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‐ Okay, Thunder fam.
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Everybody get excited because
we are all going to‐‐
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‐ Japan?
‐ Spain?
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‐ Narnia?
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‐ Even better.
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We're going shoe shopping!
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‐ Oh, you guys
are gonna have to go
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without me and Phoebe.
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We have superhero training
in the house today.
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‐ Training in the hiz‐house.
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Yeah. I won't do that again.
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‐ I thought you guys
already finished
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this week's training.
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‐ Yes, but we have
bonus training.
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‐ Yeah, this one's an elective
extra credit session
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where I get to learn how to‐‐
‐ Ugh, we got it, super nerd.
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‐ Max, where are you going?
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‐ Oh, I have training, too.
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Band training.
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Working on a new song
called Later Losers!
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You'll hear it later... losers.
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‐ Okay. Well, everybody who's
not training head to the car.
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‐ I'm buying some shoes‐oos.
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‐ And that's how you do it.
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‐ Now, Phoebe.
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Today's bonus training
requires focus and hard work...
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which is why
we're at the movies instead.
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‐ I can movie hiz‐house‐‐
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And, technically,
we're still training.
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A time to field test
your food tossing abilities.
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‐ Direct hit.
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‐ Shh!
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‐ We're training here!
‐ We're training here!
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‐ ♪
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‐ ♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in,
bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ Because we're living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture‐perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ But closer you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make‐believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family
trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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‐ When I heard they were making
a movie out of a board game,
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I had my doubts.
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But those hippos
sure were hungry.
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‐ And the best part is,
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Mom will never know
we left the house.
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Unless she sees
we've been robbed.
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Please tell me
you moved all the furniture.
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‐ Do you really think
I would do housework
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unless I was forced?
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‐ No. How are we gonna fix this
before Mom gets home?
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‐ That's the next part
of your training, Phoebe.
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You're gonna figure out
how to fix this
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before Mom gets home.
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And... go.
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‐ Whoa.
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‐ Why does it look the old west
puked on Splatburger?
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‐ Yippee‐ki‐yay, Thunder‐dorks.
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Are you here for the contest?
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‐ For least likely to pull off
the cowboy look?
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'Cause, you already won.
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‐ No, Barbara.
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I'm having a contest to promote
my new Southwest burger.
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Whoever keeps their hand
on a cactus the longest wins.
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‐ You'd have to be a real
sad sack to sign up for that.
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‐ The winner stars
in a Splatburger commercial.
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‐ ALL: We're in.
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‐ Good. This might be
your family's only shot
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at being in a commercial.
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They don't usually let
ugly people on TV.
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‐ She's right, guys.
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This is once‐in‐a‐lifetime
opportunity
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for ugos like us.
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‐ But Wong only said
the last person standing
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is the winner.
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‐ Well, that's okay.
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We're a family.
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If one of us wins, we all win.
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‐ Attention.
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We're starting,
you pathetic fame seekers.
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Put your hands on a cactus.
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Don't worry,
I had the needles removed.
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‐ Ow!
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‐ Oh! Guess I missed a few!
[laughs]
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You're out, pigtails.
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‐ I can't believe
they took the couch.
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I spent years carving out
the perfect butt groove.
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‐ Oh. I wonder if
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the Thunder monitor
saw anything.
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‐ "Thanks for the TV"?
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What about the pizza
that was inside that box?
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This is the worst day
of my life.
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‐ Yeah? It's gonna get
a lot worse when mom finds out
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we lied to her about training
and let someone steal
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all of our insanely
bright colored furniture.
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‐ Whoa. Where's all our stuff?
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‐ Son, we were robbed.
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And, yes, they took the pizza.
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Animals!
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‐ But that's impossible.
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You guys were home training
all day.
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‐ Yes.
Because that was not a lie.
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‐ [sniffing]
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‐ Why does it smell
like movie popcorn?
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‐ T‐t‐t‐that's not popcorn.
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That's dad's cologne.
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‐ It's a butter‐based
European scent.
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Labouteire.
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‐ Stop it,
I saw you two at the movies!
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‐ Fine, Max. You busted us.
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But we've got a bigger problem.
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We've gotta find the thief
that stole our stuff.
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‐ You're looking at him.
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You don't want Mom to bust you,
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but for you
to get your furniture back,
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you have to become
my personal assistants.
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‐ He's got us, Phoebe.
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‐ All right.
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Well, hey, at least he's not
making us wear weird outfits.
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‐ Oh, you have a run
in your pantyhose.
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‐ I'm not wearing pantyhose.
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‐ Silence, servants!
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Phoebe you're my butler,
so make my bed.
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Chop, chop!
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Move your butt... ler!
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‐ And how about
some fresh paper, Chantel?
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That's my new name for you.
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Ah‐ah, I want it shredded...
like your dignity.
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‐ Mommy, I'm hungry.
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‐ Okay, well you can eat, honey.
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We just can't let go
of this cactus.
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So just press the buttons
and order for yourself.
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‐ I can get anything I want?
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‐ [tablet bleeping]
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‐ So much power.
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‐ Okay, everyone.
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Raise your hand
if you're having fun.
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[laughing] You dummies are out!
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‐ Mrs. Wong just eliminated
most of our competition.
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We're in the final four.
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‐ All we have to do
is outlast that guy.
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‐ I am not just any guy.
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I am professional
commercial actor Raul.
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‐ [guitar playing]
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‐ Did you guys hear that guitar?
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‐ That is my cousin.
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I pay him
to follow me everywhere.
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His name is Gustavo.
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‐ [guitar playing]
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‐ That is Gustavo's cousin.
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We are a very talented family.
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‐ [guitar playing]
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‐ Ready to win the contest,
Raul?
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‐ What do you mean?
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Any one of us
could win the contest.
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‐ Fat chance, Barbara.
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Raul's going to win.
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He's been training
for months for this.
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‐ My calves are like
the trunk of the mighty redwood
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that peppers the Cali coast.
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‐ Ah.
‐ [guitar plays]
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‐ You may have
rigged the contest
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with a guy whose calves
can crack a walnut.
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‐ Gracias, chiquita.
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‐ But the Thundermans will not
go down without a fight.
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‐ Fine. Waste your time.
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But Raoul will be
the last man standing,
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because
he's a certified beefcake.
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‐ It's true.
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‐ [guitar playing]
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‐ This is gonna be hard, guys.
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I'm a beefcake,
but I'm not certified.
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‐ Great job, ponies. Break!
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Silence!
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‐ We didn't say anything.
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‐ You're breathing too loud.
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‐ Okay. Look, Max.
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We played
all your stupid little games,
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now just tell us
where you put all our stuff.
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‐ I can't believe
that two of the best superheroes
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in the world couldn't find
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their own furniture
under their noses...
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in the garage.
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‐ It's empty!
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‐ "It's empty."
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It's empty!
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Guys, our stuff
is really stolen.
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Animals!
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‐ Max!
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Where is all our furniture?
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‐ Uh, it's right there.
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‐ I'll get him.
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Thunderman, away!
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‐ Ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Now where was that hustle
when I was on the rickshaw?
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‐ Okay, somebody else
must have known
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the stuff was here.
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Did anyone help you
move it into the garage?
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‐ Yeah, but it was someone
I trust.
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My buddy Chainsaw.
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‐ You mean Chainsaw
the seven‐foot thief
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who stole our microwave?
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‐ No, trust me. It wasn't him.
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He's given up his life of crime.
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He just opened a coffee shop
called Game Of Scones.
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‐ Guys...
your mom will be home soon.
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We gotta go down there and see
if Chainsaw has our stuff.
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‐ Fine. To the rickshaw!
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No?
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I miss having servants.
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‐ RABBIT: I'll serve you!
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‐ Not looking
like that you won't.
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‐ Oh. But it's okay
when your dad wears it.
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‐ Come on.
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‐ Wait, take me with you!
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Humans!
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‐ Senorita Wong,
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this massage feels like
a thousand butterflies
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dancing on the perfectly
sculpted back of Raoul.
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‐ [guitar playing]
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‐ It's not fair.
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Mrs. Wong is playing dirty.
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We need to play dirty too.
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‐ Nora.
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Two Wongs don't make a right.
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Yeah I said it.
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The Thundermans always play
by the rules.
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‐ What are you looking at,
mom jeans?
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‐ [laughing]
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‐ Okay.
Now it's on like donkey wong.
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Yeah, I said that too!
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‐ [static zapping]
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‐ My back! My beautiful back!
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‐ He took his hand off!
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‐ You ruined my commercial,
you handsome idiot.
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‐ Aye! No need to shove!
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Gustavo and Gustavo's cousin
will play me out.
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‐ [guitar playing]
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‐ We did it!
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Okay, you guys
can take your hands off
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and let me win now.
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‐ Let you win?
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This uncertified beefcake
is gonna win.
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‐ Yeah, right.
That commercial is mine.
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That's right.
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The bow came off.
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Be afraid, people.
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‐ But I have to win.
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I'm the only one
with any acting experience
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thanks to my hit
Electriss medical drama
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Super Strong Medicine.
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‐ We're losing him, doctor!
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‐ Not on my watch!
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Dr. Electriss will fix this.
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Clear!
260
00:11:57,538 --> 00:11:59,105
‐ [static zapping]
‐ Urgh.
261
00:12:01,405 --> 00:12:04,272
‐ Now that's
some super strong medicine.
262
00:12:04,372 --> 00:12:05,905
‐ [applause]
263
00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:10,938
‐ I guess we have
a three‐way stand‐off.
264
00:12:11,038 --> 00:12:14,672
‐ Mom, you should go check on
Chloe like a good parent.
265
00:12:14,772 --> 00:12:16,405
‐ Nice try.
266
00:12:16,505 --> 00:12:19,005
Chloe, honey, are you okay?
267
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:22,672
‐ Never better, baby.
268
00:12:22,772 --> 00:12:24,205
‐ [tablet bleeping]
269
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,438
‐ Look! It's all our stuff.
270
00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:38,705
‐ Okay, hold on.
271
00:12:38,805 --> 00:12:40,005
Maybe Chainsaw just has
272
00:12:40,105 --> 00:12:41,905
the same taste in furniture
as us.
273
00:12:42,005 --> 00:12:43,838
‐ [monitor bleeping]
‐ MONITOR: Alert. Alert.
274
00:12:43,938 --> 00:12:48,472
Today's special is a half café,
no whip macchiato.
275
00:12:48,572 --> 00:12:51,405
‐ Okay, I see it now.
276
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,172
‐ That must be Chainsaw.
277
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,005
I'll handle this.
278
00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,845
‐ Listen, Bub, you can't just‐‐
279
00:12:56,945 --> 00:13:00,945
Ooh, are those
cran‐orange scones?
280
00:13:01,045 --> 00:13:03,345
‐ Chainsaw, give us back
the stuff you stole.
281
00:13:03,445 --> 00:13:04,612
‐ I didn't steal nothing.
282
00:13:04,712 --> 00:13:07,245
‐ Our family portrait
is on the wall!
283
00:13:10,312 --> 00:13:11,745
‐ You told me you were
getting rid of this stuff
284
00:13:11,845 --> 00:13:13,178
for a garage sale.
285
00:13:13,278 --> 00:13:16,745
‐ But you still took it all
without paying.
286
00:13:16,845 --> 00:13:19,012
‐ I slipped a green envelope
full of fat cash
287
00:13:19,112 --> 00:13:20,845
through your basement window.
288
00:13:20,945 --> 00:13:24,378
‐ Did you say green envelope?
289
00:13:24,478 --> 00:13:27,478
‐ RABBIT: I want it shredded,
like your dignity.
290
00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:29,978
‐ I'll shred you.
291
00:13:30,078 --> 00:13:33,645
‐ That's the stuff. Yeah.
292
00:13:33,745 --> 00:13:36,578
‐ Yeah, that money's gone.
293
00:13:36,678 --> 00:13:38,745
‐ Then the furniture stays.
294
00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:40,278
‐ Hey!
295
00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:41,945
That's my wedding china!
296
00:13:42,045 --> 00:13:44,212
‐ [plate breaks]
‐ Oops.
297
00:13:47,812 --> 00:13:48,978
‐ This is all your fault.
298
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,778
You just had to mess with me
and dad, didn't you?
299
00:13:50,878 --> 00:13:52,045
‐ I should have done it sooner.
300
00:13:52,145 --> 00:13:54,345
I've seen you guys use
bonus training as an excuse
301
00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:57,652
to ride bikes,
play mini golf and scuba dive.
302
00:13:57,752 --> 00:13:58,785
‐ Wait a second.
303
00:13:58,885 --> 00:14:00,785
Have you been following us
everywhere?
304
00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:01,952
‐ What? No.
305
00:14:02,052 --> 00:14:04,952
I just happen to be
at all those places
306
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,752
and the basketball game
where you guys hit
307
00:14:06,852 --> 00:14:08,718
the neigh‐neigh
on the jumbo trunk.
308
00:14:08,818 --> 00:14:11,518
‐ You have been following us.
309
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,085
Wait.
310
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,485
Are you jealous that I've been
spending so much time with Dad?
311
00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:18,685
Aww, you miss your daddy.
312
00:14:18,785 --> 00:14:20,018
‐ Miss my daddy?
313
00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:21,418
Like I'd even hit
the whip and neigh‐neigh
314
00:14:21,518 --> 00:14:24,152
with that goober.
315
00:14:24,252 --> 00:14:27,018
‐ Get your boney hipster heinys
out of my butt groove.
316
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:27,818
‐ Hey!
317
00:14:27,918 --> 00:14:29,185
Seating tight in here.
318
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,785
If you wanted somewhere to sit,
319
00:14:30,885 --> 00:14:32,352
you should have bought
a bigger couch.
320
00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:34,452
‐ Whoo.
321
00:14:34,552 --> 00:14:37,185
‐ Hold on. I think I just
thought of a way out of this.
322
00:14:37,285 --> 00:14:38,485
Yo, Chainsaw!
323
00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:39,885
I see you're pressed for space.
324
00:14:39,985 --> 00:14:42,685
Why don't we have ourselves
a little contest.
325
00:14:42,785 --> 00:14:44,785
If we win,
we get all of our furniture back
326
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,718
and if you win‐‐
‐ You get our house.
327
00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:49,018
‐ HANK: Huh?
328
00:14:49,118 --> 00:14:50,218
‐ I was gonna volunteer
329
00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:53,485
to have Dad
take down a few walls.
330
00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:56,858
‐ Oh, I like her idea better.
331
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:57,858
‐ Too late.
332
00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:59,225
I want your house.
333
00:14:59,325 --> 00:15:01,158
‐ The only way
I'll agree to this
334
00:15:01,258 --> 00:15:03,725
is if we get to pick
the challenge.
335
00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:04,758
‐ What are you thinking?
336
00:15:04,858 --> 00:15:06,158
Bare knuckle boxing?
337
00:15:06,258 --> 00:15:07,925
Knife fight?
338
00:15:08,025 --> 00:15:11,358
‐ Or... something
a little less prison‐y.
339
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,925
Uh, like, food tossing.
340
00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:17,625
‐ Fools.
341
00:15:17,725 --> 00:15:20,958
Food toss
is the number‐one prison game.
342
00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,825
My daughter and I play it
every day.
343
00:15:22,925 --> 00:15:24,758
Yo, Hacksaw!
344
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,225
Hit me!
345
00:15:30,092 --> 00:15:31,292
‐ Should have gone knife fight.
346
00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:36,358
‐ Wow.
347
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,525
You guys have been at this
for a long time.
348
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:43,325
Betcha have to go
to the bathroom.
349
00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:44,458
‐ Nope.
350
00:15:44,558 --> 00:15:46,592
My second super power
is bladder control.
351
00:15:46,692 --> 00:15:49,892
I haven't peed since February.
352
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,925
‐ I'm surprised you don't
have to go, Mom.
353
00:15:53,025 --> 00:15:54,558
You've had a lot of water.
354
00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:56,058
‐ No, I haven't.
355
00:15:56,158 --> 00:15:58,898
‐ Oh, well, you're about to.
356
00:16:00,865 --> 00:16:02,765
‐ [lasers zapping]
‐ [water splashing]
357
00:16:02,865 --> 00:16:04,732
‐ Oh! You'll pay for that.
358
00:16:04,832 --> 00:16:07,598
Actually, let me pay all‐‐
359
00:16:07,698 --> 00:16:11,332
‐ [static zapping]
‐ ‐‐charges.
360
00:16:11,432 --> 00:16:13,598
‐ I never noticed how different
your hair looks without a bow.
361
00:16:15,632 --> 00:16:20,298
‐ What in the name
of casual dining have you done?
362
00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:23,865
‐ I couldn't decide.
363
00:16:23,965 --> 00:16:25,498
‐ ALL: Chloe!
364
00:16:25,598 --> 00:16:27,498
‐ We were so worried
about winning the contest,
365
00:16:27,598 --> 00:16:30,232
we left Chloe all alone.
366
00:16:30,332 --> 00:16:32,132
‐ Thundermans,
clean up this mess,
367
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:34,232
we have a commercial to shoot!
368
00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:35,798
‐ We?
‐ Yeah.
369
00:16:35,898 --> 00:16:40,398
You all let go at the same time,
so you losers win.
370
00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:41,932
‐ [laughing]
‐ Thank you!
371
00:16:42,032 --> 00:16:44,332
But what are we gonna do
with all this food?
372
00:16:44,432 --> 00:16:45,465
‐ Fear not, chiquita.
373
00:16:45,565 --> 00:16:47,132
‐ [guitar playing]
374
00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:48,898
‐ I am as hungry
as I am handsome.
375
00:16:48,998 --> 00:16:51,332
‐ [guitar playing]
376
00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:59,872
‐ Okay. You and I
are gonna save our house.
377
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:01,238
Practice toss.
378
00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:04,605
‐ Ow.
379
00:17:04,705 --> 00:17:06,738
Sorry, got distracted by Max.
380
00:17:06,838 --> 00:17:09,072
‐ Phoebe, whatever Max is doing
won't matter
381
00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:12,105
if we're living in a van
down by the river.
382
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:15,238
‐ It's just, he won't admit it,
but I think Max is bummed
383
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,905
that you guys
don't hang out as much as we do.
384
00:17:17,005 --> 00:17:19,072
‐ What? We hang out.
385
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,538
I mean just last week we... oh.
386
00:17:21,638 --> 00:17:23,872
Well, there was the time
where‐‐oh.
387
00:17:23,972 --> 00:17:27,605
We just neigh‐neighed
at the basketball game.
388
00:17:27,705 --> 00:17:29,638
‐ That was us.
389
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:32,572
‐ Oh. We really don't hang out.
390
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:33,605
How did this happen?
391
00:17:33,705 --> 00:17:35,572
He probably thinks I'm a goober.
392
00:17:35,672 --> 00:17:36,705
‐ You?
393
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:39,072
No.
394
00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:42,038
‐ Ah, I know what you're
trying to tell me.
395
00:17:42,138 --> 00:17:42,838
Max.
396
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,538
Phoebe's out. You're in.
397
00:17:44,638 --> 00:17:46,372
‐ What? That's not what I meant.
398
00:17:46,472 --> 00:17:49,505
You guys really need
to let me finish my thoughts.
399
00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:51,305
‐ You want me to do this
with you?
400
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,505
‐ Of course!
401
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,972
I love eating,
you love throwing things at me.
402
00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:57,012
We're the dream team.
403
00:17:57,112 --> 00:17:57,878
‐ All right, food toss.
404
00:17:57,978 --> 00:17:59,145
Street rules.
405
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,445
You make a shot,
the other team has to match it.
406
00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:02,712
Crybabies go first.
407
00:18:02,812 --> 00:18:04,445
‐ Oh, no fair.
We wanna go first!
408
00:18:04,545 --> 00:18:05,678
Oh, we're the crybabies.
409
00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:07,578
All right.
410
00:18:07,678 --> 00:18:09,178
Okay, Max.
411
00:18:09,278 --> 00:18:11,045
‐ See if you can handle
this hook shot.
412
00:18:13,545 --> 00:18:16,378
‐ [applause]
413
00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,312
‐ In your face!
414
00:18:18,412 --> 00:18:20,112
That is to say, you're up.
I'm sorry.
415
00:18:26,512 --> 00:18:29,145
‐ [applause]
416
00:18:29,245 --> 00:18:30,678
‐ Enough of the baby stuff.
417
00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:34,012
Next shot,
over the shoulder backwards.
418
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,578
‐ [applause]
419
00:18:44,678 --> 00:18:46,245
‐ Okay, here it comes, dad.
420
00:18:51,512 --> 00:18:57,285
‐ [applause]
421
00:18:57,385 --> 00:18:58,285
‐ You got lucky.
422
00:18:58,385 --> 00:18:59,985
When we win,
I'm turning your bedroom
423
00:19:00,085 --> 00:19:02,485
into a lair where I can do
all my evil stuff.
424
00:19:02,585 --> 00:19:03,518
‐ Yeah?
425
00:19:03,618 --> 00:19:06,752
It'll be easier than you think.
426
00:19:06,852 --> 00:19:09,252
‐ Uh, guys.
427
00:19:09,352 --> 00:19:11,685
I can't be
the protector of Hiddenville,
428
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:13,318
if I don't live in Hiddenville.
429
00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:15,318
‐ This is a bad idea.
430
00:19:15,418 --> 00:19:16,552
You should be doing this
with Phoebe.
431
00:19:16,652 --> 00:19:17,752
You guys are better at this.
432
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,718
‐ No, son.
433
00:19:19,818 --> 00:19:21,752
This is you and me.
434
00:19:21,852 --> 00:19:22,852
I mean, what are they?
435
00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:24,352
A father/daughter team?
436
00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:25,752
We're a father/son team.
437
00:19:25,852 --> 00:19:28,285
That's way better!
438
00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:31,618
‐ I'm just gonna assume
that's the scones talking.
439
00:19:31,718 --> 00:19:33,985
‐ This is our time.
440
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,585
You pick the shot,
I will have your back.
441
00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:37,652
‐ Okay, Dad.
442
00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:40,685
Let's go whip
their neigh‐neighs!
443
00:19:40,785 --> 00:19:43,852
‐ Should have just gone
shoe shopping.
444
00:19:43,952 --> 00:19:46,785
‐ Ooh! What about
your couch butt groove?
445
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:50,518
You've worn out all the springs
except one.
446
00:19:50,618 --> 00:19:53,952
‐ Milton, the most stubborn
spring of them all.
447
00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:56,285
Great idea, Max.
448
00:19:56,385 --> 00:19:58,825
‐ Guess I should start
saying goodbye to all our stuff.
449
00:19:58,925 --> 00:20:00,558
Goodbye, chairs.
450
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,092
Goodbye, penguin butler.
451
00:20:03,558 --> 00:20:05,225
‐ Okay. We call the shot.
452
00:20:08,925 --> 00:20:11,725
Off my dad's butt groove.
453
00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:12,992
Nothing but [unintelligible].
454
00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:15,258
‐ Done. We'll even go first.
455
00:20:15,358 --> 00:20:17,392
I've gotta get home
and feed my bats.
456
00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:28,725
‐ Come on, Hacks.
457
00:20:28,825 --> 00:20:30,425
You're a disgrace
to the Saw family name.
458
00:20:30,525 --> 00:20:31,625
‐ Don't blame me.
459
00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:35,258
The old man's butt
crushed that cushion's soul.
460
00:20:35,358 --> 00:20:36,192
‐ Not all of it.
461
00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:39,492
Aim for Milton.
462
00:20:39,592 --> 00:20:42,358
‐ ♪
463
00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:04,432
‐ [cheering]
464
00:21:04,532 --> 00:21:05,298
‐ Why are you people cheering?
465
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,498
Now you have no place to sit.
466
00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:09,765
‐ That's my boy!
467
00:21:09,865 --> 00:21:12,165
All right, guys.
Let's go home.
468
00:21:12,265 --> 00:21:13,098
‐ And sit on?
469
00:21:13,198 --> 00:21:14,365
‐ Oh right, the furniture.
470
00:21:14,465 --> 00:21:15,798
‐ Yeah.
471
00:21:19,265 --> 00:21:22,632
‐ Mom! The Splatburger
commercial is coming on.
472
00:21:22,732 --> 00:21:24,665
Come on.
473
00:21:24,765 --> 00:21:26,532
‐ Why does the couch
smell like coffee?
474
00:21:26,632 --> 00:21:28,965
‐ Oh, shh, it's starting!
475
00:21:29,065 --> 00:21:30,298
‐ MRS. WONG: [on telly] Yee‐ha!
476
00:21:30,398 --> 00:21:33,298
How good is Splatburger's
new Southwest burger?
477
00:21:33,398 --> 00:21:36,598
Well, just ask
these little piggies.
478
00:21:36,698 --> 00:21:39,498
‐ [pigs snorting]
479
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,332
‐ I can't believe it.
480
00:21:51,432 --> 00:21:53,365
‐ I know.
481
00:21:53,465 --> 00:21:56,505
We're famous!
482
00:22:01,372 --> 00:22:05,938
‐ ♪
483
00:22:05,988 --> 00:22:10,538
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