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Great work today, ok?
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I just called you in here
to let you know.
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It looks like
our parking proposal
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isn't gonna fly.
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Oh, on a side note, Stuart,
your car's being towed.
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Don't bother, it's too late.
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I know everybody put in a lot
of hours on this project,
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but let's not take it
personally.
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City council
is not out to get us.
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Why is everybody smiling at me?
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Mike, it's just that
it's nice to see you
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leaving so early these days.
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Correct me if I'm wrong,
but it's 6:00. Right?
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That is when our day
usually ends.
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No, that's when you told us
it ends when you hired us.
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It's actually more
like 9:00 or 10:00.
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Mike, things still going
well with gayley?
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Gayley.
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ok, all right.
Now I get it.
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I see. So now that
I'm finally dating someone,
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I'm rushing out of here
every night.
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Let me set the record straight.
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If my job required me to be
here at 4:00 in the morning,
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I would be here.
Uh, Mike!
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Ohh!
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Shee...
Oh,
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gee! Oh.
I'm sorry.
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Oh, gosh, darn it.
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Stuart, why did you have
to see me at 6:00 exactly?
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No reason.
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Who cares about total reform?
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I'm focusing on criminal law.
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The reason I took this class was
because the professor was...
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You're doing it again.
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Doing what? What?
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Staring at my food.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm staring at your breasts.
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Don't try to get out of it.
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Every time we go out,
you rush through your meal,
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and you stare until
I let you finish mine.
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When you say things like that, I
think you don't understand me.
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Are you gonna eat
those potatoes or...
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Eat up, babe,
'cause you're payin'.
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Excuse me?
I won my mock trial today.
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Congratulations.
But our deal was I would buy dinner
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when you won your first trial,
not first mock trial.
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For that, we'd go out
to a mock dinner.
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And maybe a little
mock dancing.
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Do you know how to mock dance?
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I'm doing it right now.
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You are beautiful
when you do that.
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I just want to
tell you that, uh...
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These last few weeks have
been really amazing.
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Now, I know we've been
going kind of slow,
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but it's been a long time since
I've met anyone like you,
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and I didn't
want to screw things up
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by going too fast.
You know?
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You want to get out of here?
I'll get your coat.
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Sorry I'm late.
I had to change my shirt and tie.
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Wow! You look great!
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Oh, Paul.
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He gets that off of
"you look great"?
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Well, he's not
just saying that.
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You see, Paul never lies.
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Don't have it in me.
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Really. What do you think
of Nikki's sweater?
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Well, for starters,
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it's the wrong color on her.
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And, uh-it makes
her look boxy.
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Well, good night, all.
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You know, the skirt's
all wrong, too.
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See, I told you.
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Every one of Marvin gaye's cds.
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It was not just
a pick-up line.
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That's too bad, because
it was very smooth.
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So, how about that
drink you promised me?
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Actually, uh, that...
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That was
a pick-up line.
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Sorry. I don't
have anything.
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How about a glass of water?
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A water?
Yeah, ok.
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Uh... uh...
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Brown, no ice?
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Just the way I like it.
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Why don't you just
put on some music?
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Do you like Marvin gaye?
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He's ok.
So.
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Mike. I finally get
to see your apartment.
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To be honest with you,
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I was thinking you
lived with your parents
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or you were a serial killer.
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Well, I definitely don't
live with my parents.
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Drink?
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Going out with
the psychiatrist tonight?
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Not a chance. That guy put
the psycho in psychoanalyst.
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The night would have
been a total loss
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except he did tell me how to
mentally dominate people.
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My grandpa always did that
by using the evil eye.
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Bring me my soup.
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Change the channel
on my television.
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Well, I can certainly
see how he hooked grandma.
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You guys, I am serious.
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He said this is a great
tool to use in business.
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He said the first step is
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you just ignore the person.
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Oh, come on, human beings
just aren't that simple.
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Yep, they are.
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Yes, they are what?
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What's her problem?
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I don't know.
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Why should she be
angry with me?
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What did I do?
Hey, Nikki!
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Nikki!
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I just wanted to give
you the grand tour.
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This-this is actually
just the uh-foyer.
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You see that door over there
that looks like a closet?
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That's the East wing.
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You got your dining room, parlor,
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bowling alley.
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And over there?
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Uh-that's
the bedroom.
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Uh-rug, dresser,
alarm clock.
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Bed.
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Bed.
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Hence, bedroom?
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You'd think I'd never brought
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a woman up here before.
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I mean, uh,
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not that I-bring a
lot of women up here.
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I mean, just enough so
that I don't look pitiful.
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But-but not so many
that I look sleazy.
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And how many is that?
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Let me see.
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Uh... uh... um...
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None.
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It's been a while
since I dated anyone...
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Seriously.
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But I'm feeling much
better about it now.
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Listen, since you did
pay for the grand tour,
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if I didn't show you
the bedroom,
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they'd probably take away
my national parks license.
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You, uh...
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Sure you want to go in there?
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You sound like there's somebody
on the other side holding a pie.
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No.
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Not this time.
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Um...
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You think you remember
how this works?
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Uh... I figure it's
like riding a bike.
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I mean, I may fall off a few times,
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but after a few minutes
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I'll be standing
on the handle bars.
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It's so nice to
finally meet one of Mike's...
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Young Lady friends.
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Just so lovely.
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Mom, dad,
you're embarrassing me.
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Well, we approve.
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Special, special, special.
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Well, I have to
get going to class.
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Nice meeting all of you.
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You be careful.
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You kids be safe.
I'll walk you out.
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She's pretty cool,
don't you think?
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I'm sure I've met her
somewhere before.
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Do you think she seems
familiar 'cause she's a woman
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and she doesn't want
anything to do with you?
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Tonight is councilman's
farr's bachelor party.
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He's been a good friend to the
administration, so attendance is mandatory.
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I've got a note from my mother.
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It says I'm gay and shouldn't
be forced to participate
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in any heterosexual debauchery.
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Unless you actually
have that note...
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...you're going tonight.
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Bachelor parties excuses
for men to act like boys.
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Even though they're
about to get married,
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they're still afraid of commitment.
I refuse to be part of it.
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That's great, 'cause
you're not invited.
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Why not?
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James, what's your excuse?
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You mean
I can go? Yes!
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Come in.
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Hey there, funny face.
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Can I treat you to dinner?
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Dinner, no. I can't have
dinner tonight because, uh...
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I'm not hungry.
Honey, I had a big lunch.
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You said all you had
for lunch was a bagel.
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Bagels! Bagels!
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With an "s", bagels.
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How many bagels did you have?
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11.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Were you in some contest?
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No, no.
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I was just hungry.
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Oh, ok.
Well, no dinner.
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Do you wanna just
go to the movies?
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I can't,
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I'm going out
with the guys tonight.
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We're going to a hockey game.
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Oh. Who's playing?
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It's so tough to tell
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because they're all
wearing masks.
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It's ok if you want to spend
a night out with the guys.
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I- I'm sorry. I just-
I'm a little on edge.
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I must be hungry-
thirsty.
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I must be thirsty.
I must be thirsty.
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Ok. So you'll
call me in the morning?
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You betcha.
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Love you.
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I love you.
Ok. Bye-bye.
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Eh, piece of cake.
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I wish Nikki were here.
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That'd make us less pathetic
if we had a woman with us.
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No.
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I wish Nikki were here!
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that's enough.
He's all through now.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Terrific girl.
Wonderful dancer.
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She really kept up with me.
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Listen, Paul,
management sent me over.
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They don't encourage dancing
with the performers.
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Well, what am I supposed to do,
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just sit here and watch?
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Welcome to the concept
of a strip club.
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So how are you gentlemen doing?
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Ha ha!
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Yep, this is fascinating.
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It's as if the evolutionary
process had a rewind button.
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We got about 15 more minutes
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to press to the flesh here.
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Stewy, that's
a figure of speech.
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Find councilman farr,
buy him a drink,
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and let's get out of here.
All right.
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Gentlemen, anything you do
will not be used against you,
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so put your hands together
for miss Miranda rice.
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(Hollering and applause]
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See, I told you I knew her.
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Mike, someone
tipped off the post.
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There was a photographer
at the club last night.
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I'll look at
the pictures later.
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Right now, let's just plaster
on a couple of fake smiles.
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You ok?
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I hope this doesn't
blow up into a monster.
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Flaherty, you got 5 bucks?
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Sure. You want
to borrow it?
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No, I want to earn it!
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Boom diddy boom diddy
boom boom boom.
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Tchoo-tchoo-tchoo
tchoo-tchoo.
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Chh chh chh chh!
Ffff!
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Save it for the gis, Roberta.
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God help me.
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Mike, you're going to have
to talk to her eventually.
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I tried talking to her
last night at the club.
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But it was 20 bucks a song.
256
00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:09,067
The music was blasting.
257
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:11,934
So basically
it cost me 100 bucks,
258
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,501
and all I could make out was "toot toot...
Ahh... beep beep. "
259
00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:19,834
20 bucks a song.
That's pretty good money.
260
00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:21,534
Can men do this?
261
00:12:21,601 --> 00:12:23,434
Ah, men, yes.
262
00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:25,367
You, no.
263
00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,200
This is a tough one.
What you gonna do?
264
00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:30,033
What's he going to do?
He's dating a stripper.
265
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,968
He'll get down
on his hands and knees
266
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:34,400
and worship the ground
she gyrates on.
267
00:12:35,801 --> 00:12:38,200
I can't believe she lied to me.
268
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:40,167
We're not talking about
"I had to Wash my hair. "
269
00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:41,501
We're talking about
270
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:45,767
"I had to Wash my hair in front
of 150 paying customers. "
271
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,467
It's over.
I don't think I can see her anymore.
272
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,534
Too expensive?
273
00:12:57,934 --> 00:13:00,000
All right, Stuart.
Now you're in that very Scary place
274
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:03,100
I like to call
the "be careful" zone.
275
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:05,868
Maybe you should give
it more thought, Mike.
276
00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:08,334
Just can't believe she's
gonna be out of my life.
277
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,767
"you can always
visit her at work. "
278
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,601
Gotta be honest.
279
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,400
I'm a little
disappointed, Mike.
280
00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:27,934
Well, sir, we obviously had no idea
281
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,100
the press were
going to show up.
282
00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:32,434
What? No, I'm disappointed
you made me leave.
283
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:35,267
Looks like you guys were
having a hell of a time here.
284
00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:37,934
So let's call a press
conference for this afternoon.
285
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:39,968
I'll face the music,
answer questions.
286
00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:42,601
I'll make sure this stays
a one-day story.
287
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,601
Well, welcome
to the public eye.
288
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,901
You two do make
a handsome couple, though.
289
00:13:46,968 --> 00:13:49,067
The only thing you can see
there is her stomach.
290
00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:50,501
Well, still...
291
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,467
Good morning, sweetheart!
292
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,968
Ah. Ha ha.
293
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,934
So, how was
your game last night?
294
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,100
Can I think about that
before I answer?
295
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:04,167
Sure. And while
you're thinking,
296
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,534
maybe you might
want to read the paper?
297
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:14,534
Mike made me go, then
Stuart made me lie to you.
298
00:14:14,601 --> 00:14:17,100
And who made you
ogle that woman?
299
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,300
It would have been rude
not to look at her!
300
00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:22,100
She's dancing in my lap!
301
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:25,434
Paul, it's all the lying
that's bothering me.
302
00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:27,033
I mean, you're a grown man.
303
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,667
You're allowed to enjoy
yourself with your
304
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,133
sleazy, juvenile friends.
305
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,934
Good morning, Claudia.
306
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,434
Stuart.
307
00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:36,968
Hey, Buddy, you got a little
sweat on your brow there.
308
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:42,000
All right, here's my plan.
309
00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:44,434
I'm meeting her in a
couple hours at Nathan's.
310
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,400
I'll break up with her there.
311
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:48,400
The hot dog place.
312
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,667
What, you couldn't get a
reservation at McDonald's?
313
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,968
Carter, it's neutral territory.
314
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:57,901
There's no chance for a scene.
315
00:14:57,968 --> 00:15:00,901
It'll give me a couple hours
to get prepared.
316
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,501
Unless she shows up early.
317
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,000
Ooh, look at the time!
318
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:08,033
You're not wearing your watch.
319
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,968
Ooh! I'm gonna
go find it.
320
00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:17,200
I got your message.
I thought I would come by now.
321
00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:18,934
Well...
322
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,734
You and your surprises.
323
00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:24,267
Mike, let me start
by saying I'm sorry.
324
00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:25,701
It's no big deal.
325
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:28,767
My mother has been bugging me
all year for a new picture.
326
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:35,367
I'm not going to apologize
for what I'm doing.
327
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,534
I used this job to
get through college,
328
00:15:38,601 --> 00:15:40,367
and now I'm halfway
through law school.
329
00:15:40,434 --> 00:15:44,234
I work at a safe place.
I'm comfortable with my body,
330
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,133
and for the first time
in my life,
331
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,000
I am making great money.
332
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:51,300
Hell, I made 100 bucks off you!
333
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,834
See, this is exactly
the kind of thing
334
00:15:53,901 --> 00:15:56,234
I needed a couple of hours
to get prepared for.
335
00:15:57,534 --> 00:15:59,667
Ok, look. I...
336
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:03,033
I guess I just never...
337
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,968
Pictured myself with a...
338
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,968
With the kind of woman who
dances in a strip club.
339
00:16:10,033 --> 00:16:12,801
I guess I never saw myself
340
00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:14,834
with a guy who frequents them.
341
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,968
Yeah, well, I was
there for my job.
342
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,234
So was I.
343
00:16:20,968 --> 00:16:23,901
You knew the position you
were putting me in.
344
00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:25,501
I know.
I'm sorry.
345
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,467
You're right.
I'm just being defensive.
346
00:16:27,534 --> 00:16:28,934
It's all my fault.
347
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,901
I should have told you
everything in the first place,
348
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:33,434
but I... didn't want
to lose you.
349
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,968
Mike...
350
00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:38,701
I'm crazy about you.
351
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:45,100
all right, go on.
You're in kind of a good area there.
352
00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:51,601
Have you...
Ever been with someone
353
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,400
and it's so intense
and so passionate
354
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:57,334
that it feels like a fireball,
355
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,434
and whenever you're within
5 feet of that person,
356
00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:03,601
you feel like you have to...
357
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:13,968
I hope you were going
to say kiss them,
358
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,667
or I'll feel like
a complete idiot.
359
00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:17,834
Press conference time.
360
00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:18,868
Uh, yeah. Ok.
361
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:20,968
Mike, wait.
What are we saying here?
362
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:24,300
I- I'm saying I'll be back
in a couple of minutes.
363
00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:30,000
She seems to be taking it well.
364
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:37,567
Mike, Mike, any comment about the
appropriateness of city employees
365
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:40,133
frequenting these kinds
of establishments?
366
00:17:41,534 --> 00:17:42,467
No, I don't.
367
00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:46,834
How did councilman farr's
fianc�e feel about this?
368
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:49,868
Well, technically,
she's no longer his fianc�e.
369
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:54,033
I understand both of
them are in counseling,
370
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,667
and we wish them the best.
371
00:17:56,734 --> 00:17:59,801
What about rumors that you're
dating one of the strippers?
372
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:03,501
You know that in a perfect world,
that's none of your business.
373
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:05,901
But we know we don't
live in a perfect world,
374
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:07,968
and you people tend to like
things to be Black and white-
375
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:09,801
excuse me, Mike.
376
00:18:09,868 --> 00:18:12,834
James, do you mind?
I'm kinda hitting a High point here.
377
00:18:12,901 --> 00:18:14,934
I think you should read this.
378
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,033
Sir, can you cover for me?
379
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,634
Sure, yeah.
Not a problem.
380
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,167
Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor!
No, no! We need
381
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,033
some order here, and
we're gonna get it.
382
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:27,234
I'm responding to
the questions alphabetically.
383
00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:31,167
Now, anyone whose last name
starts with an "a",
384
00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:32,834
hands up.
385
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:37,567
Don't get me wrong.
This is a cute note, but I'm working.
386
00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:39,634
What are you doing in there?
387
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,067
Right now, it's just a couple
388
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:43,000
of embarrassing pictures
from a bachelor party.
389
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:45,033
But before you start
jeopardizing your career,
390
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:48,100
don't you think we should
finish our conversation?
391
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,734
We did finish our conversation.
392
00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:51,000
We kissed.
393
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,100
That's the way I end
all my conversations.
394
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:56,100
Now, if you just let me go,
I'll go back in, finish up.
395
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:59,067
I'll... kiss
all the reporters, and...
396
00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,567
Come back out here.
397
00:19:00,634 --> 00:19:03,601
You never told me how you
feel about what I do.
398
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,400
Now?
399
00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:07,934
Yeah. Now.
400
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,434
Ok, look, I just
always pictured myself
401
00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:14,434
with a woman who...
402
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:17,467
Would get undressed
at the end of the day.
403
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,501
I pretty much assumed
404
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,801
the rest of the day
she'd stay dressed.
405
00:19:23,868 --> 00:19:26,734
Is this a problem
that we can't get over?
406
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,601
I guess we'll
find out eventually.
407
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,334
That's an awful
big chance to take
408
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,300
considering the consequences.
409
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:34,734
Yeah, well,
you know what, though?
410
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:36,968
I think it's a chance
that I'm-I'm...
411
00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:39,534
You know, pretty sure I...
412
00:19:39,601 --> 00:19:42,601
I definitely,
maybe... want to take.
413
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,067
Get down on one knee
and say that,
414
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,334
and I'm yours forever.
415
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,601
You're right.
You're right.
416
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,000
You know what?
I'm ready.
417
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,501
I am ready.
418
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,934
I'm sure...
Part of you is ready.
419
00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,267
But I think that there
is another part of you
420
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:01,934
that would find it a lot easier
421
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,033
if I just walked away.
422
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,434
Yeah, but the part
of me that's ready
423
00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:09,300
is like really, really ready.
424
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,067
And the part of you that's not?
425
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,501
We don't listen to him.
426
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,167
He's mr. Negativity.
427
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,467
I don't know.
This...
428
00:20:30,534 --> 00:20:31,968
This is hard.
429
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,734
What do you think we should do?
430
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:39,100
As I understand it,
431
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:41,634
the boys were unaware
that this establishment
432
00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:43,267
featured adult entertainment.
433
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,767
Ok. Uh...
434
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:47,868
G.
435
00:20:49,968 --> 00:20:54,234
Didn't the big
neon sign tip them off?
436
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,567
Unfortunately, one of
the letters had burned out.
437
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:59,968
And what exactly
did they expect to find
438
00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:02,801
in a 100% "nud" bar?
439
00:21:04,801 --> 00:21:06,100
Pure nud.
440
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,234
Mike. Mike.
441
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,467
Mr. Flaherty.
Mike.
442
00:21:11,534 --> 00:21:13,868
Mike, just clear up one thing.
443
00:21:13,934 --> 00:21:15,367
Are you or are you not
444
00:21:15,434 --> 00:21:17,234
currently dating
one of the dancers?
445
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:20,667
If your question is
am I dating a beautiful...
446
00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:22,167
Attractive law student
447
00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:23,534
who happens to have a...
448
00:21:23,601 --> 00:21:26,067
Part time job in the legal
and lucrative world
449
00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:27,234
of exotic dancing...
450
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,367
...um...
451
00:21:30,434 --> 00:21:32,234
Uh... no.
452
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:33,334
No, I'm not.
453
00:21:34,701 --> 00:21:36,501
Ok, what letter are we on?
454
00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:38,200
H.
H.
455
00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:39,534
H. Let's get moving.
456
00:21:39,601 --> 00:21:41,400
We'll be here all night.
Yeah, halford.
457
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:48,000
I don't know.
He hardly seems dominated.
458
00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:50,033
Prepare for phase 2:
459
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,267
The whisper and deny.
460
00:21:52,334 --> 00:21:54,567
What? Come here.
461
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:59,067
what? What? What
are you talking about?
462
00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:01,334
Nothing... Stuart.
463
00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:06,234
What did she just say to you?
464
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,834
You're a feeble-minded
fool.
465
00:22:11,534 --> 00:22:13,968
Granted.
Now, what did she say?
466
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,467
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
467
00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:22,067
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