All language subtitles for Doom Patrol 4.07.720p.10bit.WEBRip.2CH.x265.HEVC-PSA_Track03

[theme music playing]

-[alarm blaring]
-[electronic voice]
Intruders detected.

Intruders detected.

[Laura's voice echoes]

Okay, you need to help me
pick up this twat's scribblings
so that we can skedaddle.

Rita, I realize
that you're having

some kind of a dis-associative
episode right now,

but would you please
re-associate and...
and fucking help me?

Bendy, please!

[woman over PA system]
Would the death squad
report to cell block D?

Death squad to cell block D.

[whispers]
Death squad.

-[PA system] Thank you.
-[Rita] Maybe we should.

Yeah, maybe.

But, how do we...

Oh, I've got it. I've got it.

[electronic voice]
Intruders detected.

-[alarm continues blaring]
-Intruders detected.

Intruders detected.

Intruders detected.

[Rita] Can't you
move any faster?
We're completely exposed here.

[Laura] I'm a suitcase!

-[Laura] Bloody ball sacks!
We've got company.
-[Rita] Is it the death squad?

-[Laura shushes]
-[Rita] Shit! Shit! Shit!

[squad member]
Colonel Samsonite.

[electronic voice]
Intruders detected.
Intruders detected.

[Laura laughing]

[electronic voice]
Intruders detected.

So, how's that plan
coming along, Clifford?

[Cliff] Got 'em right
where I want 'em.

[Vic] What are you guys
even doing here?

How about a thanks
for coming to help your
captured asses?

[Cliff] Technically,
we only came to get
Jane's longevity back.

But we probably would've tried
to help you. If there was time.

[Vic] Right, sorry.
Thanks for the help.

When did you plan
on starting, by the way?

With the helping. Just wanna
make sure I don't miss it.

[Derick] Look,
we're all stuck in here now.

Maybe instead
of picking at each other,

we can try to be
more solution oriented.

Find a way
how to get outta here.

Who's got ideas?

You telling us how to do
superhero shit?

You fucking Boy Scout.
[chuckles]

-Don't fuck with our process.
-Yeah. [laughs]

Welcome to my world.

Ay, but let me know when you
guys want a problem solved.
'Cause I have an idea.

[scoffing] What the fuck
is that?

A rock.

[rumbling]

-Oh yeah! Rock beats scissors,
motherfuckers! [laughs]
-Nice!

Not bad, for a normie.

Told ya I had 'em
right where i wanted 'em.

[grunts]

Let's go get my
stolen longevity.

What about Larry?

Oh, right.

Ay, we got him.

[Cliff] Sweet.

Smell you fools later.

[Laura] Oh, my God.
My insides feel so weird.

Like my liver's where
my lungs should be.

Did you move anything around
when you were inside me?

We said we don't know
that he's dead.

We don't know that he's not.

You know, when you kill a fly,

what do you see?

Bit of blood, some white goo.

Maybe a broken leg or two
mixed in with some crumpled
wings that may never fly again.

Point is, is that if he, you
know, he really had killed him,

then there'd be, you know,
he'd have left something
disgusting behind.

Like blood.

Feces, droplets of urine
sort of thing.

You mean, like this?

[mouthing] Fuck.

Um...

You know what?
We should just focus
on something else.

Like this mountain of papers
we brought back.

Maybe there's something in here
that will tell us about this,
you know, Immortus fellow.

Um, we may have more immediate
fish to fillet.

[Reads note] Gone to Orqwith
for J's longevity.

And rescue Larry
if there's time.

That's it.
Larry's longevity, gone.

Well, we don't know
that for sure.

It's Larry.
Trust me, it's gone.

[sighs]

Cliff's officially the last
longevital man standing.

Uh-uh. And he's just marched
his metal tuchus into
the lion's den.

We have to go after them.

-Does this note tell us how
they got there?
-No.

It's a stupid note.
This is a stupid note.

Okay. Well, fine.
Back to plan A.

We'll go through Wally's papers
and, uh, see if there's...
there's a map or something.

Some kind of map that would
give us, um, you know...

Best of luck to you.

Um, okay, where...
where are you going?

Upstairs. To quietly expire.

Right. Well, you go
enjoy your nap.

Whilst I look
at this shite art.
I mean, what the fuck?

[Cliff] Okay, I get we're
looking for your longevity.

But what the fuck does your
longevity even look like?

[Jane] Fuck if I know.

[Cliff] What
do you remember?

Purple.

Purple, wha... That's it?
That's all you remember?

I was a fucking baby!

-[Cliff] Oh, shit.
-[Jane] And there it is.

How the fuck are we
gonna get past these

beauty school dropouts?

Also, how do they dress
themselves. Or pee?

What?

Hey! Edward Scissorfucks!

Listen up, fuckos!

Back away from the lava lamp.

Or I'll fuck the tinman's
longevity into kingdom come.

-Tinman, really?
-Shut up, R2-dipshit.

That's my girl.

[Wally]
No need for that, friend.

[Cliff] What the fuck?

You again?

I have something to offer you,
Mr. Steele.

A world of possibilities.

[Cliff] Fuck's that supposed
to mean?

It doesn't fucking matter
because we're not
fucking interested.

-Yeah.
-So you can go fuck yourself
into oblivion.

Fuck yeah!

Is that true, Cliff?

Are you not interested
in seeing the limitless
potentialities

that Immortus has to offer you?

-Mm.
-A future, Cliff.

Which, from what I understand,
you don't have much of
at the moment.

[Cliff] Um...

Fucking A right, he's not
interested. Tell 'em, Cliff.

-Err...
-Cliff!

I mean, we could, just,
you know, just listen
to the guy, right?

[Jane] What? What the fuck
are you talking about?

[Cliff sighs] Go on.

Hey, is that something?

[Vic] I know that blue glow.
That's Larry and Keeg.

[Deric] So how do we
get around those guys?

[Vic] Man, I fucking hate
those guys.

Can you drop some
more boulders?

[Derick] Nah, there's
too many of 'em.

You wanna get to your boys,

we're gonna have to fight.

My arm cannon?
Why'd you draw that?

Are you kidding me?
'Cause it's fucking dope.

Damn...

Here, you take it.

Thanks, but... I was
thinking it might look
pretty badass on you.

Really?

Yeah.

-[cannon whooshes]
-Oh my... [laughs]

Yo, this does feel nice.

So what about you?
What's your weapon of choice?

-[knock at door]
-Go away!

Does go away mean something
different in Scotland?

Yes, it means stop being
a silly old sausage

and help me build
an interdimensional portal
to Orqwith.

I beg your pardon?

I found the schematics

in creepy Walt Disney's
doodlings.

I also found the parts we need,
and a few we don't,
if you know what I mean.

Now all I need is Y-O-U.

Which spells you.

It's always best to have
a second set of eyes

when you're attempting
to rip a hole into space time,

that's what I always say.

The thing is,
as it turns out, I'm lousy
at this superhero business.

And I'm far too busy feeling
unmoored and useless
to build a portal today.

Oh, now, come on, Bendy.
That's not how I see it.

You know, we would've never
gotten into the Ant Farm
if it wasn't for you.

Where I proceeded to erase
out of existence our best bet
at finding information

on Immortus and recapturing
our longevity.

True. And we found
a schematic, which will
get us to the place

where Immortus is being raised,
so we can find actual Immortus.

So let's get
a-building, sister.

Whoa, there we go!
And she's back.
Elasti is back.

How could you let me go
to the Ant Farm with you?

You insisted, remember?

But you're the leader.
You should've exercised
better leadership.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Have you any idea
how upset I was

when Wally was smooshed
out of existence?

You know, I was gonna rescue
him from the miserable life
that I sentenced him to.

Are you telling me I've ruined
your chance to redeem yourself

with the person you ordered
to kill my lover?

Whoa there, Nelly.

Let's just press that cancel
and continue button, shall we?

Because, you know what?
You and I were good.

We were on the path
to goodness.

Remember?
Little girls, holding hands?
Sweet as sugar pie?

Let's not let one little
smooshy hiccup
take us two steps back.

What do you say?
You know, we could just take
a deep, cleansing breath

and just, you know,
release the tension.

I'm not feeling very in
control of my emotions
right now,

so you might not want to be
in the same room as me.

In fact, I'm feeling
a bit bloaty,
if you know what I mean.

Okay.

-Do you want me to shut...
-[yells] Shut the door!

[door closes]

[Wally] I was miserable
at the Ant Farm.

Imprisoned and forced
to create monstrous weapons.

That's when Niles Caulder
introduced me
to the Immortus project.

Of course, Niles was involved
in this shitshow.

Fucking Niles.

He said there was a piece
of an ancient, immortal being
somewhere in the world.

He wanted me
to create a creature
that could sniff it out.

Like one of those
corpse-sniffing dogs?

Yes, exactly. Very good, Cliff.

What?

At first, I refused.

But then, he told me
about the girl
with powers like mine.

He needed a piece

of this being to protect her.

It was a chance for me
to finally do something good.

[Donkey braying]

What the fuck?

Months after,
Niles returned to tell me

Peanut Butter was successful.

-The fuck's Peanut Butter?
-The donkey, dipshit.

-Oh.
-[Wally] Niles showed me
the piece

of this immortal being.
The Lord Immortus.

-That's when I saw it.
-What?

Everything.

-Everything?
-Immortus can create
new possibilities

for everyone.

All that's left now,
is you, Cliff.

I want you to see for yourself

what I saw.

The possibilities.

I don't know what to say,
except fuck that, and fuck you.

Booyeah.

You ready?

Hell yeah.

[chuckles]

Oh.

Who wants a taste?

Eat shit, you motherf...

Whoa!

I'm all good, man.
[coughs]

Get 'em, Vic.

[clanking]

[grunting]

-You okay, D?
-[groans] I think
I broke my ass.

Not as easy as it looks, huh?

Nope. Ugh.
Not like that at all.

-Here, take it.
-No.

What? What do you mean, no?
Bro, they're coming.
Just take it.

I said no!

Is that Niles' longevity
necklace?

It is. I got it from
a fellow acolyte.

Touch it.

And see your possibilities.

Whatever.
Touch the stupid thing.

So George RR Windbag can
shut the fart up and we can
get the fuck out of here.

Really? 'Cause a minute ago,
you told him to fuck
himself sideways.

Do you wanna touch
this weirdo's shriveled up
dick charm or not?

-Okay.
-Cool.

The fuck?

[grunting]

I got your back, D.

Put your weight on your
back leg to absorb the kick.

Use the top of
the notch to aim.

Fire!

Nice!

[both grunting]

Damn it!

[both panting]

Let's go get Larry.

[muttering indistinctly]

Fucking hell.

Ah!

Wow, she lives,

she moves.

Feeling better?

[groans softly]

-How about now?
-[sighs]

Okay, sulking
begets more sulking.

So it's time you got
back on the proverbial.

I'm not sulking.

Just reached a realization,
which I'm embracing
wholeheartedly.

Everything I touch
turns to shit.

Not literally.

That would be disgusting.

But it... In some ways,
it would be better

than how I actually
turn things to shit.

Hmm, okay, well, you know Rita,
my personal track record
isn't that much better.

I have failed at most
things I've tried.

Revenge against Niles.
Joining the Brotherhood
of Evil.

Being a good friend
to the only people
I've ever really cared about.

But the thing is, in life you
are either trying to head up
or trying to head down.

And sometimes just trying
has got to be good enough.

Now our friends are in trouble,
and I would rather fail

at trying to save them
than succeed at doing nothing.

When we were trapped
in my movie and you
didn't try to save me,

was that you trying
to head up or trying
to head down?

I wanted to help,
but I couldn't.

I couldn't figure out how.

So, I had a few drinks to get
the creative juices flowing

and instead, I came up
with creative ideas
on how to continue drinking.

But, um...

[clicks tongue]

You're right to remind me
of that failure, too.

[sighs]

[clears throat]

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

And sometimes I think that
the universe is conspiring
to keep us enemies.

I was thinking maybe
we shouldn't let it.

Fuck the universe.

-[glasses clinking]
-[chuckles]

I don't know what the fuck
this is, but I'm glad
you came with me.

I didn't want
to come here, dipshit.

I was trying to gank
the longevity necklace.

Why?

For longevity, asshole!

Isn't that why we're here?

-What about Larry?
-Him, too.

What the fuck?

Paper goods,
the worst aisle.

This is my
world of possibilities.

Forget all this.

We need to get
the hell out of here.

Yep.

Dad!

Clara?

Is Rory with you?

-What?
-Dad, where the hell is Rory?

-Uh, oh...
-Cliff, this isn't real.

Uh, he's not with you?

Does it look like he's with me?

You were supposed
to be watching him.

-Cliff.
-Rory! Rory, honey!

What is this?

This is bullshit,
is what it is.

-But... but...
-But... but, this is a lie.

Okay? Don't get sucked in.

Yeah.

Dad, help me.

-Cliff. Don't--
-Coming, sweetheart!

Fuck!

[Derek] That was so dope!
Why would you ever wanna
give this hero gig up?

[chuckles]

Hey, you know,
Calvin and Marcus
could have seen us.

Uh-huh.

Man, bro. You still don't know
what this means to people.

You're right. I don't.

Back home, you were
bigger than Superman.

Great.

Yo, what's up, man?

Doesn't this mean
anything to you?

Yo, man, I'm so sick
and tired of hearing

what being Cyborg means
to you and everyone else.

Do you want to know
what my tech meant to me?

It meant waking up
from the darkest,
emptiest sleep I ever had,

to a body that
I didn't even recognize
and a face that wasn't mine.

Yo, I lost everything.

My mom, football, girls,
and my friends.

That's such bullshit.

You never lost us. You left us.

You really don't think
I wanted to see you guys?

That I needed you?

Shit, you was my family.

I couldn't even look
myself in the face.

So how could I have
possibly faced y'all?

I didn't know.

I'm sorry.

Come on, man.

[Vic] Hey,

Vic and... friend.

Derick.

What... What are you
guys doing here?

C'mon, I know
you wanna say it.

Really?

Bro, this is a once
in a lifetime opportunity.

Come with us
if you want to live.

I don't think so.

Well, that... that looks
fucking terrifying,
is how it looks.

[Rita laughs]

It looks like the door
to a nightmare.

It does, it does, and we're
going to go through it,
like fucking morons.

Like fucking morons!

Not morons, like superheroes.

[both laughing]

I've actually got
something to tell you.

-Oh, God, that sounds serious.
-Mm-hmm.

It is... It is quite serious.

By the way, um, I...

you know when you would
treat me particularly poorly,
which was quite often...

-Mm.
-I would do a secret naughty
thing with your toothbrush.

I don't need to know.
[chuckles]

I would transform
myself into a wee beaver

with big beaver teeth,
big nasty beaver teeth,

and I would shove it
right up my wee...

I would shove it... Shove it!
Right up my wee beaver-beaver.

[both laugh]

[claps] I see.

[softly] I'm so sorry.

Well, I suppose, um...
[clears throat]

I have something
to confess to you as well.

Hmm. Is it?
Is it about a toothbrush?

[laughs]

Wally isn't the first person
that I've killed.

Killed The Brain too.
Murdered, to be more accurate.

And I don't feel
remotely bad about it.

I'm not feeling entirely
bad about Wally either.

And yes, I did
watch him kill Malcolm,

but one would think
that a normal person would have
more than a pang of guilt, hmm?

Well but, who's to say
you're not normal?

Hey, who's to say?

I... [chuckles nervously]
also...

[clears throat]

killed a sleazeball producer.

[clears throat] Again,
accidentally, and again,
without much remorse.

Apparently, a superhero
doesn't make a habit

of killing people,
accidentally or otherwise.

So, it just
all might have been

a fool's errand
for me to try to become one.
[chuckles]

Oh, all of this, why I keep
rambling on is just to say,

I am in no particular position

to have judged you so harshly
after all this time

when I am basically
as bad as you. [chuckles]

As bad as me?
Well, I think
you might be worse.

'Cause you are
a fucking serial killer.

For fuck's sake.

[both laughing]

Yes.

Yes, you are.

You're a fucking serial killer.

I mean... [mimics stabbing]
you know.

[Rita laughs]

What... What is left to do
on this nightmare door?

We dab wacky Wally's green ink.

Oh.

A little dab here
and a little dab there.
[chuckles]

-[Laura sighs]
-There could be anything

on the other side
of this horrific door.

Our friends
are on the other side of it.

[imperceptible]

Okay, after you,
Ms. Wuornos.

[chuckles]

-No, after you.
-After you.

-After you.
-After you.

[Rita] Wait.

Rory, come here, buddy.

-Rory? Rory!
-Cliff, stop!

This isn't real.
None of this is fucking real!

That's not your daughter.
We're not in Trader Blow's,

and you already know
where Rory is.

I know it's not real.

But, it's my possibility,
and I wanna know
what the fuck it is.

God damn it!

If you're going
to be a fucking idiot,
well, can you at least

swing by the home goods aisle
and get a knife or something?

We're going to need it
when we get back to Dorkwith.

[man] That's fucking heavy.

Grab that.

Rory!

[young boy singing
over intercom]

♪ I gotta touch you ♪

♪ Cause baby we'll be ♪

-Rory!
-Shit.

♪ In the old man's Ford
Behind the bushes ♪

♪ Till I'm screamin' for more!
More! More!
Down the basement ♪

♪ Lock the cellar door
And baby ♪

He's all grown up.

What the fuck, Rory?
Are you trying to destroy me?
Because it's working.

-He's fucking perfect.
-Cliff, stop right-fucking-now!

He's only like this
when you're around, Dad.

You've undermined
my parenting at every turn.

And now my child
doesn't respect me.

When has a fantasy sequence
ever worked out for us?

Pop-pop!

Rory! Rory!

What happened? Where'd he go?

He's right where you left him.

He's waiting for you.

And you can enjoy
the formative years

of his life with sound
body and mind.

But it's a possibility
only Immortus can provide.

-[grunts]
-Argh.

What are you doing?
Let's get the fuck out of here.

[Jane] What? No!

Cliff.

You stupid metal asshole!

Don't do this! Don't--

Don't hurt her.

Cliff, you know what this means
for the rest of us, right?

We're your family too, Cliff.

You fucking moron!

Please!

Rory needs you.

I need you.

God! Cliff, please!

[rumbling]

[ground shaking]

Guys,

something's happening.

Safe travels, fellas.

Larry, stop screwing around.

I'm not screwing around.

Look, you need to understand
that what Keeg saw
in the future was not good.

So not good that
he'd rather stay here
in this phony hellhole,

if there's a chance
we can avoid it.

And I cannot and will not
let another child of mine down.

I'd rather die
than do that again.

Okay, look, this is important
to Keeg and you're trying to be
a good dad. I get it.

But something really
not good is going to happen
right here, right now.

You're willing to risk
your life for Keeg's wish,
and that's fine.

But are you willing
to risk his life too?

[sighs] Hey, pal.

-Come on, let's go!
-[Dr. Janus
and Torminox chanting]

Get up!

We can break free.
We can still do this.

Please don't let
this be the end!

[chanting continues]

I know I'm putting my faith
in a whole lot of nothing.

But, I'm doing this
for you, Rory.

[oven mitt Rory] Are you?

[Immortifier pulses]

[Jane screaming] No! Cliff!

[whirring stops]

[exhales]

[Wally] Can you feel it?

The time is upon us.

Immortus is nigh!

[Torminox and Dr. Janus
chanting]

[Rita and Laura laughing]

Hello! Is anybody home?

[Laura] Someone order a rescue?

Oh, wow!

It's like a disco in here.

Ooh, hey, there's Cliffy!
Let's go rescue him.

Ooh yes, let's go get Cliffy.

-We are your Rescue Rangers.
-It's time to go, right?

It's too late.
You can't stop it.

Stop that shit. Stop that shit.

-Nuts to that.
-Yes, nuts!

[both speaking gibberish]

[grunts]

[groans]

[groans]

Who in the ginger fuck are you?

Casey?

Father, you don't
have to do this.

How can this be?

I never brought you to life.

No. You just drew me
into an endless war
with my father.

She gave me life.

Jane.

-Are you all right?
-What the hell are you
doing here?

Are you Wally Sage?

You're the girl.

Niles' girl.

It's all come full circle.

This is meant to be.

-[rumbling]
-This is it!

Immortus is here!

[Dr. Janus and Torminox
chanting] Immortus! Imm...

[bubbling]

Oh, uh.

Did we do this?

I think... I think we might.

We saved everyone! Yay!

Wait, wait, wait,
what about the booze?

What about the booze?

[both yelling]

[chanting imperceptibly]

Immortus!

[rumbling]

Immortus is here!

Hey, you guys.

Isabel Fucking Feathers?

What the fuck?

[shrieking]

[theme music playing]