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A study of new York public schools
finds 7th and 8th graders
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are overweight
in record numbers.
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We don't like
the word overweight.
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We prefer the term
ultra-nourished.
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uh, yes. The ultra...
Fat guy in the back.
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No need to single
anyone out, sir.
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Yes, you-you
with the doughnut.
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Let me say one thing.
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There's no excuse for a
12-year-old with a jelly belly.
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These kids need to exercise.
Look at me!
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I'm 50 years old.
Check out these guns.
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I can do 60 pushups in a row.
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And you can all see that
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when the mayor releases
his new workout video.
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So if there are
no more questions-
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count 'em off for me, Mike.
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uh... one...
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Uh, one...
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One and a half...
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I'm hurt.
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Ok. The fitness issue
is a new priority.
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The mayor's attempted pushup
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has taken all
the fat kids in new York
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and put them on the front page.
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We need a response.
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Bigger front page?
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The mayor wants to sponsor
a fitness program
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for all the schools, you know,
pushups, sit-ups, running laps.
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Ooh, how about archery?
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That's great, Paul.
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After the fat kids
have been picked on all day,
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we'll just arm them
with bows and arrows.
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Look, we want to set an example
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by having someone
from the mayor's office
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follow the fitness program,
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and I need a volunteer.
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Hey. Where does the sun rise?
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In the East.
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Where does it set?
In the West
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at the beach.
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A la playa.
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La playa blanco.
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Still looking for a volunteer.
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Well, you know, I would do it,
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but I'm allergic
to my own sweat.
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Really, Paul.
Because you're sweating now.
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I am? Ow... ow...
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Paul... drop the act.
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You can go.
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Thank you, Michael.
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This is not a big deal, guys.
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I'm looking for someone who
could lose a couple of pounds.
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You even look over here,
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I will drop-kick you
through the window.
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Nikki can go.
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Mike, I know people.
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Stacey can go, too.
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- James, you're too skinny.
- I'm from Wisconsin.
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We eat all the cheese and sausage we want.
Only the women get big.
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It's the damnedest thing.
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So, Carter.
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I guess that just
leaves you and me.
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And since I'm not doing it...
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Oh, pick me, Mike, please.
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So, where are we
going to lunch?
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Paul, it's 10:30.
You just finished your muffin.
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You just finished my muffin.
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This is a preemptive strike.
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Every day we wait
till the last minute
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to decide where we go to lunch.
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We always end up at that
horrible, nasty mexican place.
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I can't take it anymore.
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I hate mexican.
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They're all over the place,
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everywhere you look-
mexican, mexican, mexican!
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They're way too greasy.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, hey, councilman Rodriguez.
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Oh, God! Oh, no!
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No, no, no! You're not the
mexican I was talking about!
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Oh, God! I'm sorry!
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A public weigh-in.
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Wasn't that just the icing
on the cake I can't have.
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175. That's much more
we could have hoped for.
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Yes, sir, we're all thrilled.
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Carter, come on.
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You're a little heavier
than you thought.
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It'll motivate you.
Put a fire in your belly.
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Big fire.
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My scale at home
says 165 pounds.
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That is the perfect
weight for my height.
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I know all about that.
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It's the scale that's fat.
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I think I need to take a walk.
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Brisk walk.
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Hi, James.
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Here's the stapler you wanted.
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I got it for you special.
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Thanks, Katie.
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I had a really
great time last night.
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I'll call you later.
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Makin' time with
the supply girl?
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Wow! We're allowed
to date in-house here?
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Yes, you are.
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In fact...
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It's encouraged.
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Stuart?
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Yeah.
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Come here.
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You will never get
this close to me again.
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you smell good.
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Spill. How long have you
guys been dating?
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We've only been out
a couple of times.
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Yeah? James,
did you, uh...
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did I staple her?
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No.
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James, don't listen to Stuart.
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You and Katie want a
long, slow courtship
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where you get to know
each other, right?
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You don't wanna
just hop into bed.
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So you're telling me you never
jumped into bed with a guy
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after your first date?
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We're talking about James here.
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It was a simple
misunderstanding.
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The councilman
totally overreacted.
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You're right, Paul.
I mean, all you did
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was defame his country
and insult his culture.
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No! No, that's not true!
Paul lassiter loves all people!
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Paul lassiter
is a citizen of the world!
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A citizen of the world
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who grew up in an exclusively
irish- catholic neighborhood
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without
a minority living there.
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Not true. Right next door
was Mary Beth hoolihan.
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Her mom was canadian!
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Just remember, Paulie.
Hate is a 4-letter word.
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I'm not a racist.
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I'm very open-minded.
I pride myself on that!
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My sophomore year, we went
to Tijuana on spring break.
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I bought a sombrero!
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I'm not a racist.
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It's too easy!
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Need...
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Water...
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And...
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Candy!
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Come on, we've done 4 miles,
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and we haven't even
broken a sweat!
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Hey, come on. It's a great way
to lose a couple of pounds.
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I'm gonna throw up!
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Well, there's that.
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Hey, hey. Come on.
What about the mayor's fitness program, huh?
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What about those kids?
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Great idea. Let's harness up
a team and let 'em pull me!
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I was worried you'd crack.
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That's why I brought
you a little surprise.
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A snickers?
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Top of the line runner's watch.
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That's your butt toner 2000.
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It's very sweet.
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If your pulse rate
drops below 100,
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this thing
automatically says...
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Kick it up!
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Cool.
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Let's kick it up!
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There ya go.
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# Go, Carter, you're money #
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stop it!
# Guys dig you #
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# go, Carter #
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thanks for doing this, though.
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Works better if you
work out with someone.
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Hey, you and me all the way.
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You're on your own!
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Excuse me.
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Where's the petting zoo?
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So...
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We wanna hear.
How'd your date go?
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Uh, ok. I started off
by holding her hand.
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And?
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And... that would be
the High point.
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Very hot.
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Trust me, James.
You have got to woo her.
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oh!
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- What?!
- Woo? Who woos?
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I'm hearing a lot
of words here,
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but none of them
are helping James.
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All right. Fine.
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Pretend I'm Katie and you wanna kiss me.
Show me your moves.
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Ok. I have no moves.
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Here's what you do.
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You want to kiss this woman,
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you put your hand
on her thigh...
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Very soft touch.
Hmm?
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Like that.
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No. You squeeze her thigh.
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Squeeze it hard!
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Women, they like strength.
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Women like tenderness.
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Uh... do women like
passing out?
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I'm getting
a little Dizzy here.
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Watch me, James.
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You take control.
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You put your hand
in the back of her head-
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try not to
mess up her hair-
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and you pull her in.
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Oh, God!
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As you were.
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# Go, Carter #
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# you're money #
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# guys dig you #
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# go, go, go, Carter #
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# you're money, guys dig you #
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# go, go, go, Carter #
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# you're money #
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# guys dig you... #
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you there!
Stop where you are!
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Whoo-hoo! Yes!
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police! Put your
hands up!
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I- I didn't realize
I was going that fast.
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Put your hands
on top of your head!
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Hey.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, I'm detective blade.
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New roller cop.
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You have a lost and found
around this place?
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- What did you lose?
- Member of the mayor's staff.
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Oh. All right.
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He vouched for you.
You're free to go.
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Thank you very much.
Once again, I'd like to apologize for-
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wait a second...
What did I do?
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Oh, that's right.
Nothing!
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We should get out before there's a
lot of nothing in tomorrow's paper.
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We were looking for a Black
male who just mugged a Lady.
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You were uncooperative,
and you had no I. d.
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You know, I wish I did,
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because on my license, I'm a
white guy from greenwich.
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Let's not waste any more
time being upset, ok?
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Look, you've, uh, already
been here 2o minutes.
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My watch stopped. They broke it
when they slapped the cuffs on.
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The butt toner?
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Somebody's gonna pay for this.
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Damn right someone is.
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When you beeped me,
I ordered a car.
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It's waiting out back.
Let's get the hell outta here, ok?
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Why don't you go ahead?
I'm gonna take a cab.
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If I can get one to stop.
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Carter! Hey, car-
oh, look out.
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Officer down!
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Katie, hi!
It's me!
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James.
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Listen, I was thinking,
maybe you and I could...
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I don't know, tonight
maybe catch a flick?
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7:00 it is!
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Perfect! Me, too!
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Sounds like you got yourself
a real grownup date, James.
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Oh, no, no.
I was just practicing.
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Carter!
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You ok?
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I'm fine.
Thank you.
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I just need a little space.
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You aren't wearing a suit.
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Why? Does it bother you
that I'm dressed this way?
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00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,365
Do I frighten you?
Do I intimidate you?
263
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,033
Little bit.
264
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,437
I'm sorry, James.
265
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,940
Sorry, everybody.
I just, uh...
266
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,442
Just learned
an important lesson.
267
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:54,313
Doesn't matter if I wear
an expensive suit...
268
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,882
Doesn't matter
if I have a fancy degree,
269
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,885
a great job.
270
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:03,622
I swear when that cop looked
at me, all he saw was Black.
271
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,624
Well, that cop's a fool.
272
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:09,828
When I look at you,
I see a friend.
273
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,331
And I see a coworker.
274
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,334
But... most importantly,
275
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,770
I see a big fruit.
276
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,479
Thanks a lot, Stuart.
277
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,815
That's the, uh, first
time I've smiled all day.
278
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,618
Then I take it you
weren't strip-searched?
279
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:41,260
Ok. Just smile
and say hi.
280
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:45,130
No! No, wait. That'll seem
like you're trying really hard.
281
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,632
Don't say anything.
282
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,901
Eew! No! That's just
plain rude.
283
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,503
Maybe a wave,
small nod of the head.
284
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,406
Oh, who does that? He'll
just think you're an idiot!
285
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,208
He's almost here!
He's almost here!
286
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,811
Oh, you gotta think of something!
Um...
287
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,014
Hello, Black man.
288
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,458
You wanted to see me?
289
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,360
Yeah, yeah.
Come on in.
290
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,762
I understand you were
invited to appear on
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00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,164
good morning America
tomorrow.
292
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,766
Please tell me that's to share
293
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,568
your famous
peach cobbler recipe.
294
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,036
You want to know my secret?
295
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,271
You add a little nutmeg,
a teaspoon of vanilla,
296
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,407
and a pinch of
racial indignation.
297
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,077
Can I just substitute
cinnamon for that?
298
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,313
Look, Carter, we're a family here.
Ok?
299
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,948
Let's just deal
with this problem
300
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,283
the way any american
family handles a crisis.
301
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,918
Oh, and how is that?
302
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,787
We sweep it under the rug,
303
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,223
get drunk, and don't
talk about it.
304
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,759
Well, in my family, we air
out all our differences.
305
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,627
Yeah, on national tv?
306
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,129
If it's a slow news day.
307
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,067
Look, Carter,
I'm not an idiot. Ok?
308
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,936
I understand
what happened to you today,
309
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,304
and I feel lousy about it.
310
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,073
But I am still
the deputy mayor.
311
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,375
I gotta think about
the potential consequences.
312
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,678
You can't always go
right into damage control.
313
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,413
Sometimes, you
have to fix things.
314
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,814
Fix racism?
315
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,650
Great. Ok,
tell you what, Carter.
316
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,253
You grab some lunch,
you come back in 20 minutes,
317
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,089
I will have that
all wrapped up.
318
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,291
I got a better idea.
319
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,061
Why don't I bring back a sandwich
from good morning America?
320
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,962
I hear they put out
a real nice spread.
321
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,700
Carter, you can't do this.
We've got an election 6 months away.
322
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,268
All of our campaign commercials
323
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,170
focus on our record on crime.
324
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,404
Yeah, I've seen them.
325
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,341
The mayor and the campaign
mascot, Toby the terrier.
326
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,110
Don't break the law,
kids. Woof.
327
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,145
Hey, people love
a cab driving dog.
328
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,849
Well, they do.
329
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,687
- Paulie? - Oh, Claudia,
thank you for coming.
330
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,423
- I hope I didn't pull you
away from anything. - No.
331
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:55,027
I've pretty much been keeping
to myself since we broke up.
332
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,663
Haven't been
dating anyone.
333
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,198
Do you realize
it's been 6 weeks
334
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,532
since we've seen each other?
335
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,934
Wow. 6 weeks, huh?
336
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,836
Doesn't it feel like
so much longer?
337
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,171
Yeah, yeah.
I would've said 61/2, 7.
338
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,340
So, Paulie,
339
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,609
you said it was something
that couldn't wait.
340
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,112
There's something that's
been weighing on me heavily.
341
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,813
Could I ask a question?
342
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,315
The answer is yes.
343
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,250
You haven't even
heard the question yet.
344
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,818
Oh, Paul Thomas lassiter,
345
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,653
you are so romantic,
but you're right.
346
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,490
I do need to hear you
say those words.
347
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,191
Do you think I'm a racist?
348
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,292
Yes!
349
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,394
No. What?!
350
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,695
Am I a bigot?
351
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,297
Isn't there something else
you wanted to ask me?
352
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,867
I'm telling you, this
is all that's been on my mind.
353
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,702
And I took a cab for this!
354
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,805
I promise, if you answer
me, I'll pay for half.
355
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:43,142
No, Paul, you are not a racist.
356
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,677
Oh, thank God.
357
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,046
Oh, what an angel she is.
358
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,081
I wish I had her back.
359
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,984
You know, Mike,
360
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,653
I, too, have felt
the sting of prejudice.
361
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,290
Sir, you're a rich white guy.
362
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,861
Not that I'm criticizing you.
363
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,698
Hope to be one myself someday.
364
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:09,034
I was an enormous child, Mike,
365
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,602
a real porker.
366
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,374
You know what the other
children called me?
367
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,211
Porker?
368
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,413
So, I've told you this story?
369
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,216
I'm heading home, guys.
370
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,619
Oh, and you may want to
turn on your television.
371
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,955
It's an outrage
that a Black man cannot take
372
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:33,092
a simple run through the park without
being suspected of a crime.
373
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,893
But that's the way it is.
374
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,763
There are people who would rather
I swept this under the rug.
375
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,865
That's my line.
376
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,400
The truth is
what happened to me
377
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,736
happens to someone every
day, and it's shameful.
378
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,270
Deputy mayor
Michael Flaherty
379
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,373
had these comments
earlier today.
380
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,275
This is an embarrassing
situation for everyone involved,
381
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,779
but let's not make mountains
out of molehills. Ok?
382
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,548
You guys believe
this weather we're having?
383
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,819
I can't believe that's me.
384
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,788
Oh, I know
all about that, Mike.
385
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,724
You're here talking, but
you're also there talking.
386
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,367
Very trippy stuff.
387
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,570
I mean, I can't
believe what I said.
388
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,239
I know, Mike.
389
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,741
agh! I'm sorry.
390
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,510
Me, too, Michael.
391
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,059
You want to
kiss this woman.
392
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,027
You put your hand
on her thigh,
393
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,896
real soft touch.
394
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,133
Stop that.
It tickles.
395
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,636
I'm sorry.
I thought that was my leg.
396
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,741
You squeeze her thigh
, squeeze it hard.
397
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:01,513
Ow. What are
you doing?
398
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,482
I- I have no idea.
399
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,853
I mean, I like you so much.
400
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:11,323
I really wanted
this to go well.
401
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,359
Really?
402
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,060
Yeah.
403
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,029
Women like strength.
404
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,797
Women like
tenderness.
405
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:19,798
Strength.
406
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,166
Tenderness.
407
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,369
James? Ow!
408
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,373
Thanks, Nikki.
409
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,974
Who's Nikki?
410
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,051
Whatever he's having.
411
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,428
and some water.
412
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,562
Thank you.
413
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,897
Mike, I want you to know
414
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,565
I expect 2 months'
severance pay,
415
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,167
and a letter of recommendation.
416
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,703
I'm not firing you, Carter.
417
00:18:57,771 --> 00:19:00,105
I can get you that letter
of recommendation,
418
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,741
but I don't know what
you're gonna use it for.
419
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,343
Unless you want an invitation
420
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,844
to my mother's
for Thanksgiving.
421
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,846
In which case,
I gotta warn you.
422
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,348
The conversation is stilted,
423
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:12,418
and if you have even one
forkful of her stuffing,
424
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,219
you're not gonna
have a bowel movement
425
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,221
until well after Christmas.
426
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,524
I just came to apologize.
427
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,430
I want to tell you
a little joke, Mike.
428
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,365
Anything to lighten the mood.
429
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,735
What do you call
a brilliant heart surgeon
430
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:31,236
who happens to be Black?
431
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,541
Nigger.
432
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:39,044
Not exactly the tension
breaker I was looking for.
433
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,446
Ever tell one of those jokes?
434
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,815
Come on, Carter.
How the hell can you ask me that?
435
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,216
Ever laugh at one?
436
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,553
Maybe you didn't laugh.
437
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,888
Maybe you were on a
construction site somewhere,
438
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:53,258
in a back room, and you
just never said a word.
439
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,960
If we're gonna make a list
440
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,664
of everything I've done in my
life that I'm not proud of,
441
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,699
we'd better start
running a tab.
442
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,401
Actually, you already did.
443
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,737
you bought me a few drinks,
444
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,841
and a couple of rounds
for everybody in the bar.
445
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,809
Cut me some slack.
I thought I was fired.
446
00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:19,018
All right, the Flaherty tab
is now officially closed.
447
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,153
Hey!come on!
Aw!
448
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,255
And if you enjoyed your drink,
449
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,324
remember, it's
a vote for Winston.
450
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,559
Gotta turn it off
sometime, Mike.
451
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,927
Yeah, I'm working on it.
452
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,996
But right now,
you gotta believe me,
453
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,931
I'm just a guy
who needs to know
454
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,767
that he and friend
of his are ok.
455
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,470
You have no idea what was
taken from me this morning.
456
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,940
How am I supposed to feel safe?
457
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,242
Who do I trust?
458
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,944
You start with your friends.
459
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,180
Are you my friend, Mike?
460
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,917
All right, I wasn't
- this morning.
461
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,421
But I think I am.
462
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,890
Well, it's been a big day.
463
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,694
I'm gonna need a little time.
464
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,462
All right.
I understand.
465
00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:09,601
So, are we good now?
466
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,573
Never better, Mike.
I'll see you tomorrow.
467
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:23,248
# He's got the whole world
in his hands #
468
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,218
# he's got the whole world
in his hands #
469
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:29,855
# he's got the whole world
in his hands #
470
00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:32,691
# he's got the little bitty
baby in his hands #
471
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,561
# he's got the little
bitty baby in his hands #
472
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,731
# he's got the little bitty
baby in his hands #
473
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,600
# he's got the whole world
in his hands #
474
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,837
# he's got the whole world
in his hands #
475
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:48,007
# he's got the whole world
in his hands #
476
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:51,243
# he's got the whole world
in his hands #
477
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,645
# he's got
the whole world in his #
478
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,515
# hands #
479
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,418
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
480
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,055
moo.
481
00:22:03,105 --> 00:22:07,655
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