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This is the story
of a couple madly in love,

so mad they drove each other crazy.

Fuck you.

You know, for someone who claims
they're not a toxic male,

you don't do a very good job.

Go away.

Another 10 point loss for Travis
and Abby's stupid married contest.

A very long time ago.

Oh really?

Did you give yourself A10 point reduction

when you ran with your titties out
on a public

beach?

Or or how about this morning?

Your boyfriend surprised to see
the carpets match the drain?

You're

going to let Mother Teresa
push you around like that?

Let's start from the beginning.

Tell me how you felt in love.

Well, it

all started at The Circle,

just this underground Fight Club
I'm a pretty big deal with.

The ego on you.

From the moment I saw her,

I couldn't take my eyes off of her,

which was a mistake
because

I was fighting somebody.

Then I caught her Insta stalking me,
which was creepy.

She wasn't so adorable.

I was not into stalking.

OK, maybe I was,
but he was all I could think about.

And we went on this
really romantic date and.

I knew she was alone, yeah,

but I thought he was a total player.

He had a drawer full of sex toys
and condoms.

So I made a bet with her
and if I won,

she'd have to be my roommate
for a month

platonically.

I lost the bet.

And yeah, he was charming
but crazy.

And I didn't want to date crazy.

I wanted a nice, normal guy
like Parker Hayes.

Who?

He terrorised you bringing that up?

Because that's what happened.

OK, Miss Honesty,

why don't we talk
about your morning flogging

of the Bishop, Bishop

Gomez?

No, it's a euphemism.

She was giving me a hand job.

Against my better judgement,

I fell madly in love with him.

He even took me home
to meet his brothers.

And just as everything was going great,

I get abducted by this Vegas
gangster Benny

because

I happen to be
very good at poker.

And then I saved him.

And then we found her stolen money,

ran away from the bad guys,

and lived happily ever

after.

Except we're not happily.

I mean, happy.

Which is why we're here.

OK, why don't we start
happily ever after?

Was that your wedding night?

We

were fucked up.

OK, How about we start six days ago
when we woke up?

That

might be helpful.

I never want to leave
this bed pigeon.

Oh, baby.

And then, chef,
I'm not going, baby.

I was telling you want.

Magic Matic Singles, don't you?

You're not mayor.

Mayor has brown eyes.

What are you guys doing?

Nothing.

Where's Mayor?

Mayor.

Yeah.

Rosemary.

Bear pumpkin.

What the fuck
happened last night?

What the hell happened last night?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Where did all this money come from?

No, this is Denny's
money right here.

I'm confused.

Oh, I think I'm again.

I'm going to say, Oh my God,
what is going on?

Oh God, they were on TV.

Oh my

God, I guess you won.

You took care of me.

I think your child is what?

What?

What?

That's not real.

I wouldn't do that.

It looks pretty real.

Oh shit, guys, look, look,
look at the screen.

That's not real.

That's that's just us goofing
around, right?

OK, OK.

Look at me.

This probably is an ideal way
to do this,

but I love you.

I really do love you and and I wish

that my family was here
to see you and me like this.

I love you.

It's

not what we needed.

Well, hey, listen, on the bright side,

I thought that I thought
that speech was very

romantic.

Hello, this is the front desk
with reminder was an hour ago,

so there's going to be a

surcharge of about $180,000,
you fucking ass clown.

Wait, is that Benny?

Benny.

Benny.

No, no, no.

I got this.

I got this.

Benny, what is it?

With your generation in the utter
lack of manners?

There's no good morning.

How's your day?

Look, I know all about the con
that you and my dad

and Jesse

tried to screw me over with,

OK?

Yeah, that's ancient history.

This is about Travis assuming your debt
by fighting against Chernobyl.

I'm hanging up on you.

Well, I can see who wears the balls
in this relationship.

I want to see the two of you
in my office in an hour.

And don't you even think
of skipping town.

Bye bye.

At least

let me.

Come on.

Cool.

Let's go.

Look at me like that.

Let's go.

He's bluffing.

Baby.

Hello.

Anyone home, Jerry?

Gary won't be joining us.

Stupid son of a bitch.

And it's not missing kidney stones
the size of Lima beans.

You are Chief Warrant
Officer Delroy Murphy,

but my friends and enemies

call me buns.

I'm close.

Lady Hawk and I will be flying
you down to Mexico.

Don't tell me my business,
sweet Peaches.

Lady Hawk has been retrofitted
and modified.

Star Wars.

I'll take you down to Mexico.

No passports.

No questions, the whole enchilada.

10th grade.

Wow, that's pretty good.

Not like we have a choice.

Here,

here's 5K now and then.

I'll give you the rest
when you make it there one piece.

I like your stuff.

OK, what about getting back?

That's not my problem, smarty.

OK, you guys have fun
with Lando Calrissian and his mom.

Rocker.

This is so cool.

Wireless headsets.

Hey boys, you got Spotify on this?

I'm going to be
really honest right now.

This whole Vegas gangster
combined with Flee

to Mexico

got me really on edge,

so I'm

assuming that no one has any Xanax
or alcohol,

so I'm going to need.

You follow me.

I don't know what that thing is.

And send me into a company comma.

Hello Mahika, Some found baby.

They're going to have so much fun.

Yeah.

$138,798.

What you doing?

I am texting Sancho.

Who's Sancho?

He is the concierge at a luxury villa
in Gatito, Mexico

that I just booked.

Sounds out of our price range.

You just said that we have $138,000.

Yeah, but I oh,
it's my honeymoon.

Well, sure.

Hey, Buzz, we're

going to Gatito, Mexico.

Happy wine, happy wine.

Happy life, happy life.

No, come on.

What?

You can't tell me that you're
not freaking out about this?

Travis were married.

That

means that you're stuck
with me forever.

Well, I have had some reservations.

The fact that you're beautiful and smart

can make us a fortune of money

in less than

an hour, but I

will never, ever find anyone like you.

If you get into trouble,
you know where to find me.

I also do hostage and rescue situations

while you're a man of your word, buzz,

so

thank you.

Hey honey, I

think it's this way.

My name

is Santro and I want to welcome you
to Casa Suarez.

Hola Senori,
Senora Maddox.

It was

my hottest Amigos,
senior Chapley Senoritas.

America.

Home of the brave forest.

OK.

OK.

OK.

So much to do
and so little time.

OK, welcome Bimini Los.

This is the room of living.

Here we have everything.

If you have the clothes,
I will give you clothes.

Do you have ESPN?

The Sacramento Kings
are in the NBA Finals tonight,

and I've waited my whole life
for

this ESPN.

Yes, yes, SUVDUJ,
We have everything.

Right.

But do you have ESPN?

I made dreams come true.

Look, my friend Blondie.

You don't worry.

We have it.

We have it.

We have it.

Come on.

Come.

Come.

Come with me.

Come, come, come.

Say your senorita 1000 evils.

That's not my name.

Momentum.

Yeah, that's not happening
in your automatics.

Who

says I'm taking some automatics?

Opening Abby Abernathy
is a great name.

It was a really
good flow to it.

Oh, the Travis Abernathy.

You can be transited.

You want to castrate me

too?

No, Hey, wait, what?

Humans just crossed the threshold.

It's bad luck, you know.

You

know, we maddoxes have
our own form of this tradition.

Really.

This isn't too barbaric.

Oh my God, this is so cute.

Look, look,

look at this photo.

I want to get a photo.

OK,

do I want you to hold me
for the photo?

OK, OK, OK, OK,
now get one of me on the bed.

No, actually, we hold it lower
and then we flip it.

You like it?

OK.

When you do one more flip
the other way,

do you want one on the bed?

No.

No, but it was so cute
with our initials on,

it

stands for Titty and Ash
because you got the best.

You were such an ass.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh God.

This

pillow

consummate this one.

No thank

you.

No.

Gracias.

Thank you.

No, no, no.

I don't know about you,

but hearing a traditional Mexican song

about a cockroach really

gets me in the mood.

Thank

you.

Much better.

We're working for me.

Condos.

This

is the only protection we have.

I didn't bring any, did you?

No, Wait a minute.

We don't need protection.

We're married.

Easy, Dracula.

I'm too young to be married,
let alone have a kid.

We can pull out.

I have complete control
over my Seminole fluid emission.

That's a cliche that's cost
like thousands of unwanted pregnancies.

We could do other things.

Other things like.

This

That's interesting.

I was thinking other things like.

Yes.

That's interesting.

Yeah, this is good.

This is better actually.

This is fun.

This is fun.

I'm glad we're doing this.

I'm glad we're doing this.

We should really do it more.

I agree.

Oh, this is great.

Those are my balls.

That's cool.

Yeah, let's go really fast right now.

Let's get this other notch.

Are you satisfied?

I'm satisfied.

No,

come here.

Come on, get em up.

We're going to be safe, right?

You're not going to get a drop.

Got it.

Just an inch an inch.

It's a nice edge.

Like another.

Maybe like a?

You're going to have
to be more clear.

I don't.

Whoa,

whoa,

Yeah, that feels way better
without the rubber.

Yeah, like.

Oh.

You're blacking my escape hat.

Well, I know, but so am I.

That's why this is wrong.

Damn it.

Don't give me a call them like now,

where it's not the CVS across the street.

I don't know.

Something, something
must have called this.

OK, fine, I'm going.

No, no, don't touch your pillow.

Hey Travis, you got
any you got any bombs on you?

Sorry.

Because I ran out.

Buenos noches.

In your mother's.

You look like a man in love.

Thank you.

A man's man in love Thanks.

A man's a man.

Where's my wife, man?

She's ready.

Wow, you look amazing.

So do you.

I.

Don't know.

Thank you.

See.

There you go.

There you go.

Very good, very good.

Now Pino has prepared a traditional
7 course meal for newlyweds.

Special thank

you.

OK, enjoy.

You know well.

Yes to us and happily ever after.

I love you, pigeon.

So I I made this.

I didn't know we were doing gifts.

Yeah,

it's just a little something
I made on the fight

while you were sleeping.

Travis, I love you so much.

I love you too.

What is it?

It's a pro con list to see
if we should stay married or?

Or we get a quick annulment.

What happened?

Why is it so decorated?

I thought that maybe if you saw
how much effort it went

into making it pretty,

you would

you'd maybe like it.

I don't like it.

This is like getting cancer news framed.

This is a pro con list just to help us
gain some clarity.

Only while we're here.

And look, I even gave us
a 30 point head start

because you have the biggest Dick.

Who's got the big Dick?

This guy.

And I knew it, I knew it.

I knew it.

That is why you were so self confident.

I knew a powerful and successful
man who, alas,

had a small bitch.

What is this?

That is soup.

That is the first course.

Yes, Ben provecho.

I shall be back.

This

is amazing.

You know, this reminds me
of this one time when I was,

I was really young.

I think I was, I don't

know, I must have been around
12 or something.

And my grandmother, she's passed,

but she was so funny and wonderful.

Screw my dead grandmother.

When do I get to meet her?

What?

Travis, are you listening to me?

I'm sorry.

I'm not feeling very well.

I do not want to ruin this moment.

I'm going to run off and throw up,
and I will be right back, OK?

I love you.

So happy we're married.

Fourth

quarter just started.

We're down by 12.

Fuck.

Dude,

you're about to lose 1000 bucks.

Are you feeling better?

Feeling better?

Soup?

Somebody like this?

Delicious sancho and stuff.

No, that is only the 1st course senor.

There are six more.

Can we bring them all out
at the same time?

Well, just trying to be efficient.

No, it's OK OK, it's not a problem,
I can handle this.

Peanut, it's fine.

Please no triangle.

It always works.

You OK?

I'm fine.

So how's your dad?

What?

I'm sorry, I was just trying
to make conversation.

I'm not feeling too good.

You

can't miss it.

Oh, you can just leave
that next to his soup.

He's not feeling well.

He

looks

sick or you look a little too

good.

Are you okay?

How's your tummy?

You look a little bit clammy.

I'm.

Why I was?

It's a game.

And yeah, how matter you?

Well, you be able to.

Wedding night dinner -5 points.

Wide -5 points.

And then you insulted
my good grandmother.

-5 points.

That's a lot

of points.

Knowing he had fought up really bad,

Travis planned the happiest 2 days
about his life.

Birthday.

Fire in the hole.

Yeah, but then you never respect me,
he says.

I never respected you.

Oh no.

Don't you?

You know what you want.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

Stop.

Hey, what do you

think you do?

Hey, why you looking so sad?

It's not so bad.

It's a nice place,

your face.

Oh, you're a stork.

Yeah, you're an angry stork.

I I don't know.

I don't.

Where are you being?

Turn, baby, Turn out.

Thank you.

Thank you.

How did you get that?

You're going to cards.

I'm going to trade.

I'd

love to just hunt
one of those things.

Have a little baby pterodactyl
above the fireplace.

How about we just stick to deer?

You're up.

Movie.

American Paris.

Yes, Twitter.

This is rigged.

How's it rigged?

She pointed to me,
and it's her favourite movie.

I didn't know that was
your favourite movie.

I've always planned
on living in Paris.

How am I going to pursue
criminal justice living in Paris?

I don't know.

I mean, I also didn't know

that we were going to get married
after three months.

OK, new game, how about never
have ever my favourite game,

I always lose.

You know, okay, I will start.

Never have I ever joined
the Mile High Club.

The Mile High

sex over Navy on.

Long time ago, back
when the Pan Am.

I satisfied many.

Oh, did you?

You.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I I've

broken down a few laboratory doors.

I'm united myself.

I knew we had something
in common and yeah, yes.

Gonna go for a walk.

Oh, I say something bad.

It's her problem.

It's your problem.

You want to talk about it?

About life.

That we're married
and we barely know each other.

That's not true.

I mean, kind of.

I want to move to Paris.

And apparently you love having sex
on aeroplanes.

Have you ever stopped to think
maybe why I'm against an annulment?

What couple do you know
that has survived?

Look, if you're worried
about

Paris, it's good.

Let's move to Paris.

I can promise you we'll never
have a dull moment.

I have no doubt.

Speaking of which,
have you read pool sex?

Excuse me?

Is it anything like shower sex?

It is, only it's a lot
of prettier movies.

Well, I think I'm going to pass
on anything worse entering

until it's right in the ring.

Abby and Travis thought
the worst was over,

but the worst was yet to come.

Where is lovely space.

You're an excellent.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Good

morning.

That's a good, great son.

Yes, you don't like them.

Hold on, babe.

I should get back to work.

He's cute, right?

That's horrible.

You already have this.

Up on your mantle.

There's a lot of salt.

Yeah, I like salt.

Good

morning.

Is that all I get?

I said hi to you this morning.

Is that what that was when you showed
your cock to the worker?

So busy juggling balls
I thought I'd show you mine.

Can't have everything.

Yeah, I guess you can.

Hey, so what's going on?

What happened this morning?

Talk to me, but there's this guy.

He was outside juggling

and I've always wanted to know

how to look everything today.

So your new friend going to join us
down at the beach?

His name is Miguel and no,

because you scared him off your big Dick.

Hey, hey, hey.

Have you seen Mary?

Look, I know I can be possessive.

It's not letting guys touch you.

Well, Travis, you helped
to get over that.

What if I've been now gynaecologist?

Come back.

Why would you have a male gynaecologist

for this perfectly good
female gynaecologist?

What about the female empowerment?

Isn't that what
the diversity movements all?

Oh, my God, I hate you right now.

Look who's not being progressive.

Mayor,

you missed me.

Hey, hey, have you guys seen
a small American girl?

No ablamos Ingles.

Thomas Buscando on the West.

Ross Amigos.

There is much.

Nuestros amigos Estados Unidos.

Travis.

See.

See.

It's a good colour, right?

She didn't like the colour

before.

Gets

bigger.

It took a while.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Where'd you go?

You seem distracted.

Well, I was just trying to find out
where our friends were.

I didn't ask them
to take their tops off.

Oh,

OK,

look, look, look, look.

It's a topless speech.

See, I don't make
the rules here.

Boobies, boobs, tits.

Yeah, yeah.

Travis, you know what?

You're right.

Thanks.

No, honestly, I wasn't trying
to cause trouble or anything.

What are you doing?

You said it was a topless beach.

What is this only fans?

Fuck off.

You're a psycho.

Leave me alone.

Cover your titties.

Come back,

baby.

I make movies.

Yeah.

Really.

Come

on, Darius, just give me
5 more minutes.

So just please, OK, please.

What's so important
that you need me on Sunday?

What do you mean?

Her stripper name
is Pocahontas.

She needs to wear the head dress.

I have had enough
of this cultural inappropriate boat shit.

What did I tell you
about sneaking up on me?

I.

I'll call you back.

I guess this is the way
of seeing under the radar.

Ass hats.

Katita, I know this place.

Darius and I fell
in love down here.

Call Vince.

Take a couple of guys down there

and go get me my money
and a couple of fingers.

Fingers.

Yeah, fingers.

I don't know.

Forget it.

Take care of this myself.

That's the next flight.

Darius.

So.

I posted your.

But since you don't have passports.

You're gonna have to wait.

Thank you guys for bailing us out
and being so nice.

I'm just sorry my husband
is so rude.

Well, I wouldn't have to be so rude
if my wife would just respect.

Are you in a house breaking too?

I was going to say requests
like when we're on our honeymoon

surrounded by a few 100

horny spring break tick
tock obsessed douche bags

maybe don't show you do not say
the

T word if you say the T word.

I am jumping out of this car,
Travis, and out of your life.

I mean it.

That's a bullshit way
to end an argument.

I don't care.

And don't show your titties,
titties, titties.

Pick up titties.

Titties.

Abby, get back here.

No, wait, wait, wait.

Take your hands off.

Miguel can take care of her.

She's my wife.

She just has a bad habit
of running away.

Yes, because she's
running from you.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I was just.

I'm just looking for my ride.

I was just looking
for a friend of mine.

Casa.

Are you OK?

Yeah, I

could really use a drink.

Thank you.

Hey.

If you could at least text me
to let me know you're alive,

that would be much fucking

appreciated.

Is that the way
you talked to her?

What

the fuck do you want?

Let me be clear.

I

think you're being an asshole.

And I think that getting married at 19
is the dumbest shit in the world.

But all I care about right now
is my best friend.

And she's in love with you.

Yeah, I love her too.

What's the problem
is you're suffocating her.

You're suffocating on.

She has a bad habit of disappearing

and I don't want that
to happen either of us.

Well,

aren't you super popular?

That wasn't always the case.

I find that so hard to believe.

You're way too nice.

That's your back story.

Tell me.

OK.

Well, I'm hard moulding parts
on moulding, OK?

My family moved to
when I was a kid.

They were actually pretty wealthy.

You know, the house that you stay
at used to be our home.

What happened?

The government took it
when my father was killed.

No, don't shed any tears for him.

He wasn't a good guy.

When he was killed,
my mom

and I had to restart.

I was just a very angry kid,
like on hell.

And then one day I got
the calling, the calling.

Oh, oh, you mean
like be calling?

So you're a priest in training?

I did not see that coming.

Tell me, Abby.

Have you ever?

I mean, I believe,

but I don't practise
or anything like that.

There's a first time for everything.

No,

Jesus, we've got another.

Have we ever talked like?

Yeah, that was at one time
in the laundry room.

Yeah, you know you asked me
if I had any

soap and I said
that I need to get.

It was nice.

Yeah, it's funny.

You know, get to pick the people
who your boyfriend takes out with.

I never would have picked you either.

How long have you known her?

Long time.

It's pretty cute.

You know, I kidded
all these great things

and her parents never
show up for anything.

That was Abby.

It's frustrating to watch.

But Trav?

She is not your problem solved.

OK,

we just have to return when she's had
no stability in her life

and you are like this.

Egomaniac Emblem
of hyper masculinity,

Semi toxic.

Who I actually hope is,
you know, extinct.

Where that come from?

I'm just teasing you.

What the hell.

Hey,

guys.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

Not.

Yeah, I was, yeah, I was just stargazing

at at Copernicus

and and telescopes over there,

bro.

Oh, they have one
of those over there.

Were you spying on us?

No, no, no, no.

I would never do that.

OK.

I'm.

I was

getting coconuts.

Your favourite.

Hey.

Hey.

Where you going?

Hey.

Whoa, whoa.

You feel that?

Whoa.

You feel that?

She's got a buddy.

Thanks

for everything today.

Look, I know you have a lot on your mind,

and Travis has a interesting way
of expressing

himself.

But something tells me that this marriage
is worth fighting for.

And I know I'm not ordained yet,

but if human Travis ever want
to talk anything through

here to listen.

And I won't splash you
with all the water.

Thanks.

Hi, it's the

first time we've been In Sync
for a while.

Sorry I've been such a Dick.

I mean, you haven't.

It's it, really.

We know I have.

You have.

Oh, thank you.

I appreciate it.

Look, I mean, I have a really bad habit
of running away from my problems.

I do,

and I really don't want
to run away from you.

Maybe we just need
a little bit of a break.

Our whole relationship has just been
this crazy pressure cooker

and neither of us have

been able to go off and have
any fun or go off any steam.

Have fun with you.

I know, but I met independently.

I have always wanted
a bachelor party.

OK,

let's do it.

I mean, there's no time
with the president.

I like your thinking.

Hey bro, get all the boys together
and come down to Mexico.

By the way, we got married.

Always ready for a good time,

the Madness brothers
flew down to cathedral.

Yeah, yeah.

Dachshund.

What?

He said

that I'm in charge.

I'm gonna make sure
you don't do anything stupid.

Says that I'll have me
had kilos of cocaine

that was taken by a clouder
of hairless Mexican

cats.

Swear if you ruin Travis's bachelor party

with the cooking cat scavenger one,

I will

sell you to a local cartel

and they will use you as a drug view.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I don't know how many times I can say

it was a first class ticket
waiter for your Delta.

I booked.

This is sweet.

I just got to get this money
in a couple of fingers.

It's just us, right?

There will be no talk
of work, I swear.

Just massages and.

There he is.

He's come down.

Please call me back.

You.

Ever.

Ever.

Can

you?

Oh, hey, baby,
How are you?

Where were you last night?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

So we're everything is fine.

Bing.

Why did you do that?

You will never know.

Hey guys, welcome to Mexico.

Keeping the riches to yourself.

Yeah, you're a fucking dead
man, right?

It was a long flight.

They're completely normal in Europe.

No, don't took me in the ocean.

Hey buddy.

Hey, change your plans.

So the girls spa treatment
is now in the afternoon.

Oh, they're going
to the beach with us.

They best

heads up a touchdown.

OK, babe, what's going on?

Seriously, You're acting so weird.

I mean, you literally build a wall
between us,

OK?

You know, when you're
driving down the highway

and a really great song comes on,

and

then you get really into the song
and then you miss your exit.

And

am I the song or the highway?

No, it just.

I feel like I'm learning
all of these things about you.

Good, good, good.

You should be, you know,
learning things about me and me.

Learning things about you.

Yeah.

No, definitely.

Then I find out that you hunt.

I hunt, Yeah.

I'm not hiding it.

No, you're not listening to me.

You're not listening to me.

OK.

Maybe I shouldn't even try.

Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have.

And so the boys and girls
went their separate ways.

The girls went off
to a relaxing spa

and the boys.

Well, let's go.

On.

Let's go.

Yeah, we just haven't seen you.

Yeah, well, at least
come with us to dinner.

Nobody's going to bother you.

You know what?

OK, do whatever you want,
but tomorrow we are going sailing.

I'm sorry about that.

No, you're fine.

Sounds like you need some relaxation.

Well, thank you.

Girls down here, I'm in.

I once had a one night stand
with my doula.

Oh, no, no, no.

It's not.

Not us, Not the third.

No.

Great for you, though.

No, but we don't.

We don't have a problem with that.

It would be great.

Yeah.

It's

our bachelor and Bachelorette parties.

We're doing it kind of backwards.

Well, where's the rest of your party?

You're looking at it.

Yeah.

Well, is that what you wanted?

Well, no.

OK, it's what he wanted.

I guess I'm just trying
to make him happy.

Oh, God.

Oh, no.

I heard it.

That was awful.

I know.

Hey, you put

that

down.

I can't put it down.

Hey, you need to behave.

Are

you going to teach me?

Oh my

God, you're my hero.

Pour yourself a drink, girls,

OK?

Can I be frank?

Please, Please.

This marriage is starting off
on the wrong front.

This is not about his needs.

It's about your needs.

Now I leave women's retreats
throughout the year,

and it's mostly Fortune 500.

But I also cater to the homemaker
and poor people like yourself

because as much as you would like
to deny it, girls,

you cannot disrespect or demean

the power of the pussy.

Drink.

It was expensive.

Ladies, these two
will be joining us.

I have some calls to make,

but Fernando knows
where to take you soon.

Right along.

I'll see you later.

I We noticed this mistake.

Yeah, that's because
it's illegal.

You okay chef.

Yeah, sorry, I just fucking
the allergy season, right?

After massages and mucha margaritas,

the girls chose
to take their bachelor party

to

the streets in search of more fun.

You sent over Yonder,
my fair witch.

Hey, excuse me, Shakespeare.

I don't really like

it.

What are you doing?

You want to know fundamental

fighter?

What?

These people can't fight here.

No, no, I'll do it.

This is a.

Hi,

I'm Abby.

I told you it was going to be.

OK, so so do I get a costume?

You're good.

Good shop.

You're good.

Just a stupid, stupid little chicken.

All right, get it to go.

We got your phone into.

No, no, no.

No.

People are sick.

You did this.

You did this to your child.

How do you feel about that?

He's an animal.

This is sick fuck.

Not on my what?

I mean.

You OK?