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Didn't I? 13 00:01:38,387 --> 00:01:40,128 Well, I think I would've remembered. 14 00:01:41,557 --> 00:01:44,128 Okay, how old? 15 00:01:46,094 --> 00:01:47,095 Forty-six. 16 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:50,300 Forty-six? 17 00:01:50,432 --> 00:01:52,241 That's not... That's not old. 18 00:01:54,303 --> 00:01:56,749 Okay. What are we gonna do? 19 00:01:57,072 --> 00:01:58,574 Shooters at The Cove, baby. 20 00:01:58,874 --> 00:02:03,987 My buddy hooked up with a waitress, so if we take him, we drink for free. 21 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:09,291 Okay. 22 00:02:19,494 --> 00:02:20,495 Senna? 23 00:02:22,698 --> 00:02:26,237 - Senna? - Yeah. Hi. 24 00:02:26,368 --> 00:02:27,813 Theo, you better hit the road. 25 00:02:29,705 --> 00:02:31,026 Can we hang out again? 26 00:02:31,106 --> 00:02:33,450 Oh. Yeah. 27 00:02:35,077 --> 00:02:36,078 Hi, how's it going? 28 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,387 So my band's playing at The Whiskey on Saturday. 29 00:02:40,482 --> 00:02:42,928 Wow, that's so great. 30 00:02:46,622 --> 00:02:48,568 He wanted to spend my birthday with me. 31 00:02:49,124 --> 00:02:51,547 The nerve. That is a relationship killer, for sure. 32 00:02:51,627 --> 00:02:53,916 - He's not a relationship. - Oh. Okay. 33 00:02:53,996 --> 00:02:54,997 He's a hookup. 34 00:02:56,598 --> 00:02:59,602 And anyway, I have plans with you on my birthday. 35 00:02:59,968 --> 00:03:01,777 Movies and a tattoo, right? 36 00:03:02,904 --> 00:03:05,227 - Who are you calling? - My friend from Boston. 37 00:03:05,307 --> 00:03:06,562 The one I told you about. 38 00:03:06,642 --> 00:03:11,500 Recently separated, just moved to LA, very handsome. 39 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:12,581 No setups. 40 00:03:13,081 --> 00:03:15,721 Oh, my God! 41 00:03:16,685 --> 00:03:18,961 You're engaged. Why didn't you tell me? 42 00:03:20,389 --> 00:03:22,644 You're afraid you can't be happy in front of me. 43 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:25,295 No, I just... It wasn't a big deal. I mean... 44 00:03:25,394 --> 00:03:27,049 - Come on! - Plus, it's your birthday. 45 00:03:27,129 --> 00:03:28,335 I was gonna wait until... 46 00:03:29,665 --> 00:03:31,620 You're right. It kind of makes you wanna scream, doesn't it? 47 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:33,101 Yeah. 48 00:03:37,406 --> 00:03:39,784 That felt good. Oh, my gosh. 49 00:03:44,146 --> 00:03:46,268 - He did good. - He did, right? 50 00:03:46,348 --> 00:03:48,021 - You wanna try it on? - No! 51 00:03:49,251 --> 00:03:52,858 Why? Are you afraid you're gonna want one? 52 00:03:53,088 --> 00:03:54,624 Try it on. Try it on. Try it on. 53 00:03:56,992 --> 00:03:59,734 Look. It doesn't fit. How metaphorical. 54 00:04:01,396 --> 00:04:03,740 What are you gonna do now, buy a toaster? 55 00:04:04,299 --> 00:04:06,822 Get towels with your name on them? Move to the Valley? 56 00:04:06,902 --> 00:04:09,405 I'm gonna meet his parents. They're flying in Friday. 57 00:04:09,705 --> 00:04:11,708 We're having dinner at the Highland Tower. 58 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,841 Fancy. 59 00:04:13,575 --> 00:04:16,579 Look, why don't you come to work with me, and I'll suit you up. 60 00:04:16,945 --> 00:04:18,390 You should get a dog. 61 00:04:19,348 --> 00:04:21,003 Really? And why should I get a dog? 62 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:23,038 Because a dog will help you quit smoking. 63 00:04:23,118 --> 00:04:27,089 You smoke because you're either lonely or unsatisfied in your life. 64 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:30,929 I smoke because people are annoying. 65 00:04:31,493 --> 00:04:32,494 Unsatisfied then. 66 00:04:34,496 --> 00:04:35,839 And a dog would help me how? 67 00:04:36,398 --> 00:04:39,846 It's not. It was for the loneliness. Your thing is way worse. 68 00:04:44,673 --> 00:04:48,712 Whether you wade through hazardous waste or just want to look like you do, 69 00:04:49,978 --> 00:04:52,857 Nicoletta Fumagalli has the boot for you. 70 00:04:53,148 --> 00:04:54,149 Orange! 71 00:04:55,117 --> 00:04:59,122 It's so vibrant and holy 72 00:05:00,355 --> 00:05:01,343 and preppy and... 73 00:05:01,423 --> 00:05:03,335 Oh, you look like a lemon. 74 00:05:04,426 --> 00:05:08,417 I love orange. You can color-block it like Rothko... 75 00:05:08,497 --> 00:05:10,204 The dinner's not in Florida. 76 00:05:11,133 --> 00:05:12,134 Oh. No. 77 00:05:13,368 --> 00:05:15,245 Yeah, there you go. 78 00:05:15,437 --> 00:05:17,917 - Really? - Come on, where's the trust? 79 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:19,979 Okay, okay. 80 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:24,683 Those boots are an inspiration. I'll take 'em. 81 00:05:25,113 --> 00:05:26,114 You're the buyer. 82 00:05:27,115 --> 00:05:29,027 No. Senna, no. 83 00:05:29,317 --> 00:05:32,093 Yes. Yes, Darla, yes. 84 00:05:32,287 --> 00:05:34,062 - Pins. - Sure. 85 00:05:35,891 --> 00:05:37,495 - Let's see. - Here, babe. 86 00:05:38,093 --> 00:05:42,405 Right. I think we just pull this in. 87 00:05:42,531 --> 00:05:44,686 When are you gonna design your own line of evening wear? 88 00:05:44,766 --> 00:05:50,080 You know, when I get a pony and gold medal at the Olympics for skateboarding. 89 00:05:50,472 --> 00:05:53,995 You can pretend you're happy hawking other people's crappy designs, 90 00:05:54,075 --> 00:05:57,352 but your stoner lifestyle suggests otherwise. 91 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:01,659 So let's keep this in the A-line shape. 92 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:04,496 You're the Picasso of design. Look. 93 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:10,063 Yeah, well, Picasso didn't have two decades of credit card debt to pay off. 94 00:06:16,364 --> 00:06:18,207 - Senna. - Mommy. 95 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:19,642 My baby. 96 00:06:20,635 --> 00:06:23,081 My beautiful birthday girl. 97 00:06:23,638 --> 00:06:25,083 Just look at you. 98 00:06:25,407 --> 00:06:28,786 - Jack, I'd like another green tea, please. - Absolutely. 99 00:06:30,345 --> 00:06:32,086 Jack asked me how old you are. 100 00:06:32,314 --> 00:06:35,420 - People do that on your birthday, Mom. - When you're five. 101 00:06:37,252 --> 00:06:38,424 Happy birthday, baby. 102 00:06:48,663 --> 00:06:49,664 Open it. 103 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,377 Oh, Mom. 104 00:06:53,101 --> 00:06:55,707 Your father gave that to me on our wedding day. 105 00:06:55,971 --> 00:07:00,352 It brought me 10 years of the best love any woman could ever want. 106 00:07:01,142 --> 00:07:03,816 Kind of hoping it'll bring you luck in that department. 107 00:07:05,514 --> 00:07:06,515 Put it on. 108 00:07:08,149 --> 00:07:09,184 Want me to help you? 109 00:07:09,684 --> 00:07:10,685 Got it. 110 00:07:11,453 --> 00:07:13,763 There. It's beautiful on you. 111 00:07:15,257 --> 00:07:17,863 Um, Darla told me that you're dating a fetus. 112 00:07:18,293 --> 00:07:21,035 - You talked to Darla? - So it's true. 113 00:07:21,329 --> 00:07:23,571 Yes, Mom, I'm dating a fetus. 114 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:27,469 It's kind of hard for us to get serious with his mom always tagging along. 115 00:07:27,903 --> 00:07:31,510 - Let me tell you something about men. - Oh, please do. 116 00:07:32,207 --> 00:07:36,519 Men don't fall in love with women who don't take themselves seriously. 117 00:07:37,078 --> 00:07:41,652 They'll have sex with them, but then they'll have sex with just about anybody. 118 00:07:42,551 --> 00:07:47,330 But when it comes to love, they want a woman who's got her act together. 119 00:07:50,025 --> 00:07:56,636 I'm trying to acknowledge that without sarcasm, but it's hard. 120 00:07:56,765 --> 00:08:00,304 Don't eat the bread. If you're hungry, we'll order. 121 00:08:00,869 --> 00:08:03,577 By the way, just asking. 122 00:08:04,339 --> 00:08:06,928 What image do you think you project 123 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,511 when you wear a top that you can see through? 124 00:08:10,245 --> 00:08:13,249 - It's Christian Dior, Mom. - I don't care who it is. 125 00:08:14,115 --> 00:08:16,527 Showing your nipples doesn't make you look chic. 126 00:08:16,718 --> 00:08:18,755 It just makes you look like a tart. 127 00:08:36,838 --> 00:08:38,078 Senna, come in. 128 00:08:41,509 --> 00:08:43,648 I have just one question. 129 00:08:44,946 --> 00:08:48,003 Are you kidding me? Do you know who my customers are? 130 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:50,839 Have you seen them? Have you noticed what they're wearing? 131 00:08:50,919 --> 00:08:53,399 - Yes. The boot... - Is orange! 132 00:08:53,822 --> 00:08:55,911 - Well, I thought... - I know what you thought. 133 00:08:55,991 --> 00:08:59,063 That it would be fun and unique and daring. 134 00:08:59,361 --> 00:09:00,704 My customers are not daring! 135 00:09:00,829 --> 00:09:02,951 And it's not your job to reinvent them. 136 00:09:03,031 --> 00:09:05,409 It's your job to buy what they want to wear. 137 00:09:07,302 --> 00:09:09,491 I can't keep having this conversation with you. 138 00:09:09,571 --> 00:09:11,676 I'm sorry, but we're done. 139 00:09:12,707 --> 00:09:15,882 - What do you mean? - I mean you're fired. 140 00:09:22,984 --> 00:09:25,974 - You said we were staying in. - I just ordered a ton of takeout, 141 00:09:26,054 --> 00:09:27,576 and I need help carrying it out. 142 00:09:27,656 --> 00:09:30,679 - It's really good. - Surprise! 143 00:09:30,759 --> 00:09:31,760 Happy birthday! 144 00:09:32,861 --> 00:09:37,867 Happy birthday, dear Senna 145 00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:44,406 Happy birthday to you 146 00:09:44,739 --> 00:09:46,946 - Make a wish. - Don't waste it. 147 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:53,281 Come on! 148 00:10:01,056 --> 00:10:03,712 - Senna! - Lars. 149 00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:06,773 I got you something. It's on the house. 150 00:10:06,928 --> 00:10:09,135 Happy, happy birthday. 151 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,634 Okay. 152 00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:14,002 Up-up-up. 153 00:10:14,202 --> 00:10:16,773 - Gonna need to see some ID. - Oh, you. 154 00:10:16,971 --> 00:10:17,972 Mmm. 155 00:10:18,173 --> 00:10:20,595 - Sore subject? - Little bit. 156 00:10:20,675 --> 00:10:23,698 Mmm. How about you, bud? Can I get you something? 157 00:10:23,778 --> 00:10:27,726 Um... A frozen strawberry daiquiri, please. 158 00:10:29,451 --> 00:10:31,522 - Seriously? - Seriously. 159 00:10:34,089 --> 00:10:36,968 It's the palm trees. They make me feel like I'm on vacation. 160 00:10:38,059 --> 00:10:41,598 - Where are you from? - Boston. Yeah. 161 00:10:42,263 --> 00:10:46,487 I moved out here a week ago. I'm hoping to get discovered. 162 00:10:47,767 --> 00:10:50,213 Really? Actor or rock star? 163 00:10:51,106 --> 00:10:52,107 Rock star, obviously. 164 00:10:53,308 --> 00:10:56,221 - So what do you play? - Nothing yet. 165 00:10:56,978 --> 00:11:00,323 It's really more of a backup plan in case my day job doesn't work out. 166 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:04,095 - What do you do? - I'm a lawyer. 167 00:11:04,252 --> 00:11:05,253 Oh. 168 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:08,299 My firm has offices out here. They offered to relocate me, 169 00:11:09,624 --> 00:11:12,380 and I didn't want to turn down a free trip to California. 170 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:17,535 Well, when the inner rock star beckons, better listen. 171 00:11:17,632 --> 00:11:19,771 You know what? That is so true. 172 00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:23,540 And my inner rock star is extremely temperamental. 173 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:28,085 One frozen strawberry daiquiri, extra umbrella for you. 174 00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:29,951 Wow, thank you. 175 00:11:30,645 --> 00:11:32,147 So where are you squatting? 176 00:11:33,281 --> 00:11:34,282 Santa Monica. 177 00:11:34,916 --> 00:11:37,672 That is a long way to come for a daiquiri. 178 00:11:37,752 --> 00:11:41,700 It was. I'm supposed to meet someone I knew from Boston, a woman I worked with. 179 00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:44,736 She's having a birthday party for a friend of hers. 180 00:11:45,026 --> 00:11:48,283 Sei... Set... Sierra? Sierra or Henna. 181 00:11:48,363 --> 00:11:51,742 Some hippie, crunchy name you only hear in California. 182 00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:54,711 I'm actually kind of relieved I missed the party. 183 00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:58,544 Really? And why is that? 184 00:11:58,807 --> 00:12:00,695 - My friend Darla... - Mmm-hmm. 185 00:12:00,775 --> 00:12:02,687 She kind of fancies herself as a matchmaker. 186 00:12:03,478 --> 00:12:05,967 - Does she? Uh-huh. - Mmm-hmm. 187 00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:08,618 - And I hate to be set up. - You do? 188 00:12:08,817 --> 00:12:10,972 Don't you? It's awful. 189 00:12:11,052 --> 00:12:12,759 So why'd you do it? 190 00:12:13,688 --> 00:12:14,689 She begged. 191 00:12:16,491 --> 00:12:19,267 - She begged? - She kind of did. 192 00:12:19,427 --> 00:12:21,407 She begged! 193 00:12:22,897 --> 00:12:23,898 Oh. 194 00:12:24,499 --> 00:12:25,842 - Yeah. - Yeah. 195 00:12:26,634 --> 00:12:27,989 - Her friend... - Uh-huh. 196 00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:29,946 Kind of sounds like a train wreck. 197 00:12:30,939 --> 00:12:33,328 Yeah, she went to art school for a couple of years. 198 00:12:33,408 --> 00:12:36,321 That obviously didn't work out, and now she's working some... 199 00:12:36,945 --> 00:12:39,585 I don't know. Some kind of, like, nowhere job in retail. 200 00:12:40,849 --> 00:12:45,161 She just sounds really unhappy, like she's floundering around, so... 201 00:12:45,687 --> 00:12:49,635 So you don't really want to get set up. You wanted a hookup. 202 00:12:51,359 --> 00:12:52,580 Yeah! You met her! Look at you! 203 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,449 You're here! I looked all over for you. 204 00:12:54,529 --> 00:12:57,510 Oh, well, I am very small. You have to look hard. 205 00:12:58,499 --> 00:13:00,502 I see that you've met Senna. 206 00:13:01,636 --> 00:13:05,015 - Not officially. - Okay, well, let me do the honors. 207 00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:07,209 - Adam, this is Senna. - Hi, Senna. 208 00:13:07,508 --> 00:13:09,030 Senna, this is Adam from Boston. 209 00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:11,466 We worked together briefly during my confused period. 210 00:13:11,546 --> 00:13:15,653 He is a lawyer, but he has many other attractive qualities. 211 00:13:16,818 --> 00:13:21,324 It was four years at FIDM and a masters at Parsons, 212 00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:25,246 but I did get fired today from that nowhere job, 213 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:29,001 so I am officially an unemployed hippie hookup. 214 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:32,387 - I am so sorry. I had no idea. - Wait. What? You're not a hippie. 215 00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:35,312 - You know what? I'm gonna go. - Wait, what did I miss? 216 00:13:35,436 --> 00:13:36,891 I got these, okay? 217 00:13:36,971 --> 00:13:38,143 What did you talk about? 218 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,828 Keep the change. 219 00:13:39,908 --> 00:13:42,320 - Adam! - I'll call you, okay? 220 00:13:43,144 --> 00:13:44,933 What? What just happened? 221 00:13:45,013 --> 00:13:47,391 - I just said no setups. - Okay, I'm sorry. 222 00:13:47,815 --> 00:13:49,317 Did you just say you got fired? 223 00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:51,695 Oh, God. Today? 224 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,324 Oh, no. I'm sorry. But you know what? 225 00:13:55,757 --> 00:14:00,114 That's good because now you can start your career as a designer. 226 00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:03,017 Yeah, people just wake up and say, 227 00:14:03,097 --> 00:14:05,453 "You know what? I'm gonna start a new career today 228 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:11,292 "because I have startup capital and distribution and marketing..." 229 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,761 Blah-blah-blah-blah. Negativity! 230 00:14:13,841 --> 00:14:16,253 You know what you are? You're a raisin in the sun. 231 00:14:16,511 --> 00:14:19,890 - I'm a raisin? - You are a talented, terrified raisin 232 00:14:20,048 --> 00:14:23,962 festering in your own self-doubt. But I believe in you. 233 00:14:24,118 --> 00:14:26,274 I've always believed in you. I believe in you. 234 00:14:26,354 --> 00:14:31,429 I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe 235 00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:33,432 I believe in you 236 00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:35,483 Senna, I believe in you 237 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:37,886 Everybody, I believe in you 238 00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:40,021 Lars, I believe in you 239 00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:41,089 Come on! 240 00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:42,156 I believe in you 241 00:14:42,236 --> 00:14:43,758 I don't see hands I believe in... 242 00:14:43,838 --> 00:14:45,260 Okay, okay, it's a serious moment. 243 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,582 I'm kidding. I'll get my purse! Just wait! 244 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:03,424 Senna. 245 00:15:04,692 --> 00:15:07,468 Forgive me. Darla didn't beg. 246 00:15:08,696 --> 00:15:09,731 I wanted to come. 247 00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:13,344 When I walked in and I didn't see her, I felt like an idiot. 248 00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:14,877 I was on my way out. 249 00:15:16,304 --> 00:15:18,477 Then I saw you sitting at the bar by yourself. 250 00:15:20,408 --> 00:15:23,164 I just... I didn't want you to think I was the kind of guy who needed a setup. 251 00:15:23,244 --> 00:15:25,247 It was stupid. I'm so sorry. 252 00:15:28,349 --> 00:15:29,350 It's cool. 253 00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:34,963 Happy birthday. 254 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,091 Thanks. 255 00:15:46,034 --> 00:15:49,379 What did I wish for? You know I can't tell you that. 256 00:15:49,937 --> 00:15:54,113 No, not a man or my name up in lights 257 00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:57,620 or bring back people from the dead 258 00:15:58,446 --> 00:16:02,019 or a pile of money on my doorstep, though that would be nice. 259 00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:05,921 No, truth is, I'm good right where I am. 260 00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:10,645 I mean, little things would be nice, like a flawless complexion, 261 00:16:10,725 --> 00:16:15,197 or my mother stopped making me feel like I'm a disappointment to her. 262 00:16:17,165 --> 00:16:19,941 But I didn't waste my wish on those things. 263 00:16:31,112 --> 00:16:32,113 Hello? 264 00:16:34,315 --> 00:16:35,316 Yeah. 265 00:16:37,351 --> 00:16:39,831 Of course you're the first to call, Mom. 266 00:16:40,455 --> 00:16:42,401 It's the middle of the night. 267 00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:47,228 Thanks, Mom. 268 00:16:48,763 --> 00:16:49,764 I love you, too. 269 00:16:57,672 --> 00:17:00,209 - What's up? - Sorry. 270 00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:04,750 I got some pancakes over here. 271 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:06,456 Want some coffee? 272 00:17:08,316 --> 00:17:10,387 I forgot she was staying with you. 273 00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:21,035 - That's a good one. Yeah. - Oh, wow. 274 00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:25,533 - Oh, I love this one. - You can't have that. I need to sell that. 275 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,656 You don't want me to live here forever, do you? 276 00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:29,737 No. Good point. 277 00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:35,396 - Bonjour, bonjour! - Oh, no. No, no, no. 278 00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:36,853 Yes, yes, yes! 279 00:17:37,712 --> 00:17:38,884 You're gonna love these. 280 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,302 I already love the 14 you already brought me. 281 00:17:41,382 --> 00:17:44,989 Yes, but you said they weren't selling, so I made some more. 282 00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:48,664 Look at this. 283 00:17:52,193 --> 00:17:54,833 - Jean-Michel! - Dede! 284 00:17:54,996 --> 00:17:55,997 I have five minutes. 285 00:17:58,366 --> 00:18:00,121 - Show me something I have to have. - This is kismet. 286 00:18:00,201 --> 00:18:03,011 Dede Zeller, meet Senna Berges. 287 00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:06,360 If she likes you, the world likes you. 288 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,182 - Congratulations on your new store. - Stores. 289 00:18:09,644 --> 00:18:10,645 Stores! 290 00:18:11,412 --> 00:18:12,413 Mmm. 291 00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:16,037 - Are these yours? - Yes. They're prototypes. 292 00:18:16,117 --> 00:18:20,156 I have 21 that I've made so far. 293 00:18:20,688 --> 00:18:23,863 - Who's carrying them? - Well, no one yet. 294 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,380 - So you're in production? - Well, no. 295 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,717 I mean, I didn't know which ones would catch on, so I just made them, 296 00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:32,744 and I thought I'd make more when we see how they go. 297 00:18:34,769 --> 00:18:37,658 But, you know, I could design exclusively for you 298 00:18:37,738 --> 00:18:42,330 for a little while or for a long while, if you like. 299 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:44,287 - I need to see those coats. - Sure. 300 00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:46,514 Here. 301 00:18:49,217 --> 00:18:50,821 Have you sold any of your purses? 302 00:18:52,185 --> 00:18:55,743 Well, I had a meeting with Dede Zeller this morning. 303 00:18:55,823 --> 00:18:58,736 - And? - She seemed interested. 304 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,183 Well, you have to stay on it. Be aggressive. 305 00:19:02,263 --> 00:19:03,435 I'm on it, Mom. 306 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:08,669 Oh. 307 00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:11,674 You got me a place setting. 308 00:19:11,906 --> 00:19:15,354 Well, I believe every woman should have a set of fine china. 309 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:19,901 Since it doesn't look like you're ever gonna get married, I thought I'd better start now. 310 00:19:19,981 --> 00:19:22,689 In 11 years, you'll have a complete set. 311 00:19:23,484 --> 00:19:25,225 Do you like that pattern? I love it. 312 00:19:26,787 --> 00:19:27,788 Are you sure? 313 00:19:31,158 --> 00:19:34,448 You know, we're gonna have to talk about what you're gonna do 314 00:19:34,528 --> 00:19:36,405 once Darla gets married. 315 00:19:36,897 --> 00:19:40,572 I mean, she's not gonna be able to keep a second apartment for you, you know. 316 00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:43,591 - I'll figure it out, Mom. - Now, don't be a martyr. 317 00:19:43,671 --> 00:19:46,277 You know I've got plenty of extra room. 318 00:19:54,115 --> 00:19:56,322 Senna, what a surprise. 319 00:19:57,652 --> 00:19:59,825 - Is that one of yours? - It is. 320 00:20:00,087 --> 00:20:03,865 Wow. It's gorgeous. I knew you had it in you. 321 00:20:03,991 --> 00:20:05,813 It's not for Elodie, of course. 322 00:20:05,893 --> 00:20:08,049 You know what? You should talk to Dede Zeller. 323 00:20:08,129 --> 00:20:11,770 - She could really put you on the map. - She is on my list. 324 00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:15,904 She likes edgy, off-kilter stuff in weird colors. 325 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:20,294 Well, in the meantime, just while I'm getting this all going... 326 00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:22,396 It's taking a little longer than I thought, 327 00:20:22,476 --> 00:20:27,468 so, you know, I'm gonna need a part-time job as a sales person, 328 00:20:27,548 --> 00:20:28,822 and I was just thinking... 329 00:20:30,217 --> 00:20:33,756 What, here? No, you don't want a job here. 330 00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,959 You finally found your calling. Absolutely not. 331 00:20:44,632 --> 00:20:45,633 Shit. 332 00:21:08,022 --> 00:21:10,378 There she is, the guest of honor! Happy birthday! 333 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:14,372 Do you have any reflections on the past, projections for the future? 334 00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:16,368 - What are you looking at? - Nothing. 335 00:21:17,732 --> 00:21:20,679 - Hey. Place looks great. - Hey. Thanks. 336 00:21:21,836 --> 00:21:24,392 - This is Bianca. Bianca, Darla. - Very nice to meet... 337 00:21:24,472 --> 00:21:27,715 Oh, nice to meet you. Is she your colleague? 338 00:21:27,842 --> 00:21:30,049 Dance partners. We met at El Floridita. 339 00:21:30,745 --> 00:21:33,817 - Oh. You're teaching him how to dance. - Oh, he's teaching me. 340 00:21:34,749 --> 00:21:36,228 Oh, look, right now. 341 00:21:37,218 --> 00:21:38,219 Okay. 342 00:21:40,721 --> 00:21:43,759 Save it for the party, you guys. Oh, my. 343 00:21:50,030 --> 00:21:51,886 - She's going to the bathroom. - Whatever. 344 00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:55,470 - You remember my friend Senna, right? - Oh. She left her drink. 345 00:21:56,003 --> 00:21:59,382 Oh. Okay, here, Adam. She's on the poofy chair. 346 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,683 Give it to her and say happy birthday. 347 00:22:02,743 --> 00:22:04,518 Hey, man. What's up, buddy? 348 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:11,694 - Special order from Steve. - Oh, thank you. 349 00:22:11,919 --> 00:22:14,729 - Adam. - I remember you. The rock star. 350 00:22:14,922 --> 00:22:16,595 - Right. - Get discovered yet? 351 00:22:17,024 --> 00:22:19,231 Sadly, I don't think it's gonna happen for me. 352 00:22:19,393 --> 00:22:21,515 Well, not with that attitude. 353 00:22:21,595 --> 00:22:24,485 - The truth is, I'm tone-deaf. - Oh, say it isn't so. 354 00:22:24,565 --> 00:22:28,206 Yeah, when I was in second grade, my music teacher, Mr. Ponte, 355 00:22:28,702 --> 00:22:31,859 told me that some people are meant to just mouth the words. 356 00:22:31,939 --> 00:22:35,045 - Ponte told you to lip-sync? - He did. 357 00:22:35,309 --> 00:22:37,619 When I told my mom about it, she went ballistic. 358 00:22:38,312 --> 00:22:40,451 And the strange thing, Mr. Ponte disappeared. 359 00:22:40,648 --> 00:22:43,322 - What a coincidence. - That's what she told the police. 360 00:22:44,151 --> 00:22:45,858 - Crafty. - She's crafty. 361 00:22:47,354 --> 00:22:49,630 - So you going to the wedding? - Maid of honor. 362 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:53,099 - I wanted to be maid of honor. - Hope you didn't tell your mother. 363 00:22:53,394 --> 00:22:54,395 Lucky for you. 364 00:22:57,198 --> 00:23:00,087 So your date's pretty. Is she worthy of a relationship 365 00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:02,044 or just hookup material like me? 366 00:23:02,169 --> 00:23:04,877 Don't let anyone ever accuse you of holding on to things. 367 00:23:05,473 --> 00:23:08,648 - No judgment from me. - I'll settle down eventually. 368 00:23:09,743 --> 00:23:11,699 I certainly don't want to grow old alone. 369 00:23:11,779 --> 00:23:15,056 - Eh. It's not so bad. - You are not old. 370 00:23:15,616 --> 00:23:17,289 I am not young. 371 00:23:19,653 --> 00:23:22,276 You got a little pull 372 00:23:22,356 --> 00:23:25,428 on your sweater right there, I think. Shit. 373 00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:29,016 - Here, forget it. - No, don't pull out. Pull in. 374 00:23:29,096 --> 00:23:31,552 - Pull in? - Yes, pull in from the... You know. 375 00:23:31,632 --> 00:23:33,305 - Poke it? - Yeah, no, you put it... 376 00:23:34,468 --> 00:23:37,057 You've just got to push it into the inside, 377 00:23:37,137 --> 00:23:39,708 and you've got to find the loose thread. 378 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,444 And kind of... Take the... 379 00:23:41,609 --> 00:23:45,216 Pull like the whole thing right down... 380 00:23:48,048 --> 00:23:49,049 Hey. 381 00:23:54,288 --> 00:23:58,134 Um... Masters of fashion. Parsons. 382 00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:02,298 Happy birthday to you 383 00:24:02,763 --> 00:24:06,438 Happy birthday to you 384 00:24:06,567 --> 00:24:10,845 Happy birthday, dear Senna 385 00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:14,995 Happy birthday to you 386 00:24:15,075 --> 00:24:16,076 Yay! 387 00:24:22,082 --> 00:24:24,722 Bianca, I could use your help in the kitchen. You mind? 388 00:24:27,021 --> 00:24:30,594 Okay, let's get this party started. Would you like a shot now? 389 00:24:30,724 --> 00:24:35,002 Oh, I would like one for me and one for you. 390 00:24:35,095 --> 00:24:37,439 - How could I turn that offer down? - All righty. 391 00:24:39,066 --> 00:24:41,603 - L'chaim! - L'chaim! 392 00:24:44,605 --> 00:24:45,726 Oh! 393 00:24:45,806 --> 00:24:50,152 Oh, shit! Oh, Steve. Yeah, I'm just... I'm... 394 00:24:51,378 --> 00:24:54,101 - You got it? - Stinky. I'm just gonna... 395 00:24:54,181 --> 00:24:55,703 - You all right? - Yeah. Fine. 396 00:24:55,783 --> 00:24:59,162 - You don't look it. - Oh, no. I'm good. You kidding me? 397 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,444 - I already know how to dance. - Look out for the... 398 00:25:03,524 --> 00:25:04,525 Whoa! 399 00:25:04,692 --> 00:25:06,814 - Okay, I got you. - If you wanted to dance... 400 00:25:06,894 --> 00:25:08,883 - You all right? - ...you just had to say so. 401 00:25:08,963 --> 00:25:11,118 Here, let me just give you a hand. 402 00:25:11,198 --> 00:25:13,354 Here, hold that. I'm just gonna get a T-shirt. 403 00:25:13,434 --> 00:25:14,421 Okay. 404 00:25:14,501 --> 00:25:17,958 And then I just want to lie down for a little sec 'cause I'm... 405 00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:20,041 - You sure you're all right? - You know... 406 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:22,653 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 407 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:25,353 - Oh, that's good. - Senna? 408 00:25:26,914 --> 00:25:27,915 You okay? 409 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,058 Happy birthday. 410 00:25:39,126 --> 00:25:43,336 My friend Charlene threw me a surprise party for my 40th birthday. 411 00:25:44,031 --> 00:25:48,302 She told my then husband to tell me he was taking me out for dinner just the two of us. 412 00:25:49,236 --> 00:25:51,773 The morning of, he tells me he'll pick me up at 8:00. 413 00:25:52,539 --> 00:25:55,729 At 8:30 he calls me from work, tells me he's stuck with a client, 414 00:25:55,809 --> 00:25:57,618 and can I meet him at the restaurant? 415 00:25:58,412 --> 00:26:00,449 I tell him, "I don't want to go by myself." 416 00:26:00,714 --> 00:26:03,470 He says, "You have to. Charlene's there with all your friends. 417 00:26:03,550 --> 00:26:05,154 "It's supposed to be a surprise." 418 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,329 So I go. 419 00:26:09,056 --> 00:26:10,729 My friends shout, "Surprise!" 420 00:26:11,659 --> 00:26:13,764 I burst out crying. 421 00:26:16,196 --> 00:26:18,519 He was supposed to pick up the cake on his way. 422 00:26:18,599 --> 00:26:21,910 He forgot, so we didn't have one. 423 00:26:25,272 --> 00:26:28,549 I let it ruin my whole birthday. 424 00:26:33,747 --> 00:26:35,556 I let it ruin my whole marriage. 425 00:26:37,151 --> 00:26:38,630 I don't even eat cake. 426 00:26:42,856 --> 00:26:43,857 What do I wish now? 427 00:26:47,628 --> 00:26:49,073 That I'd forgiven him. 428 00:27:03,243 --> 00:27:04,244 Hello? 429 00:27:07,247 --> 00:27:10,638 Thanks, Mom. Of course, you're the first. Yeah, yeah. 430 00:27:10,718 --> 00:27:13,494 I'll meet you there. Okay. Bye-bye. 431 00:27:19,026 --> 00:27:21,233 Wow! Hey. 432 00:27:22,129 --> 00:27:24,518 I can't believe you're doing this all by yourself. 433 00:27:24,598 --> 00:27:26,202 Well, believe it, baby. 434 00:27:26,533 --> 00:27:30,174 Here, drink this coffee. I will paint. Trade you. 435 00:27:30,471 --> 00:27:33,384 - That's you. This is me. - All right. All right. 436 00:27:33,907 --> 00:27:37,013 So you just dip it on one side. Kind of shake it. 437 00:27:38,245 --> 00:27:41,192 Uh... This looks like high-gloss acrylic. 438 00:27:41,548 --> 00:27:44,529 High-gloss acrylic is for bathrooms and indoor pools. 439 00:27:46,086 --> 00:27:48,623 - Oh, no! - We can take my car. 440 00:27:48,922 --> 00:27:50,401 Oh, that's all right. 441 00:27:51,391 --> 00:27:53,313 I was supposed to take this back first thing this morning. 442 00:27:53,393 --> 00:27:56,150 I took somebody else's order by accident. 443 00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:58,938 All right. And you return that. I'll go get the paint. 444 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:02,489 - Great. - Give me the key. Key to the store. 445 00:28:02,569 --> 00:28:06,278 Don't worry about it. Just... I never lock it. There's nothing to take. 446 00:28:07,407 --> 00:28:10,582 You already lost your keys. Oh, my God! 447 00:28:11,478 --> 00:28:15,756 Dude, record time. Record time. Okay, I'll see you. 448 00:28:28,629 --> 00:28:29,664 This is... 449 00:28:29,763 --> 00:28:32,334 This is everything, I think. 450 00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:35,370 Definitely. That's all of it. 451 00:28:37,271 --> 00:28:39,842 Oh, my God, that coat. 452 00:28:42,276 --> 00:28:44,188 It's just my mother's favorite color. 453 00:28:44,311 --> 00:28:47,850 I can sell it to you for $600. That's at cost. 454 00:28:51,819 --> 00:28:52,820 Sold. 455 00:28:53,187 --> 00:28:55,509 - Okay, listen, your order's over there. - Okay. 456 00:28:55,589 --> 00:28:58,045 It's $9,200. $9,800 with the coat. 457 00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:00,114 Okay. And you're gonna bill me in 90 days. 458 00:29:00,194 --> 00:29:02,649 Not unless you have a lot of credit from the factor. 459 00:29:02,729 --> 00:29:06,153 When I was with Elodie K, you let me defer for 90 days. 460 00:29:06,233 --> 00:29:10,375 Yes, but I've been in business with Elodie K for 15 years. 461 00:29:15,676 --> 00:29:18,054 I just... I don't have the credit. 462 00:29:19,213 --> 00:29:21,435 If you don't give them to me, I can't open my store. 463 00:29:21,515 --> 00:29:24,394 Nobody else is gonna do this, either. It's not just me. 464 00:29:24,551 --> 00:29:27,054 Listen, I'll give you the coat. I'm sorry. 465 00:29:29,456 --> 00:29:31,265 - Okay? - Yeah. Thanks. 466 00:29:33,527 --> 00:29:35,837 How am I gonna get $10,000? 467 00:29:36,597 --> 00:29:38,634 Here. Happy birthday. 468 00:29:39,466 --> 00:29:42,914 - Ooh. What, no china? - Come on, open it. 469 00:29:45,505 --> 00:29:47,382 It's an accounting program! 470 00:29:47,975 --> 00:29:50,731 Well, your gifts just keep getting better and better and better. 471 00:29:50,811 --> 00:29:52,484 Thank you. I'm glad you like them. 472 00:29:52,679 --> 00:29:53,988 And I have one for you. 473 00:29:54,381 --> 00:29:56,088 - You didn't. - I did. 474 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:57,751 Senna! 475 00:29:59,887 --> 00:30:02,766 That is so beautiful. 476 00:30:03,257 --> 00:30:07,467 I can't believe you got that for me. Thank you, honey. 477 00:30:07,861 --> 00:30:10,284 - How much was it? I'll reimburse you. - A present. 478 00:30:10,364 --> 00:30:12,686 No, no, no. I don't want you spending money on me 479 00:30:12,766 --> 00:30:14,454 when you're getting your business together. 480 00:30:14,534 --> 00:30:15,535 Mom, one coat. 481 00:30:17,771 --> 00:30:19,978 Then you're all right for money? 482 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:25,786 I underestimated my startup costs. 483 00:30:26,613 --> 00:30:27,614 Uh-oh. 484 00:30:27,748 --> 00:30:28,749 How much? 485 00:30:30,951 --> 00:30:33,774 - A few thousand. - A few thousand? 486 00:30:33,854 --> 00:30:38,064 - $10,000. - You're $10,000 short? 487 00:30:40,394 --> 00:30:42,670 Senna, what are you gonna do? 488 00:30:43,430 --> 00:30:47,469 I was thinking of asking you for a loan. 489 00:30:49,069 --> 00:30:52,847 You want me to loan it to you? Absolutely not. 490 00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:55,611 I'll give it to you. 491 00:31:00,147 --> 00:31:03,651 - You will? - Of course I will. We'll be partners. 492 00:31:05,352 --> 00:31:09,042 - How did it go? - Oh, my God, it was fabulous! 493 00:31:09,122 --> 00:31:10,277 - Really? - It was perfect. 494 00:31:10,357 --> 00:31:11,802 She's gonna give me the money. 495 00:31:12,025 --> 00:31:14,028 - Great! - Yeah, she wants to be partners. 496 00:31:14,895 --> 00:31:15,836 What? 497 00:31:21,268 --> 00:31:24,147 - This is wet paint, isn't it? - Yeah. 498 00:31:26,673 --> 00:31:29,051 I am so fucked. 499 00:31:30,110 --> 00:31:33,533 - How much do you need? - Like, $10,000. 500 00:31:33,613 --> 00:31:34,853 $50,000. 501 00:31:36,183 --> 00:31:38,105 What? Who are you talking to? 502 00:31:38,185 --> 00:31:40,131 Okay, she'll be right there. Thanks. 503 00:31:42,856 --> 00:31:45,029 Hey. Happy birthday. 504 00:31:46,493 --> 00:31:49,167 - Thanks. - Good to see you. Come on in. 505 00:31:51,298 --> 00:31:54,643 - Have a seat. - I, um... I can't. 506 00:31:57,337 --> 00:31:58,338 Oh. 507 00:31:58,739 --> 00:32:02,050 - Still a little tacky. Yeah. - Got it. Okay. 508 00:32:03,210 --> 00:32:05,452 Darla told me about your little credit problem. 509 00:32:05,879 --> 00:32:09,224 Oh. Problem's a bit of an overstatement. It's... 510 00:32:11,551 --> 00:32:14,327 - What's that? - It's an application for a line of credit. 511 00:32:14,955 --> 00:32:16,628 $50,000 preapproved. 512 00:32:17,424 --> 00:32:18,425 How... 513 00:32:19,826 --> 00:32:23,283 It's really not a big deal. And now you'll have access to enough money 514 00:32:23,363 --> 00:32:25,352 so you and your mom don't kill each other. 515 00:32:25,432 --> 00:32:27,674 - Hey. Your mom's the killer. - Alleged killer. 516 00:32:29,202 --> 00:32:31,079 If you need a minute to look it over... 517 00:32:32,672 --> 00:32:34,242 No, it... 518 00:32:36,243 --> 00:32:38,519 - Yeah, it looks good. - Okay. 519 00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:43,450 So all you've got to do is sign right here, and we're good. 520 00:32:57,097 --> 00:32:59,737 - Perfect. - Thank you for bailing me out. 521 00:33:00,233 --> 00:33:02,270 Well, I wasn't going to, but Darla begged. 522 00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:12,790 Oh... Darla and Steve are taking me to dinner for my birthday. 523 00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:17,556 I'd be delighted if you'd like to join us. You can bring Charo. 524 00:33:18,318 --> 00:33:20,298 - Bianca. - Bianca. 525 00:33:20,954 --> 00:33:23,264 If it's all right, I'd rather just bring myself. 526 00:33:26,359 --> 00:33:28,703 - Wonderful. - Great. 527 00:33:30,397 --> 00:33:31,398 Just push. 528 00:33:36,937 --> 00:33:37,938 Thanks. 529 00:33:41,775 --> 00:33:43,397 To the birthday girl and future fashion mogul. 530 00:33:43,477 --> 00:33:47,868 Oh, no, no. To all of you for collectively saving my ass, 531 00:33:47,948 --> 00:33:49,791 though I didn't deserve it. Thank you. 532 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:51,251 You're welcome. 533 00:33:52,285 --> 00:33:54,925 I see you're wearing your magic love karma necklace. 534 00:33:55,088 --> 00:33:59,537 Oh, yes, my mother gave this to me for my birthday a couple of years ago 535 00:33:59,893 --> 00:34:03,602 when she still had hopes that I could find a man to have sober sex with. 536 00:34:05,031 --> 00:34:07,671 It's endowed with special powers to help her find love. 537 00:34:08,101 --> 00:34:09,205 Yeah, it's not working. 538 00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:13,326 Your soulmate is out there. You'll find him when the time is right. 539 00:34:13,406 --> 00:34:16,096 Soulmate? Aren't we a little old to believe in soulmates? 540 00:34:16,176 --> 00:34:18,865 You're just skeptical 'cause you haven't found yours yet. 541 00:34:18,945 --> 00:34:22,202 - You do remember I was married? - Yes, I do remember you were married. 542 00:34:22,282 --> 00:34:25,105 And if she was your soulmate, you'd still be married to her. 543 00:34:25,185 --> 00:34:27,174 There are billions of people in the world. 544 00:34:27,254 --> 00:34:29,632 Surely, I could be happy with, I don't know, five? 545 00:34:30,157 --> 00:34:32,262 True love only happens once. 546 00:34:32,459 --> 00:34:34,200 You realize how infantile you sound? 547 00:34:35,095 --> 00:34:36,734 Was your ex the love of your life? 548 00:34:36,997 --> 00:34:40,120 I was 25 when we got married. We didn't even know who we were yet. 549 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,423 What, you think there's a magic age where you arrive at who you are? 550 00:34:43,503 --> 00:34:44,691 If there is, it's not 25. 551 00:34:44,771 --> 00:34:46,760 If she was the love of your life, you would know it. 552 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,829 You've been married for how long now, six months? 553 00:34:48,909 --> 00:34:51,731 - I've... Seven. - Talk to me in seven years. 554 00:34:51,811 --> 00:34:54,701 If I get married again, and I'm not sure I will, but if I do, 555 00:34:54,781 --> 00:34:57,204 I will vet my future wife much more thoroughly. 556 00:34:57,284 --> 00:34:59,924 - You'll vet her? - Yes. 557 00:35:00,187 --> 00:35:03,794 - For smallpox? - If necessary. 558 00:35:04,591 --> 00:35:08,061 No, for values, interests, intellect, sense of humor. 559 00:35:08,528 --> 00:35:09,950 - He has a list. - He has a list. 560 00:35:10,030 --> 00:35:13,409 Being in love is not some magical feeling that suddenly comes over you. 561 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:16,643 Relationships are work. Your priorities have to be aligned. 562 00:35:17,137 --> 00:35:20,585 My problem when I got married was I didn't know my priorities. Now I do. 563 00:35:20,974 --> 00:35:23,296 Love has never sounded so logical. 564 00:35:23,376 --> 00:35:25,265 Easy to judge. You've never been married. 565 00:35:25,345 --> 00:35:27,757 Senna doesn't believe in marriage, right? 566 00:35:27,881 --> 00:35:31,795 Well, I just don't think that you need a contract to prove that you love somebody. 567 00:35:32,018 --> 00:35:34,708 - We don't need it. - Then why did you do it? 568 00:35:34,788 --> 00:35:39,179 Because it's a tradition recognized by virtually every civilization 569 00:35:39,259 --> 00:35:42,263 on the face of the planet for the last 4,000 years. 570 00:35:43,196 --> 00:35:46,177 As with most traditions, I agree that marriage is unnecessary. 571 00:35:46,633 --> 00:35:48,455 But isn't it the unnecessary things in life 572 00:35:48,535 --> 00:35:51,573 that make the human experience so fascinating? 573 00:35:54,641 --> 00:35:58,145 So who do you think Steve and Darla would vote most unromantic, me or you? 574 00:35:58,245 --> 00:36:00,225 - Oh, you. - Me? 575 00:36:01,214 --> 00:36:03,036 I'm not the one who said, "I don't believe in marriage." 576 00:36:03,116 --> 00:36:07,674 Oh, yeah. "Love is a vetting process" is way more romantic. 577 00:36:07,754 --> 00:36:10,210 Look, I want to be with someone who lights me up. 578 00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:11,745 I'm just realistic about the fact 579 00:36:11,825 --> 00:36:13,880 that there's more than one woman out there who can. 580 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,117 Well, then you just keep on sampling until you find them. 581 00:36:17,197 --> 00:36:18,585 Isn't that what you're doing? 582 00:36:18,665 --> 00:36:22,272 No, I am enjoying my body until it craps out. 583 00:36:22,802 --> 00:36:24,858 Maybe you're setting your standards too low. 584 00:36:24,938 --> 00:36:28,943 Or too high. Maybe I haven't met anybody who really appreciates me. 585 00:36:29,042 --> 00:36:30,146 Oh. 586 00:36:30,877 --> 00:36:32,220 So you want to be worshipped. 587 00:36:32,445 --> 00:36:36,069 Well, I'm not gonna give myself to someone who thinks I'm one in five. 588 00:36:36,149 --> 00:36:38,672 - You know what your problem is? - I have a myriad of problems. 589 00:36:38,752 --> 00:36:41,028 You think you're so incredibly unique 590 00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:44,911 that any man who isn't struck by lightning the moment he lays eyes on you 591 00:36:44,991 --> 00:36:46,179 doesn't deserve you. 592 00:36:46,259 --> 00:36:48,899 - And how is that a problem? - You expect him to know 593 00:36:49,496 --> 00:36:50,650 the minute he meets you. 594 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:55,488 It is called living in the moment, and maybe you, sir, should give it a try. 595 00:36:55,568 --> 00:36:56,842 I am plenty in the moment. 596 00:36:57,937 --> 00:37:00,179 You are the opposite of in the moment. 597 00:37:17,957 --> 00:37:18,958 Not always. 598 00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:32,716 There's certainly no shortage of things to want. 599 00:37:33,173 --> 00:37:35,915 Better house, better car, better boobs. 600 00:37:38,478 --> 00:37:40,973 I suppose, 601 00:37:41,854 --> 00:37:44,240 at one point in my youth, 602 00:37:44,984 --> 00:37:46,827 I wished for all of those things. 603 00:37:48,455 --> 00:37:49,764 Every woman does. 604 00:37:50,457 --> 00:37:52,630 And if they tell you otherwise, they're lying. 605 00:37:53,526 --> 00:37:56,769 I mean, we all feel inadequate. It's the American way. 606 00:37:58,198 --> 00:37:59,199 But, 607 00:38:01,201 --> 00:38:02,510 somehow, when... 608 00:38:04,204 --> 00:38:05,877 When Senna was born, 609 00:38:07,407 --> 00:38:09,182 all those things just... 610 00:38:10,443 --> 00:38:13,288 Not that I don't appreciate them anymore. Of course I do. 611 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,987 But she just filled me up. 612 00:38:21,788 --> 00:38:24,064 Everything I wanted, I wanted for her. 613 00:38:27,293 --> 00:38:28,602 What can I say? 614 00:38:29,262 --> 00:38:31,401 She stole all my wishes. 615 00:39:09,469 --> 00:39:10,812 - You okay? - Yeah, I just... 616 00:39:11,237 --> 00:39:12,726 - What? - What if she tried to call? 617 00:39:12,806 --> 00:39:14,961 I mean, it's late, and I haven't heard from her... 618 00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:18,250 - Honey, it's just been like 10 seconds. - I know, but... 619 00:39:18,411 --> 00:39:19,866 - You know. - Okay. 620 00:39:19,946 --> 00:39:22,736 - Just, I'm worried and... - You wanna call her, you should call her. 621 00:39:22,816 --> 00:39:26,573 Do you mind? I just... Do you think she'd be mad if I call her before she... 622 00:39:26,653 --> 00:39:27,654 No. No. 623 00:39:27,987 --> 00:39:28,988 Okay. 624 00:39:34,627 --> 00:39:36,732 It's ringing. All right. 625 00:39:37,197 --> 00:39:38,198 Okay. 626 00:39:42,268 --> 00:39:43,804 Room 507, please. 627 00:39:46,072 --> 00:39:49,349 Mom! Mom, hi. 628 00:39:50,376 --> 00:39:54,290 Yeah, I just wanted you to be the first to wish me... 629 00:39:55,281 --> 00:39:56,282 Yeah. 630 00:39:59,319 --> 00:40:01,492 I'll come by and see you in a couple of hours. 631 00:40:03,089 --> 00:40:04,090 Of course. 632 00:40:05,058 --> 00:40:07,732 All right. You get some rest. 633 00:40:08,761 --> 00:40:09,762 I love you, too. 634 00:40:12,131 --> 00:40:13,132 Bye. 635 00:40:14,801 --> 00:40:17,475 - She sounds so tired. - Yeah, what'd she say? 636 00:40:17,904 --> 00:40:20,248 You know, "Happy birthday." 637 00:40:20,673 --> 00:40:22,949 - You'll feel better when you see her. - I know. 638 00:40:25,345 --> 00:40:28,053 - God, I love you. - I love you. 639 00:40:28,414 --> 00:40:30,291 No, you don't understand. 640 00:40:31,551 --> 00:40:34,054 It's ground-breaking for me. 641 00:40:34,554 --> 00:40:39,060 I mean, it's hard for me to find someone I want to spend the weekend with, 642 00:40:40,426 --> 00:40:42,531 let alone the rest of my life. 643 00:40:44,564 --> 00:40:46,544 Why are you smiling? 644 00:40:49,569 --> 00:40:52,243 - I've got to go to work. - Okay. 645 00:40:57,877 --> 00:40:59,065 I don't have any clean underwear here, do I? 646 00:40:59,145 --> 00:41:00,133 Uh... 647 00:41:00,213 --> 00:41:02,955 You can only turn the same pair inside out so many times. 648 00:41:03,883 --> 00:41:05,226 Really, only once. 649 00:41:06,286 --> 00:41:07,925 Maybe in your gym bag? 650 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,161 Sorry, I didn't hear. 651 00:41:16,095 --> 00:41:17,096 Uh... 652 00:41:17,363 --> 00:41:18,774 - Did you find any? - No. 653 00:41:19,532 --> 00:41:20,533 Uh-uh. 654 00:41:21,401 --> 00:41:22,402 Okay. 655 00:41:34,847 --> 00:41:37,828 How's your baby? It's a baby in there. 656 00:41:39,185 --> 00:41:41,427 - He's going to ask me to marry him. - What? 657 00:41:42,388 --> 00:41:45,745 I found the ring. Well, not the ring, but the ring box. It was in his gym bag. 658 00:41:45,825 --> 00:41:48,014 - He got you a ring? - He didn't mention it to you? 659 00:41:48,094 --> 00:41:49,095 No. 660 00:41:49,829 --> 00:41:51,604 Well, he probably knew you'd tell me. 661 00:41:52,899 --> 00:41:55,436 - What's with the face? - Nothing, it's just my face. 662 00:41:56,269 --> 00:41:57,976 No, I'm just surprised. 663 00:41:58,237 --> 00:42:00,593 - That he would want to marry me? - Honey, no. 664 00:42:00,673 --> 00:42:04,297 That he would ask, knowing how strongly you felt about marriage. 665 00:42:04,377 --> 00:42:06,733 Maybe he realized he cannot live without me. 666 00:42:06,813 --> 00:42:09,555 Well, maybe. 667 00:42:09,749 --> 00:42:13,253 It's just, you've always been clear that you never wanted to get married. 668 00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:18,778 Well, that was because I never thought anyone would want to marry me, 669 00:42:18,858 --> 00:42:21,338 but he does. 670 00:42:21,861 --> 00:42:24,603 - And he's willing to fight for me. - Oh, yeah. 671 00:42:25,732 --> 00:42:27,177 That makes all the difference. 672 00:42:28,001 --> 00:42:30,657 Senna. Senna! 12:00, you've got to go. 673 00:42:30,737 --> 00:42:31,738 Oh. 674 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,496 Okay, look, don't go into labor. 675 00:42:36,576 --> 00:42:40,183 I just... I can't handle any more excitement for today, okay? 676 00:42:41,381 --> 00:42:45,090 - Are you feeling something? - What? Oh, no. I'm okay. 677 00:42:53,893 --> 00:42:55,395 Mother of the birthday girl. 678 00:42:56,896 --> 00:42:57,966 Happy birthday, honey. 679 00:43:00,733 --> 00:43:02,713 I don't have a present for you. 680 00:43:03,136 --> 00:43:07,107 I thought about going down to the gift shop here, 681 00:43:08,007 --> 00:43:11,716 but I wouldn't want anything from this hellhole. 682 00:43:11,878 --> 00:43:13,199 Mom, come on. 683 00:43:13,279 --> 00:43:16,089 Except what they've already taken from me. 684 00:43:21,154 --> 00:43:24,363 I asked the doctor if I could take them home, he said no. 685 00:43:25,692 --> 00:43:28,468 Well, your father got to keep his kidney stone. 686 00:43:32,799 --> 00:43:35,780 And I worked so hard to keep them perky. 687 00:43:38,071 --> 00:43:40,142 But that's not why I didn't breastfeed you. 688 00:43:44,210 --> 00:43:45,917 Get some water, Mom. 689 00:43:52,452 --> 00:43:53,988 - That's good. - All right? 690 00:43:59,992 --> 00:44:02,234 Have you ever wondered why it took you so long? 691 00:44:03,529 --> 00:44:06,066 To start my business? 692 00:44:06,499 --> 00:44:09,503 Yeah, it was my fault. 693 00:44:10,403 --> 00:44:12,076 I was too protective. 694 00:44:12,672 --> 00:44:15,243 When you cried, I came running. 695 00:44:16,409 --> 00:44:20,619 I probably screwed up your love life, too. 696 00:44:22,415 --> 00:44:27,740 But then I think a lot of women these days are forgoing marriage 697 00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:30,926 in favor of a career, huh? 698 00:44:36,362 --> 00:44:38,569 Adam and I might be getting engaged. 699 00:44:39,432 --> 00:44:42,641 He proposed? Oh, when? Where? 700 00:44:42,769 --> 00:44:46,959 You have to tell me all about it. We have to have Mario do the cake. 701 00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:50,897 You know, one of those profiterole towers like he did for Annie Glenn's daughter. 702 00:44:50,977 --> 00:44:54,823 It's nothing official. I just... I saw the ring in his gym bag. 703 00:44:54,914 --> 00:44:58,259 Well, he's gonna ask you. He's not an idiot. 704 00:45:00,186 --> 00:45:02,462 I always knew you'd get married. 705 00:45:02,555 --> 00:45:05,912 Yeah, and that's why you gave me wedding china for my birthday. 706 00:45:05,992 --> 00:45:08,438 Well, we both knew that china was a lie. 707 00:45:10,163 --> 00:45:12,166 You'll make such a beautiful bride. 708 00:45:13,733 --> 00:45:16,270 We'll do it at the house like your father and I did, 709 00:45:16,569 --> 00:45:18,991 with white orchids and moonlight. 710 00:45:19,071 --> 00:45:21,961 It's not official at all, so you know you can't tell anybody. 711 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:24,248 I won't. Okay. 712 00:45:24,877 --> 00:45:27,455 - I know you. - I promise! 713 00:45:29,182 --> 00:45:31,355 - Yes? - Ms. Berges? 714 00:45:31,684 --> 00:45:34,028 Hi, I have your lunch from Bel-Air Gardens. 715 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,363 - My daughter's getting married. - Congratulations. 716 00:45:37,924 --> 00:45:38,925 Thank you. 717 00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:50,476 All right. You ready? 718 00:45:58,110 --> 00:45:59,111 I don't hear singing. 719 00:46:00,079 --> 00:46:02,502 You're not going to because you know I don't sing. 720 00:46:02,582 --> 00:46:04,604 It's not a birthday if there's not singing. 721 00:46:04,684 --> 00:46:07,859 It's for your own protection, my darling. Now blow out your candle. 722 00:46:09,055 --> 00:46:10,056 Make a wish. 723 00:46:10,990 --> 00:46:11,991 - Okay. - Go ahead. 724 00:46:12,892 --> 00:46:13,893 Aw. 725 00:46:18,231 --> 00:46:19,232 Happy birthday. 726 00:46:22,435 --> 00:46:23,744 - I love you. - I love you. 727 00:46:30,409 --> 00:46:31,410 Where's my present? 728 00:46:32,712 --> 00:46:34,453 I was supposed to get you a present? 729 00:46:35,882 --> 00:46:38,070 You are gonna get it. 730 00:46:38,150 --> 00:46:39,686 Didn't I give it to you earlier? 731 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:41,721 Oh. 732 00:46:42,355 --> 00:46:44,143 Oh, wait! 733 00:46:44,223 --> 00:46:46,799 - I remember where I put it. - Oh, you do? 734 00:46:46,863 --> 00:46:48,698 - Mmm-hmm. Come here. - Really? 735 00:46:49,796 --> 00:46:51,297 Come. 736 00:46:51,364 --> 00:46:53,303 Keep your eyes closed. 737 00:46:54,533 --> 00:46:58,276 Eyes closed. Closed, closed, and turn. 738 00:46:59,372 --> 00:47:00,373 Sit. 739 00:47:00,806 --> 00:47:03,810 Do not open your eyes. Okay? 740 00:47:05,711 --> 00:47:07,088 - You ready? - Okay. 741 00:47:07,179 --> 00:47:10,336 Do not freak out. Do not panic. I have not forgotten who I fell in love with. 742 00:47:10,416 --> 00:47:11,486 - Open your eyes. - Okay. 743 00:47:14,921 --> 00:47:17,731 - What's that? - This is a key to my house. 744 00:47:18,090 --> 00:47:19,729 I'm asking you to move in with me. 745 00:47:20,626 --> 00:47:22,799 - That's my birthday present? - Not all of it. 746 00:47:23,996 --> 00:47:27,273 I got you an armoire and half a closet. 747 00:47:30,736 --> 00:47:33,159 Just this morning, I told you that I wanted 748 00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,311 to spend the rest of my life with you. 749 00:47:37,276 --> 00:47:38,550 You want the whole closet? 750 00:47:39,578 --> 00:47:41,455 Not as roommates. 751 00:47:42,448 --> 00:47:45,104 Marriage? But it's only been a year! 752 00:47:45,184 --> 00:47:48,341 We haven't talked about where we'd want to live or our priorities for the future. 753 00:47:48,421 --> 00:47:51,744 Stop it! You don't have to do every detail. 754 00:47:51,824 --> 00:47:53,880 But you're the one who said you never wanted to get married! 755 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,683 - I know what I said. - Moving in together is a big step. 756 00:47:57,763 --> 00:47:59,709 We'll try it out. We'll see how it goes. 757 00:48:03,169 --> 00:48:04,170 Senna! 758 00:48:05,137 --> 00:48:07,481 Senna, wait a minute! What are you doing? 759 00:48:07,907 --> 00:48:12,049 Senna, wait! Senna, stop! This is crazy! 760 00:48:12,211 --> 00:48:14,667 Oh, I know. I'm the crazy one! 761 00:48:14,747 --> 00:48:17,091 - Baby, you're being irrational. - Really? 762 00:48:17,216 --> 00:48:20,539 Well, maybe you should go out and find someone else you can work this out with! 763 00:48:20,619 --> 00:48:23,109 'Cause you know what? I don't need to be on probation 764 00:48:23,189 --> 00:48:26,045 while you figure out what kind of relationship you want to have. 765 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:28,731 Sen, please come back inside. 766 00:48:29,729 --> 00:48:31,971 - You need to turn the key. - I turned the key! 767 00:48:32,498 --> 00:48:35,206 God damn it! Shit! 768 00:48:36,635 --> 00:48:39,692 What are you doing? What, are you gonna walk it all the way home? 769 00:48:39,772 --> 00:48:42,912 I had a perfectly good life before I ever met you, 770 00:48:43,109 --> 00:48:47,421 Mr. "Thanks a Lot for the Key for My Birthday." 771 00:49:10,836 --> 00:49:12,491 - Senna? - Go away! 772 00:49:12,571 --> 00:49:14,016 Not until I see you. 773 00:49:17,309 --> 00:49:18,310 Senna! 774 00:49:18,811 --> 00:49:22,435 There, you saw me! Now go away! God damn it, Adam! 775 00:49:22,515 --> 00:49:24,961 Sen, please. Come on. 776 00:49:28,721 --> 00:49:30,977 - I don't want to talk to you. - You don't have to talk. 777 00:49:31,057 --> 00:49:32,431 I will do all the talking. 778 00:49:33,626 --> 00:49:35,648 There's something I need to ask you right this minute. 779 00:49:35,728 --> 00:49:36,729 So ask. 780 00:49:37,163 --> 00:49:38,870 - Can I come in? - No! 781 00:49:40,599 --> 00:49:41,600 Okay. 782 00:49:47,339 --> 00:49:48,943 - Senna. - What? 783 00:49:49,909 --> 00:49:50,910 Will you marry me? 784 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,255 - Where'd you get that ring? - 7-Eleven gumball machine. 785 00:50:00,052 --> 00:50:03,431 - How many tries before you got the ring? - I don't know. 786 00:50:05,991 --> 00:50:11,317 One, two... Six, seven... 787 00:50:11,397 --> 00:50:14,469 Nine, ten, eleven... Thirteen... 788 00:50:15,801 --> 00:50:16,802 Fourteen. 789 00:50:21,807 --> 00:50:22,808 Ow! 790 00:50:24,710 --> 00:50:27,691 - I prefer the floating eyeball. - It's yours. 791 00:50:29,548 --> 00:50:32,996 So what do you say? Will you marry me? 792 00:50:33,686 --> 00:50:35,875 You're just asking 'cause you feel bad for me. 793 00:50:35,955 --> 00:50:38,731 Why would I feel bad for you? You're having a great night. 794 00:50:39,091 --> 00:50:40,400 You got a floating eyeball. 795 00:50:42,528 --> 00:50:45,441 You can't fault me for not knowing this was important to you. 796 00:50:47,233 --> 00:50:49,406 Even soulmates can't read each other's minds. 797 00:50:53,606 --> 00:50:54,607 So is that a yes? 798 00:50:59,145 --> 00:51:00,419 - Yeah. - Yeah? 799 00:51:07,286 --> 00:51:09,766 What changed your mind about wanting to get married? 800 00:51:11,657 --> 00:51:13,034 You did, stupid. 801 00:51:24,436 --> 00:51:27,393 Wishes are a funny thing. When you wish for something, 802 00:51:27,473 --> 00:51:30,830 you are announcing to the universe that there is a hole in you 803 00:51:30,910 --> 00:51:32,082 that needs to be filled. 804 00:51:33,112 --> 00:51:36,821 And the more wishes that you make, the more holes you open up. 805 00:51:37,850 --> 00:51:40,763 There was a time in my life when I was so full of holes. 806 00:51:42,555 --> 00:51:44,194 I wished for a lot of things. 807 00:51:45,491 --> 00:51:48,336 So this is what I did. I stopped wishing, 808 00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:52,017 and I started saying thank you for the things I already had. 809 00:51:52,097 --> 00:51:57,046 I started with the big things, like my friends, my family, my hair. 810 00:51:58,270 --> 00:52:03,618 And there were also little things, like a smile from a stranger, 811 00:52:04,109 --> 00:52:08,615 a strong cup of coffee, not hitting one red light on my way home. 812 00:52:09,515 --> 00:52:12,257 Pretty soon, I was so full of gratitude, 813 00:52:13,385 --> 00:52:16,161 there wasn't any room for holes. I'd crowded them all out. 814 00:52:18,557 --> 00:52:20,298 I don't make birthday wishes. 815 00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:22,962 I want what I got. 816 00:53:01,967 --> 00:53:02,968 Happy birthday. 817 00:53:06,639 --> 00:53:08,360 I keep waiting for her to call. 818 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:09,441 I know. 819 00:53:10,009 --> 00:53:11,511 She always had to be the first. 820 00:53:14,913 --> 00:53:16,950 You know, when I was in the third grade, 821 00:53:19,285 --> 00:53:21,629 I had a sleepover with Molly Myerson. 822 00:53:23,389 --> 00:53:25,926 She called at 5:00 a.m., woke up the whole house. 823 00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:27,331 She wanted to beat Molly. 824 00:53:29,561 --> 00:53:33,407 Let it suffice to say I never had any more sleepovers on my birthdays. 825 00:53:37,369 --> 00:53:39,508 We argued about profiteroles. 826 00:53:42,941 --> 00:53:45,945 She said profiteroles were inspiring. 827 00:53:46,679 --> 00:53:48,158 I said they were prissy. 828 00:53:50,683 --> 00:53:52,959 I don't even know what a profiterole is. 829 00:53:57,823 --> 00:54:00,360 I insisted we have a winter wedding 830 00:54:02,294 --> 00:54:04,283 because the colors were better! 831 00:54:04,363 --> 00:54:05,637 You had no way of knowing. 832 00:54:12,771 --> 00:54:16,776 - I can't even deal with all this stuff. - Then let's just toss it. 833 00:54:17,276 --> 00:54:20,086 We'll do it at Steve and Darla's. Just our closest friends. 834 00:54:22,414 --> 00:54:24,826 I'm leaving for Boston in two weeks. 835 00:54:25,984 --> 00:54:26,985 I just... 836 00:54:27,986 --> 00:54:31,910 Just can't do a whole different wedding in two weeks! 837 00:54:31,990 --> 00:54:34,698 - Then let me do it. - Fine. 838 00:54:35,361 --> 00:54:36,362 You do it. 839 00:55:14,633 --> 00:55:15,634 Senna? 840 00:55:20,906 --> 00:55:23,546 She bought me the entire set of china. 841 00:55:24,910 --> 00:55:26,480 All 11 boxes. 842 00:55:27,746 --> 00:55:29,726 I found them in the closet. 843 00:55:29,882 --> 00:55:32,692 Honey, you didn't have to do this today. 844 00:55:36,688 --> 00:55:38,099 What am I gonna do with them? 845 00:55:39,525 --> 00:55:40,936 Well, you could eat off them, 846 00:55:41,126 --> 00:55:43,248 or you can put them behind glass and just look at them. 847 00:55:43,328 --> 00:55:45,171 That's what Steve and I did with ours. 848 00:55:46,932 --> 00:55:49,242 She was saving them for my wedding. 849 00:55:49,735 --> 00:55:51,476 So we'll save them for your wedding. 850 00:55:52,404 --> 00:55:54,407 If there even is a wedding. 851 00:55:55,774 --> 00:55:59,631 What if I was just doing all this because she was sick? 852 00:55:59,711 --> 00:56:04,970 No. I saw you the day that you got engaged, very excited. 853 00:56:05,050 --> 00:56:08,674 I was excited because she was excited. 854 00:56:08,754 --> 00:56:11,997 Mmm. I call bullshit. 855 00:56:14,426 --> 00:56:18,033 - I was kind of excited, too. - You were a lot excited. 856 00:56:19,865 --> 00:56:22,368 He took the consulting job in Boston. 857 00:56:23,335 --> 00:56:25,791 He's gonna be gone for 10 months. 858 00:56:25,871 --> 00:56:29,027 So he'll visit you here, and you'll fly over there once in a while. 859 00:56:29,107 --> 00:56:31,383 He asked me how I'd feel about moving to Boston. 860 00:56:32,244 --> 00:56:34,850 Could you picture me in Boston 861 00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:38,203 and all those... Lawyer dinners? 862 00:56:38,283 --> 00:56:39,284 No. 863 00:56:40,252 --> 00:56:42,341 I don't even exist in Boston. 864 00:56:42,421 --> 00:56:45,425 - So you'll tell him no. - But he likes it there. 865 00:56:45,724 --> 00:56:47,067 Well, he likes it here, too. 866 00:56:49,661 --> 00:56:53,085 He's probably got some kind of flow chart 867 00:56:53,165 --> 00:56:56,855 with all of the pros on one side and all the cons on the other side. 868 00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:59,677 Okay, you know what, honey, you are 869 00:57:01,173 --> 00:57:03,915 in it, and that's okay 870 00:57:04,576 --> 00:57:06,453 because you are gonna get through this. 871 00:57:15,521 --> 00:57:17,433 - Hey. - Hey. 872 00:57:21,426 --> 00:57:23,702 - What's with the suitcases? - I packed for you. 873 00:57:24,696 --> 00:57:27,905 - I think I did a very good job. - Where are we going? 874 00:57:29,334 --> 00:57:31,256 - Vegas! - Vegas? 875 00:57:31,336 --> 00:57:32,337 Yeah. 876 00:57:33,205 --> 00:57:34,309 Dinner at the Bellagio. 877 00:57:35,607 --> 00:57:37,052 And a show at Caesar's Palace. 878 00:57:37,976 --> 00:57:39,615 - And then... - And then? 879 00:57:40,312 --> 00:57:42,258 Because I want your 50th to be special, 880 00:57:43,115 --> 00:57:47,587 really, really, really, really special, 881 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,529 - know what I did? - No. 882 00:57:54,793 --> 00:57:55,794 I... 883 00:57:56,929 --> 00:57:59,000 booked a chapel for midnight, 884 00:57:59,464 --> 00:58:01,954 so that our anniversary never falls on the same day as your birthday. 885 00:58:02,034 --> 00:58:04,708 And I promise you will always get two separate presents. 886 00:58:05,771 --> 00:58:08,060 I know Vegas is kitschy, but we've been wanting to go. 887 00:58:08,140 --> 00:58:10,562 For fun, not to get married. 888 00:58:10,642 --> 00:58:15,023 This wedding planning is killing us! Let's just get it over with. 889 00:58:16,882 --> 00:58:18,953 - Get it over with? - You know what I mean. 890 00:58:19,718 --> 00:58:20,719 No. 891 00:58:22,387 --> 00:58:23,661 I'm not certain that I do. 892 00:58:24,056 --> 00:58:27,003 I mean, if you want to do it, let's do it already! 893 00:58:29,394 --> 00:58:32,534 - You do still want to marry me? - Not when you're acting like this. 894 00:58:33,632 --> 00:58:35,554 I'm sorry. How would you like me to act? 895 00:58:35,634 --> 00:58:37,422 Oh, I don't know. A little bit less like an asshole. 896 00:58:37,502 --> 00:58:38,891 You're the one who keeps putting this off. 897 00:58:38,971 --> 00:58:42,361 We agreed when I took the job in Boston that we'd do this before I left. 898 00:58:42,441 --> 00:58:46,932 Well, I don't want to get married at a chapel that you picked off the Internet. 899 00:58:47,012 --> 00:58:48,700 You didn't want to get married at the Bel-Air Club. 900 00:58:48,780 --> 00:58:50,369 You didn't want to get married at the Chateau. 901 00:58:50,449 --> 00:58:52,471 You didn't want to get married at Steve and Darla's. 902 00:58:52,551 --> 00:58:55,374 - Why are you pressuring me? - Because we had a plan, Sen, 903 00:58:55,454 --> 00:58:57,058 and I put my whole heart into it. 904 00:58:58,156 --> 00:58:59,999 If you're backing out, I need to know. 905 00:59:05,931 --> 00:59:06,932 Oh. 906 00:59:14,406 --> 00:59:15,407 What are you doing? 907 00:59:19,578 --> 00:59:23,788 I really, really wanted to share my life with you, 908 00:59:25,050 --> 00:59:27,929 but all you do is put up walls, and I can't take it anymore. 909 00:59:29,021 --> 00:59:31,524 - So you're going without me? - I paid for the room. 910 00:59:32,357 --> 00:59:34,746 Vegas is just as fun for singles, or so I've heard. 911 00:59:34,826 --> 00:59:36,032 Oh, so now you're single? 912 00:59:36,828 --> 00:59:37,829 Aren't I? 913 00:59:38,597 --> 00:59:41,737 I mean, isn't that what you wanted, for me to stop pressuring you? 914 00:59:42,167 --> 00:59:44,579 Guess what, babe? Pressure's off. 915 00:59:52,277 --> 00:59:53,916 Last birthday, I was still with Senna. 916 00:59:54,646 --> 00:59:56,468 I guess you'd call it the honeymoon period. 917 00:59:56,548 --> 00:59:58,619 She wouldn't let me out of bed the whole morning. 918 00:59:59,484 --> 01:00:02,007 I was late to my deposition. I never got breakfast, 919 01:00:02,087 --> 01:00:03,691 and then we worked through lunch. 920 01:00:04,856 --> 01:00:05,857 When I got home, 921 01:00:06,992 --> 01:00:10,015 she'd hidden all these little presents around the house, like a treasure hunt 922 01:00:10,095 --> 01:00:12,718 with funny little poems for clues. 923 01:00:12,798 --> 01:00:14,334 The last present was in the bed. 924 01:00:16,601 --> 01:00:18,774 I'm not going to tell you what it was, 925 01:00:20,939 --> 01:00:22,441 but we never made it to dinner. 926 01:00:23,642 --> 01:00:27,146 I didn't have a meal the entire day. I think I wished for a cheeseburger. 927 01:00:29,981 --> 01:00:30,982 This year? 928 01:00:33,518 --> 01:00:36,192 Look, if I thought it could work, I'd still be with her. 929 01:00:37,255 --> 01:00:39,011 I do not wish for her back. 930 01:00:39,091 --> 01:00:40,695 It was exhausting being with her. 931 01:00:44,029 --> 01:00:45,804 I wish I would feel that way again, 932 01:00:47,599 --> 01:00:49,272 the way I felt when I was with her, 933 01:00:51,470 --> 01:00:52,540 but with someone else. 934 01:01:12,424 --> 01:01:14,597 Thank you, Jack. The usual. 935 01:01:58,804 --> 01:02:02,377 The samples from Hong Kong shipped today, and you got some flowers. 936 01:02:02,674 --> 01:02:03,662 From who? 937 01:02:03,742 --> 01:02:05,230 "My wife loves her coat. 938 01:02:05,310 --> 01:02:09,281 "I'd love to speak with you about bringing your line to Paris." 939 01:02:10,415 --> 01:02:13,760 Paris? Oh, my God! We are going international! 940 01:02:14,019 --> 01:02:16,494 My God, my coats are going to France! 941 01:02:19,624 --> 01:02:21,313 Okay, so wait. Where are you going to celebrate? 942 01:02:21,393 --> 01:02:22,647 Darla makes all the plans. 943 01:02:22,727 --> 01:02:24,983 Call Darla! You've got to celebrate! I'm coming. 944 01:02:25,063 --> 01:02:26,667 Celebrate! Now! Call! 945 01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:38,988 You look so hot! Yeah! 946 01:02:39,344 --> 01:02:42,655 Okay, I'm gonna go check on the table. You need to check out the bar. 947 01:02:51,323 --> 01:02:54,346 - Hey, nice art. - Thanks. 948 01:02:54,426 --> 01:02:56,702 - Why a dragonfly? - I don't know. 949 01:02:57,062 --> 01:02:58,405 I've got one on my shoulder. 950 01:02:59,598 --> 01:03:02,636 I couldn't decide what color, so I picked clear. 951 01:03:03,368 --> 01:03:04,369 That's a joke, right? 952 01:03:08,273 --> 01:03:09,274 Yeah. 953 01:03:11,643 --> 01:03:12,644 You wanna dance? 954 01:03:13,378 --> 01:03:15,221 No, I have a clubfoot. 955 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:20,495 We got you a little something, and I hope you like it. 956 01:03:22,621 --> 01:03:27,179 - Yay! - You guys! Come on. 957 01:03:27,259 --> 01:03:29,205 - You look so pretty! - Are you kidding me? 958 01:03:29,527 --> 01:03:30,982 - Beautiful. - Right? 959 01:03:31,062 --> 01:03:34,066 - Thank you. You're the best. - You're welcome. You're welcome. 960 01:03:34,733 --> 01:03:37,076 Oh, look what the cat dragged in all late! 961 01:03:39,170 --> 01:03:42,194 What's up? I left my child with a stripper, but you're worth it. 962 01:03:42,274 --> 01:03:44,516 Happy birthday! Hold this. 963 01:03:45,543 --> 01:03:46,988 - Thank you. - I'm so excited. 964 01:03:47,913 --> 01:03:49,415 Drum roll, please. 965 01:03:52,050 --> 01:03:53,471 Oh, no! 966 01:03:53,551 --> 01:03:54,791 Ta-da. 967 01:03:55,086 --> 01:03:57,509 You can't give me something that's alive. 968 01:03:57,589 --> 01:04:00,579 - But I just did, though. - Come on, you guys. We've got to go dance! 969 01:04:00,659 --> 01:04:01,847 Come on! I'm gonna leave this here. 970 01:04:01,927 --> 01:04:03,148 - Okay. - I'm so excited. 971 01:04:03,228 --> 01:04:05,071 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 972 01:04:16,207 --> 01:04:18,763 This can't be good for the dog. 973 01:04:19,711 --> 01:04:23,586 There goes my phone. Hold on. 974 01:04:23,915 --> 01:04:26,938 Hello? Stop licking my face. Stop licking me. 975 01:04:27,018 --> 01:04:29,863 - Senna? Hi, is this a bad time? - Adam! 976 01:04:30,155 --> 01:04:33,845 Hi. This place is a little noisy. I just... 977 01:04:33,925 --> 01:04:36,235 I'll get out of here. Just hold on a second. 978 01:04:36,728 --> 01:04:39,217 - Hi. - Hi. Sorry to call so late. 979 01:04:39,297 --> 01:04:40,719 I just want to wish you a happy birthday. 980 01:04:40,799 --> 01:04:42,954 You know, we just got here. It's still early. 981 01:04:43,034 --> 01:04:44,022 You can come by. 982 01:04:44,102 --> 01:04:47,626 - Senna? Senna, can you hear me? - Adam? 983 01:04:47,706 --> 01:04:50,595 - Sorry, I'm losing you. - Adam, we're still here. 984 01:04:50,675 --> 01:04:51,676 - You could... - Senna? 985 01:04:53,712 --> 01:04:54,713 You could... 986 01:04:55,447 --> 01:04:57,427 Aw... Can I? 987 01:04:58,116 --> 01:05:03,430 Oh... Oh, she does not like the club scene at all. 988 01:05:04,489 --> 01:05:05,934 - Who are you calling? - Adam. 989 01:05:06,424 --> 01:05:08,700 I was just talking to him. We got cut off and... 990 01:05:09,094 --> 01:05:11,836 Hey, it's Adam. Leave a message so I can call you back. 991 01:05:12,130 --> 01:05:15,407 His phone is turned off. It's so weird. 992 01:05:15,734 --> 01:05:18,056 - We were just talking like one second ago. - Okay. 993 01:05:18,136 --> 01:05:19,124 - We just got cut off. - I have to tell you something. 994 01:05:19,204 --> 01:05:20,258 - I was already talking to him. - Hang up. Hang up. 995 01:05:20,338 --> 01:05:22,994 Don't call him again. I have to tell you... Hang up! 996 01:05:23,074 --> 01:05:26,364 I have to tell you something. I was supposed to tell you before today, 997 01:05:26,444 --> 01:05:28,967 but your birthday was coming up, so I decided not to. 998 01:05:29,047 --> 01:05:31,425 And then I just forgot, and so... 999 01:05:32,984 --> 01:05:33,985 What? 1000 01:05:34,652 --> 01:05:38,797 Adam was seeing this girl when he was is Boston, but I didn't think It was a big deal. 1001 01:05:39,591 --> 01:05:43,095 But apparently she's moved to LA to be with him. 1002 01:05:43,528 --> 01:05:45,667 I'm sorry, honey. I should've told you. 1003 01:05:46,431 --> 01:05:49,310 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1004 01:05:53,938 --> 01:05:56,783 It's Adam. Leave me a message so I can call you back. 1005 01:05:58,510 --> 01:06:00,046 Hey, it's Senna. 1006 01:06:01,279 --> 01:06:04,658 Um... Darla told me that you 1007 01:06:05,817 --> 01:06:09,765 moved out here with your girlfriend, and I'm just... I'm really happy for you. 1008 01:06:10,855 --> 01:06:11,856 Um... 1009 01:06:13,224 --> 01:06:16,205 So, if you want to get together as friends, 1010 01:06:17,162 --> 01:06:18,163 just call me. 1011 01:06:19,731 --> 01:06:20,732 Okay. 1012 01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:32,513 Every year until I turned 15, I am sure I wished for a horse. 1013 01:06:33,745 --> 01:06:34,746 What a waste. 1014 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:39,355 And then, once I got into high school, I started wishing to get into Stanford. 1015 01:06:39,584 --> 01:06:40,585 Go Trees! 1016 01:06:41,419 --> 01:06:45,231 In college, you wish for good grades and then a good job. 1017 01:06:46,057 --> 01:06:47,058 But now? 1018 01:06:47,992 --> 01:06:52,517 Well, things and accomplishments don't mean anything 1019 01:06:52,597 --> 01:06:54,634 unless you have someone to share them with. 1020 01:06:56,401 --> 01:06:58,176 Other than that whole horse period, 1021 01:06:59,604 --> 01:07:02,744 I would say I'm doing pretty well on the wish front. 1022 01:07:11,716 --> 01:07:14,754 Senna, she's here. Shall I rally the troops? 1023 01:07:23,294 --> 01:07:24,295 Okay, Squeak. 1024 01:07:27,365 --> 01:07:30,744 Ladies. Everybody gather around. We're going to have a couple of words. 1025 01:07:33,238 --> 01:07:35,582 Okay. Good morning, everybody. 1026 01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:40,298 As you know, I sold the shop because I'll be moving to Paris 1027 01:07:40,378 --> 01:07:43,723 where I'll be designing. Yay! 1028 01:07:44,516 --> 01:07:49,192 I'd like you to meet the woman who got me started in this business. 1029 01:07:49,954 --> 01:07:52,161 Your new boss, Vanessa. 1030 01:07:52,690 --> 01:07:55,213 Thank you. I just want to tell you 1031 01:07:55,293 --> 01:07:57,830 how much I'm looking forward to working with you all. 1032 01:07:58,096 --> 01:07:59,871 Senna's built an incredible business. 1033 01:08:00,532 --> 01:08:03,741 A bit of a late bloomer, but worth the wait. 1034 01:08:04,102 --> 01:08:06,309 And I'm honored she's handing the torch to me. 1035 01:08:06,538 --> 01:08:07,539 Make us proud. 1036 01:08:08,907 --> 01:08:09,908 You bet. 1037 01:08:12,911 --> 01:08:13,912 Mommy's phone. 1038 01:08:19,784 --> 01:08:22,321 - Hello. - Congratulations. You're a free woman. 1039 01:08:22,887 --> 01:08:24,209 Yes, I did it. 1040 01:08:24,289 --> 01:08:26,778 Let's go celebrate your last birthday in LA 1041 01:08:26,858 --> 01:08:30,203 - by doing something really Californian. - Like what? 1042 01:08:30,695 --> 01:08:32,650 Beach volleyball! 1043 01:08:34,432 --> 01:08:36,421 Beach volleyball! 1044 01:08:36,501 --> 01:08:39,357 I knew you'd be so happy. It's a great idea, right? 1045 01:08:39,437 --> 01:08:41,860 - Yeah! - Too bad all the courts are taken. 1046 01:08:41,940 --> 01:08:43,895 We're just gonna have to nap it up. 1047 01:08:43,975 --> 01:08:46,683 No, that's Alison. She's holding the second one. Come on. 1048 01:08:47,212 --> 01:08:48,433 You knew about this, didn't you? 1049 01:08:48,513 --> 01:08:50,034 I did, but we don't have to play. 1050 01:08:50,114 --> 01:08:54,586 Yeah, and you let me wear my bikini when you knew the thing was gonna be here. 1051 01:08:54,953 --> 01:08:57,263 Let me tell you, my boobs pop out... 1052 01:08:59,891 --> 01:09:02,080 Hey, guys! Birthday girl! 1053 01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:05,884 Oh, you are very brave in this outfit. Hi. 1054 01:09:05,964 --> 01:09:08,253 - All right, sunscreen, sunscreen? - No, thank you. 1055 01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:09,334 Here. 1056 01:09:10,268 --> 01:09:12,023 I got really badly burned sailing one time 1057 01:09:12,103 --> 01:09:14,592 so now I always bring enough to share. Keep it. 1058 01:09:14,672 --> 01:09:16,811 And I brought something for you, too. 1059 01:09:17,242 --> 01:09:21,554 Whoa, look! Hey, Stevie, wanna build a sand city? 1060 01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:23,201 - Yeah! - Yeah? Okay. 1061 01:09:23,281 --> 01:09:24,602 Bye, baby. Go, go, go. 1062 01:09:24,682 --> 01:09:27,105 - Have fun, Stevie. - So nice. You didn't have to do that. 1063 01:09:27,185 --> 01:09:30,008 Oh. It's nothing. I used to summer in Nantucket, 1064 01:09:30,088 --> 01:09:32,343 and me and my brothers used to build these huge sand castles 1065 01:09:32,423 --> 01:09:35,404 and pretend we lived in them. It was so much fun. 1066 01:09:36,227 --> 01:09:38,917 Anyway, very impressed you guys are game to play. 1067 01:09:38,997 --> 01:09:42,706 Yeah, well, you know, we haven't been put out to pasture just yet. 1068 01:09:43,067 --> 01:09:44,376 - Let's do it. - All right. 1069 01:09:47,071 --> 01:09:48,072 Get it, Sen! 1070 01:09:49,874 --> 01:09:51,796 - Senna, you okay? - God, you okay? 1071 01:09:51,876 --> 01:09:53,219 - That had to hurt. You all right? - You all right? 1072 01:09:53,344 --> 01:09:56,000 - Here, let me help you up. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, great. 1073 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,389 You know, volleyball 1074 01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:04,199 and full body exfoliation on the same day, it's perfect. 1075 01:10:04,689 --> 01:10:05,677 Your serve. 1076 01:10:05,757 --> 01:10:07,566 - Come on. Let's go. - Come on, Senna! 1077 01:10:08,526 --> 01:10:09,527 Damn it! 1078 01:10:11,462 --> 01:10:14,085 - I got it! I got it! - Get it! Get it! Get it! 1079 01:10:14,165 --> 01:10:15,166 Okay, come on! 1080 01:10:19,804 --> 01:10:21,943 - Up there. - You got it. All right. 1081 01:10:26,110 --> 01:10:27,111 You got it, girl! 1082 01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:28,746 Yeah! 1083 01:10:29,147 --> 01:10:30,353 No problem. 1084 01:10:34,018 --> 01:10:35,190 - I got it. - There you go. 1085 01:10:37,121 --> 01:10:39,192 Get it. Get it. Hit it. Hit it! 1086 01:10:43,328 --> 01:10:46,184 Is it just me, people, or do you think maybe it wasn't just Adam 1087 01:10:46,264 --> 01:10:48,005 who picked volleyball today? 1088 01:10:52,036 --> 01:10:54,539 There you are! Ready to go? 1089 01:10:54,806 --> 01:10:57,480 - Already? - We have to bring Stevie and Cameron home. 1090 01:10:57,709 --> 01:11:00,690 Oh, I was hoping we could stay and watch the sun set. 1091 01:11:00,845 --> 01:11:02,467 Well, I don't mind staying a little longer. 1092 01:11:02,547 --> 01:11:05,003 We have a reservation at 7:00. I need to get ready. 1093 01:11:05,083 --> 01:11:07,639 Oh, well, we can drop you off. You're like five minutes from us. 1094 01:11:07,719 --> 01:11:11,098 - And then you ride with Adam? - Is that okay with you? 1095 01:11:13,624 --> 01:11:15,866 All right. See you later, birthday girl. 1096 01:11:16,027 --> 01:11:18,200 Okay. Bye, big man. 1097 01:11:27,505 --> 01:11:29,178 I'm really gonna miss this. 1098 01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:31,483 Yup. Paris is gonna suck. 1099 01:11:33,111 --> 01:11:34,799 You gonna make all your models wear, like, 1100 01:11:34,879 --> 01:11:37,869 10-foot-tall hats made out of feathers and old car parts? 1101 01:11:37,949 --> 01:11:41,973 I was thinking more like faux fur with big tree branches 1102 01:11:42,053 --> 01:11:45,125 - sticking out of their heads. - Oh, yeah, I totally feel that one. 1103 01:11:47,992 --> 01:11:50,281 Just make sure, when you become a big fashion designer, 1104 01:11:50,361 --> 01:11:53,274 you don't forget all the little people you left behind, okay? 1105 01:11:59,137 --> 01:12:00,810 You're really digging in here, huh? 1106 01:12:06,477 --> 01:12:08,013 We can't all have Paris. 1107 01:14:02,326 --> 01:14:04,101 Come on! Come on! Open! 1108 01:14:11,869 --> 01:14:12,870 Come on! 1109 01:14:19,810 --> 01:14:20,811 Okay. 1110 01:14:29,353 --> 01:14:30,889 Senna! 1111 01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:33,764 I'm having a little problem! 1112 01:14:38,195 --> 01:14:39,538 Oh, my God. 1113 01:14:39,664 --> 01:14:42,440 Can you get your ass over here quickly, please? 1114 01:14:44,869 --> 01:14:46,657 I somehow locked the trunk. 1115 01:14:46,737 --> 01:14:51,080 Would you please open the door and just pull the thing on the side of the steering wheel? 1116 01:14:57,848 --> 01:14:58,849 You're not serious. 1117 01:15:02,286 --> 01:15:03,287 This is really bad. 1118 01:15:04,188 --> 01:15:05,633 All right, give me your phone. 1119 01:15:05,723 --> 01:15:07,645 Get your phone out of the bag and give it to me. 1120 01:15:07,725 --> 01:15:10,331 We're supposed to meet them in, like, 20 minutes. 1121 01:15:11,028 --> 01:15:12,302 You don't have your phone? 1122 01:15:14,999 --> 01:15:17,741 Are you kidding me? You know where my phone is? 1123 01:15:18,102 --> 01:15:19,775 It's right there! 1124 01:15:20,538 --> 01:15:23,678 Okay, what are we going to do? We need to find a phone. 1125 01:15:24,375 --> 01:15:26,287 We need to find a phone! 1126 01:15:28,245 --> 01:15:32,717 Senna, stop! I'm stark naked! What am I gonna do? 1127 01:15:33,384 --> 01:15:36,607 Come on, Eileen, please 1128 01:15:36,687 --> 01:15:38,342 Everybody do my part! 1129 01:15:38,422 --> 01:15:42,200 Come on, Eileen... 1130 01:15:52,637 --> 01:15:53,911 Are my balls sticking out? 1131 01:15:54,772 --> 01:15:57,252 - Define "sticking out." - Can you see them? 1132 01:15:58,142 --> 01:16:00,987 - Depends on where you're looking. - Nice. 1133 01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:05,002 How's it going? How are you? 1134 01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:07,790 Oh, my goodness. 1135 01:16:08,052 --> 01:16:10,362 - He's good. - It's karaoke night. 1136 01:16:11,722 --> 01:16:13,725 - I almost got the note! - Love that song. 1137 01:16:14,525 --> 01:16:18,416 Hey, man, I locked my keys in my car across the street. 1138 01:16:18,496 --> 01:16:20,151 Could I possibly use your phone? 1139 01:16:20,231 --> 01:16:22,677 - Sure, buddy. - Thanks, man, I appreciate it. 1140 01:16:25,469 --> 01:16:26,470 I'll be right back. 1141 01:16:27,271 --> 01:16:29,114 Hey, Ali, it's me. 1142 01:16:29,540 --> 01:16:32,597 Come on, Eileen, oh, I swear what I mean 1143 01:16:32,677 --> 01:16:36,300 In that moment you mean everything 1144 01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:38,451 - Can I leave my bag? - Yes, ma'am. 1145 01:16:40,551 --> 01:16:42,807 Well, they're dirty 1146 01:16:42,887 --> 01:16:45,493 Come on, Eileen 1147 01:16:45,856 --> 01:16:48,579 Whoa, whoa, whoa Backup! Whoa, whoa, whoa... 1148 01:16:48,659 --> 01:16:50,639 Everybody! 1149 01:16:50,761 --> 01:16:51,762 Whoa 1150 01:16:52,363 --> 01:16:53,364 Okay, do it again! 1151 01:16:53,998 --> 01:16:54,999 Whoa 1152 01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:59,679 There you are! I thought maybe you took off with Eileen. 1153 01:16:59,870 --> 01:17:01,850 Well, the night is young. 1154 01:17:02,973 --> 01:17:06,263 All right, all right, all right. Jody was supposed to be up next, 1155 01:17:06,343 --> 01:17:08,799 but we have a birthday in the house, 1156 01:17:08,879 --> 01:17:11,335 and our birthday girl wants her special friend 1157 01:17:11,415 --> 01:17:14,726 to be allowed to come up here and sing her a song. What do y'all say? 1158 01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:19,593 All right, so let's give a big hand to Adam! Where's Adam? 1159 01:17:20,224 --> 01:17:24,915 To Adam as he serenades his birthday girl! Come on up, Adam! 1160 01:17:24,995 --> 01:17:26,998 - No! No, that's not gonna happen! - Adam! 1161 01:17:27,465 --> 01:17:29,153 Adam! Adam! Adam! 1162 01:17:29,233 --> 01:17:33,024 I do not do that. I don't do it. You don't want to hear it. 1163 01:17:33,104 --> 01:17:35,346 - Adam! Adam! Adam! - Hilarious! 1164 01:17:35,573 --> 01:17:38,713 - Come on, Adam, we don't bite! Come on! - You want me to do this? 1165 01:17:40,845 --> 01:17:41,846 You bitch. 1166 01:17:48,119 --> 01:17:50,207 Dude, I hope you sing better than you dress! 1167 01:17:50,287 --> 01:17:53,097 - I don't. I'm worse. - You hear this guy? 1168 01:17:53,324 --> 01:17:55,895 - All right! Take the stage. - Forgive my wardrobe. It's a long story. 1169 01:17:56,393 --> 01:17:58,382 - Looking great. You're looking great. - What do I do? 1170 01:17:58,462 --> 01:17:59,532 Oh, that was your cue! 1171 01:17:59,797 --> 01:18:01,834 How have you been? 1172 01:18:02,299 --> 01:18:03,300 Come on! Come on! 1173 01:18:03,734 --> 01:18:06,271 Changed your style? 1174 01:18:06,704 --> 01:18:09,026 - You do not want me to sing. - No, no, no, you're doing great. 1175 01:18:09,106 --> 01:18:10,661 - Please, I don't wanna do this. - You're doing great. 1176 01:18:10,741 --> 01:18:13,297 - Come on, just keep singing. - Please! I swear to God, I don't do this. 1177 01:18:13,377 --> 01:18:16,300 Don't seem the same Seems you've lost your feel 1178 01:18:16,380 --> 01:18:17,768 I don't do this. This is just not my thing. 1179 01:18:17,848 --> 01:18:19,904 Come on, join me! Let's do it together. 1180 01:18:19,984 --> 01:18:21,405 You're all being really nice in a mean sort of way. 1181 01:18:21,485 --> 01:18:23,897 Let's do it. Let's do it. You're doing great. Just follow along. 1182 01:18:24,054 --> 01:18:26,677 So let's leave it alone 1183 01:18:26,757 --> 01:18:28,379 I'm going to kick your ass! 1184 01:18:28,459 --> 01:18:31,201 Come on, finish it. For your birthday girl. 1185 01:18:31,762 --> 01:18:32,763 Seriously. 1186 01:18:37,368 --> 01:18:41,578 There's only you and me and we just disagree 1187 01:18:43,574 --> 01:18:48,888 Oh, oh, oh, ooh, ooh 1188 01:18:52,283 --> 01:18:53,270 Yeah! 1189 01:18:53,350 --> 01:18:55,589 There's more where that came from! 1190 01:18:58,622 --> 01:19:00,499 I'm going away 1191 01:19:02,393 --> 01:19:04,839 Back to a place that's far away 1192 01:19:05,696 --> 01:19:06,684 How about you? 1193 01:19:06,764 --> 01:19:07,868 Maybe Paris, huh? 1194 01:19:08,532 --> 01:19:10,671 Have you got a place to stay? 1195 01:19:11,268 --> 01:19:12,941 Why should I care? 1196 01:19:13,571 --> 01:19:16,609 Look at me. I'm just trying to get along, all right? 1197 01:19:17,474 --> 01:19:19,347 We were friends 1198 01:19:21,011 --> 01:19:25,517 And now it's the end of our love song 1199 01:19:29,286 --> 01:19:32,426 So let's leave it alone 1200 01:19:33,858 --> 01:19:36,668 'Cause we can't see eye to eye 1201 01:19:37,328 --> 01:19:39,774 There ain't no good guy 1202 01:19:39,964 --> 01:19:42,720 There ain't no bad guy 1203 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:47,545 There's only you and me and we just disagree 1204 01:19:49,473 --> 01:19:52,613 Ooh, ooh, ooh 1205 01:19:52,910 --> 01:19:56,858 Oh, oh, oh 1206 01:19:58,148 --> 01:20:00,287 - Yeah! - You happy? 1207 01:20:01,819 --> 01:20:03,628 Well, happy birthday. 1208 01:20:04,989 --> 01:20:07,526 - Adam? - Alison! Hey, guys. 1209 01:20:07,825 --> 01:20:11,215 - Hi. - I locked my clothes in the car. 1210 01:20:11,295 --> 01:20:14,140 Hey, Hoss. From the gals down the end 1211 01:20:14,598 --> 01:20:18,307 in appreciation of your inspired vocal performance. 1212 01:20:18,502 --> 01:20:19,503 - You sang? - You sang? 1213 01:20:20,604 --> 01:20:22,777 - You told me you were tone-deaf. - Oh, he is. 1214 01:20:24,742 --> 01:20:27,264 Um, I brought you a spare key. You can change in the car. 1215 01:20:27,344 --> 01:20:28,599 - Thanks. - Wait, wait, wait. 1216 01:20:28,679 --> 01:20:31,524 We can't let a free pitcher of beer go to waste. 1217 01:20:31,916 --> 01:20:34,726 And look! A table opened up. Come on. 1218 01:20:35,152 --> 01:20:36,153 Hmm. 1219 01:20:40,057 --> 01:20:41,627 Thanks. I'll go change. 1220 01:20:45,262 --> 01:20:46,673 I got you a little something. 1221 01:20:47,064 --> 01:20:48,052 Oh. 1222 01:20:48,132 --> 01:20:50,908 I spent my junior year in Paris, and I love the city. 1223 01:20:51,235 --> 01:20:54,648 They really know how to live there. You may never come back. 1224 01:20:57,408 --> 01:20:59,897 - What are you doing, Darla? - We're gonna play a game. 1225 01:20:59,977 --> 01:21:03,000 It's called "Never have I ever." It's really simple. 1226 01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:06,619 We go around in a circle, and when it's your turn, you say 1227 01:21:06,917 --> 01:21:10,241 something that you've never done, like, "I've never driven a Ferrari." 1228 01:21:10,321 --> 01:21:13,510 And if someone else in the circle has, they hand you a match. 1229 01:21:13,590 --> 01:21:16,901 And whoever has all the matches at the end of the game is the winner. 1230 01:21:17,061 --> 01:21:18,249 What do we get if we win? 1231 01:21:18,329 --> 01:21:20,366 - You're not gonna win so I wouldn't worry. - She always wins. 1232 01:21:20,965 --> 01:21:22,911 All right, I'll start. 1233 01:21:23,133 --> 01:21:24,703 I have never been to Paris. 1234 01:21:25,736 --> 01:21:27,978 - So I give you that. - Yes. Thank you. 1235 01:21:28,138 --> 01:21:30,380 - Steve, you go. - I have, um, 1236 01:21:32,276 --> 01:21:35,966 - never been to a nudie beach. - Oh, good one, Steve! 1237 01:21:36,046 --> 01:21:38,369 We went on this corporate retreat in Saint Barts. 1238 01:21:38,449 --> 01:21:39,436 It was so awful! 1239 01:21:39,516 --> 01:21:42,740 - Darla instantly ripped her clothes off. - That's not true! 1240 01:21:42,820 --> 01:21:45,409 We all just had to take pictures. We were embarrassed for her. 1241 01:21:45,489 --> 01:21:47,711 Oh, my God! You've seen everybody at this table naked. 1242 01:21:47,791 --> 01:21:49,179 That's an accomplishment, my friend. 1243 01:21:49,259 --> 01:21:51,136 - Thank you for sharing that, Darla. - Yeah. You're welcome. 1244 01:21:51,628 --> 01:21:52,698 Wait. 1245 01:21:53,030 --> 01:21:56,153 - Steve? You've seen Steve naked? - I steam after racquetball. 1246 01:21:56,233 --> 01:21:58,611 That's true. We like to do that. 1247 01:21:59,336 --> 01:22:00,576 All right, it's your turn. 1248 01:22:01,305 --> 01:22:05,583 Oh, I have never, ever locked my keys in my car. 1249 01:22:06,810 --> 01:22:11,936 - You are a perfect person. - Well, I wouldn't say perfect, but... 1250 01:22:12,016 --> 01:22:13,017 Yes, I would. 1251 01:22:16,086 --> 01:22:18,999 - Adam? - Okay, I have 1252 01:22:20,090 --> 01:22:22,002 never seen Gone with the Wind. 1253 01:22:23,527 --> 01:22:25,716 None of you at this table have seen Gone with the Wind? 1254 01:22:25,796 --> 01:22:28,385 - I saw, like, half. - What's the matter with you people? 1255 01:22:28,465 --> 01:22:29,466 Okay, your turn. 1256 01:22:30,868 --> 01:22:34,247 I have never had sex with a woman. 1257 01:22:34,671 --> 01:22:35,672 Okay. 1258 01:22:35,906 --> 01:22:38,595 - You're killing me. - Darla! You're the adventurous one. 1259 01:22:38,675 --> 01:22:41,699 - Yeah, yeah, let's all discuss it. - Okay. 1260 01:22:41,779 --> 01:22:44,624 No, that was a joke. Thank you, Senna. 1261 01:22:44,848 --> 01:22:45,849 Okay, it's my turn. 1262 01:22:46,984 --> 01:22:49,726 I have never been to Vegas. 1263 01:22:50,621 --> 01:22:53,101 - Yeah, well, there goes mine. - Anybody else? 1264 01:22:53,257 --> 01:22:57,069 Give him your match, Mr. "I'm Single, I've Got a Ticket." 1265 01:22:57,161 --> 01:22:58,162 I didn't go. 1266 01:22:59,329 --> 01:23:04,210 I had tickets... A ticket once for a trip to Vegas. Never got on the plane. 1267 01:23:05,903 --> 01:23:08,892 - They were going to elope. - She knows we were engaged, Darla. 1268 01:23:08,972 --> 01:23:12,249 I was engaged once, too. My high school quarterback. 1269 01:23:12,543 --> 01:23:13,817 Ooh, we all make mistakes. 1270 01:23:15,312 --> 01:23:17,815 - I think it's your turn. - Mine? Oh. 1271 01:23:20,451 --> 01:23:22,260 I have never smoked pot. 1272 01:23:23,187 --> 01:23:24,188 Ooh! 1273 01:23:25,122 --> 01:23:27,044 - Strategical. - You know what? 1274 01:23:27,124 --> 01:23:28,626 I should probably give you two. 1275 01:23:30,327 --> 01:23:32,933 - All right. Adam? - Okay. 1276 01:23:34,431 --> 01:23:35,432 I... 1277 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:40,524 have never intentionally humiliated a friend in front of a crowd of rowdy cowboys. 1278 01:23:40,604 --> 01:23:43,676 Oh, you loved every minute of it. 1279 01:23:45,242 --> 01:23:46,243 We all did. 1280 01:23:47,377 --> 01:23:48,378 Give me my match. 1281 01:23:51,682 --> 01:23:52,683 Okay. 1282 01:23:53,484 --> 01:23:54,485 It's your turn. 1283 01:24:09,133 --> 01:24:11,704 I've never loved any man but Adam, 1284 01:24:14,738 --> 01:24:16,479 and I don't think I ever will. 1285 01:24:21,778 --> 01:24:24,268 We may have seen each other naked, but that's the extent of it. 1286 01:24:24,348 --> 01:24:26,123 I think I've had enough of this game. 1287 01:24:44,935 --> 01:24:46,847 I mean, I know it's her birthday, 1288 01:24:48,372 --> 01:24:49,373 but she had no right. 1289 01:24:51,408 --> 01:24:53,047 That was completely inappropriate. 1290 01:25:03,787 --> 01:25:04,788 What are you doing? 1291 01:25:07,891 --> 01:25:08,892 Adam. 1292 01:25:15,499 --> 01:25:16,500 I'm sorry. 1293 01:25:19,570 --> 01:25:20,776 Adam, what are you doing? 1294 01:25:21,638 --> 01:25:23,880 Where are you going? Adam! 1295 01:25:29,513 --> 01:25:32,221 I don't know whether to hug you or punch you in the face. 1296 01:25:32,316 --> 01:25:33,317 Adam! 1297 01:25:36,286 --> 01:25:38,926 - Where's Alison? - I left her on the side of the road. 1298 01:25:40,090 --> 01:25:41,296 - What? - In the car! 1299 01:25:41,391 --> 01:25:42,995 Don't worry. She's not gonna die. 1300 01:25:43,260 --> 01:25:44,261 She might kill me. 1301 01:25:46,597 --> 01:25:47,598 Sorry about that? 1302 01:25:47,731 --> 01:25:51,543 "I've never loved any other man, and I don't think I ever will"? 1303 01:25:53,870 --> 01:25:55,474 Isn't that a little melodramatic? 1304 01:25:55,939 --> 01:25:59,250 - I'm a little melodramatic. - So, you didn't mean it? 1305 01:26:00,143 --> 01:26:01,932 No, I meant it, absolutely. 1306 01:26:02,012 --> 01:26:06,222 I'm in a relationship with Alison. She moved here to be with me. 1307 01:26:07,384 --> 01:26:10,240 - So? - I don't feel the same way about her 1308 01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,321 as I do about you! 1309 01:26:16,927 --> 01:26:17,928 So... 1310 01:26:26,937 --> 01:26:30,316 - You'll meet somebody else. - Oh, would you stop it already with that! 1311 01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:33,163 What, you want me to admit I was wrong? Okay, I was wrong! 1312 01:26:33,243 --> 01:26:36,713 I thought there'd be five or three or at least one other, but guess what. 1313 01:26:37,314 --> 01:26:41,319 I obviously don't feel that way anymore because here I am with you! 1314 01:26:41,985 --> 01:26:46,161 The problem is, I don't know what I'm supposed to do about that! 1315 01:26:47,424 --> 01:26:48,425 Marry me. 1316 01:26:51,928 --> 01:26:54,534 - You're not serious. - Hey, I took a knee here. 1317 01:27:07,377 --> 01:27:08,378 Is that a yes? 1318 01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:11,081 Yes. 1319 01:27:14,584 --> 01:27:16,962 - Once again, I don't have a ring. - I don't care. 1320 01:27:31,401 --> 01:27:33,210 Can I ask you something? 1321 01:27:34,304 --> 01:27:35,305 Anything. 1322 01:27:36,106 --> 01:27:40,452 What changed your mind about there being only one? 1323 01:27:41,778 --> 01:27:43,451 You did, stupid. 1324 01:27:51,855 --> 01:27:55,200 I have wished for the same thing since I was 10 years old. 1325 01:27:56,059 --> 01:28:00,940 I just kind of closed my eyes and imagined, 1326 01:28:01,898 --> 01:28:05,311 I guess you'd call it, a moment. 1327 01:28:06,703 --> 01:28:12,517 A moment where all of my screw-ups and heartaches 1328 01:28:13,944 --> 01:28:16,600 would just kind of fade into the background 1329 01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:20,025 and who I was meant to be would emerge. 1330 01:28:24,354 --> 01:28:25,993 I got my moment. 1331 01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:39,142 - Olga! Where's Olga? - I don't know! 1332 01:28:39,403 --> 01:28:42,248 Help me find Olga, or I will have a heart attack! 1333 01:28:42,372 --> 01:28:44,761 - Olga? Where's Olga? - Come on! 1334 01:28:44,841 --> 01:28:47,151 - I need to find Olga! - Come on, sweetie. 1335 01:28:47,344 --> 01:28:48,345 This hat. 1336 01:28:49,413 --> 01:28:53,486 Gorgeous. Okay, smile. Out there. Okay, go. 1337 01:28:54,084 --> 01:28:56,573 - Senna, what are you doing? - I am sewing 1338 01:28:56,653 --> 01:28:58,809 - this button back on that. - No, we're done! 1339 01:28:58,889 --> 01:29:00,410 You can't send them out there without a coat. 1340 01:29:00,490 --> 01:29:01,478 Get out there! 1341 01:29:01,558 --> 01:29:04,129 - Do you need me to do something? - Babe, do whatever. 1342 01:29:04,461 --> 01:29:05,982 Do you want me to do something? I'll go out. 1343 01:29:06,062 --> 01:29:08,819 - Oh, you are so cute. - Hat! Get it. Gray hat! 1344 01:29:08,899 --> 01:29:11,121 Here, here's a red hat! Do you need this hat? 1345 01:29:11,201 --> 01:29:12,589 - No, the gray hat. The gray hat. - Is she ready? 1346 01:29:12,669 --> 01:29:14,091 - Ready? Come on. She's coming back. - Here's another hat. 1347 01:29:14,171 --> 01:29:15,172 Is she ready? 1348 01:29:15,372 --> 01:29:20,219 - Go, go, go. Smile. Smile, smile. - Okay. Smile. 1349 01:29:20,844 --> 01:29:25,054 Whoo! Good girl. God, I love this. No, no, not me, Tom! 1350 01:29:25,215 --> 01:29:26,660 - Me. - Oh, yes. 1351 01:29:27,150 --> 01:29:28,872 - Coat, coat, coat. - Coat, coat, coat. 1352 01:29:28,952 --> 01:29:30,363 - Coat! - Fast, fast, fast, go! 1353 01:29:31,655 --> 01:29:33,157 You look beautiful, honey. 1354 01:29:33,623 --> 01:29:34,693 Hold on. Teeth check. 1355 01:29:36,159 --> 01:29:39,916 Yeah, don't be nervous, okay? Everybody out there loves you. 1356 01:29:39,996 --> 01:29:42,301 I wouldn't have invited them if they didn't. 1357 01:29:43,867 --> 01:29:44,855 They're clapping. 1358 01:29:44,935 --> 01:29:47,177 Shh. They love it. They love you. 1359 01:29:49,239 --> 01:29:50,240 Okay. 1360 01:29:51,041 --> 01:29:54,648 - All right. No, wait, wait. Wait for it. - Okay. 1361 01:29:55,278 --> 01:29:58,953 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Senna Berges-Price. 1362 01:30:00,050 --> 01:30:01,051 Yay! 105853

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