All language subtitles for [English] LTNS.S01E03.H264.1080pHD

[Characters, places, organizations, and incidents in this drama are fictitious and have no connection to reality.]

Noonim,

you learn really quickly.

It's thanks to you.

You're so talented,

but you've been wasting it until now.

This is what they call blowing the harmonica.

How is it?

Don't blow the harmonica.

I think it's going to explode- Gosh, this is mad.

Noonim, what's wrong?

I think...

my jaws are dislocated.

Your jaws are dislocated?

I'm sure mine's not that big.

I might've gone too hard suddenly.

Try standing up for now. Let's go to the hospital.

I can't move.

I'll call the ambulance right now.

Baek Ho, you should go.

If people find out about us being here together,

it'll be bad.

You care for me even in a situation

like this, Noonim?

Don't worry about me and go.

I'm okay.

Noona.

Hurry up and go, so that...

I can call an ambulance.

Go.

Hurry up and go.

[Esom / Ahn Jae Hong]

[LTNS]

[LTNS - Episode 3: A real kiss]

Do I really look sexy in this? In a military uniform?

I also don't understand your preference of a crop tee, skinny jeans, and glasses right now.

Let's be quiet and play along, okay?

They said wearing costumes like this helps improve marital relationships.

I've done my studying recently and

I found out there are a lot of couples like us in Korea.

It's about one out of every three couples.

- We're not the weird ones.
- Yes, Ma'am!

Even so, we need to do our best, right?

Because we can't stay at average.

Yes, average is dangerous.

Gosh, did I gain weight?

What are you doing? It's distracting.

Oh, it's a bit tight. I'm sweating.

Is it that tight?

Yes, can I lower the zipper and eat?

Just while I'm eating the burger.

Gosh, you're really impatient, huh?

I also want to unbutton my skinny jeans.

Why do you think I'm flexing my abs and not unbuttoning it?

You should unbutton it and eat comfortably, then.

Is this your best effort, huh?

What's wrong now?

We're trying to work at it together.

You and I are both enduring the awkwardness, aren't we?

Did I say you're wrong or something?

You said you'd like me to wear a military uniform, so I wore one.

You said you wanted to eat a burger, so I made you one.

So what's the problem?

I'm doing everything you ordered me to do.

Everything I ordered?

Am I your supervisor?

Am I doing this for me? Is it a show?

We're working together to solve our sex problem.

In my opinion, you don't give a shit about our relationship.

Why would I be doing this if I don't give a shit?

Don't treat me like crap based on your feelings. I don't do that.

Forget it.

What am I trying to do with an idiot who's clueless about what a woman wants?

You're doing this again.

Don't go out, okay?

I'm the lunatic who's lost it again, right?

Why do you bleed me dry every time?

Right.

We always fail at the same point.

That's why we didn't try all this time.

Because we know we'd fail again like this in the end.

We forgot that, right?

I'll go out, then.

Give me a break.

Noona, what brings you here at this hour?

Ran away from home.

Again?

One second, please.

It's a standard single, right?

It doesn't have to be a single. Give me a double.

Never mind. Give me a suite.

The General Manager didn't seem to like suites being booked with employee discounts.

Whatever, just give it to me.

I work day and night for peanuts. I can't even take this advantage?

Agreed. I'll really give you a suite. I don't know what happens after.

Sure.

- Excuse me.
- Sir, how may I help you?

Who are you?

Oh, I'm an employee.

One bill for each of you.

I never came here, okay?

- Sorry?
- What?

I never came here to Room 708.

And you two never saw me, either.

If you run your mouth,

your lives will become miserable.

- What the f***? How dare he threaten me.
- O-Oh, thank you.

Noona, I think something happened in the room that ahjussi came out of.

Go and check.

Kang Baek Ho?

I got you, man.

Samuel, open the door.

Why?

I still need some time.

I also need my time, but we have work to do.

- What work?
- Come out right now.

Just break the door down, why don't you.

Where did you sleep last night?

Where else? I slept at the hotel.

I asked you to fix that habit of sleeping outside whenever we fight.

I can't help but leave when I get mad. Maybe stop making me mad.

Should you get that mad about last night?
- Do you want another fight?

Let's stop being emotional for a moment and be professional, okay?

- You can do that?
- Yes, because work is work.

Just think of me as your business partner. Can't you do that?

Whoa, you're something else.

Since we're business partners, let's start using honorifics now.

Oh, sure. Let's do that!

"Let's do that"? Let's do that.

What's the matter, Ma'am?

I was sleeping at the hotel and got this idea.

We should extort big money only from the rich from now on.

Because it's not profitable to do it to regular folks like last time.

You don't really know about business.

I've seen many who failed trying to make big money.

Dear partner,

how will you make money when you're so afraid?

Are you going to work two jobs doing this for the rest of your life?

Let's settle on a target amount.

Once we reach that amount, we'll quit this crap.

How much do you want, then?

One hundred fifty million won, the money we lost on our apartment.

One hundred fifty million won?

It's a logical amount, indeed.

But how will we save 150 million won doing this?

That's why I'm saying let's start with the rich guy I fetched today.

It's an affair, 100%.

If his lover is also married, we can make double by extorting both of them.

Also, why can't we save 150 million won when we work so hard?

But you said you only know his name and phone number.

That's a problem, for sure*.
(Said without honorifics)

Skipping the honorifics?

That's a problem for sure.

Please watch out.

Let me see.

Kang Baek Ho?

[Address Search: 0100720931*]

- Huh? Whoa-
- Why? What is it?

Gosh, this is mad. Baek Ho Stones?

Click on the link, please.

[Baek Ho Stones' Landscaping]

[Baek Ho Stones]

He even has a homepage?
[30 years of practice in stone processing, Baek Ho Stones.]

Whoa, this is fate.

Whoa, we might be living in a frightening world.

He sells stones, huh?

"I lived 30 years of my life only working with stones."

Are stones profitable?

They must be since he drives an expensive car and has blank checks in his wallet, right?

Mr. Kang Baek Ho, who sells stones, you've been selected.

[Baek Ho Stones]

[Baek Ho Stones]

[Baek Ho Stones]

[Baek Ho Stones]

They say these eels are

so great for skincare, too.

All right.

You should have some, too, Honey.

Try eating these forever.

A shot* will do the job.
(Referring to botox shots)

Why don't you make a report about providing stones for Daeyang Corporation?

- Oh, that's-
- If you've got time to make these wraps,

make sure to report promptly.

Bring all the receipts, too.

Yes.

Get closer to him! Get closer!

Stop rushing me. I'm already getting closer right now.

Give me your hand.

- Are you okay?
- Yes.

Her jaws are dislocated.

She's hiking when her jaws are dislocated.

Her stamina is crazy.

That's why they go around eating eels.

Anyhow, the bill for eels came out a lot.

Did I eat them because I wanted to?

They don't sell single portions, so I had to eat two portions.

They're looking over here.

- Act like we're a couple.
- We're originally a couple.

Rosy, Mommy's here.

What did you say?

She's asking...

why you didn't come for a while.

My jaws were dislocated, so I couldn't come.

My dear Rosy, I miss you.

I also miss you, Mommy.

Don't worry about me here and

take good care of your jaws.

That's what she said.

Rosy, Mommy will come more often now

with ahjussi.

Please be careful.

All right, hang in there now.

Hey, follow me.

Rosy, Rosy?

Is it a dog's name?

[R.I.P. Rosy,12/22/2009]
Rosy?

They must be going on the freeway.

Wait, I shouldn't be exiting here.

Shit.

How far are they going to go?

The ocean is too much.

- Be careful now.
- Yes.

Is that a guitar?

Okay!

- This is nuts.
- Hello.

They're on a boat.

Excuse me, where do the boats go from here?

Over there.

What's over there?

Oh, that place is a lodge.

A lodge?

A lodge?

Oh, those things floating on water are lodges?

That's right.

Hello!

Gosh, what's wrong with her?

Hello!

They ignored me...

What are those people doing?

Whoa! Hey.

Did you come to fish?

This is part of the job, okay?

I'm pretending to be fishing right now.

It's here! It's here again!

Whoa, is it a rockfish?

- Is it a rockfish?
- What a nutjob.

I can hear you, okay?

W-Whoa.

Whoa, it's so strong!

Whoa.

Gosh, it's so fun.

Wow, your skills are...

Noonim, what can't you do, seriously?

Here.

Here you go. Have a bite.

Here. You, too.

All right.

By the way, Noonim,

your jaws are taking a while to heal.

Gosh, when will I get a chance for another learning session?

I think it'll be possible.

My, you don't need to overextend yourself.

They've got a good vibe going.

I think they're going to do it tonight.

They came this far. They'll do it, right?

Please.

Get to it.

Hey, they're going inside.

- Going in.
- Go in.

- Go in, go in.
- Go!

They went in!

It's set.

I think we'll have to cross over, too.

How will we go there?

One of us will have to cross the water, right?

Go! Keep going!

Huh?

Baek Ho?

Yes, Noona.

Baek Ho.

Skip the honorifics.

Okay.

All right.

Try slapping my butt.

What?

You watched YouTube again, Noona.

One more time.

Noona, you like this?

- Whoa!
- Huh?

Why is the window open?

Go that way!

Hand...

The towel! Where's the towel?

The picture! I got the pictures!

Good job.

Are you okay?

You're going to catch a cold.

You're skipping honorifics, huh?

Is our partnership mode off?

Yes.

I'm sorry.

I was too vicious with you.

No, I'm sorry. I was being too...

petty with you.

You're cold, right?

I should've bought soju at the mart that ripped us off earlier.

We have soju.

How do we have soju?

Soju?

Right here.

I stole Baek Ho's at the other lodge over there.

Why are you so cool these days?

Soju is the best when you're cold.

Should we try what you wanted to do last time?

What?

Putting in effort.

Complimenting each other?

The one where we have sex with words.

Should we try it out?

- Right now?
- Yes, right now.

How are you supposed to do it?

You just need to do it like you're doing phone sex.

We did it when we were dating.

We did.

Shall we try? Are you down?

Of course.

Let's go.

Ring, ring.

Ring, ring.

Hello?

Oh, hello.

Hello.

Hi, could you tell me your name and where you live?

My name is Jin, and I'm on water.

Ms. Jin who is on water, nice to meet you.

A-Are you alone right now?

Yes, I'm alone in the room right now.

Oh, you're alone in the room. I'm alone, too.

I'm alone in a freight truck right now.

You're alone, too.

Do you mind telling me what you're wearing right now?

Shorts and a tank top.

Shorts and a tank top?

That's sexy.

Shorts and a tank top are sexy?

Yes.

You've got quite a taste.

Are you wet right now, by chance?

My entire body got wet today.

From my head to toe, it's all slippery.

I'm also moist.

Where are you moist?

Why do you ask when you know?

You have such a nice voice that I started dripping as soon as I heard you.

Could you spread your legs, please?

My legs?

Yes.

I'll start sucking your ear now.

You made me spread my legs but sucking my ear?

O-Oh, I didn't explain this to you.

I like to start sucking from the top and move my way down.

Okay, you can start.

I'll start now, then.

Your ear.

Your neck.

Your breasts.

Lick, lick.

Going lower.

Going lower.

Take off your pants, please.

- Suddenly?
- I want to suck, too.

I only like the lower half.

But I'm not wearing pants today. I'm actually...

not wearing anything right now. I'm butt-naked.

You're quite the seductive man.

Oh, my. You're standing hard.

Since when was it hard like this?

When you said, "hello."

I see.

I'll suck now.

You were for real.

How do you kiss again?

Let's work at it.

We really did it.

Is it alcohol?

Can't say no completely.

It's not easy to make money.

Yes.

I think we spent 500,000 won on this business trip alone.

We spent a lot.

It's fine. We just need to make that much more.

We secured the evidence, too. Let's get to it now.

How much should I ask from each person?

How's 10 million won each, so 20 million won total?

When will we save 100 million won at that rate?

We have to make at least 50 million won per job from now on.

Fifty million- 50 million is too much, isn't it?

Not at all. It's not much if they split it.

But the woman didn't seem to have much money.

Then, to make it fair, Young Ae can pay 20 million won, and Baek Ho can pay 30 million won.

So a total of 50 million won. How is that?

Okay, okay.

Sounds good.

Gosh, I'm tired.

Let's sleep.

[Leave 20 million won by Rosy's grave at Mt. Moryong.]
Twenty million won for Young Ae.

[Leave 30 million won by Rosy's grave at Mt. Moryong.]
Thirty million won for Baek Ho.

We'll expose you.

We'll expose you, too.

Who should I send it to first?

Okay, Young Ae can come first to Rosy's grave.

- We're f***ed.
- Mr. Blackmailer, read this.

I don't know how you know me and followed me around.

But I can't help thinking your life is quite the sad one, too.

My gosh, they're having the time of their lives.

[Park's Pig Blood Sausage Stew]

Does it feel good to do it like that?

Do other people's mouths taste different from my own?

Who knows?

It's been too long for us to remember.

I've never kissed before.

What?

What are you saying?

Unni, how did you get two sons without even kissing?

Does that make sense?

Why can't you?

We skipped it, so I never got to try.

Aigoo, the more I learn about you, the more pitiful you are.

What do you say? Do you want me to give you a kiss?

Will you?

- Come over here.
- Excuse me!

- Aigoo, I was going to, but they're looking for me.
- One soup and rice, please!

Yes, coming!

You see,

I lived my entire life for men.

It's hot, so please be careful.

- Let me give you your rice first.
- Okay.

To provide for my husband and two sons,

I cooked in a restaurant full of only men for my entire life.

But to my husband and my sons,

I think I was nothing more than a rice cooker.

You're in the way.

A rice cooker they need to survive,

but they don't think to cherish it.

This isn't for you, Rosy.

My dog, Rosy, was the only one who paid attention to me.

Rosy was the only one who put her body close to mine.

Rosy.

Rosy-

Rosy.

And Rosy died not too long ago, and

my life completely fell apart.

I lived my life completely in vain.

What do I do?

My chest felt stifling and painful when I was awake,

so I climbed the mountain more and more.

Aigoo.

That was how...

I met him.

He appeared before me as if god sent him to me as a gift

for my hard life.

Aigoo, thank you.

I'm too embarrassed to raise my head, so I apologize.

I should look at you and thank you.

He is someone who taught me a man can be beautiful, too.

He taught me you can be happy by being together.

I would've died without ever having a kiss in my life,

but he gifted me with my first kiss.

I hope this moment will never end.

I waited 60 years to meet this man.

So don't interfere with us.

- I won't give you the money, either.
- I won't give you the money, either.

- Do whatever you want.
- Do whatever you want.

The end.

Woo Jin, I don't think it's right for us to keep blackmailing her.

Then, let's raise the stakes on the other one.

Change only the amount for Baek Ho's blackmail.

From 30 million won to 50 million won.

50 million- Hey.

What kind of an idiot would pay that price?

An idiot who's got a lot to lose will.

Is he protesting alone here?

Who is trying to meet?
[Let's meet.]

What the heck is that? "Let's meet"?

Huh? Who knows?

Hey, there are all kinds of people, right?

[010-0720-9315]

[Caller ID Restricted]

Hello.

Who is it?

Mr. Caller ID Restricted, you can speak.

You're Mr. Blackmailer, huh?

- Did you report me to the police?
- Hey, listen.

Why would I report you to the police?

I don't like the police, either.

Sounds like you did!

You're asking for trouble, ahjussi!

My goodness, I said I didn't.

You listen to me carefully.

I want to give you the money.

I'm doing this so I can pay you.

It's just that the method will be a little complicated.

Complicated-

There's nothing to be complicated, just-

I don't like talking on the phone for too long, so meet me.

You know where I work, right?

Come to Baek Ho Stones by

10 p.m. tomorrow.

I'll see you there.

Make sure you come.

Gosh.

It's too dangerous.

Right?

But we did put a lot of work into this.

Right.

It's a waste, but don't go. It's too dangerous.

That's unexpected.

What do you mean? We can't have you in danger.

No, I'll go.

I saw that ahjussi, and I could tell

he was kind of sincere.

Will you be okay?

Yes.

You have to take your chances to make big money.

[Baek Ho Stones]

What the heck?

Whoa, ahjussi!

Ahjussi, calm down.

There's no need to use violence!

This is different from what you said!

You told me to just come.

W-Wait, hold on a moment.

Whoa, look at the blood.

My tooth!

- Aigoo.
- Shit...

Ahjussi.

My arm, my arm!

You had to choose talc, the weakest stone, huh?

Stop hitting me, seriously!

It hurts too much, and I lost a tooth.

Surrender.

Okay, I surrender.

Ahjussi, I guess you think I do this work alone,

but one text from me, and your life is f***ed, okay?

W-Why did you hit me when I surrendered?

My fist is diamond, you scum!

Your life must also be pretty twisted to be doing something like this.

My wife didn't hire you?

No, she didn't.

Do you have a wife?

No.

I don't.

How old are you?

I don't think I can tell you because that's my private information.

Do you want one more shot?

Let me see that.

I'm a person who keeps promises.

I can give you the money you demanded.

Oh, really? T-Thank you.

However, as I told you before, the process will be a little complicated.

For me to give you the money you want, I have to use my company's funds.

So, sign a contract with me.

What contract-

There's no need to complicate this matter, but what else can we do?

This business was started with my father-in-law's money and

my wife still does all the bookkeeping herself.

That's why we need a contract.

So, w-what kind of a contract are you talking about?

I saw you were pretty good at taking pictures.

- I am?
- When I look at your pictures,

we're beautiful.

I was moved.

So, let's have you take some pictures of my stones.

I'll exhibit some of the pictures you'll take on my homepage.

I will also make a calendar to give out to my wife's church and clients.

S-Sir, thank you for the compliment, but for me to sign a contract,

I have to expose all of my personal information, don't I?

Do you still not trust me?

Well, I can trust you-

I'm also going to be emptied and kicked out if they find out I cheated.

I'd be penny-wise and pound-foolish.

It's good for you and me, so isn't this a good contract?

Well, that's true, but the record-

[Contract: Baek Ho Stones will pay 50 million won to ( ) to photograph stones for a calendar.]

All right, write your name and personal information, and sign.

I'll send the money to your account right after.

You said 50 million won, right?

- Yes.
- Let's just drop 10 million won.

What? Whoa!

My man, even if photography is done at the asking price, 50 million won is too much!

N-No, I can't. You'll also be in trouble if I go back with that money.

My boss is a scary person.

How can you just drop 10 million won?

Make it 45 million won, then.

Let's drop just 50 million won.

You can put in a good word for me, right?

All right, now.

Make it 45 million won.

Remember this.

You're the third most famous photographer in Korea starting today.

You need to be prepared for this much if you want to make money.

What's wrong, Samuel?

You got hit?

Shit.

What's this?

What's wrong with your cheeks?

Look at this.

You even lost a tooth?

Samuel!

It's okay.

I've got a lot of teeth.

I still have 27 more.

I'm glad I was hit, not you.

What's this?

I took care of it.

It's a long story to explain all this, but...

Honey.

[Seoul]

[Baek Ho Stones: Deposited 43,515,000 won]

By the way, where did 6,485,000 won go?

O-Oh, that?

That ahjussi kept trying to haggle.

He tried to make it 40 million won, and I barely stopped him at 45 million won.

I almost got swindled.

What about the 1,485,000 won, then?

Oh, that's 3.3*.
(Local income tax rate)

3.3.

Yes, he said he has to take off 3.3 percent.

Good job.

It'd pressure you more to say this in this situation,

but let's just make 110 million won more.

No, Woo Jin, I'm not pressured.

Why...

Why do I find this work fun?

It feels like I'm alive.

It's because you got slapped with money.

I want to get slapped more.

Let's go.

[Seoul]

[Sign: Samuel]

[LTNS]