All language subtitles for Its Only Money (1962) [720p] [BluRay] [YTS.MX]

Lester!

[bell rings]

You idiot,
are you all right?

Yeah, I'm OK, Mr. Flint.

Would you mind...
Oh, I'm sorry.

What are you
doing up there?

Wait, one second.

It was a little accident,
just get my...

- Could you get...
- Easy...

- Just help my legs.
- Yeah.

Wait, bring my body with it
'cause it's all connected.

Could you just bring...
Come forward, just...

- That's it. Oh, wait one second.
- I just...

OK, all right.
Now, if you just take me...

All right,
just get off already!

Walk me over to the counter,
because I'll fall.

Wait... Wait, my leg.
I need that.

- Your leg?
- Yeah, it matches the other one.

- Oh...
- What happened?

I was working on a TV set,

and I walked into an
unfriendly transistor cap,

- And... [mimics explosion]
- It wasn't my set, was it?

Oh no! Your set is fixed,
it's perfect.

It's like brand... new.

And it's $8.50 that you owe me,
parts included.

$8.50?
What was wrong with it?

Well, you see, your patterns
were dropping.

Uh, Mr. Flint, you see,
you have a transistor head,

a magneto plug
with your input jack

which resuscitates
most of the volume.

By hitting the fine tuner,
you take the rabbit ears,

or whatever animal
you choose...

Ha! And of course,
you press it,

and insure the picture locking
in rather than wavelengths,

you know what I mean?
The UHF has a consistency

that's all dependant
upon the transistor heads.

You want to pay
cash or money order?

Quiet, will you? Will I get a
clear picture now?

Will you get
a clear picture?

No...
Yes, I was only fooling,

because it's all
fixed like I said.

Here, The Late Late Show
will never look younger.

Watch this.

[Lester] Is that
a clear picture?

Huh, Mr. Flint?
That's really clear,

I always thought
that guy was Japanese.

That ain't bad for $8.50,
including the parts.

- Quiet, turn up the sound.
- Yeah.

Now, the local news.

In a week, it will be
the first anniversary

of the death of electronics tycoon,
Charles P. Albright,

often referred to as
the father of television...

$16.75 was the last job that
I did for you, you know that?

Look, will you shut up?
I want to hear this.

Yeah, I will.

In his will, Albright left his multi-million
dollar estate to his only son,

Charles Jr.,
who hasn't been seen

since his mother ran off
with the baby 25 years ago.

You know, for $16.75
from the old job,

and $8.50 now,
that's only 25...

Will you shut up
and listen to this?

I didn't add it
good anyhow.

According to the
terms of the will,

unless the missing son was found within
a year after his father's death,

the estate will go to Albright's
spinster sister, Cecilia.

[reporter] She is seen here
with her fiance and attorney,

Gregory DeWitt,
at a press conference today.

I am offering a reward
to anyone, everyone,

to help find my long
lost missing nephew.

The reward will be
$100,000.

A 100,000 bucks?

I gotta find that kid,
I just gotta.

[stuttering] You could
do it too, Mr. Flint.

I mean, with a $100,000...

then if you've got
that kind of money,

you maybe could make a little down
payment on a bill you owe me.

Will you shut up, kid?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

I only got a week to do it,
I've got to work fast.

Oh, you can do it,
Mr. Flint.

You're the best private eye
shamus in the whole world.

I knew it the first day you came into my
TV store with your seven inch set.

That was the day I said I
was going to be your idol,

that I'm your fan.

- That you're my idol.
- You're bugging me, kid.

Well, I don't mean
to do no bad things,

but I wanted to be a shamus
private eye just like you.

I've been studying
on it and everything,

I've been reading research
books on how to be the

best private eye
with a shamus badge.

I'll... I've got books here
that I've been studying

to be just like you,
Mr. Flint.

See, I've been studying
all about this and, and...

all of the research here.
Kiss the Blood Off of My Neck,

and The Corpse
Came Gift Wrapped,

it was a warm, tender,
embracing part.

And The Haunted Fallout
Shelter... [mimics explosion]

Oh boy, did they get theirs.

The Nose Cone Caper, where they...
[mimics rocket]

It was like The Fallout.

And The Case of the
Homicidal Homing Pigeon,

where he had little...
pellets out of the wings

and boom,
1,400 people got it.

Death Takes A Coffee Break,
with or without sugar.

And The Bullet Proof Bikini,
that's a good... I like that.

Forget it, kid.
You ain't cut out to be a detective.

Ah, please, Mr. Flint.
Give me a chance.

Let me be your
assistant shamus.

We can be like the
Three Musketeers minus one.

All for each, and two for...
Oh, don't shoot.

I'm too tall to hurt.
Oh please, don't pull no things...

So,
you want to be a private detective, huh?

Yeah, but don't hurt...

Look, kid, a good detective would've
taken the gun away from me.

But look at you.
No guts.

No, my guts
just wasn't ready.

I'll rev them up and
they'll really sparkle.

Forget it.
You ain't got it, kid.

Stick with wrastling
the TV sets.

I ain't got it, Jocko.

I give this guy one, two, three.
Break that head.

Ain't got it, huh?
You're going to get yours, eh?

I'll show you who's got guts.
I'll just take that gun away...

What? What? Wait a minute.
What are you doing, you nut?

You want to kill somebody?

I'll show you who's got guts.

Damn it!
Get away from me, will ya?

[gun fires]

It's only wounded, Mr. Flint.
You could have it fixed in a jiffy.

Open the trunk and
take the spare tire out.

Take out a jack also,
and you take the lugs off the tire,

and take off the old bad
and put on a new good.

And tighten the lugs
and it's on...

It's not long...

You belong to the
Automobile Club?

A bus passes here a lot, or you
can take a shuttle train.

[stutters] I'm... I'll deliver your
TV set tomorrow, Mr. Flint.

[tires squeaking]

Mr. Flint?

Mr. Flint?
It's me, Lester.

Your television person.

Psst... Psst... Mr. Flint?

[whistles softly]

[coos]

Your TV...

Hey bird.

Tch! Get out of there!

Shh! [blows raspberry]
Shoo, bird!

[grunts]

Hey, bird?

This is not an easy...
Hey.

Did you ever see such a bird?

Hey bird...

...if you have a message for me,
deliver it and get out of here.

You're not helping me, bird.

Bird...
Well, at least give me a hand.

Bird!

Bye, bird.

There's a window there.

See... Copper!
[shooting noises]

No, I'm a copper.

All right,
come on out of there.

[shooting noises]

Help me.
Please, you must help me.

- Help you, what?
- I'm desperate!

And I'm so defenseless.
My husband wants to kill me!

He doesn't love me anymore!

Maybe he's tired.

Will you cut it out, lady.
I haven't got a license to practice.

I love
private investigators.

I want you to
investigate me.

- [moans]
- I'm not a private investigator.

- You want Pete Flint.
- You're not Pete Flint?

No, but I could
fix your TV set.

Sex maniac!

Oh, oh...

Oh, oh now.

- Oh, Mr. Flint, I fixed...
- Don't bother me, kid. I've got problems.

How you doing on the
Albright caper, Mr. Flint?

Beat it, will you, kid?
Let me have my breakfast.

Uh, did you go out
to the Albright house?

- I mean, did you go there?
- Yeah, I went.

Yeah? Does the inside look electronic
like they say and all that?

They wouldn't let me
past the front gate.

How come? Didn't they
know who you was...?

- The gates are run by remote control.
- Remote control?

They got them rigged with some kind
of intercom and closed circuit TV...

I told the butler I was a private investigator,
I even showed him my badge.

Yeah, you flashed
your buzzer at him.

- I told him I wanted to talk to the sister.
- The dame.

- Or the lawyer.
- Or the mouthpiece.

- Said I wanted to work on the case.
- On the caper...

He said they don't like
private detectives...

- Shamus's, they hate them all.
- Sent me on my way.

- Yeah, they kissed you off.
- Will you shut up

with that
idiot television talk?

Well, I was just trying
to help, that's all.

There's something
fishy going on here.

Yeah, I was thinking...

Why would they offer
a hundred grand reward

to find the missing heir if they
didn't want nobody butting in?

- Yeah, why would they do that?
- They're hiding something.

Hiding something.
Yeah, they must be.

I sure wish I could figure out
a way to get through

those front gates and
see what's going on.

Yeah, you got to get in
there and case the joint.

The front gates.
How can you figure a way to beat that?

The front gates.
It's electronic. Remote control,

from that
electronic system.

You know what you
could do, Mr. Flint?

You need a shave.

Hey, I have an idea!

Listen, listen, here's a
terrific idea, Mr. Flint.

I know how we can
get into the house.

See, I'm a TV repair man
and I can always say

that Mr. Albright,
before he died...

I say, I can always say...

Mr. Albright, you know,
before he died?

That he brought a TV set
for repair, you know?

And I have the set,

and you could always
hide in the truck.

You could bring
your friend, you know?

In the...
good idea or not?

Maybe if I didn't
have a set at all.

Maybe I could
just be a truck?

No. Well, when you're not
busy again with a customer,

it's swell business.

- Lester!
- Yeah!

- Baby, sweetheart. [chuckles]
- What happened? I didn't do...

I thought of a way
to get through the gates,

- and you're going to help me.
- Yeah? How, how, how?

- How? You're going to deliver...
- Yeah.

...a television set
to the Albright house.

- Yeah?
- You're going to tell them

the old man brought it in
for repairs before he died.

- Yeah? Yeah, it's terrific.
- Huh? Now,

[both] I'll hiding out
in the back of your truck

while you act as a decoy,
I'll sneak out of the truck

and have a look around, clever?

Clever?

You want to be my
assistant, don't you?

- Now is your big chance.
- Oh, you're kidding me.

Oh, Lester March, kid shamus.

All right...

Oh,
I can even call you by your maiden name.

- Don't over do it.
- Pete, instead of Mr. Flint.

Kid, you've arrived.
Call me Pete.

Oh, could I try it once?

Pete! Oh, it's beautiful.

- You OK?
- I got to rehearse being a private eye.

I got to be
cold like steel.

I got to squint
and sneer a lot.

Be tough, cold,
nerves of steel.

Keep in touch, baby.

Keep in touch
with both of us.

[laughs]
That's all right!

[breaks squeal]

Ouch!

Well, here we are,
shamus pal.

All right. Now go on
and ring that bell

and remember, say exactly
what I told you to say.

Yeah, I will. Don't you worry,
I'll handle this caper.

Look, will you stop with that
cornball detective talk?

They'll be watching on a
closed circuit television screen

hooked up to that lens above
the intercom on the gate.

I'm going to be
on television?

Oh, I hope I look as good on
television like I do in person.

You'll look dead if you
don't say the right thing.

- Now beat it.
- OK, I will.

Ow! That wasn't funny! Ow!

[intercom buzzing]

Who is it?

Oh, Lester,
of Lester's TV Repair.

I'm here live, in person,
at the front gate.

You got the wrong place.
We didn't call you.

Oh no, I know you didn't
call me but over a year ago

Mr. Albright brought in his TV set to
be repaired and I'm bringing it here.

TV set? You must be mistaken.

Oh, Leopold.

I'd like to have
my teensy-weensy

bit of diet lunch
right on the terrace today.

[Lester] No, I'm not mistaken.

I got the set right here
with me live in person.

- That voice.
- I said you made a mistake.

You're mistaken saying
I'm mistaken.

Your mistake is because
I got the set right here.

Oh! It's him!

Him?

- You know him?
- Yes!

He... he's the image of
my dear departed brother.

Nobody came in to
pick up the TV set

and when I heard that
Mr. Albright was dead,

you know, I figured that he
couldn't pick it up very well.

So, just as a courtesy,

which is no extra charge to here,
it's now me.

Oh, he's the exact image
of my brother Charlie

before he grew his beard!

Oh, it's Charlie's son!
[screams]

- It's Charlie's long lost son!
- What is that frightening?

[screams] He's come back!

He's come back! [screams]

What happened to her?

She saw him on the screen
and went into a flip-flop.

- Oh, Miss Albright!
- I don't know what happened.

For, for no reason at all, she
screamed and then she fainted.

- [moans] - Poor Miss Albright.
You're not at all well.

Miss Paxton, take her upstairs
and give her a sedative.

- Yes.
- [moans] Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear, dear.

- [intercom buzzes]
- You mind telling me what's going on here?

She saw a guy at the gate.
Said it was the image of the old man

- before he had a beard.
- [buzzing]

Image of the old man? Where?

Well, he said he was
bringing back a TV

he repaired for the old man.

Ridiculous. The old man
built his own TV sets,

always repaired them himself.

Let me see him.

That's amazing.

The Albright eyes,
the Albright nose.

Talk to him.

You say you have a TV?

Oh, me... yeah.
Oh, right here in my truck.

That's the old man's voice.

That's incredible.

I wonder what his game is.

We'd better find out.

Let him in.

Let him in?
Is that smart?

Yes, I think it's smart.

OK, chief.

Come on up, fella.

Uh, roger, wilco, A-OK
and everything's go.

[zooming noise]

Well, I got us in.

That makes me a full
fledged shamus associate.

OK, OK. Now, get going.
The gates are opening.

Yeah, OK.
I'm going to go now.

Ow!

OK, shamus, get out.

All right, now
remember... Stall.

Take plenty of time so I'll have
a chance to look around.

Yeah.
Don't you worry about it.

I'll stall and you'll have
plenty of time to look around.

Don't you worry about it.

I'll stall.

What if he turns out
to be the old man's son?

He'll get all the loot
and where will we be?

Will you stop babbling
and let me handle this?

Now go up and make sure that
my idiot bride-to-be is asleep

- [breaks squealing]
- [shatter sound]

Oh, I know who you are.
You're the Albright lawyer.

- Have we met before?
- No, I saw you on TV.

I seen you with that
Miss Albright,

and you were doing
the news standing there.

You looked better in person
then on television.

That's very nice of you
to say so, Mister...

March.
My name is Lester March.

Lester's Radio and TV Repair.

24 hours service, all repairs
guaranteed, we never close.

I'll get your
TV set for you.

The image...

The image of my
brother Charlie...

- [mumbling]
- Who's the image?

That boy...
That boy at the gates.

You sleep now.
You got to sleep, Miss Albright.

- [moans]
- Just sleep.

- That's it.
- [rattling outside]

All right.

Watch your step.

[mumbles]

They get heavier...

Is that... That's...

...Charles P. Albright.

The founder of...

That's, if it wasn't...

That's the man that made...

Oh...

Mr. Electric, you are him.

A bulb with a picture.

I only had a radio.
Now he made it to see and hear a...

He made a screen... Oh!

Were it not for
Mr. Albright,

do you think it would be
possible for us today

to enjoy clear, vivid
picture viewing?

Nay, hence, and
get out of there.

Mr. Albright created
a density lock visually

so that in the event there was an
impaired vision, front and back,

you wouldn't apply yourself and then
get caught with one eye shook off...

He locked them so that the fusion
of the electronic cathode tube

would advance itself, deteriorate,
and then the one look

from the one eye would create
at least an abundance of sight.

You're such a
brilliant young man,

I'd rather know
more about you.

Oh, it's not me.
I'm just merely quoting

what Mr. Albright,
this genius...

You see the fine tuner
very rarely will pull out,

and then you get...
[blows raspberry]

sound or the picture waivers.

By him locking it, you get
sound [humming] clear,

as opposed to lock,
picture, no eyes, straight.

And you hear from the
locking of the antenna.

So you don't touch.
He created a... Oh.

He made the knob so that you don't
look and you lay back and see.

...or just a screen designated
to apply sound and picture.

Ahhh...

Not only sound, uh-uh. Nay.

But by applying the picture,
the cathode tube,

the reactivator and
the cathode method,

which is an adapter to the magneto head,
would apply sound picture.

Please,
you're making me sad.

That's exactly the
way my good friend,

Mr. Albright,
used to talk.

I must say you have a remarkable
knowledge of electronics.

Where did you get
all of this information?

Oh, I don't know. I guess the
first time I ever came upon it

was when I stuck my finger
into an electric light socket.

It curled my hair, it also broke
me from thumb sucking habit.

- It happened at the orphanage.
- The orphanage?

- Yeah, the orphanage.
- You were adopted?

That's how you
got your name?

That's how I got... No, I'm not...
I wasn't adopted.

No, but that's how...
No. I wasn't adopted,

but that's how
I got my name, see?

I, I was left at
the orphanage in March,

and that, that, that gave
Mr. Callahan the idea,

he's the superintendent
of the orphanage,

to call me March
for a last name, see?

And it was glad for me
that I wasn't there in December,

because I'd have to be
Bucking Christmas.

And how did you come
by your first name?

Oh, from my
pet cat, Lester.

His name is Lester, so my pussy
cat was my name for the front.

So, I made it
Pussy March,

but you can't be
a Pussy March for a boy.

So I named me Lester, his name,
Lester March instead of Pussy March.

And where was
this orphanage?

Oh, just up north,
Sunny Oaks.

It's very lovely, unfortunately
though it only has one tree.

Slanty branches
and a starch trunk.

- It's a poor, plain...
- Sunny Oaks Orphanage.

- Yeah.
- Sounds like a lovely place.

- Going somewhere, Wanda?
- I'm going to the drugstore.

Miss Albright's asleep.

Would you like
some company, Wanda?

No, thank you.

If you don't mind,
I would just like to mention

that I know a lot more
about Mr. Albright.

You know, I read a lot
about him, I could tell you a lot.

- Some other time.
- What about the TV set?

- I could fix...
- No, that won't be necessary.

And now that I know who you are,
you'll be seeing more of me.

- Oh well, that's very nice...
- [whirring]

- What's that?
- An electronic lawn mower.

That's a lawn mower?

One of Mr. Albright's
last inventions.

He believed in doing his
gardening by remote control.

Look at the size
of those teeth.

What does it eat
besides the lawn?

I'm sure you have
other calls to make,

I don't want to
detain you any longer.

No, on the contrary.
I got no place to go.

I'd just as soon stay here
and chat with you.

I love to chat.
I'm a very good chatter.

You just name it
and I'll chat it.

- Goodbye, Mr. March.
- You're leaving?

Oh, that's goodbye to me?
Oh, well, thanks, Mr. DeWitt.

Nice to have seen you and
I could use the business.

I'm going now.
If you mean goodbye, then I'll leave.

Farewell, Mr. DeWitt.
I'm going to get into my truck and go.

I'll just get out because
there's no more time to stall!

There's no need
to shout, Mr. March.

Shout?! I wasn't shouting!

Uh, Mr. DeWitt,
I was merely saying fare thee well!

Au revoir!

Bon voyage! Auf wiedersehen!
And arrivederci!

Into my little truck!
I like to pet that truck!

It's a good little truck
and I'm on my way there, Mr. DeWitt.

- Really on my way!
- [horn honking]

- Watch it!
- Shh!

I'll be seeing you,
Mr. DeWitt.

We're on our way!
Farewell!

Yoo-hoo!
Bye-bye!

Will you shut up!

[honking continues]

Yoo-hoo!

Hey, Mr. Flint! Yoo-hoo!

Will you stop blowing that
stupid horn, you idiot?

Well, I had to find out
where you were.

- You had to find out!
- Well, I was just looking for you.

How would you get out
of here if I didn't?

Oh, I need!

What'd you find out?

I have a little
errand for you.

Sunny Oaks Orphanage?

Mr. Callahan?

It's the kind of
errand you enjoy.

[giggles]

Hey, wait a minute.
There's that girl.

- Girl? What girl? Where?
- The one who was at the house.

Pull over. I think
she wants a lift.

Pick her up and don't
let on that I'm here.

Maybe she'll say
something I can use.

Yeah? Well, I was brought up
never to pick up girls,

and especially not to talk to
them unless we're introduced.

Lester, baby, it's all in the
line of duty, shamus partner.

Don't you want to earn
your gat and your buzzer?

- Huh?
- I'll pick her up.

Good, good boy.
Just be careful.

- Would you like a lift?
- Yes, please.

There's something wrong with my car,
and I have to get to town.

- Oh well, hop in.
- Thank you.

[moans]

You know you're thefirst girl I've ever
picked up in my whole life?

Well, maybe you'd feel better
if we introduced ourselves.

- Yeah, I'd like that.
- My name is Wanda Paxton.

- I'm a nurse.
- Oh. Hello.

My name is Lester March.
I'm a TV... thing.

I mean, I own...
I'm Lester March

of Lester's TV and Radio Repair,
24 hour service,

guaranteed night and day.

Well, then this is
your truck.

Yeah. Well, it will be.
In 30 more payments.

You look like a girl
I used to have a crush on.

- Her name was Esther.
- What happened to her?

Oh, well, after she was
adopted from the orphanage,

- I never saw her no more.
- You were an orphan?

Oh yeah, mm-hm.
They didn't adopt me, I guess,

because I wasn't
as pretty as Esther.

You know what I think?

I think I'm going to get
married to a girl that...

already has parents,
you know, a mother and a father,

and a step-mother
and a step-father,

and a grandmother
and a grandfather.

Then I'll have a whole family
all at one time with no sweat.

Instant kin.

[laughs] That's a good one.

Well, I have a
mother and a father.

And the next time
our TV set needs repair,

I could call you and then you could
come over and get to meet them.

Oh, I'd like that.
That would be very nice.

And maybe if we need
a sick pill or a medicine better,

you could meet a friend of mine
who's been like a father to me,

Mr. Callahan. He's the head of
the orphanage at Sunny Oaks.

He's a great guy,
you'd like him.

Hey. What are you doing?

Putting the name of the
new partner on the door.

- Partner?
- Yes, go right on in.

- He's open for business.
- Get out of here.

[Lester] Hiya, shamus partner!

Oh, no, Pete! Pete, no!

Not with the crutch, Pete!

- No!
- [grunts]

[groaning]

[thunder rumbling]

Thanks for being
so cooperative, Mr. Callahan.

"Lester March,
six years old.

Lester March,
10 years old with his cat Lester.

Lester and Esther.

The boy we have
named Lester March.

We named him March
because he was found

on the steps of this orphanage
on the 15th of March, 1937

He was about two weeks old
at the time.

That would make him 25.
Just the age of the old man's son.

All we know about the boy was in
the note pinned to his blanket.

Please take care of my son.
Signed, a mother."

What's that?

It's a note written
by the old man's wife,

telling him she was
running away with the boy.

If the handwriting matches,

you may have another errand.

[giggles]

Should I use a gun?

There are laws
against that.

Knife?

Strangulation.

Strangulation. I just
love strangulation.

No fuss, no muss.

No. No, no, no.

A little bomb. Pow! Pow!

Now you see him,
now you don't.

I got it. Poison.

Poison.
I got a brand new recipe!

You take two parts strychnine,
add a dash of arsenic...

Leopold, I know you're
trying to be helpful.

This has to be
handled with finesse.

Finesse... Finesse, that's how
I got rid of the old man.

Everybody thought he
died a natural death.

Pillow smothering is not for a
young man like Mr. March.

We have to be careful.

And he's up to something, coming in with
that phony television repair story.

[cries]

You won't let me kill him.

You never let me
have any fun.

I'm worried about Cecilia.
She recognized the kid.

Well, I'll get
rid of her, too.

Are you out of your mind?

I've got to marry her first
and qualify for her will.

Then I will let you
have your fun with her.

Oh, I can hardly wait.

It'll be like Christmas
all over again.

I've got it.

An accident.

Mr. March must meet
with an unavoidable

and very fatal... accident.

Ugh, accidents.
Oh, I just love accidents.

Oh...

[laughs]

[phone rings]

[phone continues ringing]

Oh, oh...

Wait a minute.

Hello, Lester's TV
and Radio Repair...

Twenty-four hour, guaranteed
service on all repairs.

What?

Oh, you need some transistors
for your transistor radio, yeah.

Yeah, we deliver.
Where you calling from?

You're in a manhole.

Oh, you're working
in a man... in a manhole?

Oh, you're working
in a manhole.

Yeah. At Fairfax and Second.

- OK.
- I'll be waiting.

[Leopold giggles]

I brought your transistors!

[whistles] Yo!

[engine starts]

That's...
They're here, OK!

Hey, you're on the wrong side.
What are you, in England?

Get over there!

Why you...

Sunday driver!

Litter bug!

Lousy tourist!

Uh, my tubes are broke! All the
transistors. I'll have to get other ones.

[yelling]

[tires squealing]

- Oh, no!
- [laughing]

Oh!

[yelling]

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

♪ Merely to be young
on such a night like this ♪

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

♪ Every little note
is like a lover's kiss ♪

♪ Sweet symbols
in the moonlight ♪

♪ Do you think that
I will fall in love ♪

♪ Perchance ♪

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my darling.
I could listen to you forever.

Sweetheart,
when we get married,

I'll sing for you
every single night.

I can hardly wait.

Oh, darling, my happiness
would be so complete

if only we had found
Charlie's son.

Oh, my darling.
Now, don't upset yourself.

You know we tried.

That boy,
that boy at the gate.

I was so sure.

But sweetheart, sweetheart.
Don't upset yourself.

Now, there was
no boy at the gate,

you just imagined
you saw him.

- No?
- No.

- Oh.
- It's time for bed, Miss Albright.

- Oh.
- [intercom buzzes]

Oh, that must be Leo.
He's back.

Uh-huh.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Come on.

Oh, dear, dear, dear.
Do I have to go?

- Yes.
- All right.

- [humming]
- [buzzing]

Yes, Leopold?

There was a terrible accident
at Fairfax and Second.

A fatal accident?

An unavoidable,
fatal accident.

[phone rings]

Lester's Radio and TV Repair.

- Who is this?
- This is Lester March.

Would you mind snapping it up,
I'm standing in a draft.

[relaxing music]

[man] Oh, beautiful
disciple of Hatha Yoga.

Now that your spirit
is cleansed,

let ours move on
to the next position.

Yes, master.

Get to your feet...

...Slowly, gracefully...

[grunting]

...Beautifully done.

In two days, that creature
of loveliness will be mine.

All mine.

To love and to cherish,

and to share
her millions with.

Till death do she part.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, you've got
a good sense of humor.

You won't think so if you've failed to
exterminate Mr. March today.

Oh, I won't let
you down, chief.

When you and Miss Albright
get back from your ride in the country,

- he'll be in the obituaries.
- I hope so, for your sake.

Keep exercising,
my creature of loveliness,

my symphony.

[man] Dance over to the bench.

Gracefully,

gracefully.

It's time for your medicine,
Miss Albright.

Oh, yeah?

Phew.

Mm. You know,
I'm not even tired.

[inhales]

Miss Albright,
why do you torture yourself this way?

I've got to fit
into my wedding gown.

Oh, just imagine.
In 48 hours, I'll be a blushing bride.

- Take these.
- Oh yeah.

Excuse me, darling.
I dropped that one.

What time is it?

[gasps] Oh, Gregory and
I are going for a drive

in the country. Mm.

- The two of us, all alone.
- Isn't Leopold driving you?

No, he asked
for the day off.

He wants to go hunting
or something.

- Hunting?
- Mm-hm.

[Lester whistling]

Hello Lester.

You better stay away from me

because I'm a jinx,
I'm just bad luck.

You stick around me
and you could wind up

getting run over in
a manhole like I was or...

- Stay away.
- What do you mean?

Well, I just don't want
anything to happen to you, that's all.

If you stand
close enough to me,

you could have a safe dropped
on you, you could get shot at.

Everybody at the
Albright house is gone.

I mean, you and I
could be alone, just you and me.

Would you mind if
I brought a friend?

What do I need him for?
He tossed me out,

I'll go with you by myself.
You don't mind if I bring...

You never know
when you might...

[humming Isn't It Romantic]

Darling, you haven't told me you
love me in five whole minutes.

Well, just being with you
leaves me speechless.

- Oh...
- [phone rings]

Don't answer it, darling.

Might be important
business, sweetie.

Hm.

JLI3122.

What happened?

I was going to knock him
off when Wanda shows up.

- What was she doing there?
- How should I know?

- They left together.
- Well, just stick around.

He's got to
come back sometime.

Come on, don't be afraid.

Well, I'm not usually
alone with girls a lot.

You're interested in
electronics, aren't you?

- Yeah.
- Well, this whole house is just full

of Mr. Albright's
inventions.

Look at this.

Now, this is something
that no home should be without.

- Ooh!
- [giggles]

Look at that thing move!

Is nobody helping that thing?

That's a speedy
son of a gun.

- [Wanda laughs]
- [Lester whistles]

That's got speed to it,
it's not even electric.

It's got a motor but it
ain't pushed without juice.

Ooh.

Oh, that thing!
That thing was chasing me!

It was the real thing
and it...

Ma'am? Who...
That Mr. Albright was a genius

- the way he works, huh?
- He was a wonderful man.

And worth millions.

Lester, what would you do,
if you were worth millions?

- Me? Millions?
- Mm-hm.

I never thought of it.

But I think if...

If I was worth millions,
I would take the money...

and give it to all
the orphans in the world.

And they could afford
to buy new parents.

This is very
interesting here...

Don't you think you ought to
keep some of it for yourself,

I mean, you'd just give
your fortune away?

Wouldn't you want to have some so
you could afford to get married

when the right girl
comes along?

- Who would marry me?
- You'd be surprised.

This is a very interesting
unit over there.

Lester, I want to
ask you something.

Aren't you interested in
anything except electronics?

Well, I heard Mr. Albright had a wonderful
new stereo magneto head, I'd love to see.

[sighs] All right,
if you want to hear stereo.

How about something romantic?

Well... that's all right,
but, I mean, if you have any

- train sound?
- Trains?

I love trains. When I was a kid,
I used to stay up all night

and listen to the sounds
of the night of the train,

wondering where
they were going trains.

Mr. Albright loved trains, too.

He recorded this train
going 90 miles an hour.

So you just brace yourself, because
this is truly, true to life stereo.

Real stereo, it's not one ear
so you hear only a little,

but I want to
hear both a lot.

All aboard!

[train whistle blowing]

Ohhh...

Oh! Oh! Oh!

[yelling]

Tickets, please.

[shouts]

Turn it off. Off. Off!

That's... no more!
Turn that part...

That's the loudest, truest
noise I ever heard, so...

- What's the matter?
- It was the loudest hearing.

I started to see.
When I paid for the ticket.

- Yeah?
- Can you believe that I love you?

Well, sure,
I understand it.

If somebody says that
they love... You love me?

Well, that's not the easiest
thing in the world to believe.

A beautiful girl like you?

What do you want
with someone like me?

I'm not a rich, wealthy
millionaire person.

I'm a plain thing. As a matter of fact,
I'm desperately poor.

I don't care how much
money you have,

I just love you.
I mean, I want to look after you

and see that nothing
ever happens to you.

That's very nice,
I appreciate that.

But how would you want
to look after me?

You don't even know me.
I don't even know who I am.

My name is even
hand-me-down.

Let's get married.
Let's just leave this house right now,

and elope to Las Vegas.

That sounds swell.
It's a terrific idea

except that I was kind of looking
forward to a church wedding.

You know, with the flower
girls and all of that,

and the streamers,
and the rice,

and the cans and shoes
tied to the back of my truck.

You know, all people look
forward to the kind of a thing...

Look, I don't mind
just a simple service...

- Mmm...
- [intercom buzzes]

What happened to the lips?
You started off a good thing?

You left at just the good part.
Ah, you talked me into lips.

Could I have a few...
Just another kiss.

I mean, my lip is
really set for a few more.

Where did she go?
Give me another lip.

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh. Where's your...
What happened to our wedding?

- Shh. Shh. Shh.
- What about the kissing?

Could we have more...
That was good lip.

[gasps]
They're back already.

- Who, what?
- Oh, they can't find you here.

- We've got to hide!
- Why? What did they see?

- Let's see the end of that.
- Come on!

Why are you
trying to hide me?

I'm a friendly person,
I don't mind meeting people.

Come on, don't just
stand there, hurry!

- What about the kissing?
- Never mind the kissing!

What about the kissing?
The kissing is not important?

No, it's very important!

They're coming up the driveway!

- Come on, hurry. Hurry!
- What about the kissing?

- What about the kissing?
- Oh, hurry.

I still don't understand
why we stopped that for.

- [gasping]
- Because when we were downstairs...

Oh, they're coming up
the driveway.

I have to get into my uniform.

- Help me undress.
- Yeah, all right.

Well, first you wanted me to go,
now you want me to help you undress.

I'd be glad to...
Undress!

- Yes, yes.
- This is a zipper.

And then get my uniform
out of the closet.

Uniform out of the closet.
Yeah, OK. I'll get that.

- Where's the closet?
- Hurry! No, it's in here.

- It's in here, sorry.
- In that corner, yes.

A uniform out of the closet.
Here's a uniform.

No, it's a white
nurses uniform.

- Like a nurse, you know?
- It's a white nurse's...

- Yeah.
- Here's a white but it's a small uniform.

No, I'll take that.

Here...
Here's a white.

- Give it to me, quick.
- Here's a white but there's no nurse in it.

Let me... help...

What are you so
nervous about?

Oh, I'm nervous about you.
I mean, I can't tell you now.

I mean, I'm not sure,
but I think I'm sure.

Oh, you're not sure but
you think you're sure.

You're not sure
but you think you're sure?

Lester, Lester,
please believe me

and for your own sake do
what I tell you, will you?

- You're ashamed of me.
- Oh...

Now, do you still think
I'm ashamed of you?

Oh! Get under the bed.

- Yeah, but...
- Get under the bed! Be quiet!

- This bed?
- Yes...

What about the lip?
Can I take the lip with me?

- Stay quiet.
- One kiss...

I'd just like another kiss.
Could you help me get this?

Oh, what a glorious day.

Why did it have to end?

Hello Wanda.
Did you have a nice day.

Oh, yes. I just stayed
in the house and read.

Good!

[clock chiming]

[snoring]

[loud continues]

Shh... Shh, sh.

- [muttering]
- Shh. Shh. Sh.

[continues snoring]

[whistling snore]

- Wanda, wake up, wake up.
- What is it, Miss Albright?

You were snoring. You sounded
just like my brother, Charlie.

I, I was having
a bad dream.

Oh, that's too bad.

I do think you should go back
to bed now, Miss Albright.

- It must be late.
- Mm-hm.

I think I should too.

- Beddy-bye.
- Goodnight.

- Pleasant dreams.
- Goodnight.

[sighs]

[clock chimes]

Well, it's about time.
It all over with?

The jackass never
came back to the shop.

I couldn't sit in
that window any longer.

Where the devil
could he be?

Maybe he's still
out with Wanda.

No, she's here.
She says she's been here all day.

Well, we can take care
of her anytime.

Where the
devil's that kid?

He can't just
disappear into thin air.

There's no doubt about it,
Wanda's got him hidden some place.

Why would she
want to hide him?

Well, maybe she's
found out who he is?

Wants to get her hands
on that money for herself.

How would she find out.

Well, you can't keep
her eyes off her.

Maybe you opened
your big mouth.

There's somebody
out there!

Quick! Electrify the gates!

[giggling]

[yelling]

[shouting]

[yells]

[shouts]

[continues shouting]

Oh, you look beautiful,
Miss Albright.

- Oh, do I really?
- Yes.

Oh, I feel so excited.

Hmm.

Well, what are you
gonna do?

You're the nicest woman
I've ever known.

I'm going to miss you.

I'm going to miss you, too.

Why don't you come
and stay with Gregory and me?

After he marries me,
he may need a nurse.

- [giggles]
- That's very sweet of you,

but no, thank you. You've inspired
me to become a bride, too.

Really? Got a fella?

Wonderful! Oh, you must
invite him to the wedding.

We're going to have
such dreamy music,

and the champagne will bubble,

and the caviar will swim.

Ooh, it'll be such a mess!
[squeals] Ooh.

- What is it, Miss Albright?
- You better loosen up those hooks.

- [gasps]
- Miss Albright.

[sighs] Those hooks may pop so loud
we won't be able to hear the preacher.

- [laughs]
- Wanda, darling,

I think you'd better
run along.

Looks like this is
a big overhauling job.

All right, I have some shopping to do.
See you later.

- Good. Bye.
- Bye.

Come on, doll. Let's go.

Eh...

[car honking]

[honking continuing]

Hey, can't you see a truck is
coming and blowing its horn?!

Shut up!

Shh! I had to tell
them about the truck.

Do you know which boat
is the Lulubell, ma'am?

Quiet,
you'll scare the fish.

I'm looking for
the Lulubell.

I got a very important
job before 12:30,

I've got to fix a TV set
on the Lulubell.

Do you know where it's
parked, the Lulubell?

You don't park boats,
you moor them.

Oh, well, do you know which parking
space the Lulubell is moored in?

- No!
- Thanks anyhow.

- Oh, boy, I got a big one!
- See, I didn't scare of fish.

Here, let me give you a hand.
Let me give you a hand...

- [all chattering]
- Sorry...

I want to give the lady...

I want to give the lady...

[indistinct chattering]

[all laughing]

Faster, faster, faster!

Good boy, just one minute to go.

[ticking noise]

It's a noisy tick tock.

Forgot my tools.

[shouts]

Wow! I got another beauty!

Oh, come on!

[gasping]

Don't worry,
I'll take care of it.

[all chattering]

[shouts]

[all scream]

That's him.
He looks better wet.

What do you know
about the explosion?

It was very loud.

She said you were asking
about the Lulubell.

Yeah, I'm Lester of
Lester's TV Repair.

I got a call to come
down here to the pier.

To fix a TV set
on a Lulubell,

and I had to do it
before 12:30 sharp,

it was very urgently
important.

So, I came down
here to the pier,

and I asked this nice lady where
the Lulubell was parked, moored.

And this... this lady!

This lady saved...!

- I love you, you pudgy lady.
- Who?

I love you. You're a precious
pussy cat, lady.

- What's the matter with him?
- You saved my life.

If you didn't throw
your hook into my pants,

and reeled me in
like a barracuda fish,

I'd have still been on the
Lulubell when it exploded.

You made my living life
no death.

- Oh, no. He's flipped!
- I'm very grateful.

I want to kiss your precious
size 15, dainty feet.

I love you, you're so sweet.

I'm going to fix your TV sets forever
and ever, and even after that.

- Help me.
- I'm going to wash your antennae.

- Take it easy.
- I'm going to clean your tube.

Watch it, buddy.

Let me be grateful.
This lady saved my life.

Let me let her know
I love her!

Why can't I show appreciation?

- Easy, young man!
- I love this lady!

- Whoa boy!
- This fat, pudgy lady made me a fish!

I love that lady!

- Will you let me...
- [screams]

I was...
Lady, you lost your...

[humming]

Oh, that burns in there.

That wasn't wise.

There is an eye burn.

Oh, burn. [hums]

Well, we have another one.

[humming]

That face.

Where'd I see that face?

Nah, it's my imagi...

Could it be that I'm the...

I'm the missing money.

I'm Charles P. Albright, Jr.?

Could I...
Could I be that...

Could I be that lost, rich?

The wealthy...

[mumbles]

That face!

Could I be that man?

Oh! I'm a rich lost!

I found him...

I got... could I...
Nah. Yeah!

I am. If I make a...

What's... I'm that kid!

I'm him! Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry.

Where is he?
I lost him again.

Kid?

Darling?

Oh, Wanda! Hey, Wanda,
you know what I just

found out while I was shaving inside,
what I found...

Oh, hello, dear.
You know what I just found out, Wanda?

Do you know that Charles P. Albright,
Jr. kid who's missing? I'm him.

Missed. I'm the missing.
I'm right under my own nose.

I'm Charles P. Albright, Jr.,
I found out.

- I know.
- No, no. You don't understand.

I'm looking around all over,
and I'm... I'm, I'm.

I'm him, him!
And I...

You knew?

You mean, you knew
who I really was all the time?

I mean, when I say who I was,
the millionaire kid, money, me?

I wasn't sure, at first.

Was it that you weren't sure
at first or was it that you

wanted to tell me
after we were married.

That's not true!
I didn't tell you

you were the missing heir,
because I didn't want you

to run up to that house
and get yourself killed.

- Who would want to kill me?
- DeWitt.

The attorney,
Gregory DeWitt?

Yes. He'd like
to see you dead.

That's why he sent the butler out,
to try to kill you.

Don't you see,
that's why the boat blew up

and the car running over you,
it was the butler!

I think you see too
many mystery movies.

Why don't you just get
yourself another millionaire?

Oh, please believe me.
I just wanted you to get out of town

so you'd be safe.

I wasn't going to marry you until
I told you who you really were.

I only wanted
to protect you.

Yeah, protect me.
I can get a big picture of that.

All right,
then don't believe me.

But will you please call the
police before it's too late.

The only one I'm going
to call is Pete Flint

and tell him he's going to get
the reward for discovering me.

All right, if you won't go
to the police then I will.

Oh no, you don't.

I need you to stay here
and tell Pete who I really am.

- You let me go!
- You stay right here!

I'm going to save you
in spite of yourself.

Yeah, you're going
to stay right here!

Let me go!

- Oh! Let me out!
- [knocking]

Lester! Let me out!

Oh! Please believe me.
I'm telling the truth!

- Lester!
- Hello, Pete?

This is Lester,
don't hang up.

I found the Albright
missing heir.

Oh, I was only trying to save
your life because I love you.

Please, Lester,
open it up!

Lester?
OK, where is he?

Pete, I solved the caper
all by myself.

And you can get the reward,
the $100,000.

So you can pay me
the $25.25 you owe me.

Come on, cut it out.
If you got the Albright kid,

- let's see him.
- You're looking at him.

- Where?
- I am Charles P. Albright, Jr.

And you can call me Charlie.

You brought me all the way out
here to play a lousy gag on me?

I could kick
your brains in.

[choking] No gag!
It's no gag, Pete!

I'm telling you,
I'm Charles P. Albright, Jr.

You can prove it
with the nurse.

- She's back there, she'll tell you.
- What nurse?

The same one who
was at the house?

Yes. She'll tell you.

She'll tell you. Oh...

- She'll tell you.
- OK, where is she?

Right here, Pete.
Here, I got her locked up.

Right in here. Here, she's right in here.
She'll prove what I'm...

She escaped through the window!

Very funny, I ought to shove
you right down the drain.

Let me explain, I was
shaving and the lather.

That's when she wanted
to marry me.

I'm telling you, she can
prove I'm the missing heir.

Boy, you really snapped
your twig, didn't you?

- No, Pete, please.
- Let go of me!

- Let me show you! Pete!
- [yelling indistinctly]

Here look! Here. Pete,
here's what happened.

Here, Pete, I put it here. Pete!
Will you listen?

I just put... Pete!
I'm gonna put, Pete!

I looked like that...
Pete! Pete!

Pete! Pete!
Wait a minute!

Pete, who do I look like?

Pete! Pete, look!

Pete!

I'm the heir. I'm the image
of Charles Albright!

Pete, take a look.
I'm the image of Charles Albright...

- Get down!
- Take a look!

- [yells]
- [shouts]

[chatter]

Drunk driving, eh?
And the hard way, too.

- Piggy back.
- What do you mean, drunk?

I am not! That nut jumped on my windshield.
Arrest him!

- Come on down out of there.
- I'm a millionaire,

I'll buy all of the policeman
ball tickets you got.

- You want a check?
- Come on!

- Get your hands off...
- Get out! You freak.

- Good evening, Mr. March.
- Oh, hello. I'd like to see Mr. DeWitt.

Well, Mr. March,
this is a coincidence.

Leo and I were just
looking for you.

Oh, really?
Is that a fact.

Well, wait until you see the
surprise I got for you two fellas.

What kind of a
surprise, Mr. March?

Oh, Pete,
he thought I was...

He thought I wasn't going to make
a very good private eye shamus,

but meanwhile, I found out something
that he couldn't find out.

Don't tell me you came up here
to shave, Mr. March?

Oh, no. No, I shaved already
and I put on my best suit.

It was while I was shaving that I
found out what I found out about.

Would you plug
this in, please?

Mr. March? I enjoy a joke
as much as the next man,

but this is neither
the time nor the place.

Oh, this is no joke,
it might be a joke on Pete.

You know, 'cause he always thought
I was some kind of a nut,

but he'll be sorry
that he threw me out

and broke my name on the door.
You just watch.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

You wait and see,
it's a surprise!

This is... this is
how I found what it is.

By the way,
did you know that your nurse,

that Wanda,
she's a gold digger?

You know, she told me
if I came up here

and told you about my
surprise, you'd kill me.

[laughs] You'd kill...
Who would want to kill me?

I'm a precious pussy cat,
who would I hurt?

- I wouldn't hurt a...
- [buzzing]

See this?

I found this out while I was shaving,
I didn't realize it.

You see, you just
shave the whole thing,

and then you have to get the...
wait, that's just the beginning.

You've got to see the
best part of what this is

when you see the best part.

This is very good.

You'll notice there's...
My daddy had a bigger head.

See? But I can put
a little head, well...

He might've been
a square head

but if you look
I'm the same kind of head.

He looks like me,
I look like him,

and we look like the
same together, both, see?

Leopold, do you
realize what this means?

We've found Charles Jr.

Yeah.

See, I told you
you'd be surprised.

I bet you're happy now,
you don't have to run around

looking all over for me.

I couldn't be happier.

This is a great day
for all of us, Charles.

Try Junior.

Junior.

Yeah, Junior.
J-U-N-E-Y-O-U-R.

Junior. I like that. Junior.

Well, nothing's going to
be changed around here.

Auntie's going to stay here
and help me protect my money,

and of course, you're going to
stay as my attorney, Mr. Dimwit.

DeWitt.
I always mix up that name.

You might even get a raise.

That's very considerate
of you, Junior.

Think nothing of it.

And, of course,
you'll stay here too, Leopold.

And do whatever you've
been doing around here.

One big happy family, right?

Huh? Get me?

Can't you go any faster?

Well, use your siren.

Calm down, miss.
Calm down.

Calm down?

We may be too late
to stop a murder!

And all because you
wouldn't believe my story

when I first came
in this afternoon.

And we still
don't buy it.

Mr. DeWitt's
a distinguished lawyer.

You're going to get
yourself in trouble

accusing him
of attempted murder.

But it's the truth.

- You wait and see.
- I hope for your sake

someone's being murdered
up at the Albright house.

[dance music playing]

Hurry!

[knocking]

What've you done with Lester?

Lester? There's no Lester here.

You see, I told you
we'd be too late.

No, not at all.
The party's just started.

The welcoming home party
for Charles P. Albright, Jr.

Whoa!

We've just discovered
that Lester March is

Mr. Albright's
long lost son.

Well, Miss? Does that look
like a murder to you?

Murder?

Well, she came in with
some wild story about you

- planning to kill that kid.
- We have to check out all crank complaints.

Poor Wanda. Having another
one of your spells again, eh?

A spell?

[scoffs] I never had
a spell in my life!

She needs treatment.

Why don't you go upstairs
and have a nice, long rest,

and tomorrow
I'll take you to an analyst.

Don't you touch me!
You stay away from me!

Sorry you gentlemen had to
come on a wild goose chase.

It's OK, I hope we didn't
spoil your party.

Goodnight.

Now we're really
in trouble.

The cops saw him,
they know he's the missing kid.

I'm surprised
at you, Leopold.

You don't recognize a blessing in
disguise when you see one.

Both officers saw our young
heir drinking champagne.

That will be in our favor,
when I call them back

with the tragic news that
he drank a little too much,

got a little drunk,
and fell to his death

from the cliff.

[giggles]

Oh, I'm so glad you
believe me, Mr. Flint.

Listen, Lester's my buddy.

I don't want him killed
till I claim the reward.

♪ It's easy to remember ♪

♪ But so hard to forget ♪

♪ So hard to forget ♪

[hums]

Lovely, lovely.

[Cecilia laughs] That was
your daddy's favorite song.

Oh, Daddy.
Dear old Dad.

Oh, don't cry now, Junior.

Think how happy he must
be since we found you.

And he's probably smiling
down at you from heaven.

And tomorrow, you're going to
make my life a heaven on earth.

Oh, darling...

And now, you must get
your beauty sleep.

Tomorrow you must
be ravishing.

So, come along,
beddy-bye.

Oh... [chuckles]

- Goodnight, Auntie.
- Oh, goodnight, Junior.

Goodnight, darling.

Goodnight, everybody.

♪ Easy to remember ♪

♪ And so hard to forget... ♪

[yawns]

Say, where am I
going to sleep?

I hope I get a room
with a view of my money.

I have a place all picked out for you.
Come along.

[yawning]
That's wonderful.

I don't think I'll be able to
sleep, because I'm so excited.

Whenever I'm excited,
I can't sleep.

You will sleep better than
you ever imagined, I assure you.

- Oh...
- Leopold?

Young Mr. Albright
is ready to turn in.

Come along, Mr. Albright.

- I'll drop you off.
- Oh, thank you. Goodnight.

Where we going?
Can I get a room with a roof?

We have a special place reserved
for Mr. Albright's son.

- In case he ever showed up.
- Oh? I room in the guest house?

They have a wonderful
view here, too.

Hey, this estate of mine
is really high.

Hey, I wonder how
far down is mine?

You know a fella could fall
off here and break his neck?

Watch out, Leopold!
Are you crazy?

You should've died
in that manhole!

Manhole?
Were you in that car?

And the Lulubell!

Lulubell?
Leopold, how could you?

You ruined my reputation.

Me, the president of
the Peter Lorre fan club!

Whoa, help! Help!
Help! He's pushing!

Help!

- Help!
- What is it?

- I thought I heard Lester.
- Oh, help!

Yeah, that's Lester, all right.

- Where you going?
- I'm going to help him, come on.

Wait for me!

Help!

- Mr. Flint! Oh!
- [Lester] Help!

Oh, wake up! Wake up!

[grunting]

That man is going
to break my...

- You idiot, what happened?
- He got away!

He can't get away.
Come with me.

Scared of that...

He's in the west corner
of the garden.

The west corner. Which automatic
lawn mower handles that?

- Number six.
- Number six, turn it on.

Ah...

What's that?

Get away!

What is that thing?

- Turn them all loose.
- Here we go.

[giggling]

[screams]

Oh!

Oh!

Whoa!

Oh!

[screams]

[shouts]

It won't be long now.

[screams]

Oh! That thing is going
to bite and murder!

Get away, you lousy...

[shouts]

That thing is going to break

and get... I got
to get out before it bites...

That thing is going to break!
That thing is going to be the worst thing

to bite my life.

[indistinct shouting]

[shouting]

That thing is here
to bite my...

No, no! No.

We've got him!

Direct him to the cliff.

Be careful!
[shouting indistinctly]

Watch out!

Are you all right, Mr. Flint?

[muffled] Yeah, I'm fine.

Shut off the controls,
turn it off!

How can I, chief?

[both shouting indistinctly]

Come on, chief, come on!