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Anyway, I'm not....
I'm not gonna do that again.
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That's a good one.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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So listen, I have something
that I think I should tell you.
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Okay.
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It's kind of weird, and I hope you don't
mind that I haven't told you yet, it's just--
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Well, I mean, look,
really, I'm telling you now...
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...because I have had
a really nice time tonight.
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I like you.
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You do?
Yeah.
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That is weird.
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[LAUGHS]
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I just.... I mean, I'd like to, you know,
do this again.
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Really?
Yeah.
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So do I. I'd love to see you again.
Yeah.
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That-- Wow.
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That's nice, because you're telling me
in the middle of the date.
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Is that what you wanted to tell me?
No.
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No, that's why I wanna tell you
what I'm going to tell you.
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Please, go ahead.
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Well.... Oh.
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I have a kid.
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You do?
Yeah.
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And it's just weird to tell someone that
when you first meet them.
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Guys can get really weird about it.
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No, no, no.
It's okay, it's okay.
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I get why somebody
would be weird about it.
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I do, but, you know, I gotta say,
it's really hard to get to know somebody--
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Lisa, listen.
You know, when you don't--
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Listen, you have a kid. That's great.
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I mean, what do you have, how old?
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He's a boy. His name is Jack.
He's 6 years old.
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Really, 6 years old?
Yeah.
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So, what, kindergarten, first grade?
First grade.
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That's a great age.
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That's such a great time.
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Wow, you....
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You're just being so great about this.
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Well, listen, I, uh.... I guess....
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This is really funny because
I have something to tell you too.
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Yeah? What? What's that?
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Well, I, uh-- I have two kids.
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You do?
Yeah, I've got two girls.
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Lilly, 9 years old, and Jane is 4.
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It's hilarious...
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...because all night we've been not telling
each other something and it was the same--
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I just don't think
I can take this on right now.
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[SIGHS]
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A guy with.... A guy with kids?
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Yeah, I just....
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Wow, that's a lot.
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[STAMMERING]
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But, uh....
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Yeah, that's kind of a bummer.
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It's a bummer?
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Well, I guess I thought you....
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[IAN LLOYD'S "BROTHER LOUIE"
PLAYING]
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, you're gonna cry
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, you're gonna die
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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[SIGHS]
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And so the squirrel and the dog
waited for the bus.
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And they waited and waited.
The bus must've been delayed...
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...because it was taking a very long time.
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And they just waited
and they waited for the bus.
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LILLY:
Daddy, this story is boring.
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Shh. It's supposed to be boring.
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I'm trying to put you to sleep,
that's why it's boring.
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And so they waited for the bus
and then an old woman came along...
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...and she sat on the bench too...
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...and then she waited for the bus
and they all waited for the bus.
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LILLY: Daddy, this story is so boring
that it's keeping me awake.
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JANE:
Sing a song, Daddy.
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I sang already for a half an hour, girls.
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JANE: Please.
No, you have to get to sleep.
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JANE: No, sing a song.
I'm not gonna sing.
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I'm not gonna sing a song.
Just go to sleep. I'm tired.
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JANE: No, yes, you are.
LILLY: Sing a song.
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I'm not singing.
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JANE: Please.
Just go to sleep.
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JANE:
No, sing.
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[SIGHS]
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JANE:
Sing.
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[GIRLS CRYING]
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Are you seriously crying
because I'm not gonna sing?
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[CRYING CONTINUES]
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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Putting the kids to bed is torture.
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That's the hardest thing in the world to do.
They don't wanna sleep.
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It's important that they sleep, otherwise
they're just pieces of shit the next day.
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I want to sleep. I just wanna stop them,
I want it to stop.
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I love my kids, but at the end of the day,
I got nothing left...
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...and they're laying there
like Clockwork Orange.
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They have no interest in going to sleep.
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I just wanna stop
their ceaseless joy for life...
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...so I can watch Cash Cab
and jack off and pass out.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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I want the joy and challenge
of ******* parenthood to end...
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...so I can go eat
all the ice cream in the freezer...
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...that they have no idea is there.
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And it would break their hearts if they knew
how much ice cream I keep in the house.
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It's like a restaurant.
It's a disgusting amount of ice cream.
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And it's not for them.
I never give them ice cream.
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It's mine.
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I wait till they're asleep...
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...and I eat it in their room
above their beds in the dark.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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That's right, it's mine.
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They won't fall asleep.
They say all sorts of cool stuff at night...
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...but I don't wanna hear it.
I want them to be asleep.
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The other night, I was like,
"They're asleep." Then I hear, "Daddy?
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Birds are like paintbrushes
that make colors in the sky."
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"Honey, shut your mouth right now.
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Just shut your goddamn mouth!
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I will kill a bird in front of you."
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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[SIGHS]
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Jesus.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Oh, shit, that's right.
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Karen, hi.
Hi.
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Hey, uh, ahem....
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I kind of forgot that I called you.
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Are you crying?
No. Hi.
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Are the girls asleep?
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Yeah, they just.... I just put them down.
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Well, I'm not gonna be long.
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I don't really have anywhere to go.
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So I just thought I could use the night out.
It's funny, I just forgot.
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All right, good night.
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[HORNS HONKING]
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, Karen. Ahem.
I got nowhere to go.
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Let me pay you like you've been here
for a couple hours.
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You can just go home, but--
Louie, please just get out of here.
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What?
Just go.
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You do this all the time,
you don't go anywhere.
145
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Well, why do you care?
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Because it's depressing.
It's just sad.
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You can't just be all by yourself
all the time.
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Look, Karen, thank you, but I'm okay.
I got the girls and I'm fine.
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You think the girls
don't know you're alone?
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Do you want to teach them
that a good man just has nobody?
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You have to be whole for them.
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Be with somebody
who's gonna care for you.
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A man needs that.
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It's none of my business, but I can't just
sit here and watch you waiting to die.
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I didn't realize I was--
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Please just get out of here
and try to get laid.
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Just have fun.
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Meet someone, you know?
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If you don't give a shit about yourself...
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...do it so the girls won't have
a depressing loser for a father.
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[SOBBING]
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Just go.
Okay, all right.
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I don't have anywhere to go, but I'll try.
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It's okay. Take it easy, okay?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
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I'm going out.
Bye.
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[SOBBING]
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But why don't you just--?
You're lying to me.
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Give me a chance.
If you're not gonna lie.
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You never let me say
what I have to say.
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Well, then tell me.
Do you always have to interrupt me?
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Because you are a liar.
Can I talk? Can I talk?
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Yes.
You're never gonna--
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Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Hi, how you doing?
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Are you, um...? Are you in the Army or...?
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I got nothing, man.
What was that?
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You know what? You gotta hang out
with those black comics.
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Those guys know how to get laid.
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Watch how they go after these chicks.
It's unbelievable.
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I'm not going to that club.
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Man, I know the doorman.
We get in real quick.
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Hey, what's up, ladies? How y'all doing?
So where we going tonight?
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Come on, we going to a club,
we going out? What's up?
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Let's go, let's go. Come on.
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What's your name, boo? Let's see, Lisa.
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Nick's right. You gotta be like that.
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You gotta be confident, black,
handsome, not boring.
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Don't wear that shirt.
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Hey, guys.
Oh, what's up, C.K.?
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Hey, man,
can I hang out with you tonight?
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[CHUCKLES]
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You want to hang out with us?
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Listen, man, I know that I'm older
and I don't really run at your speed and....
195
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You know how to do this whole thing
and I don't really know.
196
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So you wanna hang out with the brothers
so you can get some pussy, huh?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Never mind. Thanks anyway.
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No, no, no.
Come back, come back.
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You can hang with us.
We're gonna get you laid tonight.
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We got you.
Thank you.
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It's a big world, man.
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We gonna find you something.
All right.
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Ladies, this is Louie C.K.
He's gonna be hanging out with us tonight.
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Yeah. He's 40 years old.
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Oh, my God. Seriously?
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I'm actually 42. Yeah, I'm old.
208
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Let's go.
Okay.
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[HIP HOP MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Yo! What up, big cousin? All right.
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Pardon me. Get by you. Sorry about that.
212
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All right, excuse me. How you doing?
You look good, girl. My man, my man.
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Hey! What's up, dude?
All right, what's up?
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Come on, man. Damn.
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What's up, boy? Come on, man.
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[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY
OVER SPEAKERS]
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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[ALL CHEER]
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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[SCREAMING]
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[SIGHS]
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Live comedy, check it out.
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Who likes comedy?
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Hey, man.
What's up, bro?
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How you doing?
How's it going?
229
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Got a crowd in there?
Pfft. Crowd's like 12 drunks.
230
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There's an Israeli couple
making out in the back.
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Wanna do some time?
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Can I do five minutes?
Yeah.
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Thanks.
Yeah.
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I got divorced about a year ago
and it's kind of--
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You know, divorce is not--
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It's like being free, but on the other end
of a long prison term.
237
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So it's like they just give you
your old suit back...
238
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...that you wore at court
when you got convicted.
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You get a little paper bag
with what shit you had in your pockets.
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They give you about $8
and drop you off at the bus station.
241
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And you gotta learn
how to reenter society.
242
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:34,187
Now, I'm not saying that I'm gonna carve
my name on a beam and hang myself.
243
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:38,319
It's not quite that bad, but I definitely....
Here's the thing.
244
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,624
I'm 42, I'm really good at masturbating.
245
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:46,203
I'm like the best masturbator
on the planet Earth.
246
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:52,709
There is nobody better at that than me,
so I'm gonna continue to excel at that.
247
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:57,076
I'm gonna focus on that
and raising my children.
248
00:16:57,249 --> 00:17:00,343
I know it's not nice to say
both those things in one sentence...
249
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:04,546
...but they happen to be the two things
that I do the best.
250
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,268
[SIGHS]
251
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,372
Hey, Karen.
252
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,842
Hey. Karen, wake up. Hi.
253
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:31,244
Hey, hi.
Hey.
254
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:35,117
Wow, so you had fun, huh?
Yeah, yeah, I was out.
255
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:39,053
It was crazy. Uh--
Partied and got drunk.
256
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,589
Chick with big boobs
and we, you know, made out.
257
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,125
It was great. So thank you.
258
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,763
Uh-- You were right,
I really needed to get out.
259
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:49,162
So great. Thanks, here you go.
And sorry that I'm late.
260
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,461
I didn't mean to keep you up.
No, I'm glad.
261
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,867
Good, good.
I just don't want you to be alone.
262
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:57,133
I know, I know. Thank you very much.
Thanks a lot, babe.
263
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,640
[SIGHS]
264
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,847
[SIGHS]
265
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:10,320
[SIGHS]
266
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,294
Daddy.
Hey.
267
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:19,658
Good morning, Daddy.
268
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:23,666
Good morning? It's 4:00 in the morning.
Why are you guys...? Why are you awake?
269
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,167
I'm hungry.
270
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,861
You're hungry?
271
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,337
Daddy, can we go out to breakfast?
272
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,033
You want to go out to breakfast now?
273
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,302
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
274
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,074
You had a bad night
275
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,685
You had a real bad night
276
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,411
The kind of night
Where you wish
277
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,922
You didn't have to have
Anymore nights
278
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,324
You had a bad night
279
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:55,058
Boy, was that a shitty,
Shitty night
280
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:58,328
Wasn't your first
And it wasn't your worst
281
00:18:58,504 --> 00:18:59,630
But all the same
282
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:05,038
Could somebody please stop
These shitty, shitty nights
283
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:13,411
Now the night is over
Bring back the sky
284
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:17,214
Whiskey is gone
And the corner's dry
285
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:20,847
There was a time
When all we'd do
286
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:24,860
Is sit on the floor
And get real high
287
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:28,591
That don't work
You can't sit back
288
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:32,225
You're too young to die
You're too old to cry
289
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:36,272
The ones who'll see
The bad nights till the end
290
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:39,433
Will say they know just
291
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,580
How a bad night
292
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:46,377
Turns to day
293
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,019
Yeah
294
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,178
See the bad nights
295
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,324
Turn to day
296
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,290
Another day
Another day
297
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:59,259
It may not be a good one
Yeah
298
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:04,095
It may not be a better one
But it's another day
299
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,464
Please give me another day
300
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,998
Night. Thank you very much.
Good night.
301
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,007
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
302
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,585
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