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‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
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Incoming transmission from
Super President Kickbutt.
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‐ Hello, Max.
I'm calling for Phoebe.
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‐ Oh, sorry, wrong number.
‐ [pillow thuds]
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‐ Oh!
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‐ Madam President,
how can I help you?
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‐ The Hero League has decided
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it's time to take your
next big superhero step.
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‐ Oh, does it involve
moving away?
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‐ Anyway, you've been accepted
into our mentor program.
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I'm sending over a list
of approved superheroes
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who can take you
under their wing
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and teach you
everything they know.
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Choose one and report back.
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President Kickbutt out.
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‐ I can't believe
this is happening!
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I get to go to Metroburg
to train with a legend.
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[gasping]
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Look who's on
the mentor list!
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‐ ALL: Tech Rider!
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‐ Oh, he has so many
awesome gadgets
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and look how many
saves he's racked up.
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‐ Forget about the saves.
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He's got a supercycle
that's so fast
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it'll turn your face
inside out.
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I must know how that feels.
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‐ Me, too.
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‐ So, Phoebe...
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it's pretty clear
who you're gonna choose.
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The guy's a superstar.
‐ Right?
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Monitor,
call President Kickbutt.
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‐ COMPUTER VOICE: Please hold
for Super President Kickbutt.
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‐ Oh, Dad, guess what?
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I've been accepted into
the Hero League Mentor Program.
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‐ Oh, honey,
that's fantastic!
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[laughing]
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You know who's on that list.
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‐ Yeah, I do.
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‐ This is a dream come true.
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I finally get to mentor
my own daughter!
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‐ Say what?
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‐ Oh, keep it
together, Hank.
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This is just the best
day of your life.
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‐ That was quick.
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Have you made your
decision already?
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‐ HANK: Ohhhh...
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‐ Yep, I'm choosing...
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Thunderman.
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‐ MAX & COLOSSO:
Thunderman?
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‐ Ohhhh...I'm so happy!
[laughing]
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Here come the supertears!
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Oh, you all are
crying, too?
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‐ MAX: Yeah.
‐ COLOSSO: Yeah.
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‐ PHOEBE: We're just so happy.
‐ HANK: [laughing]
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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‐ [laughing]
How exciting is this?
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Thunderman's gonna
be a mentor!
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[laughing]
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One day, you will be
able to do this...
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‐ [heavy thud]
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‐ I can't believe
you picked Dad.
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‐ What was I supposed to do?
‐ Not pick Dad!
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‐ Well, obviously
you won't fly,
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But, uh, you will
learn a lot.
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‐ Just not about supercycles.
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‐ To think‐‐you could
have been stuck with someone
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like Technical Rider Man.
‐ It's just Tech Rider.
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‐ His supercycle and
all his high‐tech gizmos
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might look cool,
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but they are no
substitute for this.
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‐ A bad haircut?
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‐ No, a brain.
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Whether you use supergadgets
or superpowers,
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it's a superhero's
best friend.
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‐ He does have a pretty
amazing save record, Dad.
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Oh, and he's a swimsuit
model, too.
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‐ Yeah, I've
modelled before.
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[laughing]
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‐ For "Bad Haircuts"?
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‐ Phoebe, we are gonna
do great things together.
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And, Max, my hair used
to look just like yours.
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[whispering]
Think about that.
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‐ You know what?
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Maybe training with
Dad will be great.
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Thunderman is the greatest
superhero ever.
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‐ Was the greatest
superhero ever.
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‐ Tech Rider's the man now.
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And I know you feel
the same way because...
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you're writing "Phoebe hearts
Tech Rider" on your tablet.
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‐ Don't you have
a bunny to "heart"?
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‐ If she won't
change her mentor,
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then you're gonna
have to do it for her.
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‐ How am I supposed
to do that?
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[imitating Phoebe]
So, like, if it's okay,
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I'd like to switch
my mentor to Tech Rider.
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Cool beans. OMG,
look at my nails.
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‐ Max, I have a job to do‐‐
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and you are not pullin'
off that wig, girlfriend.
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‐ If I'm gonna get
that supercycle,
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I'm just gonna have
to convince Phoebe
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to ask for
Tech Rider herself.
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Why are you dressed
like a girl, too?
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‐ Uh, it's 4:30.
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‐ BARB: It's gonna be
cold today, guys,
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so, don't forget
your jackets.
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‐ I lost mine.
‐ CHLOE: Uh‐oh!
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‐ Billy, that jacket
was brand new.
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Nora, I need your lunchbox.
‐ I lost it.
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‐ Here comes the hammer.
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‐ Okay, you guys can't
keep losing things.
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Jackets and lunchboxes
don't just grow on trees.
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‐ True. True.
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So, when you go
to the store,
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can you buy me a lunchbox
with a kitty on it?
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‐ No, I am not buying
you a new lunchbox.
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‐ Ha! Ha!
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‐ Or you a new jacket.
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‐ Ha! Ha!
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‐ Okay, you guys are just gonna
have to survive without them
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and then, maybe,
you'll learn not to lose stuff.
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‐ Don't even think
about it.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Oh, welcome to the mean
streets of Metroburg.
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‐ Very funny, Dad.
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To the real
Metroburg, away!
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Away!
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‐ Sweetie, this driveway
is our big city simulator.
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It's all about preparation.
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Now as a crime‐fighter,
you have to learn
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how to arrive at a scene,
access a situation...
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[snaps fingers]
... make the right call.
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‐ Okay.
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I'm here, this situation
is ridiculous,
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I'm going back inside.
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‐ No, no, Phoebe,
Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe...
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this is serious,
all right?
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Now this bike represents
a tanker truck
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that crashed next to
a bus full of kids,
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stalled in a busy
intersection.
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‐ What's the empty
pizza box represent?
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‐ Oh, your Mom
made meatloaf.
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So... what do you do?
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‐ Um, I use my freeze breath
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on the tanker truck
so it doesn't explode,
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and everyone lives
happily ever after.
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‐ Almost.
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You forgot to
shut down the road.
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Look, here comes
an out‐of‐control cement truck.
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‐ I'm outta control, baby.
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‐ And you just caused
a 12‐car pile‐up.
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‐ You just got schooled.
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‐ Dad, I'm the protector
of Hiddenville.
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I think I'm past
pretend cement trucks
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and trash‐talking toddlers.
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‐ Uh‐uh‐uh‐uh!
Mentor. Mentee.
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Now, what's next?
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Small town tornado.
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Okay, I was gonna get
some fans and, ooh,
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milk cartons to
represent flying cows!
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‐ Poor, poor Phoebe.
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Dad's never gonna
take you to Metroburg.
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‐ You don't know that.
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‐ I stole his training schedule.
‐ You do know that.
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What?
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After two weeks
in the driveway,
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I graduate to the attic?
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The only crime up
there is humidity.
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My hair's gonna
be a mess.
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‐ [cell phone tings]
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‐ Oh, would you
look at that!
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Tech Rider just took
down some bank robbers.
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But don't you worry.
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Battling frizzy hair in
the attic sounds a lot more fun.
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‐ Uh, Phoebe Thunderman
for President Kickbutt, please.
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‐ ♪
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‐ I don't understand fashion.
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‐ Mom's making us
use this stuff now
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because Billy lost his jacket
and I lost my lunchbox.
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‐ You kids are just
like your Mom.
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She lost her phone
this morning.
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Now between you and me,
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the woman would lose her head,
if it wasn't screwed on.
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Hey, honey, your head
looks beautiful.
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‐ Aw, look at
my little garbage kids.
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Here, I need a picture.
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‐ [camera shutter clicks]
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‐ Send me a copy.
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‐ Oh, my gosh,
how could she?
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‐ Well, she could
email it, text it.
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It's actually
kind of easy.
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‐ Not the picture.
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She has a new phone.
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She already replaced
the one she lost.
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‐ Well, that's not fair.
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She won't replace
the stuff we lost.
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‐ We need to teach
her a lesson.
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‐ And then we'll teach
you how to email and text.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Oh, there you are.
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Okay, Phoebe,
Mr. Sprinkles over there
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is biting through
the gas line.
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You're only gonna
have seconds before‐‐
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‐ Uh, Dad, um...
I have to tell you something.
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I spoke to
President Kickbutt yesterday.
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We actually came up with a way
to make my mentorship better.
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‐ Well, what could be
any better than this?
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‐ [supercycle zooming]
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‐ [brakes screeching]
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‐ [engine revving]
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‐ I heard somebody
needs a new mentor.
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‐ Tech Rider?
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‐ That's how it
gets better.
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‐ So, you called
President Kickbutt
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and had me replaced with
this pimply‐faced kid?
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‐ Dad, he has perfect skin.
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‐ Let me see
what I wanna see.
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‐ The Hero League said
this mentorship program
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is supposed to be for
on‐the‐job training,
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not on‐the‐driveway
training.
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‐ So, you think you're ready
to zip off to Metroburg
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on this‐‐
‐ Supercycle!
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‐ [powers zapping]
‐ MAX: [screaming]
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‐ Sorry, buddy, no one goes
near the supercycle.
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[patting bike]
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‐ It's okay.
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Seeing it from the ground,
with a slight head wound,
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is just as rewarding.
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‐ Thunderman!
It is an honor to meet you.
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I was actually lucky enough
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to be at your retirement
celebration in Metroburg.
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‐ See, Dad, he's not so bad.
He's a fan.
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‐ Yeah, my folks
said I slept through
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the whole thing
in my stroller,
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but, hey, I was
there, right?
251
00:10:45,481 --> 00:10:46,916
May I?
‐ May you what?
252
00:10:47,016 --> 00:10:50,687
‐ Drone selfie!
‐ [drone camera flash pops]
253
00:10:50,787 --> 00:10:53,923
‐ So, the Hero League tells me
you've cost them a fortune
254
00:10:54,023 --> 00:10:57,259
mopping up the aftermath
of your reckless behavior.
255
00:10:57,359 --> 00:11:00,369
‐ Sometimes you've gotta destroy
a whole city to save it,
256
00:11:00,469 --> 00:11:02,772
you know what I'm sayin'?
257
00:11:02,872 --> 00:11:04,774
‐ No.
‐ [laughing]
258
00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:06,275
You are a riot, T‐man.
259
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,745
I'm gonna have my people
send you some swag.
260
00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:10,780
Brenda, send my new buddy,
261
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,281
Thunderman,
a Tech Rider hat.
262
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:15,618
[quietly]
He's got some weird hair.
263
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,254
‐ Listen, kid,
sorry you came
264
00:11:18,354 --> 00:11:20,557
all this way on
your little scooter,
265
00:11:20,657 --> 00:11:22,058
but after this little show,
266
00:11:22,158 --> 00:11:24,060
I'm sure my daughter's
changed her mind
267
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,995
about all this
tech nonsense.
268
00:11:26,095 --> 00:11:28,397
‐ Ooh, what's a nano
stun grenade?
269
00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:33,936
‐ Aw, what a cute
little marble.
270
00:11:34,036 --> 00:11:36,939
‐ [energy zapping]
271
00:11:37,039 --> 00:11:38,975
‐ TECH RIDER:
[laughing]
272
00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:41,811
Stunned him!
Good one, rookie.
273
00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:44,180
Let's go rack up some
saves in Metroburg.
274
00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:49,619
‐ Bye, T‐man.
‐ [engine starts]
275
00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:50,920
‐ [tires screeching]
276
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:53,422
‐ [supercycle zooming]
277
00:11:57,259 --> 00:12:00,002
‐ I'm kinda blind
right now, but...
278
00:12:00,102 --> 00:12:02,539
can I feel the look
on your face?
279
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,306
Oh. Oh, yeah.
280
00:12:04,406 --> 00:12:06,375
You're much more
stunned than I am.
281
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:09,145
‐ Look, I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
282
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:11,648
This is all part
of the mentoring process.
283
00:12:11,748 --> 00:12:14,684
I'm mentoring her
by letting her go.
284
00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:16,152
‐ Do you really
believe that?
285
00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:18,354
‐ Let me believe
what I wanna believe!
286
00:12:20,289 --> 00:12:23,092
‐ I don't know if I'm smelling
exhaust or failure.
287
00:12:23,192 --> 00:12:25,461
‐ Oh, I didn't fail, my friend.
[chuckling]
288
00:12:25,562 --> 00:12:28,230
While T‐man and Jerk Rider
were taking a selfie,
289
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,600
I snuck over to
the supercycle,
290
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,101
and put a remote
control on it.
291
00:12:32,201 --> 00:12:33,803
Then on my way back,
292
00:12:33,903 --> 00:12:35,705
I did what every
supervillain does‐‐
293
00:12:35,805 --> 00:12:37,707
I crop dusted them.
294
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:42,278
Now I just wait
for the right moment
295
00:12:42,378 --> 00:12:44,080
to activate
my remote control
296
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,617
and drive it back
to its new daddy‐‐me.
297
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:49,919
‐ I call first ride!
298
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,320
‐ Where'd you buy
that outfit?
299
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,723
‐ You don't buy something
like this, Max...
300
00:12:53,823 --> 00:12:55,491
[deep voice]
... you earn it.
301
00:12:57,426 --> 00:13:00,236
‐ Mom's sunglasses,
her shoes, her purse.
302
00:13:00,336 --> 00:13:02,872
‐ She's gonna think
she lost all this stuff,
303
00:13:02,972 --> 00:13:04,774
and when she replaces
them, like her phone,
304
00:13:04,874 --> 00:13:06,609
we'll bust her.
‐ BILLY: [laughing]
305
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:09,511
‐ BARB: Okay, Hank,
maybe I left it downstairs.
306
00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:11,648
‐ She's coming!
Quick, hide everything!
307
00:13:11,748 --> 00:13:14,116
‐ BILLY: [zooming]
308
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:20,456
‐ Did you lose
something, Mom?
309
00:13:20,557 --> 00:13:25,227
‐ Uh, no, I am just
looking for...
310
00:13:25,327 --> 00:13:27,564
hugs!
311
00:13:27,664 --> 00:13:29,331
Where...?
312
00:13:29,431 --> 00:13:31,300
‐ Hey, Mom, can I borrow
your sneakers?
313
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,836
I'm doing a school report
on women's footwear.
314
00:13:33,936 --> 00:13:36,072
‐ Uh, yeah. Maybe later.
I just...
315
00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:37,740
I have to go run
some errands.
316
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,308
‐ In your slippers?
317
00:13:39,408 --> 00:13:42,078
‐ Uh, it's what all
the moms are doing now.
318
00:13:42,178 --> 00:13:44,213
So, put that in your
report, huh?
319
00:13:44,313 --> 00:13:45,748
Bye!
320
00:13:49,285 --> 00:13:51,087
‐ [supercycle zooming]
321
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,243
‐ That was awesome!
Right, Phoebe?
322
00:13:56,343 --> 00:13:58,545
Phoebe?
323
00:13:58,645 --> 00:14:00,647
‐ [panting]
324
00:14:00,747 --> 00:14:02,582
Next time you do
a wheelie,
325
00:14:02,682 --> 00:14:04,417
can I get a little
heads up?
326
00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:06,686
I'll hold on tighter.
327
00:14:06,786 --> 00:14:10,957
‐ Learning lessons!
Up top!
328
00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:14,327
‐ I'd high‐five you,
but my hands are full of gravel.
329
00:14:14,427 --> 00:14:16,163
‐ I got you covered. Woo!
330
00:14:16,263 --> 00:14:17,664
All righty!
331
00:14:17,764 --> 00:14:19,632
Looks like it's
your lucky day, rookie.
332
00:14:19,732 --> 00:14:22,302
We have got a big
first mish.
333
00:14:22,402 --> 00:14:25,104
That's what I call "mission."
It saves time.
334
00:14:25,205 --> 00:14:27,240
‐ Hey, learnin'
from my ment.
335
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:29,008
‐ Huh?
‐ Mentor.
336
00:14:29,108 --> 00:14:31,211
I was just saving time.
Never mind.
337
00:14:31,311 --> 00:14:32,712
‐ Okay! All right!
338
00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:34,614
According to the Hero League,
339
00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:36,649
we have got a prison
break goin' down.
340
00:14:36,749 --> 00:14:40,086
Let's do this! Woo!
‐ [powers zapping]
341
00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:42,021
‐ Wait! Well,
shouldn't we have a plan?
342
00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:44,157
I guess he'll
tell me inside.
343
00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:47,794
‐ ♪
344
00:14:47,894 --> 00:14:49,162
‐ It looks like
they've stopped.
345
00:14:49,262 --> 00:14:51,130
Time to bring my new
supercycle home.
346
00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:54,234
[chuckling]
[typing on keyboard]
347
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:56,243
‐ Why isn't it working?
348
00:14:59,846 --> 00:15:02,715
‐ It's empty!
349
00:15:02,815 --> 00:15:05,185
Where am I gonna find 47
"AA" batteries?
350
00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:08,655
Colosso, how many batteries
does your tanning bed take?
351
00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:09,922
‐ Don't you dare!
352
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,959
It's almost beach season.
353
00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:14,961
‐ MALE VOICE ANNOUNCING:
Warning!
354
00:15:15,061 --> 00:15:16,796
Escape attempt in progress.
355
00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:18,565
‐ [alarm blaring]
356
00:15:18,665 --> 00:15:20,600
‐ All right, let's assess
the situation.
357
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,134
‐ Assess this.
358
00:15:22,235 --> 00:15:24,036
I'm gonna hit that thing
with a sonic pulse!
359
00:15:24,136 --> 00:15:25,905
‐ Wait!
‐ [powers zapping]
360
00:15:26,005 --> 00:15:30,177
‐ [high‐pitched hissing]
‐ Do you hear that?
361
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,378
‐ Yeah, I do.
362
00:15:31,478 --> 00:15:34,847
That's the sound of
me saving everyone's butt!
363
00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:37,484
‐ Not quite. This place
is made out of thundertanium.
364
00:15:37,584 --> 00:15:38,718
It's indestructible
but it also
365
00:15:38,818 --> 00:15:40,353
amplifies sonic
waves that‐‐
366
00:15:40,453 --> 00:15:42,989
‐ [sonic wave thuds]
367
00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,692
‐ That will happen.
368
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:48,361
Oh!
‐ [door locks clicking]
369
00:15:48,461 --> 00:15:50,463
‐ PHOEBE: The doors!
370
00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:53,833
‐ [metal whining]
371
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,768
‐ All right.
Mentor pop quiz.
372
00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:58,445
Twelve extremely shady
prisoners staring you down.
373
00:15:58,545 --> 00:15:59,779
What do you do?
374
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:02,382
By the way, this is
a time‐sensitive quiz.
375
00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:06,886
‐ I do this!
376
00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:11,924
‐ PRISONERS: [roaring]
‐ [blowing icy air]
377
00:16:13,092 --> 00:16:19,566
‐ ♪
378
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:22,402
‐ Now that's
a 12‐car pile‐up.
379
00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:24,070
[blowing icy air]
380
00:16:24,171 --> 00:16:28,040
‐ Oh, ho, ho, ho!
I just mentored it up!
381
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:31,678
Drone selfie!
‐ [drone camera flash pops]
382
00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:37,016
‐ ♪
383
00:16:37,116 --> 00:16:39,252
‐ What's in the bag, Mom?
384
00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:43,423
‐ Just a few things
I needed to pick up.
385
00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:45,392
‐ I'll bet you did.
386
00:16:45,492 --> 00:16:47,927
‐ Listen, there's something
I need to tell you two.
387
00:16:48,027 --> 00:16:50,730
‐ Oh, there's plenty
you need to tell us.
388
00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:54,234
Like slippers were all
the rage‐‐last season.
389
00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:56,369
‐ We know what
you've been up to.
390
00:16:56,469 --> 00:16:58,110
So we stole a bunch
of your things,
391
00:16:58,211 --> 00:16:59,779
knowing you'd just
go buy new ones.
392
00:16:59,879 --> 00:17:03,250
‐ New ones‐‐like these.
393
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:08,221
‐ See? Sunglasses, shoes,
a pocketbook, earrings.
394
00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:10,257
Another phone!
395
00:17:10,357 --> 00:17:13,993
‐ A lunchbox.
A jacket for a tiny person.
396
00:17:14,093 --> 00:17:15,695
‐ Are those for us?
397
00:17:15,795 --> 00:17:17,597
‐ Well, if you'd
let me finish,
398
00:17:17,697 --> 00:17:19,566
you'd know that I,
too, lose things,
399
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:21,568
and I realized it
wasn't right
400
00:17:21,668 --> 00:17:25,705
for me to replace my stuff,
and not yours as well.
401
00:17:25,805 --> 00:17:28,441
‐ Well...thank you
for clearing that up.
402
00:17:30,177 --> 00:17:32,044
And you can rest assured that
we won't hold it against you.
403
00:17:32,145 --> 00:17:34,747
Come on, Billy!
‐ No, no, not so fast, okay?
404
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:36,249
You two stole a bunch
of my stuff
405
00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:38,618
and you tried
to trick me.
406
00:17:38,718 --> 00:17:40,387
Two weeks' dish duty.
407
00:17:40,487 --> 00:17:43,290
‐ Or you walk away
from this knowing
408
00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:46,893
you have two of everything
and we don't tell Dad.
409
00:17:46,993 --> 00:17:52,031
‐ You can't negotiate.
I am the mom.
410
00:17:52,131 --> 00:17:53,800
One week's dish duty
411
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,568
and I get to keep
all the phones.
412
00:17:55,668 --> 00:17:57,677
‐ BILLY & NORA: Deal!
413
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,082
‐ What just happened
in there?
414
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,584
‐ I taught you how to go
415
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,654
from zero to awesome in
2.8 seconds! Up top!
416
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,289
‐ When we got here,
417
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,258
there was one bad guy
trying to escape.
418
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,892
And thanks to your
2.8 seconds,
419
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:16,062
I had to step in
and capture 12.
420
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:19,732
‐ I'm not gonna lie, rookie.
You were amazing in there‐‐
421
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,101
which means I'm
an incredible mentor.
422
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,903
Now...
[patting seat]
423
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,972
hop on because
I feel like doing
424
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:29,108
a victory wheelie
tech ride!
425
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,312
‐ No, I'm going home.
This was a mistake.
426
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,081
And you can hop on.
I'm in front now.
427
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,049
‐ [engine starts]
‐ Whoa!
428
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,118
‐ Did you turn this
thing on?
429
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,987
‐ [tires squealing]
430
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,690
‐ [supercycle zooming]
‐ Whoooaaaa!
431
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,360
‐ Hey, get back here!
432
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,297
I will not go back
to being Tech Walker!
433
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,134
Tech Walker shoes, activate.
‐ [button beeps]
434
00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:59,212
‐ [sighing]
435
00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:03,750
‐ There it is. The supercycle's
on its way home.
436
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,785
Thanks for the new batteries.
437
00:19:05,885 --> 00:19:07,620
‐ Don't thank me.
Thank Chloe.
438
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:13,960
‐ [whooshing]
439
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:16,596
You are a monster!
440
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:18,998
[whooshing]
441
00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:20,567
‐ Oh, I wish I could've
seen Phoebe's face
442
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,935
when this thing took
off with nobody on it.
443
00:19:23,035 --> 00:19:25,638
‐ [screaming]
‐ [supercycle zooming]
444
00:19:25,738 --> 00:19:26,973
‐ Why don't this thing stop?
445
00:19:27,073 --> 00:19:29,176
Supercycle, I command
you to turn left.
446
00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:32,712
‐ [tires screeching]
‐ All right!
447
00:19:32,812 --> 00:19:35,882
‐ That's right,
come to papa.
448
00:19:35,982 --> 00:19:38,485
‐ Oh, that looks fun.
Let me try.
449
00:19:38,585 --> 00:19:41,888
‐ Wait, paws off my remote.
‐ Come on, share!
450
00:19:41,988 --> 00:19:45,692
‐ My face is turning
inside out!
451
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:48,628
‐ Let go!
‐ No, you let go!
452
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:50,297
‐ BOTH: [grunting]
453
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,365
‐ Oh, no, the supercycle!
454
00:19:52,465 --> 00:19:54,334
‐ MAX: I think it's heading
for that cliff!
455
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:57,009
‐ I'm heading for that cliff!
456
00:19:57,109 --> 00:20:00,012
‐ My supercycle!
457
00:20:00,112 --> 00:20:03,450
‐ [screaming]
458
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:12,124
‐ ♪
459
00:20:12,225 --> 00:20:14,761
‐ [gasping]
Dad!
460
00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:15,995
Thank you!
461
00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:18,365
[panting]
462
00:20:18,465 --> 00:20:21,768
Wait. Where'd
you come from?
463
00:20:21,868 --> 00:20:23,970
‐ I've been keeping
an eye on you.
464
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:26,105
Not because I don't
trust you,
465
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:28,741
because I didn't
trust Tech Rider.
466
00:20:28,841 --> 00:20:31,878
‐ You were right.
He is reckless.
467
00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:34,514
I was just so caught up
in his supercycle
468
00:20:34,614 --> 00:20:39,252
and his supergadgets,
and his supersmooth skin.
469
00:20:39,352 --> 00:20:42,289
‐ I hate to admit it,
but his skin does glow.
470
00:20:42,389 --> 00:20:44,724
‐ Dad, I never should
have replaced you.
471
00:20:44,824 --> 00:20:46,426
I'm sorry.
472
00:20:46,526 --> 00:20:48,661
‐ I understand. My methods
can be old‐fashioned.
473
00:20:48,761 --> 00:20:50,062
‐ Are you kidding me?
474
00:20:50,163 --> 00:20:51,731
I used everything you
taught me at the prison
475
00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:54,066
and that's what
saved the day.
476
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:56,269
I can't wait for
our next lesson.
477
00:20:56,369 --> 00:20:59,712
‐ Are you saying you want
me to be your mentor again?
478
00:20:59,812 --> 00:21:00,980
‐ I'm saying...
479
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,915
today made me
realize a mentor
480
00:21:03,015 --> 00:21:05,885
is a person you look
up to and learn from
481
00:21:05,985 --> 00:21:09,322
and that person's
always been you.
482
00:21:09,422 --> 00:21:11,758
So, I'm gonna call
President Kickbutt
483
00:21:11,858 --> 00:21:15,195
and make it official‐‐again.
484
00:21:15,295 --> 00:21:17,664
‐ [voice cracking]
Nothing would make me prouder.
485
00:21:17,764 --> 00:21:19,999
‐ [whooshing]
486
00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:21,768
‐ Perfect, Chloe.
487
00:21:21,868 --> 00:21:24,304
Now I think the supercycle
disappeared from my radar
488
00:21:24,404 --> 00:21:27,807
somewhere around‐‐
‐ Speaking of being proud...
489
00:21:27,907 --> 00:21:31,244
‐ Oh! Hey, guys!
[laughing]
490
00:21:31,344 --> 00:21:34,080
Chloe and I,
we're just leaving.
491
00:21:34,181 --> 00:21:35,348
Quick, home, Chloe!
492
00:21:35,448 --> 00:21:38,084
‐ This is for stealing
my batteries!
493
00:21:38,185 --> 00:21:40,787
[whooshing]
494
00:21:40,887 --> 00:21:46,159
‐ Any chance you two saw a
runaway motorcycle around here?
495
00:21:46,259 --> 00:21:47,894
‐ Thunderman...
496
00:21:47,994 --> 00:21:49,996
‐ HANK & PHOEBE: ...away!
497
00:21:50,096 --> 00:21:52,465
‐ I guess I'm walkin'.
498
00:21:52,565 --> 00:21:55,134
‐ On your left!
499
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:17,464
‐ ♪
500
00:22:17,514 --> 00:22:22,064
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