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I'll get it! I'll get it!
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That's for me!
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Hello?
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Hi, Harvey.
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Sure, ask away.
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Uh, wait.
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One second.
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Aunt Zelda, do you mind?
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Oh, no. Go right ahead.
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No. I mean, would
you leave me alone?
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Oh, I get it.
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Sorry.
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You were saying?
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[ Laughter]
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One more sec.
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Salem, are you spying on me?
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I'm a cat.
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I'm curious. So kill me.
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Out!
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Fine.
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I understand the
delicacy of the moment.
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♪ Harvey and Sabrina,
Harvey and Sabrina. ♪
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[ Laughing]
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You were asking?
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No. Mr. Pool said
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photosynthesis would
not be on the test.
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Is that it?
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Okay.
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Yeah. See you tomorrow.
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There, there.
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I'm sure Harvey will ask
you out on a date someday.
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Thanks, Louisa.
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You were listening?
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I have no privacy in this house.
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♪ Harvey and Sabrina,
Harvey and Sabrina. ♪
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Feeling groovy. Far out.
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I just don't get how
people can dance
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with all these tables here.
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Sasha, we'll move the tables.
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It looks like i'm
going to the dance.
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Who with?
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Me.
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Dates are just society's way
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of keeping numbers even.
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I'm going to represent
all things that are odd.
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I'm sure that's exactly
how people will see it.
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Do want to come with me?
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We could go alone... together.
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No, thanks.
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You know, I was thinking it
might be fun to go with Harvey.
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Are you going to ask him?
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I can't. I don't want
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to complicate our friendship.
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What if he asked you?
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Well, I don't mind if he
complicates our friendship.
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Hey, Harvey.
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Over here.
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Thanks for waving,
I might not have
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spotted you at the same
table where we always sit.
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So, do you have plans
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for the dance tomorrow night?
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Oops. Got to run.
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I've never seen
her move so fast.
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So you were saying
about the dance?
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Oh, I probably won't go.
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School dances aren't my thing.
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How about you?
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Oh, I haven't made any plans...
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You know, yet.
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Hi, Harvey.
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Can I borrow a finger?
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Excuse me. Sure.
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We were talking.
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Other people have
fingers too, you know.
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Yes, but Harvey works out.
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And by the way, Harvey,
I was thinking you and I
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could go to the
dance together. Okay?
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Okay.
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Great.
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Thanks for helping.
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"Okay"?
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I thought you said school
dances weren't your thing.
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They're not. I panicked.
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I have a hard time saying no.
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Really should work on that.
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No!
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Aunt Zelda, I need help.
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Of course. What is it?
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Well, it's kind of private.
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Did someone say "private"?
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Yes.
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I'm intrigued.
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Continue.
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Okay, I'll tell you my problem
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if you promise to
keep it a secret.
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I wanted to go
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to the dance tonight
with this guy...
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Harvey.
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Right, but he's going
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with this other girl...
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Libby.
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Okay, then what happens?
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Oh sweetie, if
Harvey likes Libby
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that's his choice.
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But I don't think he does.
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She asked himand because
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he has a problem
saying no, he said yes.
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Then why didn't youask him?
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Because then he would
know that I liked him.
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But you do.
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Yes, but I can't tell him that.
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Have you at least
dropped a hint?
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Well, I smile at him a lot
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and sometimes
when we play foosball
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I let him win.
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He'll never figure
it out that way.
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16-year-old boys are oblivious.
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If you like Harvey,
you'll have to tell him.
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You may even want
to use one of these.
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A sledgehammer?
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Look, I think I'd rather
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just use a love spell
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but I can't find one
in my magic book.
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Oh, Sabrina, I hate
to disappoint you
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but there is no love spell.
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Love is far too
precious to tamper with.
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You mean too weird.
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That's why there's no
standardized formula...
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Although Calvin
klein came close with
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[ whispering]: Obsession.
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So, being a witch
doesn't help me at all.
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Well, in this case, no.
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Not necessarily.
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You can't make someone love you
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but you can imprison
them in a ring
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for not loving you.
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See?
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Hilda, let me out!
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Thou art starting to grow on me.
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I love the way he
catches the light.
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Look, trapping Harvey in Amber
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is not exactly
what I had in mind.
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I think I need to
be alone again.
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Oh, that privacy thing?
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Hilda, let's go.
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We'll be downstairs
if you need us.
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That's right.
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We're here, we care,
and we have pie.
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That stinks!
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Harvey or no Harvey
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she should go to the ball...
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I mean dance.
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Sabrina needs someone
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who is hip and fun...
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Who'll make her forget Harvey.
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I know.
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Do we have any "man
dough" in the house?
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Great idea. I'll race
you to the kitchen.
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Beat you.
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Oh, you are so immature.
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Do you mind?
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I'm busy staring into space.
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You can do that later.
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We're making
Sabrina a dreamdate.
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Oh...
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Oh, whoa...
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My kibble.
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Dream date.
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Got your nose.
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Here's your ears.
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There.
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Wait a minute.
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One arm is shorter
than the other.
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Hilda, have you
been eating dough?
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[ Chewing]: No.
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Now for the personality glaze.
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Pour it on.
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Let's make him a great dancer.
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And a daredevil.
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And a musician.
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Do girls still like musicians?
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Ever since Mozart's
"feel the heat" tour.
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Uh, oh. I overdid
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the enthusiasm.
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He's going to a
high school dance.
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He's going to need
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all the enthusiasm he can get.
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What are you cooking?
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Something smells...
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Handsome?
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Sabrina, you're
going to love it.
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We're making you a dream date
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out of man dough.
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"Man dough"?
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He'll be tall, dark and yeasty.
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Now, he lasts about four hours,
which is perfect for your dance.
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Yeah, perfect.
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Except for the fact that I
wanted to go with Harvey
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not poppin' fresh!
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On, now come on.
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Just meet him before
you make up your mind.
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You're going to like him.
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He's really enthusiastic.
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I've already made up my mind.
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I'm not going.
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Man's done. Man's done.
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[ Gasping]
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Hey! Hi.
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Man, am I happy to be here.
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Wow, he is really cute.
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Zelda: Well, we do nice work
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but if you don't want to go...
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Changed my mind. I'll go.
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Give me a sec to get ready.
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All set. Got to go.
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Man, you look great.
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And this dance sounds fantastic.
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Ah, man, this
place is fantastic.
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What do you call it?
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The cafeteria?
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The cafeteria, cafe...
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I'll have to remember that.
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Whoa! Great bunting.
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Hey, could you keep it down?
You're talking kind of loud.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hi. Who are you?
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I'm Jenny. Who are you?
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This is, uh, Chad Corey Dylan.
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Great name.
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Sabrina: Thanks.
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Uh, Chad, could you
get us some punch?
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She has the best ideas.
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So, what do you think?
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He's cute. Where
did you meet him?
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Oh, my aunts introduced us.
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We rode over on his motorcycle.
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I approve.
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Yeah, Chad's pretty neat
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you know, for an athlete-
daredevil-rock musician.
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Guess what?
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They have two
flavors... Orange and red.
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Sabrina: Go easy, Chad.
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Well, I'm going to dance.
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Wait a second, we
can dance here?
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Yeah. Do you like dancing?
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I'm made to dance...
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And I lovethis song!
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Here, excuse me.
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Thank you, thank
you. Thanks a lot.
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Sasha.
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What have I missed?
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Not much.
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Where have you been?
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We had some engine trouble
with the 'vette on the way over.
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You drive a corvette?
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That's che-vette.
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Hey, same manufacturer.
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Oh, please.
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Oh, my god!
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Who's the guy Sabrina's with?
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His name's Chad Corey Dylan
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and, yes, that's his
motorcycle outside.
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Well, I guess Sabrina wins.
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I don't think so.
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Come on, Harvey.
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Let's hit the floor.
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Actually, Libby, I don't dance.
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Excuse me?
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This is a dance.
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Guess what we do here?
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Well, see, for me, dance
is sort of a metaphor.
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For what?
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I don't know. Something else?
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I can't believe
you did this to me.
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Sasha?
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Ladies' room.
277
00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:47,827
Ah, man, I'm
having a great time.
278
00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:48,862
Me, too.
279
00:09:58,137 --> 00:09:59,482
Well, why did you stop dancing?
280
00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,586
I just saw someone.
281
00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:02,620
Who?
282
00:10:02,655 --> 00:10:03,655
Just a friend.
283
00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:08,758
This is fun. We
haven't done this
284
00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:10,655
since the taft administration.
285
00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:12,827
What did you put
in your personality?
286
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,448
I gave him lots of optimism.
287
00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:16,379
I want my dream
date to be hopeful.
288
00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:17,517
Oh, that's nice.
289
00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:18,413
[ Timer dings]
290
00:10:18,448 --> 00:10:20,344
Mine's done.
291
00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:22,413
Hi. I'm hilda.
292
00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:24,862
Would you get off my back?
293
00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:26,000
I've been looking for work.
294
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:28,310
Stop riding me.
295
00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:29,896
That doesn't sound too hopeful.
296
00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:31,620
Something must have gone wrong.
297
00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:33,275
Did you check
the expiration date
298
00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:34,448
on the optimism?
299
00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:36,931
Oh, no. It says, "hope fades."
300
00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:38,137
Which means...
301
00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:39,862
My dream date is hopeless.
302
00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:44,379
Ladies, you want to
break up the hen party?
303
00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:45,379
Somewhere men are competing
304
00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:47,586
in a professional
sport... And I'm missing it.
305
00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:48,586
So where's the TV?
306
00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:50,034
Never mind. I'll find it myself.
307
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,137
TV... TV...
308
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:54,068
TV... no, that's...
309
00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:56,103
I have the worst
luck with men...
310
00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:57,689
Even the ones made out of dough.
311
00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,517
Here. You want to start over?
312
00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:00,275
Yes.
313
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,206
No.
314
00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,034
Wait.
315
00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:03,724
I have an idea.
316
00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:05,068
Maybe I can change him.
317
00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:07,689
Oh, hilda, you know
that never works.
318
00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:09,034
But I love a challenge.
319
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,482
First I'll gain his trust
320
00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:11,137
by pretending
321
00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,586
to be interested in sports.
322
00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,310
Wait. Don't you even want to see
323
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:15,758
who my dream date is?
324
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:18,931
Let me guess. He's a
brave, milk-swilling fireman.
325
00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:20,172
How did you know?
326
00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:21,896
I found the calendar
in your desk.
327
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,448
Sabrina's right. There's
no privacy in this home.
328
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,793
Oh, hello, kitten.
329
00:11:35,827 --> 00:11:36,551
Got milk?
330
00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:37,241
What?
331
00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:38,310
Oh, sorry.
332
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:39,689
Thought you were talking to me.
333
00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:45,482
Oh, man, this is the
best night of my life.
334
00:11:45,517 --> 00:11:46,965
Do you mind if we stop?
335
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,241
I'm sort of tired.
336
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,758
Oh, sure. Go ahead.
337
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,034
Although I got to
say, I love this song.
338
00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:53,482
Oh, well, then keep dancing.
339
00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:54,413
Jenny?
340
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:55,344
Cover for me.
341
00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:57,275
All right, but don't be long.
342
00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:59,068
I don't want people
thinking I sold out.
343
00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:03,241
Hi. Harvey.
344
00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:04,103
You busy?
345
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:07,344
Uh, no. I dropped
a chip in the punch.
346
00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:08,517
You look nice.
347
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:11,172
Thanks. So do you.
348
00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:13,965
This is what I wore
to school yesterday.
349
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,724
Oh, well, you smell okay.
350
00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,827
So, where's Libby?
351
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:19,896
Bathroom, I guess.
352
00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:21,724
She's mad at me
'cause I don't dance.
353
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:24,448
Really? I would have
thought you'd be good at that.
354
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:27,620
Well, I'm okay when it's just
me rocking out in my room.
355
00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:30,931
I mean, I don't spin
around a pole or anything.
356
00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:32,044
But I get really self-conscious
357
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,137
in front of other people.
358
00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:34,620
We all do.
359
00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:36,172
Not your date.
360
00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:39,068
Well, Chad's kind of special.
361
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:40,896
Wow, you really
362
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:41,965
like him, don't you?
363
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,758
No. I meant, like different.
364
00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:45,172
Hey, there you are.
365
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:47,551
Uh, hi. I'm Chad Corey Dylan.
366
00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:49,517
Harvey... Dwight... kinkle.
367
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,310
It's nice to meet you.
368
00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:52,838
Hey, Sabrina, you
got to get back here.
369
00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:54,458
You wouldn't believe
what you're missing.
370
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,482
A great song?
371
00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:58,000
She knows everything.
372
00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:01,793
Well, you're back.
373
00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:03,896
I thought maybe
you had fallen in.
374
00:13:03,931 --> 00:13:07,482
Charming.
375
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:08,620
What are you thinking?
376
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,724
That ref's a jerk.
377
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,275
You know, we could talk
while we watch sports.
378
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:18,034
I mean, relationships are
built on communication.
379
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:20,034
Why don't you
share your feelings?
380
00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:22,793
Why don't you share the chips?
381
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:24,044
Simon, the point
I'm trying to make...
382
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:24,827
Look, look, look, look.
383
00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:26,275
When we get to a
boring commercial
384
00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:26,862
we'll make out.
385
00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:29,034
Until then... mind?
386
00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:34,517
I've never seen a man
drink so much milk.
387
00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:39,241
Oh... I like milk.
388
00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:41,586
Libby: I don't understand
why you didn't just say no
389
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,344
when I asked you to this dance.
390
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:44,310
I told you.
391
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:45,724
I'm working on it.
392
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,793
All right.
393
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,172
A slow dance.
394
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,448
Uh, you know, Chad
395
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:51,241
I'm really not into slow dances.
396
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,413
Um, why don't we
go over and stand
397
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,034
by those chairs?
398
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,206
Genius.
399
00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:57,655
That is genius.
400
00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,862
Oh, this is too
weird, even for me.
401
00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:05,172
[ Laughs]
402
00:14:05,206 --> 00:14:08,586
If you don't want to
be here, just leave.
403
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:11,275
Look, I don't tell
many people this, but...
404
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,586
There he is.
405
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:13,724
Hi.
406
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:14,758
I'm Libby.
407
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,344
Hi. I'm Chad.
408
00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:18,034
Saw you dancing out there.
409
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,068
You're really good.
410
00:14:19,103 --> 00:14:22,034
Oh, well, I'm also a
daredevil and a rock musician.
411
00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:23,413
Oh, really?
412
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,965
What instrument do you play?
413
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,965
Well, lead guitar.
414
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,689
[ Snorts]
415
00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:29,172
"Lead guitar."
416
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:31,068
Hey, Harvey, don't
you play an instrument?
417
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,275
Yeah. The bassoon.
418
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:35,310
Wow, the bassoon.
419
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:36,551
I think that's really sexy.
420
00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:38,689
Maybe to another bassoon.
421
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:39,310
[ Song begins]
422
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:40,931
Oh, man, I love this song.
423
00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:42,034
Me too.
424
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:44,241
Unfortunately, my
date can't dance.
425
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:45,620
Yes, he can.
426
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:48,482
As a matter of fact, Harvey
is a wonderful dancer.
427
00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:49,379
Sabrina...
428
00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:51,137
Technically, that's not true.
429
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:54,068
Yes, it is. And why don't
you prove it to them? Now.
430
00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:01,344
Okay. Maybe I know a fewsteps.
431
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:09,620
Yeah!
432
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:11,000
Harvey's dancing alone!
433
00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:12,034
All right!
434
00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,655
He's actually better than Chad.
435
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,103
Muchbetter.
436
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,206
Did anyone see that?
437
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:34,482
Everyone saw it.
438
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,655
Oh, now I feel
really self-conscious.
439
00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:38,206
Let's dance. I feel inspired.
440
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,689
I better go.
441
00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:41,724
What? I want to
dance with you now.
442
00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:44,655
Sorry, Libby, but you said
I could leave if I wanted to.
443
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,758
I take it back. You
have to dance with me.
444
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,931
Libby...
445
00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:49,965
No.
446
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,724
Look, Chad, this
doesn't feel right.
447
00:15:54,758 --> 00:15:55,310
I'm sorry.
448
00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:56,689
Excuse me. I got to go.
449
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:01,103
Harvey?
450
00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:03,862
Harvey?
451
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,793
I'm over here.
452
00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:07,137
Well, I thought
you were leaving.
453
00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:08,827
Yeah. Well, I wanted to
454
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,896
but now I have
to wait for triple-a.
455
00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:13,034
Well, I can help you wait.
456
00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:14,034
I'm good at that.
457
00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:15,275
Watch.
458
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,724
Thanks.
459
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:17,896
But shouldn't you be inside
460
00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:20,344
with what's-his-name,
what's-his-name, what's-his-name?
461
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,034
Nah. He's not really my type.
462
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,931
What? Perfect isn't your type?
463
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:29,517
Actually, Harvey, I wanted
to talk to you about that.
464
00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:31,068
But it's kind of hard for me.
465
00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:32,862
What do you mean?
466
00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:34,620
Well, the thing is...
467
00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:36,655
I...
468
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:37,275
See...
469
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,241
Sabrina, what is it?
470
00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:40,310
Freeze.
471
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:41,907
Look... the thing is,
I came to this party
472
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:43,148
expecting to have a
good time with Chad
473
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:46,517
but one look at
you and it was over.
474
00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:51,241
I mean, I think it's great
that we're friends, but...
475
00:16:51,275 --> 00:16:54,068
Sometimes I wish it were more.
476
00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:55,206
I like you, Harvey.
477
00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:58,275
I like you a lot...
But I guess for now
478
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,000
this is the closest I
can come to saying it
479
00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:03,068
to your face.
480
00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:04,206
Thanks for listening.
481
00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:08,103
Did you just say something?
482
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:11,655
Yeah. I, uh, I said
Chad isn't really perfect.
483
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:13,379
You know, one arm's
longer than the other.
484
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:17,344
Well, I'd better get back.
485
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,172
Uh, Sabrina, I...
486
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,931
I was wondering,
since we're out here...
487
00:17:21,965 --> 00:17:23,724
Do you want to dance?
488
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:26,620
Won't you feel self-conscious?
489
00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:27,758
It's just us.
490
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:45,827
So, do you love this song?
491
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,172
It's okay.
492
00:17:51,034 --> 00:17:55,137
I'm starting to get a
little self-conscious.
493
00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:57,586
Okay. I'm there.
494
00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:00,172
Sorry. That's all I can do.
495
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:01,931
It was enough.
496
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,586
I think I'm ready
to go home now.
497
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:04,965
Hey, if you're
done with the dance
498
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,838
do you want to head
over to the slicery and play
499
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:07,931
a little foosball?
500
00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:10,034
I love foosball.
501
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,482
Sorry. I've been hanging out
502
00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:13,965
with Chad too long.
503
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,931
Well, I'll go tell
him I'm leaving.
504
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:22,793
I like you, Sabrina.
505
00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:25,172
Why can't I say it to her face?
506
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,551
Sabrina, you're back.
507
00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:29,827
Chad, we need to talk.
508
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:31,965
Look, it was sweet of you
509
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,862
to bring me to the dance
510
00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:34,965
but you're not the
one I want to be with.
511
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,068
Well, who do you
want to be with?
512
00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:38,241
Harvey.
513
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:39,379
That's an excellent choice.
514
00:18:39,413 --> 00:18:41,034
He's a great guy.
515
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,965
You really are a
dream date, Chad.
516
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:47,034
So, uh, it's okay if I leave?
517
00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:49,000
Oh, sure. No. Go ahead.
518
00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:51,068
I'll just stay here
and miss you.
519
00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:52,517
I don't want you to do that.
520
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:54,068
Look, you only
have two hours left
521
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:55,413
and I'm sure you love this song
522
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,551
so, uh, why not ask
523
00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,517
Libby to dance?
524
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:00,620
Can I?
525
00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:01,896
I like Libby.
526
00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:03,827
You likelibby?
527
00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:06,379
Sorry. I guess i'm
starting to go bad.
528
00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:11,103
All right.
529
00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:13,068
Foos it or loose it.
530
00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:15,172
Hey, look... the same length.
531
00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:19,655
So, if you live by the pass
532
00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:21,000
you die by the pass.
533
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,724
They kept the ball on the ground
534
00:19:22,758 --> 00:19:24,965
and they converted
in the red zone.
535
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,344
I can't hear pat summerall
while you're yapping.
536
00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:29,620
It's a hardware commercial.
537
00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:31,655
Shh. He's talking about hammers.
538
00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:33,000
Okay. That's it.
539
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:35,793
Done!
540
00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:37,000
19 seconds.
541
00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:38,034
Yes.
542
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,068
Coming through.
543
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,620
Be back in a jiff.
544
00:19:45,758 --> 00:19:48,724
So, what now?
545
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:50,758
Well, uh, I could
register your bike
546
00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:52,620
or make lasagne for 50.
547
00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:54,448
Could you teach me the heimlich?
548
00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:56,896
Sure, but first I
need a milk break
549
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,172
to fortify my body
550
00:19:58,206 --> 00:20:00,620
and build healthy
teeth and bones.
551
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:03,827
Yes. I finally got
through to Simon.
552
00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:08,310
[ Sighing]
553
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:11,448
Well, since my dream
date turned out to be a dud
554
00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:13,862
I guess we'll have
to share yours.
555
00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:15,793
Oh... on, no.
556
00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:16,931
No. I'm not sharing.
557
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:17,896
He's mine.
558
00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:18,655
Be nice.
559
00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:20,448
I made him. Let go.
560
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,000
I won't.
561
00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:25,413
Let go. Let go... oh!
562
00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:26,896
Now look what you've done.
563
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:29,034
[ Sobbing]: My milk...
564
00:20:29,068 --> 00:20:30,068
He's damaged now.
565
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,896
Can I have him?
566
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,793
Oh, man, I love this song.
567
00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:36,034
You and I are so
right for each other.
568
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,068
[ Panting]
569
00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:42,620
[ Coughing]
570
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:45,827
[ Gasping and coughing]
571
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:49,103
Must find... preservatives.
572
00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:50,137
[ Coughing]
573
00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:56,137
Chad?
574
00:20:57,793 --> 00:20:59,896
Chad?
575
00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,827
Oop...
576
00:21:01,862 --> 00:21:04,275
Eww...
577
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:05,689
Ugh, gross.
578
00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:13,379
I had a really great time.
579
00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:16,413
Oh, man, I lovethis song.
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