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I'm going to kill Sean Penn.
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My wish has always been for
the West to leave my country,
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not for some American
actor to come here.
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Yeah, I mean, well,
that's one way to go.
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It is the way I'm going to go.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, we're just
spit-balling ideas here, DB.
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No, we're not!
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Director Bustard, what
if you don't kill him?
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You've got the eyes
of the world on you now.
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What if... What
if you go with it?
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We've worked really
hard on this.
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What could he
possibly help me with?
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Have you seen the Milks?
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He can do anything.
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- Come on, DB.
- Yeah.
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Don't be like all the other
losers out there, man.
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We're all just watching the
same shitty movie in this life.
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Don’t sit around and argue about who has
the best or worse seat, don't do that.
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Let's work together...
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and change the fuckin' movie!
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I'm going to kill Sean Penn.
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Oh, come on, DB!
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How did you get there
from what I just said?
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That does seem like you
weren't really listening D...
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I was listening!
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This is a big opportunity.
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Freedom
cannot be given,
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it cannot be gifted.
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It must grow from the blood-soaked
soil it is fought upon.
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I'm sending you idiots home
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and I’m going to kill Sean Penn.
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Sean,
it's... it's really high.
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I've been higher.
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Are you sure that you
can afford to do this?
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Until John Wayne Gacy is trending
below me as a clown in this world,
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I can't afford not to do it.
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Okay, but... I'm just worried
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that people are gonna think you're
doing this because of the...
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Australian disaster.
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We can't control what
people think, Mara.
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Okay.
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Okay, well...
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Look, you... you're
lower than Bozo.
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- And Gacy?
- Oh...
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Not yet.
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I'm going.
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All I am saying, is
that it’ll be a damn shame
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for us to have come this far,
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only for DB to turn around
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and make us look like real
dickheads right at the fucking end.
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You're leaving, Phil Choi?
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Uh... yeah.
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Yeah, the Director
doesn't need us anymore.
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He's just gonna...
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kill Sean Penn.
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Send us on our way.
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Nothing we can do
about it, so yeah.
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Yeah, this is it.
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Be careful.
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Oh, I... I will.
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We will.
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Hmm.
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Hey... Hey, thanks
so much, Shammi,
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for everything.
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You've
been really, really amazing.
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Not just to me, to all the guys.
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- Yeah.
- Really nice, Shammi.
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- Thanks, Shammi. Thank you.
- Cheers.
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We could trade numbers.
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Emails. Emails?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Let's just... We'll leave it
in the hands of the universe,
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and maybe it will conspire to
cross our paths again someday.
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The universe is only an infinite
reflection of our hopes and dreams.
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This is for you.
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Do not open it until after you have
said goodbye to the Director, huh.
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Oh, yeah.
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I will see you again,
Philip Wallace Choi
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Goodbye, Phil Choi.
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It has been confirmed
by multiple sources
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that the private
military plane...
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Can I ah, buy you
another drink, sugar tits?
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Biggest story of the year...
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Primetime...
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My old job back...
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And this motherfucker
decides to be a hero.
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What are you talking about?
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You don't want
your old job back,
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you wanna be a journalist.
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You don't wanna just,
be on television,
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you wanna unearth stories.
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Did you know that I had offers
from every single network
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- to tell my story.
- The boys' story?
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My story... about
the boys' story.
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The real story was
actually the Director.
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Yeah, well, anyway, no one
gives a shit now, do they?
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Because Sean Penn's
jumping out of a plane.
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Do you ever think...
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there might be an even
bigger story in all this?
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Oh, Jemima! What
is wrong with you?
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Look close. Look
closer, peel the onion.
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I...
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Ugh.
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Is that your boss?
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He sent those four
boys in to delete that picture
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from the Princess of
Behati-Prinsloo's phone.
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How do you have this?
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I got it off his phone.
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You're telling me...
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that a four-star Colonel
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sent four innocent Australians
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on a covert mission
into a foreign country
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to delete a dick pic off
of a princess' phone,
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leaving them there for dead,
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and even sent in a mercenary to
kill them to cover his tracks,
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and yet, he did not delete
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the picture from his own phone?
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Four Australian hostages
in a foreign land...
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And boy, do they
have a story to tell.
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And I will be
telling it, tonight
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live from Behati-Prinsloo,
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directly after Sean Penn's
courageous rescue mission.
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Hey, come on, DB!
This is so unfair.
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What is this, like
a pump and dump?
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You're free to pursue whatever
you were doing before we met.
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Director Bustard...
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Sean Penn's a method actor,
mate. You might need me there.
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You don't know what's
real and what's not...
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I know.
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What a fucking dickhead!
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I don't think the Director's
ready for Sean Penn.
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All this shit, everything
we just went through...
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And we get to go home, the guys who
saved the people from the nukes.
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No, we don't, Bhanis!
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No, we don't!
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We go home as the people
that got Harvey Milk killed.
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And what do you think
we're going on to, huh?
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You thought killing
a koala was bad?
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Try murdering Jeff Spiccoli.
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What are you gonna do,
wear two eye-patches?
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And you, Phil, what are
you going home to, huh?
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I'm not going home at all.
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We know where the rendezvous is.
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Shammi, you fucking legend!
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Yes!
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We can be heroes.
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We can be famous heroes.
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But me...
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I don't need my story
to be written or...
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or filmed or posted.
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I'm just gonna live it.
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Sick mental health break from
the socials, Phil Choi. I dig it.
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What... What are you gonna do
when you go back to the camp?
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I don't know.
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I'll just improvise.
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I learnt from the best.
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Thank
you, Phil Choi.
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Thank you, boys.
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Thank you.
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Now, go.
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Stop Sean Penn saving the day.
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And I'll see you fuckers
on the other side.
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- Hey, let's go.
- Rowdy, Rowdy.
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If I don't make it back...
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and my biological mother
does come looking for me...
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give her this.
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I don't need it any more.
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Tell my real
parents I love them.
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Of course.
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Now go.
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Go and be famous heroes.
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His name was Raul.
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He said he was a physiotherapist,
I said, "I don't think so."
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My...
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My sister wants to know if you
have a comment about the four boys
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in Behati-Prinsloo.
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A comment?
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Who's this?
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He's a moron, why?
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I'm here as a journalist.
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That was off the record,
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as is this entire conversation.
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Well, this isn't.
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I hope you have a one-way
ticket to a country
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with a non-extradition
treaty with Australia.
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Congratulations, you're
the new Julian Assange.
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You can't release that picture.
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The geopolitical ramifications
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are a magnitude you haven't
quite wrapped your head around.
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You sent four innocent boys
to retrieve a dick pic,
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and then left them there to die.
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The only geopolitical ramifications
are you going to jail.
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You're dealing with something
that you don't understand.
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I've seen my share of dick pics,
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I understand just fine.
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Nailed ya, again.
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I could have gone
longer actually.
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Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Mm-hmm.
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The trick is you've got to
think about something else.
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I let my mind just drift off.
I was thinking about Thorpey.
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Sir, we need to speak
about "the race".
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I was thinking of filming it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we do
not want to film "the race", sir.
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Ah, "The battle is won before
it is fought," Sun Tzu.
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Sir, we would prefer to
keep "the race" quiet.
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We think the involvement of
Sean Penn provides enough cover
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for us to be able to
conduct "the race",
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and yet, not make
too much noise.
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A secret race.
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Even Penn is scared.
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So that if...
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when you lose, you can deny it.
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Uh... Yes, sir.
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Okay, you Seppo
cunt, let's do it.
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Operation Tortoise
and the Hare is a go.
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I repeat, it's a go.
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Copy that.
Operation is a go.
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Re-routing course
to Behati-Prinsloo.
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What's all this?
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Like I said in the note, the
Director has embraced a more...
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militarised radical
factions of our movement.
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Thanks for the map.
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Map?
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Yeah, the map.
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That was a piece of
paper I wrote a note on.
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Did you read the note?
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Yeah.
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I read the note.
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What do you think the
map would have been of?
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Sick fucking rocket, bro.
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Well, I can't see the
Director down there anywhere.
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They're American.
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What are the Yankee doodle
dickheads firing at?
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Ghost rider, this
is strike. Light ‘em up.
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Roger, launch RPM.
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Philip Choi.
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You don't think that's
the camp, do you?
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Let's just pray it isn't.
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They’re firing another one.
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Not if we stop them.
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How are you
gonna do that, fuck face?
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Get on your knees!
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Wait!
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No.
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Don't you know who he is?
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Look at him again,
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- don't you know who he is?
- I... I don't...
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He is the guy.
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- He is the freaking guy.
- What guy?
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- The koala video.
- It’s really you?
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- It is.
- Oh, my God!
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- I knew it! I knew it!
- Oh, my God!
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We watch that video
every morning over here.
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Dude, I'm gonna say this...
255
00:15:57,404 --> 00:15:59,304
You're iconic.
256
00:15:59,404 --> 00:16:01,304
I have seen that video
a thousand times.
257
00:16:01,404 --> 00:16:03,824
I cannot wait to tell
my mom about this.
258
00:16:03,924 --> 00:16:05,124
- Bang!
- Oh, dude!
259
00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:09,624
Dude, what are you doing here?
260
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:10,884
We're actually on
a secret mission.
261
00:16:10,884 --> 00:16:13,165
Same.
Are you doing the Penn thing?
262
00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:17,584
Well, uh... Yeah, we, we,
we'd like to say more,
263
00:16:17,684 --> 00:16:19,944
but um, you know, lives
are at stakes, so...
264
00:16:20,044 --> 00:16:21,584
I mean...
265
00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:24,664
You're my favourite actor, dude. So...
266
00:16:24,764 --> 00:16:26,204
I just wanna say, I'm really excited
to see what you do with Penn.
267
00:16:26,204 --> 00:16:27,144
Yeah! Yeah, we all are.
268
00:16:27,244 --> 00:16:29,324
Hey, you guys wouldn't happen to
know where the drop's taking place.
269
00:16:29,324 --> 00:16:31,424
Yeah, yeah. It's ten
clicks that way, yeah.
270
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,524
Wait.
271
00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:36,324
That's classified.
272
00:16:37,004 --> 00:16:39,944
So why don't you
two lock it up...
273
00:16:40,044 --> 00:16:43,044
keep that information
to yourself.
274
00:16:45,084 --> 00:16:46,264
- Okay.
- Yeah?
275
00:16:46,364 --> 00:16:47,784
- Yeah.
- Okay.
276
00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:49,264
Huh - Nice.
277
00:16:49,364 --> 00:16:50,804
I
see what you are doing.
278
00:16:50,804 --> 00:16:52,984
Do you mind if ah,
we get a picture?
279
00:16:53,084 --> 00:16:55,084
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, nah, sick. Give it.
280
00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:02,464
Welcome, everybody.
281
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:06,064
As our nation holds its
collective breath for our heroes,
282
00:17:06,164 --> 00:17:08,224
the Behati-Prinsloo Four,
283
00:17:08,324 --> 00:17:11,424
Dylan, Albhanis, Phil and Rowdy,
284
00:17:11,524 --> 00:17:15,544
an Air Force jet somewhere
over the South China Sea
285
00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:18,824
flies Sean Penn toward destiny,
286
00:17:18,924 --> 00:17:21,064
and what must surely be
287
00:17:21,164 --> 00:17:23,264
his greatest performance.
288
00:17:23,364 --> 00:17:25,464
We'll be crossing
live any moment now
289
00:17:25,564 --> 00:17:28,904
to the courageous rescue attempt.
And we’ll be able to watch it
290
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,104
all through a GoPro camera,
291
00:17:31,204 --> 00:17:33,464
fixed to Sean’s chest...
292
00:17:33,564 --> 00:17:35,644
It's unclear what the boys were
doing in the war torn island nation
293
00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:38,084
in the first
place, with reports...
294
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:41,264
They’ve all known
about this operation,
295
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,704
for months... for months!
296
00:17:46,324 --> 00:17:48,404
It's not about the boys.
297
00:17:49,604 --> 00:17:51,304
Look behind the
curtain, Dorothy.
298
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,464
The world hold its breath
for activist, Sean Penn,
299
00:17:54,564 --> 00:17:56,744
as he is aboard Angel Flight 116
300
00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:58,504
bound for Behati-Prinsloo
301
00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:03,064
in what is surely one of the bravest and
most courageous missions of all time.
302
00:18:03,164 --> 00:18:04,624
With justice his motivation,
303
00:18:04,724 --> 00:18:07,064
the one thing we
know about Sean Penn
304
00:18:07,164 --> 00:18:09,424
is when he makes his
mind up about something,
305
00:18:09,524 --> 00:18:11,104
he never misses the mark.
306
00:18:15,924 --> 00:18:17,924
- Where is the cunt?
- Come on.
307
00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:23,444
Oh, my God.
308
00:18:24,044 --> 00:18:27,584
Bustard is going to kill Sean
Penn at the Shark's new...
309
00:18:27,684 --> 00:18:29,704
golf course!
310
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:30,744
There they are.
311
00:18:49,564 --> 00:18:52,304
Hey, Sean, can I get a picture?
312
00:18:52,404 --> 00:18:53,724
You put that phone
away, soldier,
313
00:18:53,804 --> 00:18:56,684
or I'm gonna shove it
up your fucking ass!
314
00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:07,264
Oh, okay. Okay. That's...
315
00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:08,784
That's the thumbs up, Sean.
316
00:19:08,884 --> 00:19:11,824
Sean, please, don't do this.
317
00:19:11,924 --> 00:19:13,344
The second you jump,
318
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,664
that GoPro will be live
319
00:19:14,764 --> 00:19:16,624
and everyone will
see what you see.
320
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:19,384
This could go so
wrong! Please, Sean.
321
00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:23,064
I can fix what
happened on the Today Show.
322
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:24,824
I promise!
323
00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:26,304
Somewhere down there,
324
00:19:26,404 --> 00:19:29,704
there are four young souls
searching the heavens
325
00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:32,044
for an angel to set them free.
326
00:19:35,044 --> 00:19:37,044
I'm that angel!
327
00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:51,984
"Few men
will have the greatness
328
00:19:52,084 --> 00:19:54,024
to bend history itself."
329
00:19:54,124 --> 00:19:58,824
"But each of us can work to
change a small portion of events."
330
00:19:58,924 --> 00:20:02,384
"It is from the numberless
diverse acts of courage and belief
331
00:20:02,484 --> 00:20:05,504
that human history is shaped."
332
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,904
"Each time a man
stands up for an ideal,
333
00:20:08,004 --> 00:20:10,464
or acts to improve
the lot of others,
334
00:20:10,564 --> 00:20:13,344
or strikes out
against injustice,
335
00:20:13,444 --> 00:20:15,904
he sends forth a
tiny ripple of hope."
336
00:20:16,004 --> 00:20:17,704
We cross our fingers
337
00:20:17,804 --> 00:20:19,344
and we light a candle
338
00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:22,744
for the man who stood tall
in the face of injustice.
339
00:20:22,844 --> 00:20:26,744
Our angel, up there
in the night sky,
340
00:20:26,844 --> 00:20:29,364
the great, Sean Penn.
341
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,604
"...that
she could break the surface of the ocean
342
00:20:58,604 --> 00:21:00,604
from 15,000 feet."
343
00:22:11,404 --> 00:22:13,624
No way, that's sick!
344
00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:15,164
It's his
greatest performance.
345
00:22:15,164 --> 00:22:16,904
So brave, this merman.
346
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,004
They’ve changed the narrative.
347
00:22:19,484 --> 00:22:21,424
They didn't even mention
me on the broadcast.
348
00:22:21,524 --> 00:22:24,024
Yeah, well, we didn't get
much of a mention either, so.
349
00:22:24,124 --> 00:22:25,824
Yeah, and I did warn
you Director Bustard.
350
00:22:25,924 --> 00:22:26,904
Those method guys...
351
00:22:27,004 --> 00:22:28,664
Why are you still in my country?
352
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,724
Oh, we had to make sure
you didn't kill Sean Penn.
353
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,724
Yeah, 'cause then we'll
look like real dickheads.
354
00:22:35,284 --> 00:22:37,344
He's going to be
the hero in this.
355
00:22:55,084 --> 00:22:58,304
We're all watching the
same terrible play.
356
00:22:58,404 --> 00:23:00,344
We know it's terrible,
357
00:23:00,444 --> 00:23:03,464
but we're all arguing over
who has the worst seat.
358
00:23:03,564 --> 00:23:06,184
We've forgotten that we
need to change the story.
359
00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:07,904
That's my line.
360
00:23:08,004 --> 00:23:09,704
I should never have
listened to you fools.
361
00:23:09,804 --> 00:23:12,504
You didn't listen to us
and where are we now, huh?
362
00:23:12,604 --> 00:23:14,404
Yeah, I did warn you about
that, Director Bustard.
363
00:23:14,404 --> 00:23:15,904
Star fuckers get fucked, ODB.
364
00:23:16,004 --> 00:23:17,164
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
365
00:23:17,164 --> 00:23:18,564
What the hell is
wrong with you idiots?
366
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,624
What's wrong with us,
what's wrong with you?
367
00:23:20,724 --> 00:23:22,724
What's wrong with me?
368
00:23:24,044 --> 00:23:27,944
What's wrong with me is that the
ultimate tragedy of this world
369
00:23:28,044 --> 00:23:31,224
isn't the cruelty and
oppression of the bad people,
370
00:23:31,324 --> 00:23:34,224
it's the silence of the good.
371
00:23:34,324 --> 00:23:36,904
To yell "Fire" in a crowded
room was once frowned upon,
372
00:23:37,004 --> 00:23:39,544
but now, as long as you
get everyone's attention,
373
00:23:39,644 --> 00:23:41,644
nobody cares if
there's a fire or not.
374
00:23:42,684 --> 00:23:45,944
The idiot has become
the hero in this world.
375
00:23:46,044 --> 00:23:49,444
You idiots have become
the heroes in my story!
376
00:23:59,764 --> 00:24:01,764
Get on your knees.
377
00:24:02,604 --> 00:24:04,784
Hey, ODB...
378
00:24:04,884 --> 00:24:05,864
Hey Rowdy.
379
00:24:08,764 --> 00:24:10,984
I never came here to be a hero.
380
00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:13,084
I came here to save my daughter.
381
00:24:14,764 --> 00:24:17,824
Get on your knees!
382
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,924
Rowdy...
383
00:24:25,444 --> 00:24:27,444
You wanna change the world?
384
00:24:28,564 --> 00:24:30,584
At some point,
385
00:24:30,684 --> 00:24:32,684
you have to look
power in the eye
386
00:24:33,524 --> 00:24:35,524
and just say...
387
00:24:35,964 --> 00:24:37,964
"No."
388
00:24:54,204 --> 00:24:56,204
No.
389
00:24:58,204 --> 00:25:00,204
- Rowdy!
- Rowdy!
390
00:25:03,404 --> 00:25:05,404
Uh, Director...
391
00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:08,984
What about big Bhanis?
392
00:25:09,084 --> 00:25:10,504
What about him?
393
00:25:10,604 --> 00:25:12,604
Set him free.
394
00:25:13,724 --> 00:25:15,724
He will never be free.
395
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,724
None of us will be.
396
00:25:26,364 --> 00:25:28,224
Oh, we... we're getting
some reports, folks,
397
00:25:28,324 --> 00:25:33,584
that things haven't worked out too
well for our boys in Behati-Prinsloo.
398
00:25:33,684 --> 00:25:37,344
Okay, yeah. Um, that
is... That is sad.
399
00:25:37,444 --> 00:25:38,684
Coming up
after the break...
400
00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:39,904
Stay tuned for updates,
401
00:25:40,004 --> 00:25:42,864
but for now, well,
as you can see,
402
00:25:42,964 --> 00:25:45,344
things don't look
good for our boys.
403
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:47,684
Oh, my goodness.
The... This is...
404
00:25:49,044 --> 00:25:51,564
There are no words. Um...
405
00:25:53,964 --> 00:25:58,144
Words can never
say as music can.
406
00:25:58,244 --> 00:26:00,304
The unsayable grace
407
00:26:00,404 --> 00:26:02,684
that leaps like light
from mind-to-mind.
408
00:26:04,324 --> 00:26:06,224
I'm Penny Pimberhurst
409
00:26:06,324 --> 00:26:08,624
and this is the World
410
00:26:36,324 --> 00:26:38,324
Look, honey...
411
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:41,144
$700,000.
412
00:26:41,244 --> 00:26:43,384
Your dad did it.
413
00:26:43,484 --> 00:26:45,484
He did all of this for you.
414
00:26:46,644 --> 00:26:48,504
I know.
415
00:26:48,604 --> 00:26:50,544
And you know, he
might not be here,
416
00:26:50,644 --> 00:26:52,644
but he will always be...
417
00:26:53,724 --> 00:26:55,704
a... a hero.
418
00:26:55,804 --> 00:26:58,704
Not my hero. No, to me he'll
always be a bit of a...
419
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:02,824
But... but he’s your hero now.
420
00:27:02,924 --> 00:27:07,104
- And, um, his death can always...
- Mum...
421
00:27:07,204 --> 00:27:09,184
Dad's not dead.
422
00:27:09,284 --> 00:27:11,424
Oh, sweetheart.
423
00:27:11,524 --> 00:27:13,824
If there's one thing I
know, it's fake news.
424
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,924
Yeah? And this ain't it.
425
00:27:16,644 --> 00:27:19,064
- Your dad's dead, he got shot.
- Yeah.
426
00:27:19,164 --> 00:27:21,524
I know, but he's not dead.
427
00:27:23,124 --> 00:27:25,124
Mm...
428
00:27:41,924 --> 00:27:43,924
♪ Can you hear? ♪
429
00:27:44,804 --> 00:27:46,804
♪ Are we clear? ♪
430
00:27:47,204 --> 00:27:49,204
- Rowdy!
- ♪ Cleared for lift-off ♪
431
00:27:50,124 --> 00:27:52,124
- Rowdy!
- Rowdy!
432
00:27:54,404 --> 00:27:56,564
♪ For making reverberations ♪
433
00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:00,244
♪ Are we affirmative? ♪
434
00:28:00,964 --> 00:28:02,904
♪ No, negatory ♪
435
00:28:03,004 --> 00:28:05,104
♪ Come in, come in ♪
436
00:28:05,204 --> 00:28:07,204
♪ Radio, what's your story? ♪
437
00:28:08,124 --> 00:28:10,304
Phil Choi.
438
00:28:10,404 --> 00:28:12,564
♪ Will you Wilco? ♪
439
00:28:14,284 --> 00:28:15,924
Let's get you up. Come
on, you gotta get up.
440
00:28:15,924 --> 00:28:18,724
- That's it.
- ♪ A bit of echo victor? ♪
441
00:28:20,044 --> 00:28:22,044
♪ Feeling wider than awake ♪
442
00:28:24,604 --> 00:28:28,224
♪ Yeah, better crooked
than straight ♪
443
00:28:28,324 --> 00:28:31,304
♪ Ah... ♪
444
00:28:31,404 --> 00:28:33,884
♪ Invincible ♪
445
00:28:34,804 --> 00:28:37,344
♪ When we love ♪
446
00:28:37,444 --> 00:28:41,224
♪ Ah, invincible ♪
447
00:28:43,964 --> 00:28:46,324
♪ When we love ♪
448
00:28:48,964 --> 00:28:50,964
♪ When we love ♪
449
00:28:53,204 --> 00:28:55,864
♪ Now there's smoke
on the horizon ♪
450
00:28:55,964 --> 00:28:58,144
♪ And the clouds are
looking violent ♪
451
00:28:58,244 --> 00:29:01,504
♪ There's a future
in need of a frame ♪
452
00:29:01,604 --> 00:29:03,664
♪ Compass spinning in my brain ♪
453
00:29:03,764 --> 00:29:06,824
♪ There's a theory
for everything ♪
454
00:29:06,924 --> 00:29:09,824
♪ Resurrection to
the big 'ole bang ♪
455
00:29:09,924 --> 00:29:12,284
♪ Rachmaninoff to
the excitement gang ♪
456
00:29:13,404 --> 00:29:16,304
♪ We got the density
of our beings ♪
457
00:29:16,404 --> 00:29:18,504
♪ The unbearable weight,
The unbearable light ♪
458
00:29:18,604 --> 00:29:21,944
♪ The unbearable weight,
Let's lift it up ♪
459
00:29:22,044 --> 00:29:25,384
♪ Ah... ♪
460
00:29:25,484 --> 00:29:27,484
♪ Invincible ♪
461
00:29:28,804 --> 00:29:30,544
♪ When we love ♪
462
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:33,364
Ahh...
463
00:29:41,164 --> 00:29:43,024
Yeah, what?
464
00:29:43,124 --> 00:29:44,664
Americanos?
465
00:29:44,764 --> 00:29:46,784
No, we're not Americans,
mate. We're Australians.
466
00:29:46,884 --> 00:29:48,264
Yeah, a... and Lebanese.
467
00:29:48,364 --> 00:29:50,364
Not Americanos?
468
00:29:51,684 --> 00:29:52,624
Who are you?
469
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,724
We're famous heroes.
470
00:29:58,284 --> 00:30:00,724
You are going to wish you
never came to this place.
471
00:30:01,964 --> 00:30:04,024
We are going to torture,
472
00:30:04,124 --> 00:30:06,124
you are going to beg
for your lives...
473
00:30:07,644 --> 00:30:09,964
and we, are going to film it.
474
00:30:17,364 --> 00:30:19,384
Yeah!
475
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:23,204
♪ Ah, invincible ♪
476
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,024
♪ When we love ♪
477
00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:29,584
♪ Ah... ♪
478
00:30:29,684 --> 00:30:32,204
♪ Invincible ♪
479
00:30:33,724 --> 00:30:35,304
♪ When we love ♪
480
00:30:35,404 --> 00:30:38,624
♪ Ah... ♪
481
00:30:38,724 --> 00:30:41,144
♪ Invincible ♪
482
00:30:41,244 --> 00:30:43,664
♪ When we love ♪
483
00:30:43,764 --> 00:30:47,864
♪ Ah... ♪
484
00:30:47,964 --> 00:30:50,344
♪ Invincible ♪
485
00:30:50,444 --> 00:30:53,864
♪ When we love ♪
486
00:30:53,964 --> 00:30:56,424
♪ Ah... ♪
487
00:30:56,524 --> 00:30:59,864
♪ Invincible ♪
488
00:30:59,964 --> 00:31:02,384
♪ Oh, when we love ♪
489
00:31:02,484 --> 00:31:05,384
♪ Ah... ♪
490
00:31:05,484 --> 00:31:08,484
♪ Invincible ♪
491
00:31:09,804 --> 00:31:12,284
♪ Oh, oh, when we love ♪
492
00:31:17,724 --> 00:31:20,684
♪ Oh, when we love ♪
493
00:31:26,364 --> 00:31:29,264
♪ Oh, the humanity,
the calamity ♪
494
00:31:29,364 --> 00:31:32,344
♪ The spilling
blood, the gravity ♪
495
00:31:32,444 --> 00:31:34,104
♪ We got the heavens,
we got the Earth ♪
496
00:31:34,204 --> 00:31:36,564
♪ And in between,
we got big surf ♪
497
00:31:37,924 --> 00:31:41,304
♪ Who could ask for more? ♪
498
00:31:41,404 --> 00:31:45,924
♪ The only rule is
to keep your cool ♪
499
00:31:48,804 --> 00:31:52,584
♪ When we love ♪
500
00:31:52,684 --> 00:31:55,684
♪ We are light ♪
501
00:31:56,764 --> 00:31:59,204
♪ Hey, you got a light? ♪
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