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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Hey.
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Hey. So what's the big news?
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How do you know I have news?
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Because whenever you've got news,
this is how you walk up to me.
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You're all...
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Hey.
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That is not what I do when I have news.
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You got news?
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Yes.
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Let's go.
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Okay. So yesterday I was at Neutronium
Records, meeting with Mason...
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And I met Kojeezy!
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Shut the fridge!
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So I told him about our
song-writing class here...
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Oh man...
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And he's gonna come and let us
all play our songs for him...
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Sweet Joseph...
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And if he hears one that he likes, he
said he might buy it and produce it!
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Oh-ho!
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Hey, let's go tell those guys over there!
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Yeah! Yeah. Wait wait wait...
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Let's do this the right way.
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Okay!
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Hey.
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[ Music ]
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Here I am once again.
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Feeling lost but now and then.
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I breathe it in to let it go.
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And you don't know where you are now.
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And what it will come to if
only somebody could hear.
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When you figure out how.
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You're lost in the moment.
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You disappear.
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You don't have to be afraid
to put your dream in action.
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You'll never gonna fade.
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You'll be the main attraction.
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Not a fantasy.
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Just remember me.
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When it turns out right.
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Because you know that if you
live in your imagination.
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Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination.
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In my victory.
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Just remember me.
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When I make it shine.
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Whoa... that's insane.
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Wait wait wait, watch what
happens when I zoom in.
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- No way!
- Yeah.
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Hi.
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Oh and now you can turn it this way...
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Oh man, this is blowing my mind.
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Hi!
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- Hey Cat.
- Hey.
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- What are guys looking at?
- Pearmaps upgraded their app.
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Now you can look at any
place in the whole world...
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In super high rez.
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No way I don't get it.
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Show her.
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See, here's an overhead
shot of our school...
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- Cool.
- And now I'll just zoom in...
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I'm falling!
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What... you guys looking
at the new Pearmaps app?
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Yeah, now you can zoom in from any angle.
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- Oh my God, that's where we eat lunch!
- Yeah! The Pearmaps satellite
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must have taken this shot a few months ago.
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From space!
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Hi!
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Cat, we're inside.
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Hey! Is that us?
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Oh my gosh, that is us!
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Oh yeah, I'm wearing my red boots.
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Uh, can you zoom in tighter on Jade?
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I think... a zooma-zoom zoom.
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- Um...
- Oh!
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No! Okay, no... I'm not...
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- Picking your nose?
- Cat!
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I was not, picking it.
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I was just scratching the outside
of my nose, like this...
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Well yeah you see, from this angle,
it just looks like you're picking...
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Don't say it!
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Okay, nobody mentions this to anyone.
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- We won't.
- Promise.
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You mean you picking your nose?
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- Cat!
- Come on.
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- Shh!
- I was scratching it.
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Right.
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Andre!
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It's raining in my bathroom!
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Grandma, you were just taking a shower.
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I'm gonna go get some orange juice!
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Okay, what was it? Uh...
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Andre!
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There's a helicopter in the kitchen!
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Grandma, that's just the ceiling fan.
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It's just the ceiling fan!
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Andre!
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I'm out.
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Read your book.
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Yeah.
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What is that?
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My trophy.
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For what?
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For the shelf in my bedroom.
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But, how'd you get it?
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I took mom's credit card, went online
to Trophiocity dot com, and bought it.
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Trina Vega, first place.
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Go me!
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Someone get that.
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Oh hey.
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- You busy?
- No.
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- Is everything okay?
- Yeah yeah, it's just...
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I'm trying to write my song,
you know, for Kojeezy and,
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my grandma's driving me outta my mind.
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Uh, would it be cool if I...
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You wanna write your song here?
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- Would you mind?
- No. Not at all.
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Aw, thanks.
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Wait... wh...
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Ow...
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Oh.
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Wh...
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What happened?
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Was I sleeping?!
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You were.
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Did I hear a loud whistle?
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Nah, you probably just dreamed it.
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So why were you sleeping on the stairs?
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Because...
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Andre stayed over at my house last night,
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and he was playing the piano
until four in the morning.
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So I didn't get any...
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I wasn't done talking.
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I was done listening.
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Hey Jade...
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If you had to choose between
your elbow and your nose.
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I guess you'd... pick your nose.
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Hey!
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- Hey babe, I was just looking for you.
- Who told?!
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- Told what?
- About me!
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About me on Pearmaps.
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- I told no one.
- I told people not to look.
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Well, then it had to have
been Robbie because...
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What do you mean you "told
people not to look?"
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I tweeted it on The Slap.
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You...
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What did you tweet?
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Just...
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"Please do not go on Pearmaps
and look up Hollywood Arts".
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"If you do, do not zoom in on Jade".
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"P.S. she's not picking her nose".
I made it super clear.
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- What?
- Just run.
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Run fast and far.
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Hey Jade...
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As a guy who used to pick his
nose, I'm here to tell you...
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It gets better.
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Hm.
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- Ah!
- No!
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Settle, settle. Shh, shh.
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Settle. Settle. Settle.
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Shh. Shh.
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I am so hungry.
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Well, then someone's about
to be a very happy girl.
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Is it me?! What's happening?!
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Guess what I put in the oven
before we went shopping.
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- Family Pot Pie?!
- Family Pot Pie!
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Yes! Yes yes yes! Yes yes yes yes!
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Oh my gosh, I think Family Pot Pie
might be my number one favorite...
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Hey!
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Wh... what are you doing?
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Oh, the oven went ding, so
I took this pot pie out.
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Then I ate it.
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Do I smell Family Pot Pie?
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- Yes.
- Andre ate it.
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What?!
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Wait, was this one pot pie for the whole...
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I thought everybody got their own.
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No! My mom makes one big pot
pie, and we all share it.
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That's why it's called Family Pot Pie.
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Well, it's gone.
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So now what do we do for dinner?
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Wait! I got it!
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I think I got it...
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[ Music ]
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Yeah!
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I don't got it.
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Trina!
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[ Music ]
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Hey!
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Oh hey.
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What are you doing up so late?
You oughtta be asleep.
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Yeah. I sure oughtta.
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- What's the deal?
- The deal is this!
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It's three in the morning
and there are people here,
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like me who are trying to sleep!
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So if you need to be up
writing your music this late,
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you need to go do it somewhere else!
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That's the deal, take it or take it!
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- Well!
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
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Don't gimme "well"!
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You should be apologizing.
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Uh, you're the one who said, "you
wanna write your song here?"
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And then I said, "do you
mind if I do it here?"
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And then you said, "why no, not at all".
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I never said, "why no".
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I didn't think you'd bring
in suitcases and move in,
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and keep me up all night and stick
your face in my Family Pot Pie.
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Okay.
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If you're gonna treat me like
this, I'm gonna go on home.
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What do ya think of that?
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It was my idea!
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Listen...
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About your mom's pot pie...
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What?
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- I've had better.
- Oh!
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You want it. You want it.
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You want it. Uh uh uh uh uh.
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You want it. Uh uh uh uh uh.
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- Sinjin.
- You want it...
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- You want it...
- Sinjin.
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You want...
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No one wants it.
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Well, with all due respect, I'd
like to hear Kojeezy's opinion.
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Ah!
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Ow!
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You're not my father!
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Okay, next up is...
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Yes!
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Tori... Vega.
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Well, I'm gonna head on
out to the bathroom,
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because I got a better chance of
hearing something good in there.
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Yeah. Pow.
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Well, first of all, Kojeezy,
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I just wanna say that I think you're
probably the best song writer,
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and producer in pop music today.
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"Probably?"
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So, you're saying there might
be somebody better than me.
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This is a song I wrote last year. Um...
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- It's sort of a...
- Play it.
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And now I'll play it.
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I fly, you fly.
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We fly like a butterfly.
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- And...
- Stop.
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What's the matter?
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I hate butterflies.
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Okay next up is...
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No, wait. No no no no no! Uh...
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I have another song.
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Play it.
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Well, uh, you know this song
doesn't really have lyrics yet...
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I'm sorry, I thought that I said "play it".
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Da da da da, do do, do do, do do...
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Do do, do...
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Na na na, na na, ah...
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Na na...
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Da da, da da ah...
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Do do do, do do...
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Do do, do...
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I like it. I like it a lot.
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Well okay!
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Yeah, maybe flesh that out,
give it some hot lyrics.
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I might just buy that song.
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Yay-yuh!
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Uh, do you mind if I speak to Tori outside?
269
00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:29,156
Sure, go ahead.
270
00:13:29,157 --> 00:13:32,140
- I don't need to speak to you.
- Oh I think ya do.
271
00:13:32,141 --> 00:13:33,811
Wh... ah! Hey! Hey!
272
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,340
- Let go of me!
- Don't make a scene.
273
00:13:35,341 --> 00:13:37,382
- Don't make a scene.
- You all see this?
274
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:40,699
- Don't make a scene.
- Get off of me.
275
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:41,717
Release me!
276
00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:43,453
What is your problem?!
277
00:13:43,454 --> 00:13:47,476
Da ra ra ra, da ra, du
du, du ra, du ra, da...
278
00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:49,272
- What was that?
- My riff!
279
00:13:49,273 --> 00:13:52,075
The song I played on your piano
like twenty thousand times!
280
00:13:52,076 --> 00:13:55,946
No it's not your riff it's...
oh my gosh that's your riff.
281
00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:57,620
Mmm-hmm. You stole my song.
282
00:13:57,621 --> 00:14:00,717
- I didn't "steal" it.
- Stole it!
283
00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:03,286
No, you played it so many times...
284
00:14:03,287 --> 00:14:05,490
I guess it got stuck in my brain.
285
00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:07,992
- Okay.
- Hey!
286
00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:10,035
- What?
- You stole my phone.
287
00:14:10,036 --> 00:14:14,349
No I didn't. It just got stuck in my pants.
288
00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:17,901
Look, I admit that I copied
part of your song but,
289
00:14:17,902 --> 00:14:22,438
I invented the second part while
you were in the bathroom peeing.
290
00:14:22,439 --> 00:14:25,681
You don't know what I was doing in there.
291
00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:27,148
The point is...
292
00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:30,016
Kojeezy liked our song.
293
00:14:30,017 --> 00:14:31,049
And?
294
00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:36,508
Now we work together, to finish
the song so Kojeezy will buy it.
295
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,329
My house. Tonight.
296
00:14:39,765 --> 00:14:42,405
I'll be there.
297
00:14:48,065 --> 00:14:49,925
Ewe.
298
00:14:53,299 --> 00:14:56,899
Okay, I'm past the firewall.
299
00:14:57,217 --> 00:15:00,637
Into Pearmaps' main server.
300
00:15:00,764 --> 00:15:03,839
There! Now I just need to
input the proper code...
301
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,583
Blah blah nerd nerd can you take
down the picture of me or not?
302
00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:10,320
You've got to work on your people skills.
303
00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:14,109
He's a Sinjin, he's not people.
304
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,146
- Can I stop now?
- No!
305
00:15:16,147 --> 00:15:18,403
You eat every one of those Bush Peas.
306
00:15:18,404 --> 00:15:19,819
But I hate Bush Peas.
307
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:21,588
And I hate that you made every kid at this
308
00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:23,490
school go online and see
that picture of me...
309
00:15:23,491 --> 00:15:27,227
- With your finger up your nose?
- I was scratching it!
310
00:15:27,228 --> 00:15:30,217
But why does me eating Bush Peas help?
311
00:15:30,218 --> 00:15:36,118
Because it makes you miserable, which
makes me slightly less miserable.
312
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:39,630
Your logic is flawless.
313
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:45,178
Yeah, they're trying to
get the picture down now.
314
00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:46,713
And that's tomorrow?
315
00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:48,882
Got it. Thanks Mister Ferber.
316
00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:49,812
Well?
317
00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:52,782
My dad's friend said that if we can get
the picture of you off Pearmaps...
318
00:15:52,783 --> 00:15:53,816
Almost done...
319
00:15:53,817 --> 00:15:55,596
They'll take a new picture
of Hollywood Arts,
320
00:15:55,597 --> 00:15:57,712
next time the satellite
goes over the school.
321
00:15:57,713 --> 00:15:58,881
Okay, and when's that?
322
00:15:58,882 --> 00:16:01,834
Tomorrow afternoon at four fourteen P.M.
323
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,753
Okay, great, so plan is...
324
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,620
- Cat!
- Oh!
325
00:16:05,621 --> 00:16:09,821
No shoving Bush Peas in your pockets.
326
00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:16,246
The plan?
327
00:16:16,677 --> 00:16:20,136
Tomorrow at four fourteen, I will
be outside posing for the new pic,
328
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:23,160
and I'm going to look hot, so no one
will even remember the picture of me...
329
00:16:23,161 --> 00:16:26,247
- With your finger up your nose?
- Robbie...
330
00:16:26,248 --> 00:16:29,428
Boom! The pic is down.
331
00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:32,311
You may pay me in cash, pizza, or hugs.
332
00:16:32,312 --> 00:16:34,452
Robbie, hug him.
333
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:38,833
- I most certainly will not!
- Hug him!
334
00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:55,051
And...
335
00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:56,340
Done.
336
00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:57,604
Done with what?
337
00:16:57,605 --> 00:17:00,342
The lyrics. To our song.
338
00:17:00,343 --> 00:17:03,194
How's the music coming?
339
00:17:03,195 --> 00:17:06,135
It's not. It's not coming at all!
340
00:17:06,136 --> 00:17:08,566
- Well, have you written anything?
- I'm trying!
341
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:11,135
Can't ya see I'm trying?!
342
00:17:11,136 --> 00:17:14,703
I've been sitting here at this
dang piano for seven hours!
343
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,504
Aw!
344
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,212
So why can't you finish the song?
345
00:17:21,213 --> 00:17:22,856
I don't know!
346
00:17:22,857 --> 00:17:24,657
Ah!
347
00:17:25,232 --> 00:17:27,032
Ah!
348
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:30,414
What are you doing?
349
00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:32,990
I'm trying to get comfortable.
350
00:17:32,991 --> 00:17:35,400
It's not working.
351
00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:40,030
Okay, maybe the vibe here in my
house just isn't good for you.
352
00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:42,700
I mean what's it like when
you usually write a song?
353
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:47,271
Well, usually, I'm at my grandma's house,
and I'll start working on a melody.
354
00:17:47,272 --> 00:17:49,606
And then you know, she screams at me.
355
00:17:49,607 --> 00:17:53,225
Ya know, because she's out of her mind.
356
00:17:53,226 --> 00:17:56,581
And then, I'll start
writing some more music.
357
00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:58,849
And then she screams at me again.
358
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:02,186
- And then you know we just do...
- Okay, okay, I got it.
359
00:18:02,187 --> 00:18:04,084
What do you "got"?
360
00:18:04,085 --> 00:18:06,065
What?!
361
00:18:07,891 --> 00:18:09,380
This is stupid.
362
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,681
Try it. Play some music.
363
00:18:14,184 --> 00:18:16,126
[ Music ]
364
00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:18,107
Andre!
365
00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:22,123
There's a zebra in my toilet!
366
00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:24,892
Now go. Try.
367
00:18:24,893 --> 00:18:28,582
- This isn't gonna wor...
- Try!
368
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,743
[ Music ]
369
00:18:34,219 --> 00:18:36,086
Andre!
370
00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:39,747
My big toe tried to kiss me!
371
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,120
[ Music ]
372
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:47,498
Again. Again.
373
00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:49,152
Andre!
374
00:18:49,153 --> 00:18:53,233
Justin Bieber invited me to Jupiter!
375
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:58,695
So you just happened to have
that wig here in your house?
376
00:18:58,696 --> 00:19:00,676
Andre!
377
00:19:03,382 --> 00:19:05,542
[ Music ]
378
00:19:10,522 --> 00:19:16,342
Because I'm moving faster, faster,
faster, faster than boys.
379
00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:20,064
A recipe for disaster, disaster.
380
00:19:20,065 --> 00:19:22,224
The sound of your voice.
381
00:19:22,225 --> 00:19:24,923
Your voice it makes me go!
382
00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:27,924
No no, no no! Whoa!
383
00:19:28,039 --> 00:19:31,167
Yeah you, you've got to go.
384
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:33,450
- Faster, faster.
- Faster.
385
00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:36,211
Faster than boys.
386
00:19:36,481 --> 00:19:39,241
Faster than boys.
387
00:19:44,489 --> 00:19:48,826
I don't have the time to be waiting around.
388
00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:51,395
For someone with a fake I.D.
389
00:19:51,396 --> 00:19:55,299
Seriously, ya need to get outta town.
390
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,602
This picture's just a little creepy.
391
00:19:57,603 --> 00:20:01,939
- I love Hall and Oates.
- You like cartoon shows.
392
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:04,187
Something tells me we don't fit.
393
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:08,379
Here's a tip for free
since you don't know me.
394
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:12,064
I think you're gonna catch on quick!
395
00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:12,784
Hey!
396
00:20:12,785 --> 00:20:18,605
Because I'm moving faster, faster,
faster, faster than boys.
397
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,878
Faster than boys.
398
00:20:25,464 --> 00:20:26,631
Well?
399
00:20:26,632 --> 00:20:27,965
Ya like it?
400
00:20:27,966 --> 00:20:30,401
I love that song.
401
00:20:30,402 --> 00:20:31,569
Oh my God!
402
00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:33,333
So are you gonna buy it?!
403
00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:36,574
Yeah I'm gonna buy it!
404
00:20:38,066 --> 00:20:39,214
If...
405
00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:40,811
If what?
406
00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:43,071
Song's gotta pass the baby test.
407
00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:45,592
The what now?
408
00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:49,813
Bring it in.
409
00:20:49,814 --> 00:20:52,934
What's the baby test?
410
00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:58,217
Baby smiles, song's a hit.
411
00:20:58,218 --> 00:21:01,998
Baby cries... the song is chiz.
412
00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:04,435
Now come on. From the chorus. Let's go.
413
00:21:04,436 --> 00:21:06,956
Oh, oh, okay.
414
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:13,712
Because I'm moving faster, faster,
faster, faster than boys.
415
00:21:13,978 --> 00:21:17,415
A recipe for disaster, disaster.
416
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:19,650
The sound of your voice.
417
00:21:19,651 --> 00:21:22,119
Your voice it makes me go!
418
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,120
No no, no no! Whoa!
419
00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:29,162
Yeah you, you've got to go faster...
420
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,803
Stop! Stop! Stop!
421
00:21:30,804 --> 00:21:33,324
Faster than...
422
00:21:33,489 --> 00:21:35,162
Sorry.
423
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:38,583
Come on baby, let's roll.
424
00:21:38,884 --> 00:21:42,415
- But... but... Kojeezy...
- We...
425
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:45,596
Maybe his diaper was...
426
00:21:47,534 --> 00:21:49,313
You know...
427
00:21:49,314 --> 00:21:52,322
I don't even care if...
428
00:21:52,323 --> 00:21:55,683
I mean it's just like...
429
00:21:58,824 --> 00:22:00,891
Come here.
430
00:22:00,892 --> 00:22:02,080
Come here.
431
00:22:02,081 --> 00:22:04,075
I hate that baby.
432
00:22:04,076 --> 00:22:06,896
Babies are stupid.
433
00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:12,346
- Forty seconds and counting.
- Perfect.
434
00:22:12,347 --> 00:22:15,593
Now you're gonna wanna stand south-east
so the satellite gets a good shot of you.
435
00:22:15,594 --> 00:22:16,628
- Right here?
- Yep.
436
00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:20,444
Awesome, now get your
hands off my shoulders.
437
00:22:20,445 --> 00:22:21,441
Time?
438
00:22:21,442 --> 00:22:24,014
The satellite should snap the shot in...
439
00:22:24,015 --> 00:22:25,305
Seventeen seconds.
440
00:22:25,306 --> 00:22:28,906
Good, now nobody talk to me.
441
00:22:29,722 --> 00:22:32,022
Shoo. Shoo, bee.
442
00:22:32,023 --> 00:22:34,157
Fourteen... thirteen...
443
00:22:34,158 --> 00:22:35,588
Twelve... eleven...
444
00:22:35,589 --> 00:22:37,629
Twelve.
445
00:22:38,162 --> 00:22:39,730
Eight... seven...
446
00:22:39,731 --> 00:22:41,669
Eight.
447
00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:43,530
Cat.
448
00:22:44,293 --> 00:22:46,615
Shoo! Bee! Shoo! That's a bad bee!
449
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:47,922
Shoo!
450
00:22:47,923 --> 00:22:49,492
Three...
451
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,473
Two...
452
00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:53,791
Now!
453
00:22:56,356 --> 00:22:58,156
No!
454
00:22:58,163 --> 00:23:04,063
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