Tony. 1242 00:43:40,723 --> 00:43:42,225 - GARY: See ya. - Hey, Tony. 1243 00:43:42,225 --> 00:43:43,810 You're gonna just leave your shit in my car? 1244 00:43:43,810 --> 00:43:45,979 Uh, I'll just pick it up from you next practice. 1245 00:43:46,396 --> 00:43:47,689 - (DWAYNE CHUCKLES) - See you, Coach. 1246 00:43:47,689 --> 00:43:49,149 - (DOOR CLOSES) - What was that about? 1247 00:43:49,149 --> 00:43:51,234 His parents think he at Mathletes practice. 1248 00:43:51,234 --> 00:43:52,694 What the fuck is a Mathlete? 1249 00:43:52,694 --> 00:43:54,946 Only the coolest after-school club 1250 00:43:54,946 --> 00:43:57,365 with the cleverest play on words ever. 1251 00:43:58,783 --> 00:44:00,160 I hate you so much. 1252 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,787 GARY: Hate the player. Wait, no. Hate the game. 1253 00:44:02,787 --> 00:44:03,997 JAYCEN: Hate the player, not the game. 1254 00:44:03,997 --> 00:44:05,748 TRE: Not the game. (CHUCKLES) 1255 00:44:05,748 --> 00:44:07,542 (BLESSED BY SHENSEEA AND TYGA CONTINUES PLAYING) 1256 00:44:08,501 --> 00:44:11,296 DWAYNE: Thanks for the ride. Hey, it's cool right here. 1257 00:44:11,296 --> 00:44:13,339 My house is, like, right down the street. 1258 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,258 Come on, Dwayne, it's raining outside. 1259 00:44:15,258 --> 00:44:16,676 I can't leave you out here like that. 1260 00:44:16,676 --> 00:44:17,969 Nah, nah, it's cool. 1261 00:44:17,969 --> 00:44:20,180 I'mma just, um, pop up in there 1262 00:44:20,180 --> 00:44:21,890 and cop me some kickstarter cleat. 1263 00:44:23,308 --> 00:44:24,309 Okay. 1264 00:44:25,185 --> 00:44:27,353 All right. You get that. 1265 00:44:31,357 --> 00:44:32,650 (DOOR CLOSES) 1266 00:44:32,650 --> 00:44:34,402 (CHUCKLES) 1267 00:44:34,402 --> 00:44:36,112 (BLESSED BY SHENSEEA AND TYGA CONTINUES PLAYING) 1268 00:44:36,112 --> 00:44:37,864 And we lit tonight, don't worry 'bout tomorrow 1269 00:44:37,864 --> 00:44:39,991 When she with me, she feel like she hit the lotto 1270 00:44:39,991 --> 00:44:42,035 And when I walk out, the tings, they gon' follow 1271 00:44:42,035 --> 00:44:43,411 - Bitch, I'm the - Best 1272 00:44:43,411 --> 00:44:46,498 Best, best, best, best, best, best 1273 00:44:46,498 --> 00:44:49,209 Way too blessed, blessed, blessed, blessed 1274 00:44:49,209 --> 00:44:50,877 Blessed, blessed, blessed 1275 00:44:50,877 --> 00:44:52,253 Bitch, I'm the best 1276 00:44:52,253 --> 00:44:54,964 Best, best, best, best, best, best 1277 00:44:54,964 --> 00:44:56,508 Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat, ah! 1278 00:44:56,508 --> 00:44:57,634 JAYCEN: All right, y'all. 1279 00:44:58,384 --> 00:44:59,761 You got pro caliber plays. 1280 00:45:00,428 --> 00:45:02,472 A hell of a coach/role model. 1281 00:45:02,472 --> 00:45:04,349 (CHUCKLES) And now... 1282 00:45:05,892 --> 00:45:07,060 you got these. 1283 00:45:07,435 --> 00:45:08,770 - DWAYNE: Hey, that's crazy! - (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 1284 00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:11,523 - GARY: Look at those helmets. - Whoa! 1285 00:45:13,107 --> 00:45:15,401 Yeah, $10,000 jerseys for y'all. 1286 00:45:15,401 --> 00:45:16,819 Are you tryna buy us off now? 1287 00:45:17,946 --> 00:45:19,656 - Shit, I ain't mad at it. - JAYCEN: Thank you. 1288 00:45:20,114 --> 00:45:21,115 Drogon. 1289 00:45:21,616 --> 00:45:23,159 - BOY: Ooh! - House of Dragons style. 1290 00:45:23,159 --> 00:45:24,702 - No way! - JAYCEN: Pretty boy. 1291 00:45:25,245 --> 00:45:26,454 Now you look the part 1292 00:45:26,454 --> 00:45:27,705 - and you can play the part. - Okay. 1293 00:45:27,705 --> 00:45:29,040 My favorite, Titties. 1294 00:45:29,999 --> 00:45:32,418 - (ALL CHUCKLING) - The mysterious Ghost. 1295 00:45:32,418 --> 00:45:34,587 And this one for you, Superstar. 1296 00:45:35,171 --> 00:45:36,798 And let's see who else we got. 1297 00:45:37,423 --> 00:45:40,760 So, is there a reason why the word "Underdoggs" 1298 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,428 has two Gs in it? 1299 00:45:42,428 --> 00:45:43,513 Two Gs? 1300 00:45:43,805 --> 00:45:45,056 KAREEM: Yeah! 1301 00:45:45,056 --> 00:45:46,391 - I got the two Gs right here. - (DOGS BARKING) 1302 00:45:46,391 --> 00:45:47,475 - TONY: Shit! - (BOYS CLAMORING) 1303 00:45:49,352 --> 00:45:52,313 - Meet Killa and Skrilla! - (BARKING) 1304 00:45:52,313 --> 00:45:54,732 Two dogs for two Gs. You get it? 1305 00:45:54,732 --> 00:45:56,526 Kareem, what the fuck is you doing? 1306 00:45:56,526 --> 00:45:57,860 I found 'em chained up 1307 00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:59,529 in the back of the Wienerschnitzel. 1308 00:45:59,529 --> 00:46:00,947 Get these fuckin' dogs outta here, 1309 00:46:00,947 --> 00:46:02,031 I'm tryna coach football. 1310 00:46:02,031 --> 00:46:03,825 The dogs like football too. 1311 00:46:03,825 --> 00:46:05,785 - (DOG BARKS, GROWLS) - Man, have a heart. 1312 00:46:05,785 --> 00:46:07,036 (CHAMPION BY BOOK & HAVIAH MIGHTY PLAYS) 1313 00:46:07,662 --> 00:46:16,337 I'm a Champion all day, born this way, what about you? 1314 00:46:17,046 --> 00:46:19,591 JAYCEN: Mm-hmm. That's what I'm talking about. 1315 00:46:19,591 --> 00:46:21,134 Look the part, you play the part. 1316 00:46:21,134 --> 00:46:23,136 The way y'all look right now, I see no excuse 1317 00:46:23,136 --> 00:46:24,512 for the Underdoggs not to go out there 1318 00:46:24,804 --> 00:46:26,431 and get our first mothafuckin' win of the season. 1319 00:46:26,431 --> 00:46:28,558 BOYS: Yeah! Yeah! 1320 00:46:28,558 --> 00:46:31,144 Let's go. Underdoggs, on me, "Underdoggs" on three. One... 1321 00:46:31,144 --> 00:46:32,687 Let's just get that shit over with. 1322 00:46:32,687 --> 00:46:34,606 Damn, I'mma have to carry your asses anyway. 1323 00:46:34,606 --> 00:46:36,399 - (BOYS PROTESTING) - GARY: Hater. 1324 00:46:36,941 --> 00:46:38,568 (CROWD APPLAUDS) 1325 00:46:39,193 --> 00:46:40,403 KAREEM: Let's make a play. 1326 00:46:40,903 --> 00:46:43,031 Do you understand what you got goin' on here? 1327 00:46:43,656 --> 00:46:45,366 - We are fuckin' losers. - Hey! 1328 00:46:45,366 --> 00:46:46,451 KAREEM: Losers. TRE: Hut! 1329 00:46:48,202 --> 00:46:49,829 - Get it off! Get it off! - TONY: Here! 1330 00:46:49,829 --> 00:46:51,289 JAYCEN: Get it off! Let it go! 1331 00:46:52,624 --> 00:46:54,417 - What are you doing? - BOTH: Throw the ball! 1332 00:46:54,417 --> 00:46:56,669 Stop being a fuckin' hotdog, throw the ball. 1333 00:46:56,669 --> 00:46:58,421 - (PLAYERS GRUNT) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1334 00:46:58,421 --> 00:46:59,672 KAREEM: What the hell's wrong with you? 1335 00:46:59,672 --> 00:47:01,424 Your daddy should've pulled out. 1336 00:47:01,424 --> 00:47:02,634 - Coach, come on. - TRE: Hut. 1337 00:47:02,634 --> 00:47:04,218 JAYCEN: Yo, make the play, Gary. 1338 00:47:04,218 --> 00:47:05,678 - (GARY SCREAMS) - KAREEM: What you doing? 1339 00:47:05,678 --> 00:47:07,221 - What you doing? - God damn it! 1340 00:47:07,221 --> 00:47:08,389 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 1341 00:47:08,389 --> 00:47:10,266 Oh, my God! He did it again. 1342 00:47:10,808 --> 00:47:12,226 TONY: Here! Here! JAYCEN: Hit that shit. 1343 00:47:12,644 --> 00:47:13,853 TONY: Throw the ball! 1344 00:47:13,853 --> 00:47:15,480 JAYCEN: Give him the ball, Tre. 1345 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,690 - Throw the goddamn ball! - KAREEM: Oh, man! 1346 00:47:17,690 --> 00:47:20,151 You're a hardheaded-ass quarterback. 1347 00:47:20,151 --> 00:47:21,694 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1348 00:47:21,694 --> 00:47:23,571 - Let's go, baby. - Hey! 1349 00:47:23,571 --> 00:47:25,573 Come on, little asshole. Run the goddamn play. 1350 00:47:25,573 --> 00:47:26,658 TRE: Set. 1351 00:47:27,867 --> 00:47:29,077 Hut! 1352 00:47:29,827 --> 00:47:32,246 Tony, hit that shit. God damn! 1353 00:47:32,246 --> 00:47:33,915 What the fuck is you doing, Tre? 1354 00:47:33,915 --> 00:47:35,458 BEARS PLAYER: I got him! 1355 00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:36,876 Fuck! 1356 00:47:36,876 --> 00:47:38,461 Hey, man. That was supposed to be a handoff. 1357 00:47:38,461 --> 00:47:40,129 You think I'd ever hand it off to you? 1358 00:47:40,129 --> 00:47:41,255 - Screw you! - TRE: The fuck! 1359 00:47:41,756 --> 00:47:43,800 - TONY: Get off me! - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 1360 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,051 KAREEM: What're y'all doin'? 1361 00:47:46,928 --> 00:47:48,054 TONY: Fight for real, man! 1362 00:47:48,054 --> 00:47:49,138 GARY: Watch it! 1363 00:47:49,555 --> 00:47:50,807 - Come here, come here. - TRE: Back up! 1364 00:47:50,807 --> 00:47:52,100 What's your problem? 1365 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:54,477 Get off of me! Let me go! 1366 00:47:54,477 --> 00:47:56,104 Bro, man, let me go. 1367 00:47:56,104 --> 00:47:58,106 This shit ends right here and right mothafuckin' now. 1368 00:47:58,106 --> 00:47:59,607 I've been givin' your little ass a pass 1369 00:47:59,607 --> 00:48:01,192 'cause you Cherise's kid and all, 1370 00:48:01,192 --> 00:48:03,236 but you're making it difficult as fuck right now 1371 00:48:03,236 --> 00:48:05,905 for me and your teammates, and we sick of your shit. 1372 00:48:05,905 --> 00:48:07,073 Man, fuck you! 1373 00:48:07,073 --> 00:48:08,991 And my teammates, everybody! 1374 00:48:08,991 --> 00:48:10,785 I don't owe nobody shit. 1375 00:48:10,785 --> 00:48:12,120 I'm self-made. 1376 00:48:18,251 --> 00:48:19,627 You sound just like me. 1377 00:48:19,627 --> 00:48:20,962 TRE: I ain't nothing like you. 1378 00:48:20,962 --> 00:48:22,630 You're a washed-up loser. 1379 00:48:26,467 --> 00:48:28,052 Yeah. You're right. 1380 00:48:28,928 --> 00:48:29,929 I am. 1381 00:48:31,514 --> 00:48:33,349 You wanna know how I became a loser? 1382 00:48:33,975 --> 00:48:36,936 By doing the same dumbass shit you doing right now. 1383 00:48:39,397 --> 00:48:42,150 No wonder why nobody wanted to fuckin' play with me. 1384 00:48:42,150 --> 00:48:44,110 Shit is fuckin' irritating. 1385 00:48:44,986 --> 00:48:46,529 You know something though, Tre? 1386 00:48:47,739 --> 00:48:49,240 If you really wanna win a game, 1387 00:48:49,907 --> 00:48:51,242 stop pushing away 1388 00:48:51,242 --> 00:48:53,244 all the mothafuckers that's on your team. 1389 00:48:53,911 --> 00:48:56,664 But if you ultimately wanna become a loser, 1390 00:48:57,957 --> 00:49:02,503 keep doing the same dumbass shit that I did. 1391 00:49:02,503 --> 00:49:04,672 (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) 1392 00:49:28,237 --> 00:49:30,531 Remember when in Season 3, when Khaleesi burns 1393 00:49:30,531 --> 00:49:31,741 the slaver's village to the ground? 1394 00:49:31,741 --> 00:49:33,117 BOY: What is he talking about? 1395 00:49:33,117 --> 00:49:34,911 Oh, my God. You're a fan? 1396 00:49:34,911 --> 00:49:37,205 Make them bend their mothafuckin' knee. 1397 00:49:37,205 --> 00:49:38,664 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 1398 00:49:38,664 --> 00:49:39,749 All right? 1399 00:49:40,249 --> 00:49:41,667 And you, 1400 00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:43,002 take care of that titty. 1401 00:49:43,002 --> 00:49:44,295 - Yeah, your titty, man. - TRE: All right? 1402 00:49:44,295 --> 00:49:45,421 "Underdoggs" on three. One, two, three. 1403 00:49:45,421 --> 00:49:46,714 - Underdoggs! - ALL: Underdoggs! 1404 00:49:48,758 --> 00:49:50,218 - Come on, Tre. - (CROWD CHEERING) 1405 00:49:50,218 --> 00:49:51,969 Stop fighting. Run the goddamn play. 1406 00:49:53,012 --> 00:49:54,013 TRE: Set. 1407 00:49:54,639 --> 00:49:55,640 Down. 1408 00:49:56,015 --> 00:49:57,016 Hut! 1409 00:49:58,518 --> 00:50:00,061 GARY: Dracarys! 1410 00:50:00,061 --> 00:50:01,521 (GARY ROARING) 1411 00:50:01,521 --> 00:50:02,772 - JAYCEN: Good block, Gary! - Yes, yes, yes! 1412 00:50:02,772 --> 00:50:04,315 Go, Tony, go! 1413 00:50:04,315 --> 00:50:05,691 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1414 00:50:05,691 --> 00:50:07,235 - Oh, oh. - JAYCEN: God damn it, 1415 00:50:07,235 --> 00:50:08,694 good move! Good shit, baby! 1416 00:50:09,904 --> 00:50:11,113 (CHEERING) 1417 00:50:11,113 --> 00:50:12,532 ESA: Whoo! 1418 00:50:12,532 --> 00:50:14,033 Hold them titties. Tony, hold them titties. 1419 00:50:14,033 --> 00:50:15,785 This is my titty, this is my titty! 1420 00:50:15,785 --> 00:50:17,328 - To the house, to the house! - This is my titty! 1421 00:50:17,328 --> 00:50:18,538 - To the mothafuckin' house! - This is my titty, 1422 00:50:18,538 --> 00:50:19,580 - this is my titty! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1423 00:50:19,580 --> 00:50:20,790 - CHERISE: Yeah! - Yeah! 1424 00:50:20,790 --> 00:50:21,999 REFEREE: Touchdown! 1425 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:23,793 - Yes! - Yeah! 1426 00:50:23,793 --> 00:50:25,795 TONY: That's what I'm talking about, man. 1427 00:50:27,088 --> 00:50:28,840 BOTH: Hey, hey, whoo, 1428 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,759 - whoo, hee, hee, yay! - The two Js? 1429 00:50:32,301 --> 00:50:34,428 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Excessive celebration. 1430 00:50:34,428 --> 00:50:35,721 - 15-yard penalty... - Fuck you, ref! 1431 00:50:36,138 --> 00:50:37,431 - ...enforced on the kickoff. - We don't give a fuck. 1432 00:50:37,431 --> 00:50:38,933 Underdoggs celebrate, get used to it. 1433 00:50:38,933 --> 00:50:40,518 We'll be back. Let's go! 1434 00:50:41,435 --> 00:50:42,937 Yo, Tre, shake that shit! 1435 00:50:42,937 --> 00:50:45,273 (MAKE WAY FOR THE KING BY OHANA BAM PLAYING) 1436 00:50:45,273 --> 00:50:46,899 - Yes, yes, go to the house! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1437 00:50:46,899 --> 00:50:48,401 Good shit! Yeah! 1438 00:50:48,985 --> 00:50:52,405 - ALL: Hey, hey, hey! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1439 00:50:52,405 --> 00:50:53,698 Eff your flag. Let's go! 1440 00:50:54,282 --> 00:50:55,449 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 1441 00:50:55,449 --> 00:50:56,868 Good block. Yes, sir! 1442 00:50:58,327 --> 00:50:59,662 Make the play. Go! 1443 00:50:59,662 --> 00:51:00,997 - Let's go! - REFEREE: Touchdown! 1444 00:51:00,997 --> 00:51:02,331 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 1445 00:51:02,331 --> 00:51:04,166 JAYCEN: To the house! To the house! 1446 00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:05,835 Great run, Gary. 1447 00:51:07,795 --> 00:51:08,796 TONY: This is my titty! 1448 00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:10,965 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Way to go, Tony! 1449 00:51:10,965 --> 00:51:12,717 REFEREE: Touchdown! JAYCEN: Fuck yeah! 1450 00:51:13,509 --> 00:51:16,762 That's what I'm talking about. Teamwork make a dream work. 1451 00:51:17,471 --> 00:51:19,056 (CROWD CHEERING) 1452 00:51:19,056 --> 00:51:20,766 Good shit, Superstar. 1453 00:51:20,766 --> 00:51:22,435 - GARY: Yeah! - Yeah, whatever. 1454 00:51:22,435 --> 00:51:23,978 You're still a washed-up loser. 1455 00:51:26,272 --> 00:51:27,315 CHERISE: Come here. 1456 00:51:27,315 --> 00:51:29,150 Come here! 1457 00:51:29,150 --> 00:51:32,069 I used to run track, you know, that's why you fast like that. 1458 00:51:32,069 --> 00:51:33,237 (LAUGHS) 1459 00:51:36,866 --> 00:51:38,993 (MERRY GO ROUND BY CHOC PLAYING) 1460 00:51:41,913 --> 00:51:44,165 DWAYNE: Good game today, Coach. Thanks for the ride. 1461 00:51:45,249 --> 00:51:46,250 This cool. 1462 00:51:46,834 --> 00:51:48,002 Thanks, Coach. 1463 00:51:48,002 --> 00:51:49,837 I'mma just pop up in here and cop 1464 00:51:49,837 --> 00:51:51,631 - me some new shoes real quick. - Me some new shoes real quick. 1465 00:51:53,007 --> 00:51:54,300 Man, no, you not. 1466 00:51:55,468 --> 00:51:57,553 Hmm. You know, when I was your age, 1467 00:51:58,095 --> 00:52:00,514 this store used to be 7-Eleven. 1468 00:52:00,514 --> 00:52:02,475 And every day the school bus dropped me off, 1469 00:52:02,475 --> 00:52:04,060 I race up in that mothafucker, 1470 00:52:04,060 --> 00:52:05,728 get me some Swishers or some condoms or whatever, 1471 00:52:06,395 --> 00:52:08,272 but I never actually bought anything. 1472 00:52:08,981 --> 00:52:10,775 I was just puttin' on a front, 1473 00:52:10,775 --> 00:52:13,152 so nobody'd see me walkin' home 1474 00:52:13,152 --> 00:52:14,779 to that trailer park around the corner. 1475 00:52:15,321 --> 00:52:16,447 (SCOFFS) 1476 00:52:16,447 --> 00:52:18,115 The trailer park around the corner? 1477 00:52:19,951 --> 00:52:21,202 Damn, I didn't even know that. 1478 00:52:21,202 --> 00:52:22,828 Come on, cuz, are you crazy? 1479 00:52:22,828 --> 00:52:24,372 You tell everybody on the team that you gonna 1480 00:52:24,372 --> 00:52:25,706 get you a new pair of shoes every day. 1481 00:52:27,041 --> 00:52:28,250 You think we don't recognize 1482 00:52:28,250 --> 00:52:29,877 when you never show up with none? 1483 00:52:31,462 --> 00:52:33,631 (SIGHS) All right, fine. 1484 00:52:34,507 --> 00:52:36,050 It's just... (SIGHS) 1485 00:52:36,926 --> 00:52:39,679 It's kinda embarrassing to be the brokest kid 1486 00:52:39,679 --> 00:52:41,639 on a team of broke-ass kids. 1487 00:52:41,639 --> 00:52:43,599 Ain't nothin' to be embarrassed about. 1488 00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:45,768 The best underdog stories 1489 00:52:46,352 --> 00:52:49,271 start out just like me and you. You feel me? 1490 00:52:51,565 --> 00:52:53,651 You used to live in a trailer park too? 1491 00:52:53,651 --> 00:52:55,903 Lot 4, unit C. 1492 00:52:57,071 --> 00:52:58,072 That was me. 1493 00:53:01,826 --> 00:53:02,827 All right, Coach. 1494 00:53:03,577 --> 00:53:05,204 You can just take me home. 1495 00:53:07,081 --> 00:53:08,499 (JAYCEN CHUCKLES) 1496 00:53:08,499 --> 00:53:10,459 Nah, think I got a better idea. 1497 00:53:10,459 --> 00:53:12,044 (EXCITING MUSIC PLAYS) 1498 00:53:12,044 --> 00:53:14,130 PLAYER 1: Set! Hut! KAREEM: Let's go, let's go. 1499 00:53:14,130 --> 00:53:15,339 Let's go, let's go, defense, lock up. 1500 00:53:16,674 --> 00:53:18,050 KAREEM: Defense! DWAYNE: Bingo! 1501 00:53:18,342 --> 00:53:21,303 Pick that shit up, Dwayne, to the mothafuckin' house! 1502 00:53:21,303 --> 00:53:22,638 - Yes! - Go! Go! Go! 1503 00:53:22,638 --> 00:53:23,723 JAYCEN: Yes! Yes! 1504 00:53:23,723 --> 00:53:24,807 - Yes! - Yeah! 1505 00:53:24,807 --> 00:53:25,891 Yes, way to go, Dwayne! 1506 00:53:25,891 --> 00:53:27,643 (EXCITING MUSIC CONTINUES) 1507 00:53:27,643 --> 00:53:29,353 Yeah! Pretty Boy! 1508 00:53:31,022 --> 00:53:32,857 Turns out, bein' an incredible 1509 00:53:32,857 --> 00:53:33,941 - role model... - Yeah! 1510 00:53:34,608 --> 00:53:36,569 ...well, that shit is easy as a mothafucker. 1511 00:53:36,569 --> 00:53:38,738 Just be real about who you are, 1512 00:53:38,738 --> 00:53:41,449 and suddenly all of them kids you inspired, 1513 00:53:41,449 --> 00:53:43,534 they gonna show the world who they really be. 1514 00:53:43,534 --> 00:53:44,660 MAN: Tony? 1515 00:53:46,370 --> 00:53:48,164 Mom, Dad. 1516 00:53:48,164 --> 00:53:49,540 What are you guys doing here? 1517 00:53:49,540 --> 00:53:51,542 We just got a call from a man named Jaycen. 1518 00:53:51,542 --> 00:53:54,086 He said he was your coach and that you had a game today? 1519 00:53:59,341 --> 00:54:00,509 Fuck it. 1520 00:54:00,926 --> 00:54:02,344 I haven't been going to Mathletes practice, okay? 1521 00:54:02,344 --> 00:54:04,305 I never even signed up for that stupid club. 1522 00:54:04,847 --> 00:54:05,931 I play football. 1523 00:54:05,931 --> 00:54:07,266 I love football. 1524 00:54:07,266 --> 00:54:08,934 I'm actually pretty good at it. 1525 00:54:08,934 --> 00:54:11,395 Even though I still fumble, which I'm improving on, 1526 00:54:11,395 --> 00:54:13,064 especially if I imagine the ball is a titty. 1527 00:54:15,066 --> 00:54:17,068 I know you're super mad at me right now, 1528 00:54:17,068 --> 00:54:19,278 but if you could just not be and let me play, 1529 00:54:19,278 --> 00:54:21,113 that would be really dope, okay? 1530 00:54:23,324 --> 00:54:25,659 Are you still gonna get straight A's in school? 1531 00:54:26,786 --> 00:54:27,787 Yeah. 1532 00:54:31,540 --> 00:54:33,876 Okay. Have fun. 1533 00:54:33,876 --> 00:54:35,419 (ALL CHUCKLE) 1534 00:54:36,962 --> 00:54:38,506 JAYCEN: Inspired not to be little bitches 1535 00:54:38,506 --> 00:54:40,174 in front of their parents. 1536 00:54:40,174 --> 00:54:43,302 Does his jersey say "Titties"? 1537 00:54:43,302 --> 00:54:44,386 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1538 00:54:44,804 --> 00:54:46,222 JAYCEN: Inspired to shock the world. 1539 00:54:46,222 --> 00:54:47,807 PLAYER: Set! Hut! 1540 00:54:47,807 --> 00:54:49,809 JAYCEN: Let's go, defense. Let's go! 1541 00:54:50,684 --> 00:54:51,811 (GRUNTS) 1542 00:54:51,811 --> 00:54:53,145 Yes! Way to go, Ghost! 1543 00:54:53,729 --> 00:54:55,314 Go! Hit that shit! 1544 00:54:55,314 --> 00:54:57,233 - (GRUNTS) - Yes! Good shit! 1545 00:54:58,442 --> 00:54:59,777 Make the play! 1546 00:54:59,777 --> 00:55:01,987 - Hit it, Ghost! - (GRUNTS) 1547 00:55:01,987 --> 00:55:03,531 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Yes! 1548 00:55:03,531 --> 00:55:05,241 - (TEAM CHEERING) - (PLAYER GROANING) 1549 00:55:06,325 --> 00:55:07,660 - (CHEERING STOPS) - WOMAN: Get outta here! 1550 00:55:12,957 --> 00:55:15,209 - She's a girl! (SCREAMS) - She's a girl. 1551 00:55:15,209 --> 00:55:16,544 (CHERISE AND ESA LAUGH EXCITEDLY) 1552 00:55:16,544 --> 00:55:18,212 Oh, shit! 1553 00:55:18,212 --> 00:55:19,380 Fantastic. 1554 00:55:19,380 --> 00:55:21,006 ESA: Gary! I love you, baby, 1555 00:55:21,006 --> 00:55:23,717 but Momma's got a new favorite player. Yes, ma'am! 1556 00:55:23,717 --> 00:55:25,469 (CHERISE AND ESA SQUEAL) 1557 00:55:25,469 --> 00:55:28,013 You can let your hair down now, baby girl. 1558 00:55:28,013 --> 00:55:29,431 TEAM: Yeah! 1559 00:55:29,431 --> 00:55:30,891 (TEAM CHEERS AND LAUGHS) 1560 00:55:32,810 --> 00:55:34,937 So, to all you selfish assholes out there, 1561 00:55:35,396 --> 00:55:36,605 just keep it real. 1562 00:55:36,605 --> 00:55:38,190 And if you do that, 1563 00:55:38,190 --> 00:55:40,484 then you can become an inspiration, 1564 00:55:41,193 --> 00:55:42,736 just like I did. 1565 00:55:42,736 --> 00:55:44,155 (FRIENDS & FAMILY BY THE ISLEY BROTHER PLAYING) 1566 00:55:44,155 --> 00:55:46,031 Break out the food and the drinks 1567 00:55:46,031 --> 00:55:48,742 - It's gonna be a party - Well 1568 00:55:48,742 --> 00:55:51,036 Turn up the music real loud 1569 00:55:51,036 --> 00:55:53,122 - Invite everybody - Well 1570 00:55:53,122 --> 00:55:55,833 Go right 'head and smoke and play some cards 1571 00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:58,169 - Just make yourself at home - Yeah 1572 00:55:58,169 --> 00:56:00,629 It's okay to take somebody's hand 1573 00:56:00,629 --> 00:56:03,340 And get your groove on 1574 00:56:03,340 --> 00:56:05,509 - We're all up in here - Woah 1575 00:56:05,509 --> 00:56:07,970 - Timing couldn't be better - Yeah 1576 00:56:07,970 --> 00:56:11,515 I love to see my people come together 1577 00:56:11,515 --> 00:56:14,226 - Talkin' 'bout friends - Yeah 1578 00:56:14,226 --> 00:56:17,021 - Friends - Oh, and family 1579 00:56:17,021 --> 00:56:20,608 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 1580 00:56:20,608 --> 00:56:23,235 I'm talkin' 'bout friends 1581 00:56:23,235 --> 00:56:26,655 Friends and family 1582 00:56:26,655 --> 00:56:30,826 - Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh - Oh 1583 00:56:30,826 --> 00:56:33,370 Now everyone is getting along 1584 00:56:33,370 --> 00:56:34,538 - Yeah - The feeling in here 1585 00:56:34,538 --> 00:56:36,332 - Is so awesome - Well 1586 00:56:36,332 --> 00:56:38,959 Why don't we just go on and call this party 1587 00:56:38,959 --> 00:56:41,587 - A world reunion? - Yeah 1588 00:56:41,587 --> 00:56:43,631 - We're all up in here - Woah-oh 1589 00:56:43,631 --> 00:56:44,924 Timing couldn't be better 1590 00:56:44,924 --> 00:56:46,675 JAYCEN: Here's my hot wheel collection. 1591 00:56:46,675 --> 00:56:48,010 CHERISE: Do you need to add a few more? 1592 00:56:48,010 --> 00:56:49,470 JAYCEN: Probably about five or six more. 1593 00:56:49,470 --> 00:56:51,722 - Yeah, I would say so. - (CHUCKLES) 1594 00:56:51,722 --> 00:56:53,015 - I was kidding. - Oh. 1595 00:56:54,183 --> 00:56:55,184 That... 1596 00:56:55,726 --> 00:56:56,894 Is that Big Shirley? 1597 00:56:56,894 --> 00:56:58,270 JAYCEN: Yeah, you know damn well 1598 00:56:58,270 --> 00:56:59,521 I wasn't gonna get rid of Big Shirley. 1599 00:56:59,521 --> 00:57:00,898 Wait, is it actually the same car 1600 00:57:00,898 --> 00:57:02,066 from high school or did you... 1601 00:57:02,524 --> 00:57:06,070 It is the exact same car that me and you used to... 1602 00:57:06,070 --> 00:57:07,488 Uh-huh. Yeah, I got it. 1603 00:57:07,488 --> 00:57:09,698 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1604 00:57:09,698 --> 00:57:11,909 So many memories in this car. 1605 00:57:11,909 --> 00:57:13,327 Oh, wow. 1606 00:57:13,327 --> 00:57:14,620 Cherise, do you realize 1607 00:57:14,620 --> 00:57:16,538 this is the first time in so many years 1608 00:57:16,538 --> 00:57:18,540 that me and you have actually been in a room alone? 1609 00:57:18,540 --> 00:57:20,584 Don't be nasty now. 1610 00:57:20,584 --> 00:57:21,877 I'm just saying. 1611 00:57:21,877 --> 00:57:24,046 We can finally talk. Get caught up. 1612 00:57:24,046 --> 00:57:26,465 Talk about the things you've been doing. 1613 00:57:27,216 --> 00:57:29,510 You know, places you've been. 1614 00:57:29,510 --> 00:57:32,304 The men you've been with after I broke up with you. 1615 00:57:33,597 --> 00:57:34,807 (CHUCKLES) 1616 00:57:34,807 --> 00:57:36,475 I still find it hilarious to this day 1617 00:57:36,475 --> 00:57:38,102 that you think you broke up with me. 1618 00:57:38,102 --> 00:57:39,186 'Cause I did. 1619 00:57:39,186 --> 00:57:40,562 You didn't though. 1620 00:57:40,562 --> 00:57:42,106 But, you know what, you're too much 1621 00:57:42,106 --> 00:57:44,233 of a insufferable egomaniac to admit it, so... 1622 00:57:44,233 --> 00:57:45,985 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 1623 00:57:45,985 --> 00:57:48,112 Okay. Hypothetically, 1624 00:57:48,112 --> 00:57:50,531 let's say if I was to say it for the first time, out loud, 1625 00:57:51,407 --> 00:57:53,742 that you did actually break up with me, 1626 00:57:54,743 --> 00:57:55,911 what would you say? 1627 00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,711 I'd say that was a really hard time for me. 1628 00:58:05,462 --> 00:58:06,714 I was so proud of you 1629 00:58:06,714 --> 00:58:08,465 and everything you accomplished, but 1630 00:58:09,591 --> 00:58:11,427 I had my own goals and dreams, 1631 00:58:11,427 --> 00:58:13,345 and I couldn't spend the rest of my life 1632 00:58:13,345 --> 00:58:14,972 being your plus-one. 1633 00:58:15,806 --> 00:58:17,641 And for the record, I told you all of that. 1634 00:58:18,559 --> 00:58:20,936 But all you just kept saying was, I was... 1635 00:58:22,646 --> 00:58:24,481 jealous of your shine. 1636 00:58:26,066 --> 00:58:27,776 Which was, you know, 1637 00:58:28,610 --> 00:58:29,653 hurtful. 1638 00:58:30,988 --> 00:58:32,614 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1639 00:58:32,614 --> 00:58:34,450 Hypothetically. (CLEARS THROAT) 1640 00:58:38,871 --> 00:58:40,372 Anyways, um, 1641 00:58:41,749 --> 00:58:43,417 I really should go check on the kids. 1642 00:58:48,881 --> 00:58:50,215 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1643 00:58:50,215 --> 00:58:51,383 DWAYNE: Hold on, watch this, watch this. 1644 00:58:51,383 --> 00:58:53,010 GARY: No, give me a second time. 1645 00:58:53,010 --> 00:58:55,012 One more time, one more time. One more time, one more. 1646 00:58:56,013 --> 00:58:57,056 (CHUCKLES) 1647 00:58:57,056 --> 00:58:58,515 Ayo, Ghost, do we have to, 1648 00:58:58,515 --> 00:58:59,975 like, not use words like "bitch" 1649 00:58:59,975 --> 00:59:01,393 - when we're around you? - DWAYNE: Dude. 1650 00:59:01,393 --> 00:59:02,728 Or "titties," I mean, 1651 00:59:02,728 --> 00:59:04,229 I gotta be able to say "titties," right? 1652 00:59:04,229 --> 00:59:06,106 Bro, you're making this so weird right now. 1653 00:59:06,106 --> 00:59:08,192 You're makin' it weird by sayin' I'm makin' it weird. 1654 00:59:08,192 --> 00:59:09,485 Yo, you are all making this weird. 1655 00:59:09,902 --> 00:59:12,196 So, stop being such bitches. Jeez. 1656 00:59:12,196 --> 00:59:13,989 - Who she say that to? - TONY: Whatever. 1657 00:59:13,989 --> 00:59:15,282 TRE: Man, nobody listens to her, for real. 1658 00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:17,743 GARY: Yo, what's she doing? 1659 00:59:19,536 --> 00:59:21,455 TONY: Bro, she's drinking. 1660 00:59:22,498 --> 00:59:23,707 GARY: No way! 1661 00:59:23,707 --> 00:59:25,042 She just drunk it. 1662 00:59:25,042 --> 00:59:26,752 She's gonna end up like Kareem, bro. 1663 00:59:26,752 --> 00:59:28,045 (BURPS) 1664 00:59:29,546 --> 00:59:30,881 (CHUCKLES) 1665 00:59:30,881 --> 00:59:31,965 What? 1666 00:59:33,675 --> 00:59:35,219 Say what? 1667 00:59:35,219 --> 00:59:37,012 (EXCITED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 1668 00:59:37,012 --> 00:59:39,390 (UPBEAT HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 1669 00:59:40,641 --> 00:59:41,809 (BOYS YELL) 1670 00:59:45,604 --> 00:59:46,814 (SHOUTING) 1671 00:59:47,981 --> 00:59:49,066 (ALL SHOUT) 1672 00:59:49,066 --> 00:59:50,984 (ALL CHANTING) 1673 00:59:58,742 --> 01:00:00,577 (SHOUTING) 1674 01:00:03,288 --> 01:00:05,958 Cherise, let me holla at you real quick. 1675 01:00:08,293 --> 01:00:09,711 Look, 1676 01:00:09,711 --> 01:00:11,547 I know this is probably coming way too late, 1677 01:00:12,297 --> 01:00:14,007 but, um, just so you know, 1678 01:00:14,633 --> 01:00:16,176 every girl I was with after you, 1679 01:00:16,176 --> 01:00:18,011 I thought about you the whole time. 1680 01:00:19,638 --> 01:00:21,765 (SMACKS LIPS, INHALES SHARPLY) 1681 01:00:21,765 --> 01:00:22,850 That's disturbing. 1682 01:00:22,850 --> 01:00:24,184 And a little flattering. 1683 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:25,727 No. 1684 01:00:25,727 --> 01:00:27,354 - (CHUCKLES) - Not even a little. 1685 01:00:27,938 --> 01:00:29,731 Nah, but, uh, either way, 1686 01:00:30,315 --> 01:00:31,316 I'm sorry. 1687 01:00:32,025 --> 01:00:34,611 For pushing you away and not supporting you. 1688 01:00:35,487 --> 01:00:36,780 For real. 1689 01:00:36,780 --> 01:00:37,865 Thank you. 1690 01:00:39,241 --> 01:00:40,451 Means a lot. 1691 01:00:44,746 --> 01:00:46,039 - Questions. - Mm-hmm. 1692 01:00:46,039 --> 01:00:47,416 Wha... Who is that? 1693 01:00:47,416 --> 01:00:48,876 That's Two-J's, what do you mean? 1694 01:00:48,876 --> 01:00:50,711 - (LAUGHS) - What? That's me, baby. 1695 01:00:50,711 --> 01:00:53,422 I mean, I don't remember the booty being like... 1696 01:00:53,422 --> 01:00:55,382 What, that's me, what are you talkin' about? 1697 01:00:55,382 --> 01:00:58,093 I mean, I wish. No, I mean... 1698 01:00:58,093 --> 01:00:59,553 You wish that my thing was like that? 1699 01:00:59,553 --> 01:01:01,763 (LAUGHS) No, I mean, I shouldn't even be... 1700 01:01:01,763 --> 01:01:02,848 Where are the kids? 1701 01:01:03,307 --> 01:01:05,058 GARY: Oh, I see a goldfish. 1702 01:01:05,058 --> 01:01:06,518 I'mma try and hit it. 1703 01:01:07,186 --> 01:01:09,730 DWAYNE: Yo, watch your aim! TRE: Oh, shit. My bad, bro. 1704 01:01:09,730 --> 01:01:11,190 Oh, my God! 1705 01:01:11,190 --> 01:01:12,691 (GHOST GASPS) 1706 01:01:12,691 --> 01:01:15,360 I know y'all not pissin' in my mothafuckin' pool 1707 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:16,862 with y'all little drunk asses. 1708 01:01:16,862 --> 01:01:19,323 Everybody out the pool. Now! 1709 01:01:19,323 --> 01:01:21,116 You heard what she said, get the fuck out my pool 1710 01:01:21,116 --> 01:01:22,534 - with your little drunk asses. - I saw you peeing. 1711 01:01:22,826 --> 01:01:24,912 You're all grounded. I expected way more. Way more. 1712 01:01:24,912 --> 01:01:26,788 Kareem, nigga, wake your ass up! 1713 01:01:26,788 --> 01:01:29,166 Ahhh! Sorry, Momma! 1714 01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:30,542 Cuz, the kids been drinkin'. 1715 01:01:31,168 --> 01:01:32,419 Come on, dawg, don't go there. 1716 01:01:32,419 --> 01:01:34,963 We used to dip our blunts in lighter fluid. 1717 01:01:34,963 --> 01:01:36,381 That's basically PCP. 1718 01:01:36,381 --> 01:01:37,633 Don't go there, talkin' 'bout "Kareem." 1719 01:01:38,342 --> 01:01:41,553 Their parents gonna whoop their ass anyway. 1720 01:01:41,553 --> 01:01:43,305 JAYCEN: I wanna dedicate this episode 1721 01:01:43,305 --> 01:01:45,224 to the Honorable Judge Tara. 1722 01:01:45,224 --> 01:01:47,184 - Fuck yeah! Way to go, baby. - (CROWD CHEERING) 1723 01:01:47,184 --> 01:01:48,685 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Who knew my calling 1724 01:01:48,685 --> 01:01:49,770 even before I did. 1725 01:01:49,770 --> 01:01:51,647 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1726 01:01:51,647 --> 01:01:53,065 Who would've thought 1727 01:01:53,524 --> 01:01:55,275 that pickin' up dog shit would be so enlightening. 1728 01:01:55,275 --> 01:01:56,652 Looks like that bus 1729 01:01:56,652 --> 01:01:57,945 knocked some sense into that head of yours. 1730 01:01:57,945 --> 01:01:59,530 JAYCEN: Yeah! Take 'em out! 1731 01:01:59,530 --> 01:02:00,948 Go! Go! 1732 01:02:00,948 --> 01:02:02,741 - Weak-ass coaches. - Damn it! 1733 01:02:02,741 --> 01:02:04,076 Yeah, nigga, fuck y'all, 1734 01:02:04,076 --> 01:02:05,202 Underdoggs, nigga, what's happenin'? 1735 01:02:05,869 --> 01:02:07,412 It's a beautiful day to see my brother, 1736 01:02:07,412 --> 01:02:09,122 Two-J's, drop his ego, 1737 01:02:09,122 --> 01:02:10,374 and commit to coaching 1738 01:02:10,958 --> 01:02:12,459 these little brothers and sisters like no other. 1739 01:02:12,459 --> 01:02:14,294 And today, we celebrate with our favorite food! 1740 01:02:14,294 --> 01:02:15,420 What we eatin', y'all? 1741 01:02:15,420 --> 01:02:17,714 TEAM: Raising Cane's! 1742 01:02:17,714 --> 01:02:19,341 So I wanna give a double shoutout 1743 01:02:19,341 --> 01:02:21,260 to my main man, Todd Graves, for makin' it happen. 1744 01:02:21,260 --> 01:02:23,470 The CEO, Todd, what's happenin', baby? 1745 01:02:23,470 --> 01:02:25,055 - Yeah! - (ALL CHEERING) 1746 01:02:25,806 --> 01:02:27,558 JAYCEN: The Underdoggs keep improving 1747 01:02:27,558 --> 01:02:28,850 and they keep on winning. 1748 01:02:28,850 --> 01:02:30,060 REFEREE: Touchdown! 1749 01:02:30,060 --> 01:02:31,228 JAYCEN: Celebrate, God damn it! 1750 01:02:31,228 --> 01:02:32,980 TONY: This is my titty! 1751 01:02:32,980 --> 01:02:35,440 JAYCEN: And Titties hasn't dropped the ball once. 1752 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:36,608 GARY: Dracarys! 1753 01:02:36,608 --> 01:02:37,818 JAYCEN: Check this out. 1754 01:02:38,443 --> 01:02:40,320 These little assholes have a bigger fanbase than me. 1755 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,322 (CHUCKLES) Can you believe that? 1756 01:02:42,322 --> 01:02:44,449 I mean, how desperate is this man for attention? 1757 01:02:44,449 --> 01:02:45,534 Maybe it's too much cannabis. 1758 01:02:46,034 --> 01:02:47,327 Clearly this is a PR stunt. 1759 01:02:47,327 --> 01:02:48,912 - Pop, pop, pop. - JAYCEN: Even the Two-J's 1760 01:02:48,912 --> 01:02:50,372 made a comeback. 1761 01:02:50,372 --> 01:02:51,915 I'm really feelin' the love, y'all. 1762 01:02:51,915 --> 01:02:53,208 CHIP: We're here for the love of the game, 1763 01:02:53,208 --> 01:02:54,585 not the love of ganja. 1764 01:02:54,585 --> 01:02:55,711 Put it down. 1765 01:02:56,169 --> 01:02:58,005 JAYCEN: Well, almost everyone. (CHUCKLES) 1766 01:02:58,005 --> 01:03:00,799 And our last win brings us not only to the championship, 1767 01:03:00,799 --> 01:03:02,718 but ironically, face to face 1768 01:03:02,718 --> 01:03:06,054 with that bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch, Chip Collins. 1769 01:03:06,054 --> 01:03:10,434 Which brings me to my next lesson for the kids, revenge. 1770 01:03:10,434 --> 01:03:11,852 (CHUCKLES) 1771 01:03:11,852 --> 01:03:13,353 Hashtag, 1772 01:03:13,353 --> 01:03:17,065 best mothafuckin' role model ever. 1773 01:03:17,858 --> 01:03:19,067 Now, how about that? 1774 01:03:20,569 --> 01:03:22,613 (KIDS CHUCKLING) 1775 01:03:22,613 --> 01:03:23,989 TRE: Hey, man. 1776 01:03:24,990 --> 01:03:26,158 Here, I got you. 1777 01:03:26,867 --> 01:03:28,118 GHOST: Hey, Tre, Tre. BOY: Pass it up. 1778 01:03:29,494 --> 01:03:30,662 - JAYCEN: Yo, Ghost. - Ghost, right here, 1779 01:03:30,662 --> 01:03:31,830 - right here. - Ball up! 1780 01:03:34,541 --> 01:03:36,710 - BOY: Ooh! - Damn! 1781 01:03:36,710 --> 01:03:39,087 God damn! Shit! 1782 01:03:39,504 --> 01:03:41,882 You just threw that thing like 40 yards, easy? 1783 01:03:41,882 --> 01:03:43,342 GHOST: And? JAYCEN: All right, y'all. 1784 01:03:43,342 --> 01:03:45,427 Warm up. Last practice before the championship. 1785 01:03:45,427 --> 01:03:47,679 - Let's get cracking! - Round up, hurry up! 1786 01:03:47,679 --> 01:03:49,097 Team momma, what's happening? 1787 01:03:49,097 --> 01:03:50,599 CHERISE: What's up? Ahh! 1788 01:03:50,599 --> 01:03:52,851 So, apparently, 1789 01:03:52,851 --> 01:03:55,520 Chip Collins has been talking a lot of shit about you 1790 01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:56,647 - on his show lately. - Don't tell me 1791 01:03:57,105 --> 01:03:58,482 you've been listening to that garbage, Cherise! 1792 01:03:58,482 --> 01:04:00,400 (CHUCKLES) I mean, what choice do I have? 1793 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,611 My favorite podcast got soft on me. 1794 01:04:02,611 --> 01:04:04,488 - (CHUCKLES) - Talking about unity 1795 01:04:04,488 --> 01:04:06,573 and working together. 1796 01:04:06,573 --> 01:04:08,241 Where else am I supposed to indulge 1797 01:04:08,241 --> 01:04:09,743 my guilty pleasure of listening 1798 01:04:09,743 --> 01:04:12,913 to some hot-shit asshole blow smoke every day? 1799 01:04:13,664 --> 01:04:15,874 Did I hear you say "favorite podcast"? 1800 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:18,168 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1801 01:04:18,168 --> 01:04:21,213 Yeah, hold on, let me take this call, Rise, real quick. 1802 01:04:21,213 --> 01:04:23,715 - Yo! - RYAN: Hey, there he is! 1803 01:04:23,715 --> 01:04:25,342 Number-one client on my call sheet. 1804 01:04:25,342 --> 01:04:26,635 Mm-hmm. 1805 01:04:26,968 --> 01:04:28,428 RYAN: Okay. So, you ready? I just got back 1806 01:04:28,428 --> 01:04:30,514 from deep sea fishing off the coast of Catalina 1807 01:04:30,514 --> 01:04:31,848 on Bob Iger's yacht, 1808 01:04:31,848 --> 01:04:33,100 and I'm sitting there talkin' 1809 01:04:33,725 --> 01:04:35,268 to my ex-roommate from Dartmouth, who happens to be 1810 01:04:35,268 --> 01:04:36,770 Rupert Murdoch's stepson, 1811 01:04:36,770 --> 01:04:38,438 the woke one though, don't worry. 1812 01:04:38,438 --> 01:04:41,858 He tells me that he is a big fan of yours, 1813 01:04:41,858 --> 01:04:43,527 and he's been following the thing 1814 01:04:43,527 --> 01:04:45,028 you're doing with those kids, the big dogs. 1815 01:04:45,028 --> 01:04:46,113 The Underdoggs. 1816 01:04:46,113 --> 01:04:47,572 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1817 01:04:47,572 --> 01:04:49,199 And he's, like, shaking up, man, 1818 01:04:49,199 --> 01:04:50,492 he's getting so misty-eyed 1819 01:04:50,492 --> 01:04:52,494 that he's telling me that it makes him 1820 01:04:52,494 --> 01:04:54,329 want to be a better role model. 1821 01:04:54,329 --> 01:04:55,622 - Damn, that's... - Hilarious. I know, 1822 01:04:55,622 --> 01:04:56,707 he's so full of shit. 1823 01:04:56,707 --> 01:04:58,041 The point is, he knows 1824 01:04:58,041 --> 01:04:59,918 your brand is fucking gold right now. 1825 01:04:59,918 --> 01:05:03,755 So, he had his team at Fox run the numbers, turns out, 1826 01:05:03,755 --> 01:05:06,717 more people like you than hate you now. 1827 01:05:06,717 --> 01:05:08,802 So, this guy is begging me 1828 01:05:08,802 --> 01:05:10,887 to do business with you, like, begging me. 1829 01:05:10,887 --> 01:05:12,431 Don't fuck with me, mothafucker, cuz, 1830 01:05:12,431 --> 01:05:13,515 don't fuck with me, cuz. 1831 01:05:13,515 --> 01:05:15,225 I fuck with you not. 1832 01:05:15,225 --> 01:05:16,518 You're ready for the kicker? 1833 01:05:17,144 --> 01:05:21,064 Fox Sports is offering you your very own weekly show. 1834 01:05:21,064 --> 01:05:23,024 I'm looking at the contract right now. 1835 01:05:23,024 --> 01:05:24,192 Finally, yes! 1836 01:05:24,192 --> 01:05:25,652 What did I tell you, bro? 1837 01:05:25,652 --> 01:05:27,863 America loves poor kids. 1838 01:05:27,863 --> 01:05:30,449 Let's go, baby! Let's go! 1839 01:05:30,449 --> 01:05:31,867 Yes! Yes! 1840 01:05:31,867 --> 01:05:33,493 KAREEM: Damn, bro, why you over here 1841 01:05:33,493 --> 01:05:34,661 Tiger Woods fist pumping? 1842 01:05:34,661 --> 01:05:36,121 JAYCEN: Aye, Kaufmoney. 1843 01:05:36,121 --> 01:05:37,372 Do you mind repeating what you just said? 1844 01:05:37,372 --> 01:05:39,291 Oh, I will repeat it. 1845 01:05:39,291 --> 01:05:41,042 Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings 1846 01:05:41,042 --> 01:05:43,503 is getting his very own show on Fox Sports this fall. 1847 01:05:43,503 --> 01:05:45,380 (ALL CHEERING) 1848 01:05:47,507 --> 01:05:49,468 That's amazing! 1849 01:05:49,468 --> 01:05:50,886 DWAYNE: That's what I'm talkin' about, man. 1850 01:05:50,886 --> 01:05:52,345 You better put my highlights on daily. 1851 01:05:52,345 --> 01:05:54,389 - (KIDS LAUGH) - Hey, so congrats, man. 1852 01:05:54,389 --> 01:05:56,099 Listen, it's all gonna move pretty fast, okay? 1853 01:05:56,099 --> 01:05:57,893 My assistant's emailing you right now. 1854 01:05:57,893 --> 01:06:00,145 They want you on Fox Sports this Sunday 1855 01:06:00,145 --> 01:06:01,772 to make the announcement and guest host. 1856 01:06:01,772 --> 01:06:03,398 - No, no, no... - DWAYNE: Game's on Sunday. 1857 01:06:03,690 --> 01:06:05,150 ...that shit ain't gonna work. Sunday not gonna work for me. 1858 01:06:05,150 --> 01:06:06,610 You gonna have to call 'em and reschedule that. 1859 01:06:06,610 --> 01:06:08,028 Hey, no, no, no, don't pull this, man. 1860 01:06:08,028 --> 01:06:09,196 You have any idea 1861 01:06:09,529 --> 01:06:10,864 how tough it was for me to convince them, 1862 01:06:10,864 --> 01:06:12,741 that you wouldn't pull any diva shit? 1863 01:06:12,741 --> 01:06:13,950 Look, the Underdoggs got 1864 01:06:14,242 --> 01:06:15,452 a championship game to win this Sunday. 1865 01:06:15,869 --> 01:06:17,537 No, I don't think you fuckin' understand, I don't care 1866 01:06:17,537 --> 01:06:19,748 if it's your mother's funeral. 1867 01:06:19,748 --> 01:06:22,167 Do you understand that? If you don't show up to set, 1868 01:06:22,167 --> 01:06:23,376 this is all over. 1869 01:06:23,376 --> 01:06:25,170 It's finished. Your credibility, 1870 01:06:25,170 --> 01:06:26,588 the show, all of it. 1871 01:06:28,423 --> 01:06:30,050 Do you get that? 1872 01:06:30,050 --> 01:06:31,843 Oh, hell nah, hang up or something. 1873 01:06:31,843 --> 01:06:33,386 BOY: Yo, cancel that. 1874 01:06:33,386 --> 01:06:34,888 - Let me call you back, Kauff. - Wait, wait, do not... 1875 01:06:34,888 --> 01:06:35,972 (HANGS UP) 1876 01:06:37,349 --> 01:06:38,809 BOY 2: That's our game, man. 1877 01:06:38,809 --> 01:06:40,018 BOY 3: We got a chance at the game. 1878 01:06:40,018 --> 01:06:41,186 BOY 4: Don't do this to us. 1879 01:06:41,186 --> 01:06:42,229 We got the championship game, man. 1880 01:06:42,229 --> 01:06:43,647 - Jaycen? - What? 1881 01:06:45,065 --> 01:06:47,108 You're gonna screw us over like every other coach. 1882 01:06:47,108 --> 01:06:48,276 That's what. 1883 01:06:48,276 --> 01:06:49,861 Another one. 1884 01:06:49,861 --> 01:06:51,279 This is bullshit. 1885 01:06:51,279 --> 01:06:52,572 Come on, man, y'all gotta just let me think, man. 1886 01:06:52,572 --> 01:06:54,282 About what? Leaving us? 1887 01:06:54,282 --> 01:06:55,742 About my life, dawg. 1888 01:06:56,284 --> 01:06:57,494 I've been out here coaching y'all, 1889 01:06:57,953 --> 01:06:59,663 but this phone call I got is what I've been waitin' on. 1890 01:06:59,663 --> 01:07:01,414 What you expect me to do? 1891 01:07:01,414 --> 01:07:04,292 I've been out here livin' this basic-ass retirement life. 1892 01:07:04,292 --> 01:07:05,961 - I'm sick of that shit. - KAREEM: Damn. 1893 01:07:05,961 --> 01:07:07,337 I'm sorry. I ain't realize 1894 01:07:07,337 --> 01:07:08,505 it was making you miserable 1895 01:07:08,505 --> 01:07:09,923 hanging around basic-ass people. 1896 01:07:09,923 --> 01:07:11,383 Man, that ain't what I said. 1897 01:07:11,383 --> 01:07:13,385 No, that's exactly what you said. 1898 01:07:13,385 --> 01:07:15,554 What, y'all bein' real fucking selfish right now. 1899 01:07:15,554 --> 01:07:16,680 BOY 1: Yeah. 1900 01:07:18,098 --> 01:07:19,850 This is my dream come true right here. 1901 01:07:22,310 --> 01:07:23,311 BOY 4: Damn. 1902 01:07:25,272 --> 01:07:26,523 Man, forget this. 1903 01:07:26,523 --> 01:07:27,732 Like that? For real? 1904 01:07:28,358 --> 01:07:29,860 After all I did for these kids, 1905 01:07:29,860 --> 01:07:31,236 that's how y'all gonna do me? 1906 01:07:31,236 --> 01:07:32,696 Y'all gonna let these ungrateful kids 1907 01:07:32,696 --> 01:07:34,114 do me like this? 1908 01:07:34,114 --> 01:07:35,782 BOY 4: How you gonna do us like that? 1909 01:07:36,366 --> 01:07:37,450 There you go. 1910 01:07:37,951 --> 01:07:39,369 That's the JJ I know. 1911 01:07:40,036 --> 01:07:41,788 You know, for a second... 1912 01:07:43,790 --> 01:07:45,834 I actually thought you wanted to help them. 1913 01:07:46,835 --> 01:07:48,086 Just for a second. 1914 01:07:49,087 --> 01:07:50,589 I feel stupid. 1915 01:07:50,589 --> 01:07:52,757 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1916 01:07:52,757 --> 01:07:54,301 KAREEM: Damn, cuz. 1917 01:07:54,301 --> 01:07:57,637 Emilio Estevez gonna be real disappointed. 1918 01:08:02,684 --> 01:08:03,852 (SIGHS) 1919 01:08:08,273 --> 01:08:10,400 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES) 1920 01:08:12,527 --> 01:08:13,528 Fuck. 1921 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,376 Tre! Tre! 1922 01:08:28,376 --> 01:08:30,545 Hey, Tre! Hey! 1923 01:08:30,545 --> 01:08:31,796 It's okay. 1924 01:08:32,422 --> 01:08:34,299 (TRE CRYING) 1925 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:39,512 Yo, Coach! I'm not crazy. Right? Right? 1926 01:08:39,512 --> 01:08:41,640 I mean, ever since you Jedi mind-tricked me 1927 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,850 with all that poor-ass couch and kid talk, 1928 01:08:43,850 --> 01:08:46,186 I've been nothing but a positive role model 1929 01:08:46,186 --> 01:08:47,520 to them kids, man. 1930 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:48,939 And now my shit blowin' up, 1931 01:08:49,606 --> 01:08:51,191 they want me to stop what I'm doin', 1932 01:08:51,191 --> 01:08:53,193 continue doin' what I'm doin' with them 1933 01:08:53,193 --> 01:08:54,486 and put my shit on pause. 1934 01:08:54,486 --> 01:08:56,071 What the fuck kinda shit is that? 1935 01:08:56,780 --> 01:08:59,240 Listen, man, I'm sorry, Jaycen. 1936 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,034 I mean, it's been a long day for me. 1937 01:09:01,034 --> 01:09:03,453 But I gotta get home to my family. 1938 01:09:04,245 --> 01:09:05,956 - You'll figure it out. - Come on. 1939 01:09:05,956 --> 01:09:07,207 Family, Coach? 1940 01:09:07,207 --> 01:09:08,625 Hey, feel free to use that couch. 1941 01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:09,751 Fuck that couch! 1942 01:09:11,169 --> 01:09:12,295 (SIGHS) 1943 01:09:12,879 --> 01:09:14,422 Damn, Jaycen. 1944 01:09:17,968 --> 01:09:19,886 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1945 01:09:25,266 --> 01:09:26,977 ANNOUNCER: Everybody, welcome to 1946 01:09:26,977 --> 01:09:29,270 the Long Beach Youth Football League Championship. 1947 01:09:29,688 --> 01:09:31,064 Once again, we have 1948 01:09:31,064 --> 01:09:32,399 the undefeated Colonels looking to... 1949 01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:35,235 Punish them for their sins. 1950 01:09:35,235 --> 01:09:36,653 COLONELS: Sinners! 1951 01:09:36,653 --> 01:09:38,321 - Slit their throats. - COLONELS: Throats! 1952 01:09:38,738 --> 01:09:41,199 CHIP: And what do men do? COLONELS: Dominate! 1953 01:09:41,199 --> 01:09:42,826 - And what do men do? - Dominate! 1954 01:09:42,826 --> 01:09:44,035 CHIP: Heads on spikes! 1955 01:09:44,619 --> 01:09:46,454 Yo, is it just me or do they look like they got bigger? 1956 01:09:46,454 --> 01:09:48,248 - Heads on spikes! - Heads on spikes! 1957 01:09:48,248 --> 01:09:49,624 Heads on spikes! 1958 01:09:49,958 --> 01:09:51,584 Okay, bring it in for a prayer, guys. Come on in. 1959 01:09:51,584 --> 01:09:54,004 All right, all right, y'all, hey, y'all, gather around. 1960 01:09:54,004 --> 01:09:56,172 Let's gather around. Let's get it together. 1961 01:09:56,172 --> 01:09:57,799 (CLEARS THROAT) Okay, now kids. 1962 01:09:57,799 --> 01:09:59,551 I know y'all haven't had 1963 01:10:00,051 --> 01:10:02,345 the best choices of coaches at this point. 1964 01:10:02,804 --> 01:10:05,015 But I just wanna thank you little mothafuckers 1965 01:10:05,015 --> 01:10:06,558 (VOICE CRACKS) from the bottom of my heart 1966 01:10:07,100 --> 01:10:08,685 for accepting me 1967 01:10:08,685 --> 01:10:11,646 and lettin' me be y'all coach at this... (VOICE BREAKS) 1968 01:10:12,939 --> 01:10:14,357 I'm gettin' emotional. 1969 01:10:14,357 --> 01:10:15,734 Kareem, don't do it. 1970 01:10:15,734 --> 01:10:18,111 Kareem, get yourself together. Kareem. 1971 01:10:18,111 --> 01:10:19,654 - Breathe. - CHERISE: It's okay, Kareem. 1972 01:10:20,155 --> 01:10:22,532 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1973 01:10:22,532 --> 01:10:23,992 CURT: Welcome to Fox Football Sunday. 1974 01:10:23,992 --> 01:10:26,077 I'm Curt Menefee, alongside Terry Bradshaw, 1975 01:10:26,077 --> 01:10:28,204 Michael Strahan, Howie Long, 1976 01:10:28,204 --> 01:10:30,498 and joining us as a guest host for the week 1977 01:10:30,498 --> 01:10:32,292 is a man who really needs no introduction. 1978 01:10:32,292 --> 01:10:34,127 Always going above and beyond 1979 01:10:34,127 --> 01:10:35,962 the call of community service, 1980 01:10:35,962 --> 01:10:38,006 he's captured the hearts and the minds 1981 01:10:38,006 --> 01:10:39,924 of the entire sports world, 1982 01:10:39,924 --> 01:10:41,551 inspiring us all, 1983 01:10:41,551 --> 01:10:44,179 forming a bond with these incredible kids 1984 01:10:44,179 --> 01:10:45,638 that can never be broken. 1985 01:10:45,638 --> 01:10:47,390 Here at Fox Sports, 1986 01:10:47,390 --> 01:10:50,143 we consider ourselves a family, 1987 01:10:50,143 --> 01:10:51,895 and we couldn't be more excited 1988 01:10:51,895 --> 01:10:54,272 to welcome into our Fox family, 1989 01:10:54,272 --> 01:10:57,025 not just one of the greatest players of all time, 1990 01:10:57,025 --> 01:10:58,693 but one of the best people. 1991 01:10:58,693 --> 01:11:01,613 Ladies and Gentlemen, the new host of FS1's 1992 01:11:01,613 --> 01:11:03,907 You Don't Want That Smoke with Jaycen Jennings, 1993 01:11:03,907 --> 01:11:06,951 the one and only Jaycen Jennings. Welcome, JJ. 1994 01:11:06,951 --> 01:11:08,286 - Yeah. - Welcome. 1995 01:11:08,286 --> 01:11:10,163 Two-J's! Welcome to the Fox Family, man. 1996 01:11:12,665 --> 01:11:13,708 (SIGHS) 1997 01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:15,794 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1998 01:11:22,425 --> 01:11:23,802 I gotta get home to my family. 1999 01:11:24,344 --> 01:11:25,345 Family. 2000 01:11:26,012 --> 01:11:27,472 (CHUCKLES) Family. 2001 01:11:32,310 --> 01:11:33,978 I gotta piss. I'll be right back. 2002 01:11:38,525 --> 01:11:40,193 Hey, I told you we shouldn't hire him. 2003 01:11:40,193 --> 01:11:41,361 - I never liked his ass... - I told you. 2004 01:11:41,361 --> 01:11:42,445 ...when he played. 2005 01:11:42,445 --> 01:11:43,613 And I sure as hell 2006 01:11:43,613 --> 01:11:44,739 - don't like him now. - Right. 2007 01:11:45,198 --> 01:11:46,741 Why don't we take a quick, uh, commercial break? 2008 01:11:47,367 --> 01:11:48,535 Oh, that was all on camera 2009 01:11:48,535 --> 01:11:50,745 while we just said all that? (LAUGHS) 2010 01:11:52,247 --> 01:11:53,373 CHIP: Thank you, Father, so much 2011 01:11:53,373 --> 01:11:54,874 for inventing a hard plastic 2012 01:11:54,874 --> 01:11:57,127 that we can slam into our opponents' faces, 2013 01:11:57,127 --> 01:11:59,420 causing irreparable damage to their brains. 2014 01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:01,297 KAREEM: Now, I got a gang 2015 01:12:01,297 --> 01:12:03,800 of inspirational speeches for y'all, 2016 01:12:04,259 --> 01:12:05,969 to bring y'all together. 2017 01:12:05,969 --> 01:12:08,847 If I can find the mothafucker, they in my pocket somewhere. 2018 01:12:09,848 --> 01:12:12,934 Oh, shit. Oh, you don't need to see that. 2019 01:12:12,934 --> 01:12:14,352 There you are. 2020 01:12:15,019 --> 01:12:17,272 Vince Lombardi once said, 2021 01:12:17,772 --> 01:12:20,942 "The blood of a covenant is thicker than a bitch." 2022 01:12:20,942 --> 01:12:22,569 - (CHERISE GRUNTS) - Oh, oh, oh. 2023 01:12:22,569 --> 01:12:24,070 Sorry, Cherise. 2024 01:12:24,070 --> 01:12:26,656 No, Vince Lombardi once said, 2025 01:12:26,656 --> 01:12:28,658 -"The blood of a covenant..." - JAYCEN: "Of a covenant... 2026 01:12:30,994 --> 01:12:32,871 "is thicker than the water of the womb." 2027 01:12:32,871 --> 01:12:34,247 Damn, bro. 2028 01:12:34,789 --> 01:12:36,207 Actually, that wasn't Lombardi. 2029 01:12:36,207 --> 01:12:38,168 That was God. In the Bible. 2030 01:12:38,710 --> 01:12:40,211 He looks like a Black Princess Leia. 2031 01:12:40,628 --> 01:12:42,172 Gotta be hot in that fuckin' jacket. 2032 01:12:42,672 --> 01:12:43,715 Why are you even here? 2033 01:12:44,174 --> 01:12:46,009 Good question, Superstar. 2034 01:12:46,009 --> 01:12:48,595 I was in the midst of my triumphant television debut, 2035 01:12:48,595 --> 01:12:51,556 when all of a sudden I told America I had to take a piss. 2036 01:12:51,556 --> 01:12:52,724 But really, it was just an excuse 2037 01:12:52,724 --> 01:12:53,850 so I can get up outta there 2038 01:12:54,142 --> 01:12:55,435 and get down here and talk to you kids. 2039 01:12:55,435 --> 01:12:56,978 And why the hell would you do that? 2040 01:12:56,978 --> 01:12:59,189 Another excellent question, Titties. 2041 01:12:59,189 --> 01:13:00,398 Let me tell you why. 2042 01:13:01,191 --> 01:13:02,192 Family. 2043 01:13:03,234 --> 01:13:04,986 A word that a lot of people take for granted. 2044 01:13:05,987 --> 01:13:07,614 You know, some would say, "Who needs family 2045 01:13:07,614 --> 01:13:11,075 "when you got money, fame, and your own TV talk show?" 2046 01:13:11,618 --> 01:13:13,328 You know, I was at the pinnacle of my comeback 2047 01:13:14,162 --> 01:13:17,040 when gap-tooth wearin' ass Michael Strahan told me 2048 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,292 I was about to become a part of his family. 2049 01:13:20,126 --> 01:13:21,461 But you see, 2050 01:13:21,461 --> 01:13:23,171 he ain't a part of my family. 2051 01:13:23,755 --> 01:13:24,797 Y'all are. 2052 01:13:25,632 --> 01:13:27,217 That's what Coach Feis was tryna tell me 2053 01:13:27,217 --> 01:13:28,801 this whole damn time. 2054 01:13:28,801 --> 01:13:31,012 Was I needed to find my way back home 2055 01:13:31,554 --> 01:13:34,307 and get to my family. 2056 01:13:35,516 --> 01:13:37,018 Sorry I messed up. 2057 01:13:37,018 --> 01:13:38,394 Won't happen again. 2058 01:13:40,104 --> 01:13:41,231 So, what's up, family? 2059 01:13:41,231 --> 01:13:42,440 Anybody down to go whoop 2060 01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:44,067 on some bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2061 01:13:44,067 --> 01:13:45,902 and win a championship or what? 2062 01:13:45,902 --> 01:13:47,695 (HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 2063 01:13:54,619 --> 01:13:56,246 Fuck, let's get it! 2064 01:13:57,747 --> 01:13:59,207 Underdoggs, on me. 2065 01:13:59,207 --> 01:14:00,541 "Underdoggs" on three. 2066 01:14:00,541 --> 01:14:03,836 ALL: One, two, three, Underdoggs! 2067 01:14:05,004 --> 01:14:07,215 I could've never said a speech like that, J. 2068 01:14:07,215 --> 01:14:08,675 Where you going, cuz? 2069 01:14:09,467 --> 01:14:11,970 I need you on the sideline for this one, Coach. 2070 01:14:12,971 --> 01:14:16,391 Oh! "Assistant Coach Kareem"! 2071 01:14:16,391 --> 01:14:18,351 In Old English letters, just like you like it. 2072 01:14:18,351 --> 01:14:20,478 Momma! We made it! 2073 01:14:20,478 --> 01:14:22,355 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - (BOTH BARK) 2074 01:14:22,355 --> 01:14:23,690 Let's go! 2075 01:14:23,690 --> 01:14:24,983 - COLONELS PLAYER: Ready? - (COLONELS GRUNT) 2076 01:14:24,983 --> 01:14:27,151 God bless America. 2077 01:14:27,151 --> 01:14:28,528 God bless the Colonels. 2078 01:14:28,528 --> 01:14:31,489 God bless Long Beach, the nicer parts. 2079 01:14:31,948 --> 01:14:33,741 Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch! 2080 01:14:33,741 --> 01:14:34,909 - (CROWD CHEERING) - Let's go! 2081 01:14:35,743 --> 01:14:37,370 Let's go, Underdoggs! 2082 01:14:38,454 --> 01:14:39,539 Run that offense, Tre. 2083 01:14:39,539 --> 01:14:41,541 Down! Set! 2084 01:14:42,542 --> 01:14:43,584 (MIMICS BARKING) 2085 01:14:43,584 --> 01:14:44,669 Hut! 2086 01:14:44,669 --> 01:14:46,170 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2087 01:14:47,839 --> 01:14:50,174 - ESA: Come on, Gary! Get it! - (GARY ROARING) 2088 01:14:51,217 --> 01:14:52,760 Good block! Good fuckin' block! 2089 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,012 - TONY'S MOM: Yeah! Go, go, go! - JAYCEN: Hit that shit, Tony! 2090 01:14:54,012 --> 01:14:55,179 - Go! Go! - Ooh, ooh! 2091 01:14:55,179 --> 01:14:56,347 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2092 01:14:56,347 --> 01:14:58,516 - Yeah! Yes! - (ALL CHEERING) 2093 01:14:58,516 --> 01:14:59,934 - Way to go! Hell yeah! - Yeah! 2094 01:14:59,934 --> 01:15:01,060 That's what I'm talking about! 2095 01:15:01,060 --> 01:15:02,895 - CHERISE: Yes! - Ref! Carl! 2096 01:15:03,438 --> 01:15:05,481 - CARL: No touchdown. - What the fuck? 2097 01:15:06,524 --> 01:15:09,068 I got a holding on the offense. 2098 01:15:09,068 --> 01:15:10,695 That's a 10-yard penalty. 2099 01:15:12,405 --> 01:15:14,198 Replay, second down. 2100 01:15:14,198 --> 01:15:15,992 Ain't that the same mothafuckin' ref 2101 01:15:15,992 --> 01:15:18,077 that got knocked out the last time we played him? 2102 01:15:18,077 --> 01:15:19,537 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2103 01:15:19,537 --> 01:15:20,663 Hell yeah. 2104 01:15:22,623 --> 01:15:23,833 Aye, ref. 2105 01:15:24,208 --> 01:15:26,127 If you take that Slick Rick patch off your eye, 2106 01:15:26,127 --> 01:15:28,087 you'll see you made the wrong call. 2107 01:15:28,087 --> 01:15:29,589 Okay, that's what we like to see. 2108 01:15:29,589 --> 01:15:31,549 You lose an eye, the other one gets stronger. 2109 01:15:31,549 --> 01:15:33,509 COLONELS PLAYER: Go! JAYCEN: Lock up, lock up. 2110 01:15:33,509 --> 01:15:34,594 Defense! 2111 01:15:35,386 --> 01:15:36,554 CHIP: Oh, hey. 2112 01:15:36,554 --> 01:15:38,014 That's what I'm talkin' about. 2113 01:15:38,014 --> 01:15:40,016 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - CARL: Touchdown! 2114 01:15:40,016 --> 01:15:41,225 CHIP: Touchdown! 2115 01:15:41,225 --> 01:15:42,852 Justice is served. 2116 01:15:42,852 --> 01:15:44,354 CHERISE: Let's go, let's go, Underdoggs. 2117 01:15:44,354 --> 01:15:45,897 - Let's go. Let's go. - ESA: You're still in it. 2118 01:15:45,897 --> 01:15:46,981 COLONELS PLAYER: Set... 2119 01:15:46,981 --> 01:15:48,107 JAYCEN: Let's go, D. 2120 01:15:48,107 --> 01:15:49,275 Go! 2121 01:15:49,275 --> 01:15:50,777 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2122 01:15:51,778 --> 01:15:53,780 Let's go, let's go, defense, lock up, lock up! 2123 01:15:54,197 --> 01:15:55,239 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 2124 01:15:55,239 --> 01:15:56,366 GHOST: Yeah! CHERISE: Yes! 2125 01:15:56,366 --> 01:15:58,368 - Boom! - Yeah. Dick in the dirt! 2126 01:15:58,368 --> 01:16:00,244 CHIP: It's a lady, Timmy! 2127 01:16:00,244 --> 01:16:01,913 You want a lady to lay you on your back like that, 2128 01:16:01,913 --> 01:16:03,039 I'll take you to Vegas. 2129 01:16:03,498 --> 01:16:04,957 I got a personal foul. 2130 01:16:04,957 --> 01:16:06,292 - Unnecessary roughness. - CHERISE: It's a foul. 2131 01:16:06,292 --> 01:16:07,585 - CARL: On the defense. - Oh, come on. 2132 01:16:07,585 --> 01:16:08,920 KAREEM: Come on, man. CARL: Number 42. 2133 01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:10,463 That's some solid officiating, Carl. 2134 01:16:10,463 --> 01:16:12,173 These animals have been getting away 2135 01:16:12,173 --> 01:16:13,424 with murder all season. 2136 01:16:13,424 --> 01:16:14,675 CHERISE: Shake it off, guys! 2137 01:16:14,675 --> 01:16:16,052 (GHOST GRUNTS) 2138 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:19,764 - Hut! - (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2139 01:16:19,764 --> 01:16:21,557 Let's go, Tre. Pass, pass! 2140 01:16:21,557 --> 01:16:22,975 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2141 01:16:22,975 --> 01:16:24,811 That's holding on the offense. 2142 01:16:24,811 --> 01:16:26,145 No touchdown. 2143 01:16:26,145 --> 01:16:27,438 Get your ass back to the Footlocker. 2144 01:16:27,438 --> 01:16:28,689 COLONELS PLAYER: Go! 2145 01:16:29,107 --> 01:16:30,733 JAYCEN: Let's go, defense! Catch him, catch him! 2146 01:16:30,733 --> 01:16:31,818 Get the fuckin' ball! 2147 01:16:33,111 --> 01:16:35,154 - CHIP: Booyah! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2148 01:16:35,154 --> 01:16:37,407 CARL: Touchdown! CHIP: Touchdown! 2149 01:16:39,409 --> 01:16:40,618 (CROWD CHEERS) 2150 01:16:40,618 --> 01:16:43,246 When God is on your side, you cannot fail. 2151 01:16:43,871 --> 01:16:45,164 Hut! 2152 01:16:45,164 --> 01:16:46,249 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2153 01:16:46,249 --> 01:16:47,583 - CARL: Offsides. - Really? 2154 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:48,876 JAYCEN: Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass. 2155 01:16:48,876 --> 01:16:50,169 CHIP: What's going on over here? 2156 01:16:50,169 --> 01:16:51,462 - Personal foul... - PLAYER: Come on! 2157 01:16:51,462 --> 01:16:52,880 - ...roughing the passer. - Great call, ref. 2158 01:16:54,006 --> 01:16:55,633 JAYCEN: Red's on D, red's on D. 2159 01:16:55,633 --> 01:16:57,301 Lock up, lock up! 2160 01:16:57,301 --> 01:16:59,178 Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass! 2161 01:16:59,178 --> 01:17:00,847 - Pick that shit up! - CHERISE: Go, go, go! 2162 01:17:00,847 --> 01:17:02,515 - Yeah! - Good defense, Dwayne. 2163 01:17:02,515 --> 01:17:04,308 - Good, D. - Pass interference. 2164 01:17:04,308 --> 01:17:05,393 - Foul. - Oh, come on, 2165 01:17:05,393 --> 01:17:06,853 with the late-flag shit, ref. 2166 01:17:06,853 --> 01:17:07,937 I ain't even touch him. 2167 01:17:07,937 --> 01:17:09,272 JAYCEN: Go, go, get that shit. 2168 01:17:09,272 --> 01:17:10,481 (BLOWS WHISTLE) I got a false start. 2169 01:17:10,481 --> 01:17:11,816 - Come on. - CARL: Clipping. 2170 01:17:12,191 --> 01:17:13,401 - You're a ref for both sides! - CARL: Roughin' the passer. 2171 01:17:13,401 --> 01:17:14,569 Come on! 2172 01:17:14,569 --> 01:17:16,112 That one eye's working overtime. 2173 01:17:16,112 --> 01:17:17,530 CARL: No touchdown. 2174 01:17:17,530 --> 01:17:19,490 Automatic first down. 2175 01:17:19,490 --> 01:17:22,452 That's the type of officiating we like. Keep it up. 2176 01:17:22,452 --> 01:17:24,120 How much you pay the ref, Chip? 2177 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,496 (HALFTIME WHISTLE BLOWS) 2178 01:17:32,044 --> 01:17:33,045 Listen up. 2179 01:17:33,838 --> 01:17:34,964 I ain't gonna hold you. 2180 01:17:37,175 --> 01:17:38,342 We in a tough spot. 2181 01:17:38,843 --> 01:17:40,595 How we gonna win if they keep calling stuff against us? 2182 01:17:40,595 --> 01:17:42,972 It's like the Battle of the Bastards out there. 2183 01:17:42,972 --> 01:17:44,557 They're hate-fucking us, bro. 2184 01:17:44,557 --> 01:17:46,142 All up and down the field. 2185 01:17:46,142 --> 01:17:47,727 Hard. Right up the ass. 2186 01:17:55,776 --> 01:17:57,403 What are y'all bitchin' about? 2187 01:17:59,655 --> 01:18:02,283 Is this the first time we had shit workin' against us? 2188 01:18:03,159 --> 01:18:04,452 Shit out of our control? 2189 01:18:06,204 --> 01:18:07,914 Man, we face that every day, 2190 01:18:07,914 --> 01:18:09,665 that's why we Underdoggs, ain't it? 2191 01:18:11,334 --> 01:18:13,711 We always playin' from behind. 2192 01:18:13,711 --> 01:18:16,255 We gotta work twice as hard to get half as far. 2193 01:18:17,507 --> 01:18:19,509 But the thing about the Underdoggs is, 2194 01:18:19,509 --> 01:18:21,552 we never fold, we never surrender. 2195 01:18:21,552 --> 01:18:22,970 When everybody count us out, 2196 01:18:22,970 --> 01:18:24,180 we believe in ourselves. 2197 01:18:24,597 --> 01:18:26,557 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYS) 2198 01:18:26,557 --> 01:18:28,392 So, let's embrace that shit. 2199 01:18:28,392 --> 01:18:29,685 Let's embrace who we are. 2200 01:18:31,103 --> 01:18:32,897 Let's go out there and shock the world. 2201 01:18:32,897 --> 01:18:34,232 Let's show everybody 2202 01:18:34,524 --> 01:18:35,650 what the mothafuckin' Underdoggs are made of. 2203 01:18:35,650 --> 01:18:36,943 Hell yeah! 2204 01:18:36,943 --> 01:18:39,028 PLAYERS: Yeah! 2205 01:18:40,530 --> 01:18:41,906 TRE: Yeah, we got this, dawg. 2206 01:18:41,906 --> 01:18:43,282 (WHOOPING) 2207 01:18:43,282 --> 01:18:44,325 PLAYER: That's what I'm talkin' about. 2208 01:18:44,325 --> 01:18:45,826 Yo, Tre. Tre. 2209 01:18:49,163 --> 01:18:50,706 PLAYER 1: That's what's up, man. 2210 01:18:50,706 --> 01:18:52,959 PLAYER 2: Let's get dirty. PLAYERS: Yeah! 2211 01:18:52,959 --> 01:18:54,126 Yeah! 2212 01:18:54,126 --> 01:18:55,753 (ALL CHEERING) 2213 01:18:57,547 --> 01:18:59,757 Yeah, let's come out like I wanted to come out. 2214 01:18:59,757 --> 01:19:01,842 - (GRUNTS) - Let's go! Let's go! 2215 01:19:02,885 --> 01:19:05,304 Colonels, we're gonna keep on followin' our destiny. Okay? 2216 01:19:05,304 --> 01:19:06,639 We had some rough couple of moments. 2217 01:19:06,639 --> 01:19:08,099 - Right. - Matter of fact, you played 2218 01:19:08,099 --> 01:19:09,600 absolutely pathetically at certain points. 2219 01:19:10,017 --> 01:19:12,270 It's a miracle we're up 24-nothing. 2220 01:19:12,270 --> 01:19:13,521 I had a lot to do with that. 2221 01:19:13,521 --> 01:19:14,689 Sometimes I can make miracle... 2222 01:19:14,689 --> 01:19:16,065 JAYCEN: Yeah, let's fuckin' go! 2223 01:19:16,065 --> 01:19:17,108 - KAREEM: Yes, come on! - JAYCEN: Man up! 2224 01:19:17,108 --> 01:19:19,610 - JAYCEN: It's time for that theme song. New hair. New look. - PLAYER: Let's get it! 2225 01:19:19,610 --> 01:19:20,820 Oh, shit. What's this? 2226 01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:22,113 JAYCEN: There's some new ass to kick! 2227 01:19:22,113 --> 01:19:23,239 PLAYER 2: Doggs, go! JAYCEN: Let's go! 2228 01:19:23,239 --> 01:19:24,407 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYS) 2229 01:19:25,032 --> 01:19:26,075 UNDERDOGGS: (SINGING) Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2230 01:19:26,492 --> 01:19:30,871 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2231 01:19:30,871 --> 01:19:33,207 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2232 01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:35,710 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2233 01:19:35,710 --> 01:19:43,593 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2234 01:19:43,593 --> 01:19:45,303 Oh, very nice, Two-J's. 2235 01:19:45,303 --> 01:19:46,846 Love the language. 2236 01:19:46,846 --> 01:19:48,973 (HIP-HOP SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 2237 01:19:50,266 --> 01:19:51,434 Great jerseys, by the way. 2238 01:19:51,434 --> 01:19:53,644 What happened to the other ones? They get repo'd at halftime? 2239 01:19:53,978 --> 01:19:56,063 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2240 01:19:56,063 --> 01:20:00,818 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2241 01:20:01,485 --> 01:20:03,738 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2242 01:20:03,738 --> 01:20:05,072 - Little bitch-ass - Seem, uh... 2243 01:20:05,072 --> 01:20:06,449 - Punk-ass bitches - ...angry. 2244 01:20:06,449 --> 01:20:07,908 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2245 01:20:07,908 --> 01:20:09,285 Bitches! 2246 01:20:09,285 --> 01:20:10,328 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2247 01:20:10,328 --> 01:20:11,704 Why do they all seem so angry? 2248 01:20:11,704 --> 01:20:14,040 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2249 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:15,249 - Little bitch-ass - What's up with that? 2250 01:20:15,249 --> 01:20:16,792 - Punk-ass bitches - Whoo! 2251 01:20:16,792 --> 01:20:18,544 - Someone get me a 40! - JAYCEN: Go! Let's go! 2252 01:20:18,544 --> 01:20:20,546 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 2253 01:20:23,090 --> 01:20:24,175 Continue dominance, men. 2254 01:20:24,175 --> 01:20:25,426 Let's go! 2255 01:20:25,426 --> 01:20:26,886 CHIP: Squash 'em. 2256 01:20:28,262 --> 01:20:30,056 (COLONELS YELL IN UNISON) 2257 01:20:33,893 --> 01:20:35,144 CHERISE: Let's go! 2258 01:20:35,144 --> 01:20:36,479 ESA: Go! Go! CHERISE: Let's go! 2259 01:20:36,479 --> 01:20:37,647 Whoo! 2260 01:20:37,647 --> 01:20:40,483 Oh, shit! Go, go, get that shit! 2261 01:20:40,483 --> 01:20:42,276 KAREEM: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! CHIP: What's going on? 2262 01:20:42,276 --> 01:20:44,320 Put some hands on him. What's going on here? 2263 01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:45,821 WOMAN: Yeah! JAYCEN: Oh, good block! 2264 01:20:45,821 --> 01:20:47,156 Watch it! Red comin' in hot! 2265 01:20:47,156 --> 01:20:48,449 Spin on his ass, Tre. 2266 01:20:49,575 --> 01:20:50,660 Oh! 2267 01:20:51,952 --> 01:20:53,079 Yeah! 2268 01:20:53,079 --> 01:20:54,413 JAYCEN: All day, all the way, Tre! 2269 01:20:54,413 --> 01:20:56,874 - Go, go, go, go! Yes! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2270 01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:59,001 - TRE: Wassup! - Yeah! 2271 01:20:59,001 --> 01:21:00,127 Touchdown. 2272 01:21:01,087 --> 01:21:02,797 Hey, ref, where's the call? 2273 01:21:02,797 --> 01:21:03,923 You took care of the referee? 2274 01:21:04,507 --> 01:21:05,675 No, Killa and Skrilla did. 2275 01:21:05,675 --> 01:21:06,759 (BARKING) 2276 01:21:08,260 --> 01:21:09,720 (BOTH BARKING) 2277 01:21:11,180 --> 01:21:13,182 No holding? Illegal formation? 2278 01:21:13,182 --> 01:21:14,517 Wassup now, Chip? 2279 01:21:14,517 --> 01:21:16,644 - Come on, Carl! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2280 01:21:16,644 --> 01:21:18,229 JAYCEN: Let's go, D, lock up, let's go! 2281 01:21:18,229 --> 01:21:19,563 Pass, pass, pass. 2282 01:21:19,563 --> 01:21:20,940 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Yeah! 2283 01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:22,525 Good defense, Dwayne. Good, D. 2284 01:21:22,525 --> 01:21:24,026 Where's the call, huh? 2285 01:21:24,485 --> 01:21:25,486 Hut! 2286 01:21:26,987 --> 01:21:28,239 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - First down. 2287 01:21:28,239 --> 01:21:29,323 Hell yeah! 2288 01:21:29,740 --> 01:21:31,075 We got a chance, I can feel it. 2289 01:21:31,075 --> 01:21:32,576 COLONELS PLAYER: Go! JAYCEN: Red's on D! 2290 01:21:32,576 --> 01:21:33,953 Red's on D! 2291 01:21:33,953 --> 01:21:35,621 Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass! 2292 01:21:35,621 --> 01:21:37,540 - DWAYNE: Bingo! - Oh, shit! Good pick, Dwayne. 2293 01:21:38,124 --> 01:21:39,834 What the hell is going on here? 2294 01:21:39,834 --> 01:21:41,836 CHERISE: Go, go, go, go, go, go! 2295 01:21:41,836 --> 01:21:43,087 - CHIP: Stop him! - Yeah! 2296 01:21:43,087 --> 01:21:44,171 CHIP: Stop him! 2297 01:21:44,171 --> 01:21:46,173 Oh, Prime Time, Deion Sanders! 2298 01:21:46,549 --> 01:21:47,883 CARL: Touchdown! 2299 01:21:47,883 --> 01:21:49,844 Turn the fucking ball over and embarrass me, 2300 01:21:49,844 --> 01:21:51,345 you useless piece of shit. 2301 01:21:51,345 --> 01:21:53,180 Get your asses back to the sidelines. 2302 01:21:53,180 --> 01:21:54,849 JAYCEN: Come on, y'all, we runnin' outta time! 2303 01:21:54,849 --> 01:21:57,017 Go, go, go, get that shit! 2304 01:21:57,017 --> 01:21:58,394 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - CARL: Clipping. 2305 01:21:58,394 --> 01:21:59,478 On the defense. 2306 01:21:59,478 --> 01:22:01,313 What is happening right now? 2307 01:22:01,313 --> 01:22:03,023 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2308 01:22:03,023 --> 01:22:04,108 Down! 2309 01:22:05,276 --> 01:22:06,318 - Go, let's go! - Come on, Gary! 2310 01:22:06,318 --> 01:22:07,987 - Hut! - (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2311 01:22:07,987 --> 01:22:09,780 JAYCEN: Tony, hit that shit! CHERISE: Go! 2312 01:22:09,780 --> 01:22:10,906 (GARY ROARS) 2313 01:22:10,906 --> 01:22:12,533 - (TONY GRUNTS) - (CROWD SCREAMS) 2314 01:22:12,533 --> 01:22:15,244 - Touchdown. - Air Tony like a mothafucker! 2315 01:22:15,244 --> 01:22:16,662 This isn't cheerleading. 2316 01:22:16,662 --> 01:22:18,289 What is this, Cirque du Soleil? 2317 01:22:18,289 --> 01:22:19,457 - CARL: Touchdown. - That's our Tony! 2318 01:22:19,457 --> 01:22:21,041 - That's my son! - (BOTH LAUGHING) 2319 01:22:21,041 --> 01:22:22,877 You can't be jumping on top of each other like that. 2320 01:22:22,877 --> 01:22:24,128 What the hell? 2321 01:22:24,128 --> 01:22:25,504 We on your mothafuckin' ass now. 2322 01:22:25,504 --> 01:22:26,839 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2323 01:22:26,839 --> 01:22:29,133 I need one yard, first down, 2324 01:22:29,133 --> 01:22:31,010 and then you run out that goddamn clock. 2325 01:22:31,010 --> 01:22:32,219 Get that goddamn ball back! 2326 01:22:32,219 --> 01:22:33,512 - Defense! - Come on! 2327 01:22:33,512 --> 01:22:34,972 - Defense! - COLONELS PLAYER: Set! Hut! 2328 01:22:36,265 --> 01:22:37,308 CHIP: Let's go! 2329 01:22:37,308 --> 01:22:40,019 Come on, come on, come on, make the play, make the play, make the play! 2330 01:22:40,019 --> 01:22:40,978 KAREEM: Come on, come on, come on. 2331 01:22:40,978 --> 01:22:42,104 JAYCEN: Make the hit! 2332 01:22:43,189 --> 01:22:44,940 - Yeah! - You better, Ghost! 2333 01:22:45,483 --> 01:22:47,193 Oh, God damn it! 2334 01:22:47,985 --> 01:22:49,195 What is wrong with you? 2335 01:22:49,195 --> 01:22:51,030 I said do not fuck this up for me! 2336 01:22:51,030 --> 01:22:52,740 You just got dominated, bitch! 2337 01:22:52,740 --> 01:22:54,575 (CHEERING) 2338 01:22:54,575 --> 01:22:56,410 First down, Green Team. 2339 01:22:57,244 --> 01:22:59,622 Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go! 2340 01:22:59,622 --> 01:23:01,332 Good shit! Way to go! 2341 01:23:01,332 --> 01:23:02,792 Come on, y'all, gather around. 2342 01:23:09,882 --> 01:23:10,883 Man. 2343 01:23:11,884 --> 01:23:14,303 Twenty-five years ago, I was in this same situation. 2344 01:23:14,303 --> 01:23:15,429 Right. 2345 01:23:15,721 --> 01:23:18,224 Down by three, championship on the line, 2346 01:23:18,224 --> 01:23:19,934 and then bam! 2347 01:23:19,934 --> 01:23:21,310 Mothafuckin' miracle happen. 2348 01:23:21,769 --> 01:23:23,521 Talkin' about when you caught the Hail Mary in end zone? 2349 01:23:23,771 --> 01:23:25,231 Hell yeah, how you know about that play? 2350 01:23:25,231 --> 01:23:26,398 That shit way older than you. 2351 01:23:26,941 --> 01:23:28,400 Been watching me on YouTube, huh? 2352 01:23:28,984 --> 01:23:30,194 Guess I am your role model. 2353 01:23:30,194 --> 01:23:31,570 Bruh... 2354 01:23:31,570 --> 01:23:32,988 What y'all say, let's run that shit back? 2355 01:23:34,073 --> 01:23:35,950 - Yo, what about a trick play? - PLAYERS: Yeah. 2356 01:23:35,950 --> 01:23:37,409 I love a trick play. 2357 01:23:37,409 --> 01:23:39,161 PLAYER: Yeah. JAYCEN: Mm-hmm. 2358 01:23:39,161 --> 01:23:41,789 Yeah, I think it's time we pull out our secret weapon. 2359 01:23:41,789 --> 01:23:43,916 Great idea, Tony. Trick or treat, y'all. 2360 01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:45,584 "Underdoggs" on three. Underdoggs, on me. 2361 01:23:45,584 --> 01:23:47,461 - One, two, three, Underdoggs! - ALL: Underdoggs! 2362 01:23:47,461 --> 01:23:50,589 Let's go. Let's go! Run that shit, Tre! 2363 01:23:50,589 --> 01:23:52,716 What are you waiting for? Get the hell out there! 2364 01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:54,593 Let's go! Go! 2365 01:23:54,593 --> 01:23:56,178 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 2366 01:23:57,471 --> 01:23:59,139 Men, I need a stop here, and your life depends on it. 2367 01:23:59,139 --> 01:24:00,641 Come on, come on, pull this shit off. 2368 01:24:00,641 --> 01:24:02,434 - Come on! - ESA: Whoo! 2369 01:24:02,434 --> 01:24:04,270 - Let's go! - TRE: Down! 2370 01:24:04,270 --> 01:24:06,188 - Go Underdoggs! - Come on! 2371 01:24:06,188 --> 01:24:08,190 - TRE: Set! - Let's go, homie, let's go! 2372 01:24:08,941 --> 01:24:10,442 TRE: Ghost! 2373 01:24:12,444 --> 01:24:13,946 Wait, wait. What's goin' on over here? 2374 01:24:13,946 --> 01:24:15,406 JAYCEN: Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. 2375 01:24:15,406 --> 01:24:16,532 What's she doin' here? 2376 01:24:16,532 --> 01:24:17,908 Hold on, she doesn't play offense. 2377 01:24:17,908 --> 01:24:19,118 I don't trust her. 2378 01:24:19,410 --> 01:24:21,704 Eyes on her! That little girl's a psycho! 2379 01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:27,001 (MUSIC STOPS) 2380 01:24:28,252 --> 01:24:29,837 Winter is coming! 2381 01:24:29,837 --> 01:24:31,755 - Hut! Dracarys! - TRE: Hut! 2382 01:24:31,755 --> 01:24:33,382 - JAYCEN: Run it. Run it. - (GARY ROARING) 2383 01:24:33,382 --> 01:24:34,967 CHIP: What's going on here? 2384 01:24:36,218 --> 01:24:37,720 - Follow him! - TRE: I'm open! I'm open! 2385 01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:39,430 - He's gettin' the ball. - Run it, run it. 2386 01:24:39,430 --> 01:24:40,723 Lock him off, lock him off. 2387 01:24:40,723 --> 01:24:41,765 CHIP: She's passing to the midget! 2388 01:24:41,765 --> 01:24:43,309 Wait for it. Now! 2389 01:24:43,309 --> 01:24:44,768 Throw that bitch, Ghost! Let it go! 2390 01:24:44,768 --> 01:24:46,395 CHIP: What the f... Who's she throwing it to? 2391 01:24:50,858 --> 01:24:52,610 JAYCEN: America loves an underdog. 2392 01:24:52,610 --> 01:24:53,819 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2393 01:24:53,819 --> 01:24:55,070 The slept on. 2394 01:24:55,779 --> 01:24:56,906 The little guy. 2395 01:24:57,489 --> 01:24:59,867 The one no one believes can achieve greatness. 2396 01:24:59,867 --> 01:25:01,327 Good catch! Get to the house! 2397 01:25:01,327 --> 01:25:03,287 Tackle him! Tackle him! 2398 01:25:03,287 --> 01:25:05,247 JAYCEN: But you know what they love more? 2399 01:25:06,123 --> 01:25:07,333 Nothin'. 2400 01:25:07,333 --> 01:25:09,043 Because watchin' underdogs win 2401 01:25:09,752 --> 01:25:11,921 is some seriously inspiring shit. 2402 01:25:20,429 --> 01:25:21,555 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2403 01:25:22,264 --> 01:25:23,307 Fuck! 2404 01:25:23,307 --> 01:25:25,476 Yes! I did it! 2405 01:25:26,060 --> 01:25:27,603 I did it! 2406 01:25:28,103 --> 01:25:29,730 Oh, my... 2407 01:25:30,272 --> 01:25:31,732 - Tony. - (SOBS) 2408 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,779 Fuck! 2409 01:25:37,488 --> 01:25:40,199 JAYCEN: But watching them lose in devastating fashion... 2410 01:25:43,243 --> 01:25:44,495 It was right there. 2411 01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:51,335 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 2412 01:25:51,335 --> 01:25:52,419 You all right? 2413 01:25:56,173 --> 01:25:58,968 JAYCEN: Well, that shit turns out to be even more inspiring. 2414 01:26:01,053 --> 01:26:03,389 Aye, at least you held on to that titty. 2415 01:26:03,389 --> 01:26:04,765 (TRE CHUCKLES) 2416 01:26:10,604 --> 01:26:12,481 JAYCEN: Fuck the scoreboard. 2417 01:26:12,481 --> 01:26:15,150 Fuck the cheap-ass plastic trophy. 2418 01:26:15,150 --> 01:26:17,194 Fuck the bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2419 01:26:17,194 --> 01:26:18,821 that think they better than you. 2420 01:26:19,571 --> 01:26:20,823 Ain't nothin' to be sad about, Titties. 2421 01:26:20,823 --> 01:26:23,117 Y'all played y'all asses off today. 2422 01:26:23,117 --> 01:26:24,451 From the moment I came out here 2423 01:26:24,451 --> 01:26:26,245 as y'all coach till today, 2424 01:26:27,037 --> 01:26:28,372 y'all made me proud. 2425 01:26:28,914 --> 01:26:30,499 Y'all made me a different man. 2426 01:26:31,166 --> 01:26:32,209 I love y'all. 2427 01:26:32,835 --> 01:26:34,878 Keep your head up. Come on, your family wanna see you. 2428 01:26:34,878 --> 01:26:36,422 - Let's go. - (CROWD CHEERING) 2429 01:26:36,839 --> 01:26:38,465 One little bullshit - ass setback ain't nothin' 2430 01:26:38,465 --> 01:26:40,759 after a lifetime of bullshit-ass setbacks. 2431 01:26:40,759 --> 01:26:41,927 - That's all right, baby. - We love you! 2432 01:26:42,344 --> 01:26:43,637 Heads up, heads up! 2433 01:26:43,637 --> 01:26:44,722 It's okay! 2434 01:26:45,764 --> 01:26:46,807 Yeah. 2435 01:26:48,058 --> 01:26:49,059 Wow. 2436 01:26:49,518 --> 01:26:50,894 WOMAN: Put that chin up. 2437 01:26:50,894 --> 01:26:51,979 Way to go, superstar. 2438 01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:53,647 Superstar? 2439 01:26:54,148 --> 01:26:56,608 What can I say? I'm a Jedi mind-trickin' mothafucker. 2440 01:26:56,608 --> 01:26:58,027 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2441 01:26:58,027 --> 01:26:59,570 - Love you, Coach. - I love you too, son. 2442 01:26:59,570 --> 01:27:00,654 Go celebrate. 2443 01:27:01,030 --> 01:27:02,823 CHIP: Champions again! 2444 01:27:02,823 --> 01:27:04,867 Champions again! 2445 01:27:05,993 --> 01:27:07,745 (SIGHS) All right, y'all. 2446 01:27:07,745 --> 01:27:09,371 You know what's happenin'. We gotta go shake their hands, 2447 01:27:09,371 --> 01:27:11,790 - let's go. - (TEAM GROANING) 2448 01:27:11,790 --> 01:27:13,625 CHIP: Offense doesn't win championship! 2449 01:27:13,625 --> 01:27:15,335 Defense doesn't win championship! 2450 01:27:15,335 --> 01:27:17,838 - Coaching wins championships! - Yo, Coach. 2451 01:27:18,380 --> 01:27:19,631 Oh. 2452 01:27:20,424 --> 01:27:21,675 Good game. 2453 01:27:21,675 --> 01:27:23,469 (HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE PLAYING) 2454 01:27:24,428 --> 01:27:25,596 Thank you. Good game, Coach. 2455 01:27:26,764 --> 01:27:28,807 Got a talented group here. 2456 01:27:29,767 --> 01:27:31,810 Aye, but don't get it twisted though. 2457 01:27:31,810 --> 01:27:33,812 We gonna fuck you mothafuckers up next season. 2458 01:27:34,938 --> 01:27:36,023 No cap. 2459 01:27:36,023 --> 01:27:37,816 (TEAM CHEERING) 2460 01:27:40,861 --> 01:27:43,280 (HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE CONTINUES PLAYING) 2461 01:27:50,329 --> 01:27:52,122 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2462 01:27:54,166 --> 01:27:55,459 What if I... 2463 01:27:56,335 --> 01:27:58,378 told you, hypothetically... 2464 01:27:59,588 --> 01:28:00,756 I was really proud of you. 2465 01:28:01,924 --> 01:28:04,176 I would say you was feelin' me... 2466 01:28:04,676 --> 01:28:06,136 hypothetically, of course. 2467 01:28:06,136 --> 01:28:07,471 Right. 2468 01:28:07,471 --> 01:28:08,639 (CHERISE CHUCKLES) 2469 01:28:12,059 --> 01:28:13,227 You still smoke? 2470 01:28:18,023 --> 01:28:19,399 (CHERISE CHUCKLES) 2471 01:28:21,401 --> 01:28:23,237 JAYCEN: One defeat doesn't mean you're defeated. 2472 01:28:24,321 --> 01:28:26,281 That shit only makes an underdog hungrier. 2473 01:28:26,907 --> 01:28:30,327 Hungrier for the next opportunity to defy the odds 2474 01:28:30,327 --> 01:28:32,329 and come back stronger than ever. 2475 01:28:32,329 --> 01:28:33,413 Because, you see, 2476 01:28:33,789 --> 01:28:35,124 the true power of the underdog 2477 01:28:35,749 --> 01:28:38,585 is that they never let themselves be beat. 2478 01:28:39,670 --> 01:28:41,004 And at the end of the day, 2479 01:28:41,713 --> 01:28:43,507 right there is the definition 2480 01:28:44,133 --> 01:28:46,885 of ultimate mothafuckin' greatness. 2481 01:28:46,885 --> 01:28:49,012 (HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE CONTINUES PLAYING) 2482 01:29:04,111 --> 01:29:06,113 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 2483 01:31:33,468 --> 01:31:35,429 (CAPTIVATING MUSIC PLAYING) 2484 01:33:09,940 --> 01:33:12,025 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 2485 01:34:10,417 --> 01:34:12,377 (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) 2486 01:35:05,222 --> 01:35:11,770 (LAIDBACK HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 2487 01:35:12,770 --> 01:35:32,770 {\an8}Uploaded by Vegamovies.To | Visit & Support 181942