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Show me yours
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That's right, the time has come
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To hunt the red and blue dragons
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And they on the run
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This ain't a game, dragon
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Please don't take the chance
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I got a lance in my pants
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I'm a legend like Bagger Vance
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Please believe the folklore
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I'ma choke your neck
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I slay dragons for riches
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- Oh!
- Jeez.
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- Oh, my bad, dude.
- Sorry, Tez.
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That was a direct hit.
That's my fault.
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I figured your big-ass nose
would've deflected it.
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You would think, but
you hit me in the eye, bitch!
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Oh, we were just trying
to roll up on Waymond, really.
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Dammit, Waymond!
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Now you must pay.
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Man, something's jammed in this.
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- Wait, no, no!
- D'oh!
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- Whoa.
- God, you're a stupid mother...
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Yo! That's point blank, man.
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Are you guys crazy?
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- Kneecaps only.
- No, no! Ow!
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- Oh!
- Oh, that broke skin.
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Oh, don't slip on this sale,
because it is really a heater.
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- Uh, how are ya?
- Give me the guns.
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Sold.
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Now!
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All right,
but they're for protection.
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You know,
it's getting dark out there.
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- I don't care, okay?
- I'm gonna take the clip.
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You are at work in an office.
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- Act like it.
- This is bullcrap.
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We brought those guns
to work fair and square.
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You're, like, the meanest,
most uncaring boss ever.
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Oh, Blake,
I'm so sorry I disappointed you.
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Get back to work.
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Jillian, come on.
Let's do this video chat.
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Well, 2012 was great for us.
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So I know working
with Telamericorp again in 2013
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is the right move.
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Well, that is wonderful.
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That's exactly what
we wanted to hear, Bridget.
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And I gotta say, it is so wonderful
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working with a fellow animal lover.
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Right back at ya, Alice.
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I'll have this contract
emailed to you this week.
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That's great.
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Beautiful birds by the way.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Yeah, this one right here,
African Grey.
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Wonder of the sky, I always say.
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I do too!
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All right, you take care, Bridget.
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Bye.
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Ugh, get these goddamn things
off of me!
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All right, okay.
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Okay.
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- Jillian!
- All right, I know.
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- Jillian!
- I know.
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- Get it...
- Got him.
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Ugh!
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Earth Pets of West Covina,
such a respectable company.
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Shut up and gimme some skin.
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- Ow.
- Ooh!
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Ah, I am so good.
And you know what?
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I am so getting that raise
and bonus vacay days, girl.
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Now why don't you take
these little shit makers
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back to the store, okay?
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What...
Alice, I hand-picked them.
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I've told them my secrets.
They're my best friends.
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I think you can handle it.
And I want receipts.
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Hello, nerds.
I need you to fill these out.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Now we have to fill stuff out?
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You are the meanest person ever.
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It'll take ten seconds.
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Just circle all fives
and don't leave any comments.
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Hang on.
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This is an evaluation of you?
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"Very good" is a five,
"very bad" is a one.
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Interesting.
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And a boss who takes away
my work guns is very bad,
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like a man who touches kids
near their buttholes.
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That's bad.
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Oh, that smells exactly
like one, doesn't it?
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- What?
- Does mine smell like a one?
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- Oh, yeah, they're all ones.
- Does yours smell like a one?
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How about, if you give me all fives,
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I'll give you your guns back?
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- Yes!
- Oh, okay.
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Nice!
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And a free day
to do whatever we want.
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All fives.
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- Yes!
- Yeah, baby!
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Guys, guys, guys.
And...
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- On top of that...
- Oh, what's that?
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Hot bread.
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No to what he said,
but yes to what I said
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about the work guns and the free day.
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- I ain't got time to bleed.
- Are you bleeding?
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No, because...
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I ain't got time to bleed.
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Oh, right.
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- Thanks, dude!
- Nice!
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Okay, these guys are trapped.
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- Let's eviscerate these fools.
- Yeah, baby.
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Oh, don't you...
do not shoot me!
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Okay, I've got live...
Office supplies.
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Live... okay.
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Back off, bitches!
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End of the line, Tez.
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Drop it or we drop you.
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Ha ha!
Ah!
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Nobody move or this boy
gets pumped full of plastic.
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I don't...
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- gee...
- Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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- Oh.
- Whoa.
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That was incredible.
You're my hero, that was...
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what the hell was that crash?
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Oh, my... you guys,
I gave you the day off.
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Travis.
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I was just coming by to...
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Scoop the evaluations
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and get a look-see at
how you do things around here.
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Now I know.
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Travis, it was just...
it was a special occasion.
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Uh, a deal I made
to boost office morale.
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Oh?
And what was the deal?
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We just had to give her fives.
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High... Fives.
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High fives, Travis,
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because there is nothing
that boosts my morale
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more than getting some skin.
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Up high!
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You're not getting that raise.
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No, Travis,
I already booked my package
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to Playa Del Carmen.
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Travis, I earned this raise
and I deserve this vacation.
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Then why don't you
take the rest of the week off?
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Think things over.
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And hopefully you'll come back
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sharing my perspective
on the situation.
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And why don't you
take the rest of your life
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to figure out
what an asshole you are?
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Good luck, everyone.
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Have fun wasting your lives here.
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- Don't cause a scene, Alice.
- Oh, fuck off, Travis!
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And eat a dick.
I quit!
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Jillian, I want you
to pack all my things
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and bring it to my car.
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Oh, would you like me to do that?
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Would you like that?
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Well, guess what, baby.
You're outta here!
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I think you can handle it...
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And I want receipts.
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Jillian, please, just help her.
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You got it, Travis.
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Dang, Alice went out like a "g."
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End of an era.
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Hate to see her go, but...
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I love to stare at her butt
as she goes leaving.
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Way too skinny for me.
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- You think?
- Mm, truly.
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{pub}- Oh, tits quota, right.
- It's a tits quota.
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That's right.
That's good.
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What's going on here?
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I thought I'd open things up
around here.
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By the way, you are 32 minutes late,
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which means you will
start getting paid
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- at the top of the next hour.
- Are we?
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- Yes.
- Wait, what?
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You're not the boss of us.
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Oh, I am...
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Till I find Alice's replacement.
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In the meantime, I'll be making
some changes around here.
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And I'm not just talking
about the lush greenery.
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Some efficiency adjustments.
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Some new rules, new seats.
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You boys are no longer cube mates.
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Jillian!
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Pardonne-moi.
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What are you doing?
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- Oh, my gosh, no.
- I told you to move the wall.
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- Move the wall!
- Not... not him.
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Oh, Jet Set.
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All right, Jesse!
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Appreciate you rinsing your hair out.
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It was just a sanitary matter.
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It was a silly hairdo anyway.
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Now you won't be ruining
those headsets
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with your hair jelly.
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Jillian...
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Tell the fellas
where they'll be working.
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Follow me.
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Adam, park it.
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Blake...
Over there.
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Anders, follow the leader.
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Yellow?
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Yo, bro.
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You can't see me,
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but I'm flicking Montez off
right now.
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- No, I can see him.
- Oh, you can see me.
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I'm, like, just
literally ten feet away.
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Eww! Your hands are so hairy, bro.
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You're disgusting,
you're a disgusting human.
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I hate you.
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Anyway, what's going on
with you, Ders?
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Mm, not much, man.
I'm just living my sucky life.
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- Just hating it.
- Yeah, I get that.
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My sales are up though.
Record high today for sales.
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Me too!
That's bizarre!
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- We're like the same person.
- Yeah.
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I have...
I have pissed in,
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like, this dude's plants,
like, three times though.
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Oh, man, I miss you.
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Hey, hang on.
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Blazarium.
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Hey. It's Blake
from the, uh, old cubicle.
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Um, I just made a sale.
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And if I don't smoke something soon,
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I'm gonna put my face
in the paper shredder.
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So please can we meet up
in the hotel lobby?
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That's what we're calling
the storage closet, right?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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- You's about to get zippo'd!
- Oh, man!
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- Look what I brought.
- I missed you!
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I know, I've honestly
missed you a lot too.
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Is it...
it's been too long, dude.
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- It has.
- Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
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I took a pee in one of those bushes
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- just like you did.
- Nice! Get in here!
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I missed you too.
Honestly I have.
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- I'm trying to be you.
- I didn't think I would.
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- But I did.
- Let's smoke about it.
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Yeah, we're gonna smoke about it.
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I don't know what you were
planning on doing in here,
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but I'm betting it didn't
involve making sales calls.
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Uh...
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it depends on what you mean
by "sales calls."
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- We could try.
- Let's hit the phones!
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Hmm?
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And stop flipping me off.
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How does he see that?
That was incredible.
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- Gosh.
- That's an amazing skill set.
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I hate this dude, man.
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I guess I'll just see you guys
in there, all right?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Okay?
We're the bash bros!
255
00:09:46,511 --> 00:09:48,588
Let's bash this fool,
catch him slipping.
256
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,390
We do need to catch him
slipping, but he doesn't slip.
257
00:09:50,515 --> 00:09:52,342
It's like he's wearing
shoes for crews, man.
258
00:09:52,616 --> 00:09:53,626
Guys, I got an idea.
259
00:09:53,751 --> 00:09:55,094
Look, I got this app on my phone
260
00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,629
where you can record people's voices
261
00:09:56,754 --> 00:09:58,131
and then edit it around
262
00:09:58,256 --> 00:09:59,641
so they say things
that they didn't even say.
263
00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,067
- Can that work?
- Whoa.
264
00:10:01,192 --> 00:10:02,644
- You tell me.
- Welcome to the future.
265
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,521
My favorite meal
266
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:08,207
is butt salad with extra butt.
267
00:10:08,332 --> 00:10:09,976
- Eww!
- What?
268
00:10:10,101 --> 00:10:11,677
Whoa, extra butt.
269
00:10:11,802 --> 00:10:13,512
- No, I don't like butt salad.
- Ew, you nasty, boy.
270
00:10:13,637 --> 00:10:14,739
Apparently you do.
271
00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:17,117
My favorite salad is Asian salad.
272
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,918
- Asian salad is good.
- Mm-hmm.
273
00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:20,320
- Butt-dorf.
- Butt salad?
274
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,199
You don't know what it tastes like.
275
00:10:21,324 --> 00:10:22,768
- Could be delicious.
- It's right there.
276
00:10:22,893 --> 00:10:24,040
- Yeah.
- Which is crazy.
277
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,992
That is crazy, how close it is.
278
00:10:26,117 --> 00:10:27,293
Butt salad and Asian salad?
279
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,362
No, butt salad and vagina salad.
280
00:10:29,487 --> 00:10:31,431
Oh, I'll mess with that.
281
00:10:31,556 --> 00:10:33,049
Yeah, I'll mess
with some of that salad.
282
00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:34,175
Cool?
283
00:10:34,341 --> 00:10:35,302
Wait, why do you have that?
284
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,136
Well, it's for, like,
a future situation
285
00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:38,597
in case I need to blackmail you guys.
286
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,606
I love future situations.
287
00:10:40,731 --> 00:10:42,108
Those are, like, my favorite.
288
00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:43,443
Out of all sitches,
those are my favorite.
289
00:10:43,568 --> 00:10:45,103
- Play mine.
- Sure.
290
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,779
In middle school,
291
00:10:46,904 --> 00:10:48,982
I tricked this homeless dude
I bought weed from
292
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,350
into walking into traffic,
293
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,218
and when he got hit by a cement truck
294
00:10:52,343 --> 00:10:54,187
I just took off on my bike.
295
00:10:54,312 --> 00:10:55,855
- Oh, my God!
- That sounded real.
296
00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:58,033
Oh, my God.
How did you make me say that?
297
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,259
Oh, no, that one was just
a drunk voicemail
298
00:11:00,384 --> 00:11:02,120
that you left me a while back, yeah.
299
00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:06,065
- Very impressive.
- Thank you.
300
00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:07,626
- Very cool, very cool.
- Thank you, thank you.
301
00:11:07,891 --> 00:11:09,369
Also could we delete that?
302
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,796
'cause I could go to prison
for something like that.
303
00:11:13,598 --> 00:11:15,475
All right.
You got this, Ders.
304
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,343
- Okay, once again...
- Stop.
305
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,112
The sentence we agreed on
306
00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:20,546
was "I will force her to the ground
307
00:11:20,671 --> 00:11:22,681
- and bury my dick in her."
- Got it.
308
00:11:22,806 --> 00:11:24,750
Say all that
and we'll have his balls...
309
00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:25,981
By the balls, I guess.
310
00:11:26,106 --> 00:11:27,520
We'll have his balls by the balls.
311
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,980
That's the best way, all wrapped up.
312
00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:31,983
Come on in!
313
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,792
Travis.
314
00:11:33,917 --> 00:11:35,070
Man, how are you?
315
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,197
Um, look, I was just in here
316
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,698
to ask you about
some sales techniques,
317
00:11:39,823 --> 00:11:42,160
because, you know,
real recognize real.
318
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:45,338
So I'm gonna ask you
how you prefer to call.
319
00:11:45,463 --> 00:11:47,940
'cause I'm more of a smooth operator.
320
00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:50,543
Um, but I was wondering
if you believed in
321
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:53,880
using brute, um,
322
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,257
- uh, like brute...
- Force?
323
00:11:56,423 --> 00:11:57,884
Force! Yes!
Perfect.
324
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,019
And, uh, also there was a name
325
00:12:00,144 --> 00:12:01,930
that I was seeing on the list.
326
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,389
And I couldn't figure out
how to pronounce it.
327
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:09,429
So I'll just write it here.
You know.
328
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,231
Barry McCockiner.
329
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,066
Yes!
That's...
330
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,360
Gotta be how you pronounce it,
thank you.
331
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,271
I can't believe
we went with that cliche.
332
00:12:18,396 --> 00:12:19,672
Barry McCockiner?
333
00:12:19,797 --> 00:12:21,807
That's weak, dude.
334
00:12:21,932 --> 00:12:23,109
I know, I know.
335
00:12:23,234 --> 00:12:24,643
And I just thought of a good one.
336
00:12:24,768 --> 00:12:25,787
Like, just now.
337
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,246
I've been thinking of great ones
338
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,747
ever since he went in there.
339
00:12:28,872 --> 00:12:32,409
Yeah, but it's too late now, right?
340
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:35,964
I did that earlier.
341
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:40,059
It's something-town Julie brown.
342
00:12:40,184 --> 00:12:42,517
And I know it's not uptown,
'cause I would remember that.
343
00:12:42,642 --> 00:12:43,722
It's like...
344
00:12:44,422 --> 00:12:46,765
Uh...
345
00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:49,102
Down.
Thanks for the help.
346
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,736
Okay, psst.
Ders.
347
00:12:50,861 --> 00:12:52,605
- Ders, if you can hear me...
- Appreciate it.
348
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,149
- Forget Barry McCockiner, Ders.
- I'm gonna go.
349
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,692
- Wait.
- We're going with Yerpa.
350
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:56,976
- First name Yerpa.
- Shh!
351
00:12:57,101 --> 00:12:58,478
C. Stinks.
Yerpa C. Stinks.
352
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,812
- You get it?
- Yeah, yeah.
353
00:12:59,937 --> 00:13:01,906
Or try Ivana Jizinu.
354
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,317
Uh, it's a Russian-Japanese
girl, if he asks.
355
00:13:04,442 --> 00:13:06,119
- Ivana Jizinu.
- Ivana.
356
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,121
Hit him with the Ivana first.
357
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,556
Yeah, we just felt like
Barry McCockiner
358
00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:12,492
has been, like, played out
a little bit.
359
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,294
Like, I felt like
I've seen it places.
360
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,862
- Ders?
- Gentlemen!
361
00:13:16,987 --> 00:13:20,399
Please join us in my office.
362
00:13:20,524 --> 00:13:22,735
Sorry.
363
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:23,928
Yes.
364
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,939
{pub}I am gonna take
my boss hat off for a second,
365
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,792
because at the end of the day...
366
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,569
We're all just men, right?
367
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,295
- Ha. Yeah, don't...
- Yeah.
368
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,764
Don't let the hair fool ya.
369
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,450
'cause of your longer... yes.
370
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,951
So let's try and act like men.
371
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,579
Quit sneaking around my office,
372
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,006
playing little games.
373
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,333
That's not what men do.
374
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,043
And I know...
375
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,629
Because I am a real man.
376
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,906
- Yeah.
- Yes.
377
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,094
Do you see what I mean?
378
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,056
Not even that big, right?
379
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,724
- Very average-size.
- Surprisingly.
380
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,193
- 'cause you're tall.
- Yeah, 'cause you're a big man.
381
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,062
You'd think it'd be...
382
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,605
but at least
I'm putting it out there.
383
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,023
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, you are.
384
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,816
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you are.
385
00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:21,903
Now... Are you guys real men?
386
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,696
- Yeah.
- Are you?
387
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,823
- Yeah.
- Totally, yeah.
388
00:14:25,989 --> 00:14:29,327
Then whip it out.
389
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,121
Get your dick outta your pants now!
390
00:14:32,287 --> 00:14:34,315
Are you men or not?
391
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,416
Show it!
392
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,294
- No.
- That's what I figured.
393
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,837
Now...
394
00:14:40,003 --> 00:14:42,623
Let's finish the day strong, okay?
395
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:45,468
Make some sales, hmm?
396
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,387
All right.
Yeah.
397
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,796
- Yes.
- Okay, good.
398
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:51,391
- Get back to work.
- Get back to work.
399
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:58,898
What do you think you're doing?
400
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,025
My hair.
401
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,403
Well, you better rinse it out
before Travis sees it!
402
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,103
What's happening here?
403
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,532
This is not the Telamericorp
that I used to know.
404
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,285
I look around, I recognize nothing!
405
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,080
Where's all the smiles, the giggling?
406
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,723
Can somebody tell me
where the giggling at, huh?
407
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,166
Jesse!
408
00:15:17,332 --> 00:15:20,712
If you wanna talk,
step into my office.
409
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,730
Travis, before you got here,
410
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,424
we was all friends.
411
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,000
Work was fun.
412
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,677
We used to love to walk
through that door.
413
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:31,598
But now, since you been here,
this place is sorry!
414
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,642
Jesse!
Calm down.
415
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,227
Jet!
416
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:39,022
My name is Jet motherfucking Set!
417
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,608
But you can call me Patrick Swayze.
418
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,360
'cause guess what?
I'm ghost.
419
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:47,621
Now gimme my goddamn cactus.
420
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:48,906
Have a good day.
421
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,092
See y'all later,
Montez, Waymond, all y'all.
422
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,527
Ders, Adams, Blake.
423
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,371
Jillian.
424
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,165
Okay, that happened.
425
00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,291
Now back to work!
426
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,740
Okay.
That happened.
427
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,092
Now back to work!
428
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:11,971
Show's over.
Back to work!
429
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,605
Jillian still has those birds.
430
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,649
She thinks she's above the law.
431
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,226
Well, she just got marked for death.
432
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,095
I'm gonna throw that cage
off the roof.
433
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,531
No, no, no, no, no.
I got a better idea.
434
00:16:30,697 --> 00:16:33,326
Maybe we should rattle Travis' cage.
435
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,185
Ah!
436
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,010
Geez! Ah!
Hyah!
437
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,898
No!
438
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,723
Fiona Apple!
439
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,793
- Marty McFly!
- Ha!
440
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,491
- Jimmy Kimmel!
- Ha! Ha!
441
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,159
Oh! Jimmy Fallon!
The Jimmies!
442
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,962
No.
443
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:34,462
Can I please speak
with a Ms. Janet Paulson?
444
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,139
I'll speak with anyone in the house.
445
00:17:50,343 --> 00:17:52,153
{pub}Jillian, I don't know
what you want, all right?
446
00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:53,781
We didn't do anything.
It wasn't us.
447
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:56,117
I need to apologize to you guys.
448
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,493
I done fricked up, okay?
449
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,160
I turned my back on you,
450
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,096
and I let Travis
take advantage of my innocence.
451
00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:03,958
But then he went and killed
my baby birds.
452
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,585
What?
Those were babies?
453
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,128
No, eggs are baby birds.
454
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,672
No, eggs are baby chickens.
455
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,715
Everyone's wrong.
456
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,308
Guys, he's been recording
your every move.
457
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,261
Okay, there's cameras in the plants.
458
00:18:15,769 --> 00:18:18,146
And he put me in charge
of surveillance.
459
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,182
I'm so, so, so...
I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
460
00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:23,186
Whoa! She's not kidding.
There's a tiny camera in here.
461
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,521
- Oh, my God.
- Feel like a tattle rat.
462
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:26,821
Oh, my gosh.
463
00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:28,356
If Earth Pets saw footage
464
00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:29,658
of that dude duck hunting
those birds out there,
465
00:18:29,783 --> 00:18:31,159
they would be pissed!
466
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,987
We need your help
and Jet Set's hair cream.
467
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,406
Coming in, Trav.
468
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,432
We're here to tell you you're
about to get a video chat call
469
00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:38,833
from the people at Earth Pets.
470
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,169
Yeah, I guess they got
some surveillance video
471
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:44,373
of a certain executive
shooting birds.
472
00:18:44,539 --> 00:18:45,750
Hmm, that'd be crazy.
473
00:18:46,065 --> 00:18:47,208
And I wouldn't say
they didn't like it...
474
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,010
Because they didn't not like it.
475
00:18:49,135 --> 00:18:53,132
'cause they loved hating it
and not liking it at all.
476
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,426
Wha...
477
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:56,761
Oh, you might wanna answer that.
478
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,596
"Oh, no, I'm fired."
479
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:01,682
Travis Rockne
of T.A.C. here.
480
00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:04,143
Hi, Travis.
Bridget McCarthy of Earth Pets.
481
00:19:04,441 --> 00:19:06,019
Hello, Bridget.
482
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,787
I was told you've taken over
for Alice Murphy.
483
00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:09,388
Temporarily.
484
00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:11,190
Alice has moved on
to greener pastures and I'm...
485
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:13,083
In the process of looking...
486
00:19:15,278 --> 00:19:17,448
At... for her, uh, replacement.
487
00:19:17,722 --> 00:19:19,098
Well, I hate to tell you this,
488
00:19:19,223 --> 00:19:20,633
but we don't wanna work
with a replacement.
489
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:23,120
And we surely don't wanna work
with you either.
490
00:19:23,286 --> 00:19:26,172
Bridget, you know how
we value your... your business.
491
00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:28,107
Okay, well, get Alice Murphy back
492
00:19:28,232 --> 00:19:30,169
or you won't have our business,
bird killer!
493
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,270
Bird killer!
494
00:19:34,105 --> 00:19:36,315
You see our dicks, right?
495
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,117
Mine's getting cold,
so I'm gonna put it away.
496
00:19:38,242 --> 00:19:39,719
- Yeah, it's a little cold.
- You keep it cold in here.
497
00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,153
Very chilly!
498
00:19:41,278 --> 00:19:42,488
So they're not as big
as they should be.
499
00:19:42,613 --> 00:19:44,090
- Very chilly.
- But they were out.
500
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:46,143
Let it be known
they're out, we're men.
501
00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:47,513
- So...
- Okay.
502
00:19:49,353 --> 00:19:51,130
That's right, bitches.
503
00:19:51,255 --> 00:19:52,565
I'm back.
504
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,734
What is that piss smell in here?
505
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:56,135
- Jillian.
- Hi! Good to see you.
506
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,670
- You look great.
- Shut up.
507
00:19:57,795 --> 00:19:59,031
- I'd love to.
- Couple of things.
508
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,492
I need you to confirm my flight
to Playa Del Carmen.
509
00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:04,110
And I need you to find
those little birds.
510
00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:06,580
I gotta do a video chat
with Earth Pets in a second.
511
00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:10,249
Oh, uh, well, Alice...
512
00:20:10,374 --> 00:20:12,712
actually, we kind of still have them.
513
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,463
We're just glad
to have you back, Alice.
514
00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:16,465
Well, uh, Bridget,
515
00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:17,591
- I just can't wait...
- Ba-caw!
516
00:20:17,757 --> 00:20:19,592
To be getting back, and I promise
517
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:21,137
I'll contact you next week,
okay, gal pal?
518
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,888
- Ba-caw!
- See you later. Bye!
519
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:24,563
- Okay.
- Ba-caw!
520
00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:25,766
Okay, okay, okay.
We're done.
521
00:20:25,932 --> 00:20:27,435
- Yeah.
- She's gone.
522
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,668
Cool.
523
00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:30,169
Hey, Alice, uh,
the lady on your computer,
524
00:20:30,294 --> 00:20:33,039
- she's not wrong.
- That's really nice.
525
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,609
Now why don't you get these
goddamn dead birds off of me...
526
00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:36,776
- Sure.
- And get back to work?
527
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:37,611
- Sorry.
- How about that?
528
00:20:37,777 --> 00:20:38,821
I'm gonna keep this one.
529
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:39,780
- It was fun.
- Oh, hey.
530
00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:41,324
Can we get our airsoft guns back?
531
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,082
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
No problem.
532
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:45,752
Thank you.
533
00:20:47,678 --> 00:20:48,873
Whoa!
Whoa!
534
00:20:49,346 --> 00:20:50,624
Yeah!
535
00:20:52,449 --> 00:20:54,253
God, I wish this was real.
536
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:58,257
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