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[ Chirping I

[ Engine revving I

I whimpering I

[ Engine rattling I

oh, darn it I

Okay, mutt. Show time

okay, come here. Hoidit hoid it

hey, do not make me
use this, okay?

Hi. "Clown and the hound"

ow!

Hey, kids,
it's happy, slappy time!

All right, now,
I tell ya what we'll do.

We'll start off with a little
bit of plate-spinnin' okay?

I bet you won't be able
to guess what this one is

hoo-hoo-ha, hoo-hoo-hoo.

» hula, hula, hula hoop j

pick a card, any card.

Now we put the plate
in our mouth!

[ Coughing continues I

it went down a little bit far.

J» [ Humming I

- [ Clown groaning I
- [ Boy groaning I

okay, dog, your turn.

Oh oh oh.

One more. - [ Together I yeah!

And now
for the grand finale, kids!

[ Grunting I - [ Shrieking I

where are you 7?

Come back here! - -

[ gruntin ow! I

My cake!

[ Children screaming I oh /

Get a couple references?

Come on! Get up here!
I warned you.

You're going to the pound I

do you hear me?
You're going to the pound!

I hate birthday parties I

I hate kids /
I hate being a cl own /

I can't stand birthday cakes I

I whimpering I

yeah, dog pound? I got a vicious dog.
No, it's a horrible dog.

It's a menace /
I'm bringin' him in now /

no, I don't know where you are.
That's why I'm call ing ya

what? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah I know where that is.

I could be there
in 15, 20 minutes.

Yeah. Well, no, I got a map.
I got a map here in the truck

[ Truck horn honking I

[ Brakes screech I

oh, my god I oh, my!

[Baby crying I - you okay 7?

- You okay, sweetie? You okay?
- No!

Well, jeez,
ai most gave me a heart attack

what on earth is that box doing
in the middi e of the road 7?

We're okay. Everyone's okay.
We-we're okay fine

Isn't it cute? Oh, don't forget:

My new job is just
ten minutes away

did I tell you that
the fernfield napkin factory

is the third largest manufacturer
of napkins in all north America?

Whoop, here we are.

[ Sighs I
so what do you think, huh?

[ Thunder rumbling I

I whimpering I

I am concerned about him
starting three months into the schoo! Yfar.

He doesn't make friends
very eas/y

not that he's not friendly. It's just...
Well, he doesn't tai k much these days

you see, when his dad
passed away I ast year...

- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.

It's been difficult.
So, anyway...

I used to spend a lot of time around
here because my grandparents lived here.

So [I thought that the move would really be
the best thing for us, especially for Josh.

Here

but tell me about
extracurricular programs

does Josh have any interests
or hobbies 7?

Well, he used to like to play
basketball with his dad,

but he's lost interest
in that too.

Well, let's see.
We have an excel ent band.

Oh, used to play the flute when
I was his age. That was fun.

[ Bell ringing I

I think an instrument
woul pd be just the thing /

[I man I no, no, no.
Don't blow so hard.

Okay, blow a little harder.

[ Laughter I

[ chattering I

Hey, Mike, pass!

Pick up. Come on. Come on.

Go! Come on, shoot I

shoot /

[Dog whimpering I

I know, mom. It's not called moonlighting.
Oh, I found it.

Yeah, it's... it's-it's... no I

it's not moonlighting. You're
allowed to have two jobs.

Hmm? Mom, would you hold on
a minute? I have another call.

- Hello. Oh, y...
- I q-r-s t-u-v j

- yes, Mrs. Grayson. Hi.
- Pp w-x

I figured out why Bolivia didn't get the
napkins sent. Venezuela got 'em. Yeah

Sorry, sweetie,
that was grandma on the phone

how was school? It sucks.

How was the trombone 7?

Aw, sweetie.

I'm sorry.

You know, we've all been
through a lot in this last year.

But I know we're gonna
get through it.

This is a good place.

All we gotta do is just give it
our best shot every day.

Your dad would've wanted it
that way _

I guess

sure. He wouldn't have
wanted you being all mopey.

I love you.

[ Chattering indistinctly I

Check out the new kid.

It looks like he stole that ball
from the Harlem globetrotters.

How you doin' buddy 2?

All right, listen up /

now, you're here today to try out
for the school's finest tradition:

Basketeba/I

now, I've got five of my boys
back from last year,

including leading scorer
I arry willingham.

Raise your hands, gentlemen.

And this year we are goin' all the way.
Why's that, willingham?

- 'Cause we're winners, sir.
- That's right.

We are here to win

'cause if you can win
on the courts,

you can win at I ife

get your butts out here.
Let's sfe if you can play ball.

What team you playin' for?
What team you play/in' for 7?

Who's gonna win? - Timberwoilves I!

Who's gonna win 7? Timberwolves I

I can't hear you I timberwolves!

What team's gonna win?

- Good night, art.
- Good night.

Hey, kid,
you're new here, right?

Well, uh, I could use a manager.

- Well...
- Manager works his butt off

he arrives before the team. He leaves
after the team. Think you can handle it?

Practice is Friday afternoon.
You be here.

[I whistles I

Hey, boy. Want me to
get those rags off ya?

Yes, Mrs. Grayson, I know, but that
account needs to be zeroed out.

[I gasping I mm I know

could you hold on a minute?
I have another call thanks

hi. Hello? Oh, hi! Weren't you guys
supposed to start wallpapering today?

- Josh, would you eat something, please?
- P21 don't know why

Whoa

[ Dog panting I

You like basketball?

Hey, boy, come and get it!
Come and get it!

Hey, k boy.

Good boy.

Okay, in you go.

Come on.

Come on.

[ Grunting I

Come on. My mom's
gonna be home at 5:00.

Wait a minute

hey, boy! Yeah, good boy, good boy.
You want it, boy?

You want the ball?
You want the ball?

Yeah, go get it, go get it.

Js splish, splash
I was tak/in' a bath >

pi ong about a Saturday n/ight j

j» thinkin" everything
was all right j

js well, I stepped out the tub
put my feet on the fil oor >

sl wrapped the towel around me
and I opened the door >

js» and a splish splash
I jumped back in the bath >

Is reelin' with the feelin'
movin and a-groovin' js

sl rockin and a-roll lin'.

J» bing, bang
I saw the who! Fe gang

js dancin' on
my living room rug, yeah j

- » flip, flop they was doin' the bop j
- Stay, buddy.

Js yeah, there was lollipop
with Peggy suf >

s with a splish splash

I blower humming I

j» rollin'and a-strollin'
reel in' with the feel in'

- Josh, I'm home /
- Buddy, stay.

And don't move
until I come back.

There you go.

Hi, mom!
Can I help with the groceries?

- Excuse me?
- Can I help with the groceries?

How was your day 7?

Okay, what's going on?

What's wrong 7?

Nothing! Can't a guy even help
his mom with the groceries?

What did you do?

Mom, do you remember
when I used to have a hamster?

- You want another hamster 7?
- No!

- Not exactly.
- Josh, spit it out!

Oh, my god.

Oh. My god /

[ screaming continues I

No I

buddy! Fw!

So, can I keep him?

[I barking I

Oh, here.

I got an idea.

Josh, would you come
in here, pl fase 7?

Uh-oh. Buddy, you gotta
stay here, okay?

Buddy, no.

You gotta stay outside.

- Hey, mom, you wanted to see me?
- What aref you doing?

What do you mean 7 - the box.

- The box? - Don't get funny
- With me, Josh.

- I know what you're doing.
- What am I doing?

You are making a home for him,
and this is not his home

the next thing you know... - Mom,
we can't leave him out in the rain.

- That's totally inhuman.
- That's just the point, Josh.

He's not human. He's a stray.

Do not get attached to this dog, Josh.
Do not!

No, I have way too much
on my plate as it is.

I'd take care of him. - Josh, we
don't know anything about this dog.

We have your little sister to think about.
No. The answer is no.

One week, and if nobody claims
him, he goes straight to the pound

- three weeks? Two and a half?
- Two.

Josh! - Christmas. That's like two
weeks and a couple days, right?

That's perfect. We can't
dump him before Christmas.

- Please, please, please.
- All right, all right, Christmas

but the minute after,
he's outta here.

Meanwhile, he stays outside. And if you
try to sneak him in here just once...

Mom, mom, mom. I swear

all right.
As long as we're clear.

I swear, you're gonna grow
up to be a lawyer someday

[ Bicycle bell dings I

- Josh, did you see my newspaper?
- No, mom!

Morning, mom!

Buddy, how are ya?

How are ya, boy? Did you
have a good sleep? Did ya?

That's a good boy.

[ Brushing [teeth I

you wanna play, buddy?
Yeah you wanna play?

[I kids shouting I

don't drag your feet. Don't
drag your feet. - 1 got the shot.

- Down, down. Let's go /
- [ Whistle blowing I

Stewart, don't try to be a hero. Your job on
this team is to get the ball to willingham

let's go!

Pass it off. Let's go / - move it.
Move it. Back.

That's it. Let's go, Curtis.

What's the matter, water boy?

Let's go I

Hey, get out. Can't you see
this is wet paint?

He shoots and scores I

[ barking I - here /

good boy!

Cool. Pizza

me too who is it?

What's with Josh today?7

Whoa! How did you get up here?

Hey! [ Grunting I

Josh I

- no!
- Are you okay?

Josh / - I'm fine, mom!

Josh 7?

Josh I

- is everything okay in here?
- Yeah, mom.

Everything's fine.
Just doin' my homework

why don't I take care of that
laundry as ong as I'm here 7?

No! I'll do it later.

You work so hard, mom.

It'll be good for me.

[ Phone ringing I

hello? Yes this is Mrs. framm.

Yes, my son put up
those fi yers.

Oh, no, no. I'm sure he didn't mean
to put one up on private property.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh.

- Yeah!
- [ Dog whimpers I

[Alarm clock ringing I

Hey Jackie I what's new 7

I wouldn't know.

Bye, mom. I got practice. I'll
be home late. - Bye, honey.

That's it, gentlemen. Showers!

You tried to get that slam dunk.
Yeah, right.

[ Sneakers squeaking I

Cold water. “Huh?

Make sure you use cold water.

They'll come out all
miniaturized if you don't.

Okay

I don't get it.

You don't get what 7?

Why are you puttin' yourself
through this?

I guess I just like basketball

Whoa I

[ bell ringing I - and have
a wonderful holiday children.

We'll see you all in two weeks

Excuse me, sir.

Could you sign this 7?

You think this is vie?

- It isn't?
- No, kid.

That guy's dead.
Died along time ago.

Oh, okay.

Thanks anyway.

[ Basketball bouncing I

"Yes, Virginia,
there is a Santa claus

"he exists as certainly as love
and generosity and devotion exist

"and you know that they abound
and give to your I life

"ts highest beauty and joy

"alas, how dreary would the world
be if there were no Santa claus.

"There would be no
childlike faith then.

"No poetry, no romance to make
tolerable this existence.

"Nobody can conceive or imagine

"all the wonders that are unseen
and unseeable in the world.

"The most real things
in the world.

"Are those that neither
chi! Dren nor men can see

"no Santa claus 7

"thank god he lives,
and he I ives forefver.

"A thousand years from now,
I//irgin/a...

'Nay, ten times 10,000 years
from now...

"He will continue to make glad

the heart of childhood."

[ Ringing I

hey, buddy, it's Christmas.

Buddy? Buddy?

[ Panting I

buddy I!

- Merry Christmas, Josh.
- Buddy!

I dog whines I

thank you, mom. Thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you!

I gotta get these flyers out to the boys who
tried out for the team and didn't make it

the Simmons twins moved to Canada.
God knows why.

I got two slots open.

You know which lockers
belong to which boys?

[ Chattering I

Don't even waste
your time, water boy.

I wish my dad were here.

He always knew what to do.

No, buddy! No.

I don't wanna play.

Fine. You can play.

No way

I don't believe this.

[ Barking I - come on, boy.

Sit, boy.

Whoa I

Yes I

[ giggling I

I don't know where
you learned to do this,

but just to be on the safe
side, our secret, okay?

Yeah, that's a good boy. Yeah.

All right, gentlemen, listen up.

Now, we're off to a rocky start.

We're two and two.

If we're gonna make it to the play-offs,
we're gonna have to start winnin'

which is why I'm lookin'
for a couple of winners.

There's nine of you here.
Only two of you are comin' back.

Framm! You're late! Bring
over that rack of balls!

I'm here to try out
for the team.

[I laughing I he can't try out.
He's the water boy.

Framm, where did you get that?

It was in my locker

well, it wasn't supposed to be.

Would it be too much trouble
if I tried out anyway 7?

Coach, just let him.

All right, but if you slow down my
tryout, I'm gonna have to pull you out.

Fast break, fast break /

[ grunting I

Yes I

I cheering, shouting I

look at my new shoes, man.

Nervous?

This always brought me good luck.
You should carry it tonight.

- An orange peel?
- Not just any orange peel

scottie pippen dropped this orange peel
at the sonics game. I picked it up.

I can't take this, Tom.
It's okay.

I got this
out of Shawn kemp's trash

Water boy

just stay out of my way.

[I barking I

I dog whines I

[ Crowd cheering I

Josh. Hi I Josh!

Yay, Josh.

Be a man, Larry I!

You make the basket, then
you draw the foul! Come on!

[ Cheering I

Pass, pass / - over here, Larry.
Over here

[ Whistle blows I

they're killin" us on the transitions.
Full-court press.

All right? Timberwolves I!

Stewart! I don't wanna see you
drop the ball again. You gotit?

That was our ball, ref!

Hacking number three, hacking number
three. - Get your butt over here!

The only one allowed to
mouth off at the referee is me.

Framm, check in I - me?

Do you see any other framms
sittin' here? Check in!

Yay, Josh!

Framm, number four,
now entering the game

Pass it off / go, go, go!

Buddy!

Get him I

buddy, no /

- buddy, stop!
- Grab his collar I

- go on, get him!
- Get over here!

Hey, gimme that.
Gimme that ball.

- Excuse me.
- Get back here I

Buddy, get over here!

Buddy, no!

[ Cheering stops,
crowd gasping I

[ cheering I

buddy. Bad dog.

Sorry, Josh. Come on, buddy.

- Hey, boy.
- Josh.

Did you know that buddy
could do that 2?

Did you know that he could play
basketball? - There hef ls /

oh, the man of the hour.

And the dog /

I swear I wouldn't have believed it if
I hadn't seen it with my own two fyes

a basketball-playing dog /

a regular Michael "woof" Jordan

you've been keeping this under your hat.

Oh, but I'm going on like a faucet.
Melissa, this is mrs framm

and her talented son, Josh.

- Hi.
- Hi

I'm the president
of the booster club,

and I wondered if, maybe,
you and...

Buddy. - Buddy... could do that
trick at the next half-time show _

Wouldn't he be a great mascot?

It would be great
for schoo! Sp/r/t /

buddy 7?

Buddy

you're never gonna drop
another ball again, Stewart.

You could do that. Just meet the ball.
Just catch the ball.

What's going on here?

- Just running Tom through a little drill.
- That'll be enough, Joe.

That'll be enough.

Good boy.

Hi, I'd like to report a problem
with my morning newspaper dei ivery.

I'm not getting one. No, I haven't
gotten one for weeks now.

I keep call ing and Cal ll ing

look, my neighbors have them,
and I don't.

Oh, no, I'm sure he's
a really great, great paperboy.

[ Glass shattering I - Josh /

Miss pepper 7 - mm-hmm

um, have you found
a basketball coach yet?

Mmm. Larry's father volunteered.
Just until we find a new pe teacher.

Okay

mmm. _ um...

Made a suggest/on 7?

Afternoon.

Uh let's get started.

You see this ball?

- I don't see nothin".
- Well, I do. It's a good ball.

Regulation weight, size.

A little worn,

but still has
a nice bounce to it.

Don't-Don"t hang on to it,
Josh pass /t on.

Nice catch.

Uh-oh fumb/! Fe

this is stupid.
Let's get a real ball in here.

A ball is nothing
but rubber and air, Larry.

Basketball...
1s what you do with it.

Before you play with this,

you gotta learn how to play
with your teammates.

All right, all right,
pass the balls.

Count the dribbling.
Pass the ball.

Good, good, good. I ooking good.

[ Larry I two points I - fine.

- Only you didn't have the ball.
- What?

You're not watching your teammates, Larry.
You're playing with an invisible ball

you gotta get your information
from somewhere fl se

now, let's try it again.

[ Crowd chattering I

It's half

May I have
your attention, pl ease?

Uh, we have a real treat
for you tonight, folks.

I'd like you all to welcome
our very own guard Josh framm

and the new mascot for the
timberwolves' basketball team

air bud I

great!

Come on. Come on.

Good boy. Yeah, good boy.

I et's go.

Let's go.

Come on. I'm just playing.

Yeah, good boy.
Just like we always do.

You can do this.

You already showed me that.

Don't worry about
all those people hey.

Good boy. Yeah. Good boy. Let's go.
Come on. Let's go, boy.

Come on. Let's go.
You wanna play? Good boy.

[ Cheering I

[ Stewart I pass the ball.
Let's go.

I'm open. Larry, come on!

Larry, out I!

What? Why are you taking me out?

Josh, go on in for Larry. “Huh?

What the hell
do you think you're doin"?

Time, ref /

why are you takin' my kid out?

'Cause he's playin
like a one-man team.

- This boy is the team.
- Maybe he is to a worked-up father,

but to me, he's a player
who's got awhole lot to learn.

Now I'll kindly ask you to take
your seat, Mr. willingham.

Let me get back
to coaching my team.

Come on, Larry. We're leavin"

- but dad 7?
- Now!

Check in, Josh.

[ Cheerleaders cheering I

Chris, Chris!

[ Cheering I

[Buzzer buzzing I

A lot easier when the
pressure's off, isn't it?

I thought if I made the basket,
the guys would've,

you know, accepted me.

You took that shot for the wrong
reasons, Josh. Sfe that dog?

- Yeah.
- Toss him the bai

okay

that dog couldn't give
a rat's behind

about his point average,
whether he's mv p.

He just loves to play the game.

I've seen a lot of players
in the pros

like that guy chaney,
for instance,

make the same mistake you made

if you're just out there
for yourself, you lose.

It's all in here, Josh.

You gotta play from the heart.

[ Cheering I

that's it.
Concentrate on the ball.

Good. Good!
Now you're gettin' it.

Yeah! That's great /

Go, buddy I

We're here at fernfield school

where the timberwolves
have just qualified...

For next week's final
against the warriors.

Even more amazing than the timberwolves'
miraculous mid-season turnaround.

Is their mascot's
incredible ab/I/ties

his name ls buddy

but this is no ordinary
gol den retriever.

He's more of a golden shooter.
Don't believe me?2 take a I ook

J» [ Humming I

Buddy

Oh.

[ Gasping I - oh, hey.

Sorry to disturb ya. Name's norm snively.
I believe you've got my dog.

- Huh? What?
- My dog.

You know, old... old...

Old blue.

Uh... uh. Here.

There's a picture of him.
That's him and me

you see, I'm a clown by profession.
_ um...

Maybe you'd like to see his papers.
Uh uh...

- Josh.
- No I

blue, yes. Now you're
comin' home with daddy

- no I you can't take him!
- Josh! Honey, honey!

[ Dog whines I - Josh, there's
nothing that we can do.

- He's got papers.
- He's my dog!

Please, sir, could we pay you 7? - Look,
lady, I just want my dog back, okay?

He hates you! He hates you!

- Baby, it's okay.
- I'll tell you what, kid.

On your next birthday, me and the dog, we'll
come out, we'll do a show for you cheap

it's okay. It's okay.
Baby, it's okay. Josh /

- [ engine starts I
- Please, just talk to me /

wait I!

A beer commercial? No, I don't
want my dog 70 do beer commercials

psst, buddy.

Look, what do you think
I am anyway?

I got... I'm... I got...
Look, I got ethics.

Buddy.

[ Barking I

just for curiosity's sake
though,

what are we talking about for
one of those beer commercials?

Would you shut up out there!

What's that?

- We're talking about how much?
- Hey, buddy.

Oh, that kind of blows ethics right
out of the water, doesn't it?

I mean, hey, he's just a dog.
What does he know 7?

No, April's not good for us.
We're booked on a tour.

Wait /

is that Oprah woman... Oprah,
you know, the Oprah woman...

Does she I ike dogs 7

I'd love to do Jay leno.

Hey! Get back here with my dog I

buddy, come on. Run!

You little darned kid I
that's my dog I

come here I!

Go, buddy!

I got you, kid!

Go, buddy, go!

Hey I

get out of my way /

Hey I

you can't run fast enough!

I needed that /

I screaming I

[ screaming continues I

[ Coughin hey I ol

I'm gonna get you, you little...

Thanks

here, boy.

Come on, boy.

Buddy 7?

I know you're only a dog,

so I don't expect you to
understand what I'm gonna say.

You can't come home with me.

That guy'll just come
and take you back.

You gotta understand that...

Well, buddy, I found you.

Somebody else
is gonna find you too.

I know they'll love you,
so I'm gonna set you free.

Here, I got you
a little something.

Stupid thing.

I wish I could go back to before I
ever knew you could make a basket.

Maybe none of this
would've ever happened.

Go on, buddy. You're free now

go /

go on.

Buddy! Get.

You have to go, buddy.

Please, buddy. Go.

Get /

go! Get out of here!
Don't you understand?

Get! I don't want you anymore I!

Get I

You wanna play, buddy?

Yeah, good boy.

Come on, buddy. Yeah, good boy.

Just like we always do.

I whimpering I

Js [band I

[ cheerleaders I
> let's go, wolves »

»s let's go, wolves j

you know, they say
a team is a community,

which means when one boy
gets the chicken pox,

half the team is out

you boys have got your work cut out
for you tonight. - Islet's go, wolves

these last months have been
some of the best I've ever had.

I owe that to you boys here

and maybe to a dog

who isn't here

because whatever
happens tonight,

this is a team,

and that's a victory
right there.

- Now, are you ready to play?
- Yeah!

All right, let's go get 'em I

[ together I yeah, timberwolves!

[Buzzer buzzing I

you're goin' down tonight,
water boy.

- Larry plays for the warriors now?
- Yeah

hawkes just told me Larry's dad
moved the whole family to spokane

just so he could play
for the warriors.

- Great.
- It's okay.

I'm packing Dennis
rodman's juicy fruit.

[ Buzzer buzzing I - what's
the most important word?

- [ Together I teamwork!
- Let's go.

[ Cheering I

Come on, lar! That's it I
show 'em how it's done, boy I

that's my boy I

Sean, left hook, Sean.

What's the matter, water boy?

Nice job! Nice job!

Pass the ball I! Pass it!

Time, ref! - Let's go, let's
go, let's go. Come on, sit down.

Sit down. Rest. Here we go.

I'm tired, coach.
We're dyin' out there.

You gotta let the ball
do the work.

Come on, we're only down by ten.

We got almost a whole second half
to hit "em. -

all right, put those hands
together. Come on, come on.

[ Together I one, two, three.
Let's go!

[ Whistle blowing I

Josh, down low, down low.

- Way to go!
- [ Cheering I

Defense I!

- Yes!
- Hey, all right now!/ all right /

- Cover him, cover him.
- What was that, Greg? -

that's five, son. You're out of here.

Time, ref I time - huddle
up, huddle up, huddle up.

Come on, no more fouls, guys. We
can't afford to lose anyone else.

All right, the game's
not over yet

a whole lot can happen
in seven minutes.

Remember what got us here 7
teamwork

up high /

yeah, yeah!

Inojury. Time-out.

[ Referee I come on, guys, help 'em up.
You okay?

All right. Okay, fellas,
you did your best.

It's over, coach.
I et's forfeit.

We've only got four players.
What are we gonna do?

Hold your head up
and do the best you can.

We'll beat 'em with four guys.

Come back here!
Hey get out of there!

Buddy I!

Buddy I!

Hey, fellas, I got an idea.

Js [band I

Ko checking in.

What the heck's goin' on here?

I'll handle this, Josh.

The timberwolves wanna
substitute a dog.

- What are they, nuts?
- Dog's a registered member of the team.

He practices with the team.
He travels with the team.

You check in your rule book. Bet you won't
find anything that says a dog can't play.

He's right. Ain't no rule that
says a dog can't play basketball

this is a joke. I mean,
dogs don't play basketball

what's the matter, gentlemen 7? Afraid
your team might get beat by adog?

Put him in.

[Announcer I now entering
the game, new player

kq9

Okay, boy,
we're just playing stay.

Stay.

Yes I yes I

Yeah! Nice shot I

- Does he dribble?
- No, but he might drool a little bit.

Won't somebody cover the dog? Don't
just look at the dog. Cover him /

come on! Come on, Larry.
[I et's have a I /ttle hust! Ef

come on, let's go!

Get it, buddy. Get it. Get it.

- Let it go, buddy.
- Come on, break it up.

Break it up. Give me the bal

give me the ball.

Aw, jeez.

Come on. You ready? Here we go.

Yeah! All right! That's the way!

That's the way /

[ warriors coach I yeah, okay.
All right, all right.

[ Cheering I - yes I yes I

would somebody cover the dog?

- Cover him.
- My mother could cover that dog.

Dog's in for two minutes,
he's got three assists

[ Crowd chanting I
buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy!

Buddy, buddy, buddy I

- can someone cover that dog?
- 1 don't believe this.

Oh, he's traveling. He's traveling.
Traveling dog.

Don't let him go to his left.
Don't let him go to his left.

- Good dog, buddy!
- What are you doing? -

I dog whines I

foul, number six. One and one.

[ Cheering stops I

come on, buddy!

T-toss it to him, I guess

that's it, buddy. Go on. You can
do it, buddy. You can do it.

Larry, get in there!

Teamwork! Teamwork I

[Buzzer buzzing I

That's my son!

Yes I

water boy /

nice shot.

I'll take my dog back now.

- He doesn't wanna go with you.
- What's the problem?

There's no problem, ms framm.

Your son's had his little fun. Now I think it's
time to give me back what's rightfully mine

you know what, Mr. snively,
I believe my son is right.

That dog doesn't like you.
So the answer 1s no.

You don't have any choice, lady.

I got papers.

I'll see you in court.

Next case: Sn/vely versus framm.

[ Grunting I

this one of your
high-profi e divorce cases?

- No, sir. Custody.
- Oh, custody.

Holy Toledo, what is that dog
doing in the courthouse?

That's the, uh, child, sir.

That's a pretty ugly kid.

It's a dog

- what 7?
- The case is about custody of adog.

All right, I'll take it, but
we have to do this seriously.

[ Will not have my courtroom
turned into some kind of a circus.

Who the hell are you?

Mr. Norman f. Snively,
your honor.

I'm the plaintiff

- you look like an idiot.
- Why, thank you, sir.

See, I'm a clown by profession. Happy
slappy's the name. Clown and the hound.

Begging your humblest pardon, I thought
it might be helpful 70 your honor.

If I appeared here today
in the guise most pertinent

to the cogent and unequivocal
stating of my case

whatever, whatever.
Y-y-you go first, clown.

Well, the fact is, your honor, that dog's
my property, and I have papers to prove it.

Well, would you show them
70 me, please?

Well, actually, your honor,
I-l had papers to prove it.

But that boy...
That young hoo! Igan...

Because of his irresponsible and criminal
activity, is responsible for what you see.

Order!

You see, sir, when I lost
my dog for the first time,

it broke me up real bad.

When I lost him the second time,
it darn near killed me.

Hell's bells, your honor, all I
wanna do is get old biluf back

so it can be him and me together
just like it always was

why? So you can abuse him
some more?

That will be enough, young man.

I raised that dog from a puppy. I
wouldn't harm a hair on his head!

- Bailiff, what is that 7?
- The dog, your honor.

Order!

Quiet!

- It's the gavel, sir.
- What? Speak up! -

- bailiff! - [Barking I
- You sa/d "speak"

speak!

Will somebody please
suppress that dog?

Shh!

Oh, what a day. What a day.

[ Glass thuds I now then...

Young man,
have you any efvidence

that this man abused your dog?

Did you ever see him
hit the dog?

Well no

then how did you know
the dog was abused?

Because buddy doesn't like him.
Buddy's my friend.

I know what he's feeling,
so he knows what I'm feeling.

- He's telling the truth, your honor.
- Who's that?

- The boy's mother.
- Oh, it's all right, you may sp...

You may address the court.

When we first moved
to this town,

uh, my son...

Was very unhappy.

And then he found buddy here

buddy's given him something
to look forward to.

Please, please, don't take
buddy away from my son.

Mrs. framm, as far as
this court is concerned,

the dog is property unless you
have evidence... - Your honor.

All these people here did not come
here because of a piece of property.

They came here because of buddy.
He's part of this town.

He's part of the team, and he's
part of our family now, your honor.

Well, he's part of my family too!

He's like a son to me I

shut up!

Why not let the dog choose,
your honor?

They say a dog
is man's best friend.

If that's the case,

shouldn't the dog be able to choose
who he wants to be friends with 7?

Who are you, barnum or Bailey?

- Arthur chaney, your honor.
- Mr. chaney, do you reali/...

Arthur chaney?
New York Knicks, '567?

Huh. I was at that celtics game where you
did the turnaround jumper at the bufr.

I spilled beer all over my wife

- your honor.
- What?

Oh, yes, yes, yes. [
Clears throat I -

- Mr. chaney.
- Well, I've been thinking.

This dog's what,
three, four years old.

That makes him an adult
in our yfars

I say let buddy decide.

Mr. chaney, during my 40 years
on the bench,

I have heard a lot of lamebrain
cockamamie proposals,

but this one, I like.

Move back, everybody! Way back.
Come along now. Way back.

Gentlemen, stay on your spots.

If you'll take just one single
step toward that dog, you lose.

Do you understand 7?

Now, begin calling the dog.

Old blue, come to daddy.

Buddy, come on. Buddy, come on, please.
Buddy, buddy.

Buddy, buddy /

- daddy loves ya, baby.
- Buddy, buddy.

- Buddy, come on, please. Buddy, come on.
- Daddy [I oves ya

- hey, buddy I!
- Come on. Come on, boy!

- Buddy, come on. Come on.
- Don't pay any attention to that boy.

- Come on. You wanna come to me.
- Buddy /

- buddy! Buddy!
- Come to daddy /

- hey, good boy. Come on, buddy.
- Hey blue!

Blue, blue, come on.

- Come on, buddy. Please. Please, buddy.
- Biuf

- come on.
- Blue I hey, over here. Come on, blue.

- Look what daddy's got for ya.
- No, buddy!

Buddy! Buddy I!

Old friend, come on.
Come this way come on.

- Buddy, no. Buddy, no /
- Get over here /

that's right, boy.
Come on come on.

- Come on. Over this way.
- Buddy, don't!

- You're gonna get it.
- Buddy, no! - Get over here!

Get over here / -

what are you doing?

Stupid dog I

yeah, come on!

By the powers vested in me, I award
custody of the dog to Josh framm.

Case closed. Thank god.

You can't do that I

that dog is my dog I!
I got pictures!

Will somebody suppress
that clown 2?

Hey, buddy,
do you wanna pilay 2?

Yeah just like we always do.