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[SIGHS]
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Aaahhh!
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[JACKHAMMER DRILLING]
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[DRILLING CONTINUES]
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Excuse me.
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[DRILLING STOPS]
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Um, I was just tryin' to...
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[RESUMES, STOPS]
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I say, I'm tryin' to get
a little rest here.
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[RESUMES, STOPS]
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I-I get it.
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I-I-I didn't say
the magic word.
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Okay, could you please...
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[RESUMES, STOPS]
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Please?
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[RESUMES, STOPS]
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[QUICKLY] Please?!
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[RESUMES, STOPS]
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Look, I am the deputy mayor
of New York City.
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And I demand that you stop that
right now!
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Do you hear me?
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MAN: Screw you!
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Oh, oh! Okay, all right.
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Listen, I dare you
to come up here and say that!
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[TOOL CLANKS]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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For a big fellow,
you can really climb!
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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Okay, I assume everybody saw
this morning's papers.
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General macallister
is at it again.
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"Winston war record
no challenge for big Mac."
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Big Mac? Where?
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This guy keeps ripping
into the mayor
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about his war record.
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So in response, we've arranged
to have the mayor
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receive a citation for bravery
at a very public ceremony.
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It's gonna be a whopper.
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Oh, hey, Paul...
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I'm not a whopper guy.
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The mayor was in one of those
privileged, rich-kid units.
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He and his platoon did blow up
a key enemy bridge.
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You know, in high school,
I was in rotc.
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It was pretty rough.
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One minute,
your best buddy's next to you,
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then bam! His dad gets
transferred to des moines.
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[VOICE BREAKING]
Excuse me.
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[GASPS]
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Is this the engagement ring
Trevor gave you?
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Yeah, it was
his grandmother's.
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Isn't that romantic?
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Yeah, and free.
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You know, Caitlin,
when you marry the same guy
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for the second time,
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it's traditional
to not wear underwear.
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Really, Stuart?
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Because I didn't wear any
the first time.
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Excuse me.
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Nikki!
Do you ever do charity work?
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Stuart, for the last time,
I won't sleep with you.
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Ha ha ha ha!
No, seriously.
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I'm helping an orphanage
raise money
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for a trip to sea world.
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Okay, let me guess...
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"orphanage" is slang
for stripper.
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And "sea world" is code
for your pants.
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Nikki, how long
have we worked together?
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The code for my pants
is "play world"!
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Now, listen,
this is important.
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I'm puttin' together
a charity swimsuit calendar.
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Oh! And you want me
to pose for it.
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I'm not makin' this up.
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All right, Stuart.
Right.
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If this is so real, what's
the name of the orphanage?
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Clearview.
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The clearview home
for children.
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I don't think so, Stuart.
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If you do this for me,
you'll get to see sham...
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Okay, that is code.
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So let me walk you
through tomorrow's ceremony.
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You will march in uniform
right along here,
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up to general kenville.
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You'll salute him
and receive your citation.
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Uh...
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Is there a problem?
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Well, the thing is,
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my company didn't exactly
waste a lot of time
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learning
silly army procedures,
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like how to march
or salute or... Use a weapon.
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You're kidding.
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Hey, Caitlin, a little respect
for the war hero.
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This man is the real deal.
He was in viet.
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We called it "nam."
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This man
was risking his life,
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slugging it out
with Peter.
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Charlie.
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James, you were in rotc.
Why don't you work with him?
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I-I couldn't.
He's seen action.
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James, I want you to.
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But, sir, if anything,
you should train me.
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You're the hero.
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James, that's an order.
You need to whip me into shape.
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What? Like...
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Hit the dirt,
you skirt-wearing maggot, now!!
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Yeah, just like that.
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I couldn't do that.
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And this
is Uncle Stuart's desk.
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Is that your wife?
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Uh, no, she's probably married
to one of those two guys.
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Who are these
adorable little people?
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They're from
the clearview home.
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Kids, meet Nikki.
Say hi.
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Hi, Nikki!
Hi, Nikki!
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Hi, you guys!
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I don't have a mommy.
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You know, Nikki,
it would sure help these guys
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if you'd do
that swimsuit calendar.
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You're so pretty.
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I bet we'd make enough
to get vaccinations.
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That's so sweet.
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Yeah... How could anybody
say no to these faces?
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Well... Not me,
that's for sure!
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Hey, kids,
she's gonna do it!
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Yay! Yay! Yay!
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If you'll excuse me, kids,
I've got to get to the gym.
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Bye, Nikki! Bye, Nikki!
Bye, Nikki!
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Okay, here's your 5 bucks.
Go find your tour group.
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You said 10!
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Next time,
get it in writing.
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[JACKHAMMER DRILLING]
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MAN: Okay, guys,
let's light it up!
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Aahhh!
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Hey, hey!
Hey, turn that off!
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I mean it this time.
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I will have you fired so fast,
it'll make your beer guts spin!
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Bite me.
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What? That's witty.
That's very witty.
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You bite me!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Oh, the city
has really gotten to you.
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[SHOUTING]
What did you say?
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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What... what are you
doin' here?
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Everything okay?
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Yes. No! Um...
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Well, I'm here because
it's not that I'm, you know,
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having second thoughts
about marrying Trevor,
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but you and I...
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I-I just don't know.
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I know that I am rambling,
but...
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I really need you
to kiss me.
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Okay.
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Anything else?
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I guess not.
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Okay.
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That's not gonna help me sleep.
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So Caitlin
just shows up at your door
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and gives you a kiss?
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Yeah.
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What did you say?
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I said, uh...
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"Anything else?"
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"Anything else?"!
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What's wrong with that?
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Nothing, if you're workin'
the drive-through window
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at arby's.
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Come on, Carter.
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She shows up out of nowhere.
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I haven't slept in... in...
in two days.
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What was I
supposed to say?
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How about, "I love you"?
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Where were you last night?
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
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Let's go, maggot!
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Left! Left!
Left, right, left!
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Left! Left!
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Left... Right...
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Halt!
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You make me sick!
Where you from, maggot?
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Connecticut.
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You've been to my place.
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Connecticut.
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Only two things
come from Connecticut...
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antique dealers
and old money.
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Which are you?!
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Old money.
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[NORMAL VOICE]
That works better with Texas.
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Can we take a break,
James?
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Sure, you can tell me
about that bridge.
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I remember it well.
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We'd been partying pretty hard
that night.
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Somebody had the bright idea
to do a little night surfing.
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So we hopped into the jeep.
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As you know,
all the street signs over there
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are in that weird
menu language.
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Before you know it,
we were in enemy territory.
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And as we were crossing
a bridge,
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I tossed out a joi...
cigarette.
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And all of a sudden,
kablooey!
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We were thrown free,
but the bridge was destroyed
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just as the enemy
was about to cross it.
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So it was just an accident?
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Yeah, pretty cool, huh?
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Hey, Mike.
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Mike!
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What?! Next!
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Mike,
you got a little, uh...
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Little...
Little desk head.
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No, no, Carter.
This is my new system.
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See?
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"Take in dry cleaning."
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Check.
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I ran into Caitlin
in the hall,
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and she asked me
to give you this.
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A note.
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- A note from Caitlin.
- What's it say?
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You've been alone with this
for 90 seconds.
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We both know you read it.
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No, no,
that was the old Carter.
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The n Carter
respects people's privacy.
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"Mike, thank you
for indulging me last night.
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The kiss was wonderful..."
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Yes!
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Heh! Turn it over.
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"...but I'm meeting Trevor
in Paris.
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"We're getting married.
C'est LA vie.
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Love, Caitlin."
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Sorry, Mike.
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I'm goin' after her.
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Mike,
you can't just go to Paris.
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Carter,
when she wrote this note,
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she didn't know I loved her.
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I'm gonna go to Paris.
I'm gonna tell her.
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What about
the mayor's ceremony?
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Carter,
in my whole career,
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I have never
let the man down once.
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Someone like Caitlin
only happens once in a lifetime.
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When he finds out why I went,
he'll be happy for me.
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But just in case, uh...
Tell him my appendix burst.
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Good luck, and, hey,
get some sleep on the plane.
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Carter, trust me, I'm
gonna sleep all the way there.
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[CHEERING]
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Look, janelle,
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30 years later,
and it still fits me
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like I had it tailored
yesterday.
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Maybe that's because
you had it tailored yesterday.
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Ceremony starts
in 10 minutes.
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Here's your speech,
Mr. hero, sir.
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Don't accidentally blow it up.
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James, am I sensing
a little attitude from you?
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I wouldn't dare give attitude
to the big, phony war hero.
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Sir, maybe you
should take a look at this.
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"On behalf of all shameless,
opportunistic, yellow-bellied...
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Cowards"...
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well,
it's no gettysburg address.
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Janelle,
would you give us a moment?
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James, sit down.
259
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[DOOR CLOSES]
260
00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:02,719
I could be killed
for telling you this,
261
00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:05,501
but accidentally
blowing up that bridge
262
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,542
was no accident.
263
00:13:06,525 --> 00:13:07,826
It wasn't?
264
00:13:07,802 --> 00:13:09,369
No.
265
00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:12,704
My squad was actually
a secret...
266
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:13,690
Covert...
267
00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:15,243
Undercover...
268
00:13:15,207 --> 00:13:17,075
Stealth...
269
00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:19,929
Secret operation.
270
00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:21,269
You said "secret" twice.
271
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,807
It was that secret.
272
00:13:22,773 --> 00:13:24,774
Pshht!
273
00:13:24,719 --> 00:13:28,488
We only pretendedto be drunken cowards
274
00:13:28,357 --> 00:13:30,626
to throw off the enemy.
275
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,827
Really?!
276
00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:34,138
So then you are a hero?!
277
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:38,073
I swear, James, or my name
isn't Randall Winston.
278
00:13:37,932 --> 00:13:41,869
And by the way...
My name isn't Randall Winston.
279
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:45,066
Pshht!
280
00:13:48,465 --> 00:13:51,167
Mademoiselle Moore's plane
has been delayed.
281
00:13:51,082 --> 00:13:53,950
She'll be arriving
in a few hours, monsieur...
282
00:13:53,859 --> 00:13:56,728
Flaherty.
283
00:13:56,636 --> 00:14:00,873
It said on the reservation
that mademoiselle Moore's fianc?
284
00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:04,657
is in provence until tomorrow,
and is named Trevor wolf.
285
00:14:04,519 --> 00:14:06,586
Yeah, well, I, uh...
286
00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:10,033
I never travel
under my own name.
287
00:14:09,913 --> 00:14:14,149
See, I'm very famous
back in the states.
288
00:14:13,998 --> 00:14:16,967
What do you do?
289
00:14:16,871 --> 00:14:20,707
I'm a game-show host...
290
00:14:20,573 --> 00:14:23,274
Regis Flaherty.
291
00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:29,292
I think you should leave.
292
00:14:29,191 --> 00:14:33,261
You know, I was assured there
would not be any problem here
293
00:14:33,117 --> 00:14:36,586
by my very close,
personal friend... Jerry Lewis.
294
00:14:36,468 --> 00:14:38,736
My attitude
about your leaving...
295
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,339
Has not changed.
296
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:44,124
Well, listen... Laurent.
297
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:48,469
Maybe...
A little stubby French guy
298
00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:51,111
will change your mind.
299
00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:53,958
That is 40 cents.
300
00:14:53,863 --> 00:14:57,032
All right,
well, how about, uh...
301
00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:59,261
Ugly woman with a crown?
302
00:15:01,299 --> 00:15:05,202
Old woman with a test tube?
303
00:15:05,065 --> 00:15:06,265
Little guy...
304
00:15:06,246 --> 00:15:08,147
Uh...
305
00:15:08,098 --> 00:15:11,433
well, surrenderingis a good bet.
306
00:15:14,161 --> 00:15:16,563
[SIGHS]
307
00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,826
Finally.
308
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:26,491
[MAN SPEAKING FRENCH]
309
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:29,354
[JACKHAMMER DRILLING]
310
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,907
Nikki, you're the best.
311
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,641
I still think this
calendar thing is a little odd.
312
00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:48,500
Can I have
a sip of your water?
313
00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:49,257
Sure.
314
00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:53,783
Clearview...
315
00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:56,758
the clearview homefor children.
316
00:15:59,118 --> 00:16:02,220
Just remember, you're doing this
for those adorable kids.
317
00:16:02,117 --> 00:16:03,451
[CHUCKLES]
318
00:16:04,607 --> 00:16:06,474
Okay, people.
319
00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:09,862
Next, we are goingto go see the mayor's office.
320
00:16:13,256 --> 00:16:15,724
I gotta tell ya,
they're gonna love sea world.
321
00:16:17,215 --> 00:16:21,118
I'm helping an orphaeraise money...
322
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,315
For a trip to sea wo.
323
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,581
Stuart!
324
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,458
You made this whole thing up!
325
00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:29,475
You even made up sea world.
326
00:16:31,353 --> 00:16:34,589
You did all this
to see me in a bathing suit?
327
00:16:34,481 --> 00:16:37,050
Yeah.
328
00:16:36,971 --> 00:16:40,340
You know what, Stuart?
You've earned this.
329
00:16:40,226 --> 00:16:41,893
You're gonna do it?!
330
00:16:41,854 --> 00:16:44,023
Just this once
and just for a second!
331
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,529
Oh!
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
332
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:50,754
Let me get ready.
I've waited so long for this.
333
00:16:50,599 --> 00:16:52,834
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
334
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,071
Here you go, buddy.
335
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,181
Close your eyes
for a second.
336
00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:57,755
Oh.
337
00:17:01,484 --> 00:17:04,552
[SINGSONG]
Okay, you can open them!
338
00:17:04,451 --> 00:17:05,518
[INHALES]
339
00:17:05,504 --> 00:17:06,971
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
340
00:17:06,941 --> 00:17:07,974
Oh!
341
00:17:07,962 --> 00:17:09,830
I can't see! Blind!
342
00:17:09,782 --> 00:17:12,883
A do-over!
I want a do-over!
343
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,217
Tell it to the orphans!
344
00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:16,744
[DOOR CLOSES]
345
00:17:16,772 --> 00:17:20,307
MAN: Qu'est-ce tu veux,gilligan?
346
00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:24,256
["GILLIGAN'S ISLAND" THEME SOGPLAYS]
347
00:17:24,112 --> 00:17:28,715
I love Nick at nuit.
348
00:17:30,528 --> 00:17:32,563
Mike.
349
00:17:32,507 --> 00:17:34,141
What are you doing here?
350
00:17:34,102 --> 00:17:40,173
Oh, I was having trouble
sleeping in my apartment...
351
00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:43,446
So I thought I'd try France...
352
00:17:44,986 --> 00:17:46,721
...and, uh...
353
00:17:46,678 --> 00:17:50,447
There's something
that I have to tell you.
354
00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:53,051
Uh, Caitlin...
355
00:17:57,211 --> 00:17:59,378
...I love you.
356
00:18:02,317 --> 00:18:04,852
So, I'll see you
back at the office.
357
00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:10,378
Mike, Mike, Mike,
wait, um...
358
00:18:10,201 --> 00:18:15,906
You came all the way over here
to tell me you love me?
359
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:16,957
Yeah.
360
00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:18,369
[SIGHS]
361
00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:22,942
That's the most romantic thing
anyone's ever done for me.
362
00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:28,002
Don't marry Trevor.
363
00:18:27,883 --> 00:18:31,919
Okay.
364
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:35,346
Really?
365
00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:37,624
Yeah.
366
00:18:37,553 --> 00:18:38,953
Wow, I...
367
00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:43,996
I should've told you this
before I maxed out my gold card.
368
00:18:43,809 --> 00:18:45,843
Come here.
369
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:57,933
Why don't, um,
you go relax,
370
00:18:57,852 --> 00:19:00,854
and I'll pour us
some champagne.
371
00:19:00,726 --> 00:19:03,227
That's a good idea.
372
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:10,440
You know, Mike, I am sorry
I put you through all this.
373
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,001
I realized
when I was on the plane
374
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:15,419
that I wasn't
running to Trevor.
375
00:19:15,343 --> 00:19:17,611
I was running away
from you.
376
00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:20,580
I guess I was, um,
scared of how I felt
377
00:19:20,482 --> 00:19:24,485
because,
well, the truth is...
378
00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:37,350
...I love you, too.
379
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:41,129
[INHALES]
380
00:19:46,845 --> 00:19:48,279
Hey.
381
00:19:48,249 --> 00:19:51,885
I want my 5 bucks.
382
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,697
And I want to see Nikki
in a bikini.
383
00:19:55,558 --> 00:19:56,958
Life sucks.
384
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,598
Now get lost.
385
00:19:58,558 --> 00:20:01,727
I'll give you
one more chance.
386
00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:03,290
I want my 5 bucks.
387
00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:04,618
What are you gonna do?
388
00:20:04,591 --> 00:20:06,826
Gain 150 pounds
and kick my butt?
389
00:20:06,762 --> 00:20:07,995
Whoa.
390
00:20:07,975 --> 00:20:11,611
Old-girlfriend flashback.
391
00:20:11,485 --> 00:20:13,486
Hey, guys!
392
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,118
STUART: Quit it!
393
00:20:19,082 --> 00:20:22,050
Oh! Oh, yeah!
I'm telling!
394
00:21:17,079 --> 00:21:19,715
- [MAN] Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
- [UBU BARKS]
395
00:21:19,765 --> 00:21:24,315
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