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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:35,474 --> 00:00:40,716 VIVA ITALIA! 3 00:02:03,552 --> 00:02:06,992 Even though it's contaminated by the effluvium of the neighboring city... 4 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:08,960 the air here is still pure. 5 00:02:09,097 --> 00:02:11,397 It's still rosy, your Emminence. 6 00:02:11,502 --> 00:02:14,907 Oh, lavender! 7 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:20,248 A sprig among the white clothes. 8 00:02:20,353 --> 00:02:23,154 I still see my mother, preparing the armoires... 9 00:02:23,292 --> 00:02:29,100 while my brothers and I were under the giant fig tree... 10 00:02:29,204 --> 00:02:32,199 eating the last of its fruit. 11 00:02:32,343 --> 00:02:34,438 This fig tree seems to be cursed by our lord. 12 00:02:34,548 --> 00:02:38,717 Maybe the pollution from the city is too nearby. 13 00:02:38,824 --> 00:02:42,285 Very much so. Gaetano? Are things that grave? 14 00:02:42,397 --> 00:02:46,360 I fear so. It's Sunday too, everything is closed. 15 00:02:46,472 --> 00:02:48,237 I could call an ambulance. 16 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:53,080 Arriving at the inaugartion in an ambulance doesn't strike me as dignified. 17 00:02:53,753 --> 00:02:55,415 So what can we do? 18 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,960 - Clean it again. - Yes, go. 19 00:02:58,062 --> 00:03:01,262 With any luck it'll be a disgrace. The parish is nearby. 20 00:03:01,401 --> 00:03:02,802 Let's go. 21 00:03:02,905 --> 00:03:04,704 They'll be happy to recieve it. 22 00:03:09,384 --> 00:03:11,581 It's closed, let's try over there. 23 00:03:13,492 --> 00:03:15,519 THE MONKS 24 00:03:18,035 --> 00:03:21,805 MORE HOMES LESS CHURCHES 25 00:03:27,922 --> 00:03:30,894 - We've been waiting for months! - And the light? 26 00:03:30,994 --> 00:03:34,433 - I have no water in my home! - I have no gas in mine! 27 00:03:34,568 --> 00:03:36,162 Enough! Will you let me speak? 28 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:39,276 Perhaps it would be better, your Emminence... 29 00:03:41,849 --> 00:03:46,187 I've complained a thousand times, I want a solution! 30 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:48,090 Order, order! 31 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:50,463 Order. 32 00:03:51,134 --> 00:03:53,434 One at a time, democratically. 33 00:03:53,773 --> 00:03:55,902 Who has asked to speak? 34 00:03:56,011 --> 00:04:00,213 Let's all go to city hall and speak to Marcus Aurelius! 35 00:04:00,319 --> 00:04:02,722 The municipality isn't responsible. 36 00:04:02,858 --> 00:04:04,224 Then who is? 37 00:04:04,361 --> 00:04:07,060 - They've deliberated. - Who? 38 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:10,034 - To be more precise, I propose to name... - Go on! 39 00:04:10,139 --> 00:04:12,872 Shut up for a bit, let me finish! 40 00:04:12,978 --> 00:04:16,884 I propose to name a commission that will recieve... 41 00:04:16,986 --> 00:04:20,516 - Where, in the city? - Where else? 42 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:24,601 - It's always the same thing! - I want to speak! 43 00:04:25,336 --> 00:04:28,308 - I want to speak! - Mother, there's one on a red dress. 44 00:04:28,409 --> 00:04:30,276 Who is it? 45 00:04:31,148 --> 00:04:34,849 Hello Father. Forgive me sir. 46 00:04:34,955 --> 00:04:38,519 I don't know what to call you. Excellence? Emminence? 47 00:04:39,564 --> 00:04:41,500 I don't know. 48 00:04:43,572 --> 00:04:46,476 This is the community of the parish of St. Mathew. 49 00:04:48,282 --> 00:04:50,810 To what do we owe the honor of this visit? 50 00:04:50,921 --> 00:04:52,686 What is your name, my son? 51 00:04:52,791 --> 00:04:54,818 I am Don Paolo Arnoldi. 52 00:04:55,764 --> 00:04:58,200 Oh, of course. 53 00:04:58,302 --> 00:05:01,969 I've heard of you, friend Paolo. 54 00:05:03,913 --> 00:05:06,213 May I sit among you? 55 00:05:06,318 --> 00:05:08,789 Franco! Take a seat. 56 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,926 Make yourself comfortable, please. 57 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:19,100 Please. 58 00:05:21,916 --> 00:05:24,182 Who has asked to speak? 59 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,156 We hear you. Who wants to speak? 60 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:30,322 You won't speak? Did he scare you? 61 00:05:30,466 --> 00:05:35,340 Me, scared? No one does anything because everything is in ruins. 62 00:05:35,476 --> 00:05:37,343 What do you mean, ruins? It's all cement. 63 00:05:37,447 --> 00:05:40,146 - We want a solution! - Very well. 64 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:44,420 - We'll took it by force! - Yes, and the police will throw you out. 65 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,658 - We could lose everything. - We'll lose more if we don't try. 66 00:05:47,835 --> 00:05:51,605 - You never do anything! - Shut up fascist! 67 00:05:55,951 --> 00:05:57,112 It's been a year! 68 00:05:57,253 --> 00:06:00,749 A year I've been trying to get you to understand, to reason! 69 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:04,824 Seeing as how you can't agree on anything, we'll vote. 70 00:06:04,935 --> 00:06:07,736 - The priest has gotten angry. - What are we voting on? 71 00:06:07,841 --> 00:06:10,038 You won't vote, your Emminence? 72 00:06:10,145 --> 00:06:12,844 No, I don't think it's appropriate. 73 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:17,315 What does his Emminence care? He washes his hands of it. 74 00:06:17,426 --> 00:06:21,663 Did you see, your Emminence? These unfortunates have been abandoned by all. 75 00:06:21,802 --> 00:06:25,138 This is no man's land, and that's not the only problem. 76 00:06:25,242 --> 00:06:27,371 You don't want to give your opinion? 77 00:06:28,616 --> 00:06:35,357 Of course. With true shame and profound agony... 78 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:38,434 I take the stand to speak to you all. 79 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:42,065 Shame, because I came to your community... 80 00:06:42,209 --> 00:06:46,377 due to a coincidental and everyday mechanical accident and not forced... 81 00:06:46,484 --> 00:06:50,151 as I should have been, by any religious feeling. 82 00:06:50,292 --> 00:06:55,496 And the pain is real at seeing the total lack of well-being... 83 00:06:55,637 --> 00:06:58,005 in which you live out your everyday lives. 84 00:06:58,141 --> 00:07:02,606 A lack in well-being that can turn in to violence. 85 00:07:02,751 --> 00:07:06,987 The dumb, the useless, the stupid violence. 86 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:12,229 I've heard some of you, you in particular, I believe, say: 87 00:07:13,472 --> 00:07:15,602 "Let's go..." 88 00:07:16,378 --> 00:07:18,439 "Let's take over..." 89 00:07:18,783 --> 00:07:20,753 "Let's attack..." 90 00:07:23,158 --> 00:07:25,857 Look who's talking about violence! 91 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:28,628 Yes, yes. I... No, no. 92 00:07:28,770 --> 00:07:30,398 I exercised violence. 93 00:07:30,539 --> 00:07:34,377 Did I changed your mind? 94 00:07:34,514 --> 00:07:36,416 Did I convince you? No! 95 00:07:36,518 --> 00:07:41,153 I only increased your anger. Isn't that so friend? 96 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:45,224 So now? Go on. Go on children. 97 00:07:45,335 --> 00:07:48,866 Let's return you to your community... 98 00:07:48,976 --> 00:07:52,176 which at the moment stands accused... - Son of a bitch. 99 00:07:52,617 --> 00:07:55,680 ...of neglecting spiritual virtue in favor of... 100 00:07:55,790 --> 00:07:59,696 perhaps in an execissve manner, social matters... 101 00:07:59,865 --> 00:08:02,928 the betterment of your material conditions. 102 00:08:03,071 --> 00:08:08,480 I don't accuse you, no. I don't accuse you. Although it's true... 103 00:08:08,582 --> 00:08:12,921 that the saints could elevate themselves even among misery. 104 00:08:13,058 --> 00:08:16,360 I recall St. Francis, the beggar of Assisi... 105 00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:19,527 St. Benito and in thousands of heroes of the faith... 106 00:08:19,638 --> 00:08:25,640 who managed to get rid of everything, to be happy in poverty. 107 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,982 But they were saints. 108 00:08:28,388 --> 00:08:31,657 We aren't. 109 00:08:31,829 --> 00:08:34,801 We're imperfect. 110 00:08:35,569 --> 00:08:38,507 But how could you not be imperfect? 111 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:43,847 You who follow a different sort of happiness... 112 00:08:43,986 --> 00:08:46,388 worldly happiness. 113 00:08:46,491 --> 00:08:48,051 For us happiness is justice! 114 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,960 Yes, justice. 115 00:08:50,199 --> 00:08:53,695 What are you doing? Get out! 116 00:08:54,173 --> 00:08:56,667 - Get out of here. - Begone. 117 00:08:56,779 --> 00:09:00,582 Justice, yes brothers, but, what justice? 118 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,518 What sort of justice? 119 00:09:02,624 --> 00:09:06,290 The justice of a priest who doesn't feel the responsiblity... 120 00:09:06,464 --> 00:09:09,869 of wearing with dignity the holy vestements? 121 00:09:09,972 --> 00:09:13,172 No, the justice of god. 122 00:09:13,278 --> 00:09:17,116 - It isn't the vestements, your Emminence! - Shut up, let him speak. 123 00:09:17,219 --> 00:09:20,555 Very well, Jesus said: 124 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,828 "Blessed are those who hunger for justice... 125 00:09:24,935 --> 00:09:28,374 for they shall be satisfied." But he also said: 126 00:09:28,475 --> 00:09:32,472 "Blessed are the meek, because meekness... 127 00:09:32,684 --> 00:09:34,516 shall be turned into riches". 128 00:09:34,621 --> 00:09:36,989 - When did he say that? - He said it. 129 00:09:37,092 --> 00:09:39,187 - Didn't you see Zefirelli's Jesus? - Yes, yes. 130 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:42,427 Let us read the Gospel, beloved children... 131 00:09:42,569 --> 00:09:45,838 and remeber Christ's words... 132 00:09:45,944 --> 00:09:48,814 "Do not forge a treasure on earth... 133 00:09:48,916 --> 00:09:52,218 where thieves loot and pillage. 134 00:09:52,323 --> 00:09:55,022 Instead forge a treasure in heaven". 135 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,791 What a tongue he has! 136 00:09:56,899 --> 00:10:00,030 - They should make him pope. - They should. 137 00:10:00,773 --> 00:10:04,873 Today is a day of celebration. Perhaps not for you... 138 00:10:04,982 --> 00:10:09,480 but surely for me, because I am among you... 139 00:10:09,624 --> 00:10:11,320 my beloved congregation. 140 00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:15,595 And I want that this house of the Lord... 141 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:20,040 which isn't a house of intrigues, or of frolic... 142 00:10:20,145 --> 00:10:24,552 be illuminated with light, like is done... 143 00:10:24,654 --> 00:10:27,751 in palaces on holidays. 144 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:31,926 Light, then, all your lights! 145 00:10:32,036 --> 00:10:34,336 Illuminate your souls! 146 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,707 - Let the light penetrate... - How beautiful! 147 00:10:36,812 --> 00:10:39,510 - It looks like Christmas. - Yes, Christmas. 148 00:10:39,618 --> 00:10:44,355 And all together, children, let us listen to the old and much loved... 149 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:47,991 ringing of the bells for the glory of the Lord. 150 00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:50,696 Yes, very good, go on little one. 151 00:10:53,846 --> 00:10:57,182 And let us express through the sound of this old organ... 152 00:10:57,286 --> 00:11:00,851 our feelings of faith, of charity, of hope... 153 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:05,629 of meekness. Yes, and of obedience. 154 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:10,438 And let us sing together, my flock, to the glory of the Lord. 155 00:11:29,049 --> 00:11:30,882 He will be proud! 156 00:11:39,336 --> 00:11:42,206 Your Emminece, Gaetano is there, we can leave. 157 00:12:19,751 --> 00:12:22,313 Raise up your voices! 158 00:12:22,422 --> 00:12:25,451 Let them reach the heavens! 159 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:38,451 AUTO STOP 160 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,982 Yes, your grandmother. Yeah, go to hell. 161 00:13:08,514 --> 00:13:10,074 Yes, of course. 162 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,995 Wait a moment. 163 00:13:27,687 --> 00:13:29,451 Hello, very kind of you. 164 00:13:29,556 --> 00:13:31,321 - Where are you going? - To Bondano. 165 00:13:31,427 --> 00:13:34,058 What a pity, I'm taking a detour to Ponzelle first. 166 00:13:34,199 --> 00:13:37,171 It's quite a ways away. 167 00:13:37,305 --> 00:13:40,300 - You couldn't? - To Bondano? No, they're waiting for me. 168 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,612 Get on anyway. You'll gain some ground and then... 169 00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:46,246 we'll see. Go on, get in. 170 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,134 Very well, get comfortable. 171 00:13:55,475 --> 00:13:59,006 I like this, you know? Picking people up on the road. 172 00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:01,916 Women, of course. 173 00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:06,556 Because the presence of a woman in the car... 174 00:14:06,698 --> 00:14:09,362 always gives things a touch of joy. That's how it is. 175 00:14:09,804 --> 00:14:12,240 It makes travelling easier too. 176 00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:17,410 Oh, these boys... 177 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:20,957 How can they get in with the first one that comes by? 178 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,861 They should have some caution. Don't they read the newspaper? 179 00:14:23,999 --> 00:14:27,769 I mean, sexual violence, rapes. 180 00:14:27,874 --> 00:14:29,867 I could see you are a good person. 181 00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:32,414 Thank you very much. 182 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:36,852 But I'm still a man. 183 00:14:39,664 --> 00:14:44,230 I could even be your father, for example. 184 00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:46,943 I hope this question isn't rude. 185 00:14:52,924 --> 00:14:56,454 I have a daughter about your age. 186 00:15:00,405 --> 00:15:02,466 What did you say your name was? 187 00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:04,372 I didn't say. 188 00:15:08,421 --> 00:15:10,756 - Piera. - Piera? 189 00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:13,956 That's good, like my car. 190 00:15:14,099 --> 00:15:16,035 Look here Piera. Piera! Look. 191 00:15:16,136 --> 00:15:18,072 That's the cars name? 192 00:15:18,174 --> 00:15:20,941 - You named your car? - No, let me explain. 193 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:24,952 I had a secretary for 12 years. 194 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:30,623 Truthfully, she was a bit more than a secretary. 195 00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:34,237 How great for you! Was it romantic? 196 00:15:34,373 --> 00:15:38,541 Romantic, what do you think? I'm a sentimentalist above all things! 197 00:15:38,682 --> 00:15:40,675 This necklace is lovely! 198 00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:44,148 This is lovely too. What is it? 199 00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:47,231 What is this? Something typical? 200 00:15:52,075 --> 00:15:54,238 Look here young lady! 201 00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:57,374 Look, 99,979 kilometeters. 202 00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:59,990 That means that in 21 kilometers... 203 00:16:00,091 --> 00:16:02,927 we'll be celebrating 100 thousand. 204 00:16:03,064 --> 00:16:05,432 What a car young lady! 205 00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:11,407 I'll celebrate it alone, it's 10 until the detour. 206 00:16:11,547 --> 00:16:14,212 Excuse me, but that's the price of the ride. 207 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:19,625 If you ask for a ride, you should be ready to pay something. 208 00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:24,296 I would be willing to take you... 209 00:16:24,741 --> 00:16:26,904 but only if there were... 210 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:29,081 a valid reason. 211 00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:32,417 Do you understand me? 212 00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:40,130 What do you do for a living? Are you a salesman? 213 00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:44,612 No, textiles. Fabrics. I work from home. 214 00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:47,217 I have a special way with the ladies. 215 00:16:47,352 --> 00:16:51,019 Yes, because I am profoundly feminist. 216 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,599 Ah, it's what they call black jobs. 217 00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:56,531 Holy Virgin, what an ugly expression. 218 00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:59,870 Why black? Do you think I swindle people? 219 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:04,213 Don't you know how many would be on the street without me? 220 00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:08,685 No one wants to work nowadays! That's the truth. 221 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,788 Young people today don't have the will. 222 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:14,394 They just want to play guitar. 223 00:17:14,506 --> 00:17:17,376 I work and my friends do too. 224 00:17:17,478 --> 00:17:20,382 Very good, young people should work. 225 00:17:20,518 --> 00:17:24,253 It's better than taking to the streets throwing bombs. 226 00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:27,497 Do they do that for you? 227 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:31,933 My child, don't you read the newspapers? 228 00:17:32,108 --> 00:17:36,446 Haven't you heard of the muggings, of people being kidnapped? 229 00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:41,049 The armed groups, the Red Brigade? 230 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:45,429 It's enough to just open a single page, look. 231 00:17:45,534 --> 00:17:48,506 What's written here? Here, for example. 232 00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:52,445 Escape? Tell me, I can't see. What does it say? 233 00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:58,358 FAILED ESCAPE OF THREE DETAINEES 234 00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,455 Three detainees escape from the women's jail in Bovone. 235 00:18:01,634 --> 00:18:05,038 If women escape from jail nowadays too, we're ready. 236 00:18:05,207 --> 00:18:07,541 You can't live in peace nowadays, that's what I say. 237 00:18:08,347 --> 00:18:12,618 Bovone? Bovone is near here. 238 00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:16,786 The prisoners had a gun, with which the youngest... 239 00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:20,668 gravely injured a guard. - How horrible! 240 00:18:20,772 --> 00:18:26,774 They are Marica Svlatah, 39 years old. Assunta Scandapico, 36 years old... 241 00:18:26,884 --> 00:18:30,550 and Piera Puzzilo, 20 years old. 242 00:18:30,659 --> 00:18:32,218 Twenty years old! 243 00:18:36,604 --> 00:18:38,072 What did you say? 244 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:42,579 - Piera? - Yes, Piera Puzzilo, that's me. 245 00:18:42,683 --> 00:18:44,413 - What are you doing? - Keep your foot on the pedal... 246 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,546 don't hit the breaks, go on like nothing's happening. 247 00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:48,285 Like nothing's happening? Please! 248 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:51,834 200 meters ahead there's a sidestreet, turn there. 249 00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:54,838 - What, are we in a movie? - Do what I say! 250 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:56,340 Very well. 251 00:18:57,445 --> 00:18:59,506 - Take a right here. - Alright, I understood. 252 00:18:59,617 --> 00:19:02,714 - Keep going. - Be kind, what do you want? 253 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,127 - Stop here. - What do you want? 254 00:19:16,516 --> 00:19:18,851 - Ah, look! - What's going on? 255 00:19:18,955 --> 00:19:21,722 A hundred thousand, exactly. A fated moment. 256 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,629 - Yes, this is fate. - Let us rejoice. 257 00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:27,837 No, I'm thankful. There's no shortage of beverages. 258 00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:29,033 - Drink! - No, I don't drink. 259 00:19:29,142 --> 00:19:30,576 - Drink! - I can't! 260 00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:33,377 - Drink! - My god! 261 00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:47,243 Can you tell me why you escaped today? 262 00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:52,249 You should ask me why I was there in the first place. 263 00:19:52,355 --> 00:19:56,056 - Why were you there? - It's written there. 264 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,800 I killed the director of a bank. 265 00:19:58,902 --> 00:20:02,136 - My god! - This girl is a murderer. 266 00:20:02,508 --> 00:20:05,275 Come on, let's get back on the road. Get it moving. 267 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,998 It looks like it won't run anymore. 268 00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:22,941 - So now? - It's got dirt inside, it won't run. 269 00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:26,517 - Open the hood. - It's not my car. 270 00:20:26,624 --> 00:20:28,422 Open the hood! 271 00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:41,986 Push there please. 272 00:20:45,027 --> 00:20:46,758 Where is the hole? 273 00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:53,099 - So? - I don't know where to push. 274 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,152 Imbecile! 275 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:01,760 Imbecile! 276 00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:06,202 No one taught you anything? Do you only know about women? 277 00:21:06,303 --> 00:21:08,239 Go find a rag! 278 00:21:53,029 --> 00:21:58,199 GREETINGS FROM FRIENDS 279 00:22:16,844 --> 00:22:19,873 - God bless you. - You too. 280 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,248 - Until tomorrow. - Have a nice day. 281 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:55,679 - Hello. - Hello, Don Salvatore. 282 00:22:55,822 --> 00:22:57,883 - Hello. - Goodbye dear. 283 00:23:06,877 --> 00:23:08,539 Don Salvatore! 284 00:23:09,115 --> 00:23:11,017 Greetings from friends. 285 00:23:23,911 --> 00:23:26,438 Did he see you? Were your faces bare? 286 00:23:26,549 --> 00:23:27,677 Who shot him? 287 00:23:28,587 --> 00:23:32,527 They shot at me. When don't they! 288 00:23:38,473 --> 00:23:43,849 THE RESTAURANT! 289 00:24:00,985 --> 00:24:02,578 The bill please! 290 00:24:04,425 --> 00:24:08,160 So we have two servings of pasta, one of soup... 291 00:24:08,299 --> 00:24:13,003 two servings of cake, bread, half a bottle of wine... 292 00:24:13,109 --> 00:24:15,603 - Goodnight! - Goodnight architect. 293 00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:19,517 - Do you have a place for eight? - For you, always. We'll put these together. 294 00:24:19,623 --> 00:24:23,187 I come all the time, it's quaint but genuine. 295 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:27,429 You'll soon see. I tasted flavors I forgot even existed. 296 00:24:27,538 --> 00:24:31,569 - There's no places like this anymore. - It's marvellous, I like it. 297 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,483 I came with my friend Indro Montanelli the last time he was in Rome. 298 00:24:35,587 --> 00:24:38,559 - With Indro? - He'll write an article. 299 00:24:38,661 --> 00:24:40,756 He writes what he wants with that pen. 300 00:24:42,101 --> 00:24:45,073 I'll go to New York next week for two days. 301 00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:48,880 - Do you like my dog? - I have a headache... 302 00:24:49,014 --> 00:24:52,681 I'll take your order architect. What can we get you? 303 00:24:52,822 --> 00:24:55,486 Pork soup for everyone to start with. 304 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:57,592 Eight soups! 305 00:24:57,699 --> 00:24:59,361 - And the house wine! - How's the soup? 306 00:24:59,468 --> 00:25:02,599 A quite sophisticated broth, yet delicate. 307 00:25:08,286 --> 00:25:13,422 Why don't you go to hell? Go to hell! 308 00:25:13,530 --> 00:25:16,628 Cretin, if... 309 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:18,865 if your mother wasn't dead... 310 00:25:20,343 --> 00:25:22,472 Why don't you go to hell. 311 00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:27,816 - You'll like this octopus. - Don't play with the food. 312 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:31,063 And you keep insisting! 313 00:25:33,604 --> 00:25:36,804 What did I do to you to treat me this way? 314 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,313 You'll see. 315 00:25:40,718 --> 00:25:42,380 But it will be possible. 316 00:25:42,622 --> 00:25:45,252 You were offended by that? Go to hell. 317 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,629 You want a war? You'll get it. 318 00:25:49,435 --> 00:25:52,305 Idiot. You're an idiot. 319 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:55,373 You're a cretin. 320 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:04,457 You'll soon see, you son of a bitch! 321 00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,159 Cretin! 322 00:26:06,703 --> 00:26:09,800 You'll see cretin. Come here. 323 00:26:12,247 --> 00:26:15,846 - What are you doing? - Here you go. 324 00:26:15,988 --> 00:26:17,890 I'll teach you to bother me. 325 00:26:18,026 --> 00:26:20,553 Understand? Stop bothering me. 326 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,970 Oh, my foot! 327 00:26:33,824 --> 00:26:35,760 - What's happening? - I don't know. 328 00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:40,336 They mortar. They prepare spice like my mother. 329 00:26:40,905 --> 00:26:42,704 I'll strangle you! 330 00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,175 You need exercise! 331 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,110 I'll kill you once and for all! 332 00:26:53,429 --> 00:26:55,092 Go to hell. 333 00:26:58,841 --> 00:27:01,209 I'll kill you this time. 334 00:27:01,312 --> 00:27:03,806 I'll shove this up your ass. 335 00:27:03,951 --> 00:27:07,390 I'll shove this in your mouth until it comes out your ass. 336 00:27:07,524 --> 00:27:11,396 I'm not a faggot, go to hell. 337 00:27:13,503 --> 00:27:15,029 Peace? 338 00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:17,401 Peace 339 00:27:27,665 --> 00:27:30,534 The turkey. They're killing the turkey right there. 340 00:27:30,638 --> 00:27:32,266 They make everything fresh. 341 00:27:32,407 --> 00:27:36,313 Do you wanna go on or not? You give up? You give up, huh? 342 00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:44,289 Alright, now get under the faucet. 343 00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:46,493 Get under the faucet so I can clean you. 344 00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:51,074 I'll teach you not to bother me. 345 00:27:51,178 --> 00:27:54,640 You don't have the balls, I can beat ten like you. 346 00:27:54,752 --> 00:27:59,318 I can't see! I tell you, I can't see! 347 00:27:59,662 --> 00:28:01,723 It's true, I can't see. 348 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:05,072 - Dry off with this. - Thanks. 349 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,449 What did you give me bastard, ripe? Go to hell! 350 00:28:11,418 --> 00:28:13,445 You're starting this again? 351 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:18,198 Eat shit! 352 00:28:36,168 --> 00:28:37,899 Idiot! 353 00:28:38,339 --> 00:28:40,867 Eat shit! 354 00:28:42,414 --> 00:28:44,213 Cretin! 355 00:28:57,544 --> 00:28:59,173 Look what you did. 356 00:29:00,116 --> 00:29:02,416 At least put your wig back on. 357 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,456 Where is my wig? 358 00:29:04,558 --> 00:29:07,189 - Where is it? - It must be with the octopus. 359 00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:09,824 - Damn. - Where is the octopus? 360 00:29:11,372 --> 00:29:13,467 What did you order? 361 00:29:13,610 --> 00:29:15,603 Eight pork soups. 362 00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:21,150 This is disgusting! 363 00:29:28,205 --> 00:29:30,175 Give me the plate. 364 00:29:30,576 --> 00:29:32,205 What is this? 365 00:29:33,549 --> 00:29:38,754 It's all dirty. You really are bad. 366 00:29:38,894 --> 00:29:41,558 - I'm bad. - Yes. 367 00:29:41,733 --> 00:29:45,867 - You're bad. - No, you're the one that doesn't like me. 368 00:29:46,008 --> 00:29:47,875 You know I like you. 369 00:29:48,012 --> 00:29:50,745 If you liked me like I like you... 370 00:29:50,851 --> 00:29:52,444 Go to hell. 371 00:29:52,554 --> 00:29:54,353 Ah, because I don't like you. 372 00:29:54,491 --> 00:29:57,395 You decide. Do I like him or does he like me? 373 00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,363 You should both eat shit. 374 00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:03,738 - The clients are waiting... - We add the sauce... 375 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,973 Put it on better, damnit... 376 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,695 - And? - What's going on? 377 00:30:14,866 --> 00:30:16,459 You're going like that? 378 00:30:22,514 --> 00:30:24,143 Here it is! 379 00:30:26,689 --> 00:30:28,886 At last! I'm as hungry as a wolf! 380 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,089 It's exquisite! 381 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:34,132 I like it without cheese. 382 00:30:34,237 --> 00:30:37,141 - Without cheese. - Well, I think I'll come back. 383 00:30:37,277 --> 00:30:40,545 - It's expensive, but worth it. - What is this? 384 00:30:40,651 --> 00:30:42,381 It must be a secret of the cooks. 385 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,080 - A delicacy. - Exquisite. 386 00:30:44,191 --> 00:30:48,325 - There's no more restaurants like this. - They even add grapes. 387 00:30:52,808 --> 00:30:54,710 What will the second course be? 388 00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:58,042 We have brazed octopus... 389 00:30:58,185 --> 00:30:59,814 intestine stew... 390 00:30:59,922 --> 00:31:02,985 pork stuffing, fried sausage... 391 00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:05,622 A fly. How could it have gotten in? 392 00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:11,234 And spinach ravioli with cream sauce. 393 00:31:11,345 --> 00:31:15,980 We have everything, if we don't have it, we'll make it. 394 00:31:19,462 --> 00:31:24,632 FIRST AID 395 00:31:25,941 --> 00:31:27,877 Come here dear. 396 00:31:30,851 --> 00:31:35,816 Forgive me for not staying but I promised my mother I'd go... 397 00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:40,927 to Princess Altopratti's thing on the Lefebvre schism. 398 00:31:41,071 --> 00:31:45,843 I don't even know where the house is, I've never been there. 399 00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:49,387 The only signpost my mother gave me is a monument. 400 00:31:49,489 --> 00:31:51,082 Isn't it late? 401 00:31:51,191 --> 00:31:57,397 I don't know, if they don't let you go in talk to the owner. 402 00:31:57,571 --> 00:31:58,561 I'll be waiting. 403 00:31:58,707 --> 00:32:00,506 - Goodbye. - Goodbye! 404 00:32:00,644 --> 00:32:02,112 See you soon. 405 00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:11,297 Thailand St. 406 00:32:16,443 --> 00:32:18,538 Indonesia St. 407 00:32:21,385 --> 00:32:23,252 Burma St. 408 00:32:24,459 --> 00:32:27,294 On the corner of New Zealand. 409 00:32:28,967 --> 00:32:31,096 Oceania St. 410 00:32:31,706 --> 00:32:36,113 How strange, I go round the world but always end up here. 411 00:32:37,818 --> 00:32:40,722 Here's the signpost, at least. 412 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:45,557 There's a man there, I should ask him. 413 00:32:50,142 --> 00:32:54,584 Good evening kind sir. Could you do me a favor? 414 00:32:54,752 --> 00:32:57,279 Do you know Cambodia St.? 415 00:32:57,390 --> 00:33:00,260 I need to get there for Princess Altopratti's thing. 416 00:33:00,363 --> 00:33:04,862 They told me it was behind Mussolini's monument, I think. 417 00:33:05,039 --> 00:33:07,339 - My mother told me. - Oh! 418 00:33:08,045 --> 00:33:11,450 But you're badly wounded kind sir! 419 00:33:11,553 --> 00:33:14,046 What happened? A bomb? 420 00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:17,494 Some thieves attacked me. Help me. 421 00:33:17,631 --> 00:33:19,863 You ask me for help, kind sir. 422 00:33:20,002 --> 00:33:23,099 What can I do for you? I don't know. 423 00:33:23,242 --> 00:33:26,237 I don't even have one of those little first aid kits. 424 00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:30,219 It's in the Land Rover, I take it when I go on safari. 425 00:33:30,323 --> 00:33:34,788 It's always useful if your ass gets gored. 426 00:33:34,932 --> 00:33:39,567 With a buffalo it's not so bad, but a rhino... 427 00:33:39,709 --> 00:33:41,770 with a rhinoceros, you're screwed. 428 00:33:41,913 --> 00:33:44,510 Get me out of here! 429 00:33:44,619 --> 00:33:47,750 Where to? I have a family reuinion. 430 00:33:47,858 --> 00:33:50,887 I'm talking about my parents, I can't take you. 431 00:33:50,998 --> 00:33:52,968 - To the hospital. - The hospital? 432 00:33:53,102 --> 00:33:56,336 With pleasure, but I don't know any hospitals... 433 00:33:56,442 --> 00:33:59,208 I only know a private clinic in Geneva. 434 00:33:59,314 --> 00:34:02,013 I go once in a while to rest. 435 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:06,721 You want a ride? I see you've gotten comfortable. 436 00:34:06,863 --> 00:34:10,894 I didn't expect this, I've never given a ride before. 437 00:34:11,071 --> 00:34:14,476 Tell me where I should go, because I... 438 00:34:14,645 --> 00:34:18,049 am lost here. This shoe is yours, I suppose. 439 00:34:18,152 --> 00:34:21,124 Take me to the hospital, straight through here. 440 00:34:21,224 --> 00:34:26,463 Now I see, it must be the one near the Tiber. 441 00:34:27,203 --> 00:34:29,504 Let's try to hurry... 442 00:34:29,608 --> 00:34:32,842 because I need to go back for Princess Altopratti's thing. 443 00:34:32,948 --> 00:34:35,145 The old hag must be yawning by now. 444 00:34:36,556 --> 00:34:38,388 The hospital! 445 00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:42,732 Yes kind sir. Are you happy? Me too. We've arrived. 446 00:34:49,548 --> 00:34:51,984 Good evening all you kind people! 447 00:34:52,153 --> 00:34:56,686 I have a gravely injured man here that needs your care. 448 00:34:56,829 --> 00:34:58,127 Can you take care of it? 449 00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:00,600 It's full, there's no room. 450 00:35:00,737 --> 00:35:03,003 A bus full of Dutch tourists flipped over. 451 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:08,484 Well now! Flipped? Seeing that this man doesn't speak, you could put him... 452 00:35:08,586 --> 00:35:13,084 with the tourists. He'd pass as a foreigner. Who would know? 453 00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:17,728 That's not it. The hospital is full! We have no room. 454 00:35:17,871 --> 00:35:21,834 I understand, but he's badly injured, I found him at Mussolini's monument. 455 00:35:22,013 --> 00:35:25,885 He asked me to bring him to the hospital. I brought him, now what should I do? 456 00:35:26,021 --> 00:35:29,255 Don't waste any time, take him to another hospital. 457 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,888 There's one on the other side of the bridge. 458 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,026 - It's just five minutes away. - So I should take him? 459 00:35:34,137 --> 00:35:38,408 - Seeing that you have the means. - I'm the means? 460 00:35:38,913 --> 00:35:43,946 Did you think this white car is an ambulance? 461 00:35:44,090 --> 00:35:46,390 I am Joan Maria Catalan Belmonte... 462 00:35:46,495 --> 00:35:50,936 and this man is losing a lot of blood and he got... 463 00:35:51,104 --> 00:35:55,010 the entire interior of my car dirty. So what do you say? 464 00:35:55,179 --> 00:35:58,619 We say what we can say. Take him to another hospital! 465 00:35:58,753 --> 00:36:00,746 The Mercy, on the other side of the bridge. 466 00:36:00,891 --> 00:36:04,661 Very well. Are you sure? The Mercy? 467 00:36:04,765 --> 00:36:08,169 Thank you for the information. 468 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,439 Help. 469 00:36:18,258 --> 00:36:22,323 I hope I'll find the Mercy hospital quickly. 470 00:36:23,035 --> 00:36:25,939 It's full of tourists, there's nothing to be done... 471 00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:28,535 they always take the best spots. 472 00:36:28,746 --> 00:36:31,877 I know, today everything is one problem after another. 473 00:36:33,489 --> 00:36:36,825 It's better to stay at home than to be out there. 474 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:40,531 If not you can have unfortunate encounters. 475 00:36:40,971 --> 00:36:45,413 The globetrotters that look for rides, you say no... 476 00:36:45,513 --> 00:36:48,245 and then they insult you, this is looking serious. 477 00:36:48,352 --> 00:36:54,764 I vacuum, I always vaccumed, always. I don't shoot up. 478 00:36:54,865 --> 00:36:57,097 They tell me: You don't shoot up? No, no I don't. 479 00:36:57,236 --> 00:37:00,299 Then you're old fashioned. I am as I am. 480 00:37:00,443 --> 00:37:03,677 I take a drink I vaccum and I take a drink. 481 00:37:03,783 --> 00:37:07,187 A good cocktail, by the way, almost like drinking straight. 482 00:37:07,323 --> 00:37:12,163 Here it is. Please. Take a drink. Please. 483 00:37:12,934 --> 00:37:14,836 You don't drink. You're a teetotaler. 484 00:37:18,011 --> 00:37:21,108 This isn't a cocktail like my barman makes me. 485 00:37:21,251 --> 00:37:25,955 My dear barman at the club. They're explosive! 486 00:37:26,929 --> 00:37:30,095 I also prefer this antique car. 487 00:37:30,235 --> 00:37:32,171 It's useful for many things. 488 00:37:32,273 --> 00:37:36,270 Mother and my friends tell me it's a piece of junk. 489 00:37:36,449 --> 00:37:39,751 No, it's not a piece of junk, it's a room on wheels. 490 00:37:39,855 --> 00:37:42,155 I take a girl, put her here. 491 00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:46,826 I go to a solitary place that's in touch with nature... 492 00:37:46,936 --> 00:37:50,671 I lay her down on these soft seats... 493 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:55,148 and I give it to her good over and over again. 494 00:37:57,089 --> 00:38:01,463 If you weren't in such a state and were a woman... 495 00:38:01,565 --> 00:38:03,592 I would've jumped your bones by now. 496 00:38:03,736 --> 00:38:07,699 When I talk about these things I get very excited. 497 00:38:08,145 --> 00:38:10,514 Look, out of curiosity. Sit. 498 00:38:10,617 --> 00:38:12,519 Sit, for curiosity, sit. 499 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,292 Here's the Mercy hospital. 500 00:38:18,633 --> 00:38:20,762 Yes, Mercy, I think. 501 00:38:20,904 --> 00:38:22,372 Yes, we're here. 502 00:38:22,641 --> 00:38:24,668 Wait, don't move. 503 00:38:46,354 --> 00:38:47,914 What do you want? 504 00:38:48,024 --> 00:38:50,723 Praised be Jesus and Mary sister. 505 00:38:50,830 --> 00:38:53,631 I have a gravely injured man to which I gave succor. 506 00:38:53,769 --> 00:38:57,037 What should I do, do I go in with a car or do we unload him here? 507 00:38:57,176 --> 00:39:01,914 - We don't do first aid here. - Don't do first aid? 508 00:39:02,052 --> 00:39:06,254 - It says there: "First Aid". - Until 11 at night. 509 00:39:06,394 --> 00:39:09,127 - Until 11? - Yes. 510 00:39:09,267 --> 00:39:11,237 - You don't help after that hour? - No. 511 00:39:12,206 --> 00:39:16,237 Hey, kind sir? Next time get assaulted at 9... 512 00:39:16,381 --> 00:39:19,012 or 10, max, at 11 they won't help you. 513 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,821 Sister, I'm Joan Maria Catalan Belmonte... 514 00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:25,660 devout servant of the pontifical throne. 515 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:31,745 I must leave him, I have an urgent meeting to discuss the Lefebvre schism. 516 00:39:31,845 --> 00:39:33,313 I don't know anything. 517 00:39:33,449 --> 00:39:36,249 I'll do everything. I'll take him, put him in here... 518 00:39:36,354 --> 00:39:38,985 that way you can take him out when you open tomorrow. 519 00:39:39,093 --> 00:39:43,558 There are no exceptions for anyone. Take him to the military hospital. 520 00:39:44,170 --> 00:39:46,573 I have to take him sister? 521 00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:49,345 Praise to Jesus and Mary. 522 00:39:50,182 --> 00:39:55,386 Did you hear how that nun was adamant we leave? 523 00:39:55,493 --> 00:40:02,872 There must be an orgy among the nuns and orderlies going on. 524 00:40:03,642 --> 00:40:08,414 I wouldn't have minded, I like parties. 525 00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:12,124 I can't feel my arm anymore... 526 00:40:12,393 --> 00:40:15,594 I can't feel my leg anymore... 527 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,327 It's being in one position so long! That happens. 528 00:40:18,472 --> 00:40:19,997 Also the humidity. 529 00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:24,650 It happened to me too when I was a solitary navigator. 530 00:40:24,818 --> 00:40:28,986 Mother would tell me: "You don't have balls, you're a coward... 531 00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:33,226 as a man you don't exist." Then I got sick of it... 532 00:40:33,334 --> 00:40:35,601 and one day I said: "Enough!" 533 00:40:35,706 --> 00:40:41,149 "I'll buy a boat and navigate it around the world by myself." 534 00:40:41,485 --> 00:40:45,983 That's how I did that. I was a solitary navigator. 535 00:40:46,327 --> 00:40:49,596 Day and night, between the sea and the sky. 536 00:40:49,768 --> 00:40:51,031 The sea and the sky. 537 00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:53,937 Among nature, the master of the world. 538 00:40:54,043 --> 00:40:56,913 You don't know what it means to be a solitary navigator. 539 00:40:57,015 --> 00:41:01,353 Alone, in the vastness of the sea, in solitary meditation... 540 00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:04,054 in contact with purest nature... 541 00:41:04,163 --> 00:41:08,126 and then you realize: "What an idiot I am... 542 00:41:08,238 --> 00:41:12,509 to take on this journey that isn't worth shit." 543 00:41:13,749 --> 00:41:17,085 I, of course, tell it as a feat of strength. 544 00:41:17,222 --> 00:41:21,891 - But I'd never do it again. - Help... 545 00:41:22,032 --> 00:41:24,127 We're here dear. 546 00:41:29,447 --> 00:41:31,177 Sir? Sir! 547 00:41:31,317 --> 00:41:32,946 - Yes? - Where are you going? 548 00:41:33,889 --> 00:41:37,659 Dear sir, I'm at my limit. From one end to the other. 549 00:41:37,764 --> 00:41:41,568 I went to all the hospitals with a man that's been massacred... 550 00:41:41,672 --> 00:41:45,669 by an pirate of the concrete seas and is in need of first aid. 551 00:41:45,813 --> 00:41:47,715 Is the injured man in the military? 552 00:41:48,552 --> 00:41:52,389 Military? Let's ask the poor bastard? 553 00:41:54,163 --> 00:41:57,067 Excuse me, are you in the military? 554 00:41:58,137 --> 00:42:01,234 He isn't answering, he must be in a coma. 555 00:42:01,377 --> 00:42:04,247 We were talking just now. 556 00:42:04,417 --> 00:42:06,249 Why must he be in the military? 557 00:42:06,387 --> 00:42:09,120 It's a military hospital, it's for soldiers 558 00:42:12,065 --> 00:42:18,032 The poor man surely did military service. 559 00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,877 Who hasn't? We've all done it. 560 00:42:21,017 --> 00:42:25,686 Joan María Catalan Belmonte, calvary second lieutenant. 561 00:42:26,093 --> 00:42:27,391 Cazzanighe. 562 00:42:27,497 --> 00:42:30,594 I left the horse in the stalls. 563 00:42:30,736 --> 00:42:34,540 What use was it? They assigned me to the secret service... 564 00:42:34,644 --> 00:42:38,105 of the Ministry of War for my mastery of languages. 565 00:42:38,284 --> 00:42:43,317 Does that surprise you? I was raised by five nannies that spoke five different languages. 566 00:42:43,462 --> 00:42:48,404 Five prostitutes that initiated me in to satanic eroticism. 567 00:42:49,339 --> 00:42:55,444 Later I deserted because I wanted to go behind enemy lines... 568 00:42:55,553 --> 00:42:58,115 to look for mother, who was leading a company of her majesty's... 569 00:42:58,257 --> 00:43:01,560 the Queen of Italy, a refugee in Bari, naturally. 570 00:43:01,898 --> 00:43:04,802 When I got to the English lines... 571 00:43:04,938 --> 00:43:10,313 I talked to the officer and said: "I'm going to look for mother." 572 00:43:10,449 --> 00:43:15,220 Just imagined it, they beat me all over. 573 00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:18,126 The beating they gave me! 574 00:43:18,264 --> 00:43:22,204 And they would say "Tell us why you want to cross the line." 575 00:43:22,339 --> 00:43:25,904 "I'm going to look for mother." And they would hit me. 576 00:43:26,782 --> 00:43:29,309 They beat me all over. 577 00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:32,050 Evidently the English couldn't conceive of a grown man... 578 00:43:32,159 --> 00:43:35,929 that goes in search of his mother. There mothers abandon... 579 00:43:36,066 --> 00:43:38,435 their children like dogs. 580 00:43:39,574 --> 00:43:42,944 Where does the term son of a bitch come from? 581 00:43:43,047 --> 00:43:45,985 What should we do with the injured man, should I take him inside? 582 00:43:46,086 --> 00:43:49,526 We can take military men if they have a pass. 583 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,622 Look, I gave him a ride. Please hurry... 584 00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:56,571 I have to go to the Lefebvre schism, understand me? 585 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,575 If I don't show up they'll kill me. 586 00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:01,275 We can't accept civilians, only men in active service. 587 00:44:01,383 --> 00:44:03,877 Forgive me, don't insist, these are strict orders. 588 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:09,496 I'm sorry, but the time to say goodbye has come. 589 00:44:09,667 --> 00:44:14,769 You must understand the importance of my meeting. 590 00:44:15,011 --> 00:44:19,111 Know what I'll do? I'll leave you here, where I found you... 591 00:44:19,219 --> 00:44:21,086 at Mussolini's monument. 592 00:44:21,658 --> 00:44:25,222 Don't worry dear. Maybe it'll be better there. 593 00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:28,634 You could've ended up in the hands of a mad surgeon... 594 00:44:28,739 --> 00:44:32,041 that's now sleeping after an orgy. 595 00:44:32,212 --> 00:44:36,654 He would have opened you up and sewn you shut, leaving a scalpel inside. 596 00:44:36,755 --> 00:44:39,556 Come, kind sir. You know what? 597 00:44:39,694 --> 00:44:41,823 You're much, much better. 598 00:44:41,932 --> 00:44:44,665 Even your color has returned. Goodbye, kind sir 599 00:44:44,837 --> 00:44:48,367 I am infinitely grateful. You made me aware of places... 600 00:44:48,512 --> 00:44:51,541 that I was utterly ignorant of: hospitals. 601 00:44:51,718 --> 00:44:57,492 When I tell this story at the club everyone will be dying of laughter. 602 00:44:58,632 --> 00:45:02,663 When I tell them that there's a hospital where at 11 o'clock... 603 00:45:02,807 --> 00:45:05,039 the Mother Superior enforces her curfew... 604 00:45:05,144 --> 00:45:06,807 because she has her own things to do. 605 00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:09,978 And another where two gorillas in white tell you... 606 00:45:10,088 --> 00:45:13,390 that the hospital is full of Dutch travellers. 607 00:45:13,528 --> 00:45:17,399 And yet another where you can't get in unless you're a war hero 608 00:45:18,004 --> 00:45:22,412 Luckily I found you at Mussolini's monument. 609 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,052 THE SONGBIRD OF VAL PADANA 610 00:45:40,212 --> 00:45:44,482 Nostalgia is in my heart... 611 00:45:44,655 --> 00:45:49,358 Night falls and the smiles die... 612 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:54,030 Of all the dreams that have gone so far away... 613 00:45:54,207 --> 00:45:59,115 there always remains some lie... 614 00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:03,715 The light dims over my home... 615 00:46:03,826 --> 00:46:08,529 The sky is full of hope... 616 00:46:08,670 --> 00:46:13,168 The happiness that is no longer mine... 617 00:46:13,278 --> 00:46:18,380 leaves only a sad goodbye. 618 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,500 Fiorella! You're great! 619 00:46:26,772 --> 00:46:29,572 Fiorella! Wonderful! 620 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:32,850 You're the best! Go on, you're doing well! 621 00:46:32,984 --> 00:46:37,926 What a voice, what timbre, what a good tone it has! 622 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:40,793 Fiorella, you're number one! 623 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:44,339 No one is your equal. Go on, you're doing well! 624 00:46:44,507 --> 00:46:48,608 Have you heard? One says Mina, one says Milva, another says lva! 625 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:50,743 No one compares to you. 626 00:46:51,722 --> 00:46:55,593 From a physical point of view too. Look at those lips! 627 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:59,169 And those breasts, how firm they look! 628 00:46:59,270 --> 00:47:03,574 And that ass? You can't see it now, but she has an ass. 629 00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:10,050 ... so many promises were in vain... 630 00:47:10,192 --> 00:47:13,221 What a woman boys! You can't imagine it. 631 00:47:13,365 --> 00:47:15,597 I would always make love to her. 632 00:47:15,737 --> 00:47:18,537 - Would you do it with her? - Sure, why not? 633 00:47:18,643 --> 00:47:23,243 Bravo, very good. He said he'd make love to her. 634 00:47:23,351 --> 00:47:26,813 - I would do it too. - Fiorella! 635 00:47:26,926 --> 00:47:30,092 You're a force of nature! 636 00:47:30,566 --> 00:47:32,628 Is the coffee ready yet? 637 00:47:32,771 --> 00:47:36,711 - Who is that? - The singer's husband. 638 00:47:42,858 --> 00:47:45,420 Fiorella! You're extraordinary! 639 00:47:48,134 --> 00:47:50,536 - Come on, let's dance. - No, I want to leave. 640 00:47:50,673 --> 00:47:53,166 - Come on. - I'm tired of you. 641 00:47:53,311 --> 00:47:56,579 A triumph Mr. Director, a real triumph. 642 00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:00,659 You nearly got a standing ovation, even the technicians were fired up. 643 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,160 Excuse me, maam. 644 00:48:02,263 --> 00:48:04,495 I said it's alright but don't get carried away. 645 00:48:05,269 --> 00:48:08,070 They asked what we were doing the next season. 646 00:48:08,174 --> 00:48:12,114 There are many engagements and we're tired. 647 00:48:12,249 --> 00:48:14,116 You are? 648 00:48:14,587 --> 00:48:19,552 We debut in Rome, then we have to film a TV special... 649 00:48:19,698 --> 00:48:23,034 a tour through northeastern Italy, we're going to Argentina... 650 00:48:23,138 --> 00:48:26,167 - Of course. - But I'll try to find an opening... 651 00:48:26,277 --> 00:48:30,776 for another spin around here. We'll be back... 652 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,413 so we can do what we did tonight again. 653 00:48:33,558 --> 00:48:36,359 - And we'll speak again. - We'll talk and mingle. 654 00:48:36,464 --> 00:48:38,901 Just call me and we'll set something up. 655 00:48:39,972 --> 00:48:41,669 What? You haven't hung it up? 656 00:48:41,809 --> 00:48:45,111 I give him a picture and he doesn't hang it up. 657 00:48:45,349 --> 00:48:49,449 It's even autographed. Look how well it turned out. 658 00:48:49,590 --> 00:48:51,720 They both turned out well. 659 00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:54,699 I'll take the coffee to Fiorella. 660 00:48:54,801 --> 00:48:57,739 Careful, I'm bringing Mrs. Fiorella her coffee. 661 00:48:58,241 --> 00:49:01,008 - A triumph. - It's nothing to fuss over. 662 00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:05,417 It's enough to listen to the crowd. They were going wild. 663 00:49:05,857 --> 00:49:07,827 How's your throat? 664 00:49:07,961 --> 00:49:10,626 So so, I can't eat anything. 665 00:49:10,767 --> 00:49:14,935 Good, that way you'll lose a few pounds. The important thing is your voice. 666 00:49:16,577 --> 00:49:19,481 However, this is the second time this has happened to you. 667 00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:21,109 How is it possible? 668 00:49:22,089 --> 00:49:24,150 This is the second time. How is it possible? 669 00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:25,523 I don't know. 670 00:49:27,433 --> 00:49:30,030 What causes this loss of speech? 671 00:49:30,172 --> 00:49:33,144 - I don't know. - Cure that throat. 672 00:49:33,244 --> 00:49:35,943 Maybe you should let it rest a while. 673 00:49:36,050 --> 00:49:38,920 No, there's work to be done. 674 00:49:39,023 --> 00:49:41,289 The worse things are, the more you should work. 675 00:49:41,394 --> 00:49:44,959 Work develops the organ and prevents atrophy. 676 00:49:47,907 --> 00:49:51,847 Fellow citizens! Tomorrow, in the Trocadero Club in Caprania... 677 00:49:51,982 --> 00:49:55,615 Fiorella and her brilliant repertoire of songs... 678 00:49:55,723 --> 00:49:59,629 Italian and International, classical and rock. 679 00:49:59,765 --> 00:50:02,600 Everyone with Fiorella in the Trocadero Club in Caprania. 680 00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,311 These dolls. 681 00:50:25,582 --> 00:50:27,176 Come here. 682 00:50:27,954 --> 00:50:29,320 You don't want to? 683 00:50:30,392 --> 00:50:31,793 No. 684 00:50:33,398 --> 00:50:35,892 Come on, it'll do your throat good. 685 00:51:00,786 --> 00:51:03,883 My voice is gone, I can't speak. 686 00:51:05,328 --> 00:51:07,195 Your voice is gone? 687 00:51:07,299 --> 00:51:08,962 - Your voice is gone!? - No. 688 00:51:09,069 --> 00:51:12,634 Don't say that, not even as a joke. 689 00:51:12,744 --> 00:51:14,680 Open your mouth wide, show me. 690 00:51:14,781 --> 00:51:16,215 Oh god, it's so inflamed. 691 00:51:16,317 --> 00:51:19,187 God, it's so swollen. Give me a C just to check. 692 00:51:19,691 --> 00:51:21,592 In mi bemol. 693 00:51:22,162 --> 00:51:26,296 Damnit, with all those body parts you have... 694 00:51:26,437 --> 00:51:28,532 why did it have to be your throat? 695 00:51:28,676 --> 00:51:30,577 Give me a C, let's check. 696 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,449 - Father, do something. - I'll dust the dolls. 697 00:51:37,827 --> 00:51:40,059 How was the operation? 698 00:51:40,165 --> 00:51:42,135 - We haven't operated yet. - Oh, no? 699 00:51:42,269 --> 00:51:44,934 It's silly, a polyp on the vocal cords. 700 00:51:45,075 --> 00:51:48,445 - Thank you. - I would advise against operating. 701 00:51:49,049 --> 00:51:53,114 The heart is fatigued due to a small kidney dysfunction. 702 00:51:53,257 --> 00:51:55,922 Small problems that are easy to control. 703 00:51:56,063 --> 00:51:58,465 I would postpone it for a few months. 704 00:51:58,601 --> 00:52:00,264 This can't be, is this a joke? 705 00:52:00,438 --> 00:52:02,374 Who will take care of her engagements? 706 00:52:02,509 --> 00:52:05,379 You? Your assistant? 707 00:52:05,548 --> 00:52:12,154 Do you know who Fiorella is? "The Songbird of Val Padana". 708 00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:19,437 That's all well and good, but this bird needs to recover its wings. 709 00:52:19,576 --> 00:52:23,038 I'll be more than happy to operate her in a few months. 710 00:52:23,151 --> 00:52:24,677 No, no, do it right now. 711 00:52:24,788 --> 00:52:26,883 Operate on her now. I am her husband. 712 00:52:26,992 --> 00:52:30,727 - I take full responsibility. - What responsibility? 713 00:52:41,387 --> 00:52:44,883 St. Biaggio, he who guards the hands of the surgeons... 714 00:52:44,994 --> 00:52:49,492 guard the hands of the surgeon here, guard and save her. 715 00:52:49,637 --> 00:52:51,698 from all danger, or at least her voice. 716 00:52:53,645 --> 00:52:56,776 An autographed picture. An offering. 717 00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:05,398 While the boat floats, let it go... 718 00:53:05,568 --> 00:53:09,406 While the boat floats, don't row... 719 00:53:09,510 --> 00:53:11,708 What's that? What's that? 720 00:53:11,815 --> 00:53:14,878 No, no, no. It's murky! 721 00:53:15,421 --> 00:53:19,521 It's very murky, it's not the same voice as before! 722 00:53:19,631 --> 00:53:21,224 There's nothing to be done. 723 00:53:21,333 --> 00:53:24,100 That butcher of a surgeon recommended we not operate. 724 00:53:24,206 --> 00:53:26,677 The butcher didn't want to operate. 725 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:30,308 He didn't realize what we all have to risk. 726 00:53:30,418 --> 00:53:32,285 What will we say in time? 727 00:53:32,422 --> 00:53:34,916 That's how god wanted it! 728 00:53:36,030 --> 00:53:38,466 No one has any pity for our profession. 729 00:53:38,601 --> 00:53:42,541 If a soccer player breaks his leg and plays like shit... 730 00:53:42,677 --> 00:53:45,045 the public doesn't mind and applaudes anway. 731 00:53:45,148 --> 00:53:49,282 But a singer, once she loses her voice, is worthless. 732 00:54:19,917 --> 00:54:24,119 Thank you, I ask my public to forgive me.... 733 00:54:24,259 --> 00:54:27,231 but I still haven't recovered from my accident. 734 00:54:27,332 --> 00:54:30,304 And that's why my voice is so weak. 735 00:54:36,350 --> 00:54:39,481 The grasshopper saw the ant one day... 736 00:54:39,589 --> 00:54:42,186 Look what it says: "Fiorella, to save a child... 737 00:54:42,295 --> 00:54:44,060 fractures her legs." 738 00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:47,628 Subtext: "The singer refuses all publicity". 739 00:54:47,773 --> 00:54:50,369 She threw herself under a car to save him. 740 00:54:50,545 --> 00:54:55,317 Fiorella, you saved a child like Giuseppe Garibaldi. 741 00:54:55,923 --> 00:54:58,485 You're Beethoven's Heroica! 742 00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:01,495 You're a great woman Fiorella! 743 00:55:03,605 --> 00:55:09,071 When love arrives, the bell will ring. 744 00:55:09,984 --> 00:55:15,120 LIKE A QUEEN 745 00:55:42,783 --> 00:55:46,381 It's been so long since we went out together, eh? 746 00:55:46,490 --> 00:55:48,723 We're together today, are you happy? 747 00:55:53,605 --> 00:55:56,201 Is this car new? 748 00:55:56,577 --> 00:55:58,980 No, I've had it two years now. 749 00:56:02,055 --> 00:56:05,459 Then it must be two years since we went out. 750 00:56:08,367 --> 00:56:11,134 Mother, would you like a coffee and cream ice cream? 751 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:13,973 I'd like it, but I wouldn't be able to sleep afterwards. 752 00:56:43,537 --> 00:56:46,441 Remember when I took you to the gardens? 753 00:56:51,788 --> 00:56:53,781 Of course I remember. 754 00:56:55,027 --> 00:56:58,329 One time you got lost and I worried so much. 755 00:57:00,237 --> 00:57:05,236 How could I not get lost? You were always talking to your girlfriends. 756 00:57:07,820 --> 00:57:12,626 You didn't pay any attention to me. You did to Sandro, he was always mommy's favorite. 757 00:57:12,963 --> 00:57:17,404 You were both the same to me, I didn't have any favorites. 758 00:57:18,507 --> 00:57:21,742 - Equals, you say? - Yes, yes, equals. 759 00:57:22,081 --> 00:57:24,712 You're always looking at your watch, is it getting late for you? 760 00:57:25,054 --> 00:57:26,853 - No. - Oh, no? 761 00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:30,495 This day is all yours. Eat. 762 00:57:41,386 --> 00:57:43,619 - So many trees! - Yes. 763 00:57:43,725 --> 00:57:47,425 - So many! - That's what I said, this is a paradise. 764 00:57:48,033 --> 00:57:50,162 Look. Smell the air. 765 00:57:50,972 --> 00:57:52,965 Better than at home. 766 00:57:57,452 --> 00:58:00,049 What is this? Where are you taking me? 767 00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:06,434 Nothing. Where am I taking you? To see a lovely place. 768 00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:10,533 I was on the way and I said "Let's go see what it is!" 769 00:58:10,679 --> 00:58:12,979 Have a look is free, right? 770 00:58:16,089 --> 00:58:18,150 What are we going to see? 771 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,622 What are we going to see? Look! 772 00:58:21,133 --> 00:58:24,367 Have you ever seen a place like this? 773 00:58:24,472 --> 00:58:27,877 One gets tired of being at home and comes to this great hotel. 774 00:58:28,113 --> 00:58:30,778 Free, calm, independant. 775 00:58:33,257 --> 00:58:34,851 Let's get off. 776 00:58:41,006 --> 00:58:42,737 Come on, off! 777 00:58:43,778 --> 00:58:45,178 Come mother. 778 00:58:45,314 --> 00:58:49,015 Come, hug me, like that. Let's fly! 779 00:58:50,491 --> 00:58:51,892 Are you happy? 780 00:59:03,183 --> 00:59:04,652 Look mother. 781 00:59:04,787 --> 00:59:10,424 Look at that park. See how big it is. It gets lost in the horizon. 782 00:59:10,531 --> 00:59:13,503 Where can you find this horizon in the city? 783 00:59:13,605 --> 00:59:17,044 I'm alright with you and Patrizia too. 784 00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:21,141 We are too. Come on mother, see what a palace this is. 785 00:59:21,319 --> 00:59:24,656 They say that it's wonderful inside. 786 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,526 All very antique, come visit it mother. 787 00:59:27,699 --> 00:59:31,365 - This is the chapel. - A private chapel! 788 00:59:31,473 --> 00:59:33,170 Like in a noble's house. 789 00:59:33,310 --> 00:59:37,080 What mother? You don't ask for the Virgin's blessing? Little Virgin. 790 00:59:37,619 --> 00:59:39,417 Give me your blessing. 791 00:59:40,959 --> 00:59:43,863 This is the infirmary, there are four doctors... 792 00:59:43,965 --> 00:59:46,333 that alternate 24 hours a day. 793 00:59:46,469 --> 00:59:49,100 - Did you see the help? - I'm alright. 794 00:59:49,242 --> 00:59:56,018 I know you're alright. What's that old saying? "A doctor on hand, trouble won't land". 795 00:59:59,495 --> 01:00:01,728 The single bed rooms are all taken. 796 01:00:02,669 --> 01:00:05,333 That's a good thing, this way you'll have someone to talk to. 797 01:00:05,474 --> 01:00:08,071 Hello madam. 798 01:00:08,580 --> 01:00:11,074 The lady is mute, it's a nervous problem. 799 01:00:11,186 --> 01:00:14,386 Yes, I understand. Poor thing. 800 01:00:15,127 --> 01:00:17,461 It's alright. Mother is deaf. 801 01:00:18,033 --> 01:00:20,003 - I'm deaf? - Instead of talking to someone... 802 01:00:20,137 --> 01:00:23,132 who never shuts up, now you'll be able to speak. 803 01:00:23,377 --> 01:00:25,871 - To myself? - To yourself. 804 01:00:26,316 --> 01:00:28,445 It's like at home, nothing changes. 805 01:00:28,553 --> 01:00:30,489 - Is this the bathroom? - No, the closet. 806 01:00:30,625 --> 01:00:33,027 The bathroom is in the hall, it's a common one. 807 01:00:33,597 --> 01:00:38,130 Very good, at least you'll get to talk, it's not good always driving everywhere. 808 01:00:38,273 --> 01:00:41,906 Look at me, 50 and I'm already all rusty. 809 01:00:43,216 --> 01:00:45,152 Very well sister. 810 01:00:45,421 --> 01:00:47,015 Come mother. 811 01:01:13,678 --> 01:01:16,114 Do you like it? What are you doing? Singing? 812 01:01:16,316 --> 01:01:19,083 Mother also knows it. That's good. 813 01:01:19,355 --> 01:01:21,086 Lovely voice, eh? 814 01:01:21,192 --> 01:01:23,287 This is the games room. 815 01:01:23,396 --> 01:01:25,924 The dining room and the television. 816 01:01:26,035 --> 01:01:27,800 - Is it a color one? - No. 817 01:01:27,939 --> 01:01:29,875 That's better, it's bad for your eyesight. 818 01:01:29,977 --> 01:01:32,004 It's been a month since it worked. 819 01:01:32,148 --> 01:01:35,086 If it's been a month, forget about it. 820 01:01:35,220 --> 01:01:36,917 There's the kitchen. 821 01:01:37,959 --> 01:01:40,897 What a smell! They told me the kitchen here was great. 822 01:01:41,032 --> 01:01:43,902 - What is there today? - Bread and cheese. 823 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:47,703 - The lady is quite talkative. - Yes, quite. 824 01:01:53,356 --> 01:01:54,825 Excuse me sister. 825 01:01:54,927 --> 01:01:57,454 Perhaps it's just a rumor, I don't believe it but... 826 01:01:57,565 --> 01:02:00,537 is it true they get beaten? - You're kidding? 827 01:02:00,638 --> 01:02:06,081 Us? Never! Sometimes, if they throw a tantrum... 828 01:02:06,216 --> 01:02:08,311 - Yes, of course ...a little slap, like this. 829 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,857 Of course, just slow down with those hands. 830 01:02:11,961 --> 01:02:14,158 You're already getting used to it! 831 01:02:14,933 --> 01:02:17,460 Very good. What are you talking about? 832 01:02:17,571 --> 01:02:22,240 She wanted a token for the telephone because she says they don't let her make calls. 833 01:02:22,381 --> 01:02:25,912 Can't you see she's joking? She's pulling your leg. 834 01:02:26,055 --> 01:02:30,325 I'll ask her. Mrs Liberata, may I make a phone call? 835 01:02:30,430 --> 01:02:33,527 - Of course, come here. - You see? Wait here. 836 01:02:33,671 --> 01:02:36,471 I'll be right back, don't move. 837 01:02:50,270 --> 01:02:52,673 - Please. - Thank you sister. 838 01:03:01,359 --> 01:03:04,354 Hello? Hello Patrizia. 839 01:03:04,498 --> 01:03:07,699 - Want some? Please. - No, thank you sister. 840 01:03:08,039 --> 01:03:11,170 No, it's the nun. Yes, we're here. 841 01:03:12,014 --> 01:03:14,246 How is it? Um... 842 01:03:14,853 --> 01:03:16,082 How is it? 843 01:03:18,761 --> 01:03:20,229 Patrizia... 844 01:03:22,267 --> 01:03:23,998 You know what I think? 845 01:03:27,478 --> 01:03:28,845 Listen... 846 01:03:29,582 --> 01:03:31,985 I'll almost take her back home. 847 01:03:39,736 --> 01:03:41,603 Doctor! Doctor! 848 01:03:42,174 --> 01:03:43,803 Excuse me sister. 849 01:03:56,804 --> 01:03:58,033 Mother? 850 01:04:00,978 --> 01:04:02,105 My mother? 851 01:04:02,214 --> 01:04:04,207 - You lost her? - Yes. 852 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:18,440 There she is. Damn it. 853 01:04:19,983 --> 01:04:22,419 Mother! Mother! 854 01:04:22,554 --> 01:04:24,855 You were here? Why'd you go out? 855 01:04:24,993 --> 01:04:28,933 - I told you not to move. - Why did you bring me here? 856 01:04:29,068 --> 01:04:30,970 - Where? - To the asylum. 857 01:04:31,105 --> 01:04:32,734 - The asylum? - Yes. 858 01:04:33,878 --> 01:04:37,476 You frustrate me so easily! 859 01:04:37,584 --> 01:04:41,821 - What does the asylum have to do with it? - Don't get upset. 860 01:04:41,927 --> 01:04:48,099 Mother, we're doing it for you. For your health. For your well being. 861 01:04:48,239 --> 01:04:52,202 Looked after, cared for. Do you think they do all this for free? 862 01:04:52,381 --> 01:04:55,786 Don't get upset, it's bad for mother. 863 01:04:55,888 --> 01:04:58,586 Why do you always get upset? 864 01:04:58,727 --> 01:05:02,530 Who's upset? I'm laughing. You laugh too mother. 865 01:05:02,835 --> 01:05:06,935 We're three little pigs, we're three brothers... 866 01:05:07,044 --> 01:05:08,877 and no one seperates us. 867 01:05:10,851 --> 01:05:13,687 - Remember mother? - I remember. 868 01:05:13,791 --> 01:05:16,023 When do you want to bring me? 869 01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:19,562 Eh? When will we bring you? 870 01:05:20,503 --> 01:05:23,202 Anyway, on Thursday. 871 01:05:23,343 --> 01:05:25,837 Patrizia and I have to go to Cetona... 872 01:05:25,982 --> 01:05:28,613 the Cruscittis made a country home and... 873 01:05:28,754 --> 01:05:33,457 - Are they fun? - No, they aren't. I don't know why I'm going. 874 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:36,261 And Patrizia took a month's vacation. 875 01:05:36,402 --> 01:05:40,172 The maid left and there's no one. 876 01:05:40,310 --> 01:05:41,836 What do you do all alone at home? 877 01:05:41,947 --> 01:05:44,577 What I always do. I've done it many times. 878 01:05:44,686 --> 01:05:49,252 That's alright, but I'm always thinking that you're not a girl anymore. 879 01:05:49,629 --> 01:05:51,963 I'm your son, I have the responsability... 880 01:05:52,067 --> 01:05:54,162 not like that favorite of yours to whom you don't matter. 881 01:05:54,304 --> 01:05:56,399 No. To me you were both the same. 882 01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:59,709 Yes, but it wasn't like that. 883 01:06:00,050 --> 01:06:02,213 So you're bringing me Thursday? 884 01:06:02,354 --> 01:06:05,190 Thursday you say? As you wish. 885 01:06:05,326 --> 01:06:07,558 What are we doing? We go, we come, forwards, backwards. 886 01:06:07,665 --> 01:06:09,497 Now that we're here. 887 01:06:11,005 --> 01:06:14,809 But I didn't bring anything. I don't have anything. 888 01:06:14,913 --> 01:06:18,944 No! You have everything. You have everything mother. 889 01:06:19,088 --> 01:06:22,083 Look! Look what Patrizia prepared for you. 890 01:06:22,662 --> 01:06:26,567 Look at that suitcase. She had a feeling you'd want to stay. 891 01:06:26,703 --> 01:06:29,971 She prepared everything, like a daughter. You always underestimated her... 892 01:06:30,110 --> 01:06:31,977 always treated her like a stranger. 893 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:35,177 - I like Patrizia very much. - She's the one who likes you! 894 01:06:35,286 --> 01:06:37,849 More than her German mother! 895 01:06:37,992 --> 01:06:41,396 Sister, we're here! Mother is staying! 896 01:06:41,499 --> 01:06:43,128 When will you come to see me? 897 01:06:43,269 --> 01:06:45,068 - Always. - Every day? 898 01:06:45,206 --> 01:06:48,542 I can't every day, isn't that so sister? 899 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:50,171 Yes, only on Sunday. 900 01:06:50,316 --> 01:06:52,513 - Oh, tomorrow is Sunday! - Yes. 901 01:06:52,622 --> 01:06:56,425 Tomorrow is almost today. What do you say? You won't have gotten used to the place by then. 902 01:06:56,529 --> 01:06:59,934 Next Sunday you'll have much more to tell me. 903 01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:02,369 This is mother's suitcase. 904 01:07:02,507 --> 01:07:07,678 Three months in advance like we agreed on. There's also a bonus. 905 01:07:07,819 --> 01:07:09,310 - Goodbye mother. - Goodbye. 906 01:07:09,454 --> 01:07:12,859 Goodbye mother dear. How I'll miss you. 907 01:07:12,995 --> 01:07:15,397 - Goodbye. - I'd stay with you... 908 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:17,265 but I have to go back. 909 01:07:17,370 --> 01:07:20,342 - Goodbye. - Goodbye dear. 910 01:07:24,652 --> 01:07:27,783 - Tell Patrizia I said hello! - Of course! Goodbye. 911 01:07:28,459 --> 01:07:31,955 - The chidlren too. - The children too. Everyone. 912 01:07:34,772 --> 01:07:37,334 - I'll call you. - Yes, whenever you want. 913 01:07:37,477 --> 01:07:39,413 Just let Mrs. Liberata know, right sister? 914 01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:41,108 - Yes. - Yes. 915 01:07:42,287 --> 01:07:44,416 Goodbye Franco. 916 01:07:45,794 --> 01:07:48,960 What do you mean goodbye mother? What do you mean goodbye? 917 01:07:55,648 --> 01:07:58,244 Treat her like a queen! 918 01:08:21,265 --> 01:08:25,934 NO WORDS 919 01:08:43,275 --> 01:08:45,245 - You getting on? - No. 920 01:08:45,380 --> 01:08:47,407 Would you carry my baggage? I'm headed to the pool. 921 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,947 - Hello captain. - Hello. 922 01:09:11,365 --> 01:09:14,428 I love you... 923 01:09:14,571 --> 01:09:18,443 So much, I love you... 924 01:09:18,546 --> 01:09:22,384 In the air, I love you... 925 01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:27,623 If you look at me like that it means enough, let's end it... 926 01:09:27,731 --> 01:09:30,361 I love you... 927 01:09:30,470 --> 01:09:34,171 I am, I love you... 928 01:09:34,277 --> 01:09:38,149 deep down I am a man... 929 01:09:38,252 --> 01:09:41,418 who has no cold in his heart... 930 01:09:41,558 --> 01:09:43,425 in bed I rule... 931 01:09:43,529 --> 01:09:50,032 but I tremble before your breast... 932 01:09:50,176 --> 01:09:53,911 I hate you and I love you... 933 01:09:54,017 --> 01:09:59,085 It's a butterfly that dies beating its wings... 934 01:09:59,194 --> 01:10:02,223 The love that is made in a bed... 935 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:05,966 take my other measure... 936 01:10:06,074 --> 01:10:09,513 Today I return to your home... 937 01:10:10,149 --> 01:10:14,021 First of May, I'll need courage... 938 01:10:14,124 --> 01:10:20,627 I love you and I ask your forgiveness... 939 01:10:20,771 --> 01:10:24,437 Remember who I am... 940 01:10:24,578 --> 01:10:28,245 Open the door to a toilet paper warrior... 941 01:10:28,385 --> 01:10:32,155 and give me your light wine... 942 01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:36,166 What did you do while I was gone? 943 01:10:36,602 --> 01:10:40,133 And the linen sheets... 944 01:10:40,677 --> 01:10:44,446 give me the sleep of a child... 945 01:10:44,551 --> 01:10:47,455 What are you doing? Dream... 946 01:10:47,590 --> 01:10:54,936 Frolic and spin and work a little... 947 01:10:55,106 --> 01:10:58,510 I want to hug a woman who irons... 948 01:10:58,613 --> 01:11:02,713 while singing and who doesn't take me seriously... 949 01:11:03,389 --> 01:11:06,486 before making love... 950 01:11:07,063 --> 01:11:14,876 Dress up the rage of peace, covering it with light... 951 01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:21,413 I love you and I ask your forgiveness... 952 01:11:21,525 --> 01:11:25,192 Remember who I am... 953 01:11:25,333 --> 01:11:29,273 I love you, I love you, I love you... 954 01:11:29,942 --> 01:11:32,346 Give me your light wine... 955 01:11:33,015 --> 01:11:34,712 Do you speak Italian? 956 01:11:36,256 --> 01:11:37,781 French? 957 01:11:39,362 --> 01:11:41,298 English? 958 01:11:44,639 --> 01:11:47,702 What are you doing? Dream... 959 01:11:48,213 --> 01:11:50,945 Frolic and spin... 960 01:11:51,085 --> 01:11:54,889 and work a little 961 01:11:55,026 --> 01:11:58,522 Make me hug a woman who irons... 962 01:11:58,634 --> 01:12:02,870 while singing and doesn't take me seriously... 963 01:12:03,443 --> 01:12:05,845 before making love... 964 01:12:23,483 --> 01:12:25,680 But you, where are you from? 965 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,401 Wait. 966 01:12:38,914 --> 01:12:40,144 Where? 967 01:14:13,370 --> 01:14:15,966 Announcing the departure of the flight to Amsterdam. 968 01:14:16,142 --> 01:14:20,981 Go to gate 4. Alitalia, flight 370. 969 01:14:32,541 --> 01:14:36,379 Attention, all passengers waiting for flight... 970 01:14:36,482 --> 01:14:40,820 TVA 940 to Athens and Tel Avis... 971 01:14:40,924 --> 01:14:46,527 please go to gate 13. 972 01:15:03,236 --> 01:15:04,568 Goodbye. 973 01:15:24,645 --> 01:15:29,883 Rome, a K-Z airplane exploded immediately after... 974 01:15:30,022 --> 01:15:32,926 taking off from Fumicio, causing the death... 975 01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:36,000 of all 86 passengers and the entire flight crew. 976 01:15:36,502 --> 01:15:40,340 The current reasoning is that it was a political attack. 977 01:15:40,444 --> 01:15:43,974 In the plane traveled the Prime Minister Yaser Kaskanian... 978 01:15:44,084 --> 01:15:46,885 who was heading to Geneva for the convention... 979 01:15:47,023 --> 01:15:49,221 of the heads of state of third world countries. 980 01:15:49,495 --> 01:15:53,697 An explosive must have been hidden in a music player. 981 01:16:08,700 --> 01:16:14,303 THE FUNERAL EULOGY 982 01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:04,374 His hat. 983 01:17:25,820 --> 01:17:30,853 A small hat and a great comedian. 984 01:17:31,632 --> 01:17:36,802 His inseperable company, his war banner... 985 01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:40,006 set loose and won on the stage sets. 986 01:17:42,721 --> 01:17:47,493 All of us who are symbolically the great public... 987 01:17:48,098 --> 01:17:54,635 are gathered here to lament the passing of a colleague and master. 988 01:17:55,580 --> 01:18:01,286 He who so generously brought laughter to an entire generation. 989 01:18:01,959 --> 01:18:03,588 Formighela! 990 01:18:08,206 --> 01:18:10,199 Goodbye, Formighela! 991 01:18:11,212 --> 01:18:13,910 For thirty years I worked by his side... 992 01:18:14,050 --> 01:18:17,546 backing up his work in silence. 993 01:18:18,726 --> 01:18:22,062 I proposed it and you acted it out. 994 01:18:22,868 --> 01:18:25,499 I did a thousand things, no one laughed. 995 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,840 You, with a single thing, what can I say? 996 01:18:28,946 --> 01:18:33,354 By just lifting a finger you brought on chuckles. 997 01:18:33,456 --> 01:18:35,426 - It's true. - Isn't that so? 998 01:18:38,266 --> 01:18:41,636 Now you're gone. You won't cause more laughter. 999 01:18:41,806 --> 01:18:45,712 But your repertoire, the mirror to the soul of Rome... 1000 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,716 will live on in the history of theatre. 1001 01:18:51,392 --> 01:18:53,624 We'll always remember you Formighela. 1002 01:18:54,131 --> 01:18:56,100 The jokes in the restaurant... 1003 01:18:56,836 --> 01:18:59,068 when I, like an idiot, asked: 1004 01:18:59,174 --> 01:19:02,043 "Waiter, what is there to eat?" 1005 01:19:02,147 --> 01:19:06,451 You immediately responded with: "I don't know, go look in the kitchen". 1006 01:19:08,493 --> 01:19:10,258 What, you laugh? 1007 01:19:14,238 --> 01:19:16,674 We'll always remember you Formighela. 1008 01:19:17,410 --> 01:19:20,576 When accompanied by a guitar you sang: 1009 01:19:20,683 --> 01:19:24,919 "I dream always of your kisses... 1010 01:19:25,326 --> 01:19:28,924 Your fatal kisses... 1011 01:19:29,635 --> 01:19:33,096 Your mordant kisses... 1012 01:19:33,743 --> 01:19:38,276 Your mordant kisses..." 1013 01:19:41,325 --> 01:19:45,265 I'll also remember you for the joke about virility... 1014 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:50,138 when I would tell you on the telephone: "Hello? Hello? Who's calling?" 1015 01:19:50,276 --> 01:19:52,006 "Hello, who is it?" 1016 01:19:52,147 --> 01:19:54,617 And you would answer: "Your penis!" 1017 01:20:01,765 --> 01:20:04,259 The ticks, the song about the ticks. 1018 01:20:04,371 --> 01:20:06,739 "The Three Ticks", let's go. 1019 01:20:16,562 --> 01:20:19,625 I have three nervous ticks. I babble a bit. 1020 01:20:19,735 --> 01:20:22,639 When I sing, it can't be heard. When I speak, however, I can. 1021 01:20:22,741 --> 01:20:26,272 This first tick, a rattle. The second, a lisp. 1022 01:20:26,415 --> 01:20:29,854 The third is a draft. All three torment me. 1023 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,993 And my dear friend from... 1024 01:20:39,241 --> 01:20:42,179 from the old neighborhood gave me a recommendation... 1025 01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:44,512 to a director of the RAI that looked for... 1026 01:20:45,987 --> 01:20:47,251 an announcer. 1027 01:20:47,357 --> 01:20:49,384 I went, and I got... 1028 01:20:50,830 --> 01:20:54,395 in line. When my turn came, I told the director this... 1029 01:20:55,106 --> 01:20:57,167 this... this is for you. 1030 01:20:57,911 --> 01:20:59,608 They threw me out! 1031 01:21:03,322 --> 01:21:10,258 When we go out, lights, voices and fantasy... 1032 01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:13,604 With love, very pretty, very Parisian... 1033 01:21:13,709 --> 01:21:17,809 This is Paris, this is night, this is Paris... 1034 01:21:18,252 --> 01:21:26,064 If you come to my house some day be sure to bring some fantasy... 1035 01:21:26,201 --> 01:21:33,774 What word do you want to hear? Italy, Italy, Italy... 1036 01:21:34,117 --> 01:21:41,052 Yes, we're like that, we like to laugh in Italy... 1037 01:21:41,432 --> 01:21:48,174 You won't regret it, you'll be very happy in Italy... 1038 01:21:48,579 --> 01:21:55,651 Yes, we're like that, we like to laugh in Italy... 1039 01:21:55,793 --> 01:22:02,433 You won't regret it, you'll be very happy in Italy... 1040 01:22:02,941 --> 01:22:06,312 Yes, we're like that, we like to laugh in Italy... 1041 01:22:06,448 --> 01:22:09,318 You won't regret it, you'll be very happy... 1042 01:22:09,654 --> 01:22:13,150 We'll see you for the laughs... 1043 01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:16,996 In Italy, Italy, Italy... 1044 01:22:17,370 --> 01:22:26,777 We'll wait for you in Italy... 1045 01:22:27,524 --> 01:22:30,758 Bravo! Bravo! 1046 01:22:31,165 --> 01:22:34,068 - Bravo! - Very good! 1047 01:22:35,706 --> 01:22:42,346 When we go out, lights, voices and fantasy... 1048 01:22:42,453 --> 01:22:49,332 We'll see you for the laughs in Italy, Italy, Italy... 1049 01:22:49,434 --> 01:22:56,244 Yes, we're like that, we like to laugh in Italy... 1050 01:22:56,415 --> 01:23:03,054 You won't regret it, you'll be very happy in Italy... 1051 01:23:03,362 --> 01:23:07,062 Yes, we're like that, we like to laugh in Italy... 1052 01:23:10,109 --> 01:23:13,604 Don't applaude me, rather applaude him. 1053 01:23:14,049 --> 01:23:17,819 Italy, Italy, Italy... 1054 01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:28,678 Come and laugh in Italy... 1055 01:23:36,762 --> 01:23:42,798 THE SONGBIRD OF VAL PADANA 1056 01:23:44,177 --> 01:23:49,848 GREETINGS FROM FRIENDS 1057 01:24:04,718 --> 01:24:09,820 FIRST AID 1058 01:24:10,930 --> 01:24:16,135 LIKE A QUEEN 1059 01:24:17,343 --> 01:24:22,376 THE RESTAURANT 1060 01:24:23,655 --> 01:24:29,429 NO WORDS 1061 01:24:30,669 --> 01:24:36,170 THE FUNERAL EULOGY 1061 01:24:37,305 --> 01:25:37,253 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext83101

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