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[NO DIALOGUE AUDIO--
OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHTER]
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SO THIS IS YOUR
IDEA
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OF STAYING OUT
OF THINGS.
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HEY, ALLS I'M DOING
IS HAVING
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A NICE LITTLE FAMILY
CASUAL GET-TOGETHER.
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I'M NOT
GETTING INVOLVED.
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YOU CAN'T HELP
YOURSELF, CAN YOU?
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YOU'RE AN ADDICT.
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HEY, SHE'S MY SISTER,
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AND I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE NICE
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TO MEET
HER NEW FRIEND,
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LIKE THE SUPPORTIVE,
LOVING PERSON THAT I AM.
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HO HO!
YOU'RE NOSY, ALICE!
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NOSY!
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I AM NOT GETTING
INVOLVED, DAN.
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GARY! GARY, I COULD
JUST SEE YOU HOLDING
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ONTO THE BACK
OF THE TRUCK,
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SCREAMING AT SAM,
"STOP! STOP!"
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I WAS WEARING
LOAFERS, TOO.
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I MEAN, NO TRACTION.
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WHO'S SAM?
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SAM IS ONE OF
THE INSTALLERS
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THAT WORKS FOR
GARY'S GLASS COMPANY.
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GARY LEARNED THE GLASS
BUSINESS FROM HIS UNCLE,
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WHO HE USED TO WORK FOR
IN THE SUMMERS,
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SO THAT HE COULD STAY
IN SHAPE FOR WRESTLING.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
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YOU WRESTLED?
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YEAH.
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YEAH. 165 POUNDS.
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WIRY AND QUICK.
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YOU ARE.
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I ARE WHAT?
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WIRY AND QUICK.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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OH, I DIDN'T MEAN
QUICK THAT WAY.
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SO FINISH THE STORY.
DID SAM STOP,
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OR WERE YOU
EVENTUALLY CRUSHED
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AND THEN FREED BY
THE JAWS OF LIFE?
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OK. HE STOPS ALL OF
A SUDDEN. I FALL DOWN.
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IT PULLS ALL
MY BELT LOOPS OFF,
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AND I'M SITTING
ON THE GROUND
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WITH MY BELT
UNDER MY ARMS.
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ISN'T THAT
A GREAT STORY?
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AREN'T THEY CUTE?
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WELL, THEY CAN'T HELP
BUT BE CUTE, DAN.
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THEY'RE YOUNG,
AND THEY'RE IN LOVE,
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AND THEY'RE HEADED
FOR A RAVINE.
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NOW, NOW,
BE SUPPORTIVE.
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I'M TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE,
BUT SHE'S MAKING ME PUKE.
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SHE'S ACTING JUST LIKE
A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL.
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ROSEANNE.
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OK, EVERYBODY,
DINNER'S READY.
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COME AND EAT,
CHILDREN.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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ARE THEY DOING
THAT TONGUE THING?
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UH...
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YEAH.
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I USED TO WORK FOR
SHERWOOD PLATE GLASS.
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I WORKED WITH
JIM SHERWOOD
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ON A COUPLE
OF JOBS.
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NICE OLD GUY.
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HE'S A SLY OLD GUY.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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HE'S OK.
HE'S OK?!
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HOW CAN YOU BE
IN THE SAME ROOM
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WITH THIS MAN
AND SAY HE'S OK?
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I DON'T KNOW,
BECAUSE MAYBE
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I STILL HAVE PARTIAL
USE OF MY BRAIN.
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I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
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AND DO GOOD WORK.
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GARY'S COMPANY'S
KNOWN FOR ITS GOOD WORK.
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GARY'S GOT
A REPUTATION.
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THEN YOU TWO HAVE GOT
A LOT IN COMMON.
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JACKIE'S GOT
A REPUTATION
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FOR BEING
A GOOD COP.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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I'M JUST STARTING
OUT ON THE FORCE,
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BUT GARY'S GOT A VERY
SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS.
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HEY, YOU RISK
YOUR LIFE EVERY DAY.
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UM, WHERE'S THE HEAD?
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YONDER.
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AHEM.
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I'M LEAVING.
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GOOD.
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I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR THIS, ANYWAY.
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GOOD.
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HEY, WAIT
YEAH, TAKE GARY. FOR GARY.
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TAKE GARY WHERE?
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SHOW HIM
THE GROUNDS.
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MAYBE I'LL TAKE HIM
OUT BACK AND TELL HIM
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WHAT HE'S REALLY
GETTING HIMSELF INTO.
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DAN.
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MAYBE I'LL TELL HIM
WHAT A CRAZY,
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NEUROTIC FAMILY
THIS REALLY IS.
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DAN. DAN...
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MAYBE I'LL TELL HIM
THAT YOU STILL GOT
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YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS,
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AND WHEN THEY'RE NAUGHTY,
YOU GET MAD AT THEM.
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WELL,
HE'S MY HUSBAND.
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I HAVE TO TELL HIM
EVERYTHING.
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HEY, GAR.
YOU LIKE MOTORCYCLES?
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NO, NOT REALLY.
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YOU LIKE BOATS?
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NAH.
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HOW ABOUT A DRAFTY
OLD GARAGE
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WITH A LOT OF GOOD JUNK
LAYING AROUND?
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OH, YEAH, SURE.
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COME ON OUT. I'LL SHOW YOU
MY MOTORCYCLE AND MY BOAT,
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AND WE CAN STAND AROUND
AND GET THE FLU...
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AND YOU TWO HENS
CAN YAK IT UP.
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YAK YAK YAK YAK
YAK YAK. YAK YAK.
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THIS IS A NICE
LITTLE WORK AREA
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YOU GOT HERE.
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YEAH, THANKS.
MY LITTLE ESCAPE.
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YEAH, I HEAR YOU.
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YOU MUST HAVE
BEEN MARRIED.
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NO, NOT YET. UM...
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BUT JACKIE TELLS ME
YOU AND ROSEANNE
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BEEN TOGETHER SINCE
RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL?
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YEAH. HARD TO BELIEVE.
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12 YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL,
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AND YOU GO OUT AND DO
SOMETHING COMPLETELY STUPID.
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NO, I'M ONLY KIDDING.
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IT'S REALLY GOOD.
WE'RE REALLY HAPPY.
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IT'S OK, DAN.
I ALREADY KNOW
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THAT ANYTHING
I TELL JACKIE
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GOES RIGHT BACK
TO ROSEANNE.
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BINGO.
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HEY, BEING SINGLE
IS NO BARGAIN,
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LET ME TELL YOU.
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IT'S TOUGH
MEETING PEOPLE.
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YOU SEEM TO BE
DOING OK.
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OH, YEAH.
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JACKIE, SHE'S, UM...
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SHE'S SOMETHING.
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JACKIE'S A GOOD KID.
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YEAH, I'M NUTS
ABOUT HER, MAN.
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IT'S LIKE I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT HER.
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AND THE TRUTH IS
I DON'T WANT TO STOP
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THINKING ABOUT HER
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BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHEN
I'M THINKING ABOUT HER,
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I'M HAPPY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN? SHE'S FUN.
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SHE'S SEXY,
AND SHE'S BRIGHT.
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SHE'S A LITTLE
CRAZY, TOO,
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BUT THAT'S OK
WITH ME,
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BECAUSE I COULD USE
A LITTLE CRAZINESS
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IN MY LIFE.
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SHE CAN PROVIDE THAT.
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YEAH.
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I'M IN LOVE
WITH HER, DAN.
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HAVE YOU TOLD
HER THAT YET?
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NO WAY.
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THAT A BOY.
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SIS?
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WHAT?
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I KNOW YOU REALLY
LIKE GARY RIGHT NOW,
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AND YOU'RE THINKING THAT
MAYBE HE'S THE GUY.
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I KNOW.
I THINK HE IS.
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I MEAN, HE'S GOOD,
AND HE'S GENTLE.
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ISN'T HE GENTLE?
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AND I LIKE
HIS LOOKS.
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YOU FIND HIM
ATTRACTIVE, DON'T YOU?
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I JUST WANT TO SAY
SOMETHING TO YOU,
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AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THE ONLY REASON I'M SAYING IT
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IS BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU
SO MUCH.
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WHAT? YOU DON'T
LIKE HIM.
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SIS.
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OK, WHAT? TELL ME.
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I DON'T WANT US TO GET
INTO A FIGHT OVER THIS.
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NO, WE WON'T
GET IN A FIGHT.
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OK, 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT WHY
I'M MENTIONING IT.
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MENTIONING WHAT?
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WHAT I'M GOING
TO MENTION.
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WHAT?
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REMEMBER LAST YEAR,
YOU AND THAT GUY TONY?
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OH, ROSEANNE,
GIVE ME A BREAK.
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TONY! OH...
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THIS IS NOTHING
LIKE TONY.
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WITH TONY,
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I WAS THIS GUSHING
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LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL
GIRL.
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I WAS
TONY'S LOVE SLAVE.
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TONY.
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WELL, NOT JUST
WITH TONY, SIS.
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YOU'VE BEEN THIS WAY
WITH A LOT OF GUYS.
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YEAH, WELL,
MAYBE I HAVE,
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BUT WITH GARY,
IT'S DIFFERENT,
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BECAUSE GARY AND I
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DO THINGS THAT I WANT
TO DO ALL THE TIME--
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OR WE WILL.
WE WILL...
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AS SOON AS
THERE'S SOMETHING
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THAT I WANT TO DO.
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YOU'RE SO FULL OF IT.
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OK, JUST DROP IT.
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OH, NOW SHE DOESN'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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NO, I REALLY DON'T
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BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING
COMPLETELY DEFENSIVE.
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NO, I'M NOT BEING
DEFENSIVE, ROSEANNE.
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YOU'RE MORE DEFENSIVE
THAN I AM.
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IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH MY BOYFRIEND,
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
COME OUT AND SAY SO?!
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WELL, HE'S NOT
TAKING OVER MY LIFE.
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WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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JUST FORGET
ABOUT IT, OK?
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NEVER MIND.
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WE OBVIOUSLY
CANNOT DISCUSS THIS
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LIKE TWO ADULTS,
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BECAUSE ONE OF US
IS A CHILD.
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OH? HOW AM I ACTING
LIKE A CHILD?
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OH, FORGET
ABOUT IT.
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OH, SHE CAN BLAME IT,
BUT SHE CAN'T NAME IT.
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"I CAN BLAME IT,
BUT I CAN'T--"
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YOU ARE
33 YEARS OLD!
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WELL, YOU'RE
36 YEARS OLD!
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YEAH, I AM
36 YEARS OLD!
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SO WHAT OF IT?
SO WHAT OF IT?
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JUST FORGET
ABOUT IT, OK?
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NO, NOT OK.
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DON'T YOU HAVE
A LITTLE PEP RALLY
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YOU WANT TO GO ON--
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I BRING HIM
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ALL THE WAY OVER HERE AND--
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I SAID FORGET IT!
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AHH!
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SO...
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YOU WANT TO GO OUT
TO DINNER TONIGHT?
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SURE, IF YOU DO.
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WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE?
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OH, I'M EASY.
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WHAT DO YOU
FEEL LIKE?
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LANFORD TAVERN OK?
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UM, YEAH,
THAT'S FINE.
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NO, IF YOU WANT TO
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE--
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NO, L.T.'s FINE.
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I DON'T KNOW
IF WE CAN GET IN.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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SAM'S BROTHER
WORKS THERE.
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SAM, HUH?
YEAH.
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00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,226
OH, I GOT TO TELL YOU.
246
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:30,062
FRIDAY, SAM'S BACKING UP
THE TRUCK.
247
00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:32,564
I SAID, "LET ME GET OUT,
AND I'LL HELP GUIDE YOU BACK."
248
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,266
SO, OF COURSE,
WHAT DOES SAM SAY?
249
00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,901
"NO PROBLEM.
GOT YOU COVERED."
250
00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,470
YEAH. RIGHT. SO HE
STARTS BACKING UP,
251
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,972
NO IDEA
WHERE HE'S GOING,
252
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,974
AND HE JUST ROARS
THE THING BACKWARDS
253
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,976
WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING,
AND STOPS.
254
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,912
I GET OUT, HE'S THIS FAR
FROM THE LOADING DOCK.
255
00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:47,979
I'M TELLING YOU,
256
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:48,981
THIS GUY'S GOT
A SIXTH SENSE.
257
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:49,948
YOU GOTTA MEET HIM.
258
00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,284
WE'LL GO OUT
WITH HIM SOMETIME.
259
00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:54,352
YEAH,
WE MIGHT AS WELL.
260
00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,355
YOU TALK ABOUT HIM
ENOUGH.
261
00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,856
BUT WHAT IF
I MEET SAM,
262
00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,559
AND ALL HE DOES IS
TELL GARY STORIES?
263
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,528
WELL, YOU'LL
PROBABLY LOVE THOSE.
264
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:06,098
YEAH, YOU AT WORK
WITH SAM
265
00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:07,566
AND THE GLASS TRUCK.
266
00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,035
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
267
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,604
NOTHING.
268
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,006
NOTHING. I'M...
269
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,407
I'M JUST FEELING
270
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,909
A LITTLE TIRED,
THAT'S ALL.
271
00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:18,911
WELL, NO WONDER.
272
00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,280
YOU JUST USED UP
A LOT OF ENERGY.
273
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,648
YEAH, BUT...
274
00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:25,150
I WAS TIRED
275
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,653
BEFORE I USED UP
ALL THAT ENERGY.
276
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,922
YOU SHOULD HAVE
SAID SOMETHING.
277
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:34,059
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
MAD AT ME.
278
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,562
MAD AT YOU?
NO, I'M...
279
00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:39,131
BUT I AM MAD AT YOU
FOR MAKING LOVE WITH ME
280
00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,132
WHEN YOU DIDN'T REALLY
WANT TO MAKE LOVE WITH ME.
281
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,868
SEE? I KNEW YOU'D BE
MAD AT ME.
282
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:47,439
JACKIE, ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS SAY SOMETHING.
283
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,608
IT'S OK.
284
00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,142
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
285
00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,677
A LOT OF PEOPLE
286
00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:56,181
DON'T LIKE TO MAKE LOVE
AT THE SAME TIME.
287
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,683
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
288
00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,686
JACKIE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BE SORRY.
289
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,687
I'M SORRY.
290
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:02,187
RIGHT!
291
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,193
SO NEXT TIME YOU'LL
JUST TELL ME, OK?
292
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,194
RIGHT, RIGHT.
293
00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:08,994
OK.
294
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,332
SO, HOW ABOUT DINNER?
295
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,834
YOU STILL FEEL
LIKE GOING OUT?
296
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,336
YEAH, IF YOU DO.
297
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,847
I'VE HAD IT, ROSEANNE.
298
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,850
I HAVE REALLY,
REALLY HAD IT.
299
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,852
IT'S TRUE, YOU KNOW?
300
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:33,853
ALL WE EVER
WIND UP DOING
301
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,354
IS WHAT HE WANTS TO DO.
302
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,355
IF WE WANT TO
GO OUT AND EAT,
303
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,856
HE PICKS THE RESTAURANT.
304
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,358
IF WHEN WE WANT TO
WATCH THE TV,
305
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,360
HE GETS TO HOLD
THE REMOTE.
306
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,861
DO WE EVER COME OVER
AND JUST HANG AROUND
307
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,230
WITH YOU AND DAN?
308
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,398
NO.
RIGHT.
309
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,967
WELL, MAYBE HE'S MAKING
ALL THE DECISIONS
310
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,469
BECAUSE YOU'RE
SITTING THERE
311
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:51,970
GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT
312
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,039
AND LETTING HIM MAKE
ALL THE DECISIONS.
313
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:57,108
YEAH, BUT YOU SEE,
WHAT HE DOES IS,
314
00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:00,112
HE LETS ME LET HIM
MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS.
315
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,613
HE KNOWS THAT I
DON'T WANT TO WATCH
316
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,450
CABLE SPORTS NEWS.
317
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,185
WELL, HAVE YOU
TOLD HIM THAT?
318
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,753
NO.
BUT HE SHOULD KNOW.
319
00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:10,455
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
TELL HIM THAT.
320
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,025
NO, HE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO READ YOUR MIND.
321
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,526
NO, BUT, YOU KNOW...
322
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,028
YOU KNOW, ROSIE,
HE SHOULD KNOW ME
323
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:19,031
BETTER THAN THAT BY NOW,
I MEAN, YOU'D THINK.
324
00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:20,532
YOU KNOW
YOU ARE REALLY
325
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,034
MESSING UP A
GOOD THING HERE.
326
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,535
I MEAN,
YOU MEET A GUY--
327
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,537
A REALLY
NICE GUY,
328
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,905
AND YOU'RE
BLOWING IT.
329
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,172
YOU MEAN,
YOU REALLY DO LIKE HIM?
330
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,274
JACKIE!
331
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,842
WELL, I'M AFRAID
THAT IF I TELL HIM
332
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,343
ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT ME,
333
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,345
THEN HE WON'T LIKE ME
SO MUCH
334
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,846
BECAUSE MAYBE HE'S
ONE OF THOSE GUYS
335
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,182
WHO ONLY LIKES WOMEN
THAT HE CAN CONTROL.
336
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,250
WELL, NOW,
YOU WOULD LIKE
337
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,252
TO FIND OUT
ABOUT THAT.
338
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,253
AND IF IT IS TRUE,
339
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:42,887
THEN YOU DON'T WANT
HIM AROUND ANYWAY.
340
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,489
I DON'T?
341
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,325
NO.
342
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,393
JEEZ, YOU ARE A--
343
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,395
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN
MOODS,
344
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,396
YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN THOUGHTS,
345
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,231
YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN OPINIONS.
346
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,299
YOU'RE A 3-DIMENSIONAL
HUMAN BEING HERE.
347
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,868
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME.
348
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:56,935
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
349
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,938
LIKE GIDGET ON
AN APHRODISIAC
350
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,373
FOR THAT PAST
THREE WEEKS.
351
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:04,442
IT'S JUST
I LIKE HIM SO MUCH,
352
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,446
AND I WANT HIM
TO LIKE ME.
353
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,447
THEN JUST GIVE HIM
A CHANCE TO KNOW
354
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,448
THE REAL YOU.
355
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,949
I MEAN, MAYBE HE'LL
LIKE THAT GIRL
356
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,419
JUST AS MUCH.
357
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,921
I CAN'T TAKE
THAT CHANCE, ROSEANNE.
358
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:26,431
YOU SAID YOU WERE
GOING TO TALK TO HIM.
359
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,966
I AM BEING SUPPORTIVE.
360
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,002
ROSEANNE,
STAY OUT OF THIS.
361
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,571
I AM STAYING
OUT OF THIS.
362
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:37,576
SO, DID YOU TALK TO HIM?
363
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:40,078
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO?
364
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,214
AT 11:30?
365
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,749
DON'T TELL ME
GARY'S COMING OVER.
366
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,320
WELL, IF YOU DON'T
WANT HIM TO COME OVER,
367
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,321
THEN WHY DON'T YOU
JUST CALL HIM UP
368
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:52,324
AND TELL HIM THAT YOU
DON'T WANT HIM TO COME OVER?
369
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:53,325
NO, THAT'S STUPID.
370
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,327
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
MAKE HIM MAD.
371
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,829
YOU'RE JUST GONNA END UP
GETTING MAD AT YOURSELF.
372
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,832
SHE WANTS TO BE
BY HERSELF,
373
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,333
BUT SHE'S GOING TO
LET HIM COME OVER
374
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,701
AND SPEND THE NIGHT.
375
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,270
WHY CAN'T
THEY JUST, YOU KNOW...
376
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,505
THEN HE CAN SPLIT?
377
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,548
OH, ICK!
378
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,553
YOU BETTER TALK TO HIM.
379
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,555
IF YOU'RE TIRED,
380
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:24,556
JUST CALL AND TELL HIM
THAT YOU'RE TIRED.
381
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,558
THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH THAT,
382
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,059
BUT YOU BETTER--YEAH.
383
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:31,063
OK, OK, BUT YOU BETTER
TALK TO HIM,
384
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,066
AND THEN YOU CALL ME
IN THE MORNING, OK?
385
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,568
OR ELSE I'LL JUST POP OVER,
AND WE'LL HAVE BREAKFAST
386
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,569
OR SOMETHING.
387
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:40,305
YEAH. OK, BYE.
388
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:40,873
GREAT.
389
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,878
NOW, TURN OFF
THE LIGHT.
390
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,379
SHE IS JUST
TOTALLY GONE
391
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,880
OVER THIS GUY.
392
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,382
SHE'S SO INFATUATED,
393
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,884
SHE DOES WHATEVER
HE TELLS HER TO DO.
394
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,386
AND SHE NEVER SAYS
ANYTHING TO HIM.
395
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:55,387
I MEAN, SHE'S JUST LIKE
THIS PUPPET,
396
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,889
AND HE'S JUST, LIKE,
PULLING ON HER STRINGS.
397
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,892
ROSEANNE,
STAY OUT OF THIS.
398
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,895
IT'S AWFUL, BECAUSE
IF SHE DOESN'T SPEAK UP,
399
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,863
SHE IS, LIKE,
GOING TO BLOW IT
400
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:05,897
WITH THIS GUY,
401
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:06,899
AND I REALLY
CAN'T STAND
402
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:07,866
TO SEE HER
DO THAT AGAIN.
403
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,368
PLEASE, I BEG YOU.
404
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,904
SHE'S MY SISTER.
405
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,407
STAY OUT OF
JACKIE'S LOVE LIFE.
406
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,908
WELL,
MAYBE I WOULD
407
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,411
IF I HAD
ONE OF MY OWN.
408
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,913
ALL RIGHT.
409
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,416
IF THAT'S
WHAT IT TAKES.
410
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,303
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
411
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,339
YEAH?
412
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,840
IT'S ME.
413
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,348
COME ON, JACKIE,
LET ME IN.
414
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,850
I GOT TO
TALK TO YOU.
415
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,855
WHAT'S GOING ON?
416
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,024
NOTHING.
I'M JUST SITTING AROUND.
417
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,593
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, JACKIE.
418
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,095
WHAT IS GOING ON?
I MEAN...
419
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,097
YOU SAY IT'S OK FOR ME
TO COME OVER,
420
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,598
THEN YOU CALL ME BACK
AND TELL ME NO,
421
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,600
NO, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
COME OVER.
422
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,602
AND THEN YOU SAY,
"NO, REALLY,
423
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:17,603
IT'S OK,
COME ON OVER."
424
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,938
I THINK YOU OWE ME
BETTER THAN THAT.
425
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,639
I OWE YOU?
426
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,475
WELL, YEAH,
YOU OWE ME.
427
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,477
OK, LOOK,
YOU GOT A PROBLEM
428
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:26,978
WITH
THIS RELATIONSHIP,
429
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:27,980
YEAH, I THINK
AT LEAST
430
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,982
YOU OWE ME THE COURTESY
OF TELLING ME,
431
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,050
FACE TO FACE.
YOU KNOW, JUST SAY,
432
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,118
"LOOK, GARY, EVEN THOUGH
YOU'RE THE GREATEST GUY
433
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,619
"I EVER MET,
AND EVEN THOUGH
434
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,587
"THIS IS THE BEST
RELATIONSHIP
435
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,088
"AND THE BEST SEX
I'VE EVER HAD,
436
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,091
"FOR SOME UNFORESEEN,
RIDICULOUS REASON,
437
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,525
I WANT TO
BREAK IT OFF."
438
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:43,095
SO, THEN, YOU THINK
WHATEVER REASON I MIGHT HAVE
439
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,763
IS JUST RIDICULOUS?
440
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,164
AMAZING.
441
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,734
OF EVERYTHING
THAT I JUST SAID,
442
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,737
THAT'S THE ONE THING
YOU FOCUS ON?
443
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,738
YOU COULDN'T HAVE
COME BACK TO ME WITH,
444
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,739
"GEE, GARY,
YOU REALLY THINK
445
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,240
IT'S THE BEST
RELATIONSHIP?"
446
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,541
OR, "GEE, YOU REALLY THINK
IT'S THE BEST SEX?"
447
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,609
NO. BECAUSE
JUST YOU IMPLIED
448
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,110
THAT ANY REASON
I MIGHT HAVE
449
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,445
IS GONNA BE RIDICULOUS,
ANYWAY.
450
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,881
JACKIE, WHAT ARE WE
TALKING ABOUT HERE?
451
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:06,584
LOOK, YOU GOT SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME,
452
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,587
I DON'T THINK
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
453
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,089
I WANT TO HEAR IT.
454
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,591
ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY,
I WANT TO HEAR.
455
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,592
YOU KNOW,
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
456
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,593
I'D LIKE TO HEAR
YOU SAY SOMETHING
457
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,595
FOR A CHANGE.
458
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,096
WHY DO I HAVE TO
DECIDE EVERYTHING
459
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,933
ALL THE TIME?
YOU KNOW?
460
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,267
THIS IS
OUR RELATIONSHIP,
461
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,768
IT'S NOT
MY RELATIONSHIP.
462
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,270
IT'S
OUR RELATIONSHIP.
463
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,239
HELP ME FLY
THE DAMN PLANE.
464
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,742
SEE, I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
IF WE SLEPT TOGETHER.
465
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,076
WHAT?
466
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,144
ALL THIS...
467
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,146
ALL THIS
COMPLICATED...
468
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,647
AND ALL
THE CONVERSATIONS
469
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,548
AND ALL THIS ARGUING.
470
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:38,616
JACKIE, THIS
ISN'T COMPLICATED.
471
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,618
THIS IS VERY SIMPLE.
472
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,119
I'M IN LOVE
WITH YOU,
473
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,121
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
474
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,122
YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE ME. WHY?
475
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,056
WHAT DID I DO?
476
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,463
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME?
477
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,091
[KNOCKING]
478
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,092
HELLO?
479
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,660
JUST A MINUTE.
480
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,862
JUST GIVE ME ONE SEC.
481
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,930
DID YOU
TALK TO GARY?
482
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,433
YEAH. YEAH.
HANG ON A SEC.
483
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,935
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
IN HERE.
484
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,938
YOU DIDN'T CALL ME
485
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,439
AFTER HE LEFT
LAST NIGHT.
486
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,441
I'M ASSUMING
HE CAME OVER,
487
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,443
KNOWING
YOU'RE SUCH A WIMP.
488
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,610
YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T
TELL HIM WHAT
489
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,113
YOU SAID WERE GOING
TO SAY.
490
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,617
I'M NOT A WIMP,
ROSEANNE.
491
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,619
DO YOU HAVE
ANY COFFEE?
492
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,120
NO.
493
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,857
SO, DID YOU
TALK TO HIM?
494
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,926
YEAH, I TALKED
TO HIM. OK?
495
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,996
HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT WAS UPSET LAST NIGHT.
496
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,397
HEY, YOU GOT COFFEE.
497
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,966
YOU'RE SITTING THERE,
498
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,467
"OH, HI. I JUST WANT
TO BE BY MYSELF.
499
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,635
"I DON'T WANT GARY
TO COME OVER."
500
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,704
SO, DID YOU END UP
TALKING TO HIM,
501
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,008
OR DID YOU LET HIM COME OVER
AND THEN TALK TO HIM?
502
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,910
YOU KNOW, ROSEANNE,
YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH.
503
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,550
I GUESS I DO.
504
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,484
YEAH.
505
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:22,520
YEAH, YOU DO.
THANKS A LOT.
506
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,590
WELL, NO NEED
TO THANK ME.
507
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,996
GOOD-BYE, ROSEANNE.
508
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,565
GARY, COULD YOU
EXCUSE US
509
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,567
FOR A COUPLE MINUTES?
510
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,135
I'D LIKE TO
TALK TO JACKIE.
511
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,769
GARY, JUST STAY RIGHT
WHERE YOU ARE.
512
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:39,837
GARY, COULD YOU JUST, LIKE,
GO IN THE BATHROOM
513
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,841
FOR A MINUTE?
514
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,342
UM, I'LL--I'LL JUST...
515
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,845
UM.
516
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:53,351
YEAH, I'LL BE IN HERE.
517
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,057
NICE BUTT.
518
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:06,965
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW
HE WAS IN THE BATHROOM.
519
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,032
YES, YOU DID.
520
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,100
NO, I DIDN'T.
521
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,602
WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD
IT MAKE, ANYWAY?
522
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,570
I MEAN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
SAID NOTHING TO HIM--
523
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,874
IF YOU HADN'T OPENED
YOUR BIG MOUTH.
524
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,877
YEAH, BECAUSE I KNOW
HOW MUCH
525
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:19,811
YOU REALLY
LIKE THIS GUY.
526
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,279
SHUT UP.
527
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,281
SHUT UP.
528
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,782
YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM
THAT, EITHER?
529
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,284
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO?
530
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,786
I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP.
531
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:28,787
WELL, I DON'T NEED
YOUR HELP, OK?
532
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,288
I'M DOING OK
BY MYSELF,
533
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,290
BECAUSE
YOU KNOW WHY?
534
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,791
THAT MAN STANDING
IN MY BATHROOM
535
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,359
RIGHT NOW LOVES ME.
536
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,427
NO, HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
HE LOVES PERFECT WOMAN.
537
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,663
THE WOMAN
WITH NO OPINIONS.
538
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,232
WELL, PERFECT WOMAN
JUST HAPPENS TO BE
539
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,233
IN THIS BODY
RIGHT NOW.
540
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,434
AND WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE I CAN ACTUALLY
541
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:45,003
BECOME PERFECT WOMAN.
542
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,004
I'VE BEEN PULLING IT
OFF FOR FOUR WEEKS,
543
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:48,206
SO WHAT THE HELL?
544
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:49,273
IT'S WORKING OUT
PRETTY NICE.
545
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:50,275
HE LOVES ME,
ROSEANNE.
546
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,776
WHY WOULD I WANT TO
MESS THAT UP?
547
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,278
OR, NO. WHY WOULD
YOU WANT ME
548
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:54,746
TO MESS THAT UP?
549
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:56,814
I DON'T,
BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN YOU.
550
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,517
YOU'RE LOSING YOURSELF
IN THIS GUY.
551
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,086
HE LOVES ME,
ROSEANNE.
552
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,054
I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE
TO YOU ANYMORE.
553
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,991
HEY, I'LL--I'LL
CALL YOU, OK?
554
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:10,495
HERE.
555
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,496
OH.
556
00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:19,671
I WANT YOU
OUT OF HERE.
557
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,408
YOU'RE GOING TO KICK ME
OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT?
558
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:25,476
YEAH, I'M GOING
TO KICK YOU OUT
559
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:26,478
OF MY APARTMENT.
AND I WANT YOU TO
560
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,079
BUTT OUT OF MY LIFE.
561
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,047
COME ON, JACKIE.
562
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:29,614
GOOD-BYE.
563
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,121
I'M SORRY.
564
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,128
GOOD-BYE.
565
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,871
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
566
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,874
[EASY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
567
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,377
[WOMAN SCATTING]
568
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:12,891
♪ THERE'S A SOMEBODY
I'M LONGIN' TO SEE ♪
569
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:16,394
♪ I HOPE THAT HE ♪
570
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,898
♪ TURNS OUT TO BE ♪
571
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:24,836
♪ SOMEONE WHO'LL WATCH ♪
572
00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:30,408
♪ OVER ME-E-E ♪
573
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,913
♪ SOMEONE WHO'LL WATCH ♪
574
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:41,185
♪ OVER ME ♪
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