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- Previously

- Previously
on "Southern Charm"...

- I know.

- After nine long months
of waiting,

I finally met my baby girl.

And as Shep was recuperating

from his own visit
to the hospital,

Chelsea found herself
the unwitting pawn

in yet another
love triangle with Austen.

- I just think that you're
scrutinizing that photo

more than it needs to be.

Can we just move past this?

- For the time being, yes.
- Okay.

- Meanwhile,
Craig was taken to task

about his follow-through.

- You're having
a really hard time

jumping into the adult world.

You're kind of
bullsh---ing yourself.

[dramatic music]

[pop]
[all cheer]

- Just as Kathryn proved

how much she's grown.

- Would you like to
join us for dinner?

- Yeah.

- And even though
Saint's birthday party

remained drama-free,

it was Ashley's temper tantrum

that had Thomas seeing red.

- Why do you want to go
to California?

You wanna hang out
with your friends, right?

- Well, now I do.

- When you come back,

you'll be
a better person for it.

- If I do come back.

- Mm-kay.
Go ahead.

[Mia Sable's "It's Easy"]
- ♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As making you think
that you love me ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[peppy ragtime music]

♪ ♪

- What are you
gonna do today?

You gonna have dinner ready
when I get home?

[kisses]
I'll miss you.

[baby fussing]

- You wanna share a piece
with Kensie?

- No.

- [soft laugh]

Well...
I'm just gonna give Kensie

a little piece, right here.

♪ ♪

[funky brass music]

♪ ♪

- Yo.
- Hey, buddy.

- What's up, dude?
- Dude, your hand.

- I know, right?
- That's gnarly.

Ugh!

- You ever seen
anything like that?

- Never in my life.

- This is my claw.
[tsks]

Turns out my brilliant self

severed two of
the tendons in my pinky.

- How'd you cut your finger?

- I tried to stab
a butter knife through a wall.

[all laughing]

- That's gnarly, man.
And, like, it's all because

of your pinky?
- Yeah.

Now have this archaic device

for the next five weeks.

So the only thing I'm not
allowed to do is make a fist.

Like--
- Can you masturbate?

[laughing]
- You do have two hands, Austen.

- Right.

- [grunts]

Damn it.
- Sorry, bud.

- It's all right.

Getting used
to the one-hand life.

[funky electronic music]

- I'm like a kid
on Christmas, right now.

Here we are,
headed to Greenville,

where I'm hopefully
gonna pick up

my, you know,
own tasty batch.

- So this is the first
material thing

out of this idea.
- Yes.

- Last time I drove
up to Greenville,

we developed my recipe.

What I'm gravitating towards
seems to be passion fruit.

- All right.
- And grapefruit.

- We can definitely get
a batch into fermentation.

- Yeah, that would be...
kick ass.

You know, and then
what I want to do

is have this party
on Saturday

for like, our friends
and my family

to taste it
and give me feedback,

as much as possible.
- Who's coming to the party?

- You know, um--
just, you know--

just all of our friends.
So, I, uh...

I called Chelsea earlier today,
too, 'cause it was like,

she was one of the first people
that I told about it.

- Have Chelsea and Victoria
been in the same place

since you guys
started up again?

- I don't think that they have,
you know, really spoken since.

- Oh, like they're not--
They don't hang out anymore?

- They really haven't, and...

Victoria thought
that Chelsea was inappropriate.

- Oh, so...
- I think at least, that--

- Victoria's the one with--
with the chip.

- Victoria lets her emotions
get the best of her

more often than not.

And that is very frustrating
to deal with.

- Girls are ----ing
crazy, man.

[old-timey band music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, buddy.
- Hi.

- Perfect timing.
- I know.

Hi!
I have a rental puppy.

- What do you mean?
- It's my best friend's dog.

- Hi.
- Say hello.

- Hi.
- Oh, God, oh, God...

- Okay.
- Okay, all right,

Here we go.

- Tyson just wants to
get to the beach..

He loves it here.

You gotta put a cover
on your boot

so it doesn't get sand in it?
- Yeah.

I have a really expensive
accessory.

- Are you serious?
- It's fashion, so...

- [laughing]
Uh-uh.

- Oh, yeah.
- Are you so over that boot?

- I'm so over it,
but it's better than nothing.

- Oh, my God.
- [laughing]

Oh, my God, she's dying
to get off this leash.

Tallie.
Come on.

Go.

- Aww.

He doesn't really
leave my side.

- I know, I feel like
he's, like, really chill.

- [groans]
- Good girl!

Are you having fun?

- Oh, gosh.

Come here, come here, come here.

- Oh, yeah!
- Leash on--

Come here--
[grunts]

Good girl--
oh, okay.

This is so nice,
this time of year.

- I know.
There's, like, nobody out here.

- I love this.

- I can't believe
that you posted that picture

at Saint's birthday.

- [laughs]
I was like,

I know Ashley
watches my stories,

so I put a blue heart
in between Thomas and Kathryn

because I'm that petty.

I just feel, like,

a responsibility
to defend Kathryn.

The other day, Kensie
accidentally called her Ashley,

which broke my heart.
- Stop.

- Yeah. I mean,
I could not imagine that.

And she's still like--

Kathryn is still
keeping it together.

- Oh, my God.

I hope we don't have
to deal with her much longer.

- I mean, she says
she's not going anywhere.

- I don't plan
on going anywhere,

so get used to me.

[dramatic music]

- Yeah.
- Um, but anyway.

How are you and Austen now?

- So I felt like
we were at a good place,

you know, when we talked
in Hilton Head, and...

I was like, "Look, if--
if y'all are happy, awesome.

But, like, I can't hang out
with y'all."

That's where it's,
like, too much in my face.

It's just not
comfortable for me.

I don't know how to explain it.
- No, you don't have to.

It's, like, totally
normal and understandable.

- Yeah.

- It's so obvious

Chelsea still has feelings
for Austen.

What do you think
it would take

for you to be comfortable?

- Me dating somebody,
like, super hot.

[both laugh]
- Nice.

- Are we getting close?
- Yeah.

I mean, you know,
the closer that I'm getting,

the more nervous--excited
that--that I'm becoming.

- There's nothing to be nervous
about. It's just beer.

- [laughs]
To me, it's not just beer.

[exciting upbeat music]

There he is.
- Hey.

'Sup.
- Tom, how we doing?

- I was just
getting ready for you.

- Perfect.
Good to see you again.

How's everything?
- Doing good, doing good.

- This my buddy, Craig...
- I'm Craig.

- That I brought
from Charleston.

- This is a cool spot,
though, this is awesome.

- I appreciate that.
- How'd everything go with--

with the...

- Everything went off
without a hitch.

- I'm excited.

- Just getting ready
to taste it right now,

to be honest with you,
- Oh, man.

The moment of truth.

[precocious music]

♪ ♪

I mean, right off the bat,
I definitely smell the...

citrus-forward nose.
I smell the grapefruit.

- Thought we were
gonna "cheers."

- Try it.
- Cheers.

- Mmm.

That's nice.

You can definitely taste,
you know, the fruit in it.

That's definitely what I wanted.

The hop doesn't, you know,
punch you in the nose.

- Right.
- No, like, I could drink it.

Yeah.
- Right.

- It's not too sweet,
it's not too dry.

It's not too weak
at the end.

- Yeah.
- And when you swallow,

it's not like water.
- Yep.

- Yeah.
It's a citrus,

but it's a lemon citrus, to me.
- Okay.

- Um, like, I thought
it might be more red fruit,

and I get more
of a yellow fruit.

Would it make sense
if I said it's kind of woody?

There's wood in it?

- Whatever your palate
tells you that--that--

- Like, wait, there's this
kind of, like, earthy.

I'm more
of a college beer guy, still.

I pretty much
just drink Bud Light.

- Earthy?
- I don't know.

I don't ever know if the
things I say make sense, but...

[dramatic music]

Are you happy with
bringing this to the party?

- I--I am very happy
bringing this to the party.

Was there any hitch
using your distributor

to bring the beer to Charleston?
- No.

- No? Okay.
- We got that all worked out.

We definitely have it, uh,
on location by--by Friday.

- Sweet.
- Perfect.

That'll be perfect.

- Coming up...

Maybe when I have my second kid.

Psych.
[fake laughter]

Nothing is coming out of this
ever again.

[precocious

[precocious
instrumental music]

♪ ♪

[baby fussing]
- [sighs]

It hurts so bad.

[exhausted sigh]

Hey, Elvis.
Oh, man.

[sighs]

Oh, Lord.

- Cam?

Cam.

- Oh, hey.
- Hey, darling.

- Suzy Homemaker's
just in the kitchen.

- [laughs] You look like

an offering priest,
Suzy Homemaker.

- I took a shower this morning,

for the first time
in two weeks.

- You are joking, I'm sure.

- No, I'm not.
- [soft laugh] God.

- My armpits were on the verge
of looking like a man.

- I do not need to know...
[indistinct]

I brought you something.

Meme made these by hand.

- Is that poop?
- No, darling.

It's just old.
They're old.

- That's sweet.

My mom always wanted
to be a grandma.

She is beside herself.

Her little trinket bags
are overflowing.

What?

- Little kids love
stuff like this.

- This is a bunch of crap.

- That's what children love.

- With chokeable parts,
mind you.

Obviously save these,
'cause they're special.

But, to be honest,
I'll never use them.

- Well, I'll take 'em back.

But you know I have them.
- Thank you.

Maybe when I have
my second kid.

Psych.
[fake laughter]

- I understand.
- Nothing is coming out of this

ever again.

- O-okay.

I understand.
I understand.

- The second night home
from the hospital,

I'm laying in the bed
at 3:00 in the morning,

sobbing uncontrollably
to Jason, saying,

"What have we done?"

- So, little pea's asleep?

- She is upstairs
sleeping soundly.

- Let me see.
Aww.

- "We had a great life.

"Why did we do this?

Why did we ruin our life?"
[laughs]

When she goes down
in that crib,

these are my moments
that I feel human again.

- [laughs]
Well, you look good.

I know you think
you look tired.

But you look good to me.

- Everybody's like,
"You need to sleep

when the baby sleeps."
You know?

But she makes
even a little noise...

- I know.
- I wake up.

- I know.
Isn't it amazing

that the maternal instinct
kicks in?

Everything centers around her.

- It does.

After a few days have passed,
you start learning

how to breastfeed,
and you start learning

what this sound means,
or what that cry means.

- And it has to, right now.
- I know.

It used to center around me.
- [laughs]

It'll go back to that, Cam,
don't worry about it.

- It's almost like
Palmer and I

are kind of learning together
at the same time.

I went and saw
the lactation consultant,

yesterday.
- Oh, yeah.

- Basically, they told me that

I have an oversupply of milk.

- Cameran.

- I mean, the other day
I was nursing her,

and I had my shirt off.

And one boob, there was milk
just pouring out.

Like, Jason could not
believe it.

- Wow.
- I mean, it was--it's insane.

- So what do you do
if you go out?

- It's not glamorous.
I can't go out.

It is like Groundhog Day
over here.

And I-- if I don't
get out of this house,

I'm gonna go crazy.

- But it's also
a very short period of time.

- I know it's fleeting,
and I know

she's gonna grow up and be
an asshole teenager one day.

- Now, Cameran, if she
gets Jason's personality,

she will be a delight
to live with.

- Yeah, and what if
she gets my personality?

- Then payback is hell. Ha!
- [laughs]

[jazz music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, afternoon.
How's it going?

- Hi.
- What can I get for ya?

- I'd just like a cappuccino.

- It's gonna be $3.89.

♪ ♪

- 'Sup, Kathryn?
- What's up?

- Hi.
- You look lovely.

- You do too.
- That's a great accessory.

- I know, right?
It matches my shoes.

- Is that post-surgery stuff?

- Yep.
- My God...

It's like Edwin Scissorhands.
- I know.

It looks like
it's looking at you.

- There's some silverware.

Let me know if you guys
need anything else.

- Awesome.
- Thank you.

[goofy music]

- Hey.

♪ ♪

What's new with you?
- Just working, and like,

I'm happy about it because
it's something I enjoy doing.

There's some velvet trousers...

This red silk tank...

Or you could do the skirt...
- That's cute.

- With the red top.

- That's awesome.

You look really happy, like,

you know you can tell
when someone's like,

genuinely happy.
- Yeah.

I mean, even Thomas
is texting me, and he's like,

"Your energy field is just like
totally changed for the better.

"The poem 'If' by
s--something Kipling

"came to mind,
particularly the first stanza."

Like, honestly, I want you
to just read this.

That was the message
he sent me.

- Yeah, that's pretty awesome.
- Like, I was like,

"That's a really bad-ass poem
he's quoting me."

- Yeah.
- So, like, thank you.

[laughs]
- For Thomas to say that to you,

like, that means
that he thinks that

she's losing her mind, and...

- Definitely.
- You're keeping yours.

I think she's been here
long enough that

if she was planning
to have a job,

she probably would have
already done that.

- Yeah, she definitely
came here thinking

it was, like,
a one-way free ticket

to just spend someone's money.

It's just weird, 'cause
he's usually frugal as (BLEEP),

but Thomas
uses money as control.

So he's probably
acting out on her,

and then uses money to, like,
keep her at bay.

Thomas is good at his game,
and I'm sure she thinks

that he's gonna
take care of everything.

So did I.

- If you are pregnant,
I'm right there.

Everything I got.

Every dime I've got
in my fortune,

everything is
right there behind you.

I promise you.

- Believe me, Thomas Ravenel
doesn't keep a single promise.

Good luck.

Thomas isn't just gonna go
from one day being frugal

his entire life,
and then the next day, like,

"Oh, well I--
I'm so in love with you

"I'm just gonna spend
a sh-- ton of money on you."

Like, that's not gonna be
a consistent thing.

- I feel like she's
not the type of person

you start off spending a lot
of money on and then is, like,

completely cool with you
not continuing

to spend that money on you.
- She's so all over the place.

- It doesn't sound like
the most stable stuff.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

[door chime rings]

- Hi, there. How are you?
- Hey, how are you doing?

- Good.
What can I help you with?

- I think I'm gonna browse,
briefly.

I'm waiting on a friend.
- Absolutely.

- Ashley is still
back in California.

And we did not leave things
in a good place.

Who's this guy?
[clicks tongue]

- Oh, this is Bella.
My vicious guard dog.

[laughs]
- Oh.

There are things about Ashley
that I find fault with.

She, at times, can be
a little controlling.

But then, I'm not
the easiest guy to be with.

And at the end of the day,
I do want a partner

in the business of life.

[door chime rings]
- Hi.

- Whitney.
- Why don't y'all look around?

Let me know if
you wanna see anything.

- Yeah. Absolutely.
- What are you gonna get?

- I was thinking
that I personally need

another family crest ring.

You kind of have, like, a...

That's your family crest?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, I think I had
a blood stone similar to that.

- Yeah.
- It's gorgeous.

- It was on the pinky,
but I lost it.

- Well, you came to the right
place to get one. [laughs]

That's what he does.
- Michael Cornell.

- Whitney, how are you?
- Pleasure.

Nice to meet you.
- Hey, Thomas Ravenel.

- Pleasure to meet you.

- Great store.
- Let me see that again?

- Got, um,
the Queen's engraver, um...

- Queen of England?
- The Queen of England.

- Wow. She's still around?
- Yeah.

Well, I think
this gentleman here

would probably do
as good or a better job.

- [laughs]
- All right.

So you want to have
something done?

- Now I'm thinking maybe

I should just get
some matching rings.

- What does that mean?
- For myself and my girlfriend.

- Like promise rings?
Is that what you're--

- Just a--a present, you know?
The Ravenel crest.

- For both of you?
- Yeah.

- Weren't you just about to send
her packing, like, last week?

What happened to that?
Now, suddenly,

you're buying her rings?
- Sometimes...

- What are you doing, man?
- Be a little unstable.

And that's the thing about her,
she brings a little stability.

- Whatever Thomas does
does not make sense.

He's hot one minute,
cold the next.

It would take a squadron
of psychoanalysts

to figure out
his relationships.

- I think it's sweet, you know?

I look upon her as family.

You know?
- Yeah.

- Everyone loves Ashley.

You know, my mother,

and my father,
and my step-mother.

I took her to
my step-mother's 90th birthday,

and my step-mother called me
and said Ashley was a hit.

- Yeah.
- And I was talking to my sister

and, you know,
"What do you think?"

- Uh-huh?
- And she said,

"She is drop-dead gorgeous.
She's grounded..."

- Yeah.
- "And we love her."

It's important for my family
to approve of my girlfriend,

because they serve as
sort of a vetting system.

You know, sometimes
I get caught up

in an emotion, and I'll make
a bad decision.

This signet ring
signifies a future,

but I don't want to send her
a false signal.

- Well, the false signal
is this ----ing promise ring.

Do you want to marry her, or
do you want to end this whole?

Yes or no?
- I don't know.

These women, they're
so sure about everything.

They're so definitive,
and I'm always, like, so unsure.

- You just don't want to waste
her time or waste your time.

So what are you gonna do?

- I'm not gonna
make any decisions

to get anything right now.

I want to think it through.

[dramatic music]

- Coming up...

[funky music]

♪ ♪

[cheerful jazz music]

[car horn honks]

[door chimes ring]
- Hello.

- Hey, how are you?
- Good, how are you doing?

- I'm good.
- [sighs]

- What--What did you do?

- I know.
Look at this contraption.

- Can I ask,
how did you do this?

- [laughs]
It was pretty stupid.

Um, I cut myself
with a butter knife...

stabbing my wall.

Yeah, you're--
you're very stupid.

[playful music]

Yeah, the brace
is definitely laughing at me.

He's like,
"How did you do this?"

- What can I do for you today?

- So my friend's mom, Patricia,

asked me to design a pillow
for their line.

- Uh-huh.
- So I'm supposed to

present her some samples
at the end of this week.

Ignore the shape of the pillow
in this one, but...

- That's okay.
- This is one of my designs.

- Oh, okay.

- The license came with my
software so I could use it.

- Oh.
- Just screen-print that on.

- Okay.
Can I give you a critique?

- Of course.

- In this area, that's--

that's a little too, um...
tourist-y.

- Okay.
- Myrtle Beach?

I think it'd be great.
Charleston, South Carolina?

Not so much so.
- Okay.

I've known Cathy
for about a year now.

And, fortunately, since I can't

make a decision
a lot of times,

with the design of my pillows,
whatever she says goes.

Let's see...

These, I was able to simulate
what it'll look like.

- Okay.

This, to me,
does not scream "couture."

- Okay.
- Okay?

- Let me show you the other one.

- I love it.
- You like that?

- Yeah, I think they're fun.

They're cute.
- Okay.

- It's kind of beach-y.
It's light.

- Awesome.

- Let me show you
what I've got in my mind,

and then we can...
- Okay.

- Kind of take it from there.
- Great.

- Definitely got white.

- Maybe I'll do one
where I inverted

the colors of the palm tree...
- Sounds good.

- And then that'll
be the background.

- I wanted to show you
pineapples.

- Oh.
- These are kind of fun.

- I can print in white
on this, too.

- Or use that as the back,
and one of your...

- Oh.
- As the front,

is what I was thinking.
- So that works too.

- Uh-huh.
- Sweet. All right.

So, hopefully I have my designs

finalized by tomorrow.
- Okay.

- And then once
I have it printed,

I guess I can
just spend all weekend

trying to put them together.

I--I feel like this can happen.

I feel like it's a real thing
for the first time ever.

- Well, I'm excited for you.
- Thank you.

It's turning into something,
maybe.

- Yeah, that's right.

[old-timey jazz music]

♪ ♪

- Chief!
- 'Sup, Shep?

- [laughs]
Good to see you again.

- You, too.
- Uh, gonna bowl.

- Shoes?
- 11 1/2.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

My doctor said
that if I wore a knee brace,

I could do certain activities.

But I don't think
he specified bowling.

God darn it!

I probably would
get admonished by my doctor...

[pained grunts]

If he saw me bowling.

♪ ♪

[laughing]

- Oh, my God.
- Did you see that?

- Is that your happy dance?
- [laughs]

- How are you?
- How's it going?

- Good.
Was that a strike?

Do you bowl a lot?
- I mean, look at me.

- You have long arms,
so it works.

- Yeah, look, I'm not
a very good bowler.

But sometimes,
if I have like four beers

and, like, one shot of whiskey,

I'm like the best bowler
that's ever been.

I've got a knee brace on.

Supposed to give me support.

I need all the support
I can get.

- You found, like,
a therapist, or something?

- No, I haven't found one yet.
- What?

- Chelsea is supposed
to have someone for me.

A cute girl.
- Oh, God.

- Who says I can't
get physical therapy

from somebody
who's slightly attractive?

That would make me work harder.
- Maybe.

Or it would make you
want to, like,

continue the care, and...

- Yeah, somebody
nurses you back to health,

you fall in love with them.

And this is your grandmother's
special recipe?

- Yeah, it is.
- Oh, that's nice.

You look great.
I like what you got going on.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

- Okay, you go first.
This is your warm-up.

- This one feels good.

Is there, like,
a trick or anything?

- Yeah, so

you want to try to be as,
like, as balanced as--

and, like, your shoulders
over your feet kind of thing.

If that makes any sense.

- All right,
I'm just gonna go for it.

[laughs]
- Okay, go for it.

[playful music]

- Damn it.

- You're leading
with the wrong foot.

- [sighs]
- Just try it my way, one time.

- I don't want to try it your
way, I'll do it my way.

- I sometimes think back to
Kathryn and I's time together.

I maybe cut the cord
too quickly on it, honestly.

I think we had
a lot of fun together.

Yeah!

[pins clatter]
Oh!

- I did it.

- Hell yeah.
- Yay.

After Kensie was born,
Shep and I

kind of, like,
hooked up again.

Actually, since then,
a few times.

But it never went anywhere.

- Yeah!

That's what I'm talking about!

both: Oh!

- I still play with the idea
just because, I don't know...

- How'd you do that?
[laughing]

- I don't know,
it just came naturally.

We have good sex, whatever.

And he's cute, and fun.

- [grunts]
I'm gonna let you win.

- Don't let me win, I want--
I'll win on my own.

I don't need you to let me.
- [soft chuckle]

- So...

I did have a dream about you.

Well...
- I was in your dream?

- You were in my dream.

We were in this big house,
and there were

a bunch of women there...
- I love this dream.

- And they were
all in love with you,

they were all fighting for you.

I fell asleep
for like two days,

and when I woke up
you were outside my door.

And it was like, you were--

all of a sudden telling me,
like, you had realized

you were in love with me...

- [laughs]
Holy sh--.

I mean, I do love her, I do.

That's not--that's not a lie.

[laughing]
- It was the weirdest thing.

- Don't worry about it. I've
had really, really weird dreams.

- There's always hidden
meanings in your dream.

- [laughing]

[both laughing]

- Coming up...

- Real talk, though.

Is Victoria hotter than me?

[laughs]
Don't answer that.

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

[knocking on door]
- Hello?

Hello!
- Hi!

I'm so happy to see you.

This is so nice.

It's, like,
way nicer than I thought.

- I mean, you know.

- [laughing]
- I--I like it.

How was the drive?

- It was longer
than these roots.

- "Longer than these roots."
- [laughing]

- Um, I didn't
make you anything.

- You never do.

- I have champagne.
- Should we have a mimosa?

We're celebrating.
It's, like,

this big new business venture.

- Alexandra
is my best girlfriend.

We met in college
because she dated

a fraternity brother of mine.

- I can't wait
to see your parents.

Are you nervous
for them to taste it?

- Well, I'm nervous
for everyone to taste it.

[cork pops]
Hah!

- Oh. Yay!

- I call her
with all-girl drama.

She knows everything
that happens.

Okay, um,

I'm gonna have
to take off early to set up.

- Okay, I'll drink my--
- When I leave,

you have to finish the bottle.
- Let's pick an outfit.

- We're pretty open
and honest with each other.

I like this.

- That would make
your eyes look pretty.

- See, this is what
you're great for, like...

- It's so easy to be a boy.
- I thank God every day.

Victoria, she has, like,
four moisturizers

and face washes,
and I'm like, "Eh."

- Am I gonna get
to meet her today?

- You will, yes.
- Dun-dun-dunn.

Am I gonna meet
the infamous Chelsea?

- And you're gonna
also meet Chelsea.

- I mean, everything
you've told me for, like--

the day you met her,
you were smitten with her.

You called me the next morning,
you were like, "Alexandra.

I'm in love."
- I did not say that.

- Yes, you did.
- No.

- Yes, you did.
- Probably did say that.

But now,
people keep asking, like,

"Oh, if Chelsea, you know,
walked up to you

"and said,
'I want you back...'"

And I'm like, "No."
- Is that really the answer?

- I don't want Chelsea back.

You obviously know
Victoria and Chelsea.

They're friends, or--
- Yeah.

- They were friends.

Victoria has this problem
with Chelsea--

So like, can I only be like,
"Hey, Chels'.

Thanks for coming.
You remember my parents, right?"

And then, like, get the (BLEEP)
out of there before...

- No, I think--
- Victoria bites my head off.

- I think you should
be respectful of Victoria,

but you should also
be friendly

with who you want
to be friendly with.

- Right.
So, am I ,like,

a little nervous
about them both being there?

Sure, but, like,
y'all are ----ing grown-ups.

Get, like, along today, and--
- Your girlfriend today is...

- My girlfriend today is...
- "Austen IPA."

- Is my beer.
- Yeah.

[jaunty jazz music]

- All right, you ready?

Y'all ready?
- No.

- Huh?

I'm like Warren Buffett,

turning off excess electricity.

Are you sure?
- Don't be rude.

- Let's go back to some more
negative comments.

- Yeah.

- [grunts]

I was hoping that
the California sunshine

would send Ashley back to
Charleston totally refreshed.

- So, can you just
give it a second, please?

- But I'm not sure
that things have improved.

Perhaps they may have regressed.

Ashley.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

- Rob, my brotha.
- Hey, brotha.

I'm not gonna lie, man,
I cheated a little bit.

- You like it?
- It's uh--it's not bad, dude.

- I think it came out
very, very well.

How we doing, man?
- Good.

- Good to see you.
- Hey, congratulations, man.

- Thank you.
The beer is in kegs.

We don't gotta do anything.
- You gotta drink it.

- Absolutely.
- I know it's been stressful

as heck, man, so...
- Yeah.

And uh-- Cheers.
- All right, man.

To you, sir.

[upbeat music]

- I'm stoked.
- We got a name?

- No, so what I'm gonna do,
look--

I'm gonna put out these, right?
- Cool.

- And, uh,
I'm kind of calling it

"Operation Austen's
Hoppy Place," right?

And be like smell, taste, name,

you know, questionnaire.
- All right.

- Right, so I'm gonna see
what people have to say,

and maybe I'll take it
into consideration.

Maybe I'll just throw them all
in the trash can, we'll see.

- Yeah.
- I guess I'll put these out.

- Yeah, man.
- What do I do here? do I do here?

Just ----ing spread it out,
and...

Put it on the, um--
on this barrel, maybe?

I'm nervous about the fact that
everyone is coming here for me.

I need like, a woman's touch.

My family's coming here,
and, you know,

there's my friends, my ex,
my current...

Like, there's a lot of things
that are stressing me out.

- I got a bunch of chalk, there.
- Okay.

- People write their
suggestions on the wall.

- I'm gonna try
to keep it together.

- "Name my beer."
- Okay.

- There's chalk
on that windowsill.

Just don't screw it up.
- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Austen, you've got--
- Name my beer.

- You've got the script
of an angel.

[funky jazz music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, what are you wearing?
- You look good, girl.

- Thanks.
- Go ahead.

- What are you gonna wear?
- [sighs] I don't know.

I need your help.
- Kay.

- I wanna look like
a bad-ass, today.

I think I'm leaning
towards this,

just 'cause
I just got these jeans

and I'm obsessed with 'em.
- Yeah, this one

kind of looks
like a strawberry.

- I'm not going for that, so...
- [laughs]

- So, all right.

I didn't think
I was gonna be

nervous at all, today.

But now that
I'm getting ready,

I'm starting to have
butterflies.

It's like reserved, but...

both: Classy.
- Kay.

You know, I like to look good
every day.

[laughs]

I'm proud of Austen...
- Yeah.

- For doing--doing something.

- Getting back
to the beer thing.

- It's just crazy to me.

He's talked about it
for so long, but...

- Mm-hmm.
- He's never put it into action.

And now, it's a tangible thing.

But, um, I know Victoria's
gonna be there, and...

I mean, I haven't seen her
in forever.

Have you talked to her?

- [tsks] Yeah.
She asks about you.

- She does?
- Yeah.

- What does she say?
- She wants--

She wants your approval.

[tense music]

- I think I'm fine with it,
but I haven't...

- You're gonna be fine.
- Had to witness it.

So I don't know.
I could show up and, like,

it, like, hurt my heart.

Or I could show up
and be like, "This is cool."

- If it hurts your heart,
just tell him his beer sucks.

- [laughing]

Real talk, though.

Is Victoria hotter than me?
[laughs]

Don't answer that.

- Coming up...

- Have you talked to Kathryn

since Hilton Head?

- Who's Kathryn?

[all laughing]
- [imitates explosion]

[lighthearted jazz music]

- Is it my family?
It is my family.

- Hi.
- Hey, guys.

- Look at you,
you little fashionista.

How are you?
- Hi.

How we doing, man?
- Good to see you.

- Hey, thanks for coming up.
I really appreciate it.

- How are you?
- Oh, that looks cute.

- Dad, how you doing?
- How you doing?

- Very well.
Let's get everyone

a beer, right?
- You bet.

- Good, good, good.
- That's great.

- That's good.
- All right, let's, uh,

set you up, here.
- Thank you.

- Okay, so...
Dude, drink it.

You don't need
any bedside manner in--

You know, in drinking beer.
- I'll take it, then.

- Ooh.

[suspenseful music]

- Mmm, I like it.
I can smell the grapefruit.

What puts it
in the IPA category?

The hop?
- Yeah, they're more bitter.

- I'm glad
that you really like...

- Yeah.
- Yeah, I am too.

- The recipe.
- Yeah, I am.

And, uh, I'll go over it
and take in--

in consideration
what some people have to say.

- Yeah, I'll be anxious to see
what everybody's reaction is.

- I will too, I will too.
We'll see.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Congratulations, it's exciting.
- Oh, well--well, yeah.

Well, don't congratulate me yet.
- I'm proud of you.

- Until you try it, right?
- Did you do that?

- Yeah, I did.
- That's so cute.

- Aren't I the cutest, Katie?
- That's so good.

- You like?
- Oh, it's good.

- I love that.
- Good.

- Ready to taste
some awesome brew. -

- Hey, thanks, bud.

- We're gonna do
a little tasting?

- Yeah, absolutely.
both: Cheers.

- To your success, brother.
- Thank you, I appreciate it.

- Little citrus
in the end, there.

A little bit
that I'm picking up.

- Good, I hope that you are.
- Yeah.

- Hey, Chels'.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- [growls]
- [grunts]

I'm heavier than I look.
- Oh, shut up.

Hey, Addie, how are you?
- Good.

- Look at your daddy,
looking sharp.

- Yeah. Dad,
you remember Chelsea, right?

- Oh, absolutely.
- How are you?

Good to see you.
- You, too.

- How are you doing?
- Oh, it's good to see you.

- Good to see you.
- So, did you try it?

- Not yet...
- Oh, go.

- I've been busy
hugging everyone.

Let's taste it.

All right,
let me get a sniff.

- You need her approval.

- Austen,
this is really good.

- Okay.
[glasses clink]

Thomas.

- Hey.
- Welcome.

- What's up?

So, what did you guys
get into last night?

- Oh, uh...
- A little something something?

- No!
- [laughs weakly] Yeah.

- Hey, guys.
- Oh, wow.

- Look, Ash.
- Oh, my gosh, hi.

- Does anyone call you Ash,
by the way?

- Ash-cash, Ash-hole.

- What do you think
of the beer?

It's not bad.
- Tastes like beer.

- Hey, guys.
- Craig-ster.

- I'm Tom, Austen's dad.
- Craig, nice to meet you.

- Hello.
- Hey.

- Nice to see you.
- You, too.

- This is Macon.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

♪ ♪

- Oh, that's cute, Dad.

- Uh, what I'm trying to do
is maybe get people

to come up
and put something up there.

- Yeah? You guys like it?

- In your face?

- Oh. Austen-y.

- Hi.
- You look beautiful.

Your makeup looks great.

- I look like an orange Oompa.
- No, you don't.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- You look wonderful.

- Thank you.

Don't--don't--don't say it yet,
I suppose.

- What are you guys
filling out?

- Trying to name his beer.
- You're naming it?

- All right, well...
- No pressure.

- No pressure,
we're just inventing a name.

- Gotten taller.

- This is kind of a cool idea.
- You need a beer.

- Hi, how are you?

- Huh?
- Don't stare.

- Don't stare?
- [laughs]

- Jeez.
- Why not?

- Uncle Joel.
- How we doing, bud?

- You tried this yet?
- I haven't, no.

- All right,
how do you like this?

- What?
- "Easy E."

Because it's Austen
with an "E."

- Um... Maybe Kathryn
will be better at this.

- Hi, Victoria!
- What's up?

- He said you were coming
after work.

- Yeah.

- Um...

- Hello!

- How are you?
- I'm good.

- Good to see you.
You look nice.

- Hey, Victoria.
How you doing?

- Hi.
- Goodness...

- So many people.
- I know.

There's family everywhere.
- It's the first time

I've seen Victoria.
- Ooh, I like this.

This is a different one.
- Was it awkward?

Did you say hi to her?
- Yeah.

- Well, good.
- I mean, I figured

it would go like that, but...

[festive jazz music]

- [laughs]
- Hey.

- Okay.

- Upset--dude,
why is everyone saying that?

"Upsettingly enough."

- Have you talked to Kathryn
since Hilton Head?

- Who's Kathryn?

[all laughing]

- [imitates explosion]

- You are gonna talk
to her though, right?

- If you want me to.
- Oh...

I think now's a good time for me

to find out
where that restroom is.

[all laughing]

[soft dramatic music]

- Can I be honest with you?
Thomas and I are--

we're struggling.

That's why it's, like,

hard to have that conversation
even with Kathryn.

Because right now,
I don't know where I stand.

- That's tough, though.
- Since I got back

from California,
you know, I feel like

he's sort of been--
I don't know,

a little bit self-destructive
in some ways.

[all chattering]
- Hey. How are you?

- Hi.
- Good to see you.

- How you doing?
- Great.

- When everything--
- Sounds like Thomas.

- What's this all about?
- You're supposed to describe

smell, taste, overall,
and then help him with a name.

But I don't know anything
about beer, so I don't know.

[pensive music]

[jazzy brass music]

- Is this really
weighing heavy on you?

- Are we using numbers
to rate it?

Or am I supposed
to use a word?

- Just a couple adjectives.
- Can't she taste it?

- That's it.
- Um, adjectives, okay.

- You should judge it,
because I don't like beer.

- No?
- Look at what--[laughs]

- Whitney.
What is up, buddy?

- Let me taste your sh--.

- Yeah, dude, I want
you to taste my sh--, bro.

If you spit it out,
I'm gonna kill you.

I'm gonna ki--
- [spits] [laughs]

- What a real jackass.
- I had to do it.

[both laughing]
You know I had to do that.

- Craig.
- Give me a hug.

I haven't seen you in a while.
- I know, I love ya.

- I love you, too.

- So, Cameran shows up
with Palmer at my work.

- No way.
Did you hold her?

- Yeah, I held her.
I look like a natural, don't I?

- Do I have to fill one of these
out?

- Yes.
Shep you--

I bet you'd have
really good names.

- Yes, names.
- Do you like this?

"The Brokel Brewing Co."

Why?
- I don't like it.

- Yeah, but it's like,
kind--I don't know.

- I'm sorry.

Hey, did Kathryn--
is the best bowler

I've ever seen.
- Yeah, right.

- She bowled two strikes.

And then a bunch
of gutter balls. [laughs]

- See, it's like
one or the other.

- But that makes it fun.
- I know.

I had fun.
It was nice to do something...

- Smell?
- Like, super simple.

- Smell?
- Like the aroma.

- Are Thomas and Ashley
still here?

- She's right there.
- I really like Thomas' sweater.

He does have kind of
a little gut going, though.

- Yeah.

- So happy birthday, then.
- Thank you so much.

33.
- 33?

- I'm a little too old for him,
I think.

- Getting there.

♪ ♪

- She still has yet to say
a word to me since Hilton Head.

- Consider it a good thing
that she's not talking to you.

[laughing]
- Right, of course.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Don't you think, like,

putting your arms
around his arm

is crossing a little boundary?

[dramatic music]

[jazzy music]

[jazzy music]
[indistinct conversation]

- What's up?
- Are you staying at Austen?

- If we end up getting, like,
drunk and wanting to go out,

then, like...
- I think we will.

[all laughing]

- Cheers, man.
- To Austen's beer.

- Hello?

I just wanted to thank everyone

for coming out today
to support me.

So from the bottom of my heart,
just, thank you guys.

And, uh, you know,
cheers, y'all.

[cheering and applause]

- Cheers!
- I love it!

- All right...

- Don't leave.
Don't leave.

- ----ers.

- I need your energy--
positive love here.

- How is, um, Ashley?
- We got--

- So are, um,
you buying her rings?

- [groans]
I don't know.

- Shouldn't I have
a little beer?

- Yes. You definitely should.
- Okay.

- I wish that there was
something I could

say bad about it, but like,
everyone has been, like,

"This is really, really good."
And it's so exciting.

- Austen, I'm gonna tell you--
- And I'll tell you something--

- Hold on, I get to talk.
Hold on.

Put your glass up,
I'm gonna tell you.

I am really proud of you.
- Thanks, Mom.

- You have really exceeded
expectations on this one.

It's really good.
And I'm really proud...

- Wow.
- Of what you've done.

- I love you, Austen.
- It is good.

- My family's approval
is kind of everything.

I mean, I want to cry,
I'm so happy.

So I think the day
is a major success.

Thanks.
- Now--now this next step's...

- Oh, yeah.
- That's the next part

we have to talk about.
- Let's hold off on that

for today, at least.
- Yeah.

[jazzy percussion music]

- Have you thought
of any names?

- He was telling me, um,
"Trepidation"?

- What?
"Trepidatious"?

- "Trepi--
Trepidation."

- Hey.
- "Trepidation"? Is that a--

Trepidation, is that a word?
- Yeah.

- Is it like a--
a Sarah McLachlan commercial.

- What's up?
- I'm putting a hip in.

- Put it in, girl.

- I'm the type
that doesn't like

bad energy.

Let's go talk over here
really quick.

- No.
- It's fine.

We're good.
- Okay.

- But, you just don't know
what to expect with her.

- Feel like
I'm walking the plank.

- Is that good or bad?

- I just want to have
a conversation with you

because I just want you
to know that if you are happy,

and he is happy,
then I could not be happier

for the two of you,
I really couldn't.

- Thanks.
- If you feel like anybody's

crossing boundaries...
- Yeah.

- Come talk to me.
- I mean, I haven't seen you

in so long, and I...
- I know.

- I--I definitely
distanced myself.

- From me, but not so much
from Austen.

- Oh, Jesus.
- You know, I saw this video

and it looked like your lips
were on his arm.

It felt like a punch
in the stomach.

- No, but--but hear me out.

Hear me out.
- Yeah?

- It was freezing frickin' cold

and I literally was trying
to block myself from the wind.

- But the body language
was a little...

- We've developed a friendship
that is maybe a little too close

for you to feel
comfortable with.

- I'm looking from one
to the other.

Victoria and I, there's
a lot of passion there.

And you know, Chelsea,
she means a lot to me.

- But...
- But what?

That's a good problem to have.

- Oh, stop.

- Did you talk to him about it?
- I did, yeah.

- What did he say?

- He said that
it was really cold.

- She did not kiss my shoulder,
I promise you that.

- [groans]

- You know, I--
block your cold all day,

you know?
- Yeah.

- But it was just
the body language that just--

- I'm not after Austen.

I didn't think of it,
in, like, a sexual way,

like, we're cuddling.

[dramatic music]

- Who's my favorite?

It's different.
It's different for...

- I don't know
if it's different.

- It is.
- That's bullsh--.

That's total bullsh--.

- Don't you think, like,
putting your arms

around his arm is crossing
a little boundary?

♪ ♪

- On the next episode
of "Southern Charm"...

I'm free!
[all cheer]

- Can I touch your boobs?
- Pull 'em out, let's see 'em.

- They're, like, solid.

- These are the designs.
- Is that clipart?

- The deal's over
if you show those to her.

- (BLEEP),
you sound like Naomie.

- Oh?

- Victoria tossed a drink at me,

and it's been
radio silence since.

- She hasn't texted you once?
- I blocked her.

- You blocked her?

- Have you heard from Kathryn?

She didn't show up and isn't
picking up any phone calls.

This is, like,
old Kathryn stuff.

[dramatic music]

Kathryn,
it's Danni and Naomi.

Open the door.

- What the ----'s
wrong with her?

- Call the police.

- How do we move forward?

- I've been doing my best
to make you mine.

There you go,
that's for you.

- Babe...

- For more "Southern Charm,"
go to bravotv.com.

[bell dings]