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- Previously on

- Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

- May I?
- May you what?

- Touch.

- Good old T-Rav reminded us
that not every lost boy

here in Neverland thinks
it's sweeter to wrap his Peter.

- And here will be
my baby boy's room.

- So sweet.

- And as Thomas
spares no expense

at his new downtown digs...

- The house is amazing,

but I can't quit
looking at your eye.

- His ex-baby mama
is stuck out in the sticks.

- Meanwhile, the fresh prince
of Charleston returned...

- Hi, baby.

- With a girlfriend
and some serious swagger.

- I love it.
- It's absurd.

- #NewCraig was eager to prove

just how much he's changed

by getting the entire gang
back together again.

- I mean this is, like,
a million dollar-plus property.

It's really nice.

- And while Shep and Craig
decided to bury the hatchet...

- I was just hoping
that you would give me a shot.

- I'll give you the benefit
of the doubt your whole life.

- New feuds were just
getting started.

- She's decided
that she hates me.

- Does she think
you're gonna fááá Thomas?

- I think so.

- Plan didn't go sit back down,

and put your nose on the wall,
and shut the fááá up.

[dramatic music]

- This is one drama performance
I will not be attending.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ He's got money ♪

♪ He's in magazines ♪

♪ He's got more honeys ♪

♪ Than any honeybee ♪

♪ Ba ba doo ♪

♪ Ba ba dee dee dee ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees ♪

♪ And the 1-2-3's ♪

Mm-hmm.

[bombastic music]

♪ ♪

- Good girl.

- Last night was fun.

- I'm kind of scared
to see our house.

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna
write up the contract,

and so let me know as soon
as you get it.

Okay. Bye.

Great.
I'm out of frickin' ink.

I would definitely
consider myself more

of a modern Southern woman.

I enjoy working.

I enjoy having the freedom
that comes along with it,

and I think there's
really nothing wrong with that.

Hey, can you do me a really,
really big favor

on your way home?
- Okay.

- Can you stop by and pick me up
a cartridge of ink?

I am slammed, and I've got
to get this thing printed,

and I have no ink.

Growing up in the South,
you're taught that

you get married,
you get pregnant.

You know,
you don't have just one kid.

You have to have two.

I mean, these are things that
are, like, ingrained in you.

Okay, I love you.
Thank you so much.

- Love you too.

- Jason has made it very clear
to me

that he is ready for a child,

and I am clearly not.

But there are aspects

of being a traditional
Southern woman

that I would like to uphold.

[line ringing]

- Hello?
- Morning, sunshine.

- Hey, Cam, how are you?
- Okay.

Well, I'm thinking
about having a dinner party

at my house on Saturday.

- What time?
- Probably like 6:30.

- Okay. I'm excited.

Talk to you later.
- Okay, bye.

So this is a domestication
dry run for Cameran.

♪ ♪

- Morning.
- Hey, girl.

- How are you?
- Did you sleep good?

- Yes.

- You want some OJ?
- Sure.

- So did you have fun
last night?

- It felt very divided
and, like,

there was a big elephant
in the room.

♪ ♪

- Don't you feel like
a piece of meat

walking into, like,
a lion's den?

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, man.

- Maybe they just don't know
what to say, I don't know.

- It was weird.
- Yeah.

- I'm just kind of hurt.

Like, is it personal,
or is it simply because

they were friends
of both Thomas and I?

And now that we've broken up
I'm seen as a scapegoat

for all of their bullsháá.

Because they all live
in their bullsháá

and love the smell of it.

- And Thomas kind of
corralled you over there

a little bit, huh?

- Yeah.

He kept going over how
everything was overwhelming

for him, and, you know,
he's doing all these

renovations to his new house,

and they're changing
Kensie's room color

from pink to periwinkle.

- Well, I'm glad
he's getting everything

decorated, resolved,

and perfect in his little hut.

Meanwhile, you just want
a little hut for yourself.

- Literally.

It baffles me
that people still judge me

as if I'm this gold-digger,

even though
I'm living at home--

- Struggling.

- And Kensie and I
are sleeping in the room

that I grew up in.

- Together. Yeah.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- Come on, get it.
Get the ball.

Come on.

Here.
Ready?

Oh, yes!

Go get it!

Having Kensie has given me

the raison d'etre.

You're a good
little girl.

It makes me strive
to do the right thing.

Sit right here for a second.

I don't want to go out
every day.

I want to spend
every moment I have with her.

Look at these.
You want one?

Yeah, get 'em.
Go get 'em.

- Okay, what time do I
need to take the baby

back to Kathryn?

- We got to have her back
by noon.

- Okay. Is that gonna be
the plan from now on?

- You know, we're trying
to work something out.

In South Carolina,

if you have a child
born outside of wedlock,

the mother
has full parental rights.

But the flipside is,
I'm not obligated

to give her any money
until there is a court order.

- Was she receptive
to a plan?

- She seemed
a little bitter.

She sees this
like a divorce

where somebody would get alimony
and division of assets,

as if there was a marriage.

It was not a marriage.

As a matter of goodwill

I've been giving Kathryn
$2,500 per month,

but she's allowing me
to see Kensie

just six days per month,

and I just think
she's being unreasonable.

- You know,
the bigger picture here

is that Kensie is suffering
through all this.

- Yeah.

- You know, there's a lot of
things you might not

be able to change,
but what you can change

is all of the negativity
around her.

- [sighs]

- Are y'all on any sort
of payment schedule now?

- For the last two months,
I've gotten a check.

- So is the amount,
like, enough for you

to take care of Kensie?

Like, buy her food, diapers?

- Right now, it's not enough
to cover everything that I'm--

- Plus if you were
to move out?

- Exactly.

He's very inconsiderate
when it comes to my situation.

I don't feel like he's
around us enough to really know

what it costs
to raise a child.

- I just don't understand
how he's so good with money,

but doesn't get that.

- I think Thomas
has a difficult time

paying for anything
that doesn't benefit him.

- It's not like you put yourself
in this situation.

Y'all put yourselves here,
and he needs to do his part.

The Thomas
that most people see

is not who he is at home.

And I used to actually
sympathize with that bastard.

- Did something
ever happen, like intimate?

- No. Nothing transpired
of that nature, no.

The reality is Thomas and I
did hook up,

but I didn't know
that they were together.

I mean, Thomas blatantly
told me that they weren't.

It's upsetting,
as your friend,

to wonder how you're gonna
take care of your two kids.

- I forgave Jennifer,
because I truly believe

that he did tell her
we were not in a relationship

and was very compelling.

He's a politician.
He's good at it.

- He is going to have to
take care of y'all,

and I don't know what alternate
universe he lives in to think

that he doesn't
have to do that.

But I'm telling you right now,
his day's comin'.

- She understands what it's
like to be manipulated by him.

No one else really does.

All of the things
that I'm really wanting

are to have a family,
settle down.

To get a home
for my children.

So that's really my goal.

- Amen.

I'm proud of you.

- Girl, preach.

♪ ♪

[knocking]

- Hello?
- [laughs]

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Hello.
- Hi, honey.

How are you doing?
- What's up?

What do we have here?

- Turned my dining room into a--

- Shoes off?
- No. It's fine.

- No,
I hate wearing shoes.

- Last year,
when I moved back to Charleston,

I was living
on the boat,

but after all the success
from my pop-up shop,

I was able to get enough money

to kind of rent my house
where I am now.

Can I get you a drink?

Do you want a beer or wine?

- Yeah,
I'm kind of hungry, too.

- Yeah?
- Do you have any food?

- I do, but I have,
like, starving artist food.

It's hummus and carrots.

- Hummus and carrots
is probably good for me.

- Yeah?

I definitely feel
a lot more settled

being in a house
versus being on the boat,

but it's very expensive
to keep up.

I've been cooking too.

- This is a big
life change for you.

- Not really.
I'm going back to my old life.

- What was your old life?

- I was a housewife.

Now I have the house again.

I'm just not a wife.

The decision I made
with getting divorced--

we hadn't been married
that long,

so, I mean, there wasn't,
like, a lot of

divisible assets or anything.

You know, I knew I was
walking away with nothing.

- Did you draw that?
- Uh-huh..

And I made
some paintings to sell.

- Well, I might buy one.
- Please.

I've never really
had to think about money,

and now I'm in a situation
where it is dire straits

to kind of figure
out my financial future.

Here, sit down.
- Okay.

- Do you want to paint?

There's a little canvas
right there.

Take a little one.

- What do I do?
- I don't know.

Just whatever comes to you.

- I love Landon,

but she's sort of flighty,
you know?

But, like, it's
putting your head down

and grinding that I think
doesn't appeal to her.

- I want to do this little,
like, magazine

that sort of incorporates
all these fun, artistic things.

You know,
whether it's travel

or art or wine.

I don't want to just take
some sort of mundane job

because it's, like,
what I'm supposed to do.

So I'm just throwing darts
at the board,

hoping that something sticks.

So what do you think?

- Landon, I love your idea.
- You do?

- Don't love
every one of 'em.

- Some of 'em are sháá.

- Some of them are absolutely
ridiculous and over-reaching.

- And I feel like
this could be it.

- Okay.

- Because it plays up
to all of my things.

- She might be
allergic to work.

I kind of am.
[laughs]

- It'd be nice
to just, like,

hang out
and watch a movie.

- Netflix and chill.

- No, I'm actually
gonna watch a movie

and probably pass out
on this sofa.

[laughing]
You're welcome to join.

- I'm okay with that.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- I think I'll have the shrimp.
- Let's go with the seared duck.

- [speaking French]

- Oh, Lord.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[ringing]

- Hey, Dad.

Hey, Mom.

- Honey, how are you?
- Good.

- Yeah.
I got all settled in.

Today I got my office set up,

so I have, like,
a nice place to study,

and I'm submitting
my application

to the bar next week.

- The truth is,
I didn't finish

all of my
requirements necessary

to take the bar exam
earlier this year, but now,

like, you know,
I will finally get to take

the bar exam in February.

- Okay.

And later,
I meet with J .D. to work out

all the details
in the new job.

- Law is my passion,
but it's gonna be

a year until I get my results
when I take the bar

and be an attorney,

and as much as I want
to study full-time,

to live in Charleston,

I have to have
a steady paycheck.

- All right,
I love you guys, too.

I'll talk to you soon.

Bye.

♪ ♪

[knocking]

- Well,
look who's here.

- These mosquitoes
are relentless.

- Hi, darling.
- Good to see you.

- Good to see you.
- You look pretty.

- Come on in,
and you'll have

a little surprise
in here, in my living room.

- Did you get another dog?

- No, I didn't get a dog.

Anna is my new intern
and has a hedgehog.

- I know she has a love
for animals,

but they're
typically purebred,

and cuddly,
and cute.

This is just mind-blowing.

Did you get him that carriage?

Of course you did.

You need a grandchild.

- He has the cutest
little dinky you've ever seen.

It's, like, that big.

- What? Penis?

Oh, my God.

- Maybe it isn't the smallest
one I've ever seen.

[both laughing]

- If you would have asked me
five years ago

if I would ever be included

in Patricia Altschul's
social circle, I would laugh.

How I got into this elite club
is beyond my comprehension,

but I'm not complaining,

because she's fabulous.

- So you don't usually
pop in in the middle of the day.

[laughs]

- Well, I'm having my first ever
dinner party at my home.

I want you to come, obviously.
I hope you can come.

- Oh, yeah.
Definitely.

I'm just curious

how you're gonna pull off
a dinner party.

- I was thinking about doing,
like, a Crockpot.

- Can I make a suggestion?

Suzanne Pollak is, like,
a chef/caterer.

I mean, I think
you need her help.

Maybe you could
up your game if, you know,

it's the first time
you're gonna do it.

- But I want everybody
to think that I did it.

- Nobody's gonna think
that you did it.

- That's true.
- [laughing]

And you know what?

I'll bring Michael

and let him take care
of the cocktails.

- Oh, are you sure?
- Sure.

'Cause he's gonna
drive me over there, anyway.

- Oh, my gosh.
Okay.

That's the best gift
I've ever been given.

Oh, my God.

Yes.
Please, Michael.

- Who all is gonna come?

- You, Whitney, Craig,
his girlfriend, Naomi...

- Mm-hmm.
- Landon, Shep.

No Thomas and Kathryn.

I just--you know,
I never know

where they are
with each other.

Where they stand.

In my 31 years,
I have learned

drama does not
just come into your life.

You either create it yourself,

or you associate with it.

You know, I don't want
any part of that circus.

- That's kind of a recipe
for disaster,

if you invite those two.

♪ ♪

- Craigy, looking good.

What's up, brother?

- What's up, pal?
- Welcome to Gentry HQ.

- Thanks, buddy.
- Make yourself at home.

- Little nervous,
but I'm excited.

- No, nothing
to be nervous about.

So today what we're doing
is signing an MOU.

It's a memorandum
of understanding saying

that we're both
moving forward,

and then I'm gonna collect
some money from you,

if you brought some money.

Did you bring cash?
[laughs]

- That would have been cool.

- I love cash.

- My partnership with J.D.
is kind of complex.

Essentially, like,
he gave me an option

to buy into his company.

- The Gentry Hospitality Group
is the mother ship, if you will.

- Okay.

- We've got salons,
restaurants, hotels.

Basically, you're gonna
become a project manager.

- However, I can only
make a partial investment,

so I'm working full-time
for the group to work off,

in the form of
sweat equity, my buy-in,

my total buy-in
to the company.

- Is this the biggest check
you've ever written?

- Yeah.
- It is? All right.

That's awesome.
- 15,000...

- Thousand.
- Dollars.

- Boom.
Congratulations.

- Thanks.

- Let's face it, Craig was
sháááing the bed last year.

We're gonna have
a little celebratory drink.

Do you take ice?
- Sure.

- But I can relate to that.

When I was trying
to get my life back together,

it was my friends
that I relied on.

To ownership.
- To ownership.

- Welcome.
Welcome to Gentry.

- Thanks, man.

- I think he's got
great potential.

He's a good friend, so

this is my way
of paying it forward.

- Can't wait to
show you what I can do

and enhance this
Gentry brand.

- We're gonna
get weird with it.

It's gonna be good.

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- How are you?
- Good.

- Good to see you again.

All right.

♪ ♪

Yo, guys.

What's up?

- Hey, buddy.
- How you doing?

- Hugs.
- Good to see you.

- You too, man.
So is--is Landon going?

- Yeah,
I think so.

I invited her and Rob.
- You did?

- I may have
invited Bailey too.

♪ ♪

Oh, my cup runneth over.

- So fun.

- Oh, my goodness.

- It's ridiculous.

I went home for nine months,

and I've grown up
a little bit,

but I feel like
Shep is still

acting like a
college frat star.

- Hi.
- Oh, wow.

- Hey, what's up, girl?
- What's shaking?

- How are you?
- Are you out on the loose?

- A little bit.

I'm a social animal.

I mean, there's just
no denying it.

Look at y'all's hats.
so stylish.

- We didn't
plan this at all.

- It's just fun
sharpening your knife

every now and then
out on the town.

What would you like?

- What sort of beer
would you like?

- Judge?
- Yeah.

- No judgment.

I've already judged you.

- It's sort of hard for me.

I introduce
my girlfriends to Shep,

and then they all end up
hooking up,

and then so it makes me
feel a little bit uncomfortable.

- Bailey Bales.
- Hello.

Hi.

- You know,
he's like a golden retriever.

If another ball comes flying by,
he's gonna chase that one.

- Are you hungry?
Get something.

Grr. Get it.

Plus three shots
of Goldschlager.

both: Cheers.

- When it comes to girls,

a bird in the hand
is worth two in the bush.

[laughs]

[sneaky music]

- [laughs]

- Can we get some
beef jerky?

- It's funny
to watch Shep have to deal

with the aftermath of

sort of what
he's created.

I love Shep, but

I think it's time
to grow up a little bit.

- I'm just a guy

walking around,
trying to be funny.

- [laughs]

- I don't hurt
anyone's feelings, do I?

Hmm.
Maybe I do.

- You might.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Wait.
Who's all invited?

- I actually have no idea.

I just assumed that--

- What have I done?
Does anyone know?

'Cause I've asked
1,000 people.

What have I done?

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Suzanne.
- Hi, Cameran.

How are you?
- I'm good.

My domestic godmother.

Suzanne is like
a modern-day Mary Poppins.

She teaches domestic skills

to those of us that have none.

- I really want to learn
about being a hostess.

- Careful with your fingers.

So you just want to take
this backbone out.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Right.

- So what we want to do
is get a big hunk of meat.

- A hunk of meat?
- Yeah, a hunk of meat.

- Yeah.

- All you do is salt
and pepper it.

Put it in the oven
for two hours.

- I can do that.

I'm just a country girl
from Anderson, South Carolina.

You know,
we are not society people.

We did not grow up
with butlers or nannies.

I mean, I grew up
eating Happy Meals.

Like, that was
what nourished us as kids.

So however much you think
we need for nine people.

I know there will be
a time in my life

where I will need
to entertain,

and if we ever do
have a family,

we're going to need
to host things at my house.

- Yes.
- These are fantastic.

- Can we put cheese on these?

- No,
they have cheese in 'em.

- And I want to know
what I'm doing

and not come across
like a blubbering idiot.

- What's that?

- What kind of salt
do you have at home?

- Morton's.
- Iodized salt?

- Yeah.

- I'm throwing it away
when I come to your house.

- That's what I have.

You know, if I cannot
give Jason a child right now,

I at least need
to give him a decent dinner.

- Yes.
- Okay.

- I have peasant salt.

He's gonna leave me.
I'm convinced.

He's gonna wake up
and just go,

"What did I settle for?
This woman."

- Do you have peppercorns?

- No, I--no.

No. God, no.
- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- You know where we're going?
- No.

- It's called Annie's,

and it was written up
as having

the best French food
in Charleston.

- Good.

Thomas can speak his fluent
French with the waiters.

- Yes, he can.

Well, it was nice of Thomas
to invite us.

- It kind of
came out of the blue.

I was a bit surprised.

I miss the old Thomas
that I know and love.

However, after the whole
debacle with Thomas's campaign,

well, there's a bit of enmity
between the two of us,

'cause he just
didn't fááá listen.

- This is my campaign.

I'm going to run it
the way I want it.

- See how it turns out.

- I lost 150 grand
going in your way.

$150,000 down the drain.

♪ ♪

- I just kind of had
enough of Thomas's

chicanery, I guess.

[chuckles]

- How you doing?
- Hi. How are you?

- Good.
- Nice to see you.

- We're right over here.

All right.
You're welcome.

- Thank you.
- Hey.

How are you?
You look lovely.

Good to see you.

Whitney.

- Thomas.
- Look at you.

- Mom, why don't
you go over there?

- Okay.
- Come sit right here.

- All right.

- Thomas and I
will always be civil.

Go out, have a drink,
have a laugh.

What are you drinking, man?

- This is a Bordeaux.

- I think for now,
that's probably about

as far as it will go.

- Well, I just want to
check on you,

see if you had a chance
to look at the menu or anything.

- I think I'll have the shrimp.
- Let's go with the seared duck.

- Oh, Lord.
- [laughs]

How do you say
"duck" in French?

- That's the worst--
you're the worst at French.

- I don't know,
but it's not "duq."

- That's, like,
Pepé Le Pew French.

[laughter]

It's like Thomas spent

three weeks in Paris

and learned his French
from Rosetta Stone.

- All right.
Here we go.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Oh, how nice.
- Yeah, enjoy.

- Thank you.
- So, Tom, dating?

Any women in your life?

- I can't really date,

because I don't want it
to get back to Kathryn.

- Why not?

- Well, I don't want to
piss her off.

Initially, I used to see
my child all the time,

and then the number of days
started going down and down,

and she knows that
the one thing

that will absolutely
drive me insane

is taking my child
away from me.

- So she's using it as a
bargaining tool, basically?

- Well, don't most
women do that?

- No.

- They use the children
as a pawn

to get more money
or whatever they want?

- No, no, no.

I think it's despicable.

I think it's self-serving,
manipulative,

and it's definitely not in
the best interest of the child.

- How long were you
with Whitney's father

when you were raising him?

- We divorced
when Whitney was seven.

- Seven or eight.
- And we had joint custody.

I had Whitney Monday
and Wednesday,

and we alternated weekends.

- And that went on
for I don't know how long.

- And it went on for--
and it's still going on.

I mean, we still fight over
who gets him for Christmas.

His father
and I had no acrimony.

There was nothing pernicious
about our relationship.

We got along perfectly,

and we did so
for Whitney's sake.

And it can work.

Whitney has turned out
to be absolute perfection.

- We're just so different.

I don't think
we can couple.

Can we co-parent?
We're gonna have to.

- I feel something
for Thomas, but, uh

with all of his bad mistakes and
all the fááá-ups in his life,

he's dug his own grave.

Cheers, old boy.

Good catching up.

♪ ♪

- The house that
I am going to see today--

it's three bedrooms.

Two little nurseries upstairs
and my room downstairs.

That's all I need.
- Yeah.

This neighborhood's
awesome for kids.

- Yeah,
I've noticed.

There's kids everywhere
and moms everywhere.

I've already been
approached by one,

so that'll be
something nice.

Like, Kensie will have

play dates galore,
I'm sure.

If Thomas isn't going
to step up to the plate

and provide the things

that he promised to me
and our children,

then screw it, you know.

I have enough on my own

to do it on my own,
and I'm going to.

So if it works out,
then hopefully

the next weekend would be
the ideal move-in date.

- Oh, my God.
[laughs]

Hey, you know what?

Are you going to Patricia's
flamingo party?

[tense music]

- I was not invited
to a flamingo party.

[upbeat music]

- I just assumed
that we all would be invited.

- Wow.

That's pretty ballsy
for her to, like,

intentionally
not invite me.

- Maybe check
your spam folder.

- What have I done?
Does anyone know?

'Cause I've asked
1,000 people.

What have I done?

You know, Patricia claims
to be this woman

of class,
this woman of good manners,

and yet she acts
like a childish

B-I-T-C-H.
I mean, whatever.

You want me to spell it out
and have class?

Whatever.
I mean that's what she is.

Don't act like you were born
with all this stuff,

and you're so much better
than everyone,

and you're entitled,
and this and that.

You married your way up.

Oops.

I'm saying this,
but whatever.

- Lord, help us.

As Charleston turns.

- Coming up...

- Who's that?
- That's Kathryn.

She wants to come by.

- She's not invited
to Cameran's.

What are we going to say?
Like, we need to go?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[doorbell rings]

♪ ♪

- Hello.

- Hi, Cameran.
How are you?

- Thank you so much
for coming.

- You're welcome.
- I have no idea what I'm doing.

- I don't believe that.

But we're gonna
go through everything.

- So this is where
the magic will happen.

- Okay, so what we need
is a little saucepan.

- I got a saucepan. Um...

- Yeah, okay,
so why isn't everything, like,

just in one place?

- Um, because this saucepan,
I have not used before,

so I'm going to get it.

- Cameran!
- What? I have one.

Look.

I just haven't used it.
It was a wedding present.

- It's in a box?
- Yes.

- How long
have you been married?

- [laughing]
Almost two years.

- And you've never
used this?

- Well, the truth is,

I didn't even
know what to register for,

so I told the lady
at the store,

"You just tell me
what I need."

- Cameran,
usually you would just

be pulling this out
of the shelf.

- I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know.

- Yeah.
I'm just telling you.

- Technically, I didn't really
register for my wedding gifts.

The employee picked it out.

She did a good job, though,
I mean, I got some good stuff.

- All these things
have to be washed and--

- Oh, nobody will know
if they're not washed.

- Cameran!

- Okay, I'll wash
this out really quick.

- You're also going to have
to clean all this

before your guests come over.

- I know, I know, I know.

- I'm putting this
beautiful baby right there,

and then we're going to put
salt and pepper all over that.

♪ ♪

- Twist it?

Do you have a
meat thermometer?

- Um, I bought this thing.
Is that right?

- Yeah, so you can just
put it in at the end.

You want 125.

You're gonna sauté
those green beans.

Put a little bit
of butter in here,

and then you just toss 'em
for, like, five minutes

while you're carving the beef.

- I don't have a carving knife.
- You don't.

Cameran!

- I don't know what part
of "I don't cook"

Suzanne
does not understand.

- I'm gonna be leaving
in a few minutes.

- What about wine glasses?
What am I doing with that?

- Yeah, we need to get
glasses on the table.

- I have these.

They're all from my wedding,

but I haven't even
unwrapped them yet.

- Can't believe it.

You have people
coming in an hour,

and now you're
unwrapping this?

- I know.
This is my fault.

- No kidding
it's your fault.

♪ ♪

- What am I gonna
wear tonight?

- I have no idea.
I have two dresses on the bed.

Will you pick one?

- Are we doing okay on time?
- Mm-hmm.

- Hold on.
My phone's ringing.

I'll be back.

[phone ringing]

Hello?
- Hey, Craig.

- Hey, what's up, Kathryn?
- Not much.

I just got done looking
at some properties,

and I'm in West Ashley,

and I was gonna
swing by and say hey.

- Uh, yeah.
We're here.

That's fine.
- See you soon.

- Okay, bye.
- Who was that?

- Was Kathryn.
- Really?

- Yeah, she's,
like, coming--

wants to come by.

- Right now?
- Yeah.

- What time is it?
We have to leave.

- I don't know.
I didn't want to say "no."

That was mean.
I don't know.

I think I'm one of Kathryn's
only friends at this point.

How I kind of view
her is like a little sister,

and I'm gonna do whatever I can
to make her more comfortable.

- She's not invited
to Cameran's.

What are we going
to say, like,

"Oh, we're gonna get together
with everybody after this,

like, you need to go"?

- I don't--
I guess we'll play it by ear.

Maybe she doesn't even
know about Cameran's.

♪ ♪

- Doggone it.

♪ ♪

[beeper sounding]

♪ ♪

Crap.
I think I overcooked it.

I have no idea what I'm doing,

and I don't want
to be embarrassed.

I want people to be impressed.

You know, really, the only
person that I give a sháá

that is impressed
would be Patricia.

♪ ♪

[doorbell rings]

♪ ♪

Oh! Sháá.

[laughs]

Oh, my God.
- Hey, darling.

- I almost just totally
fell down in the kitchen.

- Oh, no.
- Hello.

Michael.

- Is there an animal
in there?

- That's how I carry
my martini fixings.

- Oh, does it look,
like, smoky in here?

- No, but it smells good.
- Oh, good.

So, Michael, I hope I can ask
for help with this meat,

because she says
I'm supposed to carve it.

And I don't know
what that means.

- Carving just means
slicing it

in thin enough pieces

so that people can very
delicately enjoy it.

- Okay.

Michael is from
another world.

He actually went to school
to be a butler.

How many butlers
have actual, like,

butler training?

I've never even heard of that,
I mean...

Oh, Michael, I'm gonna
steal you away from Pat.

- You couldn't afford it.
- [laughs]

He's right,
I couldn't afford it.

♪ ♪

- I like your socks,
they match my robe.

- I know.
- [laughs]

[knocking]

- Coming.

Hello.

- You look dapper.
- Hi, Mama.

- How you doing?
- Good, how are you?

Come on in.

- Good to see you.
- Give me a hug.

Yeah, you too.
- Sorry.

- You're fine.

- Ugh, it's been a long day.

- So what's going on?

- I went and saw a few
properties to possibly rent,

and I found one in I'On.

- You did?

- It's, like,
a good starter home.

It's a three-bedroom.

- You got room for you
and the two babies, and--

- Yeah.

I want to be more independent.

I want to show people

that I am really trying
to do this on my own,

and I'm not just a single mom
who's here to be a victim

and make everyone
feel bad for me.

What are y'all
up to tonight?

- Um, we are about to go
eat dinner at Cameran's.

She's cooking tonight.

- Cooking?
- Yes.

- I guess she's having, like,
a dinner party.

[tense music]

Did you--I don't--

- No, I didn't know.

It's definitely
like a one-two punch,

because I'm also not invited
to the flamingo party.

It's like everywhere I turn,
the door is shutting.

The fact that I'm not invited
makes me feel, like, sháááy.

I can't express it in words,
but it sucks.

- I think if you
weren't invited

that it was a Thomas/Kathryn
issue for Cameran,

because we never know
if there's going to be, like,

blowout fight.

♪ ♪

- I just want people to
disassociate me with my past,

because that is not
where I'm at now.

- I don't think it's fair
to alienate Kathryn.

I mean,
it takes two to tango.

They're being
all nice to Thomas,

and they're not
being nice to Kathryn.

I mean, come on, guys.

Like, give it a break.

All right, well, I'll
talk to 'em to figure it out,

and then I'll just--I'll let
you know afterwards, like,

what I can find out.

- Thanks.
I really do appreciate that.

- And we'll have
to have something soon

that you can be a part of.

- Yeah.
Can y'all include me?

The little redheaded
stepchild.

- Coming up...

- I know it looks like I'm,
like, the Kathryn crusader.

- It's not your
responsibility.

- You cannot reason with
somebody who's not reasonable.

- Amen.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Um, and what else?
- We didn't mention place cards.

But I brought some.
- I do not--you did?

Okay, because I have
a seating arrangement.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Oh, Michael,
you don't have to do that.

- But the kitchen should always
be as tidy as possible

before anyone walks in.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- It smells good.
- All right, ladies.

Don't I look
cool tonight?

- Yeah, double date.
- Two pretty ladies.

- Should we knock?
- Yeah.

- Cammy?

- Hey, you just
walk into my house?

- We told him to knock.
- Hi.

- You look nice.
- Thank you.

- Hi.
- Hey, friend.

Hey, friend.
- How are you?

It smells really
good in here.

- Your house is beautiful.

- Hey.
- There she is.

- Danni!
- Welcome, welcome.

- I haven't seen you.
- Hi, honey.

How are you?
Good to see you again.

- Danni, get out of the way.
- Come sit.

- Yeah, you're standing
between me and my martini.

- Oh, golly.
I can't be doing that.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- Oh!
- Hello.

- Shep just comes on in.

- Is that okay?
Is that all right?

- Sure.
[laughter]

- Better late than never, right?
- No, you're fine.

You're right on time.

- You know, I don't have women
cook for me very often.

Believe it or not.

I think you actually
have to date somebody

to have that happen.

[doorbell rings]

- Hey, friend.
- Hey, friend.

- Come on in.
Y'all, this is Chelsea.

I don't know
if you've met her before.

- Hi, I'm Chelsea.
- Hey, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.
- I'm Craig.

- Naomie. Nice to meet you.

- Hey, girl.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good to see you.

- Good to see you.

We've known each other
for a long time.

- If there's a pretty girl
in Charleston

under the age of 35,
it's a pretty solid chance

that Shep already knows her

and has probably
already hooked up with her.

- Okay.

Dinner is served.

Follow me if you're ready
for a culinary experience.

- I'm really impressed.

You used to come home,
and whip up Hamburger Helper,

and call it a night.

[laughs]

- So everybody has a place.

There's name cards.

- I can't find myself.
- Look at you.

- Everyone's gonna
serve themselves,

and we're going
to do ladies first.

- It's like the Titanic.

Women and children first.

- Patricia, your piece
has the A on it.

It's the well-done piece.

- Oh, okay.

- You like it well-done?
- I like to mix it up.

- Do you like it well-done?

- Yeah,
I'm looking for a piece.

- She said there was something
in there for you.

- Yeah.
I'm not seeing it.

♪ ♪

- Pat?
Did you get your end piece?

- Well, I couldn't find it.

But that's okay.
I can just eat around the sides.

- I think Danni
accidentally got it.

That's your piece right here.

Here.

Here.
- Cam, hold on.

- Oh, thank you.

- The dinner party's off
to a swimming beginning.

- Don't judge.

- We're passing meat
around the table with our hands.

A lot of girls
in the South put on airs

and are trying
to follow these rules

that they think
they have to follow,

and Cameran just doesn't play
by those rules at all.

Cam,
you can screw up anything.

- When are you gonna
have a dinner party?

- I just have late nights.

You know,
she's from Anderson,

South Carolina, and she'll never
get that out of her blood.

This looks great.

- So?

- I am impressed.
- Phenomenal.

- Oh, my God.
- It's good.

It's delicious.

- I honestly never thought
I would pull it off,

so I'm--
I'm proud of myself.

♪ ♪

Craig,
let's talk about rings.

What kind of ring do you want?

- Girl, get in there!

- An emerald and a diamond.

- Why an emerald and a diamond?
- What are you talking about?

- When you said you like
emeralds, and you like diamonds.

- I hate this conversation.

- Whitney,
when are you going to propose?

[all laughing]

- I'd like to hear that.

- Craig,
thank you for asking.

As a matter of fact,

we're looking
through the next year,

to hopefully, you know,
at some point start something.

- Define "something."

♪ ♪

- Cam, how long did you date
Jason before you got married?

- Four years.

- How long is the least
amount of time

that that's a good idea
before you get married?

- The older you get,
the more you know what you want.

- When I met Whitney's father,
we married after three months.

- How old were you?

- 20.
[all laughing]

- What did I say?
- Okay.

Now ask me
about the second one.

[all laughing]

Two weeks.

- How old were you then?

- 50.
[all laughing]

There's no mystery
or romance anymore.

Women make themselves
so available.

You can email somebody
an emoji of a glass of wine,

and they come over,
and you have sex,

and they go home.

I mean, it's the end
of Western civilization,

as far as I can tell.

- Speaking of husbands,
you made this awesome meal.

Like, where's Jason tonight?
He doesn't get to enjoy this.

- He's actually on-call
this weekend, sadly.

- Did you, like,
watch The Food Network

a whole bunch?

- No, Suzanne Pollak
came over and helped me.

- Did she?
Oh, good.

- Is that the one
that taught Kathryn

how to be a family person?

- Yes.
- Domesticated?

- Yes.

- How come her and Thomas
weren't invited tonight?

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- How come Kathryn and Thomas

- How come Kathryn and Thomas
weren't invited tonight?

[tense music]

- Personally,
it's--it's awkward.

I don't know
if they love each other,

if they hate each other.

So having them in my house--

I don't want
to risk any drama.

- She at least
asked me to extend the message

and be like,
"Hey, if there's anything

I can do
to make amends..."

- Oh, boy.
- Oh, please.

- They need to focus
on their children,

not making amends.
- I couldn't agree more.

- That's the most
important thing.

- Amen.

- Danni and I
like Kathryn.

But what does Craig
hope to do here?

Change the hearts and minds
of everybody over prime rib?

I mean, it's--
it doesn't make any sense.

- You know what?

Any time that Kathryn
has been to a party,

there has been late arrival,

her having a tizzy fit
about something,

giving the finger to people,

telling them to fááá off.

- You don't understand anything
going on right now.

So fááá off.
Got it?

- I don't know why we should

subject ourselves
to any of that.

Which is the same reason

why I didn't invite Kathryn
to the flamingo party,

but everybody here is invited.

It's gonna be photographed,
so I want pretty people there.

It'll be fun.

- It's tough seeing Kathryn

getting frozen out
by the group.

She's a young girl,
she's going through a lot,

but she's trying.

Like, give her
a chance, guys.

All right, look.

I know it looks
like I'm, like,

the Kathryn crusader
and stuff.

It's only because that
she only really feels--

- Who are we talking about?
- Kathryn.

- Who are you talking about?

- We've already executed
this discussion.

- It's not your responsibility.

It's her responsibility
and Thomas's.

- You cannot reason with
somebody who's not reasonable.

And why waste your energy
and your life doing it?

For what?

♪ ♪

- Amen.

Amen.

- On the next episode
of "Southern Charm"...

- Are we gonna do this?

- Yes, but I only do
residential,

and I only work
with buyers.

Women are the
decision-makers,

and you can charm--

well, I hope you don't literally
charm the pants off of a woman.

- [laughs]

- I can have a shop.

I can have a magazine.

- Pick one idea.
You got to pay the bills today.

- We need to pop over
to the hotel.

Check out the construction.
- Okay.

- So throw on the jeans
and a pair of boots.

You know, if we have
to knock out a wall,

we got to knock out a wall.

- Get our hands dirty.

- When she heard that
she wasn't invited,

she literally wept.

- I have heard about
her volcanic explosions,

and I can't
take that chance.

- I told Thomas
this was supposed to be,

like, a family day,

but he knows I'm
not friends with Elizabeth

and J.D. anymore.

I'm literally about
to have a panic attack.

I'm not putting my daughter
in this messed up--

I want to leave.

- Do you think
that Thomas would mind?

I mean--

- Where's Kensie?
- Kensie just left with Dawn.

- See how many breakdowns
she can have.

Make a scene.
Take my baby away from me.

I'm not putting up
with this anymore; it's over.

- For more "Southern Charm,"
go to bravotv.com.

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