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- Your waffles are ready,
honey.
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- Mmm.
- [sneezes]
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- You know what,
I'll just have a banana.
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- Come on.
It's still good.
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[sneezes]
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I'm so sorry.
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I think I'm coming down
with a cold.
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- Morning, guys.
- [farts]
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- Phoebe!
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- That wasn't me.
[farts]
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- Okay, now you're just gross.
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- I told you it wasn't--
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Max, did you change my
ring tone?
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[cell phone plays
fart sound]
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- I upgraded your smartphone
to a fartphone.
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You can thank me later.
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- How about I thank you now?
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Why must you people ruin
my breakfast?
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- Honey, who's texting you
this early?
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- It's cherry.
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She's reminded me
about ditch day.
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- Oh, I loved ditch day.
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Skipping school,
having fun...
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- [clears throat]
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- And then hours of regret,
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realizing I missed
an entire day of learning.
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- Don't worry.
I'm not gonna let ditch day
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ruin my lifetime
of perfect attendance.
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- [coughs]
Nerd.
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Sorry, coughed during that.
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You're a nerd.
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- Tell me that
when I'm at hero University,
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and you're still living
in our parents' basement,
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talking to rabbits.
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- Max, you're not planning
on ditching school, are you?
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- [coughs]
He is.
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Sorry, I coughed
during that.
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He is.
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A bunch of kids
are going skateboarding.
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- And I'm not gonna
be a part of that.
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Not this guy, no way.
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- Do we believe him?
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- I choose to.
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It makes life easier.
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- [sneezes]
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- All right,
let's get you to bed,
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before you ruin lunch.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Really?
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You're going to school
on ditch day?
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- Yeah, right after
I paint the house.
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See ya, nerd.
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- Have fun ice skating.
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- I'm skateboarding.
- Not anymore.
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[exhales]
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- Oh, no!
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[thud]
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- Later, skater.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ 'cause we've livin' our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- All right.
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Got my music, my magazine,
my scented pillow.
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- Oh, thanks,
I'll take that,
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for my bruised butt.
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- What are you doing here?
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I thought
you were ditching.
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- So did I, until
I double-checked my skip days,
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and realized if I get
one more absence,
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I have to go
to summer school.
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I can't go to summer school.
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I can barely make it
through winter school.
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- Did you see how empty
this place is?
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I thought there'd
at least be teachers here.
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It's kind of creepy.
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- ♪ Sittin' on a chicken
all day long ♪
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♪ Strummin' a banjo
hummin' a song ♪
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- No, that's creepy.
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- Cheese and crackers!
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You scared me.
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What are you two
doing here?
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- I'm here because
I want perfect attendance.
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I can't speak for him.
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But if I did,
it would sound like,
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"doy, doy, doy, doy."
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- Well, this is a treat.
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I was gonna spend the day
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looking at pictures
of my birds.
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But since you're here,
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we can all look at pictures
of my birds.
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- Actually, Ms. Williams,
as the school secretary,
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you could just
mark us here for the day,
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and we could all leave.
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- Oh, heavens no.
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If I let you go
and you get mowed down
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by a bus, that's on me.
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Now, this little
troublemaker's name
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is Canary Underwood.
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Here's all of us
at whipper Willy Nelson's
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birthday party.
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Notice the worm-shaped cake--
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whipper Willy's idea.
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- That's it.
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I can't take this anymore.
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[exhales]
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- Max, what are you doing?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Did you wanna hear
whipper Willy's wish
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when he blew out
his candles?
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To get away from her!
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- You can't just
go around freezing people.
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We could get discovered.
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- And here's whipper Willy's
half birthday.
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Birds can live
till their 80.
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Well, you'll see.
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- No, we won't.
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- Nice freeze, pheebs.
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So what do you wanna do?
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- I'm just gonna sit here
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and have a little
Phoebe time.
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- Oh, come on.
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The school's empty.
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Let's go have some fun.
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We never have any fun.
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- We had fun that week
your mouth was wired shut.
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Just go ahead.
I'm good here.
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- Fine.
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Have fun sitting on a chicken
all day long.
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- Max!
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I am not gonna
let him bait me.
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I am not gonna let him
bait me.
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I'm not gonna--
oh, that's it!
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Max!
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- A snowball in school?
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How did he do it?
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- Max, you've
gotta watch out.
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Someone might see you
using your powers.
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- There's no one here.
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Which is a real shame,
'cause they're missing this.
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- [sighs]
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You wanna have fun, Max?
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[exhales]
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How's this for fun?
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Eat snow.
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- Wow. Nice shot.
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- Thank you.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Aah, Max!
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Max!
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Ow!
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- [chuckles]
Oh!
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[both laugh]
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Hey, you didn't
make your snowballs
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out of toilet water,
did you?
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- Just this one.
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Smile.
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[click]
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- Do not post that.
- Really?
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Don't post this where
everyone can see us
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using our powers?
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- That, and I told everyone
you weren't my sister.
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Hey, wasn't today
apple pie day?
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- [scoffs]
Please.
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I am not gonna break
into the cafeteria,
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and steal--
- they have ice cream.
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- Race you there!
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- What are you kids doing?
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- We're gonna
watch a movie.
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What are you doing?
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- Well, since your mother's
not feeling well,
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I'm gonna watch a film.
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That's a movie
for grown-ups.
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- Yes!
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"Space kitties" it is.
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- Ah, "space kitties?"
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- I guess you won't
be needing this.
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- Barb, the little ones
are sassing me again!
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- Hank, just come
watch the movie
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up here with me--
[sneezes]
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ALL: Gross.
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- "Space kitties" it is.
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BOTH: "Space kitties!"
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- Why don't you go see
if your brother and sister
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wanna suffer
through this gem with me?
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- Billy in the hole!
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- Do not eat my popcorn.
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Whee!
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- I'm not afraid of her.
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Maybe I'll just
wait till she gets back.
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- Whee!
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- Whee!
- Oh, not again!
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[both grunt]
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- Wait. Why are you and Max
hanging out?
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- Yeah, and not fighting.
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- You see it too?
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Good.
I thought I was losing it.
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- We actually had fun today.
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- Yeah, it turns out
if no one else
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is at school,
Phoebe's all right.
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- Anyhow, we were
--getting along.
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Look.
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- Snow? In school?
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No way. Pic pic.
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- A pic pic?
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- Yeah. It's a picture
of a picture.
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- That's not a thing.
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- Then how did I just do it?
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- What's that, up there
on the wall?
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- Yeah, Max,
what is that?
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Oh, no, is that...
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- It is.
- A security camera?
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- The school got
a pic pic of you?
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See, Nora,
it's catching on.
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- No, this is bad.
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This is really, really bad.
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You see,
this is what happens
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when I have fun with you.
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- Okay, everyone just relax.
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Yes, the camera caught us
using our super powers.
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But this is an easy fix,
all right?
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We just break
into the school--
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- Break into the school?
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- Look, the school records
say that
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the security footage is kept
in the principal's office.
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- Oh, so now we're also
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breaking into
the principal's office?
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- Fun, right?
BOTH: Yeah!
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- No, not fun.
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- I miss snowball Phoebe.
- [sighs]
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- look, these
are simple hard drives.
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And we're going to erase them
with this baby.
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- What's that,
a magic wand?
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- I'm not a magician.
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- That's exactly
what a magician would say.
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- It's a degausser magnet.
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And we're gonna use it
to erase the security footage
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in the principal's office.
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- Sounds like a heist.
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We want in.
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- Me too.
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I'll take out the guards.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No one's taking out anyone.
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We don't need your help.
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- But we're superheroes.
259
00:10:02,795 --> 00:10:04,697
We need action.
260
00:10:04,697 --> 00:10:06,666
Billy is getting soft.
261
00:10:06,666 --> 00:10:11,537
- Max, where did you
get this moisturizer?
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- That's my scab ointment.
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- Whatever it is,
it's fantastic.
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- Look, if you guys
wanna help,
265
00:10:20,181 --> 00:10:21,648
you can just cover for us.
266
00:10:21,648 --> 00:10:23,317
Tell mom and dad
we're going to the mall.
267
00:10:23,317 --> 00:10:25,552
- Ooh, mom and dad.
Can I take them out?
268
00:10:25,552 --> 00:10:26,854
- No!
269
00:10:26,854 --> 00:10:29,824
You have got to get
that rabbit under control.
270
00:10:31,893 --> 00:10:34,262
- Don't worry.
I'm getting us on that heist.
271
00:10:34,262 --> 00:10:36,564
But first, we're gonna
need a pic pic.
272
00:10:36,564 --> 00:10:37,765
- I'd give you a high-five,
273
00:10:37,765 --> 00:10:40,903
but this stuff's
starting to burn.
274
00:10:44,206 --> 00:10:46,141
- This goes against
everything I believe in.
275
00:10:46,141 --> 00:10:47,376
- Breaking in?
276
00:10:47,376 --> 00:10:50,146
- No, going to school twice
in one day.
277
00:10:50,146 --> 00:10:52,081
Now, if one of us
senses trouble,
278
00:10:52,081 --> 00:10:53,917
the code word is "porcupine."
279
00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:55,318
- porcupine, got it.
280
00:10:55,318 --> 00:10:58,728
- All right.
Watch and learn, Phoebe.
281
00:10:58,728 --> 00:11:01,865
Breaking and entering
requires the delicate touch
282
00:11:01,865 --> 00:11:04,701
of a surgeon and
the technical know-how of--
283
00:11:04,701 --> 00:11:07,304
- it's already open.
284
00:11:07,304 --> 00:11:10,374
- I loosened it for ya.
285
00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:12,810
- Figured out
why the door is open.
286
00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:15,580
[country music]
287
00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:17,615
- Country Western
dancing club?
288
00:11:17,615 --> 00:11:18,849
At our school?
289
00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:20,618
- We gotta get out of here
before someone sees us.
290
00:11:20,618 --> 00:11:22,420
- Too late.
291
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:25,123
You two are busted.
292
00:11:25,123 --> 00:11:26,592
- Hedgehog.
293
00:11:26,592 --> 00:11:28,026
Uh, opossum.
294
00:11:28,026 --> 00:11:29,395
Armadillo?
295
00:11:29,395 --> 00:11:30,762
- Porcupine?
296
00:11:30,762 --> 00:11:33,532
- That's the one.
297
00:11:36,803 --> 00:11:39,806
- I know exactly
why you two are here.
298
00:11:39,806 --> 00:11:41,474
- Okay, so you
know our secret.
299
00:11:41,474 --> 00:11:43,142
Just please
don't tell anyone.
300
00:11:43,142 --> 00:11:45,044
Our parents will
be so mad at us.
301
00:11:45,044 --> 00:11:46,546
- For liking a good hoedown?
302
00:11:46,546 --> 00:11:50,517
- No for--
loving a good hoedown.
303
00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:53,854
- Yes. Our parents
are very anti-hoedown.
304
00:11:53,854 --> 00:11:56,256
- Well, your secret
is safe with me.
305
00:11:56,256 --> 00:11:59,032
Let's go get you kids
some duds.
306
00:11:59,032 --> 00:12:00,334
- Yeehaw.
307
00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:03,872
- I think I like her better
as crazy bird lady.
308
00:12:06,507 --> 00:12:08,409
- Wow, you must
be pretty important
309
00:12:08,409 --> 00:12:10,879
to have a key to
the principal's office.
310
00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:11,946
- Of course I do.
311
00:12:11,946 --> 00:12:13,348
I'm the principal's wingman.
312
00:12:13,348 --> 00:12:14,883
Tweet, tweet.
313
00:12:14,883 --> 00:12:17,652
- And she's back.
314
00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:24,026
- Hey, there's
the security system.
315
00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,961
We just need
to erase the hard drive.
316
00:12:25,961 --> 00:12:29,832
- Here you go. Duds.
317
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,602
- Oh, duds are clothes.
318
00:12:32,602 --> 00:12:33,670
- Hurry on out.
319
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,272
No one's supposed
to be in here.
320
00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:41,312
See ya on the dance floor.
321
00:12:41,312 --> 00:12:43,047
- [sighs]
So close.
322
00:12:43,047 --> 00:12:44,715
- Are you kidding?
We got this.
323
00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:46,383
We just melt the lock
with our heat breath,
324
00:12:46,383 --> 00:12:47,785
and erase
the security footage.
325
00:12:47,785 --> 00:12:49,320
- No way. Our powers
got us into this mess
326
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,455
in the first place.
327
00:12:50,455 --> 00:12:51,923
We need that key.
328
00:12:51,923 --> 00:12:53,124
- And how do we get that?
329
00:12:53,124 --> 00:12:57,069
- We dance, Max.
We dance.
330
00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:03,842
[country music]
331
00:13:03,842 --> 00:13:08,146
♪ ♪
332
00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:11,017
- Could this get any worse?
333
00:13:11,017 --> 00:13:12,585
- It's about to.
334
00:13:12,585 --> 00:13:14,988
Ms. Williams,
Max wants to dance with you.
335
00:13:14,988 --> 00:13:16,956
- You're on, partner!
336
00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:20,560
- What are you doing?
337
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,430
- Trust me.
I have an idea.
338
00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:27,267
Howdy, everybody.
339
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:29,837
[cheers and applause]
340
00:13:29,837 --> 00:13:31,071
Let's put a little
up in your giddy
341
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,240
and scoot boogie
to the latest moves.
342
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,842
[cheers and applause]
343
00:13:34,842 --> 00:13:36,411
[country music]
344
00:13:36,411 --> 00:13:38,679
So grab a partner,
do-si-do,
345
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,781
round and round
and here we go.
346
00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:42,450
- Whoo-hoo!
347
00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:44,585
- Chicken in the outhouse,
ten feet wide.
348
00:13:44,585 --> 00:13:46,855
Step to the left
and do the slide.
349
00:13:46,855 --> 00:13:48,690
ALL: Whoo!
350
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:50,792
- Now raise your hands
up in the air,
351
00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:52,994
and walk them boots
to the county fair.
352
00:13:52,994 --> 00:13:55,264
ALL: Whoo-hoo!
353
00:13:55,264 --> 00:13:56,899
- Swing your partner
round and round,
354
00:13:56,899 --> 00:13:59,175
take your keys
and thrown 'em down.
355
00:13:59,175 --> 00:14:03,312
- I love these
hip new dance moves.
356
00:14:03,312 --> 00:14:05,047
- Clap your elbows,
slap your thighs.
357
00:14:05,047 --> 00:14:07,884
Fox in the hen house,
cover your eyes.
358
00:14:07,884 --> 00:14:10,053
Ugh. Not you, Max.
359
00:14:13,056 --> 00:14:15,092
Well, everybody,
it's been fun.
360
00:14:15,092 --> 00:14:17,395
Sorry to say,
but this gal's done.
361
00:14:17,395 --> 00:14:20,998
[cheers and applause]
362
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,733
- Ohh.
363
00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:25,403
Not so fast,
twinkle toes.
364
00:14:25,403 --> 00:14:26,537
- What do I do?
365
00:14:26,537 --> 00:14:28,506
- Let her lead.
366
00:14:28,506 --> 00:14:30,274
- Whoo-hoo!
367
00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:35,114
- Ahh.
368
00:14:35,114 --> 00:14:37,616
You are good,
Phoebe thunderman.
369
00:14:37,616 --> 00:14:40,185
Now, all I need to do
is wave the degaus--
370
00:14:40,185 --> 00:14:42,087
wait. where is it?
371
00:14:42,087 --> 00:14:43,889
[sighs]
372
00:14:43,889 --> 00:14:46,759
Nora!
373
00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:49,962
- No, captain whiskers,
it's too dangerous.
374
00:14:49,962 --> 00:14:53,333
- Then it's a good thing
I've got nine lives.
375
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,368
- Oh, come on,
that would never happen.
376
00:14:55,368 --> 00:14:59,212
- How do you know
what happens in space?
377
00:14:59,212 --> 00:15:01,448
- I know that cats
can't steer spaceships.
378
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:03,350
They don't even have thumbs.
379
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,286
[phone chimes]
380
00:15:07,088 --> 00:15:09,223
- I'm going to the kitchen
for a snack.
381
00:15:09,223 --> 00:15:11,458
- I am also
going to the kitchen
382
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,396
for an unrelated snack.
383
00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:20,969
- Hello, pheebs.
384
00:15:20,969 --> 00:15:22,637
What's the haps?
385
00:15:22,637 --> 00:15:24,807
- You know very well
what the haps is.
386
00:15:24,807 --> 00:15:26,441
I need that degausser.
387
00:15:26,441 --> 00:15:27,743
- No, you need us.
388
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:29,177
- Just bring it here.
389
00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:30,413
- Say you need us.
390
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:33,482
- [sighs]
I need you.
391
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,751
- Now without the attitude.
- Nora!
392
00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:38,788
- On our way.
393
00:15:38,788 --> 00:15:41,725
- Pic pic strikes again.
394
00:15:43,059 --> 00:15:44,894
- Hey, dad,
we're gonna go to bed.
395
00:15:44,894 --> 00:15:46,530
[yawns]
396
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,832
- [yawns]
397
00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:50,234
- Kiss your mom good night.
398
00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:52,402
- [sneezes]
399
00:15:52,402 --> 00:15:56,774
- Or just maybe wave
as you walk by.
400
00:15:56,774 --> 00:15:59,684
- Lieutenant, you risked
your life to save me.
401
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:00,718
But why?
402
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,520
- Adios, gatos.
403
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,991
- Captain whiskers,
this may come as a shock,
404
00:16:05,991 --> 00:16:08,493
but I am your father.
405
00:16:08,493 --> 00:16:10,962
- [gasps]
406
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:19,772
I did not see that coming.
407
00:16:19,772 --> 00:16:22,775
[country music]
408
00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:30,517
♪ ♪
409
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:32,485
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
410
00:16:32,485 --> 00:16:38,426
[all cheering]
411
00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:53,508
[all cheering]
412
00:16:58,087 --> 00:17:02,024
[cheers and applause]
413
00:17:02,024 --> 00:17:03,392
- You know,
I should stop.
414
00:17:03,392 --> 00:17:05,494
I think I'm getting blisters
from these boots.
415
00:17:05,494 --> 00:17:06,929
- Then let's get you
a bigger pair.
416
00:17:06,929 --> 00:17:10,400
I think I've got some
in the principal's office.
417
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,569
Because this
is my favorite song.
418
00:17:13,569 --> 00:17:14,804
- Well, what about
your feet?
419
00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:15,872
- Oh, that's okay.
420
00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:17,540
Blisters are
nature's bandages.
421
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:19,242
- Whoo-hoo!
422
00:17:19,242 --> 00:17:22,178
[country music]
423
00:17:23,747 --> 00:17:25,982
- But, sir, the ship
can't handle it.
424
00:17:25,982 --> 00:17:27,584
- [meows]
425
00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:32,757
- But, sir--
- [meowing fiercely]
426
00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:37,662
- Hank, can you
check on the kids?
427
00:17:37,662 --> 00:17:38,963
- On it.
428
00:17:38,963 --> 00:17:40,398
[explosion]
429
00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:42,667
- Sir, we've
lost engine four.
430
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,603
We have to land
on planet canine.
431
00:17:51,076 --> 00:17:52,311
- Hey, are you kids good?
432
00:17:52,311 --> 00:17:53,379
[high-pitched voice]
Yeah, we're good.
433
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,513
You're the best dad ever.
434
00:17:54,513 --> 00:17:58,091
[normal voice]
I love you.
435
00:17:58,091 --> 00:17:59,859
Kids are good!
436
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:07,801
- Sorry we're late.
437
00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:12,106
Someone stopped
for chocolate milk.
438
00:18:12,106 --> 00:18:13,640
- Did you
bring the degausser?
439
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,343
- I knew I forgot something.
440
00:18:20,581 --> 00:18:23,784
It's just so good.
441
00:18:23,784 --> 00:18:26,787
[country music]
442
00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:28,489
♪ ♪
443
00:18:28,489 --> 00:18:34,496
[cheers and applause]
444
00:18:34,496 --> 00:18:36,498
- How are you feet
holding up?
445
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:37,499
- I don't know
if they can
446
00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:40,269
technically
be called feet anymore.
447
00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:41,570
- Poor thing.
448
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:44,206
Let me get that bandage
from the first aid closet.
449
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,342
Oh. Where are my keys?
450
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,177
- Your keys.
451
00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:50,447
Uh, maybe you left them
in your car.
452
00:18:50,447 --> 00:18:51,681
I'll get 'em for you
right now.
453
00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:52,882
You got a brick?
454
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,018
- No, I threw them down.
455
00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:56,419
Someone must've
grabbed them.
456
00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:57,594
I gotta make sure no one's
457
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,129
breaking into
the principal's office.
458
00:18:59,129 --> 00:19:03,301
- Oh, Ms. Williams--
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
459
00:19:03,301 --> 00:19:06,003
[magnet humming]
460
00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:09,140
- You're a sweet kid, Nora,
but step on it.
461
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:12,844
- Don't rush me.
I'm savoring the heist.
462
00:19:12,844 --> 00:19:15,847
[country showdown music]
463
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:23,789
♪ ♪
464
00:19:27,026 --> 00:19:30,162
- Uh, guys, who's that?
465
00:19:30,162 --> 00:19:32,031
- Oh, no. We're busted.
466
00:19:32,031 --> 00:19:33,098
She's gonna see the tapes
467
00:19:33,098 --> 00:19:34,434
and find out
we're superheroes.
468
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,768
I knew this wouldn't work.
469
00:19:35,768 --> 00:19:37,070
- Look, it worked!
470
00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:38,171
- I never had a doubt.
471
00:19:38,171 --> 00:19:39,372
Let's get out of here,
come on.
472
00:19:39,372 --> 00:19:42,576
Pick up the pace...
473
00:19:42,576 --> 00:19:46,046
And the pencils.
474
00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:50,717
♪ ♪
475
00:19:50,717 --> 00:19:55,389
- Well, look
what we have here.
476
00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:57,665
- Oh, Ms. Williams,
I can explain everything.
477
00:19:57,665 --> 00:20:01,869
- Is it so hard
to pick up a pencil?
478
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,838
What did you
want to explain, Max?
479
00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:07,209
- Uh--
480
00:20:07,209 --> 00:20:09,878
- We zapped the footage.
481
00:20:09,878 --> 00:20:10,979
- What was that?
482
00:20:10,979 --> 00:20:15,218
- I said I wrapped
my footage.
483
00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:16,919
And I found your keys.
484
00:20:16,919 --> 00:20:18,854
- Well, aren't you
a gentleman?
485
00:20:18,854 --> 00:20:20,289
You know what I owe you?
486
00:20:20,289 --> 00:20:22,558
One last do-si-do.
487
00:20:22,558 --> 00:20:25,529
- I'm gonna have
to give that no-si-no.
488
00:20:25,529 --> 00:20:27,864
Aah. Aah. Aah.
489
00:20:27,864 --> 00:20:30,834
- That's one small step
for kitties,
490
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:34,905
one giant leap
for kitty kind.
491
00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:38,643
- I respect what you did,
lieutenant furball.
492
00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:41,979
- Call me...
[gasps]
493
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,714
dad.
494
00:20:46,851 --> 00:20:48,119
[door opens]
495
00:20:50,388 --> 00:20:51,857
- Whoa. What happened here?
496
00:20:51,857 --> 00:20:55,627
- [sniffles]
Kids, we're getting a cat.
497
00:20:55,627 --> 00:20:57,269
- But we're allergic.
498
00:20:57,269 --> 00:21:00,106
- I don't care.
499
00:21:00,106 --> 00:21:01,173
- [sneezes]
500
00:21:01,173 --> 00:21:03,575
- I should check
on your mother.
501
00:21:03,575 --> 00:21:07,046
- Wait. Before you do that--
502
00:21:07,046 --> 00:21:10,383
- We have something
we need to tell you.
503
00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:12,619
- Right.
I almost forgot.
504
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,487
We just wanted
to tell you that
505
00:21:14,487 --> 00:21:18,291
you're a really great dad.
506
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:20,093
- No.
507
00:21:20,093 --> 00:21:23,230
Lieutenant furball is.
508
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:26,567
And now he's gone.
509
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:29,003
[crying]
510
00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:31,840
[sobbing]
511
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,408
- And add that to
the list of things I want
512
00:21:34,408 --> 00:21:36,177
to forget about tonight.
513
00:21:36,177 --> 00:21:38,813
- Come on, seriously,
you had fun.
514
00:21:38,813 --> 00:21:40,915
- [sighs]
I did.
515
00:21:40,915 --> 00:21:43,585
Especially when
I took this picture of you,
516
00:21:43,585 --> 00:21:45,187
dancing with Ms. williaMs.
517
00:21:45,187 --> 00:21:47,456
- Phoebe, give me that
right now.
518
00:21:47,456 --> 00:21:49,058
- Not before I post it.
- Phoebe!
519
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,274
Phoebe, this is not fun.
520
00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:52,607
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
521
00:21:52,607 --> 00:21:55,141
- Come on, come on.
- Oh! Ow! Oh!
522
00:21:57,647 --> 00:21:59,747
Ow! Oh! Ow!
523
00:21:59,797 --> 00:22:04,347
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