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I knew you'd change your mind.
It wasn't hard.
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I disagree.
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I couldn't stop thinking about you
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and what I'd do to you in that
sexy little milkmaid's outfit.
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I mean, look at you, Kath,
you're a bloody goddess.
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I've been really stupid.
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Russell Grant thinks it's all
to do with Mars being in Aries.
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Messes with your mind, Martin.
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You mess with my mind, Kath.
You always have.
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Sod it.
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Let's run away together,
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get married, buy a boat
and sail the world, eh?
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What about Diane?
She don't like boats.
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She once got seasick
on a log flume.
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It was an undercooked hot dog,
as well you know, Martin! Diane!
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Die Wurst war
zu wenig gekocht...
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Stop it! Martin, stop.
That is it! It's over.
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Martin, don't leave me.
Don't leave me!
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CAR ALARM BLARES
No! No!
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You're mental.
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BANGING ON DOOR
Shit!
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All right! I'm coming!
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What the bloody hell
are you banging so loud for?
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Take a picture.
It'll last longer.
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Parker's Electricals.
We've come to move you out.
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Are you hell as like?!
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What...?
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Hang on a minute.
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LINE RINGS
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Hello. Parker's Power Electricals.
Julie! Who's calling, please?
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Martin, your boss. Oh, hiya.
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Listen, after this call,
do not answer the phone.
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What if it's my boyfriend?
I don't care if it's your boyfriend.
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What have I said
about personal calls? Even me mam?
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Yes! Even your mam. Ignore it.
HORN TOOTS
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She's taking Kylie back in.
She's bust her stitches. Yeah.
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Get my car booked in. Respray.
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Did you do this?
Might have.
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Yeah. Well, you need to
get off my driveway now.
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And you need to pay your debts.
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I've told you, I'm sorting it.
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No, please.
You need to leave now. Go on.
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Friday.
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Travellers!
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Seeing if we want
the driveway tarmacked.
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Did they come last night?
I thought I saw a van.
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There's nothing wrong
with our drive.
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SHE GASPS
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Told you. Didn't I tell you?
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This is what you get for
asking your French lot round.
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"Big fat shit"? Fat shit?
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What do they mean? Disgusting.
Imagine saying that about you, Di.
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Oh, God. Do you think they mean me?
Well... Right,
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that's it. Straight back on
the Rosemary Conley for me.
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Tom! Oh! If you want this lift,
you need to come now.
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I'm going to be late.
Well, this is very upsetting.
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They can't get away with this, Martin.
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I'm going to have a word
with the school.
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No, no, no, no. Leave that.
You don't want to go in there
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getting all emotional,
embarrassing yourself. I'll sort it.
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Tom! Oh.
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I'm not getting in that. Oh, get in.
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PHONE RINGS
Come on, Julie, pick up.
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POP MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES
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What? Keys.
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Not got 'em.
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HE SIGHS
I've not.
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I had to shimmy up
the drainpipe last night.
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Christ knows where I've put 'em.
LINE CONTINUES TO RING OUT
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Hey, two girls on the go. You were
necking a different one last night.
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Good lad, keeping your options open.
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Oh, here we go. Roadworks.
As if I'm not late enough.
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PHONE RINGS
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Your mobile phone's ringing. Mm-hm.
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What's the point in having one
if you're not going to answer it?
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I'm going to need some new wheels
soon to get to and from gigs.
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Oh, yeah? And who's going
to pay for these wheels?
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Well, you promised you'd get me one
as soon as I pass my test.
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It's been six months.
Yeah, well, I'm still looking.
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You need to get off your arse
and find a job.
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Corduroy Jesus is my job.
What? Corduroy Jesus. My band.
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Corduroy bloody Jesus.
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I've just written a new track.
Thatcher Is A Mofo.
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How dare you?!
You live in a bastard dream world.
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Sat around doing sweet FA
since you finished college.
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All that money wasted.
When I was your age, I was grafting.
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I ran a chain of stores.
Paid cash for a Ford Anglia.
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Thank you. About time.
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I told you, I don't want
to flog fridges for a living.
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Yeah, well, sometimes you don't
get what you want in life, Tom.
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Sometimes it throws shit at you.
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Are you ready for that?
Ready for shit?
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Hey! Button it, lippy. Come here.
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Get yourself some dinner and put
a comb through that bloody hair.
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Will you stick one of these up
in your shop? No.
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Two and three, Rustie Lee.
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Young and keen, 15.
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Gladys, I'm going to have
to stay with you for a bit.
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You don't mind, do you?
How long's "a bit"?
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Sh! 77. Winnie Owen's
gone to heaven.
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Aw.
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Aw... Poor Winnie.
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Oh, that's your Teasmade sorted, Glad.
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Does your mum have
to watch her weight, Zara?
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Leave it, Mum.
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Well, I bet she's lovely and slim,
just like you.
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So where's today's excursion?
Liverpool.
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Oh! Albert Dock.
Oh, Albert Dock. How wonderful.
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Come on, Alison.
Hey, you'll see Fred the Map.
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A map of Liverpool?
Oh, no. It's a big floating map,
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and Fred thingy jumps from
Blackpool Tower to Stonehenge,
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telling you if it's going to be
windy or not. Boring.
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Oh, you'll love Liverpool, Zara.
Do you get Brookside in France?
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Sinbad? Bobby, Sheila?
Well, Sheila's with Billy now.
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Damon and Debbie?
Oh, poor Damon died, didn't he,
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Alison? Mum. No-one cares.
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Mrs Parker, could I have
a quick word before you go?
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Oh, yes, Mr Scott. Sorry, Graham.
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Actually, I was...
I was hoping to bump into you.
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Thanks for driving us, Mrs Parker.
Oh, pleasure, Zara.
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Lovely girl. Au revoir, girls!
Have a lorra, lorra laughs.
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Sorry. I don't know
what came over me, then.
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I was just telling Zara
about Brookie.
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Shall we? Yes.
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52 Danny La Rue.
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Any luck, Malcolm?
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I don't think you're even trying.
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Here, take half of this,
and you should be right.
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But make sure you stay near a bog. OK.
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If there's no movement by t'weekend,
we'll have to go in manually.
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Oh...
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You dirty pig.
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Six and nine meal for two.
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House! Check that.
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LINE RINGS
She's full of it.
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No-one's answering.
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This is getting right on my tits
now. Pick up, Martin.
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False call.
RESIDENTS BOO
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Bugger him.
Going to leave him to stew.
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Four and six - dog with two dicks.
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You've started
a right shitshow, Gladys.
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Why did you tell me to go
round to his house last night?
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I should have just gone home.
You what? I did.
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I did tell you to go home.
I don't think you did.
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On its one, one little duck -
number two. Quack!
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I made a right knob of meself.
I vandalised his car.
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Oh, he bloody loves that car.
I need to apologise.
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You are going to apologise
for nothing, lady.
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He's the one
that's been playing away.
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Imagine sleeping with two sisters
from the same family!
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What's that?
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You were shagging
your sister's fella?
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Kind of.
How did I not know about this?
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You're the biggest mouth in here.
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Maggie's den Number 10.
RESIDENTS BOO
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Fair play, Kath. It's like
an episode of Dynasty, this.
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She's the cheater, actually.
He was my boyfriend first.
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She stole him from me.
Fact. Barely legal 16.
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Oh, house.
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Oh... Bloody hell.
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Check it. Jammy bitch.
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We have a winner.
Oh, cock-a-leekie.
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Not keen on that.
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I hope this weather holds up.
It's a lovely day for it.
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I, uh, appreciate this is delicate.
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Yes, it is. It's very upsetting.
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It's OK. It's easy to let
things slip when we're busy.
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Yvonne Trimble, we don't run.
We walk!
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And we have written to you
and Mr Parker. You've written to us?
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Oh, you don't hang about, do you,
Graham? You run a very tight ship.
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Well, we can't turn a blind eye
to this.
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It gives the wrong impression.
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Well, it's good to know
we're on the same page. Super.
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So I take it we'll be receiving
payment from yourself soon?
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Sorry, Graham. Come again.
Andrew Boyle,
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fingers don't go there!
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Alison's school fees, Mrs Parker.
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We haven't received payment for the
past two terms. School fees?
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Oh, no. No, no, no. There must be
some kind of mistake.
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No, I don't think there has been.
I have double-checked.
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And, uh, could you ask Mr Parker
how he's getting on
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with that coffee percolator
he promised me for the staffroom?
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Oh, yes, of course, Graham.
Yes, I'll talk to Martin.
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Thank you. Thanks, Graham.
Thank you.
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Tuck your blouse in, for God's sake!
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SCHOOL BELL RINGS
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She was working
at the chicken factory.
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Hated it.
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Jealous as hell
that I was modelling. Modelling?
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You? Yeah. Pageants and that.
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That's how I met Martin, actually.
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He was judging Miss Stockport
County at the Bamboo Club.
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Came first.
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Twice that night.
You were Miss Stockport?
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Yeah. Nearly two years running.
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So I get Martin to get her
the job at Parker's,
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just, like, trying to be nice, like.
Next thing you know,
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she's shagging him
in the cleaning cupboard.
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That was the last time
she was anywhere near a mop!
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Not seen her since.
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Never even met her kids.
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Sad, really.
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Right, Les, let's get
these eyebrows sorted.
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Keep still for me. Good lad.
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So what did you do?
Well, what could I do?
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Went and got herself pregnant,
didn't she? Trapped him.
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He was trapped.
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He had no choice but to marry her.
He's a man of honour. Sounds it.
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Now he's dumped you twice.
You need to sort him out.
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Get your revenge.
What are you on about?
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You want to start smearing dog dirt
all over his door knobs.
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Brick his windows.
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Burn his shop down.
No, no, Glad. No more violence.
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Sod revenge. You want
to show him what he's missing.
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Yeah. Walk past his shop,
crop top, tits out,
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little skirt just an inch
below your min... All done!
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Very handsome, Les.
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A little choccie treat, my love.
Dougie's 'ere.
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Oh, he'll not be happy
to have missed the bingo.
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Oh, shitting hell. Do us a favour.
Not a word to Dad about Martin.
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He don't know a thing.
Oh, come on, love.
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You can't keep this a secret
from your own dad.
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Gladys, it's complicated.
Just don't say anything. Hiya.
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Kath's got news. He's left her.
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Betty Hopkins, stop shit-stirring.
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Who? Who's left you?
Your son-in-law, Billy Big-Bollocks.
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Martin Parker.
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Fuckin' hell.
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Sorry for swearing.
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I always knew he were a wrong 'un.
Never liked him.
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Stuck-up sod.
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Does our Di know?
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Oh, bloody hell, Kath!
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Is this why you two
haven't spoken all these years?
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I always thought it was because
she didn't ask you to be bridesmaid.
237
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,800
Got that ginger lass instead.
Yeah. Brenda from Co-op.
238
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,920
And she's got a buzzy eye.
I know. Ruined all the photos.
239
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,000
Yeah. How could you?
240
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:51,440
Diane's always looked after you.
She practically brought you up.
241
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,600
Oh, good old Diane.
Everyone's favourite.
242
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:59,640
Diane can't do anything wrong,
can she? Kin' hell.
243
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,160
Sorry for swearing.
244
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,920
What would your mum say?
245
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,280
This is awful.
246
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,000
I don't know what
I'm supposed to think, even.
247
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,720
What am I supposed to do with this?
Nothing.
248
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,240
Just leave it, Dad.
249
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,960
Yeah, you're right.
I'm going to fucking kill him.
250
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,880
Dad... Sorry for swearing.
251
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,800
Have you booked me car in yet?
252
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,640
Garage won't look at it until
you settle your bill. Shit!
253
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:35,280
Where else have you tried? Nowhere.
Well, why the hell not, Julie?
254
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,120
I've been dead busy
not answering t'phone. Oh...
255
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,480
Get me Alan!
256
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,160
The accountant!
257
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,520
And then sort me car out, eh?
258
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,960
DOOR SLAMS
259
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,080
SHE SIGHS
260
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,960
Dad's gone to see Martin.
261
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,400
Oh... Maybe I should ring the shop.
262
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,520
It's just talk.
Don't worry about them.
263
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,760
Come on, let's do this before
Mandeep comes back from t'bog.
264
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,520
OK. What am I doing again?
You want to get him back, don't you?
265
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,880
Yeah. Yeah. Well,
show him what he's missing.
266
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,960
He'll lap this up and he'll be
begging you to come back. Trust me.
267
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,280
Right. Are you sure?
268
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,880
Abso-fucking-lutely. Begging.
269
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,480
OK. Mind the door. All right.
270
00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,200
PHOTOCOPIER WHIRS
Oh, that's cold!
271
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,280
Oh!
272
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,160
Alan! We're code red here.
273
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,400
Two of them showed up
outside my house this morning.
274
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,720
Broad daylight.
275
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,960
Scratched "big fat shit"
on the side of the Merc.
276
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,960
Can't sell it now. Luckily,
Diana and the kids didn't see them.
277
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,520
Jesus! No, I told you,
I can't report it.
278
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,480
They want their money,
that's all. You go to the bank,
279
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,840
see what you can do.
We're two grand shy.
280
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:29,840
Sandy Cooper's here. Are you still
not in? I told him I'd ask you.
281
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,720
No, no, no, no, no. Show the man in.
Got to go.
282
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,680
Sandy, you old bastard!
Looking good, sir.
283
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:56,720
Looking good. A couple of weeks
in the Algarve. God's country.
284
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,720
Just what the doctor ordered.
POPS TONGUE
285
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,880
Oh. Yeah, she loved it out there.
Course she did.
286
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,080
Still, keeps her quiet.
287
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,440
Ohh! Women. She's downstairs now
looking at toasters.
288
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,000
Nothing wrong
with the one we've got,
289
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,240
but apparently red's
all the rage this week,
290
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,600
so I thought I'd just bob in,
see how miladdo's doing. Hey?
291
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,360
Hey?
292
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,480
So, how's tricks? Great.
293
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:24,120
Yeah. No. No, no complaints.
Business is very good.
294
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,280
Booming, in fact.
Glad to hear it, pal.
295
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,400
And your Diane, how's she keeping?
296
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,240
Never better.
297
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,760
God, I remember my dad
talking about sitting in here
298
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:40,720
shooting the breeze with
your old fella. Great man.
299
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,320
He'd be proud of the success
you've made of everything.
300
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,040
You know, the business,
happy family.
301
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,520
People look up to you, you know?
302
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,760
They've got a lot of respect
for you.
303
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,480
Cheers.
304
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,760
Oh, what did we do before faxes?
305
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,680
Do you think he'll send one back?
Of what?
306
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,920
A squashed-up ball-bag?
Pic of a dick?
307
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,160
Who'd want to see that?
308
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,920
FAX BEEPS
309
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,040
Wouldn't mind.
310
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,320
Ugh, Kath!
311
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,520
Right. Ready?
312
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,480
Go on, then.
313
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,880
Send?
314
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,240
Oh, no.
315
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,080
FAX DIALS
316
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,960
They do look good.
They're fantastic.
317
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,080
The thing is, Dennis Larch
is giving it all up.
318
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,520
Discovered religion.
Yeah. Found Jesus after his wife
319
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,520
caught him parading round
the lounge in her knickers.
320
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,160
But you didn't hear that from me.
321
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,680
Anyway, Martin, I can't think of
a better replacement
322
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,200
for Rotary Club treasurer.
323
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,120
That is marvellous.
I mean, not the knickers bit.
324
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,760
Oh, your timing couldn't be better.
325
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,880
I mean, this is perfect...
326
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,640
Hang on. It's not a done deal yet.
327
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I will
not let you down, Sandy.
328
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,720
I'll bring a fresh,
new approach to it.
329
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,120
My fiscal knowledge...
330
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,400
FAX WHIRS
331
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,480
That'll be a wrong number.
332
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,680
Wednesday night, you and Diane
must come over for dinner,
333
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,160
see the new conservatory.
334
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,560
Our VP, Vinnie Hayes, will be there.
You'll need his vote.
335
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,000
Hey, and you can meet
his new wife.
336
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,360
I've got Y-fronts older.
337
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,640
Wednesday night. Perfect.
338
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,520
Right, well, I've kept you
for long enough.
339
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,320
Best get back to our Jean
before she bleeds me dry.
340
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,760
MARTIN CHUCKLES
341
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,880
Thank you so much, Sandy.
342
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,320
It's an honour.
I will not let you down.
343
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,880
Yes!
344
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:51,080
Oh, thank God. Oh...
345
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:54,560
Can I get myself one of these
fax machines downstairs?
346
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,560
Julie. Julie! Make sure Sandy's wife
gets the staff discount.
347
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,840
What's up wi' you?
348
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:04,080
You are looking at the new
treasurer of the Rotary Club.
349
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:08,040
Oh, that sounds boring. Boring?
It's a very important role.
350
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,840
I'm their face of finance.
351
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,640
Things are looking up, Julie.
352
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,760
d When you're in love,
you know you're in love
353
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,080
d No matter what you try to do
354
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,000
d You might as well resign yourself
355
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,120
d To what you're going through
356
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,680
d If you're a hard man
or if you're a child
357
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,640
d It still might get to you
358
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,360
d Don't kid yourself
you've seen it all before
359
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:49,560
d A million mouths
have said that too-ooh-ooh... d
360
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,280
Oh, excuse me. Do you happen to know
whose keys these...?
361
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,320
Number nine.
Number nine? Thank you.
362
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,360
It's only lukewarm.
Kettle's buggered.
363
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,040
Water from the tap would be hotter.
Oh, frig me.
364
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,400
The state of that!
Being single's aged me.
365
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,960
And me.
366
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,480
Here you are.
That should take the edge off.
367
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,920
Oh. Work miracles, does it?
368
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,440
Hey, I can be your wingman
now you're single.
369
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,480
We can go Thunderdome
on Oldham Street.
370
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,120
Oh, no. Oldham Street?
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
371
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,760
Last time I was down there,
372
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,320
I was felt up
by a black and white minstrel.
373
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,400
KNOCK ON DOOR
374
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,520
Oh, yeah? You're a dirty cow,
you, Gladys.
375
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,600
Oh, he was a gentleman.
376
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,560
Kept his gloves on throughout.
377
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:54,000
You up for that, then, Glad? Find
you a fella with a pair of mittens?
378
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,920
No!
379
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,960
Hiya.
380
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,920
Is this a joke?
381
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,120
What the...?
382
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:23,280
What is this? This is my room.
383
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,960
And who the bloody hell are you?
384
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,920
This is my sister.
385
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,360
Oh, right.
386
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,240
Come on, Bev.
387
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,040
But I am warning you -
388
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,840
if I hear any scrapping,
I'll be right back.
389
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,960
I am not missing that.
390
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,800
You look like Mum.
391
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,480
And you look like
you're stalking my husband.
392
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,080
Hardly stalking.
393
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,400
KEYS CLATTER
394
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:58,120
Where is he, then? Is he here,
is he? Or is he at your place?
395
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,640
This is my place.
What? You live 'ere?
396
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,880
Yeah. You get used
to the musty smell.
397
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,360
How long has all this been going on?
I've only just moved in.
398
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,240
No, idiot! You and Martin.
399
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,240
Oh, so he's told you about us?
400
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,800
Oh, my God. Are you joking me?
I've got that necklace.
401
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,600
Did he get you one, too?
402
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,920
The same necklace!
What a cliche!
403
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,480
I got this and a pair of BaByliss
crimpers. Christmas '81.
404
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:29,000
It was a good year.
He's my husband.
405
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,240
He's your meal ticket. That's all
he's ever been to you.
406
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,200
I beg your pardon? What about you?
What's he to you? Sloppy seconds?
407
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,400
Uh, he's your sloppy seconds.
Oh, here she goes!
408
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,640
You were 16. And...?
409
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,720
We're in love. Love? Oh, please.
No, no. I'm going to throw up.
410
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,600
Listen, I know exactly
what you're after,
411
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,640
and I'm telling you now,
412
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,040
you will not be getting
a single penny of our money.
413
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,680
I don't want your money.
It's never been about money.
414
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,440
Oh? Have you forgotten about
the wedge we gave you
415
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,000
to clear off and get
the hell away from us?
416
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,040
I did get away. I went to London
for a few days. A few days? Yeah.
417
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,880
I got my ears pinned back.
418
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,440
Wow. I know.
419
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,680
So we gave you money
for a new life,
420
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,000
and you got your ears done.
And what then?
421
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,040
You just came back and carried on
shagging my husband
422
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,240
with your brand-new ears
in an old people's home?
423
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,600
I told you, I've just moved in.
424
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,480
Here come the lies.
You're a liar and you're lying.
425
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,720
It's all lies. I'm not lying.
426
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,440
And anyway, it doesn't
even matter any more
427
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:24,280
because he dumped me last night.
Dumped you?
428
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,680
Yeah. And I've been trying
to get a hold of him all day
429
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,880
because I wanted to apologise
for coming round to the house.
430
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,240
My house? I just lost it.
431
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,600
You're the big fat shit!
432
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,000
No, Martin's the big fat shit.
He said I was the big fat shit.
433
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,120
I'd write it on your car
if you were the big fat shit.
434
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:43,680
You were at my house? How could you?
How dare you vandalise the Merc!
435
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,440
I'm a passionate person, Diane.
436
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,960
Sometimes I do things
without thinking.
437
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,760
That's what Martin says
he loves about me.
438
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,720
Oh, please.
He loves that you're easy.
439
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,560
If it's handed to him on a plate,
he's going to take it, isn't he?
440
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,600
Yeah. And he does.
441
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,440
And he loves it,
because he thinks you're disgusting.
442
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,520
Ooh!
443
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,080
You silly cow!
444
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,720
I hate you!
445
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,160
No! No! Get off me hair!
446
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,800
Ohh!
447
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,600
Not my ears! Yeah! Yeah!
Cos I paid for those ears!
448
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,920
SCREAMING AND SHOUTING
449
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,720
Agh! You've unpinned my ears.
450
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,480
I've worked hard
for the lifestyle I've got.
451
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,080
So you keep your whore-y hands
off my family.
452
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,320
All right, Krystle Carrington,
calm down.
453
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,360
God...
454
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,560
Who else knows? No-one.
455
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,640
Gladys.
456
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,320
Betty.
457
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,920
Bev and Les. Oh, Christ Almighty.
Oh, Mandeep in the office.
458
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,920
Dad.
459
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,560
What?
460
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,760
When did he find out?
About an hour ago.
461
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,960
Oh, for fuck's sake!
462
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,880
Christ, I miss you.
463
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,200
Mr Parker! Mr Parker!
464
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,280
You've got to see this. It's proper
kicking off downstairs.
465
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,480
Some tramp's got the penguin
in a headlock.
466
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,600
Aw, shit.
467
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,640
I caught two buses to come here.
468
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,320
So tell that selfish Tory prick
to come see me
469
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,360
or the penguin gets it.
470
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,800
Back off. Snap his neck like a
bloody carrot, won't I, Penguin?
471
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,640
Yes. Oh, here he is.
472
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,720
The gobshite who can't keep his
mucky hands off both my daughters.
473
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,160
Had a drink, have you?
You want to calm down, pal.
474
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,120
You're the one who needs
to calm down.
475
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,680
Grown man,
acting like a bloody teenager.
476
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,600
You've enough cheek
for a second arsehole.
477
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,520
Why don't we take this outside,
get you some fresh air?
478
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,320
Oh, yeah. You'd love that,
wouldn't you,
479
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,440
if it all just went away?
Well, guess what?
480
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,560
I'm going nowhere,
you lying sack of shit.
481
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,360
Hit him in the face, Grandad!
Watch it, Julie.
482
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,040
One more written warning,
you're out.
483
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,960
You've always thought you're better
than us, haven't you? Eh?
484
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,480
Well, I'm a better man than
you are! And do you know why?
485
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,040
Go on, tell me.
I'm game for a laugh.
486
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,040
Because I'm a good man.
I'm loyal and I'm honest.
487
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,040
And I didn't cheat on me wife.
488
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,440
BYSTANDERS MURMUR
489
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,480
Picked the wrong family
this time, haven't you, Parker?
490
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,600
Hey? Oh, yeah? Yeah.
This will be the undoing of you,
491
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,920
mark my bloody words! Will it?
Yes. Yeah? Yeah! Yeah? Yeah.
492
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,600
Well, I can't help it
if your daughters were easy.
493
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,920
Fuck him...
494
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,880
Hey! Get off!
495
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,920
BYSTANDERS GASP
496
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,520
Gary! Hand round some balloons. Quickly.
497
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,120
All right, everyone, show's over.
498
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,280
Shit a brick, I think
you've killed him.
499
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,800
d Ra ra Rasputin
500
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,880
d Lover of the Russian queen
501
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,360
d There was a cat
that really was gone
502
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,200
d Ra ra Rasputin
503
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,360
d Russia's greatest love machine
504
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:13,920
d It was a shame how he carried on
505
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,760
d Ra ra Rasputin
506
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,840
d Russia's greatest love machine
507
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:23,520
d And so they shot him
till he was dead. d
508
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,800
{\an8}Oh, those Russians.
509
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,800
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