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[theme music playing]
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(narrator)
You're traveling
Through another dimension.
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A dimension not only
Of sight and sound,
But of mind.
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A journey into a wondrous
Land whose boundaries
Are that of imagination.
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Your next stop,
The twilight zone.
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Ooh!
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Positions for inspection!
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Come on, girls,
Step it up, step it
Up, girls. Don't loiter.
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(narrator)
Small message of reassurance
To that horizontal young lady.
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Don't despair,
Help 1s en route.
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It's coming in an odd form
From a very distant place,
But it's nonetheless coming.
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[snaps fingers]
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[stammering]
You-you sent
For me, chief?
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Apprentice
Angel cavender,
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It has come to our attention
That you are the only
Angel of your class
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Not to have
Won your wings.
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It has further come
To our attention that
You are a clod.
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Before reclassifying you,
We're going to give
You one more chance.
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Nice-looking girl, chief.
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Precisely. And she
Will be your project.
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You will return to earth
And supply her aid,
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Assistance and advice
For a period of 24 hours.
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If you are able
To improve her lot,
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We will reopen
Your case.
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You-you mean, chief, that
I-| still have a chance
Of getting my wings?
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It will be taken
Under advisement.
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Actually, cavender,
There seems to be
Considerable question
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About the damage you can do
With just arms and legs, not
To mention your mouth.
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Mm-hm.
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Submitted for your
Approval the case of
One miss agnes grep
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Put on earth
With two left feet, an
Overabundance of thumbs
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And a propensity for
Falling down manholes.
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In a moment, she will be
Up to her jaw in miracles
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Brought by apprentice
Angel harmon cavender,
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Intent on winning
His wings.
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And though it's a fact
That both of them should
Have stood in bed,
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They will tempt all the fates
By moving into the cold, gray
Dawn of the twilight zone.
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Come on, girls,
Step it up. Step
It up, girls.
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You're the new one?
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Yes, sir, mr. Stout.
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And | would like to say
I'm just thrilled
With this job.
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If you don't
Mind, miss grep.
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Now, for the benefit
Of the new recruit,
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| will go over very quickly
The prescribed hand signals,
Indicating assignment position
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And order of the day.
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Pay close attention to
This, miss grep. | will
Repeat it only once.
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Very close
Attention, miss grep.
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Now, the following
Are the position signals.
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That means "Spot girl,
Position in the middle
Of the lobby,"
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Giving customers
Prescribed directions
As to seating arrangements,
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Such as "Stairway to
Your right," "Aisle
Two straight ahead,"
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"Seating in the loge."
That means "30-minute break."
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This is "C". That means
"Candy concession."
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That means "Box office."
Requests for drinks
Of water
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Will be handled in
The following manner.
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| will respond
Thusly or thusly.
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That means "Shoot."
This is "Shoot aisle
One," "Shoot aisle two,"
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"Shoot aisle three."
And this 1s "Shoot
The balcony"!
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All right, girls?
Ready for today's
Assignment?
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All right, now, rapaport,
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Betton, burnett,
And the rest of you,
The same as yesterday.
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All right now,
Positions! Go, girls!
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(grep)
Mr. Stout?
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Um, there's immediate
Seating in the loging
Balcony.
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Uh, you can smoke
In the candy.
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No, uh, there's
Lovely candy over--
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Oh, sit anywhere.
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Thank you.
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Which aisle do they go?
What do! Do with these?
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Mr. Stout? Mr. Stout!
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Oh, my god.
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What's the signal
For "I'm sorry"?
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[bus horn honks]
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[buzzer sounding]
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[sighs]
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Uh, don't panic,
Miss grep.
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Please don't panic.
If-if you'll give me just
A moment, | can explain.
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| almost missed the bus.
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There used to be trolleys
Here, and then they took
Up the tracks.
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[clears throat]
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1, uh, | happen to be
Your guardian angel.
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Now, | know this
Might come to you
As rather a shock.
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Used to cost a dime.
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Yes, | know.
As | was saying,
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I-I've been given
24 hours to help you
In every way possible,
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And that doesn't preclude
The use of miracles.
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Oh, here, I'll hold them.
Now it's a quarter.
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Uh, what's a quarter?
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The bus fare you pay.
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Yes, | know.
That's just my
Point, miss grep.
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| didn't pay to
Get on this bus.
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Sh.
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I'm an angel.
| happen to be
Your angel.
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Don't you
Worry about it.
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| daydream a lot myself.
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Miss grep, wouldn't you
At least like to see
A little miracle?
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Like for example, instead of
Riding on this run-of-the-mill
Bus like everybody does,
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How would you like
To be riding in a flashy
Convertible with a chauffeur?
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[both laughing]
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You're cute.
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Watch this.
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Now, once ina
While, | may louse
These things up,
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But give me a second
To concentrate and-and
| think I'll make /t.
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| think I'm ready.
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Whoops! | think
| goofed.
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Well, back in the bus.
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[bus horn honks]
[brakes squeal
And hiss]
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When the supervisor
Comes to claim the bus,
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Tell him I've resigned.
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Well, what have
You got to say now?
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Excuse me, this is
My stop. It's been
Swell chatting with you.
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Hiya, gang.
What do you say?
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Hi, aggie. You
Got candy today?
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Have | got some candy.
You close your eyes.
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All right, here's
One for you,
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And here's
One for you.
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On this potato
Pancake stuff,
How many eggs?
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It's, uh, one egg
And half an onion.
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How's the job, aggie?
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It was, irv.
Past tense.
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Ag, you didn't go
Lose another one?
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Yup, lost another one.
Plotzky's bijou of
Famous hollywood hits.
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Oh, | was great
In reconnaissance
And infiltration,
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But | flunked
Close order drill.
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Oh, aggie, |
Busted my cookie.
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You busted your cookie?
Well, you know doggone
Good and well
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| have another cookie
Here for you, don't you?
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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See you later, aggie.
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(both)
Don't panic!
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| know. Um, | thought
| left you back there.
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Oh, perish the
Thought, miss grep.
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1 am going to be
With you for 24 hours.
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Uh, 23 hours and 31
Minutes, to be exact.
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My dear miss grep,
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| am here to
Change your life.
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You know, this is a kind
Of an interesting place
You have here.
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| like it.
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Yeah, well, uh,
Let's get down to
Business, shall we?
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Now, in cases
Of this kind,
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| try to examine
The problems and
Then alleviate them.
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Now, in your case, miss grep,
It seems that you can't
Hold on to a job.
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Would you like
A cup of tea?
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No. Now the way we attack
This employment problem--
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A beer?
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No. Is to fix it so that
You're independently wealthy
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And don't even
Need employment.
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Wine? | have
Some sherry.
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Miss grep, we are discussing
The alteration of-of your
Entire future.
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And | think we ought
To dispense with these
Convivialities
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And proceed to--
Do you have any gin?
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No, but | could run down
To mrs. Rianti's apartment.
Her husband makes it.
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No, thanks.
I've had that kind.
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Well, back to
Business, shall we?
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Now, first of all,
Miss grep, I, uh,
| don't think that--
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| don't think
You can live here.
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No?
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Well, hardly.
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Let's see here.
Oh, yes, here's
A good one.
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The morgan mansion
On sutton place.
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That's the last
One of its kind
In new york city.
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Oh, a mansion?
And how do | pay
For this mansion?
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My dear miss grep,
There are all
Sorts of ways.
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1 am not that
Kind of girl!
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Yes, I-l| have no doubt.
But as of this moment,
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You are
Independently wealthy.
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Now, let me see here.
Oh, yes, savings account
6-6-1-0-3,
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New york
National bank.
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Agnes grep.
That's you.
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$23,367 and 19 cents.
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Nineteen?
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Yeah, | hate
Round numbers.
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Me, too.
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Looks better that
Way. Now, about your
Social activities.
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Well, I-| generally
Go bowling on thursdays.
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Bowling, schmowling.
That may be okay
For pinsetters,
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But not for
Real society.
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[indistinct crowd chatter]
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[bell clanging]
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Whoops!
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Oh, perfectly
Charming party,
Agnes, my dear.
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Why, | was talking
To tony about it.
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You look ravishing, dear.
Absolutely ravishing.
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Oh, thank you
Very much.
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Doesn't she?
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Oh, yes.
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(cavender)
All yours, my dear.
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[french accent]
Agnes, cherie/
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00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,509
Unravel the
Flesh, will you?
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00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:07,263
My dear, you are exquisite,
Enchanting, delightful.
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And | intend to notify charlie
That this was the high social
Point of the season.
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Nobody can throw
A party like you.
Come along, my dear.
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[loud, overlapping
Voices at high speed]
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Now, this is what
| call a miracle.
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The best martini
| ever conjured.
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[overlapping voices
At high speed]
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00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,127
How do you do?
I've seen all
Of your movies
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At least 60
Or 70 times.
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| think
You're wonderful.
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[voices at high speed]
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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[voices at high speed]
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00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:57,21
Mm. Sensationnel,
Cherie, coco.
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00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,817
[voices talking
At high speed]
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A real blast,
Isn't it?
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00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,904
Yeah. Crazy.
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00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,989
[voices at high speed]
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00:15:07,73 --> 00:15:10,493
Oh, are you
All right? You're
Terribly stinky.
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Lovely party, darling.
| had a wonderful time.
Come along.
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Swell having you.
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Lovely party, aggie.
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Ravishing, darling,
Ravishing.
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00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,131
Yes, thank you.
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00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,717
[upbeat instrumental music
Plays in the background]
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[yawning loudly]
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh, boy, what a blast.
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[chuckles]
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00:15:53,77 --> 00:15:56,664
Harmon, old buddy,
You really outdid yourself.
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[chuckles]
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[grunting]
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Agnes!
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[shoe thuds]
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[glass shatters]
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[footsteps approaching]
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My apartment.
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It's been rented.
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00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,368
Yeah, I-| know.
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My landlady, she
Didn't even know me.
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She called me "Miss."
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And you know what
Irv said to me?
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00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,378
Who's irv?
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00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,756
My neighbor
Across the hall.
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00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,551
He came out to get
The morning paper, and
You know what he said?
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He said, "What's
With you, sister?
You slumming?"
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Well, miss grep, you
Know that old saying,
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"You can't have your
Cake and also eat it."
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00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:05,107
Why, I-l| mean, somebody's
Got to pay the fiddler.
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00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,902
After all, you know
And everybody knows
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00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,613
That the-the whole
Philosophy of-of living
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Is a kind ofa
Give-and-take thing.
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00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,285
And after all, when--
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00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,455
Well, what-what
Did you expect?
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00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,250
Oh, not much
Of anything, really.
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00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,85
Except--
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00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,463
Oh, except that--
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Except what?
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Friends, maybe.
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00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,653
Hey, joe.
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Pierre, morgan
Mansion, sutton place.
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00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,625
No.
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00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:08,170
No morgan mansion
And no sutton place.
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00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,07
How's that?
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00:18:11,90 --> 00:18:15,136
Mr. Cavender, | don't
Wanna go back there. |
Wanna stay right here.
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00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,180
You-you--why,
That's ridiculous.
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00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,684
You can't stay here.
24 hours of miracles,
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00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,187
And | leave you the
Way | found you?
Come on!
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00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:29,317
L-l'd never get my wings.
I-l'd be drummed out.
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00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,528
I'd be reclassified.
There's no telling
Where they'd send me.
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Miss grep, didn't we
Have a wonderful time?
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Don't you have
Everything you
Always wanted now?
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My dear miss grep,
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00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:46,626
My charming miss grep,
Don't you wanna be happy?
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Mr. Cavender, you
Don't understand me.
| was happy.
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00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,715
| want it
The way it was.
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The way it was? Unstable,
Unresolved and unemployed?
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00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,974
Disconnected,
Discombooberated
And behind in my rent.
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But that's for me.
That and then
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And the baby-sitting
And the bowling
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And the potato pancakes.
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Mr. Cavender.
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00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,696
Please.
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00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,242
Well, okay, miss grep.
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00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,204
But /-! Think you're
Making an awful mistake.
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00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,914
Are you sure?
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00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,332
Uh-huh.
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00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,545
Okay. Here we go.
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00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,560
Well, I-| tried, chief.
Nobody can say | didn't try.
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00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,855
Hey, joe, let me take
It up to the riantis.
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00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,941
Oh, and joe.
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00:19:52,24 --> 00:19:54,235
[loud smack]
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00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,904
Hey, what do
You say, ag?
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00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:01,701
Hi, herb, top of the morning.
To you. Don't shoot till you
See the whites of their eyes!
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00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,870
Oh, aggie, on this
Potato pancake stuff,
How many eggs?
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00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,957
An even dozen.
I'll be down
In a minute.
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00:20:08,40 --> 00:20:10,292
Mrs. Rianti?
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00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,169
[children shout greetings]
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00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,715
Hi, darlings.
Listen, you all
Wait right down here.
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00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:19,969
I'll be down in two
Seconds flat with some
Candy and a cookie.
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00:20:20,52 --> 00:20:23,222
Come on, kids.
Aggie'll be back
In a minute.
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00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:48,247
Hey, mr. Cavender?
Thanks a heap.
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00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,249
But no thanks.
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00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,585
You know something,
Miss grep?
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00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,588
You are the richest
Woman | know.
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00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,841
You have
An abundance
Of wealth.
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00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:03,763
And it seems that
I've had to travel
A very long distance
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00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,640
To find out that
Cash and contentment
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00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,643
Aren't necessarily
Synonymous.
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00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,604
Well,
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00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,149
Goodbye, miss grep.
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00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,986
And, uh, don't take
Any wooden angels,
You hear?
303
00:21:19,69 --> 00:21:21,197
[thunderclap]
304
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,199
Yeah-yeah, chief?
305
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,993
You wanna-you
Wanna talk to me
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00:21:26,76 --> 00:21:28,204
Right away?
307
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,830
Yeah, I’ll-I'll
Be right up.
308
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:41,08
Smoking cigars
On assignment. Conduct
Unbecoming an angel.
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00:21:41,91 --> 00:21:44,303
Champagne-drinking.
Gin and tonic
Drinking.
310
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:48,641
Gin fizz drinking.
Gin on the rocks,
Extra dry martinis.
311
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,768
Inebriation.
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00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,481
And | could go
On from there.
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00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,902
Cavender, you're a disgrace
To the entire service.
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00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,654
Uh, | know it, sir.
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00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:05,74
I'm afraid you know
What this means.
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00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,576
Reclassification, sir?
317
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,830
At least
Reclassification.
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00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:18,712
| hate to do this,
Cavender, | really do.
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00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,715
L-| understand, sir.
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00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,09
As a matter
Of fact, I--
321
00:22:24,51 --> 00:22:25,761
[bowling balls rolling]
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00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:30,724
Why, this is incredible.
Wh-why, she's, she's--
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00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,519
Happy. Just look
At her, sir.
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00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:36,605
Why, she's six times happier
Than the way | found her.
325
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,900
She's deliriously
And totally happy.
326
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,111
Well, | don't see
How that could be.
327
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,531
But she is.
Just-just look at her.
You see what she's doing, sir?
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00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,449
What is that?
329
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,619
She's bowling.
She goes bowling
Every thursday night.
330
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,372
Are you supposed to keep
Your finger in the ball
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00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,583
After it starts
Down the lane?
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00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,794
No, sir, | don't think
She's quite got the hang
Of it, yet, sir.
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00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:02,590
Ooh, I-l| hope she
Didn't hurt herself.
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00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:06,886
Well, cavender, /t seems
That I've been premature
In my judgment.
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00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:10,723
Your assignment was to make her
Happy, and that's precisely
The way she is,
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00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,309
So there's very
Little room for
Doubt about your--
337
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,61
Go on, sir,
I'm all ears.
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00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:20,566
| noticed. | think under
The circumstances, cavender,
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00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:24,153
Since you've done
So very well with
That subject,
340
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:28,574
It occurs to me
That there are other
Deserving subjects down there
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00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:34,246
Who might require a
Little angelic assistance
From time to time.
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00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,166
Each one of them
Will be your project.
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00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:41,337
Oh, oh, oh, thank you,
Thank you, sir.
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00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,341
In a strange
Way, | feel rather
Sorry for them.
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00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,346
Thank you.
Thank you.
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00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:53,349
(narrator)
A word to the wise
Now to any and all
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00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,769
Who might suddenly
Feel the presence of
A cigar-smoking helpmate
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00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,979
Who takes bankbooks
Out of thin air.
349
00:23:59,63 --> 00:24:01,857
If you're suddenly aware
Of any such celestial aids,
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00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:06,278
It means that you're under the
Beneficent care of one harmon
Cavender, guardian angel,
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00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,783
And this message
From the twilight
Zone: lots of luck.
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00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,750
[eerie music]
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00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:47,236
This 1s james arness.
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00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:51,532
You know, it's only a short
Hop from the twilight zone
To dodge city and gunsmoke.
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00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,951
Saturday nights over
Most of these stations.
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