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(Cameran)
Previously on Southern Charm...

This looks great.

These napkins are nicer
than my towels.

(Cameran)
Patricia hosted
a stag dinner party,

and Craig invited
the Southerners up north

for a good old boy's weekend.

I'm gonna take these guys
to my hometown.

We're going to Delaware.

(Cameran)
But not before Thomas
and Whitney

acted like
two little schoolgirls.

- I got to do it my way.
- Your way's gonna lose.

This is my campaign, and I'm
gonna run it the way I want.

(Cameran)
Meanwhile, we all got
dressed up in our finest attire

for the first-annual
Founder's Ball.

This is Cameran Wimberly.

(Cameran)
But after Thomas
decided to go alone...

They're coming later.

(Cameran)
Kathryn was left waiting
for her Prince Charming.

When they finally arrived,

Landon embarked on a mission
to save their relationship.

(Cameran)
While it may not be too late
for them, it might be too late

for Craig to resurrect
his legal ambitions.

Craig,
I've got to terminate you.

(Cameran)
Craig had passion.

He had determination.

Now, all Craig has
is a hangover.

[Mia Sable's It's Easy]

♪♪ Mm-hmm,
he's got money ♪♪

♪♪ He's in magazines ♪♪

♪♪ He's got more honeys ♪♪

♪♪ Than any honeybee ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba doo ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪♪

♪♪ It's easy ♪♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪♪ Mm-hmm ♪♪

Craig, it has been...

A disaster.

You have lost the drive,
the initiative.

I cannot believe
you have so much potential,

and it's been wasted.

Craig, because of that,
I've got to terminate you.

(Craig)
I've always been
able to get away with stuff.

Like, I've never been held
accountable for my actions.

I'm just really embarrassed,

and I really don't know
what to say at this moment.

It's not the Craig
that I first met.

I mean,
I had so much expectations,

and here I am, sitting here
having to terminate you.

I mean, how do--
how do we get from that

to me sitting here
terminating you?

You know, in my head, I was
like, "I can do whatever I want,

and it's never gonna
catch up to me."

The old Craig could do things
I've never seen anybody do.

The new Craig needs to grow up
and quit being so immature.

You know, I--I--I agree
with everything you're saying.

The sad part is that
I wasn't able to fix it

before it became a problem.

To hear him say that you
had all this hope for me

and saw all this potential
in me and, like,

to just let him down
is not a good feeling.

Maybe it would help if you
associated yourself with friends

that actually have a job.

Well, no one
has a job in Charleston.

Exactly, a lot
of Charlestonians

don't have jobs because
there's family money here,

but if you associate yourself
with people

that actually had a job,

maybe then you could
then get to work on time.

Well, I think that you just
need to leave here today

and do some real soul searching.

Just right now, I can't have
you working at the office.

I don't know
what my next move is.

I've always had a next move
planned,

and I don't think
there's any way out of this.

I had, you know,
a six figure job waiting for me

after passing the Bar,

and I just let that slip
through my fingers for,

you know, for nothing.

Well, thanks, Hakeem.
Give me a hug, seriously.

I'll--I'll make you proud.
I promise.

- I'm here for you, Craig.
- I know, I'll talk to you soon.

I'll let you know.

Hey, what's up, man?

- Hey.
- Hey.

- What's up?
- You look nice.

No, I don't.

You look like you got attacked
by a tiger or something.

Shush.

(Landon)
The flea market's not too far.

- Okay.
- Such a good sport.

That's what you are today,
manual labor.

Oh, my God.

Is that your goal
right now, the popup shop?

Yeah, I've got to get--

I'm putting all my
energy in that.

So it's gonna
be a temporary shop?

Yeah, you know,
before I really commit

to having a full-time shop,

I want to make sure
this is something

that'll work here, you know?

My idea is I just
want to take over a whole house

and decorate it like a house,

and then everything be for sale.

Cool.

I'm kind of selling
a lifestyle, really.

I want to sell the house,

I want to have vintage cars
in the garage,

I want to sell the art,
the antiques,

clothes from local designers,
and whatnot.

I'm just sort of bleeding
money at the moment.

I need to start making some.

I just keep seeing
the bank account.

It's just like less
and less and less.

Getting divorced is expensive.

I'm basically back at zero.

You know, a lot of people
sort of get married

to have these double incomes

and to be financially secure
and set for life.

I don't have a safety net
anymore,

and it--it's really scary.

I've got a lot of work to do.

It kind of stresses me out.

I mean, you can't rush it.

I do kind of want to get
out of town for a little bit

and just chill out
for a minute.

Where do you want to go?

Well, I was thinking about
taking everybody down to Jekyll.

That's right near
your hometown, right?

Yeah.
It's really pretty.

I'm down
for a little vacation.

Jekyll Island is part
of the Golden Isles,

off the coast of Georgia.

I grew up down there.

Growing up on the island, it
was like Swiss Family Robinson.

We spent every summer sailing,
fishing, horseback riding.

It's really special,
and I realize how fortunate

and lucky I am to come
from such a magical place.

I think we just get,
like, a little crew

together and go down there.

(Shep)
Are we going to invite
Thomas and Kathryn?

I do think it'd be good
for both of them

to get out of town.

When we went
to the Founder's Ball,

I mean, I kind of had
a little bit to drink,

so I was feeling bold,
and I told both of 'em,

"You got to at least
try a little bit harder."

I know, I want to be,
like, a hopeless romantic.

I know.

But it's difficult
in this instance.

Yeah.

(Shep)
At this point,
Landon's a little naive.

Those of us who've been
around Thomas and Kathryn

a little longer
know that they're a bad match.

I say separate, be amicable,

and raise the child
the best you can.

You know, and when I see them,

they do seem to kind
of be happy.

That's, like, two percent
of their--of the times.

Yeah, either way,
they, you know,

we'll invite them, and they
can make their own decisions.

They're adults.

Maybe it's better
if they're apart.

Come on in.

Hey.
Don't you look pretty?

- Would you like some tea?
- I would love some tea.

How've you been, love?

- Hanging in there.
- Yeah?

(Kathryn)
Let's go outside and chit-chat.

Dude, it's really hot out here.

My bangs are--I'm gonna
have no makeup up here

because my bangs are gonna
sweat it-- all of them off.

I love your bangs.

You really rock 'em.

I read this quote,
and it was like,

"A woman who changes
her hair is about

to change her life."

Wow.

Long story short, I'm just
not happy the way things are.

I don't feel like Thomas finds
his family a priority right now.

I'm sorry.

- How're you doing, sir?
- How you doing, my man?

Good to see you.

Where is he?

Good to see you again.
How you been?

- Hello, nice to see you too.
- All righty.

I'm not doing anything wrong,

I've never given him a reason
to ever doubt me, disrespect me,

dislike me.

Thank you so much for coming,
neighbors, coworkers, friends.

Who else did I leave out?

I mean, I take care
of everything I have to,

my responsibilities
he delegated to me,

and I put up with everything
that he makes me put up with.

I'm at home
taking care of your child,

and you're filming
a commercial dancing with girls?

Are you gonna say sorry?

I mean what more do you want?

Oh...Lord.

Thomas thinks
that I am a guarantee,

and that I'm going
to continue to be

this accepting, naive child

that's allowing him
to go do whatever he wants,

but things may not be
as guaranteed as you think.

You need to be strong
right now.

You need to keep yourself happy.

You're right.
I need to start focusing on me

'cause I feel like I need
my confidence back

'cause I feel like I've lost it
all through this relationship.

If he can't be a partner, then
I have to choose my own path.

Well, you got to start
thinking about that.

If Thomas wins this election,
like, I don't even--would I want

to move to another state
with this man?

A-and--and live alone,
basically, again?

I'm not gonna put my life
on hold for Thomas anymore.

If you guys are meant to be,
you will be.

This is the new Kathryn.

[phone rings]

- Hello?
- What's up, dude?

Just had an interesting
meeting with my boss.

Apparently,
I don't work there anymore.

No, we're just parting ways.

We've both been kind
of disagreeing with each other

recently on
my job responsibilities.

He's basically just like,
"Right now, it's just not

working out for either of us."

(Whitney)
Yeah.

I think my ego's
a little bruised right now.

I'm gonna get a "told you so"
about 20 times

in the next few days.

It's just no one else
in Charleston

has a nine-to-five that,
you know, I'm around,

so it's just hard
for me right now.

- Yeah.
- I don't know.

I'm just gonna chill, probably,
for the rest of the day,

and I'll probably watch
some movies or something.

- Take care, man.
- All right, later, buddy.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

She keeps pining
for grandkids.

I'm not getting any younger.

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

[buzzer]

Michael, Larissa
is in town, happily.

Whitney said that he's gonna
bring her over here.

Since it's cocktail time,

we'd prepare
some nice cocktails.

I know she likes rose,

and Whitney will have rose,

and I will have my usual.

- Certainly.
- Larissa, she's so darling.

I'm really crazy about her.

She couldn't be nicer.

I think Whitney is
much more serious about Larissa

than I've seen him
with anybody else.

I think Larissa might be
the one to catch you, finally.

Larissa is educated.
She's cultured.

I think she's perfection.

In my mind,
I'm planning for the wedding.

I have the youngsters
in my mind.

I can't wait
till they come in the kitchen,

and I show them how to do
Easter eggs and cookies.

Well, we'll just keep
our fingers crossed.

- Will that be all, madam?
- Yes, thank you.

- Very well.
- That'll be all.

It's so beautiful here.

It is, it's a great day.

- We should rent a boat.
- We could do that.

Have a seat, darling.

Isn't this romantic?

Totally romantic.

What do you want
to do tonight?

I'm not sure,
dinner somewhere?

I don't know,
maybe we just stay in,

watch a movie.

We could do that.

Larissa has a crazy schedule.

She's onhrhree TV shows,
one movie, and Germany.

The fact that she could come
visit me for a hot moment

means a lot to me.

It's nice we have
some time alone.

Did you miss me?

I miss you terribly, darling.
I miss you too much.

Let's take it more serious.

Maybe think about, since
we're always back and forth,

maybe you and I
maybe moving in together?

Yeah, but...

Okay, first of all,
moving in together,

that's a big step,

and I can't just
leave everything behind.

This whole long distance
thing, after a while,

it takes its toll,

and it's hurtful for me.

I hate not seeing you.

And I want to be
financial independent,

and I earn my money,

and everything
I have in Germany.

I know you do.

If you have to work
in Europe, you do that.

I understand,
I won't talk about that.

I knew it was a risk
when we started dating

that Larissa and I are
in different stages in our life.

She's very ambitious, and I'm
more about maybe settling down,

so it's kind of frustrating.

Listen, all that matters

is that we--we always make
things work, you know that.

For a long time already.

- Okay.
- You know I love you.

- Okay.
- Okay.

All right, babe.

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

That looks delicious.

Great, thank you.

Thank you very much.

(Patricia)
There they are.

So good to see you.
Hi.

(Patricia)
Hiya, darling.

- How are you?
- Great.

I'm thrilled
that you're here.

- You look beautiful.
- You certainly look smashing.

- Who's this cutie pie?
- Hi, mother.

Hi, darling.

How are you?

Come sit down over here.

Thank you--oh, good.
You have our Rose.

- Michael--
- Oh, wow, thank you.

Yeah, I know you like Rose,
so Michael just brought that in.

Thank you.

And it matches her pink
ensemble.

- Yeah, perfect.
- Yeah, absolutely.

Please stay longer the next time
you come.

Oh, I will.
I'm busy.

I have a lot
of other stuff going on.

- So--
- But what about Charleston?

Charleston's very nice.

Yeah, I mean--

Couldn't you kind of come
back and forth?

Yeah, we have to come up
with a plan anyway.

And I'm not getting
any younger.

She keeps pining
for grandkids.

So she buys these pets
all the time.

Whitney.

So what are you gonna do
while you're here?

We might do dinner later,

and then tomorrow,
after Larissa leaves,

Shep and I are going to
Delaware.

Craig wants us to come
and meet his parents.

How is Craig doing now?

Lost his job.

- He lost his job, did you say?
- Yeah.

- Apparently, he got fired.
- Poor Craig, poor Craig.

Do you think his parents
know he's been fired?

I think parents want to know

when their children
are in trouble,

'cause they can help them.

Shep and I,
there's a little bit of conflict

as whether we should address
this with his parents.

This weekend, I'm gonna just
have a good time, man.

- Aren't you?
- He needs an intervention.

Craig clearly does not learn
from his mistakes.

He needs actual adult help
to get through his problems.

He's here without family,
so, you know--

- He gets lost.
- I think so.

If there's some diplomatic way

you can let them know
that he's in trouble.

Perhaps they can maybe
set him on the right path.

♪♪ ♪♪

Cameran was the original person
that, you know, warned me.

She saw this coming.

I didn't listen to her,

and I owe it to her
to tell her myself.

I don't want her to hear it
from--from Whitney and Shep.

[honks horn]

[honks horn]

[honks horn]

What are you honking for?
[honks horn]

I've been waiting here
for, like, 15 minutes.

Why don't you call me
like a normal person?

Good God.

- Did you just wake up?
- Pretty much.

Craig, it's noon.

I'm starving.

- I'm taking you to McDonald's.
- I love McDonald's.

And I'm gonna let you
order off the dollar menu.

Are you not going
to the office today?

No, we're parting ways.

Why?

I don't know,
it was just time.

Craig, I just have to check in
with you every now and then

to make sure you're
on the right path in life.

No, I appreciate it.

I'm not sure if I believe
that Craig and his law firm

have "parted ways."

I think that's more code
for "I got fired,

and I'm too embarrassed
to tell anyone."

You need to work for somebody
where you have, like,

a set schedule.

Work?

You know, they've done studies
that show that people

that wake up earlier
are generally more happy?

Yeah, of course.

But it's all about--

it's--

it's all about feasibility.

Why are you doing
this to yourself?

I don't understand.
Like, real talk.

I'm fine, honestly.

I've tried with Craig.

I've tried to give him advice,

and it's obviously going
in one ear and out the other,

so I'm at a loss,
I really am.

Outside, my--the life
I live looks

fáááing ridiculous,
and in reality,

it's, like, awesome.

Like, I'm happy, and, like,
I really wouldn't change it.

My life would be awesome too
if I was waking up at noon.

Losing my job is not ideal,

but it's not the end
of the world.

Like, there's always a solution.

There's always a fix.

Like, you know,
things are gonna be okay,

and the last thing I need
is everyone worrying about me.

You can have
a Chicken McNugget kids' meal.

I want--I don't want
a happy meal.

Am I paying for this?

You rushed me
out of the house.

I don't have my wallet.

- Huh?
- I don't have my wallet.

Oh, the old, "I don't have
my wallet" excuse.

Craig,
you are a hot freaking mess.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

- Yeah, this is my room.
- Dude.

I've never seen
so many accolades

in one room in my life.

National Honor Society.
What happened?

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

Oh, this is gonna be
a ridiculous weekend.

Did you sleep on the plane, guy?

I mean, not to sound
like a snobby dick,

which I am, but, like,
that was inarguably

the worst flight
I've had commercially.

I was getting, like,
deep vein thrombosis

the way I was--
the way I was sitting.

And the nice gentleman
next to me starts coughing.

I'm getting Ebola for sure.

Whenever I see Larissa,
I go from a high,

and then, when she leaves,
it goes to a low.

So the fact
that I have to spend the weekend

with Craig and Shep
instead of Larissa,

it's a--it's a little
depressing.

[car horn honks]

Fááá you.

Welcome to the north,
where people honk

and flick you off.

Fááá yeah.

Is your dad at work right now?

Yeah, I mean, he might--

he might meet us
at the house, I'm not sure.

My mom isn't gonna
have school, obviously,

for a few hours, but--

- Oh, okay.
- What does she teach?

Fifth grade.

So we're staying at the house
tonight or the beach house?

Where I grew up
in Fenwick Island,

it's actually
a resort beach town.

So during three months
in the summer, it's packed.

But other than that, it's empty.
It's a ghost town.

Three miles inland,

it's just cornfields
and chicken farms

and golf courses.

I forgot to go over
with you guys

the sháá
you can't talk about.

Don't say anything
about my job.

I haven't told 'em
I'm not working yet.

[clears throat]

Hey, guys.

Good, I'll come over and say hi
in a little bit.

I don't want
to lie to my parents,

but they have enough
on their plates,

and I don't want 'em
to be overly concerned about me.

It's selfish.

Knock, knock.

- Hey, guys.
- Look at Craig, there's Craig.

Oh, is this the new
little brother?

- That's Craig.
- Hey, buddy.

- Mr. Conover, how are you?
- Nice to meet you.

Pleasure to meet you.
How are you doing?

- Hi.
- Hey, bud, how are ya?

- I'm good.
- Good to see you.

I'm glad you guys could make it.

- Thank you for having us.
- Sure.

- Whitney.
- Hey, man, how's it going?

- Nice to meet you.
- My buddy.

Hi, buddy.

I've definitely missed my family

since moving, you know,
down to Charleston.

What's going on in the back?

Are you finally putting
the pool in?

Yeah, is that pretty?

No, I mean, it looks--

I didn't--I didn't know
we were getting a fence.

And I'm very close
with my parents.

They raised me perfectly.

I couldn't ask
for a better childhood.

You guys want to see the house?

(Whitney)
This is your room?

Yeah, this is my room.

A little keyboard?

- What a frat star.
- Dude, man.

You got a full-on Bieber, man,
I love it.

(Craig)
Yeah, it was Zac Efron
when I had it.

(Whitney)
National Honor Society.
What happened?

(Shep)
You don't have any honor.

(Craig)
I was a national champion.

(Shep)
A national champion in what?

For BPA, Business
Professionals of America.

We got this--we won the small
business management team.

I've never seen
so many accolades

in one room in my life.

It's--it's very impressive.

That's a lot of trophies.

If he can just get
that potential back

and apply himself, I mean,

who knows what the world
can hold for him?

♪♪ ♪♪

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

(Landon)
Hey, what are you doing?

I'm peeling some apples.

About to make some baby food.

What are you up to?

Um, Thomas, I know Thomas
has to do some stuff

for the campaign, but I don't
have any plans.

And I'm sure my mom
can watch Kensie.

Oh, I need that so bad.
That sounds wonderful.

For once,
I'm not gonna fight it.

I am excited, and I'm going
to embrace the fact

that I'm going on a trip
that is about me.

I am on my own time.

Okay.

I know what it's like to,
you know,

be with someone
who's working all the time.

Right now, Kathryn probably
feels so alone and trapped,

and it's the worst feeling
that exists.

Okay, well, thank you
for the invitation.

Okay, have a good day.

- Greetings.
- What's up, guys?

- Hey.
- Hey, Mom.

I haven't seen you since July.

(Craig)
Oh, wow.

Gosh, I don't get hellos
like that, ever.

- I'm just kidding.
- Now hug this kid.

- Aww, hi, Shep.
- Good to see you again.

Good to see you too.

- Thank you for having me.
- Oh, sure, come on in.

- How was school today?
- Awesome.

(Craig)
Sorry we missed you earlier.

We got shrimp and steaks.

Everyone has their choice.

- Where's Whitney?
- Taking a nap.

Man, I haven't seen you,
honey, in so long.

I'm excited to be home.

Going home is the most
comforting thing possible.

Kind of jealous of my brother.
He's only 2 1/2 hours away.

- Hello.
- Hi, Whitney.

Mrs. Conover, how are you?

- Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you.

Heard so many great things
about you.

Your son is a joy
to--to know.

- In certain ways.
- Oh, yeah, I know.

- I'm sure.
- Certain times, yes.

So this young girl,
she's from around here,

and I knew I was coming up here

and I told her
to come by and say hello.

- Oh, good.
- Is that okay?

- Yeah, what's her name?
- Nikki.

I thought that there might be
something nice and sweet

between me and Jackie.

But I think
I might've been wrong.

You might just not be my type.

What is your type?

My type?

Uh, monogamy is
a big thing for me,

and I know how many girls
you have been with.

You have a reputation
in Charleston, Shep.

I don't know if I have a girl
in every port,

but I've got some girls

scattered
around the United States.

It's good for the old ego.

(Craig)
Hey, you don't care
if I cook, right?

No, you go ahead.

Figured I'd give you
a night off

and you get to not worry
about it,

and I like to cook
'cause I just like to cook.

You know this about him?

Never knew he had
this side.

I usually just fry up an egg,
sunny side up over your steak.

Turns into a really good
steak sauce.

When he turned 16, he made
a key lime pie from scratch.

(Whitney)
God, these untold depths
of Craig Conover.

So was Craig popular
in high school?

Well, he could kick
anybody's butt,

'cause he's a black belt.

He went for six years,
from 5 years old to 11.

- Oh, wow.
- Oh, my gosh.

I got, like, 50 trophies.

Where did this
discipline go?

You should see his apartment.

No, it's better now.

It's like a hurricane
came through or...

The girls came over
and helped me

clean it up, dude.

- It looks really good.
- Does it?

- Yeah.
- I can't imagine.

So, Mrs. Conover, would you
want Craig to meet

a nice girl and settle down?

Yeah, I have all men
around me all the time.

(Whitney)
I don't think it's gonna
happen any time soon.

(Mrs. Conover)
I know.

Kind of sad about that.

(Whitney)
We're trying to get
your boy shaped up.

Craig's parents,
they don't know Whitney,

but Whitney
does whatever he likes,

so Craig is panicking inside,
I'm sure.

Craig, I think we
found a new calling for you.

I don't know
about the legal profession.

Everyone's attacking me.

Don't let it get to you.

- Coming up...
- Whitney, I'm fáááing pissed.

Look, how can we fáááing
help you, man?

It's not by telling
my parents.

You were straight up
fugly, man.

- Hey.
- Man, you were.

You were an ugly kid.
Like, inbred.

They, like, run tests
on you and stuff?

And it's like an eerie smile.

I'm not sure if I like it.

You know, it's like the movie
It's Alive,

about that demon baby.

Yeah.

I've never seen
a baby picture of Whitney,

but that's probably
because I think he grew up

before the invention
of the camera.

But if there's an old family
painting lying around,

I'm sure
it's equally horrendous.

(Whitney)
You look...disturbed.

♪♪ ♪♪

[doorbell rings]

- Hey, you.
- What's happening?

- You're so tall.
- Come on in.

- What's been going on?
- Nothing much.

Yeah?
You look very, very nice.

- Everybody, this is Nikki.
- Hi.

- Hey, what's up?
- I met you at the alley.

Oh, yeah.
Good to see you again.

Yes, at the alley.

- Hi, Nikki.
- Hi.

- There's my mom.
- I'm Marti.

- I'm good. How are you?
- Hi.

- Whoo. Hi.
- This is Fenway.

- Oh, yeah, that's Fenway.
- No jumping.

He's fine.

Go here.

Yep.
She's all set up.

Dad'll sit there, my mom, me,
and Christopher, cool.

- All right, very nice.
- Perfect.

(Whitney)
Drinking milk?

Are you guys waiting for me?
I love milk with dinner.

Milk with dinner.
I love it.

- Do we have everything?
- Yes.

Let's hold hands.

- All right.
- Sure.

Whitney, quit
tickling my hand.

All right, bless us, oh,
Lord, for these, our gifts,

which we're about to receive
from Thy bounty,

through Christ,
the Lord, Amen.

(all)
Amen.

It's a very close-knit,
nurturing family--

very kind of middle America.

Got the sweet dog
and the great dinner,

and the parents are great.

Craig clearly had
a very stable upbringing.

(Marti)
You eat. You need to put some...

- I am eating, Mom.
- Food on your bones.

We're not talking
about work.

I don't talk about work
when I come home.

Okay.

So how's getting ready
for the Bar?

[slurps, swallows]

- That's fine.
- Good.

I got my application in.

When's your Bar?

- February.
- February what?

2017.
[laughs]

If Craig wants to be a lawyer,
he needs a better work ethic.

He'll saunter in, like,
9:30 and, you know,

like his time
is more important.

We got to teach him that--
not to do that.

Whitney, you're not
Mr. Punctual either, dude.

Yes, I am.

- No, you're not.
- Absolutely.

When Whitney starts making
little shots across Craig's bow,

there's a part of me that wants
to crawl underneath the table.

Try to be on time.

Cut the hour and half late
to half hour.

No, of course.

Just get ready
earlier.

(Whitney)
What kind of law
do you want to go into?

- Litigation?
- I'm talking about work.

I already said that.

You guys know
exactly what I want to do.

I was a champion
trial ad guy in law school.

I want to be in front
of the judge,

arguing objections,
arguing motions.

What the hell
is Whitney doing?

Like, he's doing exactly
what I asked him not to do.

Don't say anything
about my job.

I haven't told 'em
I'm not working yet.

[clears throat]

Would you like some?

- I'm okay. Thank you, though.
- Okay.

It seems like he's accomplished
a lot in his youth.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah.

Great accolades, honors,
and so forth.

But it seems like now
he's wasting his talents,

staying up and partying
all night.

- I mean, what can we do here?
- That's not Craig.

- No.
- He goes out every night.

How do we give him a kick
to get his life in order?

I'm not gonna throw Craig under
the bus and say he was fired,

but I just want
to give them enough information

so they can ask
the right questions.

They need some vestige
of the truth.

You're talking about me
like I'm a high-school dropout.

I just graduated
law school.

Did you really graduate?

Yeah.

- All right, okay.
- They were at my graduation.

My pictures are in there.

It seems like he needs
to go away...

I want to say,
to an institution,

but perhaps somewhere

where he can just
be away from temptation.

Who comes to someone's house

and starts to just insult
a person's son

to, like, the dad?

No, I'm just
at a crossroads.

I'm just growing up,
that's all.

- Time's up.
- No, it's not.

I'm 26.

(Marti)
Craig, get your act together.

It's like I can't escape
any of you guys.

That's right.
You'll never escape me.

Normal people wouldn't step
over that line.

Whitney is
a fáááing brat.

I tried to impart
the wisdom.

Of course,
it falls on deaf ears.

It's a challenge,
Mr. Conover.

Yeah.
I can see that.

♪♪ ♪♪

- Hey, honey.
- Hey, Mom.

Brought you some coffee.

- Oh, thanks.
- You're welcome.

- You look tired, honey.
- I am.

It's too early to be tired.
The day just started.

I feel like lately,
I do a lot of work

for a lot of nothing.

Oh, Cameran.

That's what happens
when you work off commission,

but I'm trying
to stay the course.

What are you working
on right now?

I'm just organizing
a showing that--yeah.

[cell phone rings]

Hopefully...
Hang on, I got to take this.

I'll see you later.
Bye.

- Hey, what's up?
- Hey.

I can't talk very loud.

I'm outside
of Craig's parents' house.

Last night was unbelievable.

What happened?

And Whitney had a few vodkas
at dinner.

He didn't tell them
that he got fired, did he?

He told 'em about all the
partying and the late nights.

Whitney accused Craig

of maybe not even graduating
from law school.

What?

And his parents were, like,
bewildered and taken aback.

That was just, like record
scratchingly uncomfortable.

I cannot believe
that Whitney has said all this.

If I were going
to have a conversation

with Craig's parents, it
would definitely be in private,

and it wouldn't be accusatory.

Being accusatory is never
the way to help somebody.

Has Craig confronted Whitney
about this yet?

I just woke up,
so we're going to play golf.

He really is, at heart,
a very sensitive guy,

so I think you need to kind of
take him aside, talk to him,

and just make sure
that he's okay.

You need to be the adult
in this situation.

Okay, I will.

May the Force be with you.

Thank you.
I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

[cell phone beeping]

Good Lord.

- Morning, sunshine.
- What's up?

I got you some coffee
or some sháá.

Thanks for that.

Look at this mess.

Not too bad.

- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning, Chris.

Chris, where's Craig?

- Craig.
- What?

Come on, buddy.
It's 12:00.

Get your sháá together.

We're gonna play golf.

Oh, my God.

I've been wracking my brain
since dinner.

It's been a damn hurricane
up there.

I don't even want
to see Whitney right now,

let alone play golf
with him or hang out.

What's up?

I got you
some treats, honey.

Whatever, dude.

I mean, I perhaps
should've couched my comments

in a more diplomatic manner.

However, I don't regret
what I said,

and even if Craig is being
kind of pouty,

it had to be done.

(Shep)
No time like the present, guys.

Let's do this.

You want to ride or drive?

Go ahead, you drive.
It's your course.

Sháá.

Ah, this course
is fáááing great, dude.

Yeah, it's sweet.

(Shep)
So dinner was kind
of tense last night, huh?

I'm starting to get pissed
at Whitney.

Like, I took him up here,

and I just feel
like he's egging me--

He's attacking you.

Yeah, at dinner
and in front of my parents.

I'm like, "Look, man,
it's not the time or place."

You know Whitney is, like,
socially, a disaster sometimes,

but he was
just trying to help.

They know I'm taking my Bar
in February and everything,

so they don't need to know,
like, what's going on.

You'll be fine.

I'm proud of you, buddy.

I'm talking
about you getting in my business

all the time
in front of my parents.

Whitney, like,
chill the fááá out.

- Let's play this hole.
- All right.

If he was concerned about me,
he would've talked to me first,

and then he would've encouraged
me to talk to my parents

in a appropriate setting.

But, no, Whitney was doing it
at the dinner party

to get a rise out of everyone.

Oh, that's short,
or is that on it?

No, it's short.

Goodness, this hole's
kind of nerve-racking.

- Yeah.
- Whitney, I'm fáááing pissed.

What I tell my parents

and when I tell them
is my fáááing decision,

and you have no business
talking to my parents.

It's out of concern
and love, man.

I mean, you're a bit
of a mess now, I'm sorry.

Like, it's not like
I'm about to go

to fáááking rehab
or something.

(Whitney)
Face facts, man.

I mean,
we're all concerned here.

Look, how can we fáááing
help you, man?

Not by telling my parents,
'cause now they're worried sick.

We don't want them
to worry, obviously.

If you didn't want
'em to worry,

you wouldn't have told
'em all that stuff.

Yeah, but your mom
wants you to eat, even.

I mean, that's just like--

No, I said,
we're trying to help you.

Dude, it's not fair for me,
because I am,

like, a fááá-up right now
to concern them.

Well, you should become
an un-fááá-up, then.

In defense of Whitney,
you had all these accolades

and all this, and they
were bragging about you,

and Whitney was like,
"What the fááá is going on?"

Last year, I mean, Shep,
you didn't have a job.

Dude, but I can afford it.
You know what I mean?

That's the bottom line,
and so can Whitney.

But you don't have anything--

You don't have a fáááing
nest egg to fall back on,

and I'm incredibly
fortunate.

I know.

And I thank
my lucky stars,

but that's the--
that's the situation.

Don't go out
every fáááing night.

Choose your moments
if you do go out.

I'm good at going out.
So, when I go out, I'm happy.

You minimize everything,

and then, you,
like, swerve the truth.

Every day,
I'm stressed out as fááá.

Are you kidding me?

My rent's fáááing sky high.

And I spend too much money.

Half the time, I'm embarrassed
to fáááing tell you guys.

I don't want you to look down
on me 'cause you guys are all--

I mean, you guys
are doing great right now.

I don't judge him.
None of us judge Craig.

He shouldn't be ashamed
of what's going on.

His friends want the best
for him.

I'm running away
from the truth.

This is the first time
I'm actually admitting

to myself and out loud
that, yeah,

something needs to change
because, you know,

sháá's not going right
right now.

Have a talk
with your parents.

Just say, "Look, I know
you're concerned."

(Shep)
Yeah, 'cause they're concerned,

and you need to tell them
the truth.

Yeah, exactly.

That's fair, and I want
to make you two proud

because you're
like my big brothers.

I'm not gonna let you down,

and I'll try
and get my sháá together.

I'm embarrassed.

Don't be embarrassed, man.

Everybody knows you're gonna
turn it around, man.

I know.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

The drinking and all that
stuff, you got to watch.

It runs in our families.

You go right here,
and you get, like, this,

you know, the nasty sháá out.

- Language.
- Sorry, Mom.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

- It was an amazing weekend.
- Well, good.

- You're always welcome.
- The food's been incredible.

It's been a pleasure meeting
you guys, and, you know...

What time's the car coming,
Whitney?

Any minute.

I think it's best for Craig
to be with his parents

talking about his game plan
to get out of this hole

that he's in, and I hope
that he's honest with them.

Be careful going home.

You take care, and when we
come down, we'll come visit.

We're gonna
take care of your boy.

- Oh, thank you.
- He's in good hands.

(Craig)
Thanks for having my friends
this weekend.

(Marti)
You're welcome.

You know, I get nervous when
my friends are around you guys.

Why do you get nervous?

You never know
what your friends

are gonna say and stuff,
you know?

- Oh.
- So you go out a lot?

Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Half yarders on Sunday.

The drinking and all that
stuff, you got to watch.

It runs in our families.

- Mom's, mine.
- Yeah.

- You know.
- Well, you got to stop.

No, I know.

Fortunately,
it's not too late.

So I actually have a lot
I need to talk to you about.

It's not working out
at the firm right now,

so I'm transitioning
out of work.

(Marti)
What did you just say?

You know, I thought my job was
always gonna be there for me,

so I didn't make it
a priority.

It's no big deal.

I still have the Bar
in February.

I got job interviews lined up.

Why not just call us
and tell us?

So you guys
don't have to worry at night,

you know, 'cause that's not
fair to you guys.

- But we're worrying anyways.
- But--

Well, you're a fixer
just like me.

Exactly,
and I want to fix it.

I just don't want
to let you down.

You've given me everything
a child could possibly ask for.

You're definitely
not letting us down.

We--we're not telling you
what to do.

(Marti)
No, and you know that.

So you just need
to communicate with us.

My parents gave me
the opportunities

that I could do
and be whatever I wanted,

and now
the shame is kicking in.

It's called learning
from people's experiences.

That's true.

And, unfortunately,
we have experience.

You guys couldn't be
more understanding.

There's really no excuse
not to fix it now.

Don't wait around to do it.

You need to get
a better schedule.

It's just balance.

'Cause I hang out
with people

that, you know,
don't need balance.

Even though I go to, like,
$1,000 dinners all the time

'cause my friends
are very fortunate,

I forget that I'm still
not one of them.

No, so, if you put
your effort

into working and making
the money and getting it done,

then you'll be able
to do that.

We'll always be proud of you,
no matter what.

And you guys know I think
about you all the time.

I love you
more than anything,

and you're all I really have
in this world

when it comes down to it.

We love you too,
and it'll be fine. Just--

- Just get it done.
- Just get it done.

Get 'er done.

(Cameran)
On the next episode
of Southern Charm...

- Jekyll Island, here we come.
- It's so beautiful.

- Whoo-hoo!
- Hey, my favorite thing--

biking and boozing.

- Let's get to the beach.
- Fine.

Craig, we're as far
from the beach as we can be.

Look, everything was handled.

You got all pissy,
and you ran you way--

This sounds like every other
lie you've ever come up with.

It's never your fault, ever.

You took off in front of me,
and then--

You are an idiot.

Kathryn.

You there?

You know, Craig and Kathryn
spent the night on the beach.

Did they hook up?

- Did you bring your appetite?
- It looks fantastic.

- Wow.
- Yum.

You think
you're so above everyone.

You, you're fáááing scum.

You're out every fáááing night
when you should be home

with your husband
and your baby.

That isn't entirely
the truth.

You do not want to get
in my family's sháá, dude.

(Cameran)
For more Southern Charm,
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[bell dings]