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[high-pitched ringing]
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**
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- Oh, no!
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Ow, ow! Hot!
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- That was quite
a crash, son.
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Oh, look at
that goose egg.
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Where are your parents,
sweetie?
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- I don't know.
- How old are you?
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10, 11?
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- I-I don't know.
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- The crash must
have rung your bell.
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Well, let's start simple.
You got a name?
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- I don't know!
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I don't know!
- [Wandering woman] Shh, shh!
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Hey, hey, it's okay.
Let me help you.
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I can help
get you home safe.
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[groaning]
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- Wait!
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- Fat chance, kid!
Watkin storm's a comin'.
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- Hey, that's my car!
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[yelping]
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[panting]
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[thunder crackling]
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**
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Who is this asshole?
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- Give me those glasses.
The sun's bullying me.
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- I can't, I'm dyin'.
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Say nice things
at my funeral.
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Take the time to speak
highly of my good deeds.
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- Man, dudes cannot handle
hangovers for shit.
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- No hangovers in
New San Francisco,
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I'll tell you that.
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Oh, I had this sexy
pork tenderloin last time.
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[smacking lips]
God, I can't wait.
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- I can't wait for a dog.
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- Nah, too gamey.
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- What?! No!
Not to eat.
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- Oh.
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- I always wanted a pet.
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You know, like a wolfdog
with three legs named Patrick.
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- I'm not taking
care of a dog.
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- Nobody asked you to!
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- Well, we're living
together. I mean...
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- What?!
Are we living together?
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- What?! No!
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What? No!
Why? No!
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I mean, like living together
in the same city.
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- Oh.
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- You call me to walk your dog
when you're not home,
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at your home,
and I'm home at my home.
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See, two separate homes.
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So, that makes two homes.
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- Hmm.
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- Unless you want
to live together.
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- Do you?
- I don't know.
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Do you?
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- You seem like
a shitty roommate.
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I mean, you can't even share
your fuckin' sunglasses.
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- Yeah, I can share
my shitty popcorn.
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- Wow, your aim
is so good.
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Oh, shit!
[gasps]
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Is this the infamous photo?
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- Hey!
- Dude, what the hell happened?
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You were so cute.
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- Take it easy with that.
- Oh!
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This is the only photo
you have of your past life
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and you keep it
in your visor.
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I think I can handle
holding it for one...
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Shit!
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- I fuckin' told you
to be careful.
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Stupid!
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Hey, I said stay back
with Evelyn
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and watch the package.
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- I can do two things.
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[sighs]
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How old were you
in that photo anyway?
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- How does anyone keep
track of that shit?
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- I mean, birthdays,
moon phases,
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cut your dick open
and count the rings.
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- Can we just focus on
finding the picture?
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We're running out
of day light.
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- [Quiet] Oh, found it!
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Ah-ah, what do you say?
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- Don't drop it again.
- Hmm.
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[engine starting]
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- Come on, get in the car!
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- No, no, no, no!
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[gun firing]
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[grunting]
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[gun firing]
Ugh!
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[retching]
- [Quiet] Fucking holy men!
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- [John Doe]
Goddamn [indistinct].
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[grunting]
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- I can't believe some fucking
holy men stole our--
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- What the fuck
did you do?
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- John.
- Fuck.
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**
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- Okay, we've been
walking for an hour
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and you haven't said shit.
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I don't know what else
to say, John.
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I fucked up.
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If you want to focus on
being mad, then... go ahead.
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I guess we'll just
walk until we die.
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**
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- This isn't the first time
I lost Evelyn.
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Vultures took her one time,
Necros another time.
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- Oh, shit!
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- One time I just forgot
where I parked her.
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- Okay, well, that's stupid.
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- Yeah, it's stupid,
but every time I've lost her,
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she's come back to me.
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- Then let me help you
find her this time.
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Please.
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- Fine.
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[church bell ringing]
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- [Quiet] Wait, wait!
Where you going?
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- I'm following the bells.
That's where Evelyn is.
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- We can't just waltz into
a holy man murder-palooza.
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You saw what those fuckers did
to the convoy's milkman.
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- Evelyn is so close.
We need to go get her back.
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And I can't
do it by myself.
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So, what do
you say, partner?
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- Okay.
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Let's go get your car.
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- Great.
- What?
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- We've gotta go get
those masks off
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those holy men we killed
so we can blend in.
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- Isn't that like
an hour that way?
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I'm just gonna wait here.
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Did you hear me?
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He didn't hear me.
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- Please, please.
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Ugh!
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[stomach rumbling]
Stomach, shut up!
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**
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**
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[grunting]
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[groaning]
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Oh...
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**
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[groaning]
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**
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**
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[gasping]
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Oh.
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Nasty!
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Excuse me, sir.
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[engine sputters]
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Too bad.
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TP, beans...
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whoa!
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Jackpot!
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**
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[church bell ringing]
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- Sounds like this is it.
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- I don't love
how moist this mask is.
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- At least your guy
didn't have a beard.
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I'm gonna be pullin' face pubes
out of my mouth all night.
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- Ick!
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- Also, we gotta work
on your dude voice.
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- Dude voice?
- Yeah.
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Holy men.
You gotta fit in.
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Go deep,
let me hear it.
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- Um...
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I love killing
and guns, I do.
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- Just try not to talk.
- Right-o, governor!
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[church bell ringing]
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[hootin' and hollerin']
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- [Holy Man 1]
I'm gonna kill you.
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- Well, I'm gonna kill you.
Let's do it.
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- Cool party, huh?
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- Dinner for the sinner!
[chuckling]
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- Holy shit!
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How are these guys
not dead already?
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- Stop staring.
Just blend in.
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- My man!
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- I want that!
- Too fuckin' bad!
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- From one brother to another,
I propose a clash.
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[chuckles]
- Let it begin!
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[grunting]
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- At least they're
having a good time.
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- Uh, he's not.
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- Holy shit!
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Maybe he deserved it.
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- I didn't.
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- Cool. I hate this place.
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- [Goddess Janice]
Kiss my leather!
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[yelping]
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- [Holy Man] We worship you!
- [Janice] Bend down.
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[yelping]
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- Okay, Evelyn
has to be here.
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So, just blend in
with these freaks
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until we find her.
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- Damn, very flexible.
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Oh, shit!
Uh, uh...
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Oh, bullocks.
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- Who told you to speak?
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- Agh!
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- You like pain?
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- I love it so much,
me lady!
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- Damn.
- Good.
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- Ow.
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- The Goddess is pleased.
[groaning]
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Cupbearer?
- [Cupbearer] Yes, Goddess?
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- Bring forth libations.
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00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,918
- Here.
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00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,879
It's chug-a-lug time!
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00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,214
- All chanting:
Chug-a-lug!
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00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:35,218
Chug-a-lug!
Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug!
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00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,681
[sighing]
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[gagging]
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00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,601
- Nothing like
a Jack and coke.
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00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,061
- So, wait, why is
it crunchy?
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00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,981
- That'd be the coke.
[laughing]
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- It's Preacher.
- It's Preacher.
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- The preacher's here.
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[hootin' and hollerin']
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- [Holy Man]
I love you, preacher.
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00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,577
- [Holy Man] Absolve my sins!
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- I think the coke
is kicking in.
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00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,371
- I can't feel my throat.
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00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,206
- I'm gonna shit myself.
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00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,669
[groaning]
- [Preacher] Night, night.
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00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,047
[laughing]
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00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,716
Which one of you
blessed fucks
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00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:17,344
had seven days
in the death pool?
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00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,973
Blessings on you, Krevin!
[chuckles]
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Victory runs
in your veins.
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Go on, reward him!
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- Here you go.
- [Preacher] Okay.
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- Enjoy.
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- Gods and Goddesses,
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it is my honor
to be with you again
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here in Colorado
for our annual pilgrimage,
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The Rocky Mountain
Fuck Fest!
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00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,499
[laughing, cheering]
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00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:52,837
Now, while we are indulging
in the seven deadly delights,
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let us recall
our past
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and celebrate
our futures!
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Me? I was a man of God.
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00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,349
Shit, I was even celibate.
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00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,017
[laughing]
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Shut the fuck up, Krevin.
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- Oh, okay.
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00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,356
- But when the world ended,
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God was nowhere
to be found.
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And I thought, huh!
This fucker's forsaken us.
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00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:23,326
Right? But then
I realized, no!
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We are the gods!
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Always have been,
always will be.
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[hootin' and hollerin']
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00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:35,296
And the roads will be
forever our domain!
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00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:38,758
[cheering]
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[laughter]
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00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,346
- Great crowd work.
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00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,723
- I can hear you
grinding your teeth.
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00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,391
- Dude, that's you!
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00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,559
[laughing]
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00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,561
- Now...
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00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,397
what gifts did you
motherfuckers bring me?
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00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,650
Ooh, is that
a generator I see?
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00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,903
Okay.
Uh, gasoline, got it.
263
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,740
Okay, guns.
Guns, drugs.
264
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,577
Okay, guys, you gotta get
more creative than just drugs.
265
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,828
- Here you go, Preacher.
266
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,497
- Okay, that's just
more drugs, Jeff.
267
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,124
That's just more drugs.
268
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,753
[Evelyn approaching]
269
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,464
Well, now everybody
shut the fuck up!
270
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,592
Hold on! Oh-ho-ho!
271
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,386
Holy shit!
272
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,474
- Hey, what are you doing?
Where are you going?
273
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,769
John!
- A token for you, Preacher.
274
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:35,607
- What a hot
piece of ass!
275
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,735
Ooh-ooh-ooh.
276
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,654
[inhales deeply]
277
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,615
I should lube up
with oil
278
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,658
and dick your muffler.
279
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,286
- [Holy Men] Dick her muff!
Dick her muff!
280
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,206
Dick her muff!
Dick her muff!
281
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,333
- Don't touch her!
282
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,294
- Who spoke?
283
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:07,639
[chuckling]
284
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:12,018
Your tone sounded...
envious.
285
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,229
I like that.
286
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,066
You want her, don't you?
287
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,402
- Say no. Say no.
Say no. Say no.
288
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:24,864
- From one brother
to another,
289
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,825
I propose a clash.
290
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,160
[exasperated groan]
291
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,538
- Oh, yeah.
292
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:35,000
[chuckling]
293
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:42,048
[collective chatter]
294
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,637
- Are you ready, son?
295
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,223
[chuckling]
296
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,308
[sniffling]
297
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,979
- So, what's your plan
here, stud?
298
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,188
- Have you seen this guy?
299
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,773
A strong wind
can blow him over.
300
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,109
I'm gonna kick his ass so bad
I'm gonna be their king.
301
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,277
- That's the blow talking!
302
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,321
[screaming]
303
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,906
Oh, God!
304
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,325
[laughing]
305
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,329
Oof, Coke Jesus
has a right hook!
306
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,999
- I heard something crack.
I think it was my brain.
307
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,460
- Listen up, he's fast,
so keep your distance.
308
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,378
You'll never get a good hit in
if you're too close.
309
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,464
Honestly--
- I told you I got this.
310
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,424
Hit me.
- [Quiet] What? John?
311
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,634
Fine, you're on your own.
312
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,678
[laughter]
- [Preacher] Let's eat this guy!
313
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,847
- Surprise!
- Ah, my eyes!
314
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:33,641
[grunting, groaning]
315
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,728
- [Holy Men] Ooh!
316
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,938
- Stay the fuck down,
Preach!
317
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:42,650
[laughing]
318
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,319
- Whoo!
319
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,321
You ever drink
your own blood?
320
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,490
It's intoxicating.
321
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,369
- What the f-- Oh!
322
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,496
[manic laughter]
323
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,830
Are you possessed?
324
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:59,334
- I was once.
By a little demon baby.
325
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,253
Fucker made me kill
a whole church of people.
326
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,547
Here we go!
327
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,050
I can still hear
their screams.
328
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,386
I can't wait
to hear yours!
329
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:13,306
[grunting, groaning]
330
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,016
I can't stop kicking!
331
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,976
- He's doing really well.
332
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,562
- Heh...
333
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,856
[electricity crackling]
334
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,818
- [Preacher] The Holy Ghost
lives through me.
335
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,363
What should I do?
Should I eat this guy?
336
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,281
Should I fuck this guy?
337
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,492
[grunting]
Dirt nap!
338
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,083
[whistles]
339
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,627
- Get on your knees,
you greasy little piglet
340
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,047
and lick
my soiled boots.
341
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,050
- Oh! Yes, goddess.
342
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,052
Please, goddess.
343
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,762
[whimpering]
344
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:59,227
- Now, where are the keys
to that car, vermin?
345
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,646
I wanna take it
for a ride.
346
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,066
- Wait! Goddesses
only ride shotgun.
347
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,569
That is our way.
348
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,737
- Not my way!
349
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,948
[groaning]
- Yes, please!
350
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,075
[screaming]
351
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,744
- Oh, where are you going?
352
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,620
[grunting]
353
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,461
[manic laughter]
354
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:29,591
[grunting]
355
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,888
[grunting, groaning]
356
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,647
[grunting]
357
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,784
[cheers, manic laughter]
358
00:17:55,825 --> 00:18:00,413
Yes! Yes!
[laughter]
359
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,290
Take him to the cross!
360
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,626
[laughter]
361
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,422
Oh, come on, guys!
362
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,632
I've got a guy here
363
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,217
perfectly ready
for the cross.
364
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,470
Meanwhile, this dead fucker
is still up there!
365
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:18,598
[sighs]
Say it with me.
366
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,727
- When the heart stops,
the body drops.
367
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,480
- See? It's not
that hard. Okay?
368
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,482
Now the whole vibe
is ruined.
369
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,734
I-I guess take the new guy
to timeout
370
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:33,446
and-and take
that fucker down.
371
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,531
- Don't let it
ruin your night!
372
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,157
- Too late, Janice!
373
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,243
[groaning]
374
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,170
[tree limbs snapping]
375
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,548
- Huh?
376
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,052
Come out!
I heard you!
377
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,931
- Hey!
378
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,058
Hey, whoa!
Take it easy, okay?
379
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,477
I-I'm just looking
for some food.
380
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,062
You haven't got any,
do you?
381
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,313
- Go away, butthead!
382
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,565
- Whoa, I'm not
gonna hurt you.
383
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,358
- I said go away!
384
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,693
- Fuck!
385
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,529
Ugh, what the hell
did you do that for?
386
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,114
Got me right in
the veneers.
387
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,616
- I'm sorry, I was aiming
for your balls.
388
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,702
- Well, that would
have hurt, too.
389
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,538
But that's okay.
You can make it up to me.
390
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,541
- Huh?
- 'Cause it's dinnertime.
391
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,793
He's alone!
Soo-ey!
392
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,670
[whooping]
- Dinner time!
393
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:34,716
Child back on
the menu, boys.
394
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,760
- I love veal!
395
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:39,846
- We're gonna getcha.
396
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,639
- Please, please,
please, please!
397
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,225
Come on!
[engine starts]
398
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,226
- Hey there!
399
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,104
[engine revs]
400
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,608
- Fuck you!
401
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,906
- [Preacher] Krevin,
you're a fucking dunce!
402
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,450
This fuckin' idiot
can't even get a hose
403
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,702
long enough to fill up
my new baby.
404
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,913
- Dented Evelyn's hood,
you asshole.
405
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,123
- [Quiet] So, you lost, huh?
406
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,416
- You don't know that.
407
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,918
This could be
a winner's cage.
408
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,795
- Pssh.
409
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,509
I got us some wheels.
410
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,843
Piece of shit,
411
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,428
but it'll get us out
of this nightmare carnival.
412
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,931
- I'm not leaving her.
413
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,766
- What?
John, are you kidding?
414
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,059
You almost died!
415
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,268
I can't believe
I have to say this,
416
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,770
but it's just
a car, John.
417
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,147
- You don't get it.
- [Quiet] No, I don't!
418
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,777
But I fought and bled.
419
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:39,447
I got whipped,
I drank coke for you.
420
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,866
And your car.
421
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:45,370
And now you say
I don't get it?
422
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,664
Fuck you!
423
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,959
What happened to us
being partners, huh?
424
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,628
- I'm not leaving Evelyn.
425
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:58,591
- And I'm not dying
for a fucking car.
426
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,301
- [Krevin] Preacher, Preacher!
427
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,595
Someone attacked Fenchy
and took a car!
428
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,015
- What? Seal the camp!
429
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,809
- [Holy Man] Seal the camp!
- [Holy Man] Seal the camp!
430
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:11,438
[indistinct commotion]
431
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,815
- We have to leave.
432
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,152
[church bell ringing]
Now, John!
433
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,987
- Then go.
434
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:43,678
- [Young John] All right,
where to next?
435
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:45,722
We can go
anywhere you want.
436
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,057
Your choice.
437
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,225
[engine dies]
438
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:53,980
Or not.
439
00:21:54,022 --> 00:22:07,619
**
440
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,914
I owe you for saving me
back there.
441
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:13,958
I'll fix you up,
I promise.
442
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,128
Just you, me,
and the road.
443
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,672
Sounds good?
444
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:29,641
**
445
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,268
- Oh, thank God.
I'm here, Evelyn, baby.
446
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:33,770
Let's get the hell
out of here.
447
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:35,438
[gun cocks]
448
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,232
- I admire your thirst.
449
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,651
But if anybody's
gonna fuck this car,
450
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:40,860
it's gonna be me.
451
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:47,075
[grunting, groaning]
452
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:55,500
**
453
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,628
You're not worthy
of the mask.
454
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,005
- Good, it chafes.
455
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,632
[laughing]
456
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:06,011
- For I am
the angel of death!
457
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,305
And I release you!
458
00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,307
[gasps]
459
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,812
- No.
460
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:18,231
No, no, no.
461
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:23,903
Fuck. Fuck!
462
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:38,877
**
463
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:39,210
**
464
00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:00,857
- Hurry up!
Watch the Preacher's head.
465
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:03,151
Don't lose those!
466
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:04,569
That's the last of us.
467
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,738
Drive, prick!
- Yes, goddess.
468
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:16,790
**
469
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,291
- Oh!
470
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,418
Oh, shit!
471
00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:25,507
Oh, oh, my head.
472
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,266
No.
473
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,102
["My Immortal"
by Evanescence playing]
474
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:48,488
**
475
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:52,242
* If you have to leave *
476
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:55,412
* I wish that
you would just leave *
477
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:59,040
* 'Cause your presence
still lingers here *
478
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:02,627
* And it won't
leave me alone *
479
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,755
* These wounds
won't seem to heal *
480
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:09,092
* This pain
is just too real *
481
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:14,806
* There's just too much
that time cannot erase *
482
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:21,104
* When you cried I'd wipe away
all of your tears *
483
00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:27,569
* When you'd scream I'd
fight away all of your fears *
484
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:33,867
* And I held your hand
through all of these years *
485
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:37,579
* But you still have *
486
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:43,168
* All of me *
487
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:56,306
**
488
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:59,642
* You used to
captivate me *
489
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:03,480
* By your
resonating light *
490
00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:09,903
* Now I'm bound by the life
you left behind *
491
00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:13,156
* Your face it holds *
492
00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:16,493
* My once plans
and dreams *
493
00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:19,996
* Your voice
it chased away *
494
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:23,750
* All the sanity
in me *
495
00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:27,128
* These wounds
won't seem to heal *
496
00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:30,382
* This pain
is just too real *
497
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:35,970
* There's just too much
that time cannot erase *
498
00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:42,185
* When your cried I'd wipe away
all of your tears *
499
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:43,645
* When you'd scream *
500
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:48,400
* I'd fight away
all of your fears *
501
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:55,198
* You still have *
502
00:26:55,240 --> 00:27:00,870
* All of me *
503
00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:07,460
* Ah me *
504
00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:17,429
* Ah me ah *
505
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:29,524
**
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