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Previously on the
"Southern Charm" reunion...

Why do you want
to see Craig's dick?

It's weird.

I've known you for too long.
I haven't seen your dick.

[laughter]
Maybe I am in love with Craig.

- The grape jelly meatballs.
- I'm telling you, it is good.

Maybe you should stop
cooking for your men.

Did you just pull that
out of your fake ass?

This is three years long.
You're five seconds in.

Do you want him?

You said sh--
about me, point-blank.

- Like what?
- She doesn't do anything--

- Stop.
- You literally--

Because of what you did
to her friend.

Let me voice what I feel.

[BLEEP] you, Leva.

And [BLEEP] you, Venita,
because then I saw

what you said,
which is a bold----ing lie.

Shep, were you
tomcatting around Texas?

I was having a good time.

Do you even know her name?

So now you've wrapped me in
to this slew of whores

that you have----ed.

I was just the whore
that lasted the longest.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

[dramatic music]

Tonight, the "Southern
Charm" reunion continues.

Mm-hmm.

He hasn't worked
a day in his life,

so he's not gonna work
for a relationship.

To quote Kim Kardashian,
"You get your ass up and work."

Yeah.

Nobody wants
to----ing work these days.

[laughs]

Thanks.

I appreciate it.

[laughs]
Okay, good.

I feel bad for myself.

Lamar, I'm so squeezed
in the corner of the couch.

Like, if I could sit on the,
like, arm of the couch

because I'm sitting
next to Kathryn,

and she's so erratic.

Leva is full of sh--.

Now it's my turn to stand up
for the underdog, you know,

because we always
rise to the top.

All right, well,
I got my cry out the way.

Great.

- To the shrimp boat.
- Whoo!

That's when we
did our first one.

Oh.

Bottoms up, y'all.

That's the only way
that I'm getting through this.

[Mia Sable's "It's Easy"]

Taylor Ann.

Well, well, girls.

- ♪ Ba-ba-bee
- Here we go.

Three, two...

We are back with part two of
the "Southern Charm" reunion.

Between her curated closet
and collection of Barbies...

Influencer Venita ought to be
the envy of women everywhere.

But while she knows
her way around fashion,

the same can't be said for how
she navigates her friendships.

Venita, love your Barbies.

Did you see I was channeling
Barbie today with the outfit?

You--I totally see it, actually.

Okay.

We haven't heard much
about your love life.

I don't like talking
about my love life

because the last real
relationship that I was in

was a very mentally
abusive relationship.

And I was giving more
than I had to him.

You gave him some money too.
Didn't you?

- Yeah, I did.
- Yeah.

I gave him a lot of money.
I was paying bills.

I was handling--
- Wow.

Phone bill, light bill,
if he needed gas.

Like, I was doing
all these things

that I wasn't even doing
for myself.

Madison,
did you know this guy?

I did, but I did
not know that she

was paying for all of that.

I would have been like,
are you----ing crazy?

- Did he have a job, Venita?
- He did.

He was a schoolteacher.

How did you wind up getting
out of that relationship?

So I found out
that he was actually cheating

cheating on me via an Instagram
DM that a girl sent me.

She was very old.
She was 60.

[laughs]
Sorry.

I didn't--I'm not
laughing at you, Venita.

No, it's okay.

I just didn't
expect that part.

So, Venita, we got a lot of
love for your mom on Twitter.

You don't show me how to,
like, handle things

because, like, you hid that...

Wow.

With, like,
you and daddy a lot.

I didn't want you
to see my pain.

I just wanted to protect you
from the pitfalls of life.

For us,
that was the first time--

I'm sorry, I might cry.

Do you want me to pinch you?

Charleston's
already cried today.

- Don't cry.
- It's okay.

We've all----ing cried
at some point.

That was the first time
that my mom

actually opened up to me
about my dad in that way.

Really?

Before that,
she would give me nothing.

I mimic her.

She would do whatever it
takes to make things look like,

here's this glass house.

You can't throw a stone.

Like, she does not share
with me, so I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Kathryn, at the garden party,
Venita questioned

if you were raising your kids
to be racially sensitive.

Twitter weighed in.

CharlieZ said,
"Kathryn being offended

"by Venita's question
is something else.

Racism is learned and taught.
It was a valid question."

That wasn't what was asked.

Teach your kids what?

Like, you don't
teach your kids

that using that emoji
to describe the individual

is appropriate.

And I'm asking that,
like, nicely.

I'm not trying to--

You're asking me
if I do that?

You--no, I do not.

No, I asked her
if she raised her kids

to be racist
based off of what had

been done by her in the past.

So that's why I
was a little bit,

like, taken back, just--

Leva, you inspired
the conversation a little bit.

I actually felt really bad
for Kathryn in the sense

that, like, whoa.

Like, as a mom,
that was severe.

But I felt bad for Venita
because I don't think

Venita always is good
at tackling something.

I think it just like--
it just came out,

and I was like, no, Venita, no.

Craig, you and Venita
formed a nice bond.

Yes, I really appreciated

that Venita had
my back in times

that I felt that I was getting
ganged up on this year.

I do think
it might be helpful,

you just acknowledging
his feelings right now.

Venita, shut up.

I just wanted Craig to be
able to get his feelings across

the same way that Naomie was
capable of getting hers across.

Do you regret
being harsh to her?

I mean, yeah, of course,
but my feelings were hurt.

So I just reacted and--

Did you and Venita
resolve things?

I said how I felt.
She apologized.

What more can I ask for?

It doesn't mean
that our friendship is,

like, exactly the same, but--

So, Venita, I mean,
your friendships didn't

survive the season, in a way.

I mean, Madison, Naomie,
and Leva were your buddies.

Yeah, they're my road dogs.

What happened?

This one is mad at me
because she thinks

I threw her under the bus,
and I did my best--

I don't think.
I saw.

I did my best
to apologize for what I did,

a long apology, at that.

And I just don't feel like--

- It was sincere.
- It was.

I mean,
I took my time with that.

Yeah, a text message,
but you could have called me--

Because when I called you,
you hung up on me.

I was your biggest fan.

- Bro, like--
- I would have--

So was I.

So why not accept
her apology, Madison?

Because the thing is,
is I never--it was,

like, out of left field.

I never in a million years--

I expected this from anyone
else sitting on this couch,

but this person
here to ever say

one horrible thing about me.

But how did I throw you
under the bus by saying--

Because you just sat there

and literally
talked sh-- about me.

How did I talk sh--
about you?

Oh, my God, Venita,
are you watching the same show?

So what made you decide
to invite Kathryn and Olivia?

I mean,
I was invited to her party.

Madison can push buttons,

and she knows how
to do it very well.

I'm gonna have fun regardless.

But like, it's never
crossed my mind, ever,

that Madison
would try to push mine.

You're sitting there like,
"This is what Madison does.

She causes these problems."

But you knew that wasn't--

You said that I snatched
the phone out of your hand,

which is a bold----ing lie.

I texted Venita that Madison
is, like, acting ridiculous.

The exact words were "dumb."

I hand Madison my phone,
and she sees the text

from Leva come through.

And Leva is talking sh--
about Madison in the text.

Can anyone else sit here
and speak up for me?

No, she did.
She told me--

Yeah.

She snatched the phone
out of her hand.

You told us also that Madison
was talking sh--

about me and Olivia.

One, two, three, four,
five women that--

You told us that.

You said I did something
that I didn't do.

Okay, well, we're not
gonna totally resolve this,

but I'm curious.

What's your biggest regret
from the season?

Not being more of myself.

It's my biggest regret.
- You feel that?

Yeah.

That's the biggest lesson
you'll learn,

and then you'll just let
it all out there.

I've learned just, like,
the more you are just yourself,

the better, you know?

- Yeah, thank you for that.
- Yeah.

It's the birds, and the bees,
and the one, two, threes.

It's easy, right?

[laughter]

Sorry, can we, like,
drink water or Red Bull

or go to the bathroom?

- Well, what do you want?
- Just the Red Bull behind me.

That's three requests.
[laughter]

Coming up...

Why is it breaking bro code?

Well, because you just don't
hook up with people's exes.

This is
our first picture together.

Is it?
No.

Yeah, yes, it is.

Yeah, I like the no tie.

- Really?
- You are a DILF now.

- I am--
- That is--

- I am a D.
- That is a huge compliment.

Yeah.

All right,
camera move in three, two...

Welcome back.

As they say,
everyone loves a comeback--

almost everyone.

Between what happened in Vegas
to what happened with Whitney,

one thing was sure.

Naomie's comeback kept us
coming back for more.

Linda from Hartford said,
"Naomie,

"what was more terrifying,
moving back to Charleston

"with your tail
between your legs

"or coming back to the show
and facing the cast

that you turned your back on?"

I mean, I wouldn't say that,
like, I turned my back

on everybody.

When she left,
she dissed the whole series--

like, our whole franchise.

She not only said
negative things about us.

She said negative things
about what the show was about

and what we--
you know, just the whole--

yeah, the whole show.

I mean, that's not true.

I think it was more
personal to you.

What she did to me last year
really hurt my feelings.

The last time Naomie
and I spoke

was me reaching out
after her father passed away.

And then all of a sudden,
the Instagram post

telling me I should be ashamed

of spreading the rumor
about Cameran.

So I heard that Jason
was having an affair.

Kathryn,
I know that's not true.

Craig.

Craig, what was your reaction
when you heard

Naomie wanted to return?

Well, she ended up calling me

and was like, "Look, this will
always be your thing, Craig.

Would you have a problem
with me coming back?"

And I was all for it.

I mean, I spoke with
everybody that mattered to me.

And we had, you know,
a one-on-one conversation.

Kathryn was just not one
of those people.

Got a lot of feedback
when the two of you

hooked up in Vegas.

Okay, Naomie texted me
a couple of months ago,

and it was like, "Everything
you ever said was right."

And then you hooked up.

[percussion music]

Yeah, we did.

Oh.
[laughs]

So walk us
through that night in Vegas.

You were there for a bachelor
party, and you were there?

Just with a group of friends.

- And you connected how?
- Late.

Late, it was, like,
a booty text situation?

- Kind of.
- Kind of, yeah.

So what was
the morning after like?

Was there a walk of shame?
Did you guys have breakfast?

We saw Leva.

No, we went
to lunch with Leva.

- Yeah.
- Oh, you did?

- It was totally normal.
- Yeah.

These two little
sheisty little people came.

Yeah.

Craig deliberately,
like, delayed his arrival,

but they were coming
from the same hotel.

We really thought
we were on to something.

We were like,
she'll never know.

- It was like, come on.
- Yeah, it was--

- We tried a little bit.
- It was funny.

And Leva was like,
"I see through it."

It was funny, yeah.

You and Paige
were at that point

dating but not monogamous?

- We weren't anything.
- You weren't anything?

No, we were
seeing each other,

but we were long-distance.

I mean, she lived in New York.
I live in Charleston.

I needed to be single.

I understand, but she
still lives in New York.

She was still
seeing other people.

- Okay, she was?
- Yeah.

That was around the time
she was with Andrea?

Yeah, so this was two months
prior to us being exclusive.

I talked to Naomie a lot.

Yeah?
How was she?

I mean, it's obviously not
the most comfortable thing.

Like, over the summer,
you guys slept together,

but I'm not in high school.

Did it bother you
that she said

Andrea had a beautiful penis?

Who has the biggest big dick
that you have been with?

Andrea.

[laughter]

No, I would be disappointed
if he didn't.

Why are we talking
about dicks still?

One of the most shocking
revelations this season,

you and Whitney hooking up.

- I did kiss Whitney.
- [gasps]

Yes.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Oh, my God, what?

Who made the first move?

I don't know.

Yeah, when was
the first hangout?

Because didn't y'all
go to dinner together

after Olivia's party?

Yeah, but it was,
like, totally friendly.

- Did y'all hook up then?
- Whitney said you did.

It was the day
of Olivia's oyster roast.

Whitney said
you grabbed his hand.

Did I?
I mean, probably.

- Yeah, and you were like...
- Yeah, I love that.

"Let's get out of here,"
and y'all went

to another bar by yourself--
that's what Whitney said.

It was kind of
a lovely gesture.

Have you been
hiding your feelings

for Whitney this whole time?

No, I was actually--
and feelings, you know,

with Whitney and I,
there's a little bit more there

than what you saw on the show
because he lost his dad

over the summer,
and that's when he called me.

And we started talking
more frequently.

So it was, like,
a very slow kind of build.

You've been very loyal,
a good friend,

and just a great shoulder
to cry on.

And I thank you for that.

That's me.
I'm just a shoulder to cry on.

- A naked shoulder.
- Whitney.

But we're--I mean,
we're still great friends.

It was never more than just
a really good friendship

that kind of turned
for a second

and then went right back.

- It was a little more.
- So you're not dating anymore?

No, no, no.

I think
Whitney really liked you.

How many times did you have
to sneak out of Pat's house

before breakfast?

I actually would, like, hope
to see her in the mornings,

but I didn't because she
wakes up so late, so--

There were several mornings?

Like, a couple.

Who here fell
out of their chair when they

found out
about Naomie and Whitney?

He told me in private,
and I kept it a secret

because he's
so easily frightened

about his personal business
being put out there.

I was like, I would, like,
kind of lean into this one.

Naomie is, like, gorgeous.

Can I also add?

The only thing
that hurt my feelings

with the whole Whitney
and Naomie thing was, like,

in the past, when Whitney
and I, like, did our thing,

he would always be
like, don't say anything

whenever we're, like, filming.

Like, he made it such a--
- Yeah.

Big deal.

Like, and he got so mad,
like, when I did.

I went to coffee
with Craig and Austen,

and it came out that,
like, you and I hooked up.

I mean, it's--

we have a different
interpretation of events.

[laughs]

Are you serious?

Whatever I have,
I've said all

I'm gonna say on the matter.

So you know, the fact that,
like, he was totally cool

with them on camera,
him and Naomie,

I was like, damn.

Like, it's embarrassing.
- No.

Like, it makes me feel like,
why, again,

I'm not good enough.

It could have been
the Thomas of it all

because he probably
felt closer...

- True.
- To Thomas at the time.

Yeah, I don't know.
I think that--yeah.

So, Craig,
what surprised you the most

about Naomie
and Whitney's relationship?

I thought it was great.

You didn't seem
to think it was great.

I don't know
what it looked like,

but the context is--

It looked like
you were bothered.

Furious.

She made out with Whitney.

What do you mean,
they made out?

I heard it straight
from the horse's mouth.

What the [BLEEP]?

I'm not gonna say that
it wasn't absolutely shocking

to find out that Naomie
and Whitney had paired up.

You literally said
"[BLEEP] off," to Whitney

because you were, like,
reacting to it in that moment.

We don't need to explain
ourselves in any capacity.

[BLEEP] you, Whitney.

- [sighs]
- Whatever.

You said
that he was breaking bro code.

And it is,
and I think it's weird.

- Is it?
- I think it--

Why is it breaking bro code?

Well, because
you just don't hook up

with people's exes.

Maybe you're still
in love with her.

[dramatic music]

All right, we're gonna leave
it there and take a break.

Coming up...

Whoa,
you went zero to a hundred.

I wasn't trying to,
like, come for you.

You called Craig a clown.

♪

[laughs]

Craig, you just
ripped your pants?

- A little bit.
- Where?

- I heard something rip.
- Just down here.

And you don't
have on underwear.

You're not wearing underwear.

I wear underwear
when we do stuff like this.

- Craig!
- Thank God.

I have underwear.
I have underwear on.

Why don't you wear underwear?

Because I remember
in high school wearing just,

like, normal boxers,
and they just would ride up.

And they're uncomfortable,
so I stopped wearing them.

Have you tried briefs?

Yeah, but I have
them on right now.

- Whitey tighties?
- Yes.

Come on.

I like--I mean,
look, it's kind of freeing.

It feels good.

It's why
it's called free balling.

Oh, okay.
It's--whatever.

It freaks Austen out.
He hates it.

I don't like it.

I mean,
the amount of opinions

that you have about what's
happening in his pants

are amazing.

[laughter]
Okay, changing topics.

Craig, how's everything going
with the pillow empire?

It's going really well.

- You have a brick and mortar--
- Yes.

In Charleston
and more stores to come?

What's happening?

Well, we just got
a big deal with Kroger.

So we're gonna be
in all of their stores

across the country.

- That's great.
- Thanks, man.

- Yeah, congratulations.
- Wow.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

You've had a lot
of success come your way.

And we got a lot
of tweets about how

your friends reacted to it.

"Shep has been jealous
of Craig since Craig

won the highest bid at the
bachelor auction in season 2."

$5,001 to Kelsea Ballerini.

[cheering]

He went first.

It's not fair.

It was rigged.
[laughter]

Austen, is Shep jealous
of Craig's success?

You know, Shep just likes
to give Craig sh--.

It is your favorite pastime.

We're a package deal,

just like you guys
are a package deal.

We started on this journey
together and--

So maybe you feel like
because he actually has

a thing going on,
it's taking...

No, I think it was--

Away from your Peter Panning
around Charleston.

No, no.

Shep's very supportive
in his own ways now,

but, you know,
we have had times

where we went months
without speaking to each other.

And to this day,
if he, you know,

says the right thing,
especially if Whitney

is involved, it triggers me.

You've always had a chip
on your shoulder, always,

about Charleston and status.

You can't play
the victim, Craig.

You're not a----ing victim.

They're doing anything they
can to justify their behavior.

We're not justifying
our behavior.

We're----ing with you
because we can't help it.

In a cavalcade of times
that I've seen you just

absolutely black out,
I'm not sure that I've

seen you more black out than
on your trip to St. Simons.

You guys want to do a shot?
We're gonna do a Jager bomb.

Goddamn.

He just took like four shots.

This is crazy.

I don't know what
Craig is up to, man.

Do a shot with me.
Come on.

He's drinking his nuts off.

Can we do Petron,
or esplande, Fireball?

No, Jager.

- Damn.
- Craig, stop.

- Come on, let's go.
- Stop it.

Don't [BLEEP] with me, Craig.

I'm serious, man.

- Do you want it?
- Ow.

What is wrong with you?

I'm gonna go home.

Do you even remember
wrestling Austen to the ground?

[laughter]

Craig, you beat Austen's ass.

You tried to pay
the Uber with leaves.

Why were you so turned up?

Maybe when I stopped
taking Adderall

in these environments,
I replaced it with Jager and--

With Jager?

You couldn't replace it
with, like, chardonnay?

No, that's the problem.

It highlighted
a drinking issue,

and I'm trying to cut liquor
completely out of my life.

Did your alcohol consumption
have anything

to do with you being stuck
on an island with Naomie?

I think so.

Like, that's--
but then I was like,

but why did it lead to that?

You called Naomie
your psycho ex-girlfriend.

My crazy ex-girlfriend wants

to come have
a conversation with her.

- Don't say crazy ex--
- Paige isn't--Leva, stop.

It seemed like the narrative
you were trying to spread

was that she wasn't over you
and she was obsessed with you.

I can be a jealous person.

And if Paige was
in the same situation

and walked into another
room with her ex,

I would----ing die inside
because, in my head,

they'd be doing, like,
inappropriate things.

And I just didn't want
to put her in that position.

And I didn't know how to--
I handled it wrong.

When I was in your position
with you, you made--

No, you were never
in my position.

You left a loving relationship

to be with a controlling
asshole who cheated on you.

Honestly, Naomie, you don't,
like, affect my life anymore.

A lot of viewers
are speculating that--

what do you think
they're speculating about?

A lot of things probably.

That you're still
in love with Naomie.

Oh.

"Craig, it's obvious
you still love her.

"Why are you so nasty
and two-faced to her?

"You can respect
Paige's insecure wishes

and be respectful
to Naomie at the same time."

Naomie can still
push my buttons, I guess.

Sorry.
I'm doing my best not to.

You know, Paige ultimately
convinced you to reinvite

Naomie to your winter party.

I think you not inviting
her is, like, a bit harsh

and makes you look petty,
and you're not.

Why make the effort
to invite her

and then treat her like an
afterthought when she arrived?

If I did, I didn't mean to.

I mean, there was
a lot of people there.

- Okay.
- But then why were you like--

- And I guess how--
- They're petulant children?

They're petulant children.

We were just trying
to sit at a table.

Why didn't you
have a seating chart?

Because you're
damned if you do.

You're damned if you don't.
- Not really.

You're not damned
if you have a seating chart.

Not really.

Why are you damned
if you have a seating chart?

Because then I'm
selecting who's sitting

next to each other,
and we all--here's why.

Well, how did it work
without the seating chart?

It worked for everyone
except Leva and Naomie.

They're your guests,
so make it work.

But they're your guests,
so it didn't work.

Leva made the party
about herself.

And I'm still
kind of confused to why

you came in and had a chip
on your shoulder with me.

Like, I have not supported
you this whole time, though?

I know.
You always have.

Okay.

Leva, I still don't
know what provoked you.

- So I was very
- ing stressed out

for multiple reasons.

I have a child.

I basically run a----ing
empire with my husband.

Like, it's not a joke.

I was seeing
my therapist every other day.

And I was like, whoa,
you went zero to a hundred.

I wasn't trying to, like, come
for you or, like, do anything.

What bothered you about
not having a place to sit?

Half of the people
were sitting at that time.

And you were like, but there's
no space for you guys.

Are there seats?

Not at this table.

You guys have to sit
at another table.

[dramatic music]

This is so annoying.

Well, you didn't
have to come.

And so that's what started
the whole heightened thing.

Oh, my God.

We're just trying
to sit with our friend

and his partner, who I actually
am quite friendly with,

and so that's all I
was saying to them.

Austen, was it
inappropriate for Leva

to be talking
to Craig's business partners?

Well, I am very curious
what was said

because what I heard--

- You know what was said.
- Okay.

And you were like,
it's nice to talk to the people

that really run Craig's--

- I never said that.
- We have it--it's recorded.

I never--run the tape.
I never said that.

I also have a business
on the same street

as these people, the people
who actually run your business,

not you, you clown.

You just came in hot, Leva.
You came in hot.

- Listen.
- And I'm confused by it.

- Literally hot, though.
- You're confusing.

You called Craig a clown.

Well, yeah, because he--
did you not hear what--

I reacted
by calling him a clown.

I was, like,
having a great night.

Why did you kick her out?

She put my business partners
in a very awkward spot

by starting to talk sh--
about me, and I could--

I didn't.

And I was like,
this isn't why they're here.

And I said, Leva,
if you don't want to be here,

then just leave.

- Craig.
- That's not what you said.

You said, I'll get security
to escort you out.

Which is--
it became a night--

I think what heightened it--

Like, what I saw
that as was, like,

it seemed, like,
they were trying to take over--

yeah, the night.

What am I trying
to take over?

Can you own that you were
also aggressive towards him?

Listen, I--
my reaction, if I get poked--

But you know
the seating thing wasn't--

that wasn't me poking you.

But can you understand
that it was a pile on, Craig...

Well, that's not my problem.
That's your problem.

Where you're like--

no, it's not my problem
that you screamed at me.

I didn't make you
come to my party.

Can you own
that you were also terrible?

Yeah, but--

- You screamed
- ing so many times.

All right, well,
then you've both owned that,

and I want to move on.

And I wish I would
have handled it better,

but yeah, it is what it is.

Okay.
Well, Merry Christmas.

[laughter]

Coming up...

Leva, you unfollowed
a bunch of cast members.

Because I was
really offended,

and I was really hurt.

And so I didn't want
to see their faces.

All right, guys, sit tight.
We just got a couple more mics.

We need to fix
Kathryn's mic again.

- What?
- Oh, no, okay, yeah, it fell.

Oh, my God.

[laughs]

Thank you.

You rolling?
You have sweep?

Yeah?
Okay.

Well, Leva is
the mom of the group.

But when she's not
running her businesses,

she is advising her friends
and helping tend their wounds.

- You know I can hear you.
- I don't give a [BLEEP].

But this season,
some wondered

if she crossed the line
from mothering to meddling.

Sherrell from San Antonio said,
"Damn, Leva looks good.

No way that's au naturel."

Leva, did you get
a mommy makeover?

Yeah, I mean,
I got my boobs reduced.

Oh.

But I didn't get,
like, a mom--

I didn't get,
like, a tummy tuck.

But I got my scar revised.
So it's nice now.

Are you and
Lamar still talking

about having another child?

Yes, yes, we are.

We actually just talked
about it this weekend.

Congratulations
on your new show.

It's called
"Southern Hospitality."

People are very excited.
Tell us about the show.

It's gonna be really great.

I think it's just,
like, a different angle

than what we have here.

Obviously, like,
I'm the boss there,

so the dynamic is different.

I just want you guys
to make sure you're--

we're still the South,
you know?

Half the ladies are gonna
be wearing Lilly Pulitzer,

and you guys are walking in,
like, Victoria's Secret.

[alarm beeps]
Just make sure that your--

Is someone's alarm going off?

It's my birth control.

Can you go grab
my birth control, babe?

Yes.

[dramatic music]

So cute.

I have to deal
with a lot of shocking stuff,

but it's just a normal day.

Keenan from Denver said,
"Leva might get away

"with being the mama bear
at home and at work,

"but where does she
get off telling

her friends what to do?"

Leva, do you think
you're bossy?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- You do?
- I, like, advise to my demise.

I'm so bossy.

You're gonna either, like, go
for the girl, or you're not.

I mean--
- Well, it looks like I'm not.

Well, why not?

Austen, you say
that she can't help herself

from inserting herself.

I mean, I've never heard that
phrase, "advise to my demise."

- Yeah.
- And it's true.

It's so true.

I'm very much
a control freak.

I'm very bossy.

My poor two younger sisters,
they avoid me when I'm like,

"So did you do this,
and did you do this?"

- Right.
- And, "Who are you dating?"

And, "You should dump him,"
and you should--you know.

Madison, who's bossier,
you or Leva?

That's not a game
we want to play.

But I think Leva knows,
especially after this season,

stay--put her nose
in her own business

and leave me the [BLEEP]
out of it.

Twitter had opinions
about it.

"Since she came
on the show,

"has there ever been
a fight that Leva

"has not inserted herself into?

"Leva gets on my last nerve.

She's always
playing therapist."

Yeah, all I can--

Is there any situation
that you've inserted

yourself in that you've
looked back on and thought,

this didn't--

Yeah, like their birthday.

In the spirit of realness--

- Oh, here we go.
- Oh, yeah.

Love it, I'm tuned in.
What's up?

There's, like,
all these big feelings

that are being swept
under the rug.

Maybe we can address
some of them.

Let's fix it.

Venita, how would things
have gone differently

at the garden party if Leva
hadn't encouraged everyone

to go around the table
and air their grievances?

In some senses,
I'm almost thankful

that we were able
to break the ice

because of what she said.

- All right.
- She's my voice of reason.

Yeah.

Leva,
after watching the season,

can you understand
why viewers feel like

you may have crossed the line?

Yeah, I mean,
I've known this about myself.

My husband knows this about me.

He's just like,
"Just stay out of it."

And I'm like, "But--"

And he's like,
especially when it's somebody

that's not that close,
and he's like,

"This person
does not understand."

For example, with Madison,
I was genuinely just trying

to be like, "Hey,
I know you're not into Austen.

Just, like, let it go.
It looks toxic."

Just--you know,
and then that went pssh, right?

And so yeah, I know I do that.

We talked about Craig's
winter party already,

but after the party,
there seemed to be

a split between the group.

Leva, you unfollowed a bunch
of cast members afterwards.

- Yeah.
- Who got unfollowed?

Probably.

Madison, Venita,
Craig, Austen, Kathryn.

I was expecting Austen
to be like,

"Craig, you shouldn't speak
to her that way."

And that hurt my feelings.

But then the girls I unfollowed
were snarky about it.

Ding.

Just go home.
Go home.

- What are you doing?
- Go home.

You want me to run?

[laughs]
That was awesome.

[BLEEP] yeah.
We love that.

I was really offended,
and I was really hurt.

And so I didn't want
to see their faces.

[dramatic music]

Jesus.

Coming up...

You----ed another person
in Texas, Shep.

Like, it's been two months
since we've broken up.

- He is single now.
- I don't care.

He's----ed allegedly
over 300 whores.

Like, I was the whore that
stuck around for long enough.

♪

This year, Little Craig's dad

kept finding himself
in the doghouse.

From pregnancy panic
to fidelity fears,

Taylor and Shep's relationship
was hanging by a thread.

@HatRichards said,
"Andy, please ask Shep why he

"refuses to use birth control
when he's allergic

"to a committed,
monogamous relationship

and he finds the idea
of having children horrifying."

Not horrifying, terrifying.

Okay.
Do you want children?

- No.
- I think one day maybe, yeah.

One day?

I was 50.

What?
You want a family?

We've talked about this.

You told me
that you do not see yourself

in a committed relationship.

We talked about marriage,
and we talked about kids--

- Yeah, we did.
- And how to raise them.

- And you failed.
- Damn right, I did.

Why do you accept failure,
Shep?

Like, own up to it
and work on it.

I don't like it.
I don't like it.

Like, work on yourself.

Jean from Bend, Oregon said,

"Taylor, do you think last year
Shep was being honest

"with you when he said
his only indiscretion

was a kiss in a stairwell
and an occasional text?"

Shep, have you been
faithful to her?

There was some text messages,

and I kissed a girl
in a stairwell.

I think so, yeah.

Yes?

So what does it mean
that you said,

"There are fires everywhere."

What Shep's
freaking out about is,

there are landmines,
and accelerant,

and gasoline all over here.

And he goes, if you keep
stoking this campfire,

it's going to explode.

You want a drink?

It wasn't based on recent--
it was just, yeah.

It means
there's fires everywhere.

It cuts to you
buying somebody

a drink at the bar,
who happens to be one

of my sorority girlfriends.

Why did you buy her a drink?

What, did I get her number?

Did I grab her butt?
I was with my friends.

We were--
- How does that make any sense?

I was gonna do
anything untoward.

But how does
that make her look?

- I just wasn't.
- So you're--

I know it doesn't make
her look good, but it also--

I know--yeah,
it doesn't look good.

Maybe everything
isn't what meets the eye.

"I was never
gonna do anything,

but let me just buy
a drink at a bar."

Like, what?
- Austen, what did he mean?

You were there.

Well, so she called me
and was like,

"Austen, shoot me straight.

"I just watched the episode.

Is Shep, you know,
cheating on me?"

No, okay, so--

And I was like,
I have no idea

what Craig is talking about.

And from what I remember,
I don't remember Shep--

It's okay, yeah.

Going to a bar--

I just meant, like,
you guys had a lot

of sh-- going on, right?

Yeah, it was a lot.

Like, you had called him.
You left for a while.

By the way--

Like, they were trying
to be good and make it seem

like everything was okay,

where it seemed like
everything was falling apart.

Taylor, what did your parents
think about Shep

after watching this season?

They love him.

They still love him.
- They do?

So they didn't mind, like, when
he told you you were an idiot?

It did not break--

- So?
- You----ing idiot.

She just--
- Shep!

[dramatic music]

That didn't move the needle
in any direction?

I mean, dude,
it was an egg toss.

I know.
I'm fully aware of that.

- All right.
- How trivial that sounds.

- Yes.
- And it is, yes.

Marcie said you speak
that way to your mom.

Is that true?
- Yes.

I speak that way
to everybody, yeah.

- You do?
- Yeah.

It's really sad.

I try not--

I mean, I can't think
of a situation

where I would say that
to my mom.

Taylor, is this
what you've witnessed

with he and his family?

- Mm-hmm.
- Yes?

He will degrade his parents
more than anything and--

What?

Wake up the next morning,
and his parents,

"It's okay.
We love you."

What are you talking about?

The way you speak
to your parents,

to your father,
to your mother who raised you,

who gave you everything,

who literally send
you a paycheck

in your----ing mailbox.

When?

Every----ing month, Shep.

That's----ing news
to me, Taylor.

- The way you speak to them.
- That is absolute--

You don't speak
to them that way.

What are you talking about?

You literally say,
"----ing [BLEEP] you,"

and you were yelling at them.

What are you talking about?

And then you go to sleep,
and you wake up,

and your sweet rippin' Fran,
who cannot hurt a fly--

All right, all right,
Taylor, I'm a bad son.

When you watched it,
what did you think?

- He didn't watch it.
- I couldn't watch it.

- You couldn't watch it?
- I didn't want to.

- You knew you behaved badly.
- Correct.

And you didn't
want to relive it?

- Correct, don't want to.
- That's a flaw.

You need
to watch your sh-- back,

so you can correct it.

I'm sorry, but, like,
you have nobody holding

you accountable, nobody.

Okay.

Nobody in your life
is holding you accountable.

Who does hold
you accountable?

Nobody.
Name one person, Shep.

I'm not playing
this game with you, Taylor.

Because you have
nobody to name.

Would you say
that Craig and Austen

hold you accountable?

- No.
- They can, yeah.

Guys, y'all don't
hold him accountable.

You both say,
"Oh, it's just Shep."

No, I leave.

Yeah, you leave, and that's
not holding him accountable.

I mean,
you would think I was--

Somebody needs to shake him.

Ted Bundy
or something over here.

This is crazy.
- Oh, Shep.

I'm the only person
that's shaking him.

I'm the only person in
his life that has actually...

She's just saying,
be held accountable.

Been like,
what the [BLEEP] are you doing?

- He's not gonna listen to me.
- Shake him.

You have seen me
and Craig yell at Shep before.

Yeah, but you guys
both walk away.

Like,
full-on yell in his face.

- Y'all walk away.
- I mean--

- You follow him.
- And tell him--

You don't--he leads the pack,
and you guys follow.

Yes.

Well, I don't
follow anybody, but--

Y'all walk away.
That's what you say.

Nobody holds him accountable,
not even his parents...

- Taylor, Shep says...
- Not even his family.

"If you tell me
to do something,

I'm gonna do the
opposite of it."

So like, if Shep--
- Then, Taylor--

Would show up drunk,
I was like, I'm out of here.

Then you're in the
best position in the world.

You don't have
to deal with me anymore.

What are you wanting
in this life, Shep?

You don't have
to deal with me anymore.

I set you free.
- I know your potential, Shep.

I set you free.

I know your potential
because I've seen it.

I've seen you
at your rawest moment.

So what the [BLEEP]
are you doing with your life?

I'm asking you that.
- Let me ask a question.

I'm trying to figure
my life out, still.

In other women's pants.

I'm the only person
that I feel like sees you

to your true heart, Shep.

And yet, you looked at me
as just another number.

That's ridiculous.

- And don't deny that.
- That's not true, Taylor.

- That's ridiculous.
- I don't care.

But that's how she feels,
and you have to validate that.

I don't care
what anybody says.

You----ed another person
in Texas, Shep,

like, multiple women in Texas.

Like, God damn,
it's been two----ing months.

It's been two months
since we've broken up.

He was single.
He is single now.

I don't care.

He's----ed allegedly
over 300 women.

What does that matter?
- But I mean--

Get over
the vagina opening up.

He had----ed over 300
women when you got to him.

Like, why are you
using women like that?

- I'm not using women.
- You used me like that.

- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

- You feel like he used you?
- Yes.

I was the whore that stuck
around for long enough.

No.

Taylor, do you
really believe that?

- That's not true.
- Do you really believe that?

- Give that to Leva.
- Yes, I do.

- Why, though?
- All the girls are crying.

Leva, why are you crying?

I just--I feel
for both of them because I

genuinely feel for Taylor.

I know she loves him.

But I do think Shep
loves Taylor as well, and I--

No, he doesn't.

He clearly,
like, wants to chase,

like, pussy or whatever.

I don't think he treats
you like he loves you.

But I do think he loves you.

There's a difference, right?

And you guys were good
until you broke up.

And it makes me sad because
I don't like to see you sad.

So why did you
go out and hook up

with somebody else, Shep?

What were you looking for?
- Yeah, Kathryn said it.

What are you talking about?

When you hooked up
with a person...

That's exactly it.

In Texas,
what were you looking for?

- Nothing special.
- A nut off?

Oh, God.

- Is that what you wanted?
- Probably.

I mean--
- Another number?

Yeah--not a number.
I don't keep--

Another number.

Do you remember her name,
by the way?

I'm not getting into that.
Thank you.

Exactly.

Well, I mean, listen.

I mean, you're--

I mean, with all due,
you're broken up.

He was away...
- That doesn't matter.

Having a good time.
I mean--

It doesn't matter.

He just wants women
to spread their legs for him

so that he can masturbate.

That's literally--
- What does that--why do you...

Look at him.

Keep saying that about him
masturbating on women?

Because that's
how he uses women.

No more masturbate, please.

Why do you care if it's over?

Because I----ing love him.

You do?
You still love him?

Shep, do you still love Taylor?

I'll always love Taylor.

Are you in love with her now?

Not right now, no.

[soft music]

♪

I cannot believe she went
after my mom and dad.

It's crossing a line,
absolutely crossing.

Her feelings are
just hurt, Shep.

I don't care.

Come after me, you know,
not my mom and dad.

All right, phones away,
eyes up on Andy.

All right, here we go.

Shep, so deep
into your relationship,

were you feeling doubts
about where it was going?

- Yeah.
- Atheist and a Bible beater.

I mean, what are you--sorry.

No, those opposite views
were a factor.

There's no doubt about it.

Why convince her to quit
her job and travel with you?

'Cause I thought that I
wanted to show her the world.

I want to go places
and have adventures.

And what better way
to do it than with you?

So I want you to quit your job.

We take $30,000 of my money,

and we do a joint account,
me and you.

And we travel the world.

We go until we run out,
and then we come home.

What happened on the trip

that accelerated your breakup?

We were about a quarter
of the way in,

and we were living well,
high on the hog, so to speak.

It was a lot of fun.

We were in Venice

and went
to a Michelin star restaurant.

And she started crying
in bed after dinner.

And I couldn't--
I was pretty shocked.

And she said, "I don't think we
see the world in the same way."

And she was like,
"I don't think

maybe we're supposed
to be together."

And I was pretty gobsmacked.

Shep, I would never, ever
regret the time that we had.

I know you wouldn't.

But when I've
traveled across seas,

I spent time two weeks living
on a dirt floor in a tent...

I hear you.

- In a third-world country...
- Yeah.

Not eating
Michelin star dinners.

So it was
a culture shock to me.

I understand.

Did you pay
for the whole trip?

- Yes.
- He's paying for everything.

That's not--I don't want that.

I don't want him
paying for my way.

That would be a lot
of people's fantasy,

by the way,
being taken around the world.

It would.

Hey, by the way,
it's a testament to her.

I know some people
that would be down in the bar

ordering Dom Perignon,
you know, and saying, screw it.

And it was just kind of good
to hear her say that too.

And normally,
in my life leading up

to when I met Taylor,
I would look for the exit

when I saw some things
that we didn't

see eye-to-eye on and maybe
some major life differences.

And I found myself saying,
I don't care.

And it's hard to--

Well, you finally
found the exit, so...

So there's a rumor, I guess,
that when you guys returned,

Shep, you were caught
trying to kiss one

of Leva's employees
at a nightclub in Charleston.

Craig can speak to that.

I don't remember.

I went downtown
to go to an event.

And I had already golfed
that day and was drunk.

And Craig saw me,
realized it, called Taylor.

Taylor dragged me
out of the bar.

I didn't know about any
of the other stuff

until a week later when
the girl DMed Taylor and said,

"Shep was hitting
on me pretty hard."

You know, the lights were
out when I walked in and--

In his eyes or in the bar?

In his eyes.
I knew that he wasn't there.

And I don't think
he knew what he was doing.

But when he tried
to kiss the girl,

I grabbed him,
and sat him down forcefully,

and said,
"Sit the [BLEEP] down."

Was that the straw
that broke the camel's back

for you, Taylor?

Yeah.

Shep, any misconceptions
you want to clear up

or anything else
you want to say to Taylor?

Yeah, I hope that one day
in the not too distant future,

she can appreciate the time
we had together the way I do.

Taylor, anything you regret
holding back this season?

I love you immensely.

I love you too.

I hope you find
stability and peace.

I appreciate that.

Me too.
Same to you.

That made you cry.

Yeah, I feel bad.
I'm sorry.

I think most of us
love love up here,

and it's always sad.

We've had a few
of these situations.

They're never the same,
but it's always really sad.

Yeah.

All right,
so I want to give you each

the opportunity
to clear the air.

Kathryn, who do you hope
to leave here today

in a better place with?

Everyone, right?
Especially Leva, definitely.

Olivia and Madison,
can bygones be bygones?

I'm good.

I'm good too.

Don't believe it.

Austen, would you like
to finally congratulate

Madison on her engagement?

Madison, congratulations.

I wish you
and your husband the best.

Thank you.

[laughter]

- That was good.
- It was.

I believe it.
- Yeah.

Thank you.

Venita,
what friendships here today

are you gonna keep working on?

Leva and Madison.

I really try hard to,
like, fix it outside

and hope that we
can come together

and, like, be a unit again.

- That's great.
- Yeah.

Craig, anyone you want
to squash beef with?

Look, I know
that I have a lot of work

to do to get there,
but I don't like

walking by Republic and not
feeling comfortable enough

to pop in and have a drink.

You can always pop in
and have a drink.

But if you want to have pop in
and have a drink with me,

we would have to have,
like, a very real--

You're like, "I'll accept
your money any time."

But if you want me
to sit with you,

then we would have
to have a real conversation.

Well, that's a step.

That's at least a step that
I'm welcome in the business.

Well, that is
a wrap on another season

of "Southern Charm."

I want to thank you
all for being here

and sharing your lives with us.

I think we have a toast.
Wow, some beautiful champagne.

Is that the coupe thingy?

Yes, the coupe is
an homage to Patricia.

- Here, here, here.
- Take, take.

Leva, is it too soon
for a hug, just one hug?

I mean,
I'm always here for a hug.

- All right.
- Aww, nice.

Let's start it.

That's nice.

I can't.

You're literally like--

I do love you, and I'm
gonna work on myself.

- I appreciate it.
- Of course.

I'm happy to see that.

Thanks, Charmers.
- Thanks, Andy.

- Cheers.
- Cheers, everybody.

Cheers.

You know, Craig, you could

very privately go behind that
post and show Austen your dick.

[laughter]

♪ Ba-ba doo,
ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪