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? What would you do
if I sang out of tune? ?
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? Would you stand up
and walk out on me? ?
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? Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song ?
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? I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ?
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? Oh, baby, I get by ?
? By with a little help from my friends ?
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? All I need is my buddies ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -?
Try with a little help from my friends ?
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? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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? Somebody who knows
quite sure ?
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? Baby ?
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? By with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ?
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? Try with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Oh, I'm gonna
keep on trying ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm gonna keep on trying now,
baby ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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When you're a little boy,you don't have to go very far
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To find the centerof your universe.
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Mom.
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? Your mother should ?
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She's always there.
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It's a pretty goodarrangement...
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When you're 5.
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But around age 13,there starts to be... A problem.
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Kevin?
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Mom, I'm in the bathroom!
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The problem is,she's always there.
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Is everything okay, honey?
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Mom!
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And I mean always.
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Just checking.
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Now, a Mom's got to be a Mom,but a guy's got to be a guy.
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And when an irresistible forcemeets an immovable object,
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Sooner or later,something's got to give.
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Hike!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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No-equipment football.
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We'd been playing it inshepherd's park every afternoon
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Since the cool weather set in.
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Sure, maybe it lookedlike mayhem and violence.
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But to us, it was something more.
I got it!
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Get him!
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It was mayhem, violence,and dirt,
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The stuff laundry commercialsare made of.
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I got it!
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All right!
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Hey, Pfeiffer, how many
sweatshirts you wearing?
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Hey, I need 'em, okay?
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That wind really cuts
through you like a knife.
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Sure it was reckless.
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- But nobody got hurt.
- Doug?
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Much.
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Is he breathing?
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I think so.
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Are you breathing, Doug?
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[ Coughs ]
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I think he's hurt.
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Maybe we should stop.
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Nah. He just got the wind
knocked out of him.
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He's all right.
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Yeah. I'm all right.
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Oh. Good.
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[ Grunts ]
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Hey, Arnold, we want revenge.
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Next play's gonna be a blitz.
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Fine! Come on. Let's huddle.
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Um, Kev, I-I'm gonna go get
another sweatshirt.
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It was a game you had to love.
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Uhh...
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- Break!
- Break! -Break! -Break!
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No rules. No referees.
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Blue! 26!
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- No one to answer to.
- Blue! 26!
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Hut, hut, hut!
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A thing of beauty.
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But then, maybe beauty is inthe eye of the beholder.
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Kevin, is that blood
on your shirt?
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Uh...
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Not that I had anythingto hide, of course.
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It's just that...well, you know how Moms are.
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I don't think so.
Uh... It's ketchup.
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Ketchup?
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Yeah.
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How did you get that blood
on your shirt?
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It's not blood!
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Not mine, anyway.
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It's ketchup, okay?
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Well, how'd you get the ketchup
on your shirt?
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At lunch today.
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We had fish sticks.
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Sure. That's it. Fish sticks.
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Well, that's odd.
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It says here that Tuesday's
pizza day at school.
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Boy,nothing slipped pastthis woman.
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Did I say fish sticks?
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I'm sorry.
Fish sticks was yesterday.
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This is, uh, pizza sauce.
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Oh.
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There! Neatly done.
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Thereby avoiding anyneedless discussions about...
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So, I heard, uh,
Doug porter got creamed
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At your football game today,
huh?
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Football?
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Is that tackle football?
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Great.Now the fat was in the fire.
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Commence grilling.
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[ sizzling ]
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Well, Mom, you know, I-it's...
it's not really tackle.
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Who are you playing
tackle football with?
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Just some friends.
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- At school?
- At the park.
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- You have a coach?
- A coach?
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Well, don't you think
something like that
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Should be supervised?
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[ Sizzling ]
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Football is totally barbaric.
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This discussion was movingin the wrong direction.
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I had to take action, and fast.
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Look, Mom, there's nothing
to worry about, okay?
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It's no big deal.
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Trust me!
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Of course I trust you, honey.
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I just don't want anyone
to get injured.
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[ Scoffs ] injured.
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No one's gonna get injured, Mom.
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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At least not permanently.
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Geez, Paul! Where were you?
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I told you I was gonna lateral
to you!
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Well, I tripped.
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This is a very poor
playing surface.
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Hey, randy, you okay?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Kev,
isn't that your Mom's car?
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Yeah.
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Funny. She'd never drivenby here before.
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Okay. Your ball.
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First and 10.
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Still, Mom would never spyon me.
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So she probably had...Some other reason.
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Instinct...
the biological imperative.
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What makes this salmon fight her
way through hostile currents,
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Only to lay her eggs and die,
her energy spent?
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Maybe she was picking up
your Dad's dry-cleaning.
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Huh?
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Your Mom.
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This courageous mallard,
facing certain annihilation,
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Defends her young
against a venomous predator.
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[ Ducklings chirping ]
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I just hope she doesn't talk
to my Mom.
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Look, Paul,
it's no big deal, okay?
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At least I hoped not.
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Ever vigilant of our harsh
and murderous environment,
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A cougar drags her cub
to safety.
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Okay, but if you think
we should stop playing...
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Hey, it was just a suggestion.
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Look, we're not doing
anything wrong, okay?
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I just hate to think
what my Mom would do to me
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If she found out.
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What are you so afraid of?
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[ Sighs ]
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Of course, there are cases
of instinct gone berserk.
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[ Chick squawking ]
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[ Gull squawks ]
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And then...
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[ horn honks ]
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Hey, Kev, it's your Mom.
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Wait a minute.
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This was starting to getembarrassing.
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Look, I'll be right back, okay?
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You're coming with us?
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Yeah, yeah.
I'll just be back in a minute.
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Hop in.
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Why?
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I'm gonna take you shopping.
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Shopping?
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Yeah. There's a sale
over at boy's town.
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[ Bell rings ]
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And suddenly,I was hearing alarm bells.
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Look, uh, ma,
I'm gonna take the bus today.
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See? The guys are waiting.
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I think you need new pants.
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Uh, look, Mom,
the pants I have are fine, okay?
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I-I don't need new pants!
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I mean, they fit great.
They're stylish.
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I just don't need new pants.
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There. Phew!
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I was finally getting through.
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I think you need new pants.
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[ Martha & the Vandellas'
"Nowhere To Run" plays ]
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? Nowhere to run to, baby ?
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? Nowhere to hide ?
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Boy, tell one lousy little fibabout pizza on your shirt,
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And what do you get?
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Pants.
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? Ooh, ooh ?
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? It's not love
that I'm running from ?
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? It's the heartache
I know will come ?
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Still, if that's what Momneeded to square accounts,
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It was fine with me.
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I could take it.
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? Everywhere I go,
your face I see ?
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? Every step I take,
you take with me ?
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How do they fit?
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Fine. We'll take 'em.
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I'm not so sure.
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They seem awfully roomy
in the crotch.
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Gee, Mom, could you say ita little louder?
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I'm not sure everyonein the store heard.
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Attention, shoppers.Attention, shoppers.
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Plenty of roomin Kevin Arnold's crotch!
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There.
That wasn't so bad, was it?
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Pure living hell.
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But I'd survived.
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The debt was paid,Mom was happy,
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And tomorrowwas a whole new ball game.
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Oh, I guess it's too late.
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For what?
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Buster brown's.
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You're gonna need shoes
to go with all those new pants.
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We'll just have to go tomorrow.
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And then, in a flash,everything was horribly clear.
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Mom was going to take meshopping in the afternoon
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For the rest of my life.
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Look, Mom, I have
a football game tomorrow.
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Yeah. Well, we can talk
about that later.
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Unh-unh.
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We were gonna have this outright here, right...
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[ tires screech ]
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- [ Gasps ]
- [ Grunts ]
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Honey, are you okay?
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It's a tough time in life
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When you're strugglingfor manhood
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And your mother stilloutweighs you by 50 pounds.
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I was leftwith only one option...
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Call in the heavy artillery.
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Dad? We've got to talk.
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Huh?
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No one had ever actuallyspoken to my father
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Before he put downhis briefcase.
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But I was going for broke.
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Can you think
of one good reason
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Why I shouldn't be able to play
football with the other guys?
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I mean, I bet you played
football without any equipment
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When you were a little kid,
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And I've been playing
for a very long time now,
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And nothing's ever really
happened.
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And the guys are really
counting on me to play tonight.
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So?
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So can we play or not?
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Sure. Go ahead.
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Touchdown!
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I don't think
it's a good idea, Jack.
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You heard your mother.
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Okay.
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That did it!
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So, I'll pick you up
at school tomorrow,
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And we'll go for those shoes.
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The lines were drawn.
263
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,569
The course was unalterable.
264
00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:15,072
Okay, honey?
265
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:17,274
This was war.
266
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:20,011
[ bugle plays charge call ]
267
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,788
[ Sander whirring ]
268
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,456
[ Whirring stops ]
269
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,259
Hey, Arnold. Nice pants.
270
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:38,529
Oh, thanks, Hodges.
Nice of you to notice.
271
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,163
You missed a good game
yesterday.
272
00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:42,233
Yeah. Paul set a new record...
273
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,802
Most dropped passes
in a scrimmage.
274
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,772
Where were you, anyway?
275
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,207
Oh, uh...
276
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,144
I had to help my Dad
277
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,879
Change the plugs
on the, uh, impala.
278
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,917
You know,
you got to keep her runnin'.
279
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,719
I didn't think"bargain-hunting with Mom"
280
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,287
Would go over very well.
281
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:06,590
Yeah?
Uh, you check all the gaps?
282
00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:09,026
Uh...
283
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,128
Yeah.
284
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,796
How'd you get your fingernails
so clean?
285
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,664
You know, usually it takes me
a couple days...
286
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,032
So, uh, did you guys win?
287
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,734
Oh, no. We lost.
We could've used you, too!
288
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:18,970
Jimmy's Mom
wouldn't let him play.
289
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,604
Can you believe that?
290
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,707
What a wuss.
291
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,177
You'll be there tonight,
though, won't you?
292
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,245
Oh. Sure.
293
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,579
All right.
294
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:34,285
Well, this'll do.
295
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,953
Did you use the lava or the...
296
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,388
Look, Paul, I got to get back
to work, okay?
297
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:42,492
Time to meet your maker.
298
00:12:42,494 --> 00:12:44,995
Well, that was it...decision time.
299
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:47,798
Mom has specifically given mean order...
300
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,969
Meet her in front of the schoolat the bell.
301
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:56,540
Or had she said"meet me at home"?
302
00:12:56,542 --> 00:13:00,278
Mom?
303
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,346
I'm home.
304
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:03,781
Hey, Mom?!
305
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,283
Hmm, that's odd.
306
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,750
Anybody home?!
307
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:11,088
Not like Mom to forget,but hey, we all make mistakes.
308
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,958
Yep,no sense in laying blame...
309
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,294
Especially while there wasstill daylight left.
310
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,003
Pfeiffer, you're late.
311
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,171
Am I?
312
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,293
You guys didn't start
without me, did you?
313
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,811
Of course. Wouldn't be
a big-league game without you.
314
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,547
Guys... humiliating each other,
315
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,449
Hurting each other's feelings.
316
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,418
Did it get any betterthan this?
317
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,653
[ horn honks ]
318
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,459
[ Brakes squeak ]
319
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,562
Uh-oh. Caught red-handed.
320
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,799
There was only one thingto do...
321
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:56,967
Go on the offensive.
322
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,935
? Kevin! ?
323
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,640
Mom!
324
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,841
Kevin, what are you doing here?
325
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:05,876
Well...
326
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:06,944
I specifically told you
327
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,080
To meet me in front
of your school at 3:00.
328
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,981
I forgot.
329
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,382
You forgot?
330
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,717
Yeah.
331
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,886
How could you just forget,
Kevin?
332
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:16,853
Well, I thought you said
333
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,922
Meet me in front of the house
after school.
334
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,625
That's really
what you thought I said?
335
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:25,896
Well, I'm not exactly sure
whether you said that or not.
336
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,965
Aw, heck, the woman knewwhat underwear I was wearing.
337
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,234
Why did I even try to fight it?
338
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,369
Well, I suppose we still have
time to make it to the store.
339
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,004
No!
340
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,673
I'm not coming, Mom.
341
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:37,975
What?
342
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,876
I'm playing football.
343
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:43,247
Now, I thought we agreed
you weren't gonna play anymore.
344
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,116
No, I never said that, Mom!
345
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,051
What do you have
against football, anyway?
346
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,921
You know, Doug porter
shouldn't be playing football.
347
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,923
He has bladder problems.
348
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,659
Bladder problems?
349
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:55,893
How did she know that?!
350
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,995
Was there a secret networkof Moms
351
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,164
Who traded inside informationabout bladders
352
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,900
Over bridge tablesand grocery carts?
353
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,435
I just worry about you,
sweetheart.
354
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,975
Don't you have anything better
to do, Mom?
355
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:14,511
I mean, just stop babying me.
I can take care of myself.
356
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,589
Well, if you're gonna go...
357
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,658
Go.
358
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,596
[ Sighs ]
359
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:49,579
[ Engine turns over ]
360
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,051
And then I was free.
361
00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:57,288
I was higher than a kite.
362
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,489
Get him!
363
00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,723
I was unstoppable.
364
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,460
Come on! Come on!
365
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,928
Touchdown!
366
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,730
Touchdown! Whoo-hoo!
367
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,566
Okay. New game.
368
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,468
Hey, it's getting kind of late.
369
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:15,305
Yeah. I-it's getting cold.
Is anyone cold?
370
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,373
Arnold?
371
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,108
New game.
372
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,943
Losers walk.
373
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,712
Let's go.
374
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,015
Hey, Kev, you think
this is a good idea?
375
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:27,137
Oh, come on, Paul.
Don't be such a wuss.
376
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,854
Whoops. Maybe thatwas a little rough.
377
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,889
Hey, sorry. I didn't mean that.
378
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:34,558
It's okay.
379
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,829
But heck, let's face it.I was feeling my oats.
380
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,530
Are you ready?
381
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,633
Yep, I'd fought a battleand I'd won.
382
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,402
Things were gonna be differentfrom now on.
383
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,341
[ Indistinct shouting ]
384
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,177
Yeah, things were gonna beall right.
385
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,617
And then it hit me.
386
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,519
Actually, Craig Hobson hit me.
387
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,721
And Randy Mitchell.
388
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,193
[ grunts ]
389
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,428
And Mike Donovan.
390
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,030
[ grunts ]
391
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,933
After that,I kind of stopped taking names.
392
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:20,470
[ breathing heavily ]
393
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:23,574
Man! That was amazing!
394
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,742
Come on, guys. Get off.
395
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:26,504
Kevin?
396
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,579
You're bleeding.
397
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,084
Okay. Your ball. First down.
398
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,219
Okay. All right.
This game is over.
399
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,221
Says who?
400
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,456
Says me.
401
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,824
This game is called
on account of darkness.
402
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,326
And that's all.
There's nothing else to say.
403
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,728
Now, everyone just go home.
404
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,631
Go on.
405
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,065
He's probably right.
It's getting late.
406
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:49,966
Yeah. I got dinner.
407
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,735
We'll do it again tomorrow.
408
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,972
What are you, his mother?
409
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,640
[ Owl hooting ]
410
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,009
Hey, wait a minute!
411
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,411
I-I'm all right, guys!
412
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,880
Where are you going?!
413
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,115
I'm...
414
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,284
Fine...
415
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,290
But I wasn't. Not really.
416
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:24,101
By the time I got home, my handfelt like a five-alarm fire.
417
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,572
[ dog barking in distance ]
418
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,181
[ Door closes ]
419
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,185
Kevin, are you hurt?
420
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,153
I wanted to answer "yes,"
421
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:21,859
That I was hurt,that I needed comfort.
422
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,760
No, Mom.
423
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,863
I'm okay.
424
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,432
And I knew she wantedto comfort me,
425
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,067
To make everything better.
426
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,138
Well, there's some iodine
427
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,874
In the medicine cabinet
in the bathroom.
428
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:44,481
Gauze if you need something
to wrap it in.
429
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,485
In the medicine cabinet?
430
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,487
Mmhmm.
431
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:20,150
Every war has its casualtiesand every victory its price.
432
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,253
But life goes on.
433
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:26,189
Nothing really changedthat night.
434
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,457
Nothing big, anyway.
435
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:28,925
Just a very little piece
436
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:31,695
Of something that wasnever gonna be the same.
437
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,531
Not ever.
438
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:38,669
The thing is, it's hard to tiea bandage with just one hand.
439
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,407
Sooner or later, though...
440
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,910
You learn.
441
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,650
[ Joni Mitchell's
"The Circle Game" plays ]
442
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:08,893
? Yesterday a child came out
to wander ?
443
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:17,435
? Caught a dragonfly
inside a jar ?
444
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:25,114
? Fearful when the sky
was full of thunder ?
445
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:33,116
? And tearful
at the falling of a star ?
446
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:37,594
? And the seasons,
they go 'round and 'round ?
447
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:42,866
? And the painted ponies
go up and down ?
448
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:50,473
? We're captive on the carousel
of time ?
449
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,409
? We can't return ?
450
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:57,314
? We can only look behind
from where we came ?
451
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:01,251
? And go 'round and 'round
and 'round ?
452
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:06,623
? In the circle game ?
453
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:10,994
? Then the child moved ten times
'round the seasons ?
454
00:22:11,044 --> 00:22:15,594
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