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Previously on "Southern Charm"...

I'm gonna watch you
on this side.

Okay, keep coming.

Never mind,
go on the other side.

Okay, okay, okay.

Ah!

As Craig continued
to grow his pillow empire,

Olivia expanded
her romantic horizons.

You're saying that
you're gonna ask her out?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

♪ Ba-ba-doo

But thanks to JT,

that was the least
of Austen's problems.

You have a sleepover

with a girl that is
your friend's ex?

♪ Times have changed

♪ Don't you know

So while Austen
and Taylor doubled down...

I wouldn't even
bring that up to Olivia

because I know it would just
make her feel uncomfortable.

Shep and Olivia
just couldn't let it go.

I don't know what to think.

That would be
kind of----ed up.

It makes my stomach turn
a bit even thinking about it.

♪ He's got scandals
to pass the time ♪

And as Taylor prepared
to host her very

first work event,
Olivia decided it

was time for a come to Jesus.

JT raised questions
involving you and Austen.

Austen was not in
a good place with you.

I was not in a good place
with Shep.

In the midst of that,
like, vulnerability,

I was like, Austen, is this
something that we explore?

[tense music]

Uh, sorry, I'm--

I didn't know--

I didn't know any of that.

I called my brother
for advice.

And Austen, did he talk
to his family about it?

Yeah, he talked
to his sister about it.

Our friendship is what is
most important to me.

So why not just, like,
talk to me about it?

Olivia, I don't want
to ever think

that I'm betraying your trust.

I know, and that's why
I'm, like,

just trying to understand it.

So did anything happen
that made you go from,

"He's my brother" to, like,
talking to your family

about possibly dating him?

♪

Never hooked up,
never anything.

Swear on my life.

♪

Well, thank you
for letting me in on it.

Yeah.

Well, I appreciate the chat.

Well, thank you again.

Yeah.

[dramatic music]

♪

[sobbing]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[tense music]

♪

[line ringing]

- Hello.
- Hey.

Hi, friend.

Oh, sorry I missed
your call earlier.

I was getting coffee
with Taylor.

She said
there have been times

where Taylor and Austen, like,
considered dating one another.

I'm just like--

When we were like--

yeah.

[tense music]

Hey.

Do you have a sec?

Okay, well, I just got
coffee with Olivia.

I told her about our
conversation that we had had.

I thought that, you know,
it would have been kind of one

of those things
that she's like,

I, you know, appreciate you
being open and honest,

but that's not really the case.

It's kind of quite
the opposite.

She said there was, like,
a time where, like,

after New York, like,

when we were, like,
in the thick of, like,

talking about fixing
things with us.

Like, that's the part
that just feels gross.

I was just--I was like,
I just need to, like,

process things for a second.

Like--

During this time
that she's saying

that they had
a conversation,

I was in California
for three days.

And the entire time
I was gone,

Austen was reaching out to me

and telling me to give him
another chance.

And Taylor was a huge reason
why I chose to forgive him.

And then a week later,
he suddenly

has a change of heart.

That's the thing.

Like, that's what I was saying.

I'm like, I've encouraged
the friendship.

So like, I don't know.

Yeah, she was gone.

I was well within my right.

Nobody was dating anyone.

When Austen and I had
that conversation,

Shep and I had been broken up
for about two months.

Austen and Olivia,
were they ever together?

I mean, it was very confusing.

I just never knew
where exactly they were,

but at that moment in time,

they were not
on speaking terms.

I know.

And like, I'm genuinely
bummed about how it,

like, shifts things with Taylor
and I, and like, I don't--

Want it to be that
with her.

[BLEEP] Austen, seriously.

What a piece of sh-- he is.

[dramatic music]

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

Chicken!

Guess where I am?

I'm confused, though,
because the pool's only

supposed to be 6 feet deep.

Well, it's pretty--
pretty close to 6 feet.

Yeah, I'm sure they didn't
get the measurements wrong,

Craig.
[laughter]

♪

God, this healthy bacon
does not cook.

♪

Ta-da!

Vegan.

All right, alteration rack.

Too big.

This Oscar,
this is for the beach.

I don't know why
this is in this closet.

This should go
in the other closet.

This one actually fits.

Ooh, I need more closets.

Hey, Craig, do you remember
the doggy door?

You can go outside
anytime you want.

Okay, go.

Go through the door.

Go.

Go ahead.

All right!

♪

[quirky music]

♪

I'm stressing out.

All this mail.

I'll deal with this later.

Really?

Oh, God.

He won't notice.

[knocking on door]

Come in.
- What's up, buddy?

- Rod!
- How we doing?

Doing great, man.

Thanks for swinging by.
- Of course.

Good to see you.
- Good to see you, bud.

Can I pour you a drink?

I'm having a scotch.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

You want it neat, or you
want it on the rocks?

- Rocks all day.
- All right.

Look at you, always the host.

About to be even more
of a host soon here.

Yeah, launching this place
is gonna be pretty fun.

I kind of miss the old days
of it being, like, you know,

beams and--and all that.

You remember
pre-COVID when there was

literally wiring and like--

Dude, that's--

Syringes?

Dude, that's when I met you.

And then we became best buds.

Yeah.

Here we are.

That was the one
thing COVID gave me--

- Yeah.
- Was you.

- I'll take it.
- Honestly--

I'll take it.

A lot of gray hairs and me.

I mean, like, there was
actual, like, electrical--

electrical wiring.

Like, I still have
some of those

before photos.
- Yeah.

Five or six years ago, me
and two other business partners

started buying all these
historic properties

in this one neighborhood
for Airbnb.

And we named this collection
the Inns.

And we turned this
derelict POS building

into this amazing
event space with

an old-world masculine vibe.

It looks like Gerard Butler's
penthouse in Chelsea.

So what's up, buddy?

So I talked to Austen.

How did that go?

It's one of those
where he's smiling to my face.

I may or may not have
been out with Olivia.

So while I'm telling
Austen about all this,

Austen goes, you know,
Olivia doesn't believe this,

but I really do care about her,
and I want her to be happy.

And then within six seconds,
he pivots and says,

but I should let you know,
I saw her

at Share House
the other weekend.

She was kissing another guy.

Just--just to, you know,
tell you.

- He was trying to jab you.
- He was trying to jab me.

He's like, buh-bam.

He's trying
to slut-shame her.

I'm like, dude, she's single.

It's like, we're getting
to know each other.

Why does he got
to bring her down?

Like, that's not how
a gentleman is raised.

I still take issue with
Austen doing that to Shep.

I mean, have you ever
had a sleepover?

- I mean--
- Dude.

Especially the fact
that it's, like,

a forbidden sleepover.

It definitely didn't
sit well with me.

Has Taylor even talked
to Olivia about this?

They have.

They're not in a good place.

Taylor is not an
innocent party here

because it takes two to tango.

Yeah.

But really,
it's the boy's fault.

[upbeat music]

Coming up...

You knew everything.

You knew everything about him.

And you still were like,
let's give it a shot?

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

So I guess if we want
to put those

just on a table over there.
- Copy.

♪

Variety packs for y'all.

♪

- Hi!
- Hi!

Look at you.

It got cold.

Ms. Ski Après.

I like your little pom-poms.

- Thank you.
- Those are so cute.

I've got to change still,
but I just didn't want to get

sweaty trying to set up.

Yeah, of course.

- What do you think?
- This looks great.

Really good.

And then we're putting
the ice luge right here.

Yay, luge time.

It's like a little ski slope.
It's cute.

- Yeah.
- This is the vibe.

Absolutely crushed it.

Thank you, thank you.

Yeah, it looks really good.

I need to see where my--

[phone chiming]
- Are you going over there?

Oops.

[phone ringing]

Yo.

How's it going?

All good.

What's your plan today?

Okay, all right, well, good.

I'm--I'm--I'm happy for
both of you, to be honest.

I--I am glad that,
you know, you're going.

I am not gonna go.

There's just a lot of sh--
going on right now.

Taylor and Olivia,
you know, met up,

and like, Olivia
expressed just, like,

extreme unhappiness with Taylor
for a couple things.

No.

Nothing----ing happened.

Hand on Bible.

So anyways.

All right, man,
well, have fun.

All right, buddy, bye.

♪

Taylor, you want
to come chat with me?

Yes.

I'm excited for today.

- Yeah.
- This is big.

Like, this is gonna be
the biggest launch

that I've done.
- Yeah.

I just want to do
a good job for my job.

Yeah, I want you
to, like, kill it.

Yeah.

But also, I'm nervous.
- Yeah.

- So--
- Yeah.

It's like a plethora
of things and--

Right.

Well, yesterday was,
like, a crazy day for you.

I'm gonna be very, very honest.

Olivia called me, and she
was bawling and having,

like, a full meltdown.

- It was a lot.
- At this point,

it's like, you owe her
all of the truth.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Like, no one falls on a dick.

No one falls into
a relationship.

It's like, I don't know what
the extent of whatever it was,

but I just know
that there was more to it,

which is--that's the part
that, like, bothers me.

I'm disappointed
because I adore you both.

I hate this.

Absolutely.

But this is about me
and my launch.

Yeah.

No, I agree with you.

Even if Olivia and I
aren't on the best foot

in our friendship,
it doesn't matter.

You need to be on the best
foot in a business.

You have to separate the two.

I got to get changed, girl.

Yeah, go change.

I got to get my ski gear on.

[upbeat music]

♪

I don't know if
shirtless is the move.

All the ski stuff's
in frickin' Hilton Head.

Craig!

[laughs] Ah!

Ah, ah, ah.

You ready to go?

[upbeat music]

[FaceTime ringing]

Come on, B.

Hey, boo!

[laughs]
Your hair looks good.

I feel like I never see you
wear it, like, straight.

Okay, got it.

I still have no idea
what I'm wearing.

Oh, that's cute.

Let me--let me see if I can
find some things in my closet.

Taylor could have picked
a better theme.

Like, we live in Charleston.

We don't have, like, coats.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. So...

Yeah.

So Leva told me that Olivia,

she doesn't know
if she's coming

'cause they're on the outs
right now.

Yeah, Olivia and Taylor
are on the outs.

They're on the outs, yeah,

because Taylor
told Olivia that--

[gasps] Whoo!

Let me move back to my,
like, little beauty section.

My closet doesn't have
good Wi-Fi.

Yeah.

Okay, so Taylor,

unfortunately,
told Olivia that,

like, for a split second
that she thought

she might have had, like,
some sort of feelings

or whatever for Austen.

But she, like, told Olivia
that, and Olivia, like--

I don't know, dude.

Their friendship might be,
like, absolutely done.

I have said--and please
roll back the tapes--

Austen clearly has
a strong feeling about her.

It just radiates.

I mean, I low-key think
he's in love with her.

Taylor, I think he's low-key
in love with you.

Like, I--
- No. No, no, no.

Olivia, you don't think that?

Poor Olivia.

- Bye!
- Bye.

[upbeat music]

♪

[phone ringing]

Hey.

Hey.

Are you going
to Taylor's party?

Cool.

I was just second guessing
going a bit.

I was having, like,
I don't know what to call it.

You talked to Austen?

Yeah, I'd say
that's pretty fair.

Thank you, Austen,
for passing on the message.

Okay.

The fact that Austen isn't
coming tonight is so fitting.

It's exhibit A
of who Austen is.

Meanwhile, I know how
to put stuff on the shelf

and compartmentalize.

And so, I'm gonna go
and support her because

I really care
about our friendship.

Yeah, well, that's
kind of another thing.

I was gonna see if
you wanted to ride together,

hop in my Uber, since we're
right down the street.

All right, bye.

All right.

Mm.

I guess I'll start
making a drink now.

Coming up...

Okay, worst-case scenario, right?

Yeah.

They actually want
to be together.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

Okay, I'm gonna put this in
the back because this is--

this is for keeping the
buckets full--with that stuff.

We also have bubbles.

Are they gonna make it
all the way over there?

That is the bubble machine
for it, baby.

Is it raining?

Is that rain or wind?

I think it's raining.

Oh, my gosh.

Don't stress too much.

Tonight will be fun
and good and wild.

Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

If I let Leva down,
this is not gonna work out.

It's gonna be good.

Let's grab a Day Chaser.

Shall we get the day started?

Hi!

I don't know what to expect.

The weather is sh--.

Plus, there's all
my personal problems.

Go grab a Day Chaser.

We've got food going around.

Enjoy the ice luge,
ski instructors.

But impressing Leva
is my goal.

I've got to show up
and show out.

Hi!

You look so cute.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my gosh,
don't get your boots all wet.

I, like, had to wear
the sunglasses to, like,

make a look.

I feel like
I don't have a look.

- Yeah, girl.
- Cute!

- You gotta get the look.
- Yeah.

Hi, babe.

Come do the ice luge.

Joey Bottles will help you
with the ice luge.

Oh, my.
Hi!

- How are you?
- How are you?

Thank you for being here.

Of course.

You look great.

You look fire.

Yeah, they're
little pom-poms.

Get it right, please.

♪

Hey.

Hi.

- Happy Friday.
- Thank you.

Thanks for coming.

You look cute!

Oh, wow, look at
these two ski bunnies,

these blonde babies.
- Hi.

- Hi, baby.
- How are you?

Good to see you.

♪

Whoa!

[laughter]

Look at this guy.

Hi.

Thank you so much for coming.

Thanks for having me.

Craig and I, we aren't quite
on the best foot forward yet.

You laughed about it.

If it wasn't for me,
he would have

slept with the----ing girl.

And I should have let him.

What about your girl
cheating on you?

I'm trying to make
amends with him.

There's many flavors
to choose from.

My favorite is the spicy mango.

So...
- Okay.

And his winter coat,
I like it a lot.

It's very Dumb and Dumber.

[laughs]

What's up, guys?

Look at you.

You look like
the dude from Shrek.

Craig Shrek.

The guy from Shrek?

- Monster Inc.
- Oh, Monsters, Inc.

- Oh.
- Sully.

- Not Shrek.
- Shrek, I wasn't expecting.

I was wrong.
I'm sorry.

Craig looks like
Pimp Daddy, Jr.

I hate the coat, so--

So Austen told Taylor
that he's not coming.

Yeah.

- Oh, you know?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, I was like--

- You told her?
- Yeah.

Oh.

That's just petty.

You can't come
and just support?

Like, dude, come on, come on.

Stop being such a little bitch.

So wait, where's
Olivia, then?

She's supposed to be coming.

Shep is supposed to be coming.

I'm like, if they can come
and, like, suck it up,

you can come.

[suspenseful music]

♪

- Hey, man.
- What's up, baby?

I brought champagne.

I want to put it on ice, yeah.

Nice, let's go crack it open.

Come on in.

Well, it's kind of
room temperature.

- Eh.
- Eh.

- Eh.
- Well.

We can chill
that sh-- out.

Let's have some caviar
with your----ing sh--.

[laughs] Oh, baby.

Yeah, bro.

This is what dreams
are made of.

Where's your mother?

In her bedroom.

She's--
- Hey, Peaches.

Hey, Peaches.

Oh.

Well, we have
a French chilled vodka.

Let's.

Anyway, how you been, man?

What's going on with
your foibles in the--

the love department?

You want to hear
about my foibles?

Yes.

Get some vodka in me
and then we can discuss.

Cheers, pal.

Cheers, old boy.

Ooh.

[BLEEP].

That's good stuff.

Shots of vodka, God damn it.

The dog is like,
what is this poison

that these humans are imbibing?

[phone chimes]
- Okay, okay, okay.

Craig texted me.

He just said, when are you
going to Whitney's?

- Is he going to this party?
- Yeah.

Okay, so you didn't go
to the party.

What's going on?

What happened?

Okay, so Taylor called me.

Uh-huh.

And Taylor was
like--she was crying.

She was distraught.

Why does she cry all
the time, this girl?

Not everyone's
a hardened----ing ass-wipe

like you and Shep.
- Okay.

You know, some other people
have feelings.

Basically, Olivia was
asking her questions

about me and Taylor.

Taylor was, like, crying.

She was like, I don't even
know if, you know, she wants

to be friends with me
or if, like, she wants to come

to this party tomorrow.

I don't even know.

So you know, I didn't want
to walk in there and be like,

oh, you know,
Taylor and Olivia.

Like, if I hug,
you know, Taylor,

is, like, Olivia
gonna roll her eyes?

Like, no,----ing forget it.
[BLEEP] no.

And so is she angry
at the assumption that

perhaps you and Taylor
might have had something?

Is there, like, a latent kind
of suspicion that's still...

- Probably.
- Hovering?

Probably.

Really?

- But so what if Taylor and I
- ing made out?

Did you make out?

No, no.

What if, you know, we did?

Well, number one, I'm
guessing you've not hooked up

with her out of respect
for Shep, you know,

which we have loyalty to him.

The question is,
if Olivia was, like,

trying to entertain
that with him,

do you think that Shep would
have just gone for it

and not said
a----ing word or--

You're trying to deflect.

I'm not trying
to put it like--

You are.
You're getting all whipped up.

Did you get food too?

Like, this is lovely.

But did you get Leon's?

[dramatic music]

There have been
some rumblings

that Austen and Taylor
had gotten a little closer

than they were letting on.

So it didn't happen,
you're saying?

No.

Okay, I believe you.

And the way Austen
is reacting,

I'm kind of
smelling a rat here.

♪

Well, here we go.

I don't know what to expect.

What are we gonna do,
walk in there and smile and--

Isn't that
the Charleston way?

Yeah.

No, that's the Southern way.

The Southern way.

I don't know, I have,
like, an uncomfortable

amount of anxiety.

I mean, let's get down
to brass tacks.

I love your--

What--what--

what the hell happened?

So Taylor told me
that she and Austen

had a conversation
about possibly

being in a relationship.

But the timeline of it,
though, Shep,

is what knocked
the wind out of me.

Like, this was after New York.

And you guys were hanging
out then, you and Austen.

Yeah.
It's just messy.

It's just not good.

And then, you know,
she was like,

I went to--to my brother
to talk about it.

He went to his sister
to talk about it.

And so that's why I was just
like, I don't know, I'm--

- That's crazy.
- It's crazy. It's crazy.

Running it by people
means that there was

more than just a friendship.

Olivia, man,
I don't know what to say.

Maybe she just needed
some arms to run into.

But like, for him
to be those arms,

considering you and me,
is----ing reprehensible.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

Hi.

It is giving rich.

Am I doing this?

Get on the ice luge.

There you go. Easy.

And that's how
your mom got herpes.

[laughter]

Oh, thank you so much.

So this is fake,

but like, it's so absurd,

that you think it's real.

You're like, my--
my plain T-shirt is more

expensive than the jacket.
- Yes.

We were just talking
about how Austen's,

like, not showing up.

Yeah, speaking of Austen,
I'm a big guy's guy.

And one of the things
that kind of always

sort of rubbed me the wrong
way is when guys break--

I call it
"bro-fessional" courtesy.

Do you know what that is?
- Bro code?

It's like
professional courtesy

but like between bros.

Austen and Taylor had
a sleepover in his home.

I'm not accusing anyone
of doing anything nefarious.

Hey, I'm coming in.

I'm just saying,
as a professional courtesy,

you don't sleep over with
your boy's ex-girlfriend.

The alibi was that
she slept in the guest room.

So--

Well, I'll say this.

The last time
I saw the guest room,

there wasn't a bed in there,
so I don't know what.

Wait, what?

Someone go find out
if there's a bed

in the guest room.

[sighs]

No, we live
next door to each other.

Okay, I don't know.
I don't--

It happens.

Perception has become reality.

[dramatic music]

Hello, Cruella de Vil.

How you doing?

Good, how are you?

Hey. I know.

I was like, hey, we even wore--

I know.

We've been waiting
on you to get here.

You look good.

I'm honestly shocked
to see Olivia.

I don't know a girl
in America who would have

handled the news
about Austen and Taylor

and stay calm.

I would have ripped
Taylor's hair out,

and her nickname
would have been "Patches."

- How you doing, man?
- How are you?

Good.
Good to see you.

Good to see you.

I like this
Back to the Future vest.

Man.

And I mean that.

All right, 3, 2, 1.

One second.

Oh, my God.

Like a rom-com.

- Open it.
- Check it out.

Ew.

Mwah.

Aw.

Ooh.

- Hello.
- Hi.

How are you?

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for the invite.

Yeah.

How are you?

- Good.
- Yeah?

- Yeah.
- Is everything going well?

Yeah.

Yeah, thanks for being here.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

All right, good to see you.

Go grab a Day Chaser.

Okay.

♪

Better now.

[laughs] How are you doing?

Good to see you, baby.

- Good to see you.
- Doing well?

- Yes.
- Cheers.

I like this little get-up.

Oh, my God, it's a two piece.

Oh, I thought you had this
whole, like, onesie thing.

- It's, like, a whole tearaway.
- Oh.

So I was nervous that,
like, someone like you

would see it--

And just snap them?

[laughs]

Come on, talker.

Let's get in here
so we can take this shot.

Okay, you know what?
I'm done talking.

- Oh, I need to get in it?
- Yeah.

Are my earmuffs,
like, overkill?

- No.
- I feel like they're overkill.

We look like we're in Aspen.

- Like we're in Aspen, right?
- Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Hi, how are you?

Good to see you.

I missed ya.

I know.

I didn't even get to talk
to you at Madison's thing.

It was a lot.

Hi, ski bunny.

Hi!

You're in the rain.
You're in the rain.

Hi.

How are you?

You look so cute.

Where'd you guys find these?

1982.

We got them out
of the closet.

Look at the ice luge
she got over there.

That's a hit.

- All right, well, let's do it.
- Yeah, go.

Really quick, I--

I wanted you to know that I'm
here to support and whatnot.

And so, and like--

I just wanted to let you know.

- Thank you.
- That's it.

- Congratulations and yeah.
- Thank you.

Okay.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

- You look awesome!
- Thank you.

Hold on, you look great.

Thank you.

I haven't seen you in so long.
- Thank you.

It's been a while.
- How you been?

Good.
How's married life?

Great.
I love it.

Are you in a relationship?

I might have, like,
gone on a date with Olivia

and might be interested there.

Yeah.

Can you please not say
that's my ex-boyfriend?

I'm not--
- Sorry.

Our mutual friend.
- Okay.

He took it well
on the surface.

- Okay.
- But I'm skeptical he didn't.

- Okay.
- We'll see.

♪

Whitney, this is amazing.

This is the best meal ever, right?

- Thank you...
- Thank you.

- For hosting.
- Thank you.

- For getting some Leon's.
- Yeah.

You know what the bad thing
about alcohol is?

ing nothing.

The good thing about alcohol--

from Martin Amis,
a great author--

he goes,
alcohol kills the past.

All the sh-- forward,
backwards, everything,

is inconsequential.

That make sense?

It doesn't make sense.

But it should.

And look--

Look, there's no doubt
about it, it's amazing.

It made you more,
to me... lovable.

[laughs]

We're gonna be hammered, bro.

So what?

We're celebrating being men.

Yes.

Oh. That was good.

What do you think's going on
at this party now?

Should I text Craig and--

Actually,
why don't you call Craig?

You--you call Craig.

He might be excited
to hear from you.

I'm gonna call Craig.

Craig--Craig Conover.

Craig Combover.

Well, [BLEEP].

You just called me, you idiot.

Sorry.

I'm gonna call Craig because
now you're pissing me off.

Here, you want to share this?

Can I get--

Oh, jeez.

What?

Oh, God, Madison.

Oh, it's Madison!

Hey, Madison.

I miss you, baby.

Oh, God.

- It's Whitney on here.
- Oh, God.

- Whoo!
- Oh, my God.

They're at the party.

Uh, yeah.

No, no, Craig, I love it.

Okay.

Get Madison over here.

- Bring Madison.
- Austen--

Is that an open invite?

I'm leaving in 10.

Well--hey, the girls want
to know if it's an open invite.

No, no, just--just--

No, no, no,
it's not an open invite.

Just bring Madison.

All right, bye.

No, no, wait, wait, hold on.

Don't text.
- Shh.

What the [BLEEP]
does that mean?

When you're the party,
people want to come to you.

I'm where the party is at.
I'm where it's at, bro.

- God damn it.
- I'm where it's at.

The more Veuve I drink,
the happier I become.

♪

Coming up...

If y'all hooked up,
would you tell me?

Define "hooked up."

♪

[upbeat music]

I'm gonna throw
all this away really quick.

Then I'm gonna come back
with some more.

- What's up, buddy?
- Nothing. I--

- You okay?
- Yeah.

I think I'm gonna
head out in a second

and see Whitney and Austen.

So Olivia discussed what
she and Taylor discussed

yesterday, and it's not good.

It's not good.

What do you mean?

Taylor said to Olivia,
yeah, Austen and I

had a talk about
whether we should pursue

each other, like, seriously,

and we talked
to each other's family.

Like, I talked to my family,
and he talked to his about

whether it would be
a good idea or not.

I go, what?

It was not just a second,
like a drunken, hey,

you know, people are talking.

If you're even
saying, like, we had

to have this conversation,
that means you crossed

the line, in my opinion.

I thought it was inappropriate
for Austen and Taylor

to be hanging out
just as friends.

Like, I thought that part
was inappropriate,

let alone more
friends with benefits.

And if Austen and Taylor
hooked up,

that is a----ing
insane betrayal to Shep.

Like, how deep is this?

It's kind of sickening to me.

Is he a sociopath?

You don't have to say
anything to Austen,

if you don't want to,
but like, I would

like you to come with me.

And I think it would be good
for the current situation.

Okay, I'll think about it.

Well, I'm leaving.

Can you give me 10 minutes?

If you say you're coming with
me, I'll give you 10 minutes.

I'm not gonna wait 10 minutes
for you to make up your mind.

Just let me think
about it, okay?

Okay, let me know in five
what you've decided.

All right.

♪

Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug!

Oh!

So Olivia,
did you go on a date?

Remember, we got the text
when we were like--

Yeah, we did,
like, a day date.

Like, went and got coffee
and sit in the park.

It was fun.

Oh, well, he's totally into
you more than that answer.

He was like, yeah, I love her.

No, he didn't say that,
but close to that.

That's the only thing that
I want is for people to try it

so that they know
that it's good

and then they buy it
and drink it.

Yeah, I'm gonna take
a shot of tequila, please.

And then I'll have a beer-beer,
not a--not a seltzer.

I'll do just like him.

Stella, Stella.

Same shot.
- Same beer.

Perfect.
- Oh, hey, buddy.

You started
this whole damn thing.

God damn it.

What did I do?

Nothing.

You've shown a lot.
- Ready?

Good for you.

Rod, I love you.

We'll catch up soon. Ready?

I'm going with you.

Hold on.

You just got a beer.

It's for the car.

Yeah, car beer.
All right.

Are you out of here?

Yeah.

Just--just----ing go.
Just go.

What--I like to advise.

What happened?

Taylor told Olivia
that they...

That's why he's not here.

Contemplated being
in a relationship together.

Are you kidding me right now?

I mean, goddamn, Austen.

But I'm not gonna go
scorched earth.

That's not who I am.
- Have they hooked up?

Did he lie to us?

I don't know.

Bro, this is
really----ed up.

Just go and talk to him.

I can't believe this.

- Good job.
- Thank you.

- Congrats.
- Bye.

Wait.

I'll see you later.

Craig?

Yeah, go for it.

I have to run.

I haven't seen Whitney
since I've been back.

Shep's coming with us now,
so I have to get him.

God damn it.

All right.

And he and--he and Patricia
have some food.

I'm kind of hungry.

I'm gonna go over there.

So is that okay?

It's not okay that
you're drinking that.

I'm not driving.
It's for the car.

- I'm saying rather than this.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

Someone handed this to me.
- Okay, okay.

I'll have a beer-beer,
not a--not a seltzer.

Can I get in the car?

Hold on.

He's talking to Taylor.

Jesus Christ.

Um, I talked to Olivia.

Okay.

And it shook me a little bit.

I mean, I don't want
to upset you.

This is your night.

Don't worry about it.

I need to go talk to Austen.

But like, I just want some
honesty from him, you know?

You're gonna get honesty
from me too.

I was just surprised to hear
that, like, you guys actually

talked about whether you should

see each other
so quickly after--

that's wild.

That just doesn't--that--

like, that's crazy.

Shep, I've never been close
to hooking up with Austen.

Okay, but you told Olivia--

Is it supposed
to be something--

You talked to your family
about whether--

I talked to my brother
about it.

Yeah, but Taylor,
for you to get upset with me

from some girl--

You----ed another person
in Texas, Shep,

like, multiple women in Texas.

Like, goddamn.

It's been two----ing months.

And meanwhile, you're like,
hey, should we do this?

It's kind of
double standard time.

Well, that's--you're right.

Okay, like--

But had I been cheating on
you the entire relationship--

Oh, stop it.

You spent----ing
six nights a week with me

for 2 1/2 years, Taylor.

Austen was the only person
I had to lean on.

In that moment, we were both
very broken people,

very broken people.

And it pushed us together.

In what universe
do you think, like,

that would be a good idea?
- Because--

We used to laugh about him.

We used to laugh
about his behavior.

Shep, when somebody
is going--

And you knew everything.

You knew everything about him.

And you still were like,
let's give it a shot?

I've known Austen for
as long as I've known you.

He's a good friend.

He's horrible in relationships.

I don't know that anymore.

So that was also taken
into consideration.

The conversation
I'm about to have with him.

- ing--
- Hey, listen,

it's a work thing.
Do you think--

Let me--let me go.

I'm just--
I'm just trying to--

I don't want to upset you.

You're in the middle
of your thing.

Okay. Bye.

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♪

I'll get in the back
since I have a cat suit on.

♪

All right.

That was a heady-ass encounter.

I mean, I stood in the rain
for a while, so I hope it was.

Okay, worst-case
scenario, right?

Yeah.

They actually
want to be together.

[dramatic music]

♪

[tense music]

Okay, you guys ready?

No.

Let's do this sh--.

All right.

Okay.

And Shep, don't be a pussy.

You come to do
what you came here to do.

I don't--I don't knock, so--

Hello?

Whoo!

Look at these two
mother----ers.

We are here to party.

Craig, I love the coat.

And Shepherd.

Thanks, buddy.

I love the coat.

Dude, we haven't
seen each other.

How you doing, baby?

How you been?

Boy, I've never talked
about you so much--

No way.

With you not being there.

What?

Are y'all having fun?

All right,
I'm ready to get into--

- What the sh--?
- Leisurewear.

I'm starving.
- Wait.

Wait, I--

I might have to readjust.
- Yeah, look.

There's a plate.
We got chicken.

- That's perfect.
- Yeah.

You look a bit stressed.

I'm a little stressed.

What the [BLEEP], guys?

How did tonight go?

I'll have some red wine,
my friend.

Shep?

We just had to wait
while Shep

talked to--had a heart-to-heart

with everyone in the bar.

Austen, it went interestingly.

- Interestingly?
- Yes.

That's the----ing
nicest thing I can say.

You, as a wordsmith--

That's the nicest thing
you have to say?

Yes.

- Oh.
- We'll talk in private.

It's okay.

No, talk right now.

Enjoy your chicken.

Yeah, so I'm curious.

I mean--

I don't know.

I think it's between
me and Austen.

Like, why don't you
address it now?

Talk about it now.

Move on.

Let's eat chicken.

I already ate chicken.

We'll talk about it.

Let's go talk about it.

Okay, sure.

Shall we?

Yeah.

Usually, Shep's the bad guy,

and now all of a sudden,

Shep has become the victim.

So it's very hard to process
all of this stuff.

I'm not here for blood.

Just say you're sorry
and you used protection.

The fact that Austen has
figured out a way for me

to feel sympathetic
towards Shep is crazy.

Come on, let's do this.

Okay.

I'm gonna sit right here.

Okay.

So you told me today
that, like,

nothing happened with Taylor.

And I said, that's fine.

You know, like,
that's what you said,

but what the reality
is that Taylor

might not have told you,
that Olivia

sure as [BLEEP] told me today.

She goes,
Taylor said Austen and I

had a conversation
about whether

we should maybe get together.

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♪

And by the way, man, that
takes things to another level.

I'm just telling you, it does.

And for Olivia,
it's very difficult

to fathom that, especially
her relationship with you.

What do you think happened?

Like, knowing Austen
and knowing Taylor,

I think there was probably
exchange of fluids.

Gross.

So I'm gonna just--

I'll let you talk now.

Okay.

So I--

I had always thought
that her and I

were just, like,
super tight and super close.

And I didn't think
that it was ever

gonna become, like, a point
of contention kind of thing.

And then, all of a sudden,
like, it was, right?

So you have to understand too,
Shep, there was a lot

of, like, an outside chatter.

You're so vague
sometimes, man.

You're vague all the time.

You're hurt right now.

God damn it, dude, Whitney and
I drank a [BLEEP] ton tonight.

But--but--

In vino veritas.

Oh, in wine, there is truth.

Correct.

Speak the----ing truth, Austen.

Would you tell me
if it were true?

Would I tell you what?
What are you asking?

- If y'all hooked up.
- What are you asking me?

If y'all hooked up,
would you tell me?

Define "hooked up."

[dramatic music]

♪