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[theme music playing]
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(narrator)
You're traveling
Through another dimension.
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A dimension not only of sight
And sound, but of mind,
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A journey into a wondrous land
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Whose boundaries
Are that of imagination.
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Your next stop,
The twilight zone.
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[melancholy harmonica music]
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[kicks door]
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(man)
Rachel, open up
In there.
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Got my arms full.
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Well, old man,
What are you
Hollering about?
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You going
To suffocate
In there
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From lack of air.
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Why don't you leave
The door open?
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| got to keep
That dog
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Out of the house
Somehow--
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Coming in here
With his fleas
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And with his ticks.
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Aw, old woman, don't start
That commotion up again.
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When | go in the house,
Rip goes too.
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Well--
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That dog saved my life.
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Well--
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Let the ornery
Thing come in.
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And another thing,
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Don't talk about him
Like that
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When he can hear you.
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Rip's got feelings.
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| don't want them hurt.
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"Ll let him
In the house,
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And I'll feed him,
But I'll be switched
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If I'm going to start
Sweet-talking him.
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Old woman,
You tickle me sometimes.
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Uh, when's
The last time
You got yourself kissed?
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[chuckles]
Well, the way
| figure it,
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It was
In the spring
Of 1924.
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Well, | figure
You got one coming.
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Don't you come
Near me, old man.
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Yes, sir,
I've been thinking
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About giving you
A kiss
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For the last
Month or two.
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[chuckles]
Oh, hyder, you sit down
And eat your supper
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And stop talking silly.
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[kiss]
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[chuckles]
I'll have my supper
Now, old woman.
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There you are.
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Old man,
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| never said
This to you,
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But we have
Endured powerful well
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Over the years together.
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Hm?
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Nearly 50 years
We've been married, eh?
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Come october 16.
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Long time to travel together.
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Well, | wouldn't have had it
Any other way.
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Thank you, old woman.
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Me neither.
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Here, rip.
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I'll feed that dog
After supper.
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He ain't going to be
Here after supper.
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Where's he going?
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Where I'm going.
Coon hunting.
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Oh, hyder.
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| wish you wouldn't
Go hunting tonight.
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Why not?
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Three nights ago,
| saw blood on the moon.
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You ought to have
Been in bed sleeping.
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And two days ago,
A bird flew in the house
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And lit on your side
Of the bed and nearly
Scared me to death.
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There you go,
Trying to spoil a good hunt.
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Well, I'm a-going anyways.
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Them signs
Don't bother me at all.
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[sighs]
Well, they bother me.
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[melancholy harmonica music]
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[cow moos]
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Now, you be careful,
Old man.
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Don't you worry
About me, old woman.
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I'll be back even
Before midnight,
More'n likely.
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(narrator)
An old man
And a hound dog named rip
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Off for an evening's pleasure
In quest of raccoon.
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Usually, these evenings end
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With one tired old man,
One battle-scarred hound dog
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And one or more
Extremely dead raccoons,
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But as you may suspect,
That will not be
The case tonight.
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These hunters won't be
Coming home from the hill.
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They're headed
For the backwoods
Of the twilight zone.
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[melancholy harmonica music]
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[crickets chirping]
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Smell him out there, boy.
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He's around here somewheres.
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You can get him.
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[barking]
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[rip barking]
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[distant barking]
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[barking]
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[barking]
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[barking]
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Tree'd him,
Didn't you, boy?
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[barking continues]
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Rip, don't want
To doubt your word,
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But there ain't
No coon up there.
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[barking]
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[distant barking]
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[barking]
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Trick ya, didn't he, boy?
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[whimpering]
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[barking]
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[barking]
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Hold it back
There, rip.
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Come back
Here, rip!
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Don't go
In there!
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I'll pull you out, rip!
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Come back here, rip!
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Hold on, hold on there, rip.
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Come back here!
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That coon'll drown you, rip.
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That coon's got him down.
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Huh! I'm coming, rip.
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I'm coming, rip, hold it!
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I'm coming!
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[suspense music]
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[melancholy music]
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[whining]
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[whimpering]
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[groaning]
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[whines]
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Rip.
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We must have trailed
That coon half the night.
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Hungry, ain't you, boy?
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Yeah, me, too.
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So let's mosey along home
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And see what rachel's got
For breakfast.
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That old woman gives us
"Hail, columbia"
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For staying out all night.
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| figure that's
About deep enough.
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That ain't more
Than three feet.
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Three feet's deep
Enough for a dog.
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Any ordinary dog, maybe,
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But according
To old man simpson,
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Rip ain't no ordinary dog.
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Then you digit.
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It'll be lonesome here
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Without old man simpson.
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[melancholy harmonica music]
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(hyder)
Morning, boys.
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Reckon them miller boys
Gotten hard of hearing.
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(hyder)
What you old boys
Up to?
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Say, what you doing?
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All right,
Don't answer me, then.
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| don't give a hoot
What you're doing.
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If | ain't mistaken,
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You're digging this hole
On my land.
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Now, if you want to dig,
Dig on your side
Of the fence.
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Get moving.
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| say get moving!
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| ain't talking
Just to move the wind around.
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You get a move on
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Or I'm going to fill your
Britches full of lead!
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| figure that's just
About deep enough.
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Have a little care.
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It's just a dog.
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Not to some folks.
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Why didn't you tell me
You'd lost a dog?
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How'd it happen?
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Don't reckon
| blame you
For not talking.
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| don't reckon
| would myself.
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Well, rip, we're butting
In on other folks' troubles.
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They're just
Too heartbroke to talk.
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And speaking of trouble,
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That old
Woman's going to have
Plenty of that for us.
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Come on.
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[chickens clucking]
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[cow moos]
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Looks to me like,
Rip, maybe we got
Us a stroke of luck.
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Could be
The old woman's
Still sleeping.
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Morning.
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All dressed up
Like the fourth
Of july.
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Old woman,
If you're figuring
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On leaving me on account
On | stayed out all night,
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You got another thing coming.
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(man)
Lord be with
You, sister.
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Amen, brother.
[melancholy music]
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| appreciate
Your coming,
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Even though
He didn't belong
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To the church.
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| just never could
Get him to go.
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(reverend)
| realize
Brother simpson
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Wasn't
A religious man,
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But | figure he's
Still entitled
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To a christian
Burial.
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Now, just--
Just hold everything.
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Anybody's going
To give brother
Simpson a burial
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You'd better
Ask brother simpson
How he feels about it.
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| just been sitting here,
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Trying to figure it out.
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It was just last night.
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He was sitting there
At the supper table.
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| begged him not to go.
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There's been omens.
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I've seen signs.
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But he went.
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The lord works
In mysterious ways.
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Rachel, listen
To me.
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There's been
A misunderstanding.
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(man)
Miss rachel,
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If you're
Ready, ma’'am.
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Well, he's
In there.
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Oh!
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[weeping]
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Don't take on,
Old woman.
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It's just a dream.
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We'll wake up ina little
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And everything'll be
Like it ought to be.
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What you
Old boys
Got in there?
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(hyder)
What you
Old boys taking
Out of there?
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Oh!
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(hyder)
Who's in that box?
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[melancholy music]
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[melancholy music]
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We'll find out
What all this is about
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In a minute or two, rip.
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The graveyard's just over
The top of the hill there.
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Now, who in the tarnation
Built this fence up here?
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Rip, we must have
Taken a wrong turn.
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| don't memorize
Ever seeing this fence before.
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Well, we're bound
To come out somewhere.
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Hello!
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Anybody home in there?
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Howdy, neighbor.
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Howdy.
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| wasn't expecting
Nobody this morning.
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Don't want
To put you to no
Trouble, friend,
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But it seems like
| lost my way.
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That's what everybody
Says at first.
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Now, what's
Your name, friend?
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Simpson-- hyder simpson.
[rip whimpers]
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| belong to that
Bunch of simpsons
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Lives over on
Whale's mountain.
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Rip and me here--
[rip barks]
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We never have traveled
This far before.
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Never have
Traveled so far
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We couldn't
See the top
Of whale's mountain.
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How old are you,
Neighbor simpson?
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Well, sir, | been
Walking the earth
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For something
Like 70 year now.
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Arrived at the gate,
Uh, 10:45.
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| know it's none
Of my business,
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But would you
Tell me what
You're writing down?
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One more thing,
Neighbor simpson.
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How'd you die?
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| was born
With a cheap set of ears.
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I'm not sure
| heard you rightly.
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| said, "How did you die?"
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Who claims I'm dead?
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00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,568
You wouldn't be here
If you wasn't dead.
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00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,488
Man, that's solid
Flesh and bone there.
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00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,323
You feel that.
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00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,950
Think back, neighbor.
What did you do
Last night?
259
00:16:33,34 --> 00:16:36,662
Well, sir, I'll tell you
Exactly what | done.
260
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,665
Me and rip, we left the house
Long about suppertime,
261
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,543
And rip, he picked up
262
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,337
A coon trail right away,
263
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,507
And like a coon will,
It headed for the water
264
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,551
And rip didn't do nothing
But go in after him.
265
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,887
About that time,
! Got there,
[rip whining]
266
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:57,475
And | was running out
On this log and I--
267
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,779
Hey, friend, what's
On the other side
268
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,280
Of that gate there?
269
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,74
Well, that pasture
Right up there
270
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,951
They call
The elysian field.
271
00:17:15,34 --> 00:17:17,370
Cross that and you come
To the golden street
272
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,747
That takes you right
To the celestial palace
273
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,166
Where the old master
Has his headquarters.
274
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,919
Then | take
You would aim
To be st. Peter.
275
00:17:25,02 --> 00:17:26,712
| keep the gate,
That's a fact.
276
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,757
Well, I'm mighty proud
To have met up with you.
277
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:34,53
Just as proud
To have you here.
278
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,55
| always thought
279
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:39,141
There was a lot of singing
And dancing in heaven.
280
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,893
How come
| don't hear no music?
281
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,853
"Cause you're on the outside.
282
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,523
Once inside, you'll hear
Your favorite hymn.
283
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:49,235
Well, | don't care much
For hymn singing.
284
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,153
| favor guitar music myself.
285
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,656
Don't stand out here
In the cold, cold world.
286
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,116
Reap your
Heavenly reward.
287
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,742
Come on, rip.
[rip growling]
288
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,244
Hold on, neighbor.
289
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,745
You can't take
That dog in.
290
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,581
There ain't no fleas
On that dog.
291
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,873
He can't come in.
292
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,166
How come?
293
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,85
This 1s folks' heaven.
294
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,879
There's a place
We can put him,
Though, up the road.
295
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,48
You just tie him
To the fence,
296
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,967
And I'll walk
Him up later on.
297
00:18:13,50 --> 00:18:14,302
Come on, rip.
298
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,886
Hold on,
Neighbor simpson.
299
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,638
Where do you think
You're going?
300
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,808
Thank you, but that
Ain't no place for me.
301
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,560
Why not?
302
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,521
Well, any place that's
Too highfalutin for rip
303
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,690
Is too fancy for me.
304
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,151
How thoroughbred
Does a dog have to be
305
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,194
Before you let him
In there, anyway?
306
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,196
Ain't no dogs
Allowed at all.
307
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,158
What kind of outfit
You're running don't
Allow no dogs?
308
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,744
They got that special
Place for dogs up the road.
309
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,996
Me and rip will go on
Down there, then.
310
00:18:42,79 --> 00:18:43,331
You won't get in.
311
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,249
The dog, maybe, but not you.
312
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:49,211
What kind
Of heaven would it be
With just dogs?
313
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,297
A dog's got a right
To have a man around
314
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,675
Just the same as a man's got
A right to have a dog around,
315
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,594
If he wants to be happy.
316
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,180
Neighbor, let me make you
A little proposition.
317
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,474
Why don't you go on
In the gate, and later on,
318
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,434
I'll slip the dog
Through the fence.
319
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,603
It's breaking the rules,
But I'll do it.
320
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,314
Friend peter,
If |1go in that front gate,
321
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,483
Rip's going
In that front gate likewise.
322
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,402
| don't want him
To get to feeling
That he ain't welcome.
323
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,279
| got another idea.
324
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,823
What are you doing
There, mister?
[rip growling]
325
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,283
I'll hold on
To your dog
326
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,993
And let you see
How you like it.
327
00:19:21,77 --> 00:19:24,664
| don't have to go inside
To make up my mind.
328
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,375
Let me ask you
A practical question.
329
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,920
What kind
Of coon hunting would
| have in there without rip?
330
00:19:31,03 --> 00:19:33,506
Man, they don't allow
No coon hunting.
331
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,08
Oh, you don't say.
[rip growling]
332
00:19:36,92 --> 00:19:37,843
Where do you think
You're going?
333
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,595
Me and rip's
Going somewhere.
334
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,389
There ain't no
Place else to go.
335
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,349
We'll go wherever
That road takes us.
336
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,142
Oh, that road
Don't lead nowhere.
337
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,852
This is eternity road.
338
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,855
It just keeps on,
Never stops, leads nowhere.
339
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,233
Me and rip'll do all right.
340
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,361
Neighbor, this
Is a right serious
Step you're taking.
341
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,946
I'd say the best thing
342
00:19:57,29 --> 00:19:58,948
Is to sit out there
And think it over.
343
00:19:59,31 --> 00:20:02,284
You've got all eternity
To make up your mind.
344
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,994
Good day to you, sir.
345
00:20:04,78 --> 00:20:06,163
If you
Change your mind,
Just let me know.
346
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,374
Much obliged.
I'll do that.
347
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,501
[melancholy harmonica music]
348
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,219
[birds chirping]
349
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,522
[sighs]
350
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,445
Eternity's a powerful
Long spell to go
351
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,72
Without a coon hunt,
Ain't it, rip?
352
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,242
Don't you go off
Your feed or nothing
Over this thing.
353
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,787
Wouldn't surprise me none
If | don't sneak in there
354
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,998
And talk to the judge,
Or somebody.
355
00:20:49,81 --> 00:20:51,125
Might be able
To get you in.
356
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:56,881
Wonder what kind
Of a tea party they
Keep in there, anyways.
357
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,967
Must be city folks, mostly.
358
00:21:00,50 --> 00:21:03,971
They'd be the ones most likely
To outlaw coon hunting.
359
00:21:04,54 --> 00:21:05,222
Let them sit in there
360
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,724
Tootin' on their harps
361
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:10,603
Or whatever they do
For relaxation,
362
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,606
Me and you stays together.
363
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,942
Just like we was
When we was traveling
Down below.
364
00:21:17,26 --> 00:21:20,279
Hm.
365
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,864
Least we ain't
The only ones
366
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,365
Wandering around
367
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,702
By ourselves
On the eternity road.
368
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,204
Howdy, son.
369
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,622
Howdy.
370
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,82
Ah.
371
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,794
I'm looking
For a mr. Hyder simpson
372
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,545
And a hound dog
Name of rip.
373
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,05
Well, that's us.
374
00:21:38,88 --> 00:21:39,924
Well, | figured it was.
375
00:21:40,07 --> 00:21:42,551
Well, if you
And rip's all set,
376
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,386
We might as well
Mosey along.
377
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,554
Mosey along where?
378
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,223
Heaven, mr. Simpson.
379
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,976
Well, now, like | told
That other fellow,
380
00:21:51,18 --> 00:21:53,562
| ain't going to set foot
In heaven without rip.
381
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,690
You didn't get messed up
With nobody in there,
Did you?
382
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,484
That fellow at the gate.
383
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,986
He wouldn't let rip in,
So | didn't go.
384
00:22:01,70 --> 00:22:03,322
Son,
385
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,491
That'd be a hell of a place
Without rip.
386
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,992
Mr. Simpson,
387
00:22:07,76 --> 00:22:08,452
You ain't far wrong.
388
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:11,163
That /s hell.
389
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,457
Heaven's up
Yonder apiece.
390
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,85
Well, I'll
Be jiggered.
391
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,419
Now, how come
That fellow
392
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,04
Would want
To lie to me?
393
00:22:19,88 --> 00:22:21,674
Well, they don't
Never give up.
394
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,592
Always trying to get
Folks in there
395
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,219
Right down
To the last minute.
396
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,54
Well, what reason
Would they have
397
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:28,764
For wanting
To keep rip out?
398
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,851
They was a-feared
Rip would have warned you.
399
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:35,396
And he would have,
Time he got a whiff
Of that brimstone.
400
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,523
You see, mr. Simpson,
401
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:42,695
A man-- well, he'll
Walk right into hell
With both eyes open,
402
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,823
But even the devil
Can't fool a dog.
403
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,575
[melancholy harmonica music]
404
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,660
You wouldn't be st. Peter,
Would you?
405
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:53,998
Oh, no, no, I-- I'm just
A regular angel here.
406
00:22:54,81 --> 00:22:56,542
Well, where's
Your wings, son?
407
00:22:56,625 --> 00:23:00,45
Shucks, | don't use
Them half the time.
408
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,423
| appreciate
Walking myself.
409
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,550
You, uh--
410
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,303
About ready to go,
Mr. Simpson?
411
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,388
Uh-- uh, rip.
412
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,560
How's the coon
Hunting up here, boy?
413
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,395
Oh, just fine,
Mr. Simpson.
414
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:17,771
There's one tonight
415
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,398
Right after
The square dance.
416
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,858
Want to come along?
417
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:23,569
Wouldn't miss it
For the world.
418
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,572
Welcome to heaven,
Mr. Simpson.
419
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:30,284
Thank you, son.
[birds chirping]
420
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,579
Right proud to be here.
421
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,292
Uh, rachel,
That's my old woman.
422
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,85
She won't have any trouble
423
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,630
Getting past that fellow
Up the road, will she?
424
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,591
Rachel? No, not her.
425
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,927
And she'll be along
Directly, too, I'm told.
426
00:23:48,10 --> 00:23:50,512
Well, glad to hear it.
427
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,891
Come along, rip.
428
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:57,561
(narrator)
Travelers to unknown regions
Would be well advised
429
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,605
To take along the family dog.
430
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:03,275
He could just save you
From entering the wrong gate.
431
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,611
At least,
It happened that way once
432
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:10,32
In a mountainous area
Of the twilight zone.
433
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:16,372
(announcer)
Rod serling,
Creator of the twilight zone,
434
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,666
Will tell you
About next week's story
435
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,460
After this message.
436
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,295
And now, mr. Serling.
437
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:26,215
Next week we offer you
A hollywood television cowboy
438
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,385
Who takes in several bills
A week for killing off
Bad men.
439
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,221
Mr. Larry blyden portrays
One of these phony balonies
440
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,931
Who always wins in the end.
441
00:24:34,14 --> 00:24:36,225
But in this little item
He draws from the hip
442
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,436
And realizes his opponent
Is smack-dab out
Of this world.
443
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,481
We invite
Your attention to showdown
With rance mcgrew,
444
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:46,402
Next week's stagecoach sojourn
In the twilight zone.
445
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,767
(announcer)
This 1s an age
Of amazing feats,
446
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,854
And the fuel that has
Kept us going is faith.
447
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,981
Worship together this week.
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