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Shojamon's magical girls from
...getting covered in sticky slime
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!What a sensual sight
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...H-Harumzadeh
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!I swear we will defeat you today
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...what a lovely scowl
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.Unfortunately, this is where we go today
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What?
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!Hey, Vaisa Beezer-chan
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What? Is it over?
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...finish what you started, bastard
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.I have to go straight home today
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{\an7}final math
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{\an7}Otna Hiragi
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Otna, what happened to this exam?
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.Excuse me
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Too busy fighting magical girls
I was there to study
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. You have to give this again
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You didn't leave me a way. If the exam
... you will also get compensation
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The collection of direct magical girls...
!Goes to the trash can
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!No! Anything other than that
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! So quickly go and study
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. So it's time to study... shame
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.damn
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...I have to go home and study
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!Wow, true Magenta
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{\an7}!Mejia Magenta is here
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{\an7}!Show yourself, Enormita
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!What, seriously?! What is he doing here?
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!Q-Hello guys
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What does it mean?! Why is Mejia Magenta here?
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!And why is he looking for me?
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{\an7}Come get me, Mejia Beezer
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!Magenta-chan
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!here
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! Thank you all for your support
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But it might get scary soon, then
Take a big step back
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...this is not good. I must run away now that I can
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What's up, Utna?
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!found
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. A magical girl is here
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!Excuse me, but I really have to go home
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Why?
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I have to study for this exam
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, my grades are not good now
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Probably because my time is wasted.
...I spent studying to fight with them
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. Logical
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Every time I look at your desk, you have it
You read porn magazines
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!t-you... how-? Can you give me some privacy?
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{\an8}Onikabuto : translator
Kari from the special translation team of Anime List
Anime-List.net | @AnimeList_ir
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Do you think your mom would accidentally do this
What do magazines think, huh?
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.I hate you
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Look, this time the magical girls came straight
.with you. Maybe you have to fight with them
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.Understood
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. Mejia's fear
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!I feel it
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!Mejia Beezer
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!Everyone run away! This is a bad person
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. I don't have much time today. Let's finish it quickly
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What?
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What?
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!No
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!What does that mean?
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. baby. How embarrassing
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. Everyone is looking at you
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.This is very sexy
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You can't fight like that, can you?
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...but if you want, you can follow me
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I want to stay and see more! More! More
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!Vaisa
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. No use
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.I don't get anything
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I messed up today. I came up with it myself
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. Now I can't get his image out of my mind
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!Otna! Magical Girlalert
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!again?
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I really have to study! My mom, whatever
!The magical girl tool is falling away
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You can always see them in person
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!Not for that
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!I worked very hard to collect them
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.Otna
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.I know you didn't study
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. So maybe you should settle with them
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.If you don't go, you will sit again and read a porn magazine
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!Okay dad, I'm gone
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.Mejia Magenta
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Loneliness again today?
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You didn't learn right, did you?
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!I want to know something
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!So fight me, Mejia Bezer
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...All right. We will continue from where we left off
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...in fact
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. I am ahead of you in the same way
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!No
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Exactly the same thing happened to you yesterday. who
Do you want to learn?
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Are you sure about it?
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!how is this
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Beezer?
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!A-What are you doing?
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The important part with this beautiful sticker
I'm wearing it! You can't do this, can you?
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.gh-impossible! Everyone is still looking at you
Aren't you a bit ashamed?
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Nice try, Beezer, but I can't
Shame on you because I'm not naked
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...P-So I'm not ashamed at all
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!Lie! It's getting redder by the moment
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!A-If you're not going to attack, then I will
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!Where did his energy go?
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.Bepa Bizer
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!Magenta Spear
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What-how? How can he do that?
Bajneh's embarrassing appearance?
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! Go Magenta! You can beat it
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Because they are encouraging him?
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Is it because he wants to defeat evil?
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Is it because she is a magical girl?
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And they fight even when they are embarrassed?
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...this much... this much
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!so cute
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!wow
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...Damn you, Mejia Magenta
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!Magenta? Magenta? Pashu
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What...?
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. Excellent morning
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!What-? Where did Mejia Bizer go?
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.When we arrived he was gone
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What's wrong with you? What is this situation?
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!P-Wait, I can explain
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What did he do to you?! How scary was it?
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. Dammit, calm down
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.I thought you were trying to hide something from us
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Why did you try to face him yourself?
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Excuse me. I just wanted to know something about it
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What?
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Is he really trying to defeat us?
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Who knows? But he is a bad person, so we have to fight with him
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...yeah, I know, but again
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Don't worry guys. Let's go home
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...today is a remedial exam
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. And I didn't read anything at all
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Utna-chan seems like you've come to life. Did you study?
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I couldn't. I'm done
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Why? It was drinking water
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.look
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!I will buy sushi for you! May God teach me how to accept you
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!hooray, sushi
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. Somehow I found salvation
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Have a nice day
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. Something strange
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. Whenever we fight them, they run away in the middle
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.I'm very confused
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!Lunch time, lunch time! Gashneme
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Lunch ready again, Kaoruko?
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Are you joking?
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What?
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What happened?
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Give me a fork for udon? that
!Does the store owner have brains in his head?
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...keep calm
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.Give me your chopsticks, Sayo
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!What-what?! Why?
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. Because udon is eaten with chopsticks
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...okay, but
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. Looks like Utena-chan is going to eat alone again
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. Maybe he is eating with someone else
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No, he's always on the back steps.
He eats alone
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Why do you know this?
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!Hey, Utena-chan
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Do you want to come and have lunch with us?
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...ah, me
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!If you want
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...N--No, it's not like that, I just
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!Otna's head is busy
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!He is going to eat with me
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You are a house-wrecking insect! are you trying
You're going to steal it from me, aren't you?
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!What?! I wasn't trying to steal it
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Yes, that's right! With your dog food
!Have fun
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!Not dog food, mushrooms
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.Haruka, if he already has a plan, don't insist
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What? Yes, you're right Kaoruko-chan
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. I am happy for you my dear
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. You have a good friend
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But if it bothers you, tell us, okay?
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I don't want to see you choked to death
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What is it? Do you have a problem?
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. No, I don't have
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K-Kaoruko?
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Kiwi-chan?
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.At least I have a meme
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At least I have two big balls without heads
My chest does not hang
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!Eat it you stupid bitch
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!Kiwi-chan, let's go eat
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Kauroko, is everything alright?
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What made you so angry?
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.Nothing
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{\an8}Onikabuto: Translator
Kari from the special translation team of Anime List
Anime-List.net | @AnimeList_ir
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{\an7}watts
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{\an7}, don't forget
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{\an7}!Futshon at 6 PM
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.Ah, wa-chin
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. That's right, I forgot that we have a photoshoot today
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!Yes, that's it! Excellent
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!Wow, you are speechless
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!Wow, Tres Mejia is so cute
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When people hear their sexy photos inside
Our next version will sell an account
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Are you sure we shouldn't take more guards, ma'am?
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I'm talking about magical girls
...Bechlonen, I heard something
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{\an7}Weekly Magical Girl
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{\an7}Magical Girl Attacks
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{\an7}across the country
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!Don't worry
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!My magical girls always win
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Okay Sulfur, can you smile?
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!definitely
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!Everyone rest
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.Spit on him
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!Sulphur-chan, courtesy
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Why should I do this?
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Hey dad, don't be like this! this part
An important part of your job
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.ah, wa-chan
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!You came today
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I was surprised, considering that usually
You are busy managing your other magical girls
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I'm sorry. You three are so good
...I never have to worry about you
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I thought our job was to fight the devil
.and these things were
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Yes, that's right
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!This "Wa-chan" is like your grandma making Saddam
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Sorry to bother you, but a member
Timmenon hit something with his car
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This is yours, isn't it?
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. He is the generator of knowledge
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...which means
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How sweet. Are you having fun playing auntie?
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!What? A new photoshoot?! I have to see him later
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. We should have guessed that it would happen like this
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Why about generators to the photography team
You didn't say anything?
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!Shameful
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. From here, Watts
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Have you visited your magical girls?
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When will you end cooperation with evil?! you
You should not do this
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!So are you
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Sulphur, I hate you! Today
I will pay you back
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. For a master to run away like you, it's a dirty word
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. You return home with longer arms and legs
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!harze kuden
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...Leo-chan, calm down
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!You're right, Beezer-chan. Let's go to them
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!B-OK
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!Such a direct attack does not work
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!Hooray! More proof that we are great together
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Why are you behaving the way you did?
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Did you really think I couldn't stop them?
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!I wish you would fall into pieces
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!Time for the second round, Beezer-chan
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!Yes
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!arrogant bastards
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!You'll make it, Sulphur
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! Azure and I will find a way
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Hey, Watts, can I punch them in the face?
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...our sponsors may not like it
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! Who will take our sponsors to the left?
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!H-Now again
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...that shape needs a lot of mana and durability to maintain
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Enough for one attack, but
...more than that
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I know, but the shield of these attacks is doubled
!always takes mana
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!I won't wait any longer
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! Read your martyrdom, Patiyareh
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!Yes! We won
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!He definitely stuffed them
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...I got bored
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. Drop bombs everywhere that nothing happens
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!Didn't I tell you before?
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. Addition that this is the essence of sex
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00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:29,790
!Thank you for the smoke you started
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. Now I can show you the real fist
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Be quick, let's continue! that is better
Don't be tired yet
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. Not at all
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. I like it like this myself
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. So you smile
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Look at his bite! So are you having fun, Beezer?
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...having fun? No, I'm just excited
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! To erase that look from your face...
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I want to see your effort
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How are you guys?
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At least we are alive. I can not believe
...to run away again
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...yeah, damn it
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...shameful
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...it's nothing, dad. Damn, I feel good
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I can't eat jam. lift me up, Sayo's
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!I'm Sayo
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!You walk easily, Haruka
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!Worth a try
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{\an7}Nero Alice in Wonderland
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