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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:06,679 ♪ ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:08,431 He had his fucking cell phone in his hand 3 00:00:08,432 --> 00:00:10,808 against the pottery while we were giving it to them. 4 00:00:10,809 --> 00:00:12,018 I just wanna make a great show. 5 00:00:12,019 --> 00:00:13,645 And if we include you talking 6 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,063 about these wounds of frustration 7 00:00:15,064 --> 00:00:16,438 between you and Asher, 8 00:00:16,439 --> 00:00:17,856 then people are gonna connect with you 9 00:00:17,857 --> 00:00:19,775 and they're gonna think you're being honest. 10 00:00:19,776 --> 00:00:21,860 [Abshir] Stop discussing curses. 11 00:00:21,861 --> 00:00:24,071 If you put an idea in your head, 12 00:00:24,072 --> 00:00:25,906 it can become very real. 13 00:00:25,907 --> 00:00:27,741 - [giggling] - [teacher] Girls. 14 00:00:27,742 --> 00:00:29,868 You're always complaining about the gaming board? 15 00:00:29,869 --> 00:00:31,787 [man] You should be proud of yourself, Asher. 16 00:00:31,788 --> 00:00:32,788 [beeping] 17 00:00:32,789 --> 00:00:34,330 [automated voice] $50. Max bet. 18 00:00:34,331 --> 00:00:36,499 This is your chance to do something about it. 19 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,751 We're not gonna be able to do the story, 20 00:00:38,752 --> 00:00:40,836 unless I have the security footage. 21 00:00:40,837 --> 00:00:43,631 [Asher] I... I know the exact folder I put it in. 22 00:00:43,632 --> 00:00:45,299 I will get it for you. 23 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,468 What the hell do you and Cara text about? 24 00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:49,220 - [Dougie] You can see. - What's this? 25 00:00:49,221 --> 00:00:51,430 [Dougie] That's some racist statue that she sent me, 26 00:00:51,431 --> 00:00:53,723 some miniature golf course in Albuquerque. 27 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:55,684 Wait till you see this show. 28 00:00:55,685 --> 00:00:58,019 Your art looks so good in our home. 29 00:00:58,020 --> 00:00:59,854 Did you guys talk about that release? 30 00:00:59,855 --> 00:01:02,357 'Cause apparently we need like an official signature before 31 00:01:02,358 --> 00:01:03,692 we can use your artwork in the show. 32 00:01:03,693 --> 00:01:05,360 Yeah, yeah. I need do that. 33 00:01:05,361 --> 00:01:08,530 No rush. Like, kind of a rush, but not, not a big rush. 34 00:01:08,531 --> 00:01:09,823 [chuckles] 35 00:01:09,824 --> 00:01:13,659 Maybe corporate comedy class would be interesting for you, 36 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:15,869 just so you could feel more confident. 37 00:01:15,870 --> 00:01:18,915 [muttering] 38 00:01:33,762 --> 00:01:35,555 [gym teacher] Use your legs, pull. 39 00:01:35,556 --> 00:01:36,764 - [giggling] - Use your arms. 40 00:01:36,765 --> 00:01:37,932 Step, step, step. 41 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:40,227 Pull, pull, pull. You're almost there. 42 00:01:41,186 --> 00:01:43,980 Good, good. Way to go, Max. 43 00:01:43,981 --> 00:01:45,899 Good job. Good job. 44 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:49,736 Next. 45 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:54,823 [girl] You got this, Josie. 46 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:57,452 [gym teacher] Use your legs, pull. Use your arms. 47 00:01:58,578 --> 00:01:59,578 Keep stepping. 48 00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:00,746 [girl] You got it, Josie. 49 00:02:00,747 --> 00:02:02,999 Good job, Josie. Good job. 50 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:07,501 Use your legs. Pull, pull. You're doing good. 51 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,755 Good job. Awesome. Awesome. 52 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,758 Use your legs, pull. Use your arms. 53 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:15,968 Keep pulling. Keep pulling. Use your legs. 54 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,722 Pull it. Pull it. Pull, pull, pull. 55 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:20,973 [whispers] Fall. 56 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,143 [gym teacher] Keep stepping. Keep stepping and pulling. 57 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,937 Way to go. Way to go. 58 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,524 Keep climbing. Keep... good, good, good. 59 00:02:31,525 --> 00:02:34,236 Touch the yellow. Touch the yellow. 60 00:02:35,362 --> 00:02:36,613 [whispers] Fall. 61 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:40,951 [gym teacher] Great. Now, come back down slow. 62 00:02:42,869 --> 00:02:46,997 Slow it down. Good job. 63 00:02:46,998 --> 00:02:48,541 Nala, you're up. 64 00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:00,635 Keep going, Nala. You're doing good. 65 00:03:00,636 --> 00:03:01,761 [grunting] 66 00:03:01,762 --> 00:03:04,138 Keep trying. Keep trying. One hand over the other. 67 00:03:04,139 --> 00:03:07,975 Use your feet. Keep pulling. 68 00:03:07,976 --> 00:03:11,729 Keep pulling. Pull it. Pull it. 69 00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:12,773 [grunts] 70 00:03:12,981 --> 00:03:15,234 [gym teacher] Keep trying. Keep trying. 71 00:03:17,736 --> 00:03:20,070 All right, Nala, maybe next time. 72 00:03:20,071 --> 00:03:22,824 You can't hog the rope all day. 73 00:03:23,866 --> 00:03:24,950 Next. 74 00:03:24,951 --> 00:03:26,828 Good job, Nala. 75 00:03:28,079 --> 00:03:32,082 So that's how it's gonna be. Well, I tried. 76 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:35,837 [gym teacher] Okay, Jasper. Keep going. Keep going. Good. 77 00:03:41,842 --> 00:03:44,845 Um, she's bullying me. 78 00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:50,851 Is it hurting you? 79 00:03:51,184 --> 00:03:53,185 If anybody says anything negative about you, 80 00:03:53,186 --> 00:03:55,728 as long as you believe in yourself, 81 00:03:55,729 --> 00:03:59,691 no bullying is gonna get... get to you unless 82 00:03:59,692 --> 00:04:01,609 they get very physical with you. 83 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:03,863 But I'm glad you came and told me about this. 84 00:04:04,029 --> 00:04:05,947 But be positive in all your actions. 85 00:04:05,948 --> 00:04:08,741 Believe in yourself, that's the main thing. 86 00:04:08,742 --> 00:04:10,034 Can I use the bathroom? 87 00:04:10,035 --> 00:04:11,912 Oh, sure. Go. 88 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:20,253 ♪ eerie music ♪ 89 00:04:25,425 --> 00:04:27,885 [GPS voice] Head southeast on Reservoir Street. 90 00:04:27,886 --> 00:04:30,555 Your destination is on the left. 91 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:00,917 ♪ ♪ ♪ 92 00:05:14,429 --> 00:05:16,221 Okay. 93 00:05:16,222 --> 00:05:21,895 Sean. Sean. Sean! 94 00:05:22,228 --> 00:05:24,980 I called your name four times, man. 95 00:05:24,981 --> 00:05:27,191 What the fuck is wrong with you? 96 00:05:27,524 --> 00:05:30,235 You gotta answer me when I'm talking to you. 97 00:05:57,845 --> 00:05:58,845 [beeping] 98 00:05:58,846 --> 00:06:00,056 [Whitney] Oh. 99 00:06:00,223 --> 00:06:01,556 You got a bungee or something? 100 00:06:01,557 --> 00:06:02,975 This is fine. This is good. 101 00:06:02,976 --> 00:06:04,809 It'll work. This will work. 102 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:09,105 [grunts] Okay. There we go. 103 00:06:09,106 --> 00:06:10,607 Thank you. 104 00:06:32,044 --> 00:06:33,587 Shit. 105 00:06:41,845 --> 00:06:44,138 ♪ I'm giving it my all ♪ 106 00:06:44,139 --> 00:06:48,142 ♪ But I'm not the girl you're taking home ♪ 107 00:06:48,143 --> 00:06:54,023 ♪ Ooh. I keep dancing on my own ♪ 108 00:06:54,024 --> 00:06:58,276 ♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪ 109 00:06:58,277 --> 00:07:00,194 ♪ I'm in the... ♪ 110 00:07:00,195 --> 00:07:01,989 [beeping] 111 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:22,467 [grunting] 112 00:07:29,557 --> 00:07:31,225 [chuckles] 113 00:07:44,237 --> 00:07:45,572 Hello? 114 00:07:48,241 --> 00:07:52,911 - I'm calling the police. - It's me, it's me. [laughs] 115 00:07:52,912 --> 00:07:56,122 I see you've met my friend. [chuckles] 116 00:07:56,123 --> 00:07:59,084 ♪ ♪ ♪ 117 00:07:59,085 --> 00:08:01,169 It's from the mini-golf course, 118 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:03,756 but not anymore. Now, it's yours. 119 00:08:05,508 --> 00:08:07,717 Okay. Thank you. 120 00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:09,969 I think your friend is a little cold. 121 00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:12,262 Should we bring him inside? [chuckles] 122 00:08:12,263 --> 00:08:15,140 - Sure. - [chuckles] Okay. 123 00:08:15,141 --> 00:08:17,309 Do you want help? Is it... I mean... 124 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:19,437 No. I'm okay. 125 00:08:19,979 --> 00:08:26,026 So Dougie showed me the photo and it was disgusting. 126 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:28,070 And I had to do something, 127 00:08:28,071 --> 00:08:30,614 so I offered the owner to take it off his hands. 128 00:08:30,864 --> 00:08:31,989 You paid him for it? 129 00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:34,242 Oh, my God, I didn't want this thing there. 130 00:08:34,243 --> 00:08:37,245 It's like a place for children. It's so offensive. 131 00:08:37,246 --> 00:08:39,247 It was around all these dinosaurs and it's like, 132 00:08:39,248 --> 00:08:42,125 I didn't want that, so it's gone now, 133 00:08:42,126 --> 00:08:45,795 and it is my gift to you and you can use it 134 00:08:45,796 --> 00:08:49,298 in your art and re-contextualize it. 135 00:08:49,799 --> 00:08:52,008 Maybe I can just sign it right now 136 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:55,596 and you can buy it. How about that? 137 00:08:55,847 --> 00:08:58,891 [chuckles] I mean... 138 00:08:59,267 --> 00:09:03,186 an original Cara Durand piece in my home would be fine, 139 00:09:03,187 --> 00:09:06,021 but, you know, obviously if we wanna show it on the show, 140 00:09:06,022 --> 00:09:08,732 I'm gonna have to have you sign a release, 141 00:09:08,733 --> 00:09:11,235 and we all know that's not a quick process. 142 00:09:11,236 --> 00:09:12,695 Yeah. I... I'm sorry, I... 143 00:09:12,696 --> 00:09:14,989 I'm kidding. I'm completely kidding. I actually... 144 00:09:14,990 --> 00:09:17,700 I... I printed out the release for you 145 00:09:17,701 --> 00:09:20,202 just, because I know email is so annoying and, you know, 146 00:09:20,203 --> 00:09:21,996 it like, always gets lost and I'm... 147 00:09:21,997 --> 00:09:23,373 I never pay attention to it. 148 00:09:23,665 --> 00:09:27,501 And, um, I will... Oh, here. Here, I'll get a pen. 149 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:34,842 Okay. Here you are. 150 00:09:50,648 --> 00:09:52,358 Is everything okay? 151 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:57,697 I don't think that I can sign this right now. 152 00:09:59,073 --> 00:10:01,240 I don't understand. 153 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:03,327 What do you mean? 154 00:10:04,286 --> 00:10:06,205 I'm... I'm sorry. 155 00:10:07,497 --> 00:10:10,791 No. But you, you said that it was... it was fine 156 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:14,671 if it was only in our house... only our home. 157 00:10:14,963 --> 00:10:16,840 What's... what's going on? 158 00:10:17,925 --> 00:10:19,216 Your art is all over the show, 159 00:10:19,217 --> 00:10:22,010 so it's like it would be really hard to cut around it. 160 00:10:22,011 --> 00:10:24,721 And... and Dougie says it's impossible, 161 00:10:24,722 --> 00:10:28,475 but, of course I'll do what I need to do, of course. 162 00:10:28,476 --> 00:10:31,144 I'm just... I... I think I'm just confused 163 00:10:31,145 --> 00:10:32,395 'cause we're friends, 164 00:10:32,396 --> 00:10:37,317 so why wouldn't you want your artwork in the show? 165 00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:41,446 I love that you have my art. It's... 166 00:10:41,988 --> 00:10:44,616 it's just... it's gonna be a whole thing, 167 00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:49,870 you know, considering what your parents do, 168 00:10:49,871 --> 00:10:53,999 and I'm also being told about, like, 169 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,376 where I should be showing my art 170 00:10:56,377 --> 00:10:58,211 and then where it should be seen. 171 00:10:58,212 --> 00:11:01,423 And it's just, I don't know if 172 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:05,093 I want my art in the show 173 00:11:05,094 --> 00:11:06,762 at this point. 174 00:11:09,974 --> 00:11:12,601 So what my... what my parents do? 175 00:11:15,019 --> 00:11:18,982 Well, they take advantage of poor people. 176 00:11:22,151 --> 00:11:26,948 I... I don't even really see them anymore. 177 00:11:27,365 --> 00:11:30,158 And my whole thing, my whole life 178 00:11:30,159 --> 00:11:36,247 is about doing everything that they don't do. 179 00:11:36,248 --> 00:11:40,751 But you know what? This is... this is good, actually. 180 00:11:40,752 --> 00:11:42,879 I needed to hear this. 181 00:11:43,338 --> 00:11:46,132 Nobody tells me the truth, honestly. 182 00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:47,425 And that's why we're friends 183 00:11:47,426 --> 00:11:50,636 because you're always real with me. 184 00:11:52,138 --> 00:11:58,436 And maybe I haven't been as real with you, lately. 185 00:11:58,936 --> 00:12:01,229 'Cause there's actually been a lot of things 186 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:04,024 going on in my life that you don't know about, 187 00:12:04,025 --> 00:12:06,861 and that's not cool to do 188 00:12:08,446 --> 00:12:10,530 as a friend, you know. 189 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,408 And I felt this distance between us lately, 190 00:12:14,409 --> 00:12:16,828 and I... I know this is why. 191 00:12:17,829 --> 00:12:20,080 So I'm insecure about myself 192 00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:23,335 and I'm not telling you things. 193 00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:25,837 But, um... 194 00:12:29,798 --> 00:12:32,384 I'm unhappy in my marriage... 195 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,971 and I hide it well, right? 196 00:12:36,972 --> 00:12:40,100 Like, who would even know that? 197 00:12:41,435 --> 00:12:43,519 But I feel like he's holding me back 198 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:48,106 and I just wanna be artistic, 199 00:12:48,107 --> 00:12:49,441 and philosophical, 200 00:12:49,442 --> 00:12:53,613 and all he cares about are the financials. 201 00:12:55,281 --> 00:12:56,824 And it's so sad, 202 00:12:58,284 --> 00:12:59,951 because I came here today 203 00:12:59,952 --> 00:13:03,330 to ask you to be a consultant for the show. 204 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:07,249 That's what I wanted to do. It was gonna be so special. 205 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,418 And, I mean... 206 00:13:09,419 --> 00:13:11,587 you don't want even want your art in the show, 207 00:13:11,588 --> 00:13:13,047 so, like, what am I thinking? 208 00:13:13,048 --> 00:13:15,633 I mean, I'm so lost. 209 00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:18,344 I'm so off base. It's crazy. 210 00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:22,180 I just... I... I should... I should just leave. 211 00:13:22,181 --> 00:13:24,392 I should leave. 212 00:13:26,644 --> 00:13:31,482 I didn't know... I didn't know about you and Asher. 213 00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:33,691 I'm sorry. 214 00:13:33,692 --> 00:13:36,277 Well, I mean, how would you know that? 215 00:13:36,278 --> 00:13:39,031 I haven't been telling you things. 216 00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:48,665 I was so excited. It was gonna be so special... 217 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:54,586 and we have $15,000 to $20,000 for this job, 218 00:13:54,587 --> 00:13:56,423 and it's... 219 00:14:04,138 --> 00:14:10,602 So, what would... what would this job entail? 220 00:14:13,272 --> 00:14:18,651 I just really wanna get things right, you know? 221 00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:24,906 And so if I... if I have a question about Tiwa or Tewa, 222 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:30,037 like I still mix those up. And I... you know, if have. 223 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:35,208 So... so, like a Native American consultant? 224 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:40,129 Yes. I mean, but it... it really wouldn't take 225 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,048 much of your time at all. 226 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:46,385 Would I... would my name have to be 227 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,095 in the credits of the show or... 228 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,266 I mean, if you felt comfortable with that, yeah. 229 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:56,937 Could I... could we maybe do it anonymously? 230 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,108 It's a pretty big network show, 231 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:05,279 so, you know, if they... 232 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,280 if they were paying you for this role, 233 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,282 I... I do think it might be a little bit weird 234 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,159 if it was anonymous, you know, like, 235 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,579 I don't know if they would want that. 236 00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:22,544 So for... and this is for $20,000? 237 00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:26,298 I don't wanna force you into anything. [laughs] 238 00:15:26,299 --> 00:15:28,342 And it's just to consult. 239 00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:31,177 It's not about my art in the show? 240 00:15:31,178 --> 00:15:33,179 [stammers] Yes, exactly, just to consult. 241 00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:35,097 I mean, we could rip this thing up right now. 242 00:15:35,098 --> 00:15:37,141 I mean, you know, I'm just kidding. 243 00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:40,645 You can... you can take time to think about it, of course. 244 00:15:40,646 --> 00:15:43,106 But it's just to consult. 245 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,194 Hmm. [chuckles] 246 00:15:49,195 --> 00:15:54,534 [chuckles] Oh, I'm so happy we can talk like this. I... 247 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,745 Yeah, yeah, me too. 248 00:15:58,287 --> 00:16:01,998 [laughs] Do you mind if I get some water? 249 00:16:01,999 --> 00:16:04,459 - No, no, please. - I'm thirsty from all of these. 250 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:05,544 Get some water. 251 00:16:05,545 --> 00:16:09,713 Okay. I'm just gonna use one of these mugs. 252 00:16:09,714 --> 00:16:11,716 [tinkling] 253 00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:33,987 I'm so ugly that on Halloween when I open the door, 254 00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:35,488 kids give me candy. 255 00:16:35,489 --> 00:16:36,656 [laugh] 256 00:16:36,657 --> 00:16:37,782 That's funny, right? 257 00:16:37,783 --> 00:16:40,744 Does anybody know what comedian said that? 258 00:16:41,495 --> 00:16:42,912 I'll give you a clue. 259 00:16:43,329 --> 00:16:45,331 He gets no respect. 260 00:16:45,999 --> 00:16:47,584 Steven Wright. 261 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,169 Actually, it is... 262 00:16:52,797 --> 00:16:55,466 Rodney Dangerfield, right? 263 00:16:55,592 --> 00:16:57,634 We used to be really close friends, 264 00:16:57,635 --> 00:17:01,013 but then he stopped talking to me because I'm not funny. 265 00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:04,140 All right. Well, show of hands, 266 00:17:04,141 --> 00:17:07,269 how many of you, uh, know who Rodney Dangerfield is? 267 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,313 All right. Well, he was the master 268 00:17:10,314 --> 00:17:11,814 of self-deprecating humor. 269 00:17:11,815 --> 00:17:14,650 And some say, that is the safest form of comedy 270 00:17:14,651 --> 00:17:17,403 because you're making yourself the butt of the joke, right? 271 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,280 I know some of you right now you're asking yourself, 272 00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:25,160 "Jeff, you are an extremely handsome guy 273 00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:27,579 and you seem to be pretty smart, too. 274 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,457 So how is that gonna help me with my career? 275 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:34,086 How is it gonna help me if I'm pointing out my flaws?" 276 00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:35,754 Well, the answer is, and I know... 277 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,590 I know I keep going back to emotional intelligence, 278 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,508 but it is a form of emotional intelligence. 279 00:17:41,509 --> 00:17:45,512 People are drawn to those who are self-aware, right? 280 00:17:45,513 --> 00:17:48,432 And puts everybody at ease, right? 281 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:50,392 So, Rachael, you were, uh, saying something 282 00:17:50,393 --> 00:17:52,728 about, uh, mothering, smothering. 283 00:17:52,729 --> 00:17:53,812 What were you saying? 284 00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:55,855 I said, "Mothering, smothering, 285 00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:57,357 what's the difference?" 286 00:17:57,358 --> 00:17:58,858 Okay. Well, it's kind of a pun, right? 287 00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:01,402 But you're also looking back at yourself when you're saying 288 00:18:01,403 --> 00:18:03,696 that you're an overbearing mother, right? 289 00:18:03,697 --> 00:18:06,240 So what can be the exaggeration on that, 290 00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:08,661 that we can turn it into a joke? 291 00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:11,955 I'm not a mother, I'm a smother? 292 00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:14,665 That's close, but it's still a pun. 293 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:18,544 So let's, let's take a look at, uh, Rodney here, okay? 294 00:18:18,711 --> 00:18:23,006 Are we really to believe that kids think he's so ugly 295 00:18:23,007 --> 00:18:24,466 that they give him candy 296 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:28,387 because they think he's wearing a monster costume? 297 00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:30,806 No, no. And that's what makes it funny. 298 00:18:30,807 --> 00:18:34,058 So what would happen if you were to smother your kid, 299 00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:36,811 like, like, way too much, right? 300 00:18:36,812 --> 00:18:40,023 He would suffocate and die. 301 00:18:41,024 --> 00:18:43,442 So you might say, 302 00:18:43,443 --> 00:18:46,779 uh, "I'm really concerned with my parenting skills 303 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,906 because I'm... I'm afraid I might be arrested 304 00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:52,409 - for first degree smothering." - [laughter] 305 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,411 Okay. Well, it's not the best joke, 306 00:18:54,412 --> 00:18:56,871 but you guys get the idea, right? 307 00:18:56,872 --> 00:18:58,456 Uh, Asher, you were, uh, 308 00:18:58,457 --> 00:19:00,375 saying something about a career change. 309 00:19:00,376 --> 00:19:01,835 How can we make a joke out of that? 310 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,838 Uh, perhaps maybe, uh, you were fired 311 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,548 or, um, nobody wants you? 312 00:19:06,549 --> 00:19:08,258 Well, I wasn't fired. I left myself. 313 00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:10,634 It was like a contract job, so I chose to leave. 314 00:19:10,635 --> 00:19:12,928 Okay. Sure, sure. But, but again, we're... we're, 315 00:19:12,929 --> 00:19:16,432 uh, talking about exaggeration here, right? 316 00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:19,519 So all we really need is just a kernel of truth. 317 00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:23,897 So, um, maybe the other day, 318 00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:26,316 uh, we were talking and you were telling me 319 00:19:26,317 --> 00:19:28,484 about an insecurity that you have about yourself 320 00:19:28,485 --> 00:19:31,487 and you thought it could be the source of humor, 321 00:19:31,488 --> 00:19:33,991 so why don't we, uh, try that? 322 00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:36,952 Um... 323 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,456 I'd, I'd rather not go into it. 324 00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:42,915 Okay. Well, are, are you sure? Because again, 325 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,375 you know, we all know that for a joke to work, 326 00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:46,877 um, we've got to be able to 327 00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:48,962 stretch the truth a little, right? 328 00:19:48,963 --> 00:19:51,591 We're not gonna take everything literally. 329 00:19:52,008 --> 00:19:55,010 Well, there's one thing I'd like to stretch a little bit. 330 00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:56,429 My penis. 331 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,850 Okay. Well, okay. That's a good start, 332 00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:05,352 but let's try it again, but this time, 333 00:20:05,353 --> 00:20:08,439 let's not literally say the subject matter, right? 334 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,109 Let's just hint at the subject matter. 335 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:18,158 Well, there's one... well, there's one phrase I don't... 336 00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:20,451 no one ever says to me, 337 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,702 "Is that a banana in your pocket?" 338 00:20:22,703 --> 00:20:26,372 Um, because even if I could stretch my banana, 339 00:20:26,373 --> 00:20:28,500 uh, no one would think I was happy. 340 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:32,712 Okay. Well, again, I think maybe not exactly 341 00:20:32,713 --> 00:20:34,047 because I mean the banana... 342 00:20:34,048 --> 00:20:36,424 Oh, because you can't stretch a banana. I see, I see. 343 00:20:36,425 --> 00:20:39,844 Does it really matter how he phrases it? Can we just move on? 344 00:20:39,845 --> 00:20:42,888 Well, I, you know, I... I would really love for this joke 345 00:20:42,889 --> 00:20:44,681 to land properly for Asher. 346 00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:46,934 No, yeah, I understand, but I just, I mean, 347 00:20:46,935 --> 00:20:49,770 I'm asking myself why am I paying to watch you 348 00:20:49,771 --> 00:20:53,191 workshop a masturbation joke? I just wanna move on. 349 00:20:53,441 --> 00:20:55,984 Okay. Well, I don't think that Asher's joke 350 00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:59,195 was to invoke masturbation, right? 351 00:20:59,196 --> 00:21:00,613 I mean, Asher, do you wanna go 352 00:21:00,614 --> 00:21:02,449 and explain your joke to everyone? 353 00:21:03,617 --> 00:21:05,284 Uh, I'd prefer not to. 354 00:21:05,285 --> 00:21:08,120 Well, Asher told me in private that he has a small penis 355 00:21:08,121 --> 00:21:10,164 and I think that is what the joke 356 00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:11,791 was supposed to portray. 357 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,876 You know, penis size, you know, 358 00:21:13,877 --> 00:21:17,796 that is a classic form of self-deprecation. 359 00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,089 [woman] He wants to move on. 360 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:21,049 I don't understand why you keep dwelling on it. 361 00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:24,469 Okay. What about even if you rub the genie bottle 362 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,304 really hard, you never see the genie? 363 00:21:26,305 --> 00:21:28,682 Stop, okay? Stop. 364 00:21:28,683 --> 00:21:32,686 Uh, I'm a man and I did not think that joke was funny. 365 00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:35,604 And I work with victims of sexual assault 366 00:21:35,605 --> 00:21:38,859 and I can guarantee you that joke would not land. 367 00:21:39,025 --> 00:21:44,071 Let's... all right. This is a learning opportunity. 368 00:21:44,072 --> 00:21:46,907 Asher told a joke that offended everyone. 369 00:21:46,908 --> 00:21:49,327 So let's talk about this. 370 00:21:49,619 --> 00:21:51,579 Okay, Asher, I'm gonna be blunt, right? 371 00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:54,873 Um, you crossed the line and, you know, 372 00:21:54,874 --> 00:21:58,668 you got to know when, uh, you're going outside the boundaries, 373 00:21:58,669 --> 00:22:00,587 and that's exactly what you just did. 374 00:22:00,588 --> 00:22:03,590 I guess kind of the way that you chose to phrase it, 375 00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:04,799 it was a little weird. 376 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,509 I didn't even want to talk about it in class. 377 00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:07,969 That's why I brought it up with you privately. 378 00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:10,179 So, you know, maybe we could get together 379 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,972 and we could have a private session, 380 00:22:11,973 --> 00:22:13,474 or maybe you could have, you know, 381 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,017 - the next round of classes. - What are you saying? 382 00:22:15,018 --> 00:22:16,602 You don't want me back in this class? 383 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,896 No, I do want you back. You have my email. 384 00:22:18,897 --> 00:22:21,064 You know, why don't you contact me in a couple of months 385 00:22:21,065 --> 00:22:22,983 and we'll get you in with the new group, 386 00:22:22,984 --> 00:22:24,902 see how that goes. I mean, you know... 387 00:22:24,903 --> 00:22:26,278 Sure, sure. 388 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,072 [teacher] Are we good? 389 00:22:30,198 --> 00:22:31,991 I don't need these fucking classes. 390 00:22:31,992 --> 00:22:33,534 I don't need to come back to this. 391 00:22:33,535 --> 00:22:34,869 If you were really funny, you wouldn't be 392 00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:36,203 teaching in a fucking Legion Hall. 393 00:22:36,204 --> 00:22:37,705 - [teacher] Okay. - You'd be on YouTube, 394 00:22:37,706 --> 00:22:39,081 like the comedians I watch. Okay? 395 00:22:39,082 --> 00:22:40,666 - That's a... that's a cliche. - I don't need this shit. 396 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:41,834 Don't say that. That's not true. 397 00:22:41,835 --> 00:22:43,044 You put me in that situation. 398 00:22:43,045 --> 00:22:44,295 - Relax. - [Asher] Whatever, man. 399 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,214 - Okay, dude. - [door closes] 400 00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:48,798 [Kevin Hart] I'm serious, I did, I thought my baby 401 00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:49,842 was a dumb baby. 402 00:22:49,967 --> 00:22:51,593 But now I realize he's not dumb, 403 00:22:51,594 --> 00:22:53,136 he just does dumb shit. Like I don't... 404 00:22:53,137 --> 00:22:55,096 I don't like the way my son throws his tantrums. 405 00:22:55,097 --> 00:22:56,932 You know, when a baby throw a tantrum, 406 00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:59,351 he's supposed to fall out, cry, roll on the ground. 407 00:22:59,352 --> 00:23:00,769 That's a tantrum. 408 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,312 This is not a joke, this is for real. 409 00:23:02,313 --> 00:23:03,230 [thud] 410 00:23:03,231 --> 00:23:04,774 It's the most retarded thing 411 00:23:04,899 --> 00:23:06,607 I've seen in my life. I can't say nothing. 412 00:23:06,608 --> 00:23:07,983 I got to wait till he's finished 413 00:23:07,984 --> 00:23:10,111 then explain to people what happened. 414 00:23:22,457 --> 00:23:24,376 No, I know, exactly. 415 00:23:25,292 --> 00:23:30,004 Yeah. Uh, hold on one second. 416 00:23:30,005 --> 00:23:31,632 [door closes] 417 00:23:36,095 --> 00:23:41,141 Okay. No, I know. I completely agree. 418 00:23:49,941 --> 00:23:51,108 ...throughout our state, 419 00:23:51,109 --> 00:23:53,276 we can only hope changes come soon, 420 00:23:53,277 --> 00:23:57,614 especially to this area. Monica Perez, KOE 7. 421 00:23:57,615 --> 00:23:59,658 Thank you, Monica, shocking stuff. 422 00:23:59,659 --> 00:24:01,784 There is nothing funny about addiction. 423 00:24:01,785 --> 00:24:03,244 All right. Let's check in with Carey. 424 00:24:03,245 --> 00:24:05,079 And brighten things up with forecast. 425 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,624 [Carey] Ooh, well, I'll tell you... 426 00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:12,211 You know, gambling addiction is a huge problem here 427 00:24:12,212 --> 00:24:14,005 in our states and our reporting 428 00:24:14,006 --> 00:24:17,800 uncovered questionable practices at Whistling River. 429 00:24:17,801 --> 00:24:19,802 Monica Perez reports. 430 00:24:20,094 --> 00:24:22,887 The roll of the dice, the spin of the wheel, 431 00:24:22,888 --> 00:24:24,180 the turn of the card. 432 00:24:24,181 --> 00:24:26,725 At any moment, you could be a winner. 433 00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:28,977 But for more than 10 million Americans 434 00:24:28,978 --> 00:24:30,687 who are addicted to gambling, 435 00:24:30,688 --> 00:24:33,815 these images may remind them of their life savings 436 00:24:33,816 --> 00:24:35,108 going down the drain. 437 00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:36,776 And to prevent this from happening, 438 00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:39,945 local recovering addicts like Joanna Hernandez... 439 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:42,197 rely on the New Mexico Gaming Control Board, 440 00:24:42,198 --> 00:24:44,992 in collaboration with the casinos themselves, 441 00:24:44,993 --> 00:24:47,287 to prevent them from playing. 442 00:24:47,454 --> 00:24:49,329 They let me in, they watch me play, 443 00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:52,791 and when I win, they come up to me 444 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,960 and tell me "We're taking your money." 445 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,795 After losing her daughter's college savings 446 00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,672 through gambling seven years ago, 447 00:24:59,673 --> 00:25:02,717 Ms. Hernandez joined the Gaming Control Board's 448 00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:05,553 self-exclusion program, which forces casinos 449 00:25:05,554 --> 00:25:09,098 like Whistling River, run by the San Pedro Pueblo 450 00:25:09,099 --> 00:25:12,727 to deny entry to addicts like Ms. Hernandez. 451 00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:14,978 But through our reporting, we discovered 452 00:25:14,979 --> 00:25:18,106 the Gaming Control Board is not only negligent in its duty 453 00:25:18,107 --> 00:25:21,234 to deny that access and protect those addicts, 454 00:25:21,235 --> 00:25:24,029 but it's knowingly allowing them to play. 455 00:25:24,030 --> 00:25:28,075 This security footage we obtained shows Ms. Hernandez 456 00:25:28,076 --> 00:25:30,786 winning a $35,000 jackpot 457 00:25:30,787 --> 00:25:32,995 at the Indian Dreaming slot machine, 458 00:25:32,996 --> 00:25:35,790 at which point, several casino staff, 459 00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:37,249 including an onsite inspector 460 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:40,002 from the New Mexico Gaming Control Board 461 00:25:40,003 --> 00:25:41,378 appear on the casino floor. 462 00:25:41,379 --> 00:25:44,548 You'll see here, the casino staff stood by 463 00:25:44,549 --> 00:25:48,761 as Ms. Hernandez switched from slots to blackjack, 464 00:25:48,762 --> 00:25:50,721 where her winning streak continued. 465 00:25:50,722 --> 00:25:52,305 We figured out she had an accurate self-exclusion 466 00:25:52,306 --> 00:25:53,808 after she won the jackpot, 467 00:25:54,016 --> 00:25:55,934 but when I went to go remove her off the casino floor, 468 00:25:55,935 --> 00:25:57,727 the inspector was like, "No, no, no, let's wait, 469 00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,187 let's leave her, see how much she can win," 470 00:25:59,188 --> 00:26:00,897 like it was some sick game of his. 471 00:26:00,898 --> 00:26:02,816 Watch here as the control board inspector 472 00:26:02,817 --> 00:26:04,734 and an unidentified casino staffer 473 00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:08,113 seemed to find delight in watching Ms. Hernandez 474 00:26:08,114 --> 00:26:11,156 accumulate chips knowing full well 475 00:26:11,157 --> 00:26:12,783 the casino is legally required 476 00:26:12,784 --> 00:26:15,786 to confiscate everything she wins. 477 00:26:15,787 --> 00:26:19,957 But one person who is not laughing is Ms. Hernandez, 478 00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:21,459 as it was not until the casino 479 00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:25,420 let her accumulate upwards of $70,000 in winnings 480 00:26:25,421 --> 00:26:27,089 that they stepped in. 481 00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:28,881 I was like, "Why? It's my money." 482 00:26:28,882 --> 00:26:31,968 I won it. I'm gonna leave with those chips 483 00:26:31,969 --> 00:26:33,970 because my brother's gonna come back 484 00:26:33,971 --> 00:26:35,304 and cash them in for me. 485 00:26:35,305 --> 00:26:37,723 They tell me, "No, you have to leave those chips here." 486 00:26:37,724 --> 00:26:39,183 [reporter] While some casinos 487 00:26:39,184 --> 00:26:41,269 use facial recognition technology 488 00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:43,855 to catch problem gamblers right at the door, 489 00:26:43,856 --> 00:26:46,898 our reporting shows the Gaming Control Board 490 00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:48,358 has dragged their feet. 491 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,652 Whit? 492 00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:57,827 Whit? Baby? 493 00:26:59,495 --> 00:27:01,539 Did you see the news? 494 00:27:02,832 --> 00:27:04,708 Was that you laughing? 495 00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,377 It was me, but she completely misrepresented 496 00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:09,753 what I was doing. 497 00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,130 I was telling him he had to remove her. 498 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,924 That's why I was pointing. 499 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:16,094 [Whitney] You were patting him on the back. 500 00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:20,055 I was being friendly because I was trying to persuade him. 501 00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:22,391 It was extremely uncomfortable. 502 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,270 Why didn't you just stop her yourself? 503 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,356 Well, A, that's not my job. 504 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:34,194 And, B, the inspector could have been... 505 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:35,737 I mean, he could have been annoyed 506 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,822 and we need to maintain a good relationship 507 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,783 with the control board or else it could hurt the casino. 508 00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:44,870 [sighs] I mean, it's really hard to explain 509 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,664 the vibe in that moment. 510 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,334 You know, when you said that you witnessed this, 511 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,419 I didn't realize that you were part of it. 512 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,172 How could you accuse me of being part of this? 513 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:58,425 I... I was trying to get him to remove her. 514 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,343 I'm... I'm the one who blew the whistle 515 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,804 This news story is because of me. 516 00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:07,099 You wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't forced you to. 517 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,226 That's bullshit. 518 00:28:08,227 --> 00:28:10,229 [Whitney] Is it bullshit? 519 00:28:15,192 --> 00:28:17,984 You wouldn't do anything good 520 00:28:17,985 --> 00:28:20,238 if I didn't force you to. 521 00:28:25,368 --> 00:28:31,415 ♪ ♪ ♪ 522 00:28:44,552 --> 00:28:46,221 [phone chimes] 523 00:29:17,709 --> 00:29:20,962 ♪ ♪ ♪ 524 00:29:29,679 --> 00:29:32,305 - There you go. - Okay. Thank you. 525 00:29:32,306 --> 00:29:34,098 And we're on good timing. 526 00:29:34,099 --> 00:29:35,892 - You wanna follow me? - Yeah. 527 00:29:39,146 --> 00:29:40,563 So, we're gonna have you sit right here. 528 00:29:40,564 --> 00:29:41,605 - Hey. - Hi. 529 00:29:41,606 --> 00:29:43,483 - She is. - [chuckles] 530 00:29:45,027 --> 00:29:47,153 All right. You guys good? 531 00:29:47,154 --> 00:29:49,030 - Rolling. - [Dougie] All right. 532 00:29:50,448 --> 00:29:54,659 So, all right. So, let me... let's, um, 533 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,870 let's start off with, um, 534 00:29:56,871 --> 00:29:59,414 how's your... how's your relationship doing? 535 00:29:59,415 --> 00:30:01,500 How's it all going? 536 00:30:04,879 --> 00:30:07,797 Uh, ooh, um... 537 00:30:12,093 --> 00:30:13,969 well, I think every relationship 538 00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:17,474 reaches a point where you start to question things. 539 00:30:17,724 --> 00:30:19,516 You know, that... that's normal, 540 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:23,688 everyone goes through that, you know? 541 00:30:25,189 --> 00:30:28,524 You notice yourself keeping little secrets, 542 00:30:28,525 --> 00:30:31,486 things that you don't share with them, 543 00:30:31,487 --> 00:30:36,115 because you wonder if they'll have your back. 544 00:30:36,116 --> 00:30:41,162 Uh, and you would think that if you've spent years with someone, 545 00:30:41,163 --> 00:30:43,246 that eventually at some point 546 00:30:43,247 --> 00:30:46,584 you'd feel like you really know them. 547 00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:48,794 But honestly, 548 00:30:48,795 --> 00:30:50,922 maybe sometimes... 549 00:30:52,298 --> 00:30:54,717 you never do. 550 00:30:55,968 --> 00:30:58,637 Because you start to see these glimpses of a person 551 00:30:58,638 --> 00:31:02,099 that you don't recognize, and it's... it's scary. 552 00:31:03,725 --> 00:31:08,104 And you wonder, is that the real them? 553 00:31:08,105 --> 00:31:14,736 Is my idea of them just a projection or is that real? 554 00:31:15,654 --> 00:31:17,072 You know? 555 00:31:22,743 --> 00:31:25,037 Do you ever feel like, um, 556 00:31:25,413 --> 00:31:27,915 Asher is holding you back at all? 557 00:31:32,253 --> 00:31:33,796 [chuckles] 558 00:31:35,589 --> 00:31:38,758 You're good at this. Um... [chuckles] 559 00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:42,594 Because you guys are... are strong, right? 560 00:31:42,595 --> 00:31:45,723 At the end of the day, you're gonna survive, right? 561 00:31:54,899 --> 00:31:56,608 Next question. 562 00:31:57,359 --> 00:32:00,529 ♪ eerie music ♪ 563 00:32:14,834 --> 00:32:17,503 - All done? - [man] Yeah. 564 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:21,007 - Can I see in a mirror? - [man] Sure. 565 00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,472 - Looks good. Thanks. - [man] Welcome. 566 00:32:28,473 --> 00:32:29,764 [Dougie] Anyways, so I'm standing there 567 00:32:29,765 --> 00:32:31,141 and this guy is, like, 568 00:32:31,142 --> 00:32:32,809 "Hey, you wanna fight?" And I'm like... 569 00:32:32,810 --> 00:32:33,809 [laughing] 570 00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:35,394 ...and somebody goes, "Bitch! Bitch!" 571 00:32:35,395 --> 00:32:37,438 And I'm like, you know, like, "I didn't say it." 572 00:32:37,439 --> 00:32:39,356 - That's not good! - I swear. I didn't say it. 573 00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:40,691 Hundred percent. Totally. 574 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,526 - Yo, what's happening? - What's funny? 575 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,653 Just, just some dumb story. But... 576 00:32:44,654 --> 00:32:46,656 - Can I hear? - [laughs] 577 00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:50,034 - Okay. - What was it? 578 00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:51,826 Okay. I have to go. You're done with me? 579 00:32:51,827 --> 00:32:53,244 [Dougie] All good. That was great. 580 00:32:53,245 --> 00:32:54,537 - Okay. Okay. - [Dougie] Amazing. 581 00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:55,622 You're up. 582 00:32:55,623 --> 00:32:56,915 Um, we're doing Shabbat tonight, are we? 583 00:32:56,916 --> 00:32:59,418 - When I get home? - I have plans. 584 00:32:59,668 --> 00:33:01,754 I bought a challah on the way here. 585 00:33:03,255 --> 00:33:05,632 I'll have it for breakfast. 586 00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:10,011 Did you, um, buy a bunch of stuff from Iosheka Jeans? 587 00:33:11,304 --> 00:33:15,140 No, I gave them the credit card, 588 00:33:15,141 --> 00:33:16,642 so that if someone shoplifts, 589 00:33:16,643 --> 00:33:18,352 they can just charge me 590 00:33:18,353 --> 00:33:20,813 instead of calling the police. 591 00:33:22,398 --> 00:33:23,316 Okay. 592 00:33:23,317 --> 00:33:25,609 - Yeah. - I guess that's a good idea. 593 00:33:25,610 --> 00:33:27,528 - I know. - Hey, um, Asher, 594 00:33:27,529 --> 00:33:29,278 we're just gonna have you, 595 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:30,696 uh, sit over here. 596 00:33:30,697 --> 00:33:31,781 [Asher] Okay. 597 00:33:31,782 --> 00:33:34,534 Asher time! [vocalizing] 598 00:33:34,535 --> 00:33:37,620 [chuckles] What was the funny story? 599 00:33:37,621 --> 00:33:39,539 Oh, it was just, uh, some guy who thought I wanted 600 00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:42,291 to fight him because I happened to be stretching my jaw 601 00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:43,751 when someone else said "bitch." 602 00:33:43,752 --> 00:33:45,711 [chuckles] Okay. 603 00:33:45,712 --> 00:33:46,671 We good? 604 00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:47,879 [Tonya] You better go do it because 605 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,048 we're a little bit over time. 606 00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:51,007 Not even if we end 30 minutes early tomorrow? 607 00:33:51,008 --> 00:33:52,259 [Tonya] Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 608 00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:54,637 - Really? - [Tonya] No, I've asked. 609 00:33:55,846 --> 00:33:59,975 Great. I appreciate that. Thank you. 610 00:33:59,976 --> 00:34:03,103 Um... [chuckles] 611 00:34:03,104 --> 00:34:05,187 So looks like we're gonna have to do you another day. 612 00:34:05,188 --> 00:34:07,816 Whitney went long, so sorry about that. 613 00:34:08,149 --> 00:34:10,776 But hey, at least you got some nice, uh, beautiful makeup 614 00:34:10,777 --> 00:34:12,611 for your Shabbat dinner. Which I want... 615 00:34:12,612 --> 00:34:15,197 I wanted to, uh, to thank you by the way. 616 00:34:15,198 --> 00:34:17,700 I really, really wanted to thank you for, 617 00:34:17,701 --> 00:34:19,785 for never inviting me. Not even once. 618 00:34:19,786 --> 00:34:24,122 All right. You remember I'm Jewish, right? 619 00:34:24,123 --> 00:34:26,332 All right. You guys don't have to stick around. 620 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,627 I know you don't wanna stay any longer, so... 621 00:34:28,919 --> 00:34:31,171 [Tonya] I'm sorry about this. 622 00:34:42,765 --> 00:34:44,308 Hey, don't be silly. It's, like... 623 00:34:44,309 --> 00:34:45,851 it's, like, flushing money down the drain. 624 00:34:45,852 --> 00:34:47,352 Can't we just do a wire? 625 00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:50,022 You can just wire it to me, it's the same thing, right? 626 00:34:50,023 --> 00:34:51,315 It's just a transfer. 627 00:34:51,316 --> 00:34:52,941 It's gonna count against your inheritance 628 00:34:52,942 --> 00:34:56,237 if I have to file a gift tax return. 629 00:34:57,655 --> 00:35:00,657 Okay, fine. Just give me the cash. 630 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,457 Would you like me to count this out to you? 631 00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:11,417 No, I'm good. 632 00:35:11,418 --> 00:35:12,752 So, you have a good day. 633 00:35:12,753 --> 00:35:13,794 You, too. 634 00:35:13,795 --> 00:35:15,297 Thank you. 635 00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:28,809 Can you get me some receipt paper? 636 00:35:29,352 --> 00:35:31,394 Can you get me some receipt paper? 637 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:33,689 Do I have to do it myself? 638 00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:41,655 I know you only wanted 30 but there's 40. 639 00:35:41,863 --> 00:35:43,948 That will save you a trip next time. 640 00:35:44,324 --> 00:35:45,949 Well, there won't be a next time. 641 00:35:45,950 --> 00:35:47,827 This is the only time. 642 00:35:49,663 --> 00:35:51,455 That is what I love about you. 643 00:35:51,456 --> 00:35:54,208 I'm serious. This is the last time. 644 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:59,463 Look at me. I am serious. This is a loan, so add it. 645 00:35:59,838 --> 00:36:04,009 You want the market interest rate or friends and family? 646 00:36:04,802 --> 00:36:06,804 Very funny. 647 00:36:08,764 --> 00:36:12,392 Here is the 20 that we agreed upon. 648 00:36:12,517 --> 00:36:15,185 And the way that production accounting is working, 649 00:36:15,186 --> 00:36:18,605 it's just easier for them to pay you in cash. 650 00:36:18,606 --> 00:36:20,565 - Wow. - [chuckles] 651 00:36:20,566 --> 00:36:26,364 Nice. I'm using the kitchen. 652 00:36:27,865 --> 00:36:29,325 God... 653 00:36:31,993 --> 00:36:35,454 Have you, um, thought any more about your work 654 00:36:35,455 --> 00:36:38,082 being featured on the show? 655 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:44,755 Um, no, I haven't. 656 00:36:44,756 --> 00:36:48,634 So, it's just in the home, 657 00:36:48,635 --> 00:36:51,928 it's not... you're not talking about it. 658 00:36:51,929 --> 00:36:54,264 It's just there, right? 659 00:36:54,265 --> 00:36:58,227 No, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just in the background. 660 00:36:58,519 --> 00:37:05,525 Right. I think... I'd be cool with that. 661 00:37:05,526 --> 00:37:08,069 - Really? Yeah? - Yeah. 662 00:37:08,486 --> 00:37:11,197 Amazing. Okay. Um... 663 00:37:12,407 --> 00:37:15,660 God, it's so annoying that they make us do this. 664 00:37:16,077 --> 00:37:18,912 They made me sign this exact same thing 665 00:37:18,913 --> 00:37:20,831 to feature the homes on the show, 666 00:37:20,832 --> 00:37:22,541 just because I guess they're, like, 667 00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:25,376 considered art or whatever. [chuckles] Um... 668 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:29,714 so, this is the consultant contract. 669 00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:33,093 So, you just sign here. 670 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,720 All right. 671 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:39,099 And then your address goes there. 672 00:37:39,475 --> 00:37:43,353 And then you'll just do the same for the contract underneath. 673 00:37:45,605 --> 00:37:49,400 Oh, my God. [chuckles] 674 00:37:53,196 --> 00:37:54,988 I saw you have a hoop outside. 675 00:37:54,989 --> 00:37:57,240 Yeah, it was, uh, there when I rented the place. 676 00:37:57,241 --> 00:38:00,577 Yeah, I tried out for junior varsity but I didn't make it. 677 00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:02,329 - [Cara] Mm-hmm. - Do you play? 678 00:38:02,579 --> 00:38:04,455 Just HORSE. 679 00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:06,040 Let's play. 680 00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:07,208 Right now? 681 00:38:07,209 --> 00:38:10,545 Yeah, if you're free. 682 00:38:10,670 --> 00:38:12,171 Yeah, I guess I'm free. 683 00:38:12,172 --> 00:38:17,093 Yeah. I mean, we don't have to if you have other stuff to do. 684 00:38:18,011 --> 00:38:21,222 Sure. Let's... let's do it. 685 00:38:21,847 --> 00:38:23,265 Okay. 686 00:38:33,734 --> 00:38:36,987 [dribbling continues] 687 00:38:38,988 --> 00:38:41,698 [Whitney] All right. So this one, 688 00:38:41,699 --> 00:38:43,951 spin around until you're dizzy, five times. 689 00:38:43,952 --> 00:38:44,911 Okay. 690 00:38:44,912 --> 00:38:48,580 And then your feet are off the ground, 691 00:38:48,581 --> 00:38:50,874 you have to yell, "Ow!" 692 00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:56,921 Okay? Ready? One, two, three, 693 00:38:56,922 --> 00:39:02,426 four, five. Ow! Oh! 694 00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:05,764 [Cara] Oh, you made it! Oh, yes! 695 00:39:06,098 --> 00:39:08,517 Your turn. Exact same thing. 696 00:39:09,601 --> 00:39:12,854 Let's do it. Five times, jump, 697 00:39:12,855 --> 00:39:16,857 feet off the ground, shout. 698 00:39:16,858 --> 00:39:20,694 [indistinct] 699 00:39:20,695 --> 00:39:23,364 ♪ ♪ ♪ 700 00:39:25,741 --> 00:39:27,034 H-O-R. 701 00:39:28,077 --> 00:39:30,913 [Whitney on recorder] Was that you laughing? 702 00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:33,039 [Asher on recorder] It was me, but she completely 703 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,748 misrepresented what I was doing. 704 00:39:34,749 --> 00:39:36,500 I was telling him he had to remove her. 705 00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:38,336 That's why I was pointing. 706 00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:42,423 [Whitney on recorder] You were patting him on the back. 707 00:39:42,424 --> 00:39:43,883 [Asher on recorder] I was being friendly 708 00:39:43,884 --> 00:39:45,676 because I was trying to persuade him. 709 00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:47,846 It was extremely uncomfortable. 710 00:39:49,598 --> 00:39:51,056 [Whitney on recorder] Why didn't you just 711 00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:52,558 stop her yourself? 712 00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:55,352 Was that you laughing? 713 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,146 [Asher on recorder] It was me, but she completely 714 00:39:58,147 --> 00:39:59,772 misrepresented what I was doing. 715 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:01,232 I was telling him we need to remove her. 716 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:03,027 That's why I was pointing. 717 00:40:03,694 --> 00:40:05,528 [Whitney on recorder] You were patting him on the back. 718 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:08,656 But there's some makeup that you can wear in the water 719 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,282 so when you swim, 720 00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:12,243 it will stay on after, 721 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,578 and you can wear it for the rest of the month 722 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,830 and you never have to replace it. 723 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,625 But how does it stick? 724 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,044 I don't know. It just does. It sticks on your skin. 725 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,379 [girl screams] Oh, my God! Josie! 726 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:29,176 Ms. Donna! Are you okay? 727 00:40:31,094 --> 00:40:33,305 We need a teacher! 728 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:36,516 Josie, are you okay? 729 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:40,103 No, it hurts. 730 00:40:40,979 --> 00:40:43,732 ♪ ♪ ♪ 55276

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