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(PHONE VIBRATING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hello?
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Why don't you just tell
me what's happened?
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Oh, Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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I don't know.
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(WAILING)
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(PRINCESS SUSANNAH)
Don't kill me.
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Please don't kill me.
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(MAN)
Read the statement.
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Yes. All right.
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On this screen?
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(MAN) That is correct.
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I am Susannah,
Duchess of Beaumont.
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Popularly known as
Princess Susannah.
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I am in a place you cannot find,
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held by one you will not trace.
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Prime Minister Michael Callow,
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Prime Minister Michael
Callow, my... my life...
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my life depends on you.
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If you do not do
precisely as instructed...
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...by four pm this
afternoon, I will be...
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...I will be executed.
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What are you doing?
Keep it going.
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Prime Minister,
at this point I think it's
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important to say that we
are 100% certain that this
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is indeed Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted
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shortly after midnight,
returning from the wedding
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of a college friend of hers.
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She'd insisted on going.
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But you had security on her?
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Two PPOs, still unconscious,
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heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound,
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no sign of struggle.
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What do they want?
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Money?
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Release of Jihadi?
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced
both the video and the
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demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next.
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It concerns you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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(PRINCESS SUSANNAH)
There is only one demand,
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and it is a simple one.
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At four pm this afternoon,
Prime Minister Michael Callow
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must appear on live
British television
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on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and... no...
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(SOBBING)
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... on all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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I don't understand!
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(JULIAN) The video ends
with a series of technical
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specifications
for the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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This is a joke? Right?
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Ha-ha, Mike. Ho-ho.
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to
have sex with a pig.
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Live, on television
this afternoon.
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But what...
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Who?
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We're checking with
our embedded operatives,
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compiling a list
of suspects as we speak.
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Meanwhile, the
demand has been made,
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and there's not long to
formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig.
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Page one, that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established
a dialogue with this...
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We can't, there's
no e-mail address,
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no codeword, no
channels for negotiation.
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Okay, so we'll focus
on finding Susannah.
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Hmm? We get her back.
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And however it's done,
I don't care.
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We stop this now.
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I assure you, everyone's
working towards this.
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Yes... no, not everyone,
a dedicated core team,
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this can't go wide,
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and keep it so far
from the press
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it's on the other
side of Jupiter.
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This only exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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Well if there are hacks
sniffing around, shut them down.
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Bright red D notice.
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Super fucking Godzilla
injunction
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with ten-inch Whitehall fangs.
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This video came from YouTube.
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What?
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It was uploaded via an encrypted
IP over an hour ago.
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Well get it off there!
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We did, after nine minutes,
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but that was long enough
for it to be downloaded,
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duplicated and spread.
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Spread?
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How many people have seen this?
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We take down one, six clones
immediately pop up elsewhere.
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How many people?
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50,000, that's
our current estimate.
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The news rooms have got it.
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They're running this on air?
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No, no, we put a type
5D notice out immediately.
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And they're complying.
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For now, it's
trending on Twitter.
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Oh for...
fucking Internet.
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So what now?
What's the play book?
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This is virgin territory,
Prime Minister.
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There's no play book.
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(WOMAN) Princess Susannah's
been kidnapped.
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You scared the shit out of me.
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And there's a YouTube of it...
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Oh, go to work.
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(PRINCESS SUSANNAH)
...and have full unsimulated
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sexual intercourse with a pig...
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No way. It's a piss take,
man, look at it!
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I don't understand!
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Why's it not on the news.
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(WOMAN) ...Carlton Bloom's
controversial agitation
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exhibition at the Tate Modern
closes three weeks ahead of
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schedule amid criticism...
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So how do we even describe it?
"An indecent act."
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Everyone's seen the video.
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They already know
the full details.
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If we mention
bestiality pre-watershed,
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Ofcom would be
seriously pissed off.
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Fuck Ofcom.
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We're still
observing the D notice.
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But surely we're
going to do something...
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We're honouring the D notice.
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The voluntary D notice.
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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture,
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but we are making it,
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a woman's life is at stake here,
we follow procedure.
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My time line consists
100 per cent of viewers asking
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why we're not covering it.
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How do I reply?
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You don't.
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That is totally backwards.
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No-one else has broken rank,
not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
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I hear Facebook's coverage
is pretty comprehensive.
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(LAUGHTER)
That may be, but...
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(WOMAN) It's like
9/11's happening
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and we're broadcasting
sandwich recipes.
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Martin We're not a chat room.
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It's on CNN. And Fox.
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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
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Yeah, all right.
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Oh, God, this planet.
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Okay, Sarah, cover the snatch
itself, Damon public reaction,
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Mira, the royal angle, upcoming
marriage etc.
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Simon, set tone with standards
and practices.
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We need to explain
this without viewers
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sicking up their Weetabix.
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Lorcan, the Internet aspect, new
paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring,
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all that bibble.
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Dan, all graphics run past me,
keep it functional,
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no pepper pigs.
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Malaika, update the
Princess obit VT.
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The obit VT?
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Hm, first an awkward phone call,
the least I can do is warn Tom.
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We put a D notice on it.
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(MARTIN) It's gone global, Tom.
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Don't.
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(MARTIN) I can't do anything...
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- I'm begging you.
- You're begging me?
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Don't run it, Martin.
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Look I'm sorry,
I can't help you.
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You know how much help
you're getting from here on in?
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Multiplying nothing by shit
all, UKN is dead to us.
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Shove it up your ass,
you fucking...
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Interesting?
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A man.
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A man?
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A man.
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Tom. So you're
across it,
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I'm exploring contingency plans.
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I briefed Callett.
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Ah, Mr Callett,
Noel from Blue Eye.
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Noel won an Emmy
for his effects work
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on that HBO moon Western thing.
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Sea of Tranquillity.
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Yeah, yeah, you
won't find better.
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Can you map a head
onto a different body, live?
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It depends if
your camera's moving.
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Rule sheet specifies
a single hand held camera
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in a constant roving motion.
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Hm, yeah, Gonzo style,
he knows his shit.
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That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted
in four." What does...
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Just focus on the visuals,
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different face mapped
onto a live performer.
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According to those stipulations.
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Fringe is a possibility...
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Deadline's at four, we need
to know if it's workable by two.
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our Embeds have ruled
out the major players.
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It's not AQ, not IRA, this
is what's left,
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radicals, hate groups,
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people who threaten yourself
or the royals.
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They're being pulled in
even as we speak.
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And more than
questioning I hope.
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Somebody knows something.
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(NEWS READER) If we all
do it more
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then there'll be less waste
overall
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lying around whenever
the bin men...
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Is it still not on the telly?
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Nothing, must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out.
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Oh! Heads up.
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Some major breaking
news here now on UKN,
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in the last few minutes
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it's been confirmed that
Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont,
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has been kidnapped.
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A video uploaded anonymously
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to the Internet, appears
to depict the princess
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pleading for her life.
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The video also contains
a bizarre ransom demand
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of a personal nature
involving the Prime Minister.
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This is followed by a
detailed list of instructions
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relating to the
enactment of this demand.
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As police round up
potential suspects...
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Good morning.
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...this UKN news viewer video
shows armed officers
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raiding an address in Bradford,
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a man thought to be connected
with a religious pressure group
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can be seen being
dragged to a waiting van.
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Details regarding the...
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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.
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Fuck's sake, man.
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Just saying.
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They'll be asking for
a million quid or something.
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They want him to do it
with a pig.
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Telegraph has the whole video
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and an interactive time line,
Tonilee Stark,
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brief mention of
the ransom being a sex act,
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nothing too gross.
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The Sun runs with "Taken,
Big Brother Susannah" the...
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Of course I still want
that drink.
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(MALAIKA) Well then
give me something.
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It's not...
that won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink, very
friendly when I'm grateful.
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There's no comment at this time.
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(DISCONNECTS)
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(PHOTO CLICK)
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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog,
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and a short think piece on the
historical symbolism of the pig.
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(PHONE BEEP)
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(NEWSREADER) ...4 pm deadline
now only five hours away,
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UKN's Damon Brown analysis the
public reaction to the crisis.
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(DAMON) It's a day
like no other.
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The kidnapped video has now
been watched
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by over 18 million people.
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The social networking sites
are abuzz
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with an estimated
10,000 tweets per minute.
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So while we wait
for Downing Street
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to make a formal response,
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there's no doubt that the
nation is voicing its opinion.
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I don't think
anyone should concede to
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any sort of humiliation
under that kind of threat.
275
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,980
I couldn't bare to
see that and watch that.
276
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,660
I won't personally be tuning in,
277
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,340
I mean just thinking
about it, it's horrible.
278
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,860
(WOMAN) That's disgusting,
279
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it is disgusting
if you think about it.
280
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(MAN) It's going to be
disgusting,
281
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,860
but after that,
he's going to be a hero.
282
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(WOMAN) People abroad
will look at him
283
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like he is totally insane, and
maybe take his position away.
284
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,660
(WOMAN) It would be absolutely
hilarious to see that on TV.
285
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:24,540
(MAN) Nothing too abnormal
for Prime Ministers and MPs,
286
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they're all deviant,
sexual deviants,
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all MPs and Prime Ministers.
288
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:35,060
We've been squeezing hard,
but still nothing concrete.
289
00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:37,940
It is my house,
you cannot stop me
290
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while you're standing
in my doorway.
291
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You are touching my door handle.
292
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:46,460
Can I have a word?
293
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:51,860
It won't come to that.
294
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,660
And if they don't find her?
295
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:56,380
Mi5 have got a name. They're
surrounding the place now.
296
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,500
Where?
297
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:58,660
What?
298
00:14:58,780 --> 00:14:59,740
Where's the place?
299
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:01,540
- Truro.
- Why are you lying?
300
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:02,620
What?
301
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:06,740
You're lying.
Truro? Jesus.
302
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:08,300
I don't want you worrying.
303
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,940
You never patronise
me, don't start now.
304
00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:11,860
Whoever this is, is insane.
305
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,380
And has a Princess.
306
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,940
Who'll get through this.
307
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:17,500
Not just any princess,
The Princess, Princess bloody
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Facebook, bloody eco-conscious,
national sweetheart.
309
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,980
I won't have to do anything.
310
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,620
Everyone's laughing at us.
311
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,740
You don't know that.
312
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I know people.
313
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,980
We love humiliation,
we can't not laugh.
314
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,420
Nothing is going to happen.
315
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:36,460
It's already
happening in their heads.
316
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:38,980
In their heads,
that's what you're doing,
317
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,860
what my husband is doing.
318
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,860
Just...
319
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,500
Please?
320
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,580
Jane.
321
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,700
I love you.
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00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,780
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
323
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,420
What?
324
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,260
The palace on the phone, sir.
325
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:01,380
Get Alex to stall
them for a minute.
326
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,300
She's already been speaking
to her for ten minutes.
327
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,140
Her?
328
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:08,340
It's the queen herself.
329
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,620
Go on.
330
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:23,660
As the four pm deadline draws
nearer and the world holds
331
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,900
its breath waiting to discover
whether Princess Susannah...
332
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,460
Would they use a female pig?
333
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:28,860
It's on the list.
334
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,420
They list the rules
at the end of the video,
335
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,460
it specifies camera
angles and things.
336
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:33,540
Like Dogme 95.
337
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,180
It's not like Dogme 95.
338
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,180
Exactly like it.
339
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,420
What's Dogme 95?
340
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,060
Cinematic movement.
341
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,180
Lars Von Trier.
342
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,900
Oh.
343
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,940
List of rules for the
director, no background music,
344
00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:46,860
only natural light and so on.
For authenticity.
345
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:50,340
Same as these rules, so
they can't cheat it,
346
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,100
intercut another guy's
arse pumping away.
347
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,180
I mean I can't think
of anything remotely like this.
348
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,300
It's an entirely new
form of terrorism,
349
00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:58,820
the point of which...
350
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,460
If it's terrorism,
it's not Islamist in nature
351
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,340
to request a pig.
It's specifically abhorrent...
352
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:04,340
Well that's exactly the
point, to make love to a pig.
353
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:07,380
Make love?
354
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,820
Steer them away from
the grisly details.
355
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,620
But we can't
discount anything...
356
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,140
Let's not dwell on
any of the details.
357
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,460
This is already a huge national
talking point.
358
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:19,700
Isn't this precisely what
whoever is behind this
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00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,020
is looking for?
360
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,940
(ALEX) How's her
majesty taking it?
361
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:26,060
I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back.
362
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:27,220
That's what she said.
363
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:28,980
And we are.
364
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,740
It wasn't a collective you,
it was a singular you, i.e. me.
365
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,220
Sir, we may have something.
366
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,580
Jamie's been
tracing the video's origin.
367
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,980
I thought it was untraceable.
368
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,780
Technically yes,
but so I thought,
369
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,340
work with what we
do know, and that video?
370
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:45,700
Okay, before YouTube
compression it was 57.3 meg...
371
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,500
...algorithm, boring.
372
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:50,980
Anyway, we also know
it was uploaded at 3:16am,
373
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,820
so I ran a nationwide
trace back on uninterrupted
374
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,420
one way uploads at precisely
57.3 meg in the minutes
375
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,900
leading up to 3:16,
376
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:01,500
and the closest I can get
is a post code.
377
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:04,020
But it came
from somewhere in there.
378
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,700
Looks like a campus.
379
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,940
(JAMIE) Yep, closed 2010
and it's been empty since.
380
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:12,260
And the latest i-sat
on this image on this area?
381
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:15,460
(JAMIE) Three am flyover
shot from last night.
382
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,780
Looks like it had lights on.
383
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:22,660
We've got him.
384
00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:24,500
We've got him.
385
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:25,940
Alert the local
team, we'll head out now,
386
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,500
full squad, I'll man it.
387
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:31,020
With helmet cam relay.
We can watch the operation.
388
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:33,020
Press office, okay Tom?
389
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:39,740
Yes!
390
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,040
Right, confident?
391
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,480
It's a bit of a kick
bollocks scramble
392
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,080
but with finessing,
it should be okay.
393
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,400
Well, finesse quickly,
our performer's on his way.
394
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,920
It's a new one for me,
obviously, because it's illegal.
395
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,560
I wouldn't normally, you know.
396
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,760
Have you seen any of my films?
397
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,400
No.
398
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,800
Well I'm pretty trad, bish,
bash, bosh, in and out.
399
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,400
Yep, well what'd I put
on the invoice?
400
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,640
That's what I'm wondering?
401
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,800
There won't be any invoicing.
402
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,080
Oi, oi, Rod.
403
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,680
Oi, oi. Saveloy...
all right...
404
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,040
You need to prep two statements
on the rescue operation,
405
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,160
good outcome, bad outcome.
406
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,520
The rescue operation?
407
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,560
The goon squad's heading
for some postcode
408
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,880
in Buckinghamshire.
409
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,040
HP8 4TD,
it's a college or something.
410
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,720
They should be there by now.
411
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,440
(KEYPAD BEEPING)
412
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,360
(CELL BEEP)
413
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,680
(ZIPPER,
CAMERA CLICK)
414
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,320
(CELL BEEP)
415
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,520
Yeah, reduce the luminance
of the chroma key...
416
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,040
Agent Callett,
this is Mr. Flynn.
417
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,160
Aka Rod Senseless.
418
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,320
Stage name.
419
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,760
Yeah, well.
420
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,040
You need to get into this.
421
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,800
Is there a dressing
room I can use?
422
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,240
No.
423
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,960
Where's my co-star?
424
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,720
It'd be rude not to give her
a bit of a kiss beforehand.
425
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,720
Outside, in the truck.
426
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,080
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?
427
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,080
You also need to wear this.
428
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,960
On your head.
429
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,880
(WALKER) Board's been prized
away, that's where they got in.
430
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,240
Okay.
431
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,440
Target identified.
432
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,080
- Commissioner.
- Thank you.
433
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,440
Saw Team Red, it's probably
a possible entry point.
434
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,280
Any orders, boss?
435
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,520
Continue reconnaissance and
await instructions before you proceed.
436
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,920
(NEWSREADER) With the 4 pm
deadline only three hours away,
437
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,200
time is running out
for the prime minister.
438
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,360
So how did the kidnapper
get close to the princess
439
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,440
who was making an unscheduled
visit to her friend's wedding?
440
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,240
Have they gone in yet?
441
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,880
Do you think
I'd be here if they had?
442
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,880
I've got statements
for either outcome.
443
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,720
Listen, the coverage
is very sympathetic.
444
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,800
I can't think
about coverage now.
445
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,200
No, of course.
446
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,400
But it's onside?
447
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,840
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
448
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,200
Every poll indicates
public understanding.
449
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,640
Disgust with the captor,
450
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,200
outraged at the whole
thing, but not at you.
451
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,280
The fact is,
if Walker's team fuck up,
452
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,440
I'm not saying they will,
but if they do,
453
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,840
the public anticipates
non-compliance.
454
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,840
There'll be squawks
from the usuals,
455
00:21:54,960 --> 00:22:00,080
but it's not England expects.
456
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:08,480
If he kills her, there's
no blood on your hands.
457
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,120
Bottom line.
458
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,400
With just hours to go
before the deadline,
459
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,640
time is running out
for the security services.
460
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,200
Joining us is actress
Lydia Galway, who attended...
461
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,240
(MARTIN) Thought this story
was coming from IB7.
462
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:26,360
(WOMAN) It is, but we trimmed
the edit so it's coming direct.
463
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,320
Where do I know
Twinkle Toes from?
464
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,240
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.
465
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,320
This came for you,
left at reception.
466
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,480
Thanks, Jack.
467
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,440
Courier dropped it off.
468
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,080
(WOMAN) 20 seconds
on the end, thanks.
469
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,920
Plug this in.
470
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,440
- Oh, Jesus!
- (GASPS ALL AROUND)
471
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,640
Shit.
472
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,000
Jesus.
473
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,680
Jack, call the police.
474
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,360
- (JACK) What me?
- (MARTIN) Please take it.
475
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,720
(WOMAN) Get someone
to shoot that first.
476
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,240
(MARTIN) What the fuck is this?
477
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,560
(WOMAN) "I gave you rules,
I said no cheating."
478
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,960
(SUSANNA SCREAMS)
479
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,160
(MARTIN) Ooh, urgh.
480
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,600
Some more breaking news
now, and a severed finger
481
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,160
thought to belong to
Princess Susannah,
482
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,480
has been delivered to UKN,
483
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,360
along with a video, apparently
showing the kidnapper
484
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,920
removing it from the Princess.
485
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,800
UKN News has passed all
material to Scotland Yard.
486
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,520
Fucking hell.
487
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,040
Oh, God, I can't watch this.
488
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,960
He's got to do what they want.
489
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,840
Yes, he fucking has.
490
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,720
(NEWSREADER) ...accompanied by
a memory stick which contained
491
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,120
a statement accusing Downing
Street of attempting to break
492
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,480
rules laid down in the demands.
493
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,200
Well, this grim development
494
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,800
comes just hours before the
4 pm deadline out...
495
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,120
(MUTES TV)
496
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,560
Jesus.
497
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,720
Unless I'm mistaken,
498
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,560
our mystery man specified no
visual trickery
499
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,560
in his original demand
didn't he?
500
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,400
I considered it nec...
501
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,040
Considered it necessary.
502
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,440
- ...to devise...
- Fucking hell!
503
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,200
Oi!
504
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,120
- Mike?
- Don't.
505
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,800
It's nor...
506
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:26,440
One word and I swear I
will fucking... I'll get...
507
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,160
What did you do, Alex?
508
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,440
I had a back up plan.
509
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,840
Man prepared to do it,
and an FX company
510
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,480
that'd paint your head
onto his shoulders.
511
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,000
And you actually
thought that would work?
512
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,440
I believed it worth considering.
513
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,800
Then you're a stupid bitch.
514
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,640
With your interests at heart.
515
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,240
Who knew about this?
516
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:59,280
A select few, it seems some
idiot at the studios
517
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,560
recognised our designated
performer, tweeted a photo,
518
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,320
and the online hive mind
did the maths.
519
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,200
It's not playing well.
520
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,680
With who?
521
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,200
With er... with anyone.
522
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,880
(MAN) A few hours ago,
523
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,640
public opinion was behind
Prime Minister Callow
524
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,440
with only 28 percent
of the public believing
525
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,880
he should fulfil the
bizarre and illegal request.
526
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,880
But in the wake of these images
527
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,080
and with the delivery of the
Princess's severed finger to UKN,
528
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,680
the mood is shifting.
529
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,120
(WOMAN) It'll be humiliating,
530
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,960
but nothing compared
to her suffering.
531
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,640
(MAN) With the appearance
of the finger,
532
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,280
he's just got to do it.
533
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,360
(MAN 2) He has to do it,
what's the alternative?
534
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,040
(MAN 3) We can easily
get another Prime Minister,
535
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,560
but we can't live
without a princess.
536
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,200
Of course he should do it.
537
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,840
Well, if he doesn't
get her released,
538
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,480
you know, he's finished
isn't he?
539
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,800
(REPORTER) Online polls
suggest that 86 percent
540
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,040
of voters now believe
the demand should be met.
541
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,280
Damon Brown, UK.
542
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,160
When are Walker's team
hitting the college.
543
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,760
They need time to assess...
544
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,440
It's almost half two,
no more pissing around.
545
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,960
Julia's advising against it.
546
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,360
And I'm advising
for, they go in now.
547
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,800
They go in now.
548
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,120
♪ ♪
549
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,440
(DIALS PHONE)
550
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,160
(PHONE RINGS)
551
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,000
Where's my obit VT?
552
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,440
What would you say if I told
you I was standing near the
553
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,200
building where
Susannah's being held.
554
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,640
I'd say bullshit.
555
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,080
Then you'd be wrong.
556
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,480
Have you got a crew with you?
557
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,880
No, I'm not stupid.
558
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,320
Malaika? Hello?
559
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,280
♪ ♪
560
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,360
(MALAIKA) Are you getting this?
561
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,760
Yeah, we are.
562
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,720
Stay back, don't put
yourself in any danger.
563
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,560
(MALAIKA) Still getting this?
564
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,800
Yeah, yeah, we are, just
stay safe Malaika, be careful.
565
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,880
If this doesn't work...
566
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,560
We need to...
567
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,880
God.
568
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,080
(SHOUTING)
569
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,760
(SOLDIER)
Lie down on the floor.
570
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,840
♪ ♪
571
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,080
Go!
572
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,360
Stand where you are!
573
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,720
Fuck.
574
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,920
It's a decoy, they must have
bounced the upload from here
575
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,960
with the proxy. They could
be anywhere. I'm sorry.
576
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,200
(MARTIN) Oh, Jesus.
577
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,880
They're looking right at her.
578
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,360
No, they can't see her,
there's this screen here.
579
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,600
(WOMAN) Malaika,
make sure they can't...
580
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:37,920
Lay down!
(SHOUTING)
581
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,680
Run, Malaika, run!
582
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,400
(MARTIN) Get out
of there, come on!
583
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,680
(SOLDIER) Stay where you are!
584
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,000
(SHOUTING)
585
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,840
(GUNFIRE)
586
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,480
Is it him?
Have we got him?
587
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,440
Jack!
Where the fuck is Jack?
588
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,280
(MALAIKA GROANING)
589
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,400
(SOLDIER) Down, down.
590
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:15,080
UKN, that's Malaika something
or other, she's from UKN.
591
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,240
- You're press?
- Yes.
592
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,280
(GUN SHOT)
593
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,440
Ah... ah...
594
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,480
There goes your RTS award.
595
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,520
There must be something.
596
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,880
There's nothing there, Mike.
597
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,080
There'll be a clue,
some evidence.
598
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,520
We've done all we can.
599
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,320
You sent in a strike
team to rescue a manikin.
600
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,280
I'm sorry, Michael.
601
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,800
Oh, fuck off, Julian.
602
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,920
Michael, it's twenty past
three, we're out of time.
603
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,320
We're not out of time.
604
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,600
We're not out of time.
605
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,400
Oh...
606
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:53,920
It's not going to happen.
607
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:54,920
To the public...
608
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,480
Fuck the public.
609
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,280
To the public this would
be one man of, to be blunt,
610
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,320
questionable popularity,
putting personal embarrassment
611
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,520
over the life of a young girl.
612
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,840
He won't even
release her anyway,
613
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,520
she's probably already dead.
614
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,200
And if she isn't he'll kill
her and upload the video.
615
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,600
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.
616
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,320
The mood will border on
insurrection,
617
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,720
and you will be destroyed,
I guarantee you.
618
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,600
Utterly destroyed.
619
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,720
The polling bears that out.
620
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,840
You won't just be a
disgraced politician,
621
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,600
you'll be a despised individual.
622
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:36,960
The public, the Palace, and the
party insist on compliance.
623
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,360
Fuck the party.
624
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,480
Refuse, and I've been
advised that we cannot
625
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,360
guarantee your physical safety.
626
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,640
Or that of your family.
627
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,840
But...
628
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,880
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.
629
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,960
I can't.
630
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,080
I'm sorry Michael,
it's out of your hands.
631
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,880
Let's take you live now to
the scene in Central London.
632
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,840
As we see, the Prime Minister's
car travelling across London...
633
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,200
He's going to do it.
634
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,480
The world's bloody broken.
635
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,880
...now appears to be heading
west to Bankside Studios.
636
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,680
(DIALS PHONE)
637
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,320
(PHONE RINGS)
638
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,280
(HANGS UP)
639
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,360
(ALEX)
We've ratified the law,
640
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,680
after midnight it'll be a
criminal offence
641
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,960
to store any recording
or still images of the event.
642
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,080
They're doing an announcement
beforehand
643
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,680
to warn people off
even watching,
644
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:29,120
some sort of sonic tone
that causes nausea.
645
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,800
(NEWSREADER) Of course, this
comes at a time when opinion
646
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,400
has very much hardened...
647
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,640
(NEWSREADER) As the 4 pm
deadline approaches,
648
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,480
the whole nation is at a
standstill
649
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,400
watching this extraordinary
situation play out.
650
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,880
And just to remind you,
651
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,880
this is now a story
of global significance.
652
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,880
(TOM) "Michael Callow has
displayed incredible bravery
653
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,640
in what was literally a matter
of life or death."
654
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,200
That's how it opens,
655
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,880
and then I think we
should move onto... okay, yep.
656
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,000
(ALEX) Everything prepared?
657
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,440
(MR CALLETT) Yes, ma'am.
658
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,880
- It's sedated?
- Injection, it's docile.
659
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,000
(ALEX) It's time to go in now.
660
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,080
...an unprecedented nature.
661
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,680
(ANNOUNCER) This is an
official announcement.
662
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,520
In a few minutes,
the Prime Minister
663
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,240
will perform an indecent
act on your screens.
664
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,160
(CHEERS)
665
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,880
This is in accordance with the
kidnapper's demand in the hope
666
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,360
that it will ensure the safe
release of Princess Susannah.
667
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,880
Recording or possessing
a copy of this broadcast
668
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
will become illegal at midnight.
669
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,560
All viewers are advised
670
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,720
to turn off their
televisions immediately.
671
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,600
The broadcast will commence
after the following tone.
672
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,560
(HIGH PITCHED TONE)
673
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,120
We're complying with
all the stipulated rules,
674
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,160
so you'll have to keep going.
675
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,120
You'll have to see it
through to the end.
676
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,760
We've placed visual aids in your
eye line
677
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:47,760
which might help if you...
get into trouble.
678
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,960
A suggestion we're getting
from psychologists is
679
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,560
that you should take
as long as you need.
680
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:03,560
To rush might be misinterpreted
as eagerness or even enjoyment.
681
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,160
It's just a skeleton
crew inside.
682
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,520
Closed set.
683
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,600
(PIG SNORTING)
684
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,920
(MAN) He might do it anyway!
There he is...
685
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,080
(CHEERS)
686
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,680
I trust this will bring
about the safe return
687
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,360
of Princess Susannah.
688
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,880
I...
689
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,520
I love my wife.
690
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,640
Aah.
691
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,320
May God forgive me.
692
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,840
(LAUGHING)
693
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,640
(MAN) Urgh.
694
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:14,640
♪ ♪
695
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,880
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
696
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,440
Jesus.
697
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,840
Poor bastard.
698
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,800
No.
699
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,360
But it's been on
for nearly an hour.
700
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,360
It's history, this.
701
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,800
(VOMITING)
702
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,760
(PHONE RINGS)
703
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,840
(WALKER) She's back, ma'am.
We've got her, Susannah.
704
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,640
They released her?
705
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,960
Yeah, stumbling about in the
middle of the city, sedated,
706
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,240
she can't remember anything,
but she's unharmed.
707
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,520
But her finger?
708
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,640
Not hers, the
DNA shows it's male.
709
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,280
What?
710
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,840
There is one other thing
ma'am, there's a CCTV grab
711
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,200
of her from half three,
it seems he let her go
712
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,320
30 minutes before it happened.
713
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,680
Why?
714
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,040
My guess, he
knew everyone would be
715
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,440
elsewhere, watching screens.
716
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,760
So it's a statement.
717
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,320
Ma'am?
718
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,600
That's what this was all
about, about making a point.
719
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,600
Should we...
720
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,640
Lose that page of the report.
721
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,880
No-one sees it,
especially the PM.
722
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,920
Of course.
723
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,800
Good news, Michael,
you saved her.
724
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,520
Susanne is alive and well.
725
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:01,320
(PHONE RINGS)
726
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,080
(DROPS PHONE)
727
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,200
(PHONE RINGS)
728
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:26,600
♪ ♪
729
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,440
On the one year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,
730
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,080
an apparently unconcerned
Michael Callow
731
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,400
put in an assured performance
at a public appearance today
732
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,000
accompanied by his wife Jane.
733
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,240
Here I go! Okay.
734
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,240
Oh! Aah!
735
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,000
The other central figure
in last year's events was also
736
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,520
before the camera
737
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,480
at last night's
Children Of Valour awards.
738
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,120
Princess Susannah made
her first public appearance
739
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,600
since announcing her pregnancy.
740
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,320
It was one year ago today
741
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,520
that the former Turner Prize-
winning artist
742
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,600
Carlton Bloom coerced
the Prime Minister
743
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:27,640
into committing an indecent act
with the audacious kidnapping.
744
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,800
As the anniversary arrived
one art critic has caused
745
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,440
controversy by describing
it as the first great artwork
746
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,240
of the 21st century.
747
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,960
But while cultural commentators
debate its significance,
748
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,120
there's no denying
that with a global audience
749
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,640
of 1.3 billion,
750
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,720
it was an event
in which we all participated.
751
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,280
However, the incident
failed to destroy
752
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,920
a Prime Minister who currently
holds an approval rating
753
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,680
three points higher than
this time last year.
754
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,840
Damon Brown, UKN.
755
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,840
Jane?
756
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,240
Jane please?
757
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:10,680
♪ ♪
758
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:33,160
♪ ♪55789
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