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Previously on Young and Hungry...
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I'm spending the weekend taking
my best friend on a vacation!
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Where? Mexico?
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S�!
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Sofia...
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may I kiss you?
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Sofia's gonna miss you so much.
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Man, I wish we could just pack you
up in our car and take you with us.
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You know, I don't remember
all these border patrol guys
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with like guns and angry dogs
and stuff when we came in.
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What's all that about?
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Relax, Gabi, we have nothing to hide.
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Unless you're smuggling something.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(HORNS HONK)
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Hi, Officer... "Ho-nez," is it?
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Thats "Jones."
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Do you have anything to declare?
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Just that these searchlights
make your eyes look beautiful.
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Gabi, what are you doing?
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Getting us home, Sofia. Getting us home.
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Go ahead and put the car in park.
I'm searching this vehicle.
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(PARKING BRAKE CLICKS)
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(WHISPERING) Sofia...
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there's something I have to tell you.
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Gonna pop the trunk, ma'am?
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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) You know,
I'm not sure this car has one.
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Gabi, what is your problem?
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(GASPS)
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(WHISPERING) Yeah, see that's...
that's what I had to tell you.
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What did you do?
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Well, you were just so sad, and I
really wanted to see you happy.
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By getting us arrested? (GASPS)
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Oh, I see what you've been hiding.
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- Oh, my god, we're going to jail.
- Oh.
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You can not take
a mango across the border.
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It is illegal to bring
this into the U.S.
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Uh, we are so sorry, sir.
Please forgive us.
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Yes, we feel horrible.
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Don't do it again.
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You can go, but I'm keeping this.
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- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Okay, let's get moving.
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- (ENGINE REVS)
- Sofia, the car's not moving.
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- Why is the car not moving?
- The brake's on.
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- Oh.
- No, that's the trunk! (GASPS)
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(TRUNK OPENS)
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Hold it!
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Hola.
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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? She in the spotlight ?
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? And she turn my head ?
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? She run a red light ?
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? 'Cause she bad like that ?
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? I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby ?
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? Baby, I like that
ooh, baby, ooh, baby ?
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Thank God we didn't go to jail.
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I was already planning
on making you my prison bitch.
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But...
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they let us off with a warning,
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Juancarlo got to go home,
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and all's well that ends well.
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Did it really end well?
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Oh, my god.
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You just talked to me.
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In fact, I kind of think
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you even started yelling,
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which is good because
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you haven't said anything to me
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for two hours and you need
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to let it out, Sofia.
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I can't.
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Why? Because you're scared
you're going to yell at me?
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Because you're scared
you're going to cry?
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I don't know. Look,
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when we left the resort,
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I thought I was never
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gonna see Juancarlo again.
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And then in the car,
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I turned around
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and I saw his face, and...
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Oh, my god, it's the crying one.
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Ugh. God, we were so close.
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Where did it all go wrong?
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When you popped the trunk,
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and they found him.
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Yeah.
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But, what if I was to tell you
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there was another way
we can get him here.
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No, Gabi, no.
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No, no, it... it's over.
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Okay? It wasn't meant to be.
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I have to let it go.
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What did you have in mind?
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- (PLAYING NOTES)
- (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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Oh!
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You bought me a piano.
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Uh, no,
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I donated a million bucks
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to the San Francisco Philharmonic,
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and they bought me a piano.
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Next time you want to give money
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to something gay, I'm right here.
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Hey!
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Guess who's back?
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- Yes!
- No!
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Oh! Look at you!
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You know, since I got
my Lasik eye surgery,
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you look more beautiful than ever.
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Okay, listen, I need to talk...
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Uh! More beautiful than ever?
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Your new eyes are very sweet.
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But seriously, there's something
I really need to t...
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You're scooping me up.
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Why are you scooping me up?
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Because the thing I need
I kind of have to do upstairs.
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Okay, but listen, my downstairs
really wants to go upstairs,
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but I actually need to talk to you...
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Gabi, I know you have something to say,
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but I actually can't see,
hear, or focus on anything
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until we do that... upstairs thing.
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All right, let's get her done.
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All right!
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(PLAYING ROMANTIC MELODY)
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Oh!
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There is nothing sexier
than a man who can make music.
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Whoo!
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I gotta tell you, Josh,
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if you weren't dating Gabi,
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hoo, I would give you...
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- Ah!
- (ELIOT SCREAMS)
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I thought you were Josh.
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I thought you were you.
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Gabi!
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That was just...
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Just the right amount of sex
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so you can focus, see, and hear me now?
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Yes.
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I am all yours.
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Tell me about Mexico.
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Okay, so you know how
I forgot about Sofia's birthday?
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Well, I made it up to her
by introducing her to this guy
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named Juancarlo, and she ended
up really, really liking him,
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which never happens, because you know
Sofia, she doesn't like anybody.
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And he ended up really liking her back,
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and she was so sad when we had to leave.
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I had no choice but to...
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try and smuggle him across the border.
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You what now?
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You know, the old me would have thought
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of a million ways
to lie to you about this,
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but then I thought, you know... (SCOFFS)
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We're in a relationship now,
we love each other,
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you'll totally get this.
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You committed a federal crime!
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Tried to.
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Unfortunately, they found him in
our car, and they sent him back,
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but then I thought the only
way to get him here
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so that Sofia can be with him
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is to get him something called
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an "H-1B work visa,"
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which is where you come in.
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Can you get him an "H-1B work visa"?
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No!
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Oh! You're so sweet.
Sofia's gonna be so...
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Wait a minute. "No"?
What do you mean, "No"?
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Gabi, do you have any idea what it
takes to get someone a work visa,
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especially when they tried
sneaking into the country?
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I'm talking paperwork, lawyers,
affidavits. What were you thinking?
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I wasn't thinking!
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I know! See, and that's your
problem, You never think.
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Well, you know what your problem is?
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That's all you do.
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I'm sorry, was that supposed to be mean?
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Because that's actually a compliment.
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No, it wasn't. Okay?
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When you think, you don't feel,
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and when you don't feel,
how can you love?
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That makes no sense.
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What makes no sense is me thinking
that after we fell in love,
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you would understand this.
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Gabi...
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love doesn't mean
you can just do stupid things.
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That is exactly what love means!
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And if you won't help me,
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that means I'm gonna have to
do something stupid
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all by myself!
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Wow, I can't believe
Josh got us a lawyer so fast.
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Mm. Yeah, that's not exactly true.
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- Which part?
- All of it.
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What?
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Okay, don't worry, I have a plan.
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(SIGHS) I hate your plans.
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Yeah, only when they don't go well.
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They never go well.
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Sofia, do you want
to see Juancarlo again?
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I do.
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Okay, then stop thinking and listen.
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You drive for Crazy Car, right,
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and this area is filled with law firms.
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All we have to do is wait for an
immigration lawyer to request a ride,
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and then we accept the ride,
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and we explain the story to him,
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and we convince him to help us.
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Are you serious?
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Sofia, stop thinking
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and feel.
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That's kinda genius.
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I know, right?
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(PING)
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(GASPS) Ooh. Hey, you got one.
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Read me the name and I'll look him up.
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Albert Shin.
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Okay, Albert Shin...
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divorce lawyer. Ah, don't accept.
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But keep this number for Elliot...
we all see that train coming.
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- (PING)
- Nick Walker.
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Nick Walker...
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criminal and immigration law!
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Accept! Accept the ride.
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- (PING)
- He's 400 feet away. Floor it.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Oh, I didn't realize
this was a shared ride.
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Oh, well... it is.
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(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
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And, uh, you should hear the
story our driver just told us.
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So heartbreaking and compelling.
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That's okay. I prefer silence.
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So did I...
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until I heard this story.
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(SIGHS) Buckle up. It's an
emotional roller coaster.
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Tell it, driver.
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Okay. So, I went to Mexico last weekend,
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and I met the most amazing
man, Juancarlo Rodriguez.
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He was selling things on the beach
to pay for his music career.
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Sounds like a real winner.
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I just couldn't bear
not ever seeing him again,
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so we tried to smuggle him into the
country, but he was caught by the law.
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Yeah. If only she could
find someone, say,
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a lawyer willing to help her
for, I don't know, free.
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Please,
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you think I've never had
some pathetic girl give me
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a sob story about some meaningless fling
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in Mexico and beg for free legal help?
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(SCOFFS)
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Oh, look.
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A judgmental, self-absorbed
douche-bag lawyer.
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How unexpected.
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Can't wait till my
BMW gets out of the shop.
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Oh, I forgot obnoxious.
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I'll tell you what's obnoxious:
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Assuming I would ignore
the thousands of families
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torn apart by immigration policies
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just so you and some
beach bum can get laid.
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(BOTH GASP)
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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- (CAR HONKING)
- Get out!
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One star.
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GABI: No. No, no, no! Wait, wait.
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This is not a shared ride.
I am her friend.
261
00:09:19,302 --> 00:09:20,501
Shocking.
262
00:09:20,536 --> 00:09:23,137
Listen, we can't offer you money,
263
00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:24,805
but I'm an incredible chef
264
00:09:24,841 --> 00:09:26,551
and, uh, how about we
just talk this whole
265
00:09:26,562 --> 00:09:28,152
thing over tomorrow night over dinner?
266
00:09:28,177 --> 00:09:30,144
You mean, like a date?
267
00:09:30,179 --> 00:09:31,345
(STAMMERING)
268
00:09:31,381 --> 00:09:33,180
Sure, if you take the case.
269
00:09:33,216 --> 00:09:34,315
- Gabi?
- Done.
270
00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:36,350
See you tomorrow. Wear something cute.
271
00:09:36,386 --> 00:09:37,485
Ugh.
272
00:09:40,356 --> 00:09:41,355
(DOOR CLOSES)
273
00:09:41,391 --> 00:09:43,290
Haha! Hahaha!
274
00:09:43,326 --> 00:09:45,359
We did it! (LAUGHS)
275
00:09:47,497 --> 00:09:50,464
Gabi, did it occur to you
that you just accepted a date
276
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,067
with someone when you're
in a relationship with Josh?
277
00:09:54,203 --> 00:09:55,436
No.
278
00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:57,338
It did not.
279
00:09:57,373 --> 00:10:00,341
See, this is where the "not
thinking" is not good.
280
00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:06,480
(ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
281
00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,191
Elliot, you gotta stop it.
282
00:10:17,226 --> 00:10:19,160
Your piano playing is killing me.
283
00:10:19,195 --> 00:10:20,361
Admit it,
284
00:10:20,396 --> 00:10:22,430
you love me tickling the ivories.
285
00:10:22,465 --> 00:10:27,101
Now, how about I tickle the ebonies?
286
00:10:27,136 --> 00:10:28,569
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
287
00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:31,172
I mean it. You gotta stop it.
288
00:10:31,207 --> 00:10:33,541
Stop it. You stop it right now,
289
00:10:33,576 --> 00:10:35,176
or I'm gonna...
290
00:10:38,381 --> 00:10:41,148
(SCREAMING)
291
00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:43,584
We have got to get rid of that piano.
292
00:10:45,321 --> 00:10:47,154
Okay, how should I set the table?
293
00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:48,422
Do you wanna sit
next to him, across from him?
294
00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,191
How are we doing this?
Why are we doing this?
295
00:10:50,226 --> 00:10:51,425
Will you relax?
296
00:10:51,461 --> 00:10:53,427
No, Gabi, I cannot relax,
297
00:10:53,463 --> 00:10:55,396
because what if this creep
makes a move on you
298
00:10:55,431 --> 00:10:57,231
or... or Josh finds out
you're on a date?
299
00:10:57,266 --> 00:10:59,467
Okay. Will you stop
thinking of problems?
300
00:10:59,502 --> 00:11:01,469
See, this is the problem with thinking.
301
00:11:01,504 --> 00:11:04,171
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Ew, it's him.
302
00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:06,140
Okay, be nice. Can you be nice?
303
00:11:06,175 --> 00:11:07,341
Yes, I can be nice.
304
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,638
All right, I'm gonna go freshen up.
305
00:11:10,446 --> 00:11:12,279
- Ugh.
- Nice to see you too, Sofia.
306
00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:14,548
Yeah, that's right. I live here.
307
00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:17,284
I live here with Gabi,
so I'll be in my bedroom.
308
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,320
Have fun.
309
00:11:19,355 --> 00:11:22,423
You lay one hand on her, and I will
be on you so hard your head'll spin.
310
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,225
I'm not gonna touch her.
311
00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:25,259
- Don't.
- I'm not.
312
00:11:25,294 --> 00:11:26,560
Good. Have a good date,
313
00:11:26,596 --> 00:11:29,230
but not too good or I will
break your freaking thumbs.
314
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,300
God, you are mean. I love it.
315
00:11:35,471 --> 00:11:38,139
- What?
- Just like last night
316
00:11:38,174 --> 00:11:40,780
when you, uh, yelled at me
to get out of your car.
317
00:11:40,814 --> 00:11:42,734
I mean, that was... That was hot.
318
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,114
Yeah, so hot that you wouldn't help me
319
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,349
unless my friend went out with you.
320
00:11:48,384 --> 00:11:49,583
Okay.
321
00:11:49,619 --> 00:11:52,153
Full disclosure, I'm not
interested in your friend.
322
00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:54,321
But I knew if I got in good with her,
323
00:11:54,357 --> 00:11:57,224
I could run out the clock until your
relationship with Juancarlo fizzled,
324
00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,493
and then end things with Gabi, swoop in,
325
00:11:59,529 --> 00:12:01,362
and pull the old best friend switcheroo.
326
00:12:01,397 --> 00:12:02,496
Ugh!
327
00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:06,300
- You are disgusting.
- I'm a lawyer.
328
00:12:06,335 --> 00:12:08,469
Yeah, a disgusting one.
329
00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:11,105
You know, a decent lawyer
would have just helped out
330
00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:13,073
an immigrant out
of the kindness of his heart,
331
00:12:13,109 --> 00:12:15,442
not blackmail someone
into some sick roommate swap.
332
00:12:15,478 --> 00:12:18,112
- You have no idea...
- Oh, I have plenty of ideas,
333
00:12:18,147 --> 00:12:19,547
and I know exactly
the kind of guy you are.
334
00:12:19,582 --> 00:12:21,515
You don't have a clue, and if
you'd shut up for a minute,
335
00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:22,516
- I'd tell you.
- Excuse me,
336
00:12:22,552 --> 00:12:24,385
did you just tell me to shut up?
337
00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:27,354
Yeah, because I'm trying
to tell you that I was working
338
00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:30,224
all last night trying
to get Juancarlo a visa.
339
00:12:30,259 --> 00:12:32,359
- Why?
- Because I like you.
340
00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:34,528
Oh, my god. Please.
341
00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:37,498
There's gotta be...
something in it for you.
342
00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:39,200
What is wrong with you?
343
00:12:39,235 --> 00:12:41,135
I mean, can't somebody
just do something nice for you?
344
00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:45,139
No. Not a cocky,
manipulative, arrogant...
345
00:12:48,277 --> 00:12:50,177
Hey, I'm...
346
00:12:52,548 --> 00:12:54,348
Little shocked.
347
00:12:54,383 --> 00:12:56,417
Didn't see that coming.
348
00:12:56,452 --> 00:12:58,219
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
349
00:12:58,254 --> 00:12:59,453
I'll get it.
350
00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:07,094
- Hey, Gabi, I...
- Josh, hey. In the hall.
351
00:13:09,398 --> 00:13:10,497
What are you doing here?
352
00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:12,132
Feeling.
353
00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:13,467
Feeling?
354
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,536
I thought about what you said... nay,
355
00:13:15,571 --> 00:13:18,105
felt about what you said,
356
00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:20,140
and, Gabi, I did something crazy,
357
00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:22,476
something that a thinking
person would not normally do.
358
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,510
Are you ready?
359
00:13:23,546 --> 00:13:25,246
Uh... n...
360
00:13:25,281 --> 00:13:26,280
- Yes.
- (WHISTLES)
361
00:13:27,383 --> 00:13:28,515
Sorpresa!
362
00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,385
What the hell were you thinking?
363
00:13:35,743 --> 00:13:37,543
Juancarlo is here. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
364
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,683
And you brought him here.
365
00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,685
- Yeah, I did.
- Yeah, he did.
366
00:13:42,506 --> 00:13:45,374
Well, this is an amazing surprise.
367
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,576
Well, Gabi, when you told me
how much Sofia liked him,
368
00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:49,745
- I felt...
- Hm.
369
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,447
...like I had to do something.
370
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,450
Well, I feel, um...
371
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,618
Give me one second.
372
00:14:01,525 --> 00:14:03,592
Can I, uh... Can I talk
to you for a second?
373
00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:04,727
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
374
00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:06,428
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
375
00:14:06,464 --> 00:14:08,297
(WHISPERING) Why are you kissing Nick?
376
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,733
No, no. He was kissing me.
377
00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:12,568
Okay? I have no idea why.
378
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,636
I was yelling at him,
and then there was kissing
379
00:14:14,672 --> 00:14:17,639
out of nowhere, and I did not like
it, Gabi. I did not like it at all.
380
00:14:17,675 --> 00:14:19,375
Hm.
381
00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,410
Okay, if you, uh... (WHISPERING)
If you didn't like it,
382
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,312
why'd you linger?
383
00:14:23,347 --> 00:14:25,447
Uh, I didn't linger.
384
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:27,449
There was a pause of confusion
385
00:14:27,485 --> 00:14:29,318
followed by a wave of repulsion.
386
00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:34,656
Um, I only ask because on the
other side of that door...
387
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,358
(WHISPERING) is Juancarlo.
388
00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:38,427
What?
389
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:39,762
I couldn't wait any longer.
390
00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:42,531
Juancarlo.
391
00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:45,367
My Florida Gator.
392
00:14:50,741 --> 00:14:52,708
Uh, who's this guy?
393
00:14:52,743 --> 00:14:54,543
BOTH: Uh...
394
00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:55,711
Nick Walker. I'm a lawyer.
395
00:14:55,746 --> 00:14:57,513
I was here working to get you a visa,
396
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:58,714
but I see that's already taken care of,
397
00:14:58,749 --> 00:15:00,349
and I couldn't be happier.
398
00:15:00,384 --> 00:15:01,750
Bienvenidos a los Estados Unidos.
399
00:15:01,786 --> 00:15:04,420
Okay, thank you, Nick,
for your services.
400
00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:06,655
I... I shall walk you out now.
401
00:15:10,795 --> 00:15:12,728
Oh, so I didn't really need
to walk you out,
402
00:15:12,763 --> 00:15:15,297
I just wanted to let you know
that that kiss meant nothing.
403
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,331
So, goodbye.
404
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:17,566
Please.
405
00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,401
You didn't like that kiss at all?
406
00:15:19,437 --> 00:15:20,702
What did I just say?
407
00:15:20,738 --> 00:15:23,505
No, I did not like that kiss.
408
00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:25,641
I liked Juancarlo's kiss.
409
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,476
I give you three days.
410
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,777
You'll be crawling back to me.
411
00:15:28,813 --> 00:15:30,379
Ugh, you're disgusting.
412
00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:31,447
Three days.
413
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:34,383
One day.
414
00:15:34,418 --> 00:15:35,651
Juancarlo's been here one day,
415
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:38,420
and I'm already ready to
smuggle him back to Mexico.
416
00:15:38,456 --> 00:15:40,422
One day.
417
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:44,460
I have been here one day, and it is
not the same Sofia that I remember.
418
00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:45,494
What changed?
419
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,595
Everything.
420
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:49,364
He sounds and looks
so different in America.
421
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,667
Do you know he has
a horrible singing voice?
422
00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:55,504
He had that in Mexico.
423
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:58,474
In Mexico, she was fun and sexy.
424
00:15:58,509 --> 00:16:03,512
Here she is serious, uptight,
and covered in clothes.
425
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:06,615
Sofia, do you think maybe the reason
you're not into Juancarlo anymore
426
00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:09,718
is because maybe you
might be into someone else?
427
00:16:09,753 --> 00:16:11,620
Okay, I'll admit it.
428
00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:13,288
I miss my mom.
429
00:16:14,492 --> 00:16:17,459
(ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
430
00:16:18,796 --> 00:16:20,562
Oh, no.
431
00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:26,668
Elliot, you have got
to stop playing that damn piano.
432
00:16:26,704 --> 00:16:28,337
Why?
433
00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:29,771
(SIGHS) Because I...
434
00:16:29,807 --> 00:16:32,574
finally realized why
I had a sex dream about you.
435
00:16:33,811 --> 00:16:35,544
(MUSIC STOPS)
436
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,613
I'm stopping.
437
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,382
Ah! It wasn't about you.
438
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,683
I mean, I did have
your face on there, but...
439
00:16:41,719 --> 00:16:43,685
It was...
440
00:16:43,721 --> 00:16:45,521
It was about Coleman.
441
00:16:45,556 --> 00:16:47,723
I remind you of your six-foot-two,
442
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,725
beautiful black ex-husband?
443
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,595
I get that.
444
00:16:53,631 --> 00:16:56,632
He used to play that song
every time we had a fight.
445
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,735
And as soon as he played it...
Oh, we'd make up
446
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,470
and make sweet love.
447
00:17:03,641 --> 00:17:08,477
(SIGHS) Can you believe it's been
10 years since I heard that song?
448
00:17:08,512 --> 00:17:09,645
(SIGHS)
449
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,282
Ten years and he's remarried,
moved on, and...
450
00:17:13,317 --> 00:17:15,350
(SIGHS) I'm sitting here all alone.
451
00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:20,455
Did it occur to you
452
00:17:20,491 --> 00:17:23,492
that maybe the reason the music
is having such an effect on you
453
00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:26,395
is because you're
finally ready to move on
454
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,664
and make beautiful music
with somebody else?
455
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,632
Not me.
456
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,437
But someone a lot better than Coleman.
457
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,307
It didn't occur to me until just now.
458
00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:39,575
Well, it's true.
459
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:41,476
Thanks, Elliot.
460
00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:45,714
And don't worry
about the dream, Yolanda.
461
00:17:45,749 --> 00:17:48,383
The only big black thing
I'll be touching is that piano.
462
00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:52,588
And we're back.
463
00:17:57,428 --> 00:17:58,486
I don't understand why I couldn't just
464
00:17:58,497 --> 00:17:59,805
break up with Juancarlo
in the apartment.
465
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,563
Why did I have to come
to Josh's to do it?
466
00:18:01,599 --> 00:18:03,565
Because it's much better here.
467
00:18:03,601 --> 00:18:05,601
You know, you just do it,
and you walk out.
468
00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:06,668
Can't walk out of your own place.
469
00:18:06,704 --> 00:18:09,471
Plus, if you break something,
it won't be ours.
470
00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:13,542
You're right. God, you're so right.
471
00:18:13,577 --> 00:18:14,676
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
472
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,648
Oh, and next year,
feel free to forget my birthday.
473
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,619
Hey, Josh.
474
00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:24,686
He's in the office.
475
00:18:24,722 --> 00:18:26,455
(GROANS)
476
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,664
Hey, Juancarlo.
477
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,566
Josh said you might be in here.
478
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:39,701
No, no, please don't turn around.
479
00:18:39,737 --> 00:18:43,438
If I see your face, I might not be
able to say what I have to say.
480
00:18:43,474 --> 00:18:44,539
Um...
481
00:18:44,575 --> 00:18:45,774
okay.
482
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,511
The time we had in Mexico,
483
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,413
it was magic,
484
00:18:51,448 --> 00:18:54,483
and you're, like, one of the most
amazing people I've ever met.
485
00:18:54,518 --> 00:18:55,784
And...
486
00:18:55,819 --> 00:18:59,588
you made me open up and feel
something that I haven't felt in...
487
00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:03,291
a really long time. Um...
488
00:19:04,461 --> 00:19:07,562
But honestly, I did not
expect you to show up here,
489
00:19:07,598 --> 00:19:10,632
and... between the time I last saw you
490
00:19:10,668 --> 00:19:12,634
and when you came, uh...
491
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:14,536
Granted, it was a very small window...
492
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:18,473
I... kind of maybe met someone else.
493
00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:20,409
And for whatever reason,
494
00:19:20,444 --> 00:19:22,511
I have not been able
to stop thinking about him.
495
00:19:26,884 --> 00:19:27,849
One day.
496
00:19:29,653 --> 00:19:30,852
Not three.
497
00:19:30,888 --> 00:19:32,788
One.
498
00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:35,857
I... I actually wasn't
talking about you.
499
00:19:35,893 --> 00:19:37,859
I was talking about someone else.
It was another guy that I...
500
00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:39,561
This guy that I met at the BART system.
501
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,796
He's a doctor, not a lawyer.
I hate lawyer...
502
00:19:45,536 --> 00:19:47,602
- Huh.
- We did it.
503
00:19:47,638 --> 00:19:48,870
(WHISPERS) Yeah, we did.
504
00:19:48,906 --> 00:19:51,573
It's kind of quiet. What do you
think's happening in there?
505
00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:54,409
This.
506
00:19:55,913 --> 00:19:59,581
(ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
507
00:20:16,435 --> 00:20:20,222
(ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
508
00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:24,176
I've been waiting for you.
509
00:20:24,886 --> 00:20:26,652
Oh, my damn.
510
00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:29,620
Admit it.
511
00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:32,523
You're entangled in my passionate web
512
00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:34,391
of rhythm and melody.
513
00:20:34,427 --> 00:20:35,559
I am.
514
00:20:37,396 --> 00:20:38,662
Take me, Yolanda.
515
00:20:41,734 --> 00:20:44,535
Ah! Ah! Ah!
516
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:45,703
Ah!
517
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,512
We gotta get rid of that piano.
518
00:20:49,605 --> 00:20:54,118
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