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How'd it go?
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They've got a 48 to 52 male/female
ratio, which is great.
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A strong liberal arts program and
the Olin Arts Center for music.
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The usual programs abroad
are China, India...
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You're just applying.
Already you're leaving?
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It's an option, Dad. Junior year.
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What'll you study in India?
How not to get diarrhea?
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They don't require SAT scores,
but mine are high.
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Socially, I don't know.
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I heard there's a saying:
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"Bates is the world's most expensive
form of contraception."
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What kind of talk is that?
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The girls at the other colleges put out?
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Oh, my God.
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It's pretty, huh?
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Yeah.
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Two to go. Colby up.
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Dad, how come you didn't finish college?
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I had a semester and a half at Seton Hall.
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Yeah, and...?
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My parents didn't stress college.
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They were working-class people.
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How come they were anti-education?
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They weren't "anti."
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You can't lay it all off on them.
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I got into trouble when I was a kid.
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- I heard.
- You did?
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In Waterville, dine at the Stone House.
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Serving the freshest Maine lobsters.
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Come see our new salad bar,
featuring a wonderful...
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Are you in the Mafia?
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- Am I in the what?
- Whatever, organized crime?
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That's crap. Who told you that?
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I've lived in the house all my life.
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I've seen police come,
I've seen you go out at 3 a.m.
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You never seen Doc Cusamano
go out at 3 a.m. on a call?
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The Cusamano kids ever find $50,000...
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...and a .45 while hunting for Easter eggs?
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In the waste management business,
everybody assumes you're mobbed up.
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It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.
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You're the last person
I want to perpetuate it.
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Fine.
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There is no Mafia.
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All right, look...
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...Med, you're a grown woman.
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Almost.
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Some of my money...
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...comes from illegal
gambling and whatnot.
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How does that make you feel?
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At least you don't keep
denying it like Mom.
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Kids in school think it's neat.
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Seen The Godfather, right?
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Casino we like.
Sharon Stone, '70s clothes, pills.
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I'm not asking about those bums.
I'm asking about you.
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Sometimes I wish you
were like other dads.
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But then like, Mr. Scangarelo,
for example.
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An advertising executive for big tobacco.
Or lawyers? Ugh.
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- So many dads are full of shit.
- I'm not?
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You finally told the truth about this.
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Look, Med, part of my income comes
from legitimate businesses.
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The stock market...
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Look, Dad, please.
Don't start mealy-mouthing.
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How's my sweetheart?
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I'm so pissed, I can hardly see.
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You getting the flu?
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- No. That's my cousin, Svetlana.
- The amputee?
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Two months she's only in America,
and she's already getting married.
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You knew the deal. I got two kids.
We talked about this.
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Yes, and a wife whenever you want.
What do I have in my life?
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Am I glad I called.
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Fuck you, then! Hang up!
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How are the whirlpool jets?
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Don't throw up in my face
things you buy me.
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Her prosthetic leg fell off in a Gap store...
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...and he carries her out like a knight...
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...in a white satin armor.
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I gotta go, my daughter's coming.
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Jesus!
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How you feeling?
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Better, actually. Fever just broke.
I miss you two.
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- How's the interviews going?
- Good, real good.
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Did she like Bates?
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Anything to get her
off of this Berkeley kick.
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What the fuck?
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Tony?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Look, I'll call you from the motel.
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Meadow! Come on!
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- Come on, get in.
- Okay, okay, what's the rush?
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Jesus, Dad!
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What's going on?
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I think I saw an old friend.
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You know that guy?
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Maybe not. Probably not.
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Then what?
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Dad, slow down!
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- Jesus, what's with you?!
- It's all right.
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Fucking maniac!
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- What's going on?
- Just fooling around.
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Colby! Turn!
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Colby! Turn left, it's left!
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Dad!
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That's because you're talking.
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This gets us to Colby anyhow.
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Dad, that's our motel.
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Our motel's right there.
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- Did you know that guy?
- It wasn't him.
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Bada-bing.
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Take this number down.
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Now? It's pouring.
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207-555-0185.
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Bonjour. Room service est arrivé.
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Why, thank you, kind sir.
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What? You said poached eggs.
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You're not eating, after all that work?
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My eyes were bigger than my stomach.
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Why don't you go over
to Jason's, play Nintendo.
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Nope, no kisses. Cooties.
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I'll be back in an hour.
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Okay.
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Oh, motherfucker.
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Motherfucking shit.
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I'm not sure, but I think
I saw Fabian Petrulio.
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- Refresh my memory.
- Before your time?
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Made guy, flipped 10 years ago.
He got busted for peddling H.
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Took out a lot of people.
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People from our outfit.
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My old man was sick.
He never recovered when he heard.
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You saw this guy?
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I'm saying I think I did,
but I'm not sure.
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Up in Maine? What the fuck?
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He was in the witness-protection
program. Then they kicked him out.
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He goes to colleges and gets paid...
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...to talk about what
a big Mafioso he was.
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Piece of shit.
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We partied, but Jackie
Aprile knew him good.
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They did time in Lewisburg.
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You know that bust in his
rec room with Sinatra?
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Febbie made it in a prison workshop.
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That was Frank?
I always thought it was Shaquille.
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Fucker needs to practice on lips.
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I know. Anyway, run these plates for me.
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Go ahead.
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"Maine, DX66920," call you
back tonight at 10, all right?
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What's wrong with the phone in your room?
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Nothing. Just taking a walk, saw it,
figured I'd call Christopher.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Everything okay?
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They got a leak in the roof, all right?
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- Who is it?
- Father Phil.
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Just a second. Oh, Jesus.
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- Oh, my God. Look at you!
- I hope I'm not barging in.
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No. I was watching TV.
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I was at the clothing drive.
I thought you were in Maine.
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Your Moschino peddle-pusher
suit, it flew out of there.
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Good, good, good!
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Anyway, Jean Cusamano said you were ill.
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Yes, I was.
The flu that was going around.
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- Yipes!
- Yeah, I still have a little fever.
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I also have a confession to make, Carm.
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I have a jones for your baked ziti.
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I have some in the freezer.
I can reheat it.
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It's so much better that way.
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- The mozzarella gets nice and chewy.
- I like that.
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I was having some Fernet.
Would you like something?
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Some wine, if it's open.
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So how's Med and Tony's trip going?
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I should know? He doesn't have time
to talk to me for two minutes.
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Stop staring.
Why are you doing that?
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It's an exciting time.
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I can't tell you how proud I am.
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A real student at Casa Soprano.
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And she looks like a model
out of Italian Vogue.
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Italian, Italian, Italian.
Thank you.
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You're up to something.
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How'd you get so cynical?
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That stuff we talked about.
How's that sitting with you?
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Not like I wasn't 90% sure already.
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What about your brother?
Does he know?
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I think so.
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There was a time when Italian people
didn't have a lot of options.
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You mean like Mario Cuomo?
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Sorry.
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I put food on the table.
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My father was in it, my uncle was in it.
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Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself.
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Considered myself a rebel.
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Being a rebel in my family would
have been selling patio furniture.
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In college, nothing interested you?
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I barely got in.
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Well, I kind of liked history.
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Yeah?
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Napoleon, The Roman Empire.
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The Potsdam Conference, that stuff.
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The Potsdam Conference?
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- Potsdamned if I know now.
- Oh, my God.
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I have something to tell you.
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Yeah?
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You're not...?
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No. Jesus.
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A couple of weeks ago, me and some
friends, we were doing speed.
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- We did a lot for a while.
- You what?
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It was just between homework and SATs
and the general pressure of life...
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We needed something.
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- That crap'll kill you!
- I know.
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I ought to slap you.
Where'd you get it?
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If I knew I'd get a lecture,
I wouldn't have told.
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Reality check! What do you think I'd say?
Where did you get it?
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I'm not telling.
Especially after this reaction.
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Why did you tell me?
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You were honest with me today.
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I won't do it again.
It got too scary.
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Jesus, right under my nose.
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You'd think you'd know.
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No, Dad. You won't.
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Well, I'm glad you told me.
In spite of everything.
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I'm glad too. I'm glad we have
that kind of relationship.
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Tony hates building fires.
219
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We have this beautiful fireplace with logs
from when Lincoln split them.
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Fear of fire is good to keep out of hell.
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Well, maybe there is hope for him.
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I got something for you.
It's what we were talking about.
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The chapter on Buddhism is spectacular.
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But I don't want you going over to them.
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Fat chance. I could never just sit
on the floor and think of nothing.
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- Thank you.
- Sure.
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You'll see how Islam has gotten
a bad rap in current culture...
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Boy, this Chianti, though,
is beyond reproach.
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Word up.
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- Dad.
- I thought you fell in.
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This is Carrie and Lucinda.
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They go to Colby.
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Why not hang out with them?
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Dad.
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What better way to learn
about the college?
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Yeah, maybe.
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No, that'd be cool.
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Please excuse him.
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No, really, we love to dish the school.
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Go ahead.
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No drinking. Girls, you see
that she sticks to Cokes.
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I'll come back in an hour and a half.
Be good.
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- What have you got?
- Wet shoes.
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Don't want to work in the rain,
try out for the Yankees.
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The car is registered
to Fredrick Peters...
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...38 Washington Street,
Waterville, Maine.
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It's off Route 201. I looked it up.
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Fredrick Peters, Fabian Petrulio.
Good match, huh?
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I guess, I don't know.
T, what are you going to do?
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I don't know. I got Meadow here.
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Jesus.
252
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,055
If you want, I'll fly up
and take care of it.
253
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,224
Ah, you're a good kid.
254
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,852
You stay put. Call Pussy or Paulie.
255
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,688
- They can but I can't?
- Don't be sensitive.
256
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,107
They had a friend die
in prison due to him.
257
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:29,567
I'll let them know.
258
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,862
I gotta do my homework
and positively I.D. this guy.
259
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,530
I thought it was him.
260
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,866
I haven't seen him in 12 years.
261
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,620
I'll call you around midnight. Sit tight.
262
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,754
You think I'm a schnorrer?
263
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,422
A who?
264
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:56,427
Yiddish. Means somebody who always
shows up in time for free grub.
265
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,721
No, you're here a lot.
266
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,432
But you're a man, you like to eat.
267
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,686
I can't get over you with that Yiddish.
268
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:10,733
My neighborhood in Yonkers was mixed
Jewish and Italian, you know?
269
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,027
A heady brew.
270
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,737
What does that mean, "heady"?
271
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:18,991
You know, melting pot. Vigor.
272
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:25,998
Hello.
273
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,750
I'm calling for Tony Soprano.
274
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,502
Cajun stuffed olives?
275
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,003
Who can I say is calling?
276
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,588
This is Dr. Melfi.
277
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,256
His nurse?
278
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,259
No, is this Mrs. Soprano?
279
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,512
That's right, and you are?
280
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,639
Jennifer Melfi. Dr. Melfi?
281
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,225
Jennifer, lovely name.
282
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,644
He's not home.
283
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,064
Could I impose on you to tell him...
284
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:54,360
...I need to reschedule Monday's appointment?
I'm down with the flu.
285
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,945
Does he have your number?
286
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,863
Let me give it to you.
287
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,574
I lost my pencil, up his ass.
288
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,535
I'll tell him you called.
289
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,670
Why does he have to lie?
290
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,465
Why couldn't he tell me
his therapist is a woman?
291
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,719
Maybe he did tell you,
and you didn't hear him.
292
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,597
Why wouldn't he tell me,
unless he's screwing her?
293
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,891
Carmela, please.
294
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,561
I thought he was changing.
295
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:33,315
I thought therapy would help clear up
the fucking freak show in his head.
296
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,193
I'm sure you're wrong about them.
297
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,071
Therapy is a start. It's a good start.
298
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,491
But, yes, it doesn't fix the soul.
299
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,828
He'll need help from other
sources to repair that.
300
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,497
Then you talk to him! You help him!
301
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,791
But, well, there you go.
302
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,918
I mean, will he listen?
303
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,506
He must be a very unhappy man.
304
00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:02,219
He's unhappy?!
Sleep is my number one... Ah, shit!
305
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,556
Why go into it?
306
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,873
- Mommy!
- Yes, bear?
307
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,292
Would you put me to bed? I'm scared.
308
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,127
Sure, honey, hold on.
309
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,547
- I thought she was sleeping.
- Well, she woke up.
310
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:41,801
Daddy's gonna come too.
We'll both put you to bed.
311
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,803
- Hurry, Daddy.
- Yeah, yeah.
312
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:22,049
These red pepper flakes
make all the difference.
313
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,759
Spicy.
314
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:29,098
As good as Willem Dafoe was,
I cannot picture that Jesus looked like him.
315
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,183
Could you pass the cheese?
316
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,936
Not that he didn't do well...
317
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,938
...but the story's confusing.
318
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,732
He gets down off the cross?
319
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,404
Originally, Bobby D.
was to have that role.
320
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,072
Really?
321
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,199
Different picture.
322
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,285
Oh, totally.
323
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,788
"You talking to me, Pilate?
324
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:56,292
You must be talking to me.
I don't see nobody else here...
325
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,003
...except Barabbas, here."
326
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,297
You know what's remarkable?
327
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,466
If you take everything Jesus
ever said, add it up...
328
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,635
...it amounts to two hours of talk.
329
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,137
No!
330
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,848
I heard the same thing about the Beatles.
331
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,768
Except if you add up all their songs,
it comes to 10 hours.
332
00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:19,857
Yes.
333
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:25,321
It wasn't just what Christ
said, it was his deeds.
334
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,948
See, that's my question.
335
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:31,869
I understand what he did, but a lot
of what he said, I don't get.
336
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:37,124
Like, "The sun rises on the just
and the unjust alike?" Why?
337
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,877
Because, Christ was saying
that we're all...
338
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,755
Whores will go to Heaven
before the righteous?
339
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:44,965
That's not right.
340
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,177
Father, we got some major
contradictions here.
341
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,765
It's about love. See it that way.
342
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,683
What does that mean?
343
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,518
It means...
344
00:23:56,894 --> 00:24:00,689
...hopefully someday
we will learn to tolerate...
345
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:04,151
...accept and forgive
those that are different.
346
00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:10,032
Change through love.
347
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,337
I better get going.
348
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,255
Where you going?
You just got here.
349
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,966
It's getting late.
350
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,134
Well, it's pouring rain out.
351
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:32,763
I know you love the DVD player.
I got Remains of the Day.
352
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,976
See, do I know you?
353
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,478
Anything with Emma Thompson.
354
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,563
I didn't know you looked.
355
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,148
What?
356
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,777
To take in through the eyes
a beautiful woman...
357
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:51,949
...is that different than a sunset?
A Douglas fir?
358
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,451
Or any of God's handiwork?
359
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,838
- Hey, Fred.
- Tanky, what do you say?
360
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,174
You gonna give away
homemade cheese this year?
361
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,968
For what they get for cream,
I don't know.
362
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:57,306
Tank, anybody been looking for me
or asking any questions about me?
363
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,141
Big guy, New York sounding?
364
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,976
Is there a problem?
365
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:06,398
No. Dipshit hit me with his boat while
I was tubing on Caribou Lake.
366
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,317
Claims it was my fault.
367
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,195
If he shows up, do you want me to call?
368
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:14,198
Yeah, I wouldn't mind.
Do that, thanks.
369
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,222
No one's asking for you, Fred.
370
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:22,391
All right, Vitus. Thanks.
371
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:08,478
Hello, rat.
372
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,268
Please leave me alone.
373
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,896
Why won't you show me your book?
374
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:53,565
This is my private time.
You're invading it.
375
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,484
Oh, is that so?
376
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,654
- I'm invading your private time, am I?
- Yes.
377
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:03,617
What's in that book?
Come on, let me see.
378
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,996
Or are you protecting me,
is that what you're doing?
379
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,666
Would I be shocked?
380
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,461
Would it ruin my character?
381
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,216
Let me see it.
382
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,031
Father, turn it off. I can't handle it.
383
00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:46,410
What? What is it?
384
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,246
Oh, Father, I'm a terrible person.
385
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:54,501
Oh, no. You're a wonderful woman.
386
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:57,921
It's been building in me.
I need to get it out.
387
00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,881
There's so much in me, I...
388
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:05,554
- I want to...
- Carmela, if I can help, please.
389
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,559
How?
390
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,900
How long since you last confessed?
391
00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:24,072
I, uh...
392
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:26,241
if you'd like, I can do this.
393
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:30,579
You mean here? Now?
394
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:35,751
The whole world is God's house.
He hears and sees everything.
395
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:04,488
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
396
00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:09,659
It has been four weeks since my last confession...
What am I talking about?
397
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,286
That's a lie.
398
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:15,332
I haven't truly confessed in 20 years.
399
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,128
Go on.
400
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:23,090
I have forsaken...
401
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:29,179
...what is right for what is easy.
402
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:36,603
Allowing what I know is evil in my house.
403
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,482
Allowing my children...
404
00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:44,319
...oh, my God, my sweet children,
to be a part of it.
405
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,197
Because I wanted things for them.
406
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:50,784
Wanted a better life. Good schools.
407
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:53,328
I wanted this house.
408
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:58,333
I wanted money in my hands,
money to buy anything I ever wanted.
409
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,293
I'm so ashamed.
410
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,929
My husband...
411
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,892
I think he has committed horrible acts.
412
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,440
I think he has...
You know all about him, Father Phil.
413
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:24,776
I've said nothing.
I've done nothing about it.
414
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,489
I got a bad feeling.
415
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:34,286
It's a matter of time before
God compensates me...
416
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:36,580
...with outrage for my sins.
417
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:55,557
All right, come on.
418
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,562
Oh, tequila breath.
419
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:01,855
Sorry, Dad.
420
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,232
It's all right. Just hang on to me.
421
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,861
Throw up on that dress,
I'll have to tell Mom.
422
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,740
This guy was giving me tequila shooters.
423
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:18,455
Oh, God, everything is spinning.
424
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,708
- You're not mad, are you?
- A little bit.
425
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,085
- Where are the keys?
- I gave them to you.
426
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:25,754
Supposed to be.
427
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,590
- I love you, Dad.
- I know.
428
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,561
You must truly repent.
429
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,606
Genuinely and honestly.
430
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:51,071
In the future you must renounce these
actions, and God will absolve you.
431
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:57,118
I don't know, Father. I'll try.
432
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,122
But I still love him.
433
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,793
I believe he can be a good man.
434
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,338
Then you help change him
into a better man.
435
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:11,049
Then you will have done
good in God's eyes.
436
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,222
You should take Communion.
437
00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:36,908
Why do you have that?
438
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:41,913
Unfortunately I had to say Mass
for someone in intensive care.
439
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:50,839
Lord, I am not worthy to receive Thee.
440
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:55,677
- But just say the word...
- And I will be healed.
441
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:19,826
This is the body of Christ.
It was broken for you.
442
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:35,550
This is the blood of Christ.
443
00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,386
It was shed for you.
444
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:04,746
Accept the spirit of Christ,
our Lord and Savior.
445
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,290
Amen.
446
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:12,087
In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
447
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,149
Dad?
448
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:37,487
I booked a seat on a Boston flight.
Tomorrow, 4:00.
449
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,323
- Best I could get.
- Don't come.
450
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,284
I'll make sure you're gone
before it happens.
451
00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,954
- We won't ever meet.
- This is my thing.
452
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:50,333
I am your soldier. This is my duty
like we're always talking about.
453
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,460
The way this went down...
454
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,880
...this is my call.
I'll vouch for this myself.
455
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:59,300
Clipping a rat puts me a cunt-hair
away from being made.
456
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,804
He might've recognized me
at the gas station. He could lam.
457
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:08,852
You stay put. End of discussion.
458
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,148
Why are you using the pay phone?
459
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,316
These walls are like paper.
460
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,069
- Please don't lie to me.
- Go back to bed.
461
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,739
Lying down made me throw up.
462
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,687
Hello.
463
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,939
Oh, hi, honey.
464
00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:58,693
Oh, yeah. Was it fun?
465
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:01,780
Oh, good.
466
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,827
You want to sleep over there?
467
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,666
Okay. Love you.
468
00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,483
That was A.J.
469
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:43,071
- He's sleeping over.
- I see.
470
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:50,328
- At a friend's house.
- Oh.
471
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:56,626
The Pucillos. I don't know
if you know them.
472
00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,295
No.
473
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,766
Are you all right?
474
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,904
Father Phil?
475
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,990
Are you all right?
476
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,849
Hello?
477
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,850
Ow! Don't!
478
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,520
You want to stop and get a beer?
479
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,990
I'll pick you up in a little while.
Knock 'em dead.
480
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,326
- Aren't you coming in?
- I left my watch at the motel.
481
00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,578
I'll catch up to you later.
482
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,498
Grab me a student paper.
483
00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:29,881
You should have some coffee.
484
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,303
Last night...
485
00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:40,141
We didn't do anything out of line.
486
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,852
There's nothing to apologize about.
487
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,773
- Right.
- That's right.
488
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:53,071
I should get dressed. Get going.
489
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:55,323
Anthony Jr. will be home soon.
490
00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:59,619
Oh, my God. My car's been out
there all night in plain sight.
491
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,288
We didn't do anything wrong.
492
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:05,291
Is there a commandment
against eating ziti?
493
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:09,045
Take a shower, get dressed.
494
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:12,548
Don't forget your
sacrament kit, whatever.
495
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:17,553
I'm home!
496
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,226
Carmela.
497
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,355
I don't know where to begin.
498
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:35,738
It's not that I don't have
desire for you in my heart.
499
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:37,490
Madonna, Father, please.
500
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:41,577
Last night was one of the most
difficult tests from God ever.
501
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,288
What are you talking about?
We're friends.
502
00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:49,252
- What's that look?
- What, I look some way?
503
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:58,511
I was just thinking about when
we watched Casablanca last week.
504
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:01,722
That new print is great, huh?
505
00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:07,562
"Of all the lousy gin joints in the world,
why'd you have to pick mine?"
506
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:14,068
Of all the finocchi priests,
why did I get the one who's straight?
507
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,239
Carmela.
508
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,908
Come on, it's a joke.
509
00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:45,308
I would have done it myself,
but some people came along.
510
00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:49,061
Anyway, listen.
It's a gray Town Car, new model.
511
00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,522
Pick him up on the Colby campus.
512
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:53,566
Where on the Colby campus?
513
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:56,694
His kid's applying,
the fucking admissions office.
514
00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:59,197
- Oh.
- You follow him.
515
00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:02,617
Outside of town, you pull up
alongside, boom! 12-gauge.
516
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:04,619
- Fuck that.
- Do it...
517
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:07,496
...or you'll never get
another bag off me.
518
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,671
No, no, no. Fuck that.
Fuck that!
519
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:18,633
Want the cops to know who
burnt the Historical House?
520
00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:21,510
Fuck you, fuckwad!
521
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:25,640
We were volunteer firemen
together, asshole! I know!
522
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:37,318
Yeah, is Dougy in?
523
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:35,019
- Good morning, rat.
- Who are you? What is this?
524
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,521
Don't make me laugh. You fuck!
525
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,774
Teddy, there must be something...
526
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:42,568
It's Tony. Know how much
trouble you're in?
527
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:45,279
You took an oath and you broke it.
528
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:48,157
I could have killed you
outside the motel.
529
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:49,950
Your daughter was drunk.
530
00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:51,660
I was in the parking lot.
531
00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:55,289
I didn't do it because of her.
I told myself:
532
00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:58,167
"It's just a coincidence...
533
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:01,087
- ...he's taking her to college."
- With wiseguys...
534
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:02,963
...the hustle never ends.
535
00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:05,925
If you'd shot me, your life
would have been over.
536
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,885
Please. I'm begging you.
537
00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:12,223
Jimmy says hello from hell!
538
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:47,109
Where've you been?
539
00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:50,696
The motel didn't have the watch.
I went to the restaurant.
540
00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:53,449
I had to wait for them to open.
541
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,451
The restaurant had your watch?
542
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:59,079
I took it off in the bathroom
while I washed my hands.
543
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,582
You ready? You'll be late for Bowdoin.
544
00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:18,098
What's up with that?
545
00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:24,730
Oh, the restaurant.
546
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,691
I tried the back door
and there were puddles.
547
00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:33,113
It was dumb, I know.
548
00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:40,412
Your hand is bleeding!
549
00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,748
You saw that man, didn't you?
550
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:46,794
I cut it on a screen door.
What man?
551
00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:49,213
The man you said you didn't know.
552
00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:51,507
What do you think happened?
553
00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:53,634
I don't know. A fight?
554
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:56,220
You're making it a big deal,
and you don't know!
555
00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,306
You were on the pay phone
again at 1 a.m.!
556
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:02,101
I was on the pay phone at 1 a.m.?
557
00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:04,061
Excuse me, Miss Cuervo Añejo.
558
00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:08,857
You can't remember what happened.
You were seeing pink elephants!
559
00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,069
I warned you not to drink.
560
00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:19,285
Dad, you're being honest with me, right?
561
00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:21,161
You're gonna hurt my feelings.
562
00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:25,165
We have that kind of relationship.
563
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:30,546
That's right. We do or we don't.
It takes two to tango.
564
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:35,092
- Dad...
- What?
565
00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,725
Nothing.
566
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:51,609
I love you.
567
00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:54,820
I love you too.
568
00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:02,870
- Where's my paper?
- I forgot.
569
00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:04,163
She forgot.
570
00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:13,339
Miss Soprano. Come on in.
571
00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:19,178
Shall we talk about your future?
572
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,540
He's our most famous alumnus.
573
00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:12,815
Oh, here they are.
The two Ivy Leaguers!
574
00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:14,692
How was it? Want to eat?
575
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:17,361
It was good. I gotta call Hunter.
576
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:23,283
- Gee, she spared me no boring detail.
- I'll be back!
577
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:26,120
What a trip. I'm beat.
578
00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:29,123
What, New England? It's so gorgeous.
579
00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:32,167
You still sound nasal,
but you look better.
580
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:34,503
Any cold pasta?
581
00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:37,172
There was some ziti, but it got eaten.
582
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:40,843
The whole tray? From last Sunday?
583
00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:44,513
Monsignor Jughead was here.
584
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:48,684
If you are referring to
Father Intintola, yes, he was.
585
00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:53,272
- He spent the night here.
- Yeah, right.
586
00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:55,315
Okay.
587
00:53:58,402 --> 00:54:01,155
The priest spent the night here?
What happened?
588
00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:03,282
- Nothing.
- Where was Anthony?
589
00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,325
Sleeping over at Jason's.
590
00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:09,872
The priest spent the night here,
nothing happened.
591
00:54:10,122 --> 00:54:14,626
- You're telling me this because...?
- You might hear something.
592
00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,962
His car was out front all night.
593
00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:21,341
You know what? This is too fucked-up
for me even to think about.
594
00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:30,100
What'd you guys do for 12 hours,
play "Name That Pope"?
595
00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:35,105
- He gave me Communion.
- I'll bet he gave you Communion.
596
00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,356
Excuse me?
597
00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:40,527
The guy spends the night here,
and all he does is slip you a wafer?
598
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,072
- That's verging on sacrilege.
- I didn't mean to verge.
599
00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:46,867
- Do you think I'm lying?
- It sounds...
600
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:51,872
Would I have told you if we did?
Do I look like the frigging Thorn Bird?
601
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,460
He's a fag. That's it.
602
00:54:57,252 --> 00:55:00,005
Otherwise, I gotta question
what I'm hearing.
603
00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:02,716
Tony, you are a sketch.
604
00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:10,140
Oh, by the way, your therapist called.
605
00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:12,434
Jennifer?
606
00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:18,524
Carm!
607
00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:24,029
I thought you'd think it was weird
if I saw a woman psychiatrist.
608
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:30,369
Carm, come on! It's just therapy,
that's all! We just talk!
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