All language subtitles for Starsky And Hutch s03e05 111Wd.eng

[TYRES SCREECHING]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[EXPLODES]

[SIRENS WAILING]

Delivery. One genuine
bull-goose loony.

Sign here, please.

Is this the transfer
from County General?

Yes, ma'am.
Name of Skyler.

[PATIENT HUMMING
"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW"]

Say, beautiful,
how do you like my new moustache?

It's very nice, Mr Skyler.
Good.

You can have it. I gotta run.

Whoo!

NURSE:
Restrain him. Restrain him!

[CHUCKLES]

There's a wild man
on the loose! Whoo!

[NURSE SCREAMS]

[STARSKY YELLING]

I've taken worse hits
in the Little League.

Speak for yourself.

Somebody get him off me.

Get the wheelchair.

How did you like that fake,
huh? Pretty good?

[GROANS]

Sit down.

Why did you do that?
To keep him quiet.

I'd really rather stand.

Was that really necessary?
Will you sit down, Mr Skyler, please?

Mr Hansen, how much experience
have you had in mental institutions?

Well, actually, I've, uh...

been here one week.

One week? My.
We have a lot to learn, don't we?

Mr Switek, would you take
the new patient to his ward, please?

Uh, I'd be very happy
to take him up there.

Well, I... I have to
go up there anyway.

As you like.

Mr Hansen.
Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

I'll manage.

Ah, here we are.
This is your room.

I'm hungry.

And this is the rec room.

I know you'll have many, many,
many happy hours in here.

Hey.
What?

Who's the guy with the hat?

Where?
Behind us.

Oh.

Uh, his name is Freddie Lyle.

He's into detective stories.
Thinks he's Sam Spade.

Why is he staring at me?

I don't know.
Maybe you're paranoid.

Or maybe he thinks
you're his next case.

Freddie.

Oh!
Wait a second.

Isn't that Jane Hutton,
our crusading girl reporter?

You talked to her yet?
Nope.

She doesn't even know
we're in here.

Boy, she's some case.

Anybody else would
have to be committed

to come to a place
like this.

Boy, we sure got some job
on our hands.

Shh.
Hmm?

Hey, would you get me
out of these bracelets?

Sure. Come on.

Not only do we have to find
some homicidal nut

in a place that specialises in them,

we gotta make sure
that Jane doesn't get to him first.

Boy, I can hardly
keep my eyes open.

So...

what do you got?
Oh, not much.

Officially, the hospital
lists two of the deaths as suicide by hanging,

two of the deaths
as respiratory failure.

Respiratory failure?

Yeah, you know, accidental overdose,
uh, suffocation, that sort of thing.

I don't know about this.

I mean, I once saw on the late show
a movie about an insane asylum

and this guy that went undercover.
Yeah?

He never came out.

What happened?
He went bananas.

Oh, Starsky, that's just in the movies.
That's not gonna happen to you.

You wait, you're gonna be surprised.

Most of the people in this place
are quite normal.

Don't do that.

OK, Mac, the dope
on the Sternwood case.

You gonna shake, or I gotta rattle?
Normal, huh?

Nix on the small-talk, Ferrino.

I'm packing a gat big enough
to stop a rhino.

Gat?
Yeah, a rod.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Cheese it, the cops!

MALE ORDERLY:
Come on, Freddie, back to your room.

Mum's the word, eh, Mac?

Welcome to Cabrillo State.

Hi, there.

[DOOR OPENS, WATER SPLASHES]

You know, this place
is starting to look like a precinct station.

What are you guys
doing here?

Well, you see, Starsky won
this weekend for two at his favourite asylum.

Oh, that is very funny.

Besides which,
this place is developing

a startlingly high fatality rate.
We thought we'd check it out.

While keeping your eye
on the girl reporter, hmm?

That's part of it.

As Dobey said to the chief,
it would be kind of bad press

to find you stuffed in a broom closet.

Well, this may come as a jolt to your
sense of manliness, Hutchinson,

but this girl doesn't need
any help.

Now, look, Jane,
Starsky and I are cops.

We are not newspapermen.
We are not looking for a story.

Hopefully, we can even
help you get one.

I'm sorry.

To tell you the truth,
when I saw your faces out there

it was the first time in a week
I haven't been scared.

What time is it?
It's, uh, 10 to 9, Howard.

I'm late. I'm late!

[CHUCKLES]

What's he late for?
He's always saying that.

That cat's nuttier
than a pecan pie.

Oh, I wouldn't say that
if I were you, Jackson.

You could be
one of us someday.

This way, this way, this way.

Hey, fellas, I'd like you all
to meet Rudy here.

He just came in
this morning.

You already
met Freddie, right?

I ain't never seen the mug before
in my life.

Ah, well...

That's Weeze, Victor,
and the big fella's Bo.

What do you say, fellas?

I murder that I most adore
Laughing

I am indeed of those condemned
Forever without repose to laugh

But who can smile no more

Victor, he gets a little morbid
from time to time. He's a poet.

[CHUCKLES]

Sit down.

Oh, thanks.

[LAUGHING]

Bo's a practical joker.

Oh?

Well, uh...

I like practical jokers.

Wanna play some five-card stud?

Sure.

Uh, you deal, and I'll be right back.

I bet you really
enjoyed that.

I don't believe I know you.

Skyler is the name.
Rudy Skyler.

Oh.

Do you know why I'm here?

Well, I can just imagine.

Sex maniac.
How fascinating.

Don't let me catch you
in any dark corners.

SWITEK:
Skyler.

Get back over
to your own side.

Oh, I love it
when you get so angry.

I'm starting to feel like
a lousy pin cushion.

I warned you about Switek.

Even when he's following
standard medical procedure, he can get back at you.

You mean every time
a patient causes a little bit of trouble,

the standard operating procedure
is to shoot them up?

HUTCH:
What else can they do?

Every medical facility
in this state

is chronically understaffed.

What was that?

Oh, it's gotta be 11.
They turn the lights out then.

Oh, terrific.
Look, I just talked to Jane.

If she's right,

Switek is more than
just a lousy male nurse.

You think he's involved
in the killings?

Well, he's involved
in something.

Just what it is,
she doesn't know.

I'm gonna have Dobey
do a complete rundown.

Hey.
Yeah?

I got a feeling this is gonna be
a long weekend.

Don't go too far.
I'll be here.

[CHUCKLING]

Goodnight, Starsky.

So long, Hutch.

[GIGGLES]

HUTCH:
How are you getting on with your new friends?

OK. They're starting
to open up.

I'm learning some pretty juicy
gossip about you guys.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

So far, nothing about
any murders, though.

Hey.
What?

There.

Psst.

Oh, yeah.
Huh?

Hiya, Freddie.
I told you, no names, Mac.

You see a couple of mugs
in a robin's-egg-blue T-bird?

Not recently.

Racketeers.
Oh.

Been tailing me
all afternoon.

I'll see you, Freddie.
I told you, no names!

Mum's the word.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Come in.

Doctor, I have the files here
that you requested from Miss Bycroft.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, Hansen.
Yes, sir?

Come here a moment.
I want to show you something.

Do you notice anything different
about any of these fellows?

Uh, no. No, they look
pretty much the same to me.

Course they do.

Just yesterday,
one of them was quite different.

Oh, really? Which one?

This one over here.
The little one there on the wheel.

Uh-huh.

Has some sort of
organic disorder.

Up until yesterday,
you couldn't put him

with the rest of the mice,
or he'd kill them.

Oh, yes. We, um...

We studied that syndrome
at med school.

It's called
the Van Kleef experiments.

Van Kleef
was a very gifted man...

for his time.

Well, Doctor,
what caused the change?

It's a new drug I've developed.

Oh, really?
Here, let me show you.

It's a belladonna derivative.

Except it's long-term
and works in conjunction

with the adrenal gland.

Oh, I see.
So, the more violent

the mouse becomes,
the more effect the drug has.

Precisely.
Right.

It completely incapacitates
the subject.

A sort of built-in
behaviour control.

Have you, uh...

tested any of, uh, the inmates yet?

Well...

I must admit, I've been tempted,

with some of our more severe
discipline problems.

[CHUCKLES]

But, of course,
it would be totally illegal.

Oh, right.

And here we are at mid-stretch,

with Bo's Folly
and Electroshock and Dr Jekyll

and Miss Bycroft's Bug
and the Cabrillo Kid.

[PATIENTS CHEERING]

There is excitement in the air!
Plenty of excitement as these bugs...

[PHONE RINGS]

Third-floor station, Bycroft.

Yeah, this is she.

I'll be right there.

[DOOR BANGS]

[CHEERING]

[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

[DIALLING PHONE]

Yeah, this is Switek.

Look, I don't have enough
on hand right now.

No, you don't have
to go elsewhere. I'll get the rest.

Look, you let me
worry about how!

[DOOR CLOSES]

[CHATTERING]

What is the meaning of this?

You see, the first one
to cross the finish line

wins a case of beer.

Skyler calls it the first annual
Cabrillo Cockroach Derby.

And you, Howard, you should be
ashamed of yourself!

[STUTTERING]
But Rudy said I could keep the time.

Howard, you're doing terrific.
You just keep it up right up.

Mr Skyler!

Not now, sweetheart.
A lot of beer riding on this.

Now they're moving
to the finish!

And it's Dr Jekyll,
Electroshock in...

[PATIENTS GASPING]

Killed him.

She killed the Cabrillo Kid.

You murdered the Cabrillo Kid.

It's Electroshock!
Hey, Skyler, I'm a winner!

Terrific.

[KNOCKS AT DOOR]

Come in.

Evening, Doctor.

Have you got
my medicine for me?

Well?

I'm afraid this just won't
be enough, Doctor.

Now, we had an agreement.
Agreements change.

Why don't we just double the amount.

I'm afraid that's out of the question.

You know, Doc,

if these files got out
on your latest research...

you could be put away
for a very long time.

I'm afraid you have me
in a rather awkward position.

Yeah, I guess I do.

Uh, Switek...

Before you leave, I want you
to go in and check on Skyler.

What for? He's all right.

Now, that's an order.

How is he?

He's out like a light.

Well?

Oh, that cockroach race
really had them

from all over
the building, huh?

Yeah, I just I hope
your little diversion works.

What did you get?

Well, our friend Mr Switek
seems to be in the drug business.

In fact, he's been ripping off
vials of these.

Lithium carbonate.
Yeah.

You get plenty on the street for this.
Yeah.

I'm not sure how it ties in
with anything.

Look, my shift is about up.

Now, I'm gonna go see
if Dobey's been able to come up with anything on Switek yet.

We'll pick this up in the morning.
OK.

You know, you wouldn't make
a half-bad cop.

Aw, thanks.

But you let me know
before you try and pin any badges on, OK?

[CHUCKLES]

[THUDS]

We thought you
were the enemy.

Did you find out
anything about Switek?

Well, he's got a record, all right.
Yeah?

Back in New York.

Three priors for dealing
and trafficking.

But he got off
on all three of them,

so it didn't show up
on his records out here when he applied for a job.

Guy like that working
in a hospital?

Was working in a hospital.
He took a hike.

Where did he go?
Well, he didn't show up

at his apartment last night.
The place is vacated.

Clothes, furniture, everything.
He didn't come to work this morning.

Dobey put out an APB on him.

I don't know, Starsk,
there's something

a lot bigger here than just Switek.

Sure sounds that way.

Well, I better be going. They're gonna
miss me in my encounter group.

Yeah, I gotta run too.

Oh.

Couple of detective books
for you.

The Big Sleep and The Long Goodbye.

I'll raise you five.

You gonna come
clean, Weesel,

or you gotta
be laundered?

Huh?

Unless you got strange taste
in underwear,

I'd say that's royalty
up your sleeve.

[WEEZE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Hey, fellas...

Hey...

Hey, I wasn't gonna use it.

Yeah? It don't never
snow in Buffalo.

Last time I saw that
in a game I was in,

Carmen "The Nose" Pirelli...

found him doing
the cast-iron crawl off the Lido pier.

You know,
there's something about you, Mac.

My nose tells me,
"Freddie, 5 will get you 10 he's a peeper."

A what?
A gumshoe, a shamus.

Private eye.
Oh.

You know how I can tell?

How?
'Cause I'm one myself.

Oh?

As a matter of fact,
I'm in here on a case right now.

No kidding?

How long you been on it?

Three years.

Say...

I was figuring...

as long as we're
in the same biz,

maybe we could
form a partnership.

Say...

that's jake with me.

You know...

the mug I'm interested in
is this Switek.

Switek.
Yeah.

Ah, you're good.

You're very good.

You know, he's more than
just the goon you think he is.

Yeah?

Mr Switek...

is a squeezer.

A squeezer.

Oh. You mean blackmail.

You better believe it,
sweetheart.

But, uh...

who's he got the goods on?

I don't know. But it's gotta be
somebody important.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Someone who could pay him off
in drugs and not get caught.

Oh, let me tell you,

there's a lot of suspicious stuff
going on with this Switek.

What else?
Well...

aside from being shady
to begin with,

I ain't seen him around
all day today.

So? Maybe it's his day off.

If it's his day off, what's his car
doing outside in the lot?

It is?
Blue Chrysler.

Been out there all day.

Blue Chrysler.

I don't know what happened.
He's just unbelievable.

[SCREAMS]

Switek came in here last night
to check on Skyler.

It must have happened then.

I never thought
Skyler capable of anything like this.

Well, I'm gonna have to have
a private session with him tomorrow.

How do you feel?
Like an inmate in a state hospital.

Look, I'm getting off duty
in about half an hour.

I'm gonna call Dobey, and I'm gonna
pull the plug on this whole case.

No, not yet.

Starsky, Matwick is taking you in
for therapy tomorrow.

What time tomorrow?
Midnight.

Well, then we have till then
before we call Dobey in.

Listen, the word I got on Switek
is that he was blackmailing someone.

That's probably
where he got all the drugs.

Do you have any idea who?

No, I don't. But whoever it was
is probably doing something

a lot worse than stealing drugs.

Switek must have had something
on them, some evidence.

And whoever's got that
is gone by now.

You sure?

Jane.

The night that she...

saw Switek with the drugs
in Bycroft's office,

she also saw some papers there.

You think you can get them?

Oh, come on.

Not until tomorrow afternoon.

Well, they'd suspect me
if I hung around after duty.

Then it'll have to be Jane.
I don't like it.

It's dangerous for her,
it's dangerous for you.

And if whoever it is gets
those papers before we do,

we're gonna leave all these people
alone in this place,

and I know a little bit
of what that feels like now.

Look, it took us all this time
to get this investigation started.

Do you think if we pull out now

we're ever gonna get approval
for another one?

What am I gonna
do with you?

I'll get a hold of Jane.
And you be careful.

[PHONE RINGS]

Third-floor station, Jackson.

Jackson, we need you in Receiving.

Yes, but I'm the only one
on duty here.

I'm telling you, it's an emergency.
We need you in Receiving now!

OK, I'll be right there.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[PANTING]

[GASPS]

Well, how's Jane?
Is she gonna be all right?

I don't know.
She's still in a coma.

Some kind of
barbiturate poisoning.

Damn it, Starsk, if I ever find out
who's behind this thing...

I think Jane already did.
Are we clear?

Who the hell knows?

Pull over, will you?
I got an itch on my right leg.

Where is it?
On the inside.

Oh, what's this?

Jane dropped those off
in Freddie's room last night.

He brought them to me
this morning.

Dr Matwick was indicted
in New York 12 years ago

for negligent homicide.

Hmm.

It seems that he was using
mental patients as guinea pigs

in his behavioural-control
experiments. Two of them died.

And he got off?
It's a federal programme,

so it got hushed up.

Psychochemical experiments, huh?

Mm-hm.

He's probably using that atropine
compound he was telling me about.

The symptoms would
still be the same.

You know, those two suicides
might have just been a cover-up.

Yeah. I mean,
who'd bother to do an autopsy

on a hanging around here?

Not to mention a couple
of illegal psychosurgeries to boot.

Scares you to think
how many minds this man has worked over.

We need more, Starsk,
a lot more.

We still don't know
what happened to Switek.

If we don't get any more
backup information,

these files aren't gonna
hold up in court.

Well, looks like we're
just gonna have to get into Matwick's files.

Well, it's gotta be soon.
He's got you on his operating schedule for tonight.

Swell. I can hardly wait.

MATWICK:
Now, Charles, what makes you

so certain that those two
are policemen?

Certain?

I got five years
from those lousy pigs.

I mean, you might say...

they're heavy on my mind.

Why is it they haven't
recognised you?

Well, when they busted me,

I had this really trashy
long hair and a beard.

Looked like a freaking prophet.

I see.

And besides which, I've been staying
kind of out of view lately, you dig?

Thank you for your concern,
Charles. That'll be all.

Hell it will.

Hey, I seen too much
around here, Doc, baby.

Now, you give me satisfaction.

Yes?

So be it.

You go to your room, Charles,
until I call for you.

[DOOR OPENS]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Well...

Rudolph, here you are.
How did you get in?

I flew in,
just like Peter Pan.

Not quite convincing,
Mr Starsky.

[SIGHS]

Well, my mother
told me I'd never make it in the theatre.

Get down.
Come on, get down!

Onto the operating table.

Come on, do as I say!

Easy.

I'd hate to have
to use this.

Yeah, you usually prefer
a syringe for your dirty work.

My conscience is quite clear,
Mr Starsky.

The work I've been doing here
is of utmost importance.

A few lives is a rather
small price to pay.

Tell that to the dead men.

Criminal psychotics,
all of them.

They were quite invaluable
to my research.

But their lives were the only
contribution to this world.

And what about that girl in the coma?

What about Jane Hutton?
She part of your research too?

No. She was a reporter, I discovered.

She would have caused
all sorts of trouble.

Get down.

Come on, get down.
Get down.

On your stomach.

How humiliating.

All right, hands back here.
Come on. Behind you.

I'll be sending Miss Bycroft in here
with some medicine for you.

Hansen.

Doctor.

Working rather late tonight,
aren't you?

Well, I was, uh...

I was just finishing up
some reports.

That's all right, Hansen.
You may sign out now.

Oh, uh...

Thank you.

Uh... Would you, uh...?
No. No, thank you.

Save it for tomorrow.
Goodnight, Doctor.

Goodnight.

Goodnight, Doctor.

[GROANING]

Hutch! I'm in here!

Hutch!

Hutch!

It's gone too far.

Too far.

You're beautiful.

[STARSKY YELLS]

Back off! Back, you creep!

Hutch, you OK? Huh?

Come on. Are you OK?
I...

can't make it.
Yes, you can. Hold on. Come on.

Come on.

[GRUNTING]

Hold on.

Come on, huh?

Hutch? Huh? Come on.

Matwick.
It's OK.

Matwick.

[MUMBLES]

OK. OK.

OK. First, I gotta
take care of this guy.

Huh? Come on. Come on.

Matwick!

[GUN FIRES]

Matwick!

Right there.

You OK?

I didn't think...

you could handle it
all by yourself.

Oh, boy.

GROUP:
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, somebody

Happy birthday to you

[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

I never thought
we'd see you guys again.

I knew the mugs would come back.

All right, whose birthday is it? Hmm?

Come on!
We know it's one of you.

Little birdie
told us. Huh?

It is somebody's birthday,
isn't it?

Oh, come on, now.

You mean to say that we went out

and we bought a triple-decker
devil's food cake,

a case of soda

and three dozen woofers and tweeters,
and no one's having a birthday?

[STAMMERS]

I just remembered,
it's my birthday!

[CHEERING]

Oh, good!

That would make
the third birthday you had this year.

Sit down, dummy.
Oh, shut up.

Um...

This is terrible.
It's awful.

Wait a second. I got it.

I got it.

You know whose birthday
it is today? It's the Babe Ruth's.

JANE: Of course!
It's Babe Ruth! He's gonna be 146!

[CHEERING]

TOGETHER:
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Babe

Happy birthday to you

Light the candles, Bo!

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