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Este es el Rockin' Roger Morning Show,
tarde en la noche edici�n.
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CMJ se nos viene encima,
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as� que si te gusta la m�sica en vivo -
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Y yo se lo que quieren -
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usted querr� obtener
sus pulseras antes de que sea demasiado tarde.
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And speaking of too late,
it's never too late to say you're sorry.
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And right now,
i wanna dedicate this next song
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to all the lovely ladies
in Rockin' Roger's rock 'n' roll past.
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And, ladies,
if you're burning and itching,
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you might wanna see a doctor,
immediately.
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Time is ticking
It's almost done
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What we hated we've become
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By the pricking of my thumbs
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Something wicked
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This way comes
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I'm coming to get you
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I'm coming to get you
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I'm coming to get you
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High
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I dropped the needle
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Pick it up
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Don't you worry
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You're old enough
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Times are changing'
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So am I
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Times are wastin'
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It's time to die
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I'm coming to get you
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I'm coming to get you
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I'm coming to get you
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High
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- That's not what I'm saying, Joey.
- What are you saying, Jeff?
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I'm saying
that you should be firing me.
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- So you're quitting.
- I'm not quitting.
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Why do you keep saying that?
I'm not. No, what I'm saying is,
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as your manager,
i am advising you to fire your manager.
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- That's all I'm...
- Okay. I can't fire you.
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CMJ's in 10 days.
You said we had a showcase gig
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with industry insiders and A&R guys...
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Movers and shakers, right.
Was i drinking when i said that?
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- You're always drinking.
- See? You should totally fire me.
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Montreal, land of Hugo's birth.
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Many women will be very pleased
to hear of my return.
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Yeah, no matter how long
you go away,
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you always come back.
You're like herpes.
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- Hugo's not like herpes.
- Hugo's a lot like herpes.
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- No, he's not.
- Very similar.
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- Where's Joey and Jennifer?
- Joey's talking to Jeff,
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- Jennifer's talking to some scary guy.
- What scary guy?
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Oh. He is kinda creepy.
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Yeah, he is.
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Let's just face it, Joey.
We're both getting
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- a little long in the tooth.
- What the hell does that mean?
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All right, here's your beers.
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- Oh, we didn't order these.
- Oh, no, no.
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It's, uh... it's on the house.
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- Well, thank you very much.
- Yeah, not you. You have to pay.
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'Course, yeah.
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Hang on. One second.
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Okay. How much is it?
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- That'll do, thanks.
- Oh. Uh, twen...
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Twenty.
That's nice for free beer.
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Hey, you know,
i know how you're feeling, though.
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You're getting old. Hmm?
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I'm getting old.
Rock 'n' roll is getting old.
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Have you considered,
uh, Japanese hip hop?
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Ja... I'm not Japanese.
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Yeah. No, i guess
it's not really right for you.
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But it's a shame,
'cause it's gonna be huge.
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Oh, sorry. Hang on a sec.
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Konichiwa.
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You know what, Joey?
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I'm gonna have to take this,
uh... outside.
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And then I'm gonna have to go home.
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Okay.
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Hey, have another round.
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Thanks.
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It's tough watching a weasel like that
crush another man's dreams.
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A man's gotta have his dreams.
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Yeah. I should get back
to the band. Thanks.
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Band can wait, Joey.
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I know you?
How'd you know my name?
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Oh, i can read your mind.
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Wow. What am i thinking right now?
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This bartender is crazy.
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You're good.
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You're afraid of being a loser
the rest of your life.
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Too late for you,
too late for the band...
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I would say you're 30 pounds
of junk food and a retail job away
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from killing yourself.
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Just a guess.
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Thanks for the drink.
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- So how'd it go with Jeff?
- Uh, great. You know, great.
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He's really excited
about the New York show.
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Says there's gonna be a lot
of industry insiders,
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- movers and... shakers.
- Right.
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So what hotel
are we staying at tonight?
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It's such a nice night,
I thought we'd save some money,
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- sleep in the bus.
- No.
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First of all, it's not a bus,
it's a hearse. And...
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We're sleeping
in the hearse tonight?
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- Just for tonight, okay?
- That sucks.
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Could you give us a second,
please?
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I've given you 10 years.
Now i gotta sleep with Hugo?
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Look, I'll meet up with you guys
in the morning, okay?
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I'm going out with some friends.
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That is a friend of yours?
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Oh, I'm sorry,
is that any of your business?
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Yeah, he looks like a junkie
from hell, for Christ's sakes.
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- Don't you have a girlfriend?
- This is about the band!
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Yeah, it always is.
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We have a six-hour drive tomorrow,
Jennifer.
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Yeah, and i don't wanna sleep
in the hearse.
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- The hearse smells like drummer.
- I heard that.
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- I'm going to a party.
- Fine.
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But we're leaving at noon tomorrow,
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with or without you.
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Fine. I'll see you then.
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Fine.
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Wait.
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If you're going to a party,
give these out...
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They got the new... website on them.
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- Maybe you should go with her.
- She can handle herself.
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She didn't invite you, huh?
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Can we load the gear, please?
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Yes, Joey, we can.
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Don't touch me.
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Bas the terrible danger
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That surrounds us
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Become like a drug
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Are we more like strangers
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In a glasshouse
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We're rich with the blood
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How can you leave the black out
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You're only flesh and bone
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Flesh and bone
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When a blanket of winter's
all around us
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We have to stay warm
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When there's no one there
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You can count on
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You have to transform
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How can you leave
the black out
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Well, this sucks.
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- Where is she?
- She probably hitched a ride
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- with The Itchies.
- She'll be here. I know women.
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- We're gonna miss sound check.
- I hope she's okay.
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- She's okay. She's always okay.
- She just doesn't care.
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- This is why I broke up with her.
- She dumped you.
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Yeah, for being an insensitive prick.
Her words, not mine.
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Screw it. Hugo, you're on bass.
Let's roll.
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Every time I turn around
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There's people letting me down
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And everywhere that I go
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Well no one ever wants to know
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Look I'm tired of the scene
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Living such stale dreams
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I don't wanna get involved
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No I just wanna be dissolved
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It's the same old thing
I see there's nothing in here
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It's the same old place
Is this a feature of the world
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It's the same old thing
Every time I turn around
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It's the same old daze
And everywhere that I go
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- It's the same old place
- Copy that.
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Could someone tell Susan
she has visitors?
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Hi, honey.
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What are you doing here?
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You look good.
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What are you doing here?
I'm working.
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Yeah, i know. Um...
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we hit a little snag.
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You want money.
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Why... why are you being like that?
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- You don't want money?
- Yeah, i want money,
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but there's no reason
to be cruel and weird about it.
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I am not being cruel and weird.
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Yeah, you are.
You're being cruel and weird,
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- making me feel like total shit.
- I can't do this right now.
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- Neither can l.
- Fine. Then leave.
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- Fine, i will. Thanks.
- Fine.
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Are you... coming to the show
tonight, or...?
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Will Junkie Slut be coming?
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No. As a matter of fact,
Jennifer won't be joining us.
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We left her in Montreal.
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Maybe I'll come.
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Where are the rest of the retards,
anyway?
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Oh, your friend with the headset
said that they could...
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Hi, Susan.
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They're really hungry,
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what with us having no money and all,
but it's cool.
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You're working
and i should go anyways.
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- Okay, let's get first team in.
- I gotta go.
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Okay. It's okay.
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There's about 100 bucks in my purse,
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in my room. Just take it.
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- I'm ashamed.
- Yeah, you should be.
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- Okay.
- And Joey...
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Yeah?
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Put me on the list tonight.
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I... I will.
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For sure. Okay...
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I gotta go.
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Final touches!
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That sounded super.
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We cool?
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No, but thanks anyway.
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That sounded like shit.
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Jennifer?
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Well, uh, you look... different.
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- I'm not different.
I'm the exact same person.
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No, i-i-i just meant, like,
your hair and your...
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Nope. No, I'm the same old Jennifer.
Nothing different here.
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Okay... How'd you get here?
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- I hitched a ride with The Itchies.
- Where are they?
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Oh, they should be here... soon.
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Unless something terrible
happens to them.
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- What?
- They said they couldn't make it.
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Okay, i don't understand.
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They drove you from Montreal to Toronto
and then decided not to play?
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- Yeah, they're totally crazy.
- Who cares? They totally suck.
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- Welcome back, Jen.
- You were missed.
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You look different.
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Eddie Van Helsing?!
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Where's Queeny?
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Soon it will be dark again.
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Kill me.
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lt doesn't have to be like this.
You can be saved.
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Just tell me where the queen is,
and I'll let you live.
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You can't save me, vampire hunter.
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You couldn't even save
your own woman.
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Burn in hell, Nosferatu.
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Well, there has to be some mistake.
I'm the singer's girlfriend?
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- Sure you are.
- What's that supposed to mean?
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lt means 10 bucks.
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- Look...
- Hey, aren't you that girl
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- from Space Raiders?
- Yes.
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You can totally afford 10 bucks.
The money goes to the band.
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Let me in the fucking club.
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Don't know how to begin
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Open road is closing in
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We're getting far
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From where we've been
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And where we're going
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And where we going anyway
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Don't know how to explain
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Open road's expecting rain
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We're getting far
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From where we came
and where we're going
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And where we going anyway
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going nowhere
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Coming down
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going nowhere
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Going nowhere
Coming down
254
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,917
I went to the crossroad
255
00:17:56,085 --> 00:17:59,378
Fell down on my knees
256
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,092
I went to the crossroad
257
00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:13,802
Oh, hi, Joey.
258
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,595
You! What the hell
are you doing here?
259
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,389
Wait. What the hell am i doing here?
260
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,015
Wait... Where the hell are we, man?
261
00:18:22,183 --> 00:18:24,642
Well, clearly,
we are at a crossroads in your life.
262
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:26,434
What?
263
00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:30,186
We don't have a lot of time.
No, you don't have a lot of time.
264
00:18:30,354 --> 00:18:32,104
l, on the other hand, have lots.
265
00:18:32,272 --> 00:18:34,438
That's great. Um...
266
00:18:34,606 --> 00:18:36,399
how do i get out of here?
267
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:38,942
You have a decision to make,
a tough one.
268
00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:43,153
But i think if you look all around you,
the answer's right in front of you.
269
00:18:43,319 --> 00:18:46,112
And who are you,
my fairy godmother from hell?
270
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,489
No, it's not who i am,
it's who you are.
271
00:18:52,449 --> 00:18:54,159
Who are you, man?
272
00:18:54,326 --> 00:18:55,826
What the hell's going on?
273
00:18:55,994 --> 00:18:57,618
Didn't nobody seem to know me
274
00:18:57,786 --> 00:18:59,453
Who are you?!
275
00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:01,036
I'm Hugo!
276
00:19:01,204 --> 00:19:02,871
Hugo.
277
00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:06,165
- Ah, shit, my head!
- Yeah, Susan hit you with a bottle.
278
00:19:06,332 --> 00:19:08,332
- She what?
- Hey, he's alive.
279
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,376
What the hell was that?!
280
00:19:11,544 --> 00:19:12,752
What?
281
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,171
Whoa, she clocked you pretty hard.
You've been out for a while.
282
00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:19,213
- I have?
- Did you notice anything different
283
00:19:19,381 --> 00:19:22,382
- about tonight's performance?
- What do you mean?
284
00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:23,757
Jennifer. Did you see that?!
285
00:19:23,925 --> 00:19:26,135
Sorry, Tyler, I'm a little distracted
about my girlfriend
286
00:19:26,303 --> 00:19:28,970
- throwing a beer bottle at me.
- I think it's pretty safe
287
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:31,971
- to call her your ex-girlfriend now.
- We're talking about Jennifer?
288
00:19:32,139 --> 00:19:34,471
What the hell?
289
00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:36,182
How are you doing, guys?
290
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,724
Nice set.
291
00:19:37,892 --> 00:19:39,975
- Thanks.
- What's with the, uh, flashlight?
292
00:19:40,143 --> 00:19:42,977
- lt keeps the dark away.
- At least you're not a cop.
293
00:19:43,145 --> 00:19:44,687
What, are you afraid of the dark?
294
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:48,063
We should all be afraid of darkness.
295
00:19:48,231 --> 00:19:49,815
I'm afraid of spiders.
296
00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:51,648
They are... no good.
297
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,611
I really like your bass player.
She around?
298
00:19:57,778 --> 00:19:58,944
Haven't seen her.
Where's Jennifer?
299
00:19:59,112 --> 00:20:01,362
I don't know.
She said she was really hungry.
300
00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:04,156
- She went to get something to eat.
- Oh, shit.
301
00:20:04,324 --> 00:20:06,157
I didn't want to hear that!
302
00:20:06,325 --> 00:20:08,532
- Oh, god...
- That was weird.
303
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,451
I'm telling you, man,
304
00:20:10,619 --> 00:20:12,911
something really strange
happened tonight.
305
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,453
- What?
- People were really receptive!
306
00:20:14,621 --> 00:20:15,996
That's not so strange, Tyler.
307
00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:19,539
I've been trying to channel
a lot of shit in my life
308
00:20:19,707 --> 00:20:22,374
- into our shows lately...
- Not to you. To Jennifer.
309
00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:26,418
You were unconscious at the time?
We got an encore!
310
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:28,419
- Huh. We did?
- Yeah!
311
00:20:28,587 --> 00:20:31,630
Things are finally starting to work
for us, man!
312
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,215
- I cannot wait for Buffalo!
- Oh, Buffalo.
313
00:20:34,382 --> 00:20:36,799
- No.
- I promised Beef one more show.
314
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:38,550
- goddammit.
- Hey.
315
00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:41,927
- What?
- Find Jennifer. Now.
316
00:20:42,094 --> 00:20:45,428
Je... l... But...
317
00:20:52,809 --> 00:20:55,393
Try as I might
318
00:20:56,853 --> 00:21:00,103
Shadows are forming
319
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,522
Night after night
320
00:21:03,689 --> 00:21:06,523
What can I do
321
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:12,236
Baby when you come home
322
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:15,362
I'm never gonna let you leave me
323
00:21:15,529 --> 00:21:17,571
Alone
324
00:21:18,907 --> 00:21:21,115
Without my man
325
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:26,744
Low knows I'm doing
326
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,579
The best I can
327
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,834
Ooh
I know my man
328
00:21:40,002 --> 00:21:43,169
Works for a living
329
00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:47,380
I know my man
330
00:21:47,547 --> 00:21:50,173
He works for me
331
00:21:52,509 --> 00:21:57,636
Ooh
I know I will
332
00:21:57,804 --> 00:22:00,972
Always forgive him
333
00:22:01,139 --> 00:22:03,139
All I can say
334
00:22:03,848 --> 00:22:06,890
All I can see
335
00:22:09,143 --> 00:22:12,185
Baby when you come home
336
00:22:12,353 --> 00:22:15,813
I'm never gonna let you leave me
337
00:22:15,981 --> 00:22:17,397
Alone
338
00:22:18,774 --> 00:22:20,190
Without my man
339
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:25,776
Low knows I'm doing
340
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:29,445
The best I can
341
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:34,115
I'm still alone
342
00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:36,574
Without my man
343
00:22:54,501 --> 00:22:56,751
Change has come
344
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,755
Change with me
345
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,425
Whatever's meant to be
346
00:23:07,592 --> 00:23:10,634
Will be
347
00:23:14,221 --> 00:23:17,888
Whatever's meant to be
348
00:23:18,056 --> 00:23:19,807
Will be
349
00:23:24,394 --> 00:23:26,394
hey little girl
350
00:23:26,562 --> 00:23:29,145
You're all...
351
00:23:29,313 --> 00:23:31,354
right
352
00:23:40,737 --> 00:23:43,321
If one of us goes further
353
00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:46,155
We ain't never gonna make it
354
00:23:46,323 --> 00:23:48,531
take it back
355
00:23:48,699 --> 00:23:51,158
Yeah baby
356
00:23:52,117 --> 00:23:54,826
If one of us goes further
357
00:23:54,994 --> 00:23:58,954
We ain't never gonna make it
take it back
358
00:24:00,122 --> 00:24:02,663
Yeah sugar
359
00:24:02,831 --> 00:24:05,040
Hey, we got 10 comments
on the website.
360
00:24:05,207 --> 00:24:08,083
- Really? What do they say?
- They're from the Toronto show.
361
00:24:08,251 --> 00:24:11,377
Bob779, he says,
"The bass player is totally hot."
362
00:24:11,545 --> 00:24:14,296
- Hey, that's... that's positive.
- Hey, they're all about Jennifer.
363
00:24:14,464 --> 00:24:17,797
- All... all of them?
- No, wait, there's one about you here.
364
00:24:17,965 --> 00:24:20,716
"The lead singer of The Winners
should step down
365
00:24:20,883 --> 00:24:24,676
- "and let the real star..."
- Yeah, i get it. That's good.
366
00:24:24,844 --> 00:24:26,969
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- That's perfect.
367
00:24:27,137 --> 00:24:29,888
We're not gonna get across the border
with a junkie.
368
00:24:30,056 --> 00:24:31,513
Everyone be cool. We're here.
369
00:24:31,681 --> 00:24:33,557
- We're going to the jail.
- Shut up.
370
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:45,146
- Good afternoon, sir!
How are you?
371
00:24:45,314 --> 00:24:47,065
Pull over to the side, please, sir.
372
00:24:47,231 --> 00:24:49,649
- Certainly. ls there some sort...
- Are you deaf?
373
00:24:49,816 --> 00:24:51,149
Pull it over now!
374
00:25:12,788 --> 00:25:14,537
Leave them for me.
375
00:25:44,222 --> 00:25:46,180
Passports.
376
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:55,269
Okay.
377
00:25:58,813 --> 00:26:00,480
Well, girlie's...
378
00:26:02,232 --> 00:26:03,731
any drugs in the vehicle?
379
00:26:03,899 --> 00:26:06,024
No. None.
380
00:26:07,402 --> 00:26:08,734
What about you, miss?
381
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,319
What's your citizenship?
382
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:13,238
We're Canadian.
She's an American...
383
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,571
- Am i speaking to you?! Huh?
- No, sir.
384
00:26:16,739 --> 00:26:19,239
- Miss?
- American.
385
00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:24,910
Are you under the influence
of any narcotics, miss?
386
00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:32,539
Wanna lose the glasses?
387
00:26:32,706 --> 00:26:35,624
l, uh... I'm a bit...
I'm sensitive to the light.
388
00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:39,961
I had a bit too much to drink
at the gig last night. Ahem.
389
00:26:40,128 --> 00:26:41,378
Gig?
390
00:26:41,546 --> 00:26:44,338
- Are you in a band?
- Yeah.
391
00:26:44,506 --> 00:26:46,423
Sweet! i used to play in a band!
392
00:26:46,590 --> 00:26:49,966
Really? What kind of stuff did you...
393
00:26:53,927 --> 00:26:56,928
Takes me back. Rock on, dudes.
394
00:26:57,096 --> 00:26:59,096
Have a good one.
395
00:26:59,264 --> 00:27:00,556
Thank you.
396
00:27:20,942 --> 00:27:22,400
'Morning, sir.
397
00:27:22,568 --> 00:27:23,818
Citizenship?
398
00:27:23,986 --> 00:27:25,110
American.
399
00:27:25,278 --> 00:27:27,486
What was the purpose
of your trip to Canada?
400
00:27:27,654 --> 00:27:30,280
Uh... yes...
401
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:31,823
Hunting.
402
00:27:31,991 --> 00:27:34,408
Any weapons in the vehicle, sir?
403
00:27:34,576 --> 00:27:37,950
Oh, yeah, yeah, lots of weapons!
404
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,453
Welcome home.
405
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:44,371
I just need something
to calm my stomach.
406
00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:46,706
Yeah, we're gonna miss sound check.
407
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:48,748
I have to make pee.
408
00:28:21,518 --> 00:28:23,393
Hey, i have to make pee.
409
00:28:27,522 --> 00:28:28,729
There you go.
410
00:28:46,573 --> 00:28:48,199
How you doing?
411
00:28:48,366 --> 00:28:50,909
I'm thirsty.
412
00:28:51,076 --> 00:28:53,118
Maybe i can buy you a drink.
413
00:28:53,286 --> 00:28:55,369
I get off at 4 A.M.
414
00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:59,663
I'm thirsty now.
415
00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:07,126
I got a drink right here.
416
00:29:07,294 --> 00:29:08,877
You wanna suck?
417
00:29:09,045 --> 00:29:11,378
Yeah.
418
00:29:13,172 --> 00:29:14,672
Yeah, i do.
419
00:29:32,141 --> 00:29:33,558
It's not just me, man.
420
00:29:33,725 --> 00:29:35,517
- Buffalo..
- What's so bad
421
00:29:35,684 --> 00:29:37,476
- about playing in Buffalo?
- The Secretaries?
422
00:29:37,644 --> 00:29:39,143
- Who?
- The Secretaries of Steak?
423
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:42,354
lf you wanna play Buffalo,
you open for The Secretaries.
424
00:29:42,522 --> 00:29:46,106
- And they're bad.
- Yes. But that's not why we hate them.
425
00:29:46,274 --> 00:29:47,690
Their fans are rabid.
426
00:29:47,858 --> 00:29:50,984
They pelt the opening act
with an assortment of raw meats.
427
00:29:51,152 --> 00:29:55,027
Meat? Like... like real,
really real meat?
428
00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:58,571
Yeah, like real, raw, bloody meat.
429
00:30:12,622 --> 00:30:14,205
It's not what it looks like.
430
00:30:14,373 --> 00:30:16,957
Don't be scared.
431
00:30:17,124 --> 00:30:18,916
You... drank the guy!
432
00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:21,125
I know. Hugo, I'm sick.
433
00:30:21,293 --> 00:30:22,710
I have...
434
00:30:22,878 --> 00:30:24,710
I have a sickness.
I can't help myself.
435
00:30:24,878 --> 00:30:26,711
You have to help me, Hugo.
436
00:30:26,879 --> 00:30:28,255
Help you what?
437
00:30:28,422 --> 00:30:30,548
I need you to dismember this body
and hide it.
438
00:30:36,553 --> 00:30:38,553
Okay, this is stupid.
Where are they?
439
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,137
- Maybe there's a line.
- There's no other cars.
440
00:30:46,099 --> 00:30:48,599
Ah... Hey...
441
00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:51,893
I had dream you were like...
a monster.
442
00:30:52,061 --> 00:30:54,645
Monster? Hugo, that's silly.
443
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,938
I'm not a monster.
444
00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:59,397
I'm your master.
445
00:30:59,565 --> 00:31:02,566
And you have a lot
of cleaning up to do.
446
00:31:02,733 --> 00:31:04,400
Quoi?
447
00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:08,944
Stop screaming!
448
00:31:09,112 --> 00:31:11,445
You're gonna eat Hugo?
449
00:31:11,613 --> 00:31:13,572
No..
No, i'm not.
450
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:16,364
I'm not gonna eat Hugo.
I'm gonna help Hugo.
451
00:31:16,532 --> 00:31:19,074
And Hugo is gonna help me.
452
00:31:19,242 --> 00:31:21,450
Listen, it'll be fun. Okay?
453
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,661
And then, if you do a good job,
454
00:31:23,829 --> 00:31:26,704
I'll make you an immortal
at the end of the tour.
455
00:31:26,871 --> 00:31:28,747
You mean like...
456
00:31:28,915 --> 00:31:30,873
Hugo live forever?
457
00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:32,915
Or Hugo will die in five seconds.
458
00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:37,418
I'm going to need my hacksaw.
459
00:31:37,586 --> 00:31:39,169
Ibrought it.
460
00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:45,089
Okay, that's it. I'm going in there.
461
00:31:46,633 --> 00:31:48,091
Hey, guys.
462
00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:52,968
All right, here's...
463
00:31:53,136 --> 00:31:55,262
your sandwich,
464
00:31:57,431 --> 00:31:59,264
your chips,
465
00:31:59,432 --> 00:32:00,889
and Pepsi.
466
00:32:01,057 --> 00:32:03,309
Wow, you're feeling better.
467
00:32:03,475 --> 00:32:06,267
I had some antacid.
Calmed my stomach down.
468
00:32:06,435 --> 00:32:08,352
That's a relief. Where's Hugo?
469
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,979
He'll be any second.
He, uh, got a nosebleed.
470
00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:15,315
- Hugo doesn't do drugs.
- Dry climate in Buffalo.
471
00:32:20,861 --> 00:32:22,776
- We need to go.
- That's quite a nosebleed.
472
00:32:22,944 --> 00:32:24,485
- You okay there, Bud?
- Everything's normal.
473
00:32:24,653 --> 00:32:27,071
Good enough for me. Let's go.
474
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:37,660
This is Rockin' Roger
and you're listening to KCUS.
475
00:32:37,828 --> 00:32:40,286
Touch yourself,
touch your friends, but...
476
00:32:40,454 --> 00:32:42,996
... don't touch that dial.
477
00:32:53,420 --> 00:32:57,254
All rise for The Secretaries
of Steak!
478
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,513
I said war
479
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,097
Not the war in my head
480
00:33:15,265 --> 00:33:18,683
Who will be held accountable
481
00:33:18,851 --> 00:33:20,934
For the dead
482
00:33:21,102 --> 00:33:25,604
And why must I be paid to kill
483
00:33:25,772 --> 00:33:27,647
And sin
484
00:33:27,814 --> 00:33:31,315
As I slash his throat against my will
485
00:33:31,483 --> 00:33:34,776
Out he froze his life
486
00:33:34,943 --> 00:33:36,526
God chose it
487
00:33:36,694 --> 00:33:37,986
I'm...
488
00:33:38,153 --> 00:33:40,488
Inside of this lonely grave
489
00:33:40,656 --> 00:33:43,031
And no one was saved
490
00:33:43,199 --> 00:33:46,281
And still I bleed
491
00:33:46,449 --> 00:33:48,866
And still
I bleed
492
00:33:49,034 --> 00:33:50,785
And still I bleed
493
00:33:50,952 --> 00:33:53,787
And still
I bleed
494
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:03,166
Why do they throw meat?
495
00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:12,463
They're all about Jennifer again.
496
00:34:12,631 --> 00:34:15,215
They say she's mesmerizing.
497
00:34:15,383 --> 00:34:18,133
We got 40 hits on the website
and they're all about Jennifer?
498
00:34:18,301 --> 00:34:19,801
That's 'cause she's totally hot,
499
00:34:19,968 --> 00:34:21,343
and you totally suck.
500
00:34:23,011 --> 00:34:25,512
- Why do they throw meat?
- Hugo!
501
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,639
Roll another.
I'm approaching enlightenment.
502
00:34:28,807 --> 00:34:31,224
We are without papers.
503
00:34:31,392 --> 00:34:33,892
Jennifer has the papers.
504
00:34:37,061 --> 00:34:39,478
I'll go get 'em.
505
00:34:42,356 --> 00:34:44,981
- No. I'll go.
- No, dude.
506
00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:47,900
I'm the biggest fucking rock star
in Buffalo. Chicks dig me.
507
00:34:48,068 --> 00:34:50,485
- I'll go.
- Yeah, but I know where they are, so...
508
00:34:52,569 --> 00:34:54,569
i should just probably go myself.
509
00:34:54,737 --> 00:34:57,655
- What's the problem, Frenchie?
- What did you call me?
510
00:34:57,823 --> 00:34:59,281
Frenchie? Little Frenchie?
511
00:34:59,449 --> 00:35:02,033
Don't-speak-da-English Frenchie?
512
00:35:03,743 --> 00:35:06,661
- Have a nice time.
- I will, you bitch.
513
00:35:09,746 --> 00:35:10,912
Douche.
514
00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:18,709
Oh.
If one of us goes further
515
00:35:18,876 --> 00:35:22,294
We ain't never gonna make it
Hello, Angel.
516
00:35:22,462 --> 00:35:24,379
You wanna come inside?
517
00:35:24,547 --> 00:35:26,796
Yeah baby
518
00:35:28,548 --> 00:35:30,549
As long as you're on the pill.
519
00:35:35,678 --> 00:35:37,052
Oh, hello.
520
00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:43,097
Oh, my god, you smell so good.
521
00:35:43,265 --> 00:35:45,724
It's about fucking time
someone noticed.
522
00:35:45,891 --> 00:35:49,143
You know what?
I taste really good, too.
523
00:35:49,310 --> 00:35:51,561
- Really?
- Yeah.
524
00:35:51,729 --> 00:35:54,271
You wanna meet baby beef?
525
00:36:02,401 --> 00:36:06,527
- What the hell was that?
- Uh, television! lt was television!
526
00:36:06,695 --> 00:36:10,488
Hey, assholes!
Turn down your damn television!
527
00:36:10,655 --> 00:36:12,448
Hey, Hugo!
You wanna take it easy?
528
00:36:12,615 --> 00:36:14,866
What were you talking about?
Stopping...?
529
00:36:15,033 --> 00:36:17,450
- What?
- Stopping her?
530
00:36:17,617 --> 00:36:19,993
Oh, yeah, okay,
we're stopping at Victor's.
531
00:36:20,161 --> 00:36:23,078
- Nice.
- We need to record some new material.
532
00:36:23,246 --> 00:36:26,747
The showcase gig is gonna have
a lot of industry insiders,
533
00:36:26,914 --> 00:36:28,290
and A&R guys and...
534
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:29,915
Jennifer's got a new song.
535
00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:31,916
Yeah, I'm working on something.
536
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:34,333
Wow, you won't even listen to it.
537
00:36:34,501 --> 00:36:35,877
Who are you, Prince?
538
00:36:36,044 --> 00:36:39,795
- No. I'm just saying i write the songs.
- How's that been working for us?
539
00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:42,922
- What the hell does that mean?
- I'm gonna go check on those papers.
540
00:36:43,090 --> 00:36:45,591
It means maybe it's time
to give someone else a shot.
541
00:36:45,759 --> 00:36:48,259
Why are you so obsessed with Jennifer
all of a sudden?
542
00:36:48,427 --> 00:36:51,385
- Can't you see what's going on here?
- Yeah, i think i do see
543
00:36:51,553 --> 00:36:53,845
you're in love with her.
544
00:36:54,013 --> 00:36:56,889
- That's stupid.
- But it's true.
545
00:36:57,056 --> 00:36:59,307
- Shut up!
- But it's so obvious.
546
00:36:59,475 --> 00:37:01,266
Oh, what's obvious?
That i love Jennifer?
547
00:37:01,434 --> 00:37:03,726
What, are you completely
out of your fucking mind?
548
00:37:03,894 --> 00:37:05,934
Maybe I'm crazy
or maybe I'm just high,
549
00:37:06,102 --> 00:37:09,395
but as of right now, nothing seems
certain except for the fact
550
00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:11,021
that you love Jennifer.
551
00:37:11,189 --> 00:37:12,606
Joey still loves Jennifer.
552
00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:14,315
And Hugo loves Jennifer.
553
00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:17,317
Oh, my god, I'm in love with Jennifer.
554
00:37:19,110 --> 00:37:21,694
I don't know whether
it's 'cause she's hot
555
00:37:21,862 --> 00:37:24,779
or maybe it's 'cause
she's the only girl around,
556
00:37:24,946 --> 00:37:26,988
but... either way,
I'm totally smitten.
557
00:37:27,156 --> 00:37:29,073
Let's order some more food.
558
00:37:29,241 --> 00:37:30,616
Yeah.
559
00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:33,993
Jesus!
560
00:37:34,161 --> 00:37:36,745
Beef had to go home.
561
00:37:36,913 --> 00:37:38,454
Hugo. Hugo!
562
00:37:40,288 --> 00:37:43,498
- Where'd all that blood come from?
- From the show.
563
00:37:43,665 --> 00:37:46,958
You just left here clean and you come
back covered in mystery blood.
564
00:37:47,126 --> 00:37:49,710
You wanna tell me
what the fuck is going on?!
565
00:37:49,878 --> 00:37:51,920
You're stoned?
566
00:37:52,087 --> 00:37:53,295
Bye-bye.
567
00:37:55,048 --> 00:37:57,923
What are we smoking?
568
00:37:58,090 --> 00:37:59,089
PCP?
569
00:38:15,308 --> 00:38:17,725
Hey!
570
00:38:17,893 --> 00:38:19,143
Hey...
571
00:38:26,065 --> 00:38:27,731
Hey. Hello, my friend.
572
00:38:27,899 --> 00:38:29,565
You are my friend.
573
00:38:29,733 --> 00:38:31,942
You! You are my friend.
574
00:38:41,281 --> 00:38:42,989
Stop crying! I'm trying to eat!
575
00:38:43,157 --> 00:38:45,367
All right, what the hell is going...
576
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,285
It's not what it looks like.
577
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,703
You late Beef.
578
00:38:52,871 --> 00:38:55,664
Everyone be cool.
579
00:38:55,832 --> 00:38:58,165
Okay, we definitely smoked PCP.
580
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,792
- I can explain.
- You... you can explain?
581
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,501
You can explain why you're chewing
on a severed arm?
582
00:39:03,669 --> 00:39:07,920
- Oh, don't be such a drama queen.
- Drama queen?! You killed someone!
583
00:39:08,088 --> 00:39:11,297
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, now.
Everybody just chill a second.
584
00:39:11,465 --> 00:39:12,965
Nobody killed anybody.
585
00:39:13,132 --> 00:39:16,843
It's PCP!
We're just bad trippin', is all!
586
00:39:17,010 --> 00:39:18,009
Right, Jenny?
587
00:39:18,177 --> 00:39:21,761
No, this is real.
You had Hugo
588
00:39:21,929 --> 00:39:24,680
- cover your tracks, as usual.
- And you're an insensitive asshole
589
00:39:24,848 --> 00:39:26,764
who only cares about himself,
as usual!
590
00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:29,474
Do you think i wanna be
in this situation?!
591
00:39:29,642 --> 00:39:31,475
Think i know
who the hell you are anymore?!
592
00:39:31,643 --> 00:39:34,602
- Nobody likes a judge!
- Yeah, no one likes a vampire either.
593
00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:36,310
- Screw you, Joey!
- Screw me?!
594
00:39:36,478 --> 00:39:38,562
Screw me?!
You're out of the band, Jennifer!
595
00:39:38,729 --> 00:39:41,772
She's kinda the best thing
about this band right now?
596
00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:43,148
- Tyler...
- I'm just saying,
597
00:39:43,316 --> 00:39:45,149
maybe you should sleep on it.
598
00:39:45,317 --> 00:39:48,527
My god, you really ate Beef.
This is really happening.
599
00:39:50,112 --> 00:39:52,528
It's really happening.
600
00:40:02,034 --> 00:40:05,327
Okay, well...
we have to call the cops.
601
00:40:05,495 --> 00:40:08,872
Who are you?!
No one's calling the cops.
602
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:11,289
We're still a band,
not a bunch of narcs.
603
00:40:11,456 --> 00:40:14,999
- There's a dead body in the bathtub.
- And what are you gonna tell them?
604
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:16,667
"Oh, our bass player's a vampire?
605
00:40:16,835 --> 00:40:20,377
She just ate the most popular band
in Buffalo?" They'll lock you up.
606
00:40:20,545 --> 00:40:22,796
What happens on the road
stays on the road.
607
00:40:22,963 --> 00:40:25,006
Just shut up, okay?
Let me think.
608
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:28,838
- Do you have vampire powers?
- Da.
609
00:40:29,049 --> 00:40:33,093
- Really?
- Oh, yeah. I'm super fast.
610
00:40:33,261 --> 00:40:36,344
Super strong, and i can talk
to other vampires with my mind.
611
00:40:36,512 --> 00:40:38,138
Plus i can turn into fog.
612
00:40:38,306 --> 00:40:39,722
Get out!
613
00:40:41,099 --> 00:40:42,223
She ate The Itchies!
614
00:40:42,391 --> 00:40:45,975
- You ate The Itchies?!
- Holy shit, Jennifer!
615
00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:48,810
- I can explain.
- How?
616
00:40:48,978 --> 00:40:52,520
I have a problem.
But i'm still the same person inside.
617
00:40:52,688 --> 00:40:54,230
I'm still the same girl.
618
00:40:54,398 --> 00:40:55,856
I need help.
619
00:40:56,024 --> 00:40:58,024
I need you guys.
620
00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:43,257
All right,
I know it's been a long night.
621
00:41:43,425 --> 00:41:45,133
but if we're still playing
the showcase gig,
622
00:41:45,301 --> 00:41:47,092
we're gonna need
to set some ground rules.
623
00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:49,344
- Okay.
- What kind of ground rules?
624
00:41:49,511 --> 00:41:51,595
under no circumstances
625
00:41:51,763 --> 00:41:56,014
may you make any other member
of this band into a vampire.
626
00:41:56,182 --> 00:41:59,725
- She promised me immortality.
- Yeah, life's about disappointment.
627
00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:02,976
- Rule number one's bullshit!
- Hugo...
628
00:42:03,144 --> 00:42:04,937
no more killing.
629
00:42:05,104 --> 00:42:06,895
All right?
lf you need blood,
630
00:42:07,063 --> 00:42:10,356
we'll... we'll pull over
and you can suck on a cow.
631
00:42:10,523 --> 00:42:12,899
- Will that work?
- It's a deal-breaker, okay?
632
00:42:13,067 --> 00:42:15,651
- No more mur...
- No more murders.
633
00:42:15,818 --> 00:42:18,944
- All right, fine. i'll try cow blood.
It might work.
634
00:42:19,111 --> 00:42:21,904
Might work.
Didn't think to try it first, just...
635
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:23,321
You're judging again.
636
00:42:23,489 --> 00:42:27,114
total honesty from this point on.
637
00:42:27,282 --> 00:42:28,908
No more secrets.
638
00:42:29,075 --> 00:42:31,159
You mean like Jeff quitting?
639
00:42:31,327 --> 00:42:32,952
Jeff quit?
640
00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:37,996
Yeah, Jeff quit, okay? I lied.
But it was for the good of the band.
641
00:42:38,164 --> 00:42:40,997
Jeff quit? Well, what about
our big industry insider show,
642
00:42:41,165 --> 00:42:44,958
with all the movers and shakers?
Why are we even bothering to go?
643
00:42:46,919 --> 00:42:48,335
I don't know anymore.
644
00:42:50,087 --> 00:42:53,088
Lighten up, man. We'll go.
645
00:42:53,255 --> 00:42:55,631
It's not like anyone
has anything else to do.
646
00:42:55,799 --> 00:42:58,548
Besides, people are starting
to show up at these gigs.
647
00:42:58,716 --> 00:43:01,926
I mean, this vampire thing
might even help us.
648
00:43:03,095 --> 00:43:04,970
Can... you wash your hands?
649
00:43:05,137 --> 00:43:06,887
I did.
650
00:43:07,055 --> 00:43:08,389
Again?
651
00:43:12,392 --> 00:43:15,392
This is the Rockin' Roger
Morning Show, late-night edition.
652
00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:18,560
And right now,
l'd like to thank our sponsors:
653
00:43:18,728 --> 00:43:22,145
sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.
654
00:43:22,313 --> 00:43:24,064
Ahhh... me likey.
655
00:43:24,232 --> 00:43:27,065
She almost left town yesterday
656
00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:33,193
She had everything she would say
657
00:43:36,571 --> 00:43:39,572
About all the things I've done wrong
658
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:44,993
how they just made her strong
659
00:43:48,744 --> 00:43:51,620
I almost killed you last night
660
00:43:51,788 --> 00:43:53,122
She said
661
00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:58,417
I almost killed you last night
662
00:43:58,583 --> 00:43:59,667
Dead
663
00:43:59,835 --> 00:44:04,168
I almost ended your life
664
00:44:04,336 --> 00:44:07,587
It was so close it hurts
665
00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:13,925
So close it hurts
666
00:44:14,093 --> 00:44:16,176
So...
667
00:44:18,804 --> 00:44:22,345
She always stood up for herself
668
00:44:25,098 --> 00:44:28,182
She never been anywhere else
669
00:44:31,185 --> 00:44:33,561
Everybody told her to leave
670
00:44:37,105 --> 00:44:39,981
And somehow no one believed
671
00:44:41,107 --> 00:44:42,774
then she said
672
00:44:42,942 --> 00:44:46,359
I almost killed you last night
673
00:44:46,527 --> 00:44:48,361
She said...
674
00:44:50,530 --> 00:44:53,530
So, uh...
what took you guys so long tonight?
675
00:44:53,697 --> 00:44:58,241
We loaded the gear
and then Hugo wanted to stop for tacos.
676
00:44:58,409 --> 00:44:59,867
Tacos?
677
00:45:00,452 --> 00:45:03,286
Tacos.
678
00:45:03,454 --> 00:45:04,870
Yep.
679
00:45:05,038 --> 00:45:09,414
- So, uh, you didn't eat anyone, then?
- No.
680
00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:12,790
- You sure?
- I did not eat anyone.
681
00:45:12,958 --> 00:45:14,167
All right. Good.
682
00:45:16,169 --> 00:45:18,044
Does Victor know we're coming?
683
00:45:18,211 --> 00:45:21,004
lf he knew, he'd say,
"Come back when we have money."
684
00:45:21,172 --> 00:45:23,088
What makes you think
he's not gonna say that anyways?
685
00:45:23,256 --> 00:45:25,631
Yeah, I'm trying to avoid thinking
at this point.
686
00:45:27,008 --> 00:45:29,842
Joey...
687
00:45:30,010 --> 00:45:31,509
I'm sorry.
688
00:45:31,677 --> 00:45:33,552
I'm sorry, too, okay?
689
00:45:34,971 --> 00:45:38,346
Tyler says you got a new song.
690
00:45:38,514 --> 00:45:39,765
Yeah.
691
00:45:41,558 --> 00:45:44,641
- You sure you didn't eat anyone?
- Oh, for Christ's sake!
692
00:45:44,809 --> 00:45:47,226
Okay. I'm just asking.
693
00:45:47,394 --> 00:45:50,062
Maybe when we get to Victor's,
694
00:45:50,229 --> 00:45:52,104
we'll try your song.
695
00:45:52,272 --> 00:45:54,731
Mine's a... Mine sucks.
696
00:45:56,275 --> 00:45:57,733
Okay, cool.
697
00:45:59,693 --> 00:46:02,109
But I'm still the leader of the band.
698
00:46:02,277 --> 00:46:05,070
Aye-aye, Captain.
699
00:46:05,237 --> 00:46:07,362
So close it hurts...
700
00:46:34,545 --> 00:46:36,088
Doesn't look like anyone's home.
701
00:46:36,254 --> 00:46:37,963
He's always home.
702
00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:46,427
Joey Winner.
703
00:46:46,595 --> 00:46:47,594
Hi, Victor.
704
00:46:47,762 --> 00:46:49,345
Bring money?
705
00:46:49,513 --> 00:46:51,137
Uh... yeah.
706
00:46:51,305 --> 00:46:53,388
Um, we just did one song
707
00:46:53,556 --> 00:46:56,808
and i thought
we'd split the publishing 50/50.
708
00:46:56,975 --> 00:46:59,726
Oh, yeah, 50% of nothing.
709
00:47:02,603 --> 00:47:07,105
- Who the fuck are you?
- Ooh, that's, uh, that's Sam.
710
00:47:07,272 --> 00:47:09,481
He's our new drummer.
711
00:47:09,649 --> 00:47:12,525
- You a cop?
- No. I-i-i like your records.
712
00:47:12,692 --> 00:47:14,275
Oh, yeah? Blow me.
713
00:47:18,487 --> 00:47:20,321
Get outta here! Relax, man!
714
00:47:20,489 --> 00:47:22,781
It's a joke. It's a joke!
715
00:47:26,908 --> 00:47:28,283
What did you do?
716
00:47:28,451 --> 00:47:30,409
Nothing.
717
00:47:33,037 --> 00:47:34,495
This is a recording studio?
718
00:47:34,663 --> 00:47:37,914
And what is with that computer?
What is that, a Commodore 64?
719
00:47:38,082 --> 00:47:40,873
My cellphone has more memory
than that piece of shit.
720
00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:42,499
What?
721
00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:44,583
Whoa. You okay, man?
722
00:47:44,751 --> 00:47:46,710
Yes, i am okay.
723
00:47:46,878 --> 00:47:49,295
Hugo is always okay.
724
00:47:49,463 --> 00:47:51,296
Fix that shit,
725
00:47:51,464 --> 00:47:52,880
pack that gear,
726
00:47:53,048 --> 00:47:54,507
- hide all those...
- Hugo.
727
00:47:55,758 --> 00:47:57,508
Don't worry about Hugo.
728
00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:04,512
All right, let's power this baby up.
729
00:48:08,682 --> 00:48:10,307
Wow.
730
00:48:10,475 --> 00:48:12,308
It's alive.
731
00:48:12,476 --> 00:48:14,016
What's the song called?
732
00:48:14,184 --> 00:48:17,144
- I Was a Fool.
- You were, baby.
733
00:48:19,104 --> 00:48:20,980
We're rollin'!
734
00:48:31,403 --> 00:48:33,736
I was a fool
735
00:48:33,904 --> 00:48:36,196
And I believed
736
00:48:36,364 --> 00:48:39,198
There was nothing
737
00:48:39,366 --> 00:48:42,284
Left for me
738
00:48:42,450 --> 00:48:45,410
Like every fool
739
00:48:45,578 --> 00:48:47,327
I couldn't see
740
00:48:48,787 --> 00:48:51,413
The wondrous beauty
741
00:48:51,581 --> 00:48:54,206
For the beast
742
00:48:54,374 --> 00:48:59,379
I was a fool
743
00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:01,879
I was a fool
744
00:49:02,045 --> 00:49:05,404
And I believed
745
00:49:05,672 --> 00:49:09,006
there was no one
746
00:49:09,174 --> 00:49:11,716
there for me
747
00:49:11,884 --> 00:49:14,009
I guess that it's true
748
00:49:14,177 --> 00:49:17,595
there cannot be
749
00:49:17,762 --> 00:49:19,971
One as blind
750
00:49:20,138 --> 00:49:22,805
As one will not see
751
00:49:22,973 --> 00:49:28,896
I was a fool
752
00:49:29,597 --> 00:49:31,896
I was a fool
753
00:49:32,562 --> 00:49:34,979
And I believed
754
00:49:36,898 --> 00:49:39,190
the reason stars
755
00:49:39,357 --> 00:49:42,525
Come out at night
756
00:49:42,693 --> 00:49:44,735
the reason birds
757
00:49:44,903 --> 00:49:47,695
Fly in the sky
758
00:49:47,863 --> 00:49:51,030
Is the reason you
759
00:49:51,198 --> 00:49:53,697
And the reason I
760
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,532
Can dream
761
00:49:59,911 --> 00:50:01,702
I dream
762
00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:04,537
So how long has she been
a bloodsucker?
763
00:50:04,705 --> 00:50:06,331
Uh... what?
764
00:50:06,497 --> 00:50:09,665
You know, a kind of Nosferatu...
765
00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:11,707
A vampire, dillweed.
766
00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:13,334
How long?
767
00:50:13,501 --> 00:50:14,709
How did you, um...?
768
00:50:14,877 --> 00:50:16,336
I've been around, son.
769
00:50:17,921 --> 00:50:19,546
About a week.
770
00:50:19,713 --> 00:50:23,089
- You sleeping with one eye open?
- It's not like that.
771
00:50:23,257 --> 00:50:26,425
Dude, let me tell you
what i've learned
772
00:50:26,593 --> 00:50:28,550
in my many, many travels:
773
00:50:28,718 --> 00:50:30,259
always use a condom,
774
00:50:30,427 --> 00:50:32,969
and never trust a goddamn vampire.
775
00:50:33,137 --> 00:50:35,804
Yeah, it's actually been going
really good for me.
776
00:50:35,972 --> 00:50:38,139
The audiences are responding,
for a change.
777
00:50:38,307 --> 00:50:40,974
They don't give a shit
about your band.
778
00:50:41,142 --> 00:50:43,227
They're there for the freak show.
779
00:50:43,393 --> 00:50:46,143
You got a vampire on stage,
you idiot.
780
00:50:46,311 --> 00:50:48,312
This'll end bad for you.
781
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,063
the reason stars
782
00:50:50,231 --> 00:50:52,397
Come out at night
783
00:50:52,565 --> 00:50:54,982
the reason birds
784
00:50:55,150 --> 00:50:57,192
Fly in the sky
785
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,985
Is the reason...
786
00:50:59,152 --> 00:51:00,443
- Come on..
- No.
787
00:51:00,611 --> 00:51:03,570
Do you have any idea
how much shit l'd get in?
788
00:51:03,738 --> 00:51:06,405
- Who's gonna know?
- Tyler!
789
00:51:06,573 --> 00:51:08,406
I always share with you.
790
00:51:08,574 --> 00:51:10,199
This is a little different.
791
00:51:12,576 --> 00:51:15,202
When do i ask you for anything?
792
00:51:17,371 --> 00:51:19,079
Please?
793
00:51:19,247 --> 00:51:21,455
Look, it's just till New York.
794
00:51:21,623 --> 00:51:23,539
What happens in New York?
795
00:51:23,707 --> 00:51:25,166
CMJ.
796
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,541
So?
797
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:29,627
So i got a showcase gig
with a lot of industry insiders,
798
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:32,337
and A&R guys.
Jeff set this whole thing up.
799
00:51:34,338 --> 00:51:37,047
First of all, Jeff is a weasel.
800
00:51:37,215 --> 00:51:41,549
And, dude, being famous
ain't all it's cracked up to be.
801
00:51:41,717 --> 00:51:44,927
Can't go to a movie,
can't go to a bar,
802
00:51:45,095 --> 00:51:47,387
cops arrest you,
ask for your autograph.
803
00:51:47,554 --> 00:51:48,596
It's a bullshit.
804
00:51:48,764 --> 00:51:52,430
- It's not about being famous.
- Then what's it about?
805
00:51:55,475 --> 00:51:56,849
I don't know.
806
00:51:57,017 --> 00:51:58,518
You don't know,
807
00:51:58,686 --> 00:52:01,353
but you're ready to go to hell for it.
808
00:52:01,521 --> 00:52:04,689
This tour's my last chance.
I'm not giving up.
809
00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:07,939
You don't have to give up.
Just kick the vampire out of the band.
810
00:52:08,107 --> 00:52:09,941
Yeah, but she's helping us,
not hurting us.
811
00:52:10,108 --> 00:52:12,442
Maybe it ain't worth it.
812
00:52:14,444 --> 00:52:17,237
Well, what do you want me to say?
You know? That I'm a hack?
813
00:52:17,405 --> 00:52:19,405
That without my vampire,
no one would give a shit?
814
00:52:19,572 --> 00:52:22,573
Fine. I'm a hack. You know?
But this hack has a hot band right now.
815
00:52:22,741 --> 00:52:24,949
Remember what that felt like?
I know it's been a while,
816
00:52:25,117 --> 00:52:27,117
but it feels a lot better
than dismal failure.
817
00:52:29,244 --> 00:52:31,703
You're not a hack.
818
00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:33,704
Thanks.
819
00:52:33,871 --> 00:52:36,789
You're a poser, wanker, dick.
820
00:52:36,957 --> 00:52:40,582
Now take your vampire and go.
821
00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:42,542
What, you're kicking me out?
822
00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:46,961
You got your song.
Studio's closed.
823
00:52:49,131 --> 00:52:50,338
Thanks.
824
00:52:50,506 --> 00:52:51,756
Forever.
825
00:52:54,134 --> 00:52:55,341
All right.
826
00:53:09,517 --> 00:53:10,725
What?
827
00:53:10,892 --> 00:53:12,643
- You look different.
- Oh, yeah?
828
00:53:12,811 --> 00:53:17,145
When are you noticing what i look like?
Maybe I'm just tired.
829
00:53:19,689 --> 00:53:23,566
Yeah, maybe you need to recharge.
Want a sandwich?
830
00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:26,358
No, no, no. I'm not hungry.
831
00:53:28,528 --> 00:53:31,361
- When was the last time you ate?
- What are you, my mom?
832
00:53:35,197 --> 00:53:36,448
Feed!
833
00:53:36,615 --> 00:53:38,657
What?
834
00:53:38,825 --> 00:53:40,158
Nothing.
835
00:53:47,122 --> 00:53:48,746
What?
836
00:53:48,913 --> 00:53:50,371
Nothing.
837
00:53:54,542 --> 00:53:56,709
Oh...
838
00:53:56,877 --> 00:54:00,419
Here it comes
839
00:54:00,587 --> 00:54:03,421
Here comes the night
840
00:54:04,964 --> 00:54:08,423
Yeah here comes the night
841
00:54:10,593 --> 00:54:12,134
Oh yeah
842
00:54:17,764 --> 00:54:19,430
You're so beautiful!
843
00:54:19,598 --> 00:54:21,222
Thanks. Excuse me.
844
00:54:22,474 --> 00:54:23,724
Wait...
845
00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:30,394
I have magic pills! Take them.
846
00:54:30,562 --> 00:54:32,479
It's okay. It's really not my thing.
847
00:54:32,646 --> 00:54:33,938
Please!
848
00:54:34,106 --> 00:54:36,315
These are my eyes!
849
00:54:36,483 --> 00:54:38,982
Yeah here comes...
850
00:54:39,150 --> 00:54:41,442
Okay.
851
00:54:43,652 --> 00:54:45,444
Now get outta here
before i bite your face off.
852
00:54:45,612 --> 00:54:48,029
So beautiful!
853
00:54:54,283 --> 00:54:56,325
You're so beautiful!
854
00:54:56,493 --> 00:55:00,328
There they go
Funny how they look so good together
855
00:55:00,496 --> 00:55:03,537
Wonder what is wrong with me
856
00:55:05,499 --> 00:55:07,123
You look pale.
857
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:10,459
No, it's... I'm nervous. That's all.
858
00:55:10,627 --> 00:55:12,417
You're nervous.
859
00:55:12,585 --> 00:55:14,919
And nervous makes you pale?
860
00:55:15,087 --> 00:55:16,420
- Yeah.
- I see.
861
00:55:16,588 --> 00:55:19,421
Joey, Jeff is here.
862
00:55:19,589 --> 00:55:21,964
- What? Where?
- In the club.
863
00:55:22,132 --> 00:55:25,592
Susan is here also, i think.
I think they might be here together.
864
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,093
Bullshit.
865
00:55:29,261 --> 00:55:32,387
Yes, I'm Hugo the liar.
This is what i do with my time.
866
00:55:32,554 --> 00:55:34,931
Because i don't have enough shit
to do around here,
867
00:55:35,098 --> 00:55:37,391
with the gear
and the car that never works...
868
00:55:37,558 --> 00:55:40,142
- All right. All right!
- ... and the bodies!
869
00:55:42,395 --> 00:55:43,936
I just had some cow.
870
00:55:44,104 --> 00:55:45,769
Speaking of which, Susan's here.
871
00:55:45,937 --> 00:55:48,521
Yeah, i heard.
872
00:55:48,688 --> 00:55:51,022
Hugo, do you have a pick?
873
00:55:51,190 --> 00:55:53,982
I gave it to you already.
874
00:56:05,782 --> 00:56:06,989
Hey, guys.
875
00:56:07,157 --> 00:56:09,574
Hey, Joey! How's it goin'?
876
00:56:09,742 --> 00:56:12,326
Super. You guys
just in the neighbourhood, or...?
877
00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:14,661
We're not sleeping together,
if that's what you mean.
878
00:56:14,829 --> 00:56:17,870
No, that's not what i meant,
but wow.
879
00:56:18,038 --> 00:56:20,580
Yeah, we're just buds.
880
00:56:20,748 --> 00:56:22,124
Terrific.
881
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:24,750
- Oh, bullshit. We're all grownups here.
- Yeah, we are.
882
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,335
I'm glad you feel that way about it,
Joey, 'cause guess what.
883
00:56:28,503 --> 00:56:30,129
- What?
- I got you a one-hour interview
884
00:56:30,295 --> 00:56:32,630
on the Rockin' Roger show
tomorrow morning.
885
00:56:32,798 --> 00:56:36,131
- Oh, yeah?
- You guys are blowin' up, man.
886
00:56:36,298 --> 00:56:37,924
And you're sleeping with Susan.
887
00:56:38,092 --> 00:56:40,842
- Not if that bothers you.
- Yeah, it really does.
888
00:56:41,009 --> 00:56:43,677
Okay, we're done.
889
00:56:43,845 --> 00:56:45,095
What?!
890
00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:49,139
Well, screw you!
891
00:56:51,598 --> 00:56:53,099
Not anymore, man!
892
00:56:53,267 --> 00:56:56,517
- See, all your dreams are coming true.
- Yeah.
893
00:57:01,147 --> 00:57:03,689
So it's really nice
to be back here in...
894
00:57:03,857 --> 00:57:06,357
... Pennsylvania!
895
00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:10,316
You okay?
896
00:57:10,484 --> 00:57:11,901
Yeah, i... got a headache.
897
00:57:12,069 --> 00:57:14,445
Jeff got us on Rockin' Roger
tomorrow morning.
898
00:57:14,612 --> 00:57:16,404
Amazing!
899
00:57:16,572 --> 00:57:19,281
Hugo, do we have, uh, any aspirin?
900
00:57:19,449 --> 00:57:20,614
We are out.
901
00:57:20,782 --> 00:57:23,199
I have been in much pain.
902
00:57:23,367 --> 00:57:26,033
Great. Hugo...
903
00:57:27,619 --> 00:57:29,035
... what do you call this?
904
00:57:29,203 --> 00:57:31,704
- Wait!
- What?
905
00:57:31,872 --> 00:57:33,496
Nothing!
906
00:57:33,664 --> 00:57:35,457
You are listening to KCUS,
907
00:57:35,624 --> 00:57:37,958
and if it's good,
it must be Rockin' Roger...
908
00:57:38,126 --> 00:57:39,459
... on the radio.
909
00:57:50,674 --> 00:57:55,718
It's really nice
To hear your voice again
910
00:57:55,886 --> 00:57:57,801
It's really nice
911
00:57:57,969 --> 00:57:59,470
To hear you breathe
912
00:58:02,305 --> 00:58:07,141
I can't take it for another minute
913
00:58:07,309 --> 00:58:11,560
When you're down on your knees
914
00:58:12,728 --> 00:58:17,813
This is your brain
915
00:58:17,981 --> 00:58:21,773
This is your brain on drugs
916
00:58:35,324 --> 00:58:40,493
It's really nice of you
to fuck me over
917
00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:44,162
It's really nice of you to leave
918
00:58:45,872 --> 00:58:48,872
I can't take it
919
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,207
With a spoon of sugar
920
00:58:51,374 --> 00:58:55,083
When you're down on your knees
921
00:58:55,251 --> 00:58:57,085
Yeah
922
00:58:57,253 --> 00:59:02,255
This is your brain
923
00:59:02,423 --> 00:59:05,881
This is your brain on drugs
924
00:59:13,470 --> 00:59:14,720
You treacherous bitch.
925
00:59:14,888 --> 00:59:17,263
- Whoa, take it down a couple notches.
- And you,
926
00:59:17,431 --> 00:59:18,764
you take Sam down with you?
927
00:59:18,932 --> 00:59:20,015
Sam's a big boy.
928
00:59:20,183 --> 00:59:22,140
I don't need people
making my decisions.
929
00:59:22,308 --> 00:59:24,058
Yeah, you do!
You're a drummer!
930
00:59:24,226 --> 00:59:26,310
- It was a mistake.
- Mistake!
931
00:59:26,477 --> 00:59:28,186
You broke rule number one!
932
00:59:28,354 --> 00:59:31,146
Why not me? Why not Hugo?
933
00:59:31,314 --> 00:59:32,522
Can you undo it?
934
00:59:32,689 --> 00:59:34,439
No.
935
00:59:34,607 --> 00:59:36,483
That's great.
That's just perfect.
936
00:59:36,651 --> 00:59:39,775
How come they're not sick in the sun?
937
00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:41,360
We didn't feed.
938
00:59:41,528 --> 00:59:43,694
Feed? Feed?!
939
00:59:43,862 --> 00:59:45,820
- I'm sorry.
- Look, cow blood, Joey.
940
00:59:45,988 --> 00:59:48,405
I swear, man, that's all I'm after.
941
00:59:48,573 --> 00:59:50,406
- Shut up.
- Say what you want,
942
00:59:50,574 --> 00:59:52,741
the audience dug the vampire shit.
943
00:59:52,909 --> 00:59:55,492
- Totally.
- That's great. Totally.
944
00:59:57,245 --> 01:00:00,079
No! There's something bad
on the other side of that door.
945
01:00:00,247 --> 01:00:03,372
No! All the bad's in here with me.
946
01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:05,790
Let's go now.
947
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,002
What the hell?
948
01:00:14,879 --> 01:00:17,838
- Where's the rest of the band?
- They just left.
949
01:00:18,006 --> 01:00:19,172
Listen, you little punk,
950
01:00:19,340 --> 01:00:22,007
you tell your friends
that I'm on to them.
951
01:00:22,175 --> 01:00:24,926
You tell them
that Eddie is coming after them.
952
01:00:25,094 --> 01:00:26,636
Sure thing, Eddie. Got it.
953
01:00:26,803 --> 01:00:28,719
Eddie!
954
01:00:34,266 --> 01:00:37,141
- Thanks for nothing, Hugo.
- He was scary!
955
01:00:37,308 --> 01:00:39,768
You're supposed to watch the door!
956
01:00:39,935 --> 01:00:42,894
I know.
I'm supposed to do everything!
957
01:00:43,062 --> 01:00:45,979
This is Rockin' Roger
on the Rockin' Roger Morning Show
958
01:00:46,146 --> 01:00:48,564
and i am sitting here
with... The Winners!
959
01:00:48,731 --> 01:00:51,357
Now what kind of name is that anyway?
960
01:00:51,525 --> 01:00:55,068
- Uh, it's, uh, ironic.
- Whoa! Big word!
961
01:00:55,236 --> 01:00:58,361
Pace yourself, Einstein.
Try to breathe.
962
01:00:58,529 --> 01:01:00,613
Now you all have been around
for a while,
963
01:01:00,781 --> 01:01:04,155
and i've heard there's quite a bit
of hype around your show tonight
964
01:01:04,323 --> 01:01:06,782
- at the festival!
- Uh, yes, we're very excited about it.
965
01:01:06,950 --> 01:01:10,159
Oh, i can tell!
it's coming off you in waves!
966
01:01:10,327 --> 01:01:12,494
Now, i've been lookin' at you
and thinking to myself:
967
01:01:12,662 --> 01:01:16,289
Rockin' Roger,
this group looks neat!
968
01:01:16,456 --> 01:01:19,123
That's the word l'd use.
You look neat.
969
01:01:19,291 --> 01:01:20,957
For all you people
out there in radio land,
970
01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:23,625
this band is the real deal!
971
01:01:23,793 --> 01:01:28,878
They've got that whole
sex-drugs-and-rock 'n' roll look down!
972
01:01:29,046 --> 01:01:31,046
Son... are you wearing pancake,
973
01:01:31,214 --> 01:01:33,631
or are you actually that pale?
974
01:01:33,799 --> 01:01:36,340
He looks like a statue.
975
01:01:36,508 --> 01:01:40,759
- What?
- Wow! All that and brains too, huh?
976
01:01:40,927 --> 01:01:43,052
You just released a single.
What is it?
977
01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:46,972
- It's called Suck.
- I've heard it. It does.
978
01:01:47,140 --> 01:01:50,683
Oh! Rockin' Roger on the radio
comin' right to you live!
979
01:01:50,851 --> 01:01:54,392
Did you just say our song sucked
on the radio?
980
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,935
No! I said it on television!
981
01:01:57,103 --> 01:01:58,770
We've hidden the cameras.
982
01:01:58,937 --> 01:02:00,021
What cameras?
983
01:02:00,188 --> 01:02:03,940
Kids, you all have to lay off
the drugs, okay?
984
01:02:04,107 --> 01:02:06,025
This is not rocket science,
985
01:02:06,192 --> 01:02:08,734
what we're doing here.
They're only questions.
986
01:02:08,901 --> 01:02:10,318
And like my momma used to say,
987
01:02:10,485 --> 01:02:12,861
it's only rock 'n' roll,
988
01:02:13,029 --> 01:02:15,029
but i like it!
989
01:02:15,196 --> 01:02:17,947
- Say it again.
- Say what?
990
01:02:18,115 --> 01:02:21,908
- Hey, be cool.
- No, no. Do something you're good at,
991
01:02:22,076 --> 01:02:25,576
like sucking! Oh!
Gotcha two times, Rockin' Roger!
992
01:02:25,744 --> 01:02:28,244
And what's up
with the makeup anyway?
993
01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:31,872
- We're not wearing makeup, asshole.
- We're vampires.
994
01:02:41,753 --> 01:02:45,379
You assholes! You ate the only guy
playing our record!
995
01:02:58,305 --> 01:03:00,429
That was amazing.
996
01:03:01,556 --> 01:03:04,598
- What?
- That was hilarious!
997
01:03:04,766 --> 01:03:07,266
Every rock station in the country
has picked up the single.
998
01:03:07,434 --> 01:03:09,809
Every label in the country
is coming to the show.
999
01:03:09,977 --> 01:03:10,894
Really?
1000
01:03:11,062 --> 01:03:12,436
- Jeff...
- You're gonna be famous.
1001
01:03:12,604 --> 01:03:15,228
This is, like, the most famous
radio stunt since Orson Welles!
1002
01:03:15,396 --> 01:03:17,022
Jeff, it wasn't a stunt, okay?
1003
01:03:19,650 --> 01:03:22,983
Who cares, man? It doesn't matter.
We're still gonna be rich!
1004
01:03:23,151 --> 01:03:25,361
Hugo, would you please check
the website?
1005
01:03:28,863 --> 01:03:30,322
We did get some hits.
1006
01:03:30,490 --> 01:03:32,614
We got some hits.
How many hits did we get, Hugo?
1007
01:03:32,782 --> 01:03:35,532
1,604,000.
1008
01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:38,368
Yes! 1,604,000!
1009
01:03:38,535 --> 01:03:40,535
Jeff...
1010
01:03:40,703 --> 01:03:44,329
they killed Rockin' Roger on air!
We're all going to jail.
1011
01:03:44,497 --> 01:03:47,164
Hey, Joey, why don't you let me
worry about that, okay?
1012
01:03:47,332 --> 01:03:49,623
Why don't you guys
just get ready to rock?
1013
01:03:51,250 --> 01:03:52,583
Oh, shit.
1014
01:03:52,751 --> 01:03:54,626
I gotta take this, but, hey,
1015
01:03:54,794 --> 01:03:56,753
if anyone asks you
what happened to Rockin' Roger,
1016
01:03:56,921 --> 01:03:59,296
just tell them we cannot comment
at this time. All right?
1017
01:03:59,464 --> 01:04:02,631
We'll just keep it rollin' that way.
This is all good, so good. Okay.
1018
01:04:02,799 --> 01:04:04,216
Hello.
1019
01:04:04,384 --> 01:04:06,883
Did he just say
we're gonna be famous?
1020
01:04:07,051 --> 01:04:10,010
- Yes.
- I gotta go call my mom.
1021
01:04:15,264 --> 01:04:21,170
You raised a vampire
1022
01:04:21,471 --> 01:04:27,169
You raised a vampire
1023
01:04:28,063 --> 01:04:32,272
You raised a vampire
1024
01:04:37,652 --> 01:04:39,442
What's with the flashlight?
1025
01:04:41,070 --> 01:04:43,445
Uh... I don't like talking about it.
1026
01:04:47,281 --> 01:04:49,740
I'm afraid of the dark.
1027
01:04:49,908 --> 01:04:53,535
Cool. I'm afraid of confined spaces
and water fountains.
1028
01:04:53,703 --> 01:04:55,368
Yeah.
1029
01:04:55,536 --> 01:04:57,911
Um... will you let me in?
1030
01:04:58,079 --> 01:05:00,122
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
1031
01:05:00,288 --> 01:05:01,497
All right. Great.
1032
01:05:03,457 --> 01:05:05,916
- Nice talking to you.
- Yeah.
1033
01:05:06,084 --> 01:05:08,334
- It's very confined in there.
- All right.
1034
01:05:08,502 --> 01:05:09,460
Yeah.
1035
01:05:13,504 --> 01:05:14,754
How much time?
1036
01:05:14,922 --> 01:05:16,630
Five minutes.
1037
01:05:19,091 --> 01:05:21,425
You can't go on like that.
1038
01:05:21,592 --> 01:05:23,968
You. I know what you are.
1039
01:05:24,136 --> 01:05:25,594
You're a goddamn vampire!
1040
01:05:25,762 --> 01:05:28,012
You say that like it's a bad thing.
1041
01:05:28,180 --> 01:05:31,139
You did this.
All this is because of you.
1042
01:05:31,306 --> 01:05:32,556
I did nothing.
1043
01:05:32,724 --> 01:05:34,266
I was working the bar that night.
1044
01:05:34,433 --> 01:05:37,142
You're the one that let your girlfriend
go home with a vampire.
1045
01:05:37,309 --> 01:05:38,476
She's my ex-girlfriend, okay?
1046
01:05:38,644 --> 01:05:41,186
I can read your mind, remember?
1047
01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:44,147
- Piss off.
- What are you so angry about?
1048
01:05:44,314 --> 01:05:46,856
You got your industry inside
showcase gig.
1049
01:05:47,023 --> 01:05:50,315
You seem to be the only one
that's not enjoying it.
1050
01:05:50,483 --> 01:05:52,317
Well, it's complicated.
1051
01:05:52,485 --> 01:05:55,610
Hey, all you have to do
is live your dream.
1052
01:05:55,778 --> 01:05:58,320
Go rock 'n' roll, go kick some ass.
1053
01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:00,239
- I will. I'm just, uh...
- Scared.
1054
01:06:00,407 --> 01:06:03,448
Yeah. I'm scared, all right?!
You happy?
1055
01:06:03,615 --> 01:06:06,658
I am not happy. I am vampire.
1056
01:06:06,826 --> 01:06:09,660
I'm only happy when something dies.
1057
01:06:09,828 --> 01:06:12,078
Is that supposed
to make me feel better?
1058
01:06:12,246 --> 01:06:16,373
Look, the band goes on
with you or without you, Joey.
1059
01:06:16,540 --> 01:06:18,082
Vampires are ultimately cool.
1060
01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:21,083
- I have my band!
- It was your band.
1061
01:06:21,251 --> 01:06:23,752
Now you have to make a decision.
1062
01:06:23,919 --> 01:06:28,254
You can take that road to obscurity,
or you can join us...
1063
01:06:28,422 --> 01:06:31,840
and never be afraid
of anything else ever again.
1064
01:06:42,888 --> 01:06:44,388
I wanna join the band.
1065
01:06:46,474 --> 01:06:47,973
It's your band.
1066
01:06:48,141 --> 01:06:49,308
No.
1067
01:06:51,268 --> 01:06:52,559
I wanna join the band.
1068
01:06:52,727 --> 01:06:54,268
What?
1069
01:06:54,436 --> 01:06:55,935
- No.
- Just do it.
1070
01:06:56,103 --> 01:06:58,645
- No, i won't. No!
- Do it! I need it.
1071
01:06:58,813 --> 01:07:01,230
- You don't know what you're asking.
- I'm asking you to help me.
1072
01:07:01,398 --> 01:07:03,649
I don't want you to do it.
1073
01:07:03,816 --> 01:07:06,193
Yeah, you do.
1074
01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:17,323
I'm sorry.
1075
01:07:35,959 --> 01:07:37,668
Oh she's a nightmare
1076
01:07:38,628 --> 01:07:40,462
You know a devil may care
1077
01:07:42,546 --> 01:07:46,672
She's a nowhere
I wanna be infidelity
1078
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,257
Taste that bite
1079
01:07:48,424 --> 01:07:50,509
The girl's all right
She sucks
1080
01:07:50,676 --> 01:07:53,016
All... night
1081
01:07:54,016 --> 01:07:56,016
All... night
1082
01:07:57,316 --> 01:07:59,315
All... night
1083
01:08:01,057 --> 01:08:04,265
Looks in the mirror
She's outta sight all right
1084
01:08:06,393 --> 01:08:07,684
Ah
1085
01:08:09,770 --> 01:08:11,813
She's a bad girl
1086
01:08:13,397 --> 01:08:15,772
- She's a bad bad girl
- Oh, my god.
1087
01:08:15,940 --> 01:08:18,065
She's a whole world
1088
01:08:18,233 --> 01:08:20,233
Onto herself
Bad for your health
1089
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,734
Taste that bite
The girl's all right
1090
01:08:22,902 --> 01:08:24,361
Hey, get that guy!
1091
01:08:24,529 --> 01:08:27,738
- He's selling drugs!
- All night
1092
01:08:27,905 --> 01:08:29,072
- What?
- All night
1093
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:32,074
Hey! Come on, man!
You don't understand!
1094
01:08:32,242 --> 01:08:34,449
- All night
- Wait a minute!
1095
01:08:34,617 --> 01:08:38,701
Looks in the mirror
She's outta sight all right
1096
01:08:55,754 --> 01:08:57,337
- We rocked..
- Yeah.
1097
01:08:57,505 --> 01:08:59,463
Yeah. Felt good, didn't it, Joey?
1098
01:08:59,631 --> 01:09:01,924
Yeah, it felt pretty...
1099
01:09:07,885 --> 01:09:09,719
You okay?
1100
01:09:09,886 --> 01:09:11,720
Try some groupie!
1101
01:09:11,888 --> 01:09:14,264
I need some air.
1102
01:09:14,431 --> 01:09:16,014
You just need to feed. Trust me.
1103
01:09:16,182 --> 01:09:19,100
Excuse me one second.
1104
01:09:19,268 --> 01:09:20,809
Joey...
1105
01:09:27,105 --> 01:09:29,188
- That was quite the performance.
- Hey, man.
1106
01:09:29,356 --> 01:09:33,691
You should've told me you were coming.
I would've put you on the list,
1107
01:09:33,859 --> 01:09:35,609
- or something.
- Yeah, right.
1108
01:09:35,777 --> 01:09:38,069
So... how does it feel?
1109
01:09:38,237 --> 01:09:41,820
Feels good, yeah.
Jeff says we're gonna be huge.
1110
01:09:41,988 --> 01:09:44,446
No one likes a judge.
1111
01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:46,448
Hey, i didn't say anything.
1112
01:09:46,616 --> 01:09:50,367
Just wanted to see
what all the fuss was about.
1113
01:09:50,535 --> 01:09:51,535
Yeah, well, good.
1114
01:09:51,703 --> 01:09:53,786
- Now you saw.
- Are you okay?
1115
01:09:53,954 --> 01:09:55,287
Don't touch me!
1116
01:09:55,454 --> 01:09:57,745
Whoa, take it easy.
1117
01:09:57,913 --> 01:10:00,414
I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.
1118
01:10:00,582 --> 01:10:03,207
I'm... I'm not feeling good,
you know?
1119
01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:06,084
Yeah, you're a big rock star
with a big problem now.
1120
01:10:06,252 --> 01:10:08,502
- How cliche.
- You should just leave me alone.
1121
01:10:08,670 --> 01:10:11,462
I told you this would happen.
You wouldn't listen.
1122
01:10:12,589 --> 01:10:16,131
- Just go.
- Or what, vampire boy?
1123
01:10:16,299 --> 01:10:17,841
- You gonna eat...
- Leave me alone!
1124
01:10:22,386 --> 01:10:24,177
Wanker.
1125
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,139
Ah, shit!
1126
01:10:30,307 --> 01:10:32,265
I'm sorry.
1127
01:10:32,433 --> 01:10:33,766
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1128
01:10:33,934 --> 01:10:35,767
I'm sorry.
1129
01:10:41,230 --> 01:10:44,064
Hey, great show, guys.
1130
01:10:44,232 --> 01:10:46,440
Hey, where's, uh, where's Joey?
1131
01:10:46,608 --> 01:10:49,858
Oh, hey, you're still with us.
How's it going?
1132
01:10:51,027 --> 01:10:52,818
Hey. I'm Jeff.
I manage the band.
1133
01:10:58,698 --> 01:11:00,364
Looks like someone's been drinking!
1134
01:11:00,532 --> 01:11:02,325
I killed Victor.
1135
01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:04,158
You did what?!
1136
01:11:04,326 --> 01:11:07,952
- I didn't mean to. It just happened.
- It was an accident.
1137
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:10,037
What happens on the road
stays on the road.
1138
01:11:10,204 --> 01:11:11,621
I killed him.
1139
01:11:11,788 --> 01:11:13,538
It's okay, it's not your fault.
1140
01:11:13,706 --> 01:11:15,874
How am i gonna look at myself
in the mirror again?
1141
01:11:16,042 --> 01:11:20,000
- You can't. You're a vampire.
- Yeah, you just gotta suck it up.
1142
01:11:22,002 --> 01:11:25,962
Hey... I understand.
You're feeling blue about eating a dude.
1143
01:11:26,130 --> 01:11:29,756
But it's no reason
to ruin everybody's night, Joey.
1144
01:11:29,924 --> 01:11:31,633
Jess right..
We're vampires. Shit happens.
1145
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:35,217
- You'll get used to it..
- I'm sorry, I tried to warn you.
1146
01:11:35,385 --> 01:11:38,677
Look at it on the bright side.
You're gonna be a star.
1147
01:11:38,845 --> 01:11:40,178
And if you want,
1148
01:11:40,346 --> 01:11:43,555
you can dedicate the album
to the memory of Victor and,
1149
01:11:43,723 --> 01:11:46,390
as i understand it,
rock 'n' roll never dies.
1150
01:11:49,352 --> 01:11:50,768
Oh. Yeah.
1151
01:11:52,354 --> 01:11:54,144
You might wanna stand back
a little bit.
1152
01:11:54,312 --> 01:11:57,188
Swear to god,
i know her from somewhere.
1153
01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:04,567
Here comes success
1154
01:12:04,735 --> 01:12:09,195
Over my hill
1155
01:12:09,363 --> 01:12:10,987
Here comes success
1156
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,864
Here comes success
Well here comes my car...
1157
01:12:15,032 --> 01:12:18,492
- Don't sit there and be mad.
- I'm not mad.
1158
01:12:18,660 --> 01:12:23,328
- I don't care anymore.
- So i killed a friend of the family.
1159
01:12:23,496 --> 01:12:25,621
Big deal. I'm an addict.
1160
01:12:25,789 --> 01:12:28,205
You gonna make me feel guilty
about it all night?
1161
01:12:28,373 --> 01:12:30,122
Okay, Jen, we need to talk, okay?
1162
01:12:30,290 --> 01:12:32,832
Oh, it sounds heavy.
1163
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,292
It's kinda heavy.
1164
01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:37,294
What if i told you
it didn't have to be like this?
1165
01:12:37,462 --> 01:12:39,003
Like what?
1166
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,046
What if i told you
we could be human again?
1167
01:12:43,214 --> 01:12:45,673
Don't start with that shit.
We can't. We're dead!
1168
01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:50,218
Jen, be cool.
1169
01:12:50,386 --> 01:12:52,010
This is Eddie Van Helsing.
He's a doctor.
1170
01:12:52,178 --> 01:12:54,261
Are you crazy?
He's a vampire hunter!
1171
01:12:54,429 --> 01:12:56,054
Would you just hear him out?
1172
01:12:56,222 --> 01:12:59,390
I can make you human again.
1173
01:12:59,556 --> 01:13:00,974
You kill vampires.
1174
01:13:01,141 --> 01:13:05,267
Well... I'm offering them
the same choice as I'm offering you.
1175
01:13:07,311 --> 01:13:08,728
The one who made you,
1176
01:13:08,896 --> 01:13:10,062
the queen vampire?
1177
01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:13,272
It's his evil
that runs through your veins.
1178
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:17,691
When he dies,
so, too, his evil virus dies within him.
1179
01:13:17,858 --> 01:13:19,900
No, he's too powerful.
1180
01:13:20,068 --> 01:13:23,319
Oh, don't worry.
I can kill him.
1181
01:13:23,487 --> 01:13:27,613
I just need you to distract him
until the dawn breaks.
1182
01:13:29,282 --> 01:13:31,533
You're so bumming me out right now.
1183
01:13:31,701 --> 01:13:36,201
Jen... there's a reason
we can't see our reflections.
1184
01:13:36,369 --> 01:13:38,995
Okay? We're turning
into monsters.
1185
01:13:39,162 --> 01:13:41,579
Is that what you see
when you look at me?
1186
01:13:41,747 --> 01:13:43,081
- A monster?
- No.
1187
01:13:43,249 --> 01:13:45,582
But i don't see you anymore.
1188
01:13:48,335 --> 01:13:49,917
If we're gonna do this...
1189
01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:53,919
I want a commitment.
1190
01:13:55,255 --> 01:13:57,588
I want things to be different.
1191
01:13:57,756 --> 01:14:01,008
I will put us first,
before everything else from now on.
1192
01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:02,299
I promise.
1193
01:14:02,467 --> 01:14:04,843
- Garbage?
- I'll take it out.
1194
01:14:05,011 --> 01:14:06,468
- Toilet seat?
- Down.
1195
01:14:06,636 --> 01:14:08,636
Sex?
1196
01:14:10,096 --> 01:14:13,389
From now on,
you come first... in everything.
1197
01:14:16,350 --> 01:14:18,934
Okay, let's kill the fucker.
1198
01:14:19,102 --> 01:14:22,186
Please allow me to introduce myself
1199
01:14:22,354 --> 01:14:23,978
I'm a man
1200
01:14:24,146 --> 01:14:26,271
Of wealth and taste
1201
01:14:28,023 --> 01:14:31,024
I've been around for a long long year
1202
01:14:31,191 --> 01:14:32,734
Stole many a man's
1203
01:14:32,901 --> 01:14:34,985
Soul and faith...
1204
01:14:35,153 --> 01:14:38,528
- I don't know about this.
- Listen, we have no choice, okay?
1205
01:14:38,696 --> 01:14:41,446
- Either way, we're dead.
- We always have a choice.
1206
01:14:41,613 --> 01:14:45,449
Maybe seeing as i've no power,
i could wait in the car?
1207
01:14:45,616 --> 01:14:47,033
I started this.
1208
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,659
I'm finishing it.
1209
01:14:59,082 --> 01:15:01,166
What the hell are you guys doing?
1210
01:15:01,333 --> 01:15:03,208
The sun will be up soon.
1211
01:15:03,376 --> 01:15:05,960
Hey, uh... well...
1212
01:15:06,128 --> 01:15:08,128
we took this from a homeless guy.
1213
01:15:10,213 --> 01:15:11,839
And... filled it with his blood.
1214
01:15:12,007 --> 01:15:13,464
Do you want a drink?
1215
01:15:14,799 --> 01:15:16,215
Come in.
1216
01:15:25,972 --> 01:15:27,181
This is good.
1217
01:15:27,348 --> 01:15:30,807
- Was he ltalian?
- He didn't scream with an accent.
1218
01:15:32,559 --> 01:15:34,851
You guys cool?
1219
01:15:34,977 --> 01:15:36,269
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1220
01:15:36,436 --> 01:15:37,811
Oh, yeah.
1221
01:15:39,188 --> 01:15:41,230
How's the new record coming?
1222
01:15:41,398 --> 01:15:43,940
Uh, good. good.
1223
01:15:44,108 --> 01:15:45,858
Well, it's, uh...
Tyler ate the engineer.
1224
01:15:46,026 --> 01:15:47,483
He was a dick.
1225
01:15:47,650 --> 01:15:49,776
What brings you around here?
1226
01:15:50,944 --> 01:15:53,278
We were just in
the neighbourhood and, uh...
1227
01:15:53,446 --> 01:15:56,489
we noticed how early it was getting.
We were hoping...
1228
01:15:56,656 --> 01:15:58,198
You need a place to crash?
1229
01:15:58,365 --> 01:16:00,324
If it's no trouble.
1230
01:16:00,492 --> 01:16:03,076
Mi cassa su casa.
1231
01:16:03,242 --> 01:16:05,242
- Oh, thanks.
- Really nice of you.
1232
01:16:05,410 --> 01:16:07,495
- I don't know Spanish.
- Nice place.
1233
01:16:08,162 --> 01:16:10,038
Hey, you wanna hear a cool song?
1234
01:16:11,247 --> 01:16:12,790
- Sure.
- Okay.
1235
01:16:12,957 --> 01:16:16,083
I wrote it, like, uh... 100 years ago,
1236
01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:19,460
and i just figured out the middle eight.
1237
01:16:34,302 --> 01:16:36,802
You guys are acting funny.
1238
01:16:36,969 --> 01:16:38,512
I'm sensing something.
1239
01:16:38,679 --> 01:16:41,972
- No, just listening to the music.
- No.
1240
01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:43,389
- It's a great song.
- It's good.
1241
01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:44,848
Yeah. 100 years ago?
1242
01:16:45,016 --> 01:16:47,683
- That's way ahead of its time.
- Holds up.
1243
01:16:47,851 --> 01:16:48,976
I have to make a pee.
1244
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:52,978
Good for you.
1245
01:16:57,607 --> 01:17:00,565
- What's wrong with him?
- He's not feeling well.
1246
01:17:00,733 --> 01:17:03,067
- We're all going to die.
- Hugo...
1247
01:17:05,112 --> 01:17:07,445
Let him speak.
1248
01:17:09,030 --> 01:17:11,321
I'm... sorry.
Too scared. Can't speak.
1249
01:17:11,489 --> 01:17:14,657
What's he got to be scared about?
1250
01:17:17,201 --> 01:17:18,867
What's going on?
1251
01:17:19,035 --> 01:17:20,994
He's French-Canadian.
1252
01:17:22,246 --> 01:17:23,955
That's for giving me a dirty needle.
1253
01:17:24,122 --> 01:17:28,081
You missed my heart!
1254
01:17:32,376 --> 01:17:34,335
No...
1255
01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:38,671
I'm on your team.
1256
01:17:43,632 --> 01:17:46,633
This is how you repay me?
1257
01:17:46,801 --> 01:17:48,884
I gave you... immortality.
1258
01:17:49,052 --> 01:17:51,886
I gave you a record deal!
1259
01:17:54,264 --> 01:17:56,055
You killed our drummer!
1260
01:17:56,223 --> 01:17:58,099
Drummers die. But you...
1261
01:17:58,266 --> 01:18:01,391
Did you really think
you could kill me?
1262
01:18:01,559 --> 01:18:03,309
You're a joke,
1263
01:18:03,477 --> 01:18:06,061
a mere distraction.
1264
01:18:06,228 --> 01:18:08,187
That's how we were supposed to be,
asshole.
1265
01:18:08,355 --> 01:18:10,397
It's over.
1266
01:18:11,648 --> 01:18:13,649
Van Helsing.
1267
01:18:13,817 --> 01:18:15,984
- You killed her.
- Who?
1268
01:18:16,152 --> 01:18:18,901
I kill a lot of people.
1269
01:18:19,069 --> 01:18:20,193
You killed...
1270
01:18:22,028 --> 01:18:23,988
... the most beautiful thing
1271
01:18:24,156 --> 01:18:26,156
in the whole world.
1272
01:18:26,323 --> 01:18:28,323
Did i?
1273
01:18:28,491 --> 01:18:30,116
One thing's for sure:
1274
01:18:30,284 --> 01:18:32,410
I'm going to kill you.
1275
01:18:36,579 --> 01:18:39,163
I'm not afraid of evil any longer.
1276
01:18:40,497 --> 01:18:42,582
I will have vengeance.
1277
01:18:42,749 --> 01:18:44,166
No, Eddie...
1278
01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:45,791
you can't.
1279
01:18:45,959 --> 01:18:47,543
I didn't kill her.
1280
01:18:47,711 --> 01:18:49,043
You're a liar!
1281
01:18:50,961 --> 01:18:52,628
My leg!
1282
01:18:52,796 --> 01:18:54,921
You shot Hugo, you bastard!
1283
01:18:55,089 --> 01:18:57,298
I didn't kill her, Eddie.
1284
01:18:57,465 --> 01:18:59,382
I just...
1285
01:18:59,550 --> 01:19:01,259
freed her from you.
1286
01:19:03,428 --> 01:19:05,303
Why Hugo?
1287
01:19:05,470 --> 01:19:07,636
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
I, uh...
1288
01:19:07,804 --> 01:19:09,345
- Sorry, man.
- She's alive.
1289
01:19:09,513 --> 01:19:12,181
Well, i guess, technically,
she's dead.
1290
01:19:12,348 --> 01:19:15,975
But she's dominating the charts
over in Japan.
1291
01:19:17,727 --> 01:19:20,311
Has been for 30 years.
1292
01:19:20,478 --> 01:19:23,896
Goddamn dick!
Don't fire if you can't see!
1293
01:19:30,734 --> 01:19:32,067
It's true, Eddie.
1294
01:19:32,235 --> 01:19:33,610
Danielle?
1295
01:19:35,279 --> 01:19:37,613
You're alive?
1296
01:19:37,780 --> 01:19:39,238
And you're dead!
1297
01:20:04,212 --> 01:20:05,628
Ah!
1298
01:20:05,795 --> 01:20:08,087
Oh, shit!
1299
01:20:10,256 --> 01:20:11,882
Jesus Christ!
1300
01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:15,341
- What's happening?
- You're returning
1301
01:20:15,508 --> 01:20:19,219
to what you were before,
out-of-work musicians.
1302
01:20:19,386 --> 01:20:22,346
You better hold still.
It's gonna hurt.
1303
01:20:22,513 --> 01:20:23,930
Eddie?
1304
01:20:24,097 --> 01:20:26,056
I don't feel good.
1305
01:20:29,935 --> 01:20:31,558
Oh...
1306
01:20:31,726 --> 01:20:35,019
Oh, yes, you do.
1307
01:20:37,230 --> 01:20:38,438
Jennifer?
1308
01:20:38,605 --> 01:20:40,022
Yeah.
1309
01:20:40,190 --> 01:20:42,440
I'm sorry i called you a monster.
1310
01:20:42,608 --> 01:20:43,775
That's okay.
1311
01:20:43,942 --> 01:20:46,318
You also called her
a treacherous bitch.
1312
01:20:46,485 --> 01:20:47,943
- Hugo...
- Can we talk about this later?
1313
01:20:48,110 --> 01:20:51,195
Yeah, yeah. Ah... Jesus Christ!
1314
01:20:56,157 --> 01:20:59,533
And it brings back
And it brings back
1315
01:20:59,700 --> 01:21:02,534
Those old emotions...
1316
01:21:07,913 --> 01:21:09,330
Did you have fun?
1317
01:21:09,498 --> 01:21:10,956
Yeah. Yeah.
1318
01:21:11,123 --> 01:21:13,749
Your mother's a very competent
charades player.
1319
01:21:13,917 --> 01:21:15,917
Yeah, she sure is.
1320
01:21:16,085 --> 01:21:18,919
It's great that we get to see them
so much more often now.
1321
01:21:19,087 --> 01:21:21,670
Yeah, it is. It's nice.
Everything's nice.
1322
01:21:21,837 --> 01:21:23,295
Do you, uh...
1323
01:21:23,463 --> 01:21:25,506
you ever miss it?
1324
01:21:25,674 --> 01:21:29,258
I... I don't miss being sick
in the sunlight.
1325
01:21:29,425 --> 01:21:31,842
No, i meant playing in a band.
1326
01:21:32,010 --> 01:21:33,427
Music?
1327
01:21:33,595 --> 01:21:35,262
Yeah... sometimes.
1328
01:21:37,805 --> 01:21:40,430
- Screw it. We're better off.
- Way better off.
1329
01:21:42,182 --> 01:21:44,432
You ever look
into those pottery classes?
1330
01:21:45,977 --> 01:21:47,643
- What's that?
- Got a flat.
1331
01:21:47,811 --> 01:21:49,186
Ahh. Pull over.
1332
01:21:54,564 --> 01:21:56,398
Great.
1333
01:22:09,365 --> 01:22:12,198
Nnothing. I just, uh...
1334
01:22:12,366 --> 01:22:14,032
I'll get the jack.
1335
01:22:21,955 --> 01:22:23,788
Oh, shit.
1336
01:22:23,956 --> 01:22:26,623
There's no spare.
1337
01:22:26,791 --> 01:22:28,207
No.
1338
01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:30,834
Can i be of some assistance?
1339
01:22:31,002 --> 01:22:32,668
Nice outfits.
1340
01:22:32,836 --> 01:22:35,169
Hey, we got a flat tire.
1341
01:22:35,337 --> 01:22:38,088
- Yes, i see.
- We don't have a spare.
1342
01:22:38,256 --> 01:22:40,881
- Any way you could give us a ride?
- Well, of course.
1343
01:22:41,049 --> 01:22:42,465
Jen, no.
1344
01:22:45,050 --> 01:22:46,342
Where's your car?
1345
01:22:46,510 --> 01:22:49,886
I have other means of transportation.
1346
01:22:50,053 --> 01:22:51,762
Tell me I'm dreaming.
1347
01:22:51,930 --> 01:22:53,763
Welcome to my nightmare:
1348
01:22:53,931 --> 01:22:56,682
charades, matching sweaters,
pottery class...
1349
01:22:56,850 --> 01:23:00,143
No, this is over.
We killed the queen vampire.
1350
01:23:00,311 --> 01:23:03,893
No. You killed a 300-year-old
vampire named Queeny.
1351
01:23:04,061 --> 01:23:08,855
I'm from a much older breed.
What you kids call "old school."
1352
01:23:09,023 --> 01:23:11,356
- Are you gonna kill us?
- Totally.
1353
01:23:12,942 --> 01:23:15,067
- Just let her go, okay?
- Relax, Romeo.
1354
01:23:15,235 --> 01:23:18,235
I'm just here to set you free, again.
1355
01:23:18,403 --> 01:23:21,487
Hey, let's put the old band
back together.
1356
01:23:21,654 --> 01:23:23,739
We're gonna need a new drummer.
1357
01:23:23,906 --> 01:23:26,282
I know just the guy.
1358
01:23:27,616 --> 01:23:29,867
- Wait a second.
- Come on.
1359
01:23:32,578 --> 01:23:34,910
I'm your lover
1360
01:23:35,078 --> 01:23:36,746
I'm your brother
1361
01:23:36,913 --> 01:23:38,580
I'm your killer
1362
01:23:38,748 --> 01:23:40,456
I'm your friend
1363
01:23:40,623 --> 01:23:44,167
I'm your teacher
I'm your preacher
1364
01:23:44,335 --> 01:23:47,544
I'm the reaper
1365
01:23:47,712 --> 01:23:50,587
In the end
1366
01:23:53,922 --> 01:23:56,715
- McDowell?
- I just fancy breaking out into song.
1367
01:23:56,883 --> 01:23:58,966
You know, right here, right now.
1368
01:23:59,134 --> 01:24:02,635
Why I'm the only one
who don't get a song?
1369
01:24:02,803 --> 01:24:03,969
Ready and...
1370
01:24:04,137 --> 01:24:05,387
... frame?
1371
01:24:05,555 --> 01:24:07,388
It's over...
1372
01:24:07,555 --> 01:24:08,472
Action.
1373
01:24:08,639 --> 01:24:10,639
It's over.
1374
01:24:10,807 --> 01:24:13,808
I'm the reaper in the end
1375
01:24:14,851 --> 01:24:17,101
Along came a spider
1376
01:24:19,146 --> 01:24:21,396
Crept up beside her
1377
01:24:23,106 --> 01:24:25,064
Spun his web deep inside her
1378
01:24:27,192 --> 01:24:29,692
My darkness will guide her
1379
01:24:31,903 --> 01:24:33,611
I am
1380
01:24:33,779 --> 01:24:35,737
The spider
1381
01:24:35,905 --> 01:24:37,781
I am
1382
01:24:37,947 --> 01:24:40,282
The spider
1383
01:24:40,449 --> 01:24:43,324
I am the spider
1384
01:24:44,451 --> 01:24:45,742
I am
1385
01:24:45,910 --> 01:24:48,036
The spider
1386
01:24:55,917 --> 01:24:58,500
You're my sinner
1387
01:24:58,667 --> 01:25:00,918
You're my dinner
my little puppet
1388
01:25:01,086 --> 01:25:03,753
Let's pretend
1389
01:25:03,921 --> 01:25:06,588
You're the cure to...
1390
01:25:06,755 --> 01:25:09,422
my affliction
1391
01:25:09,590 --> 01:25:12,341
my addiction to the end
1392
01:25:13,551 --> 01:25:15,467
Along came a spider
1393
01:25:17,761 --> 01:25:19,720
Crept up beside her
1394
01:25:21,138 --> 01:25:23,889
Spun his web deep inside her
1395
01:25:25,849 --> 01:25:27,933
my darkness will guide her
1396
01:25:29,936 --> 01:25:31,684
I am
1397
01:25:31,852 --> 01:25:33,852
The spider
1398
01:25:34,020 --> 01:25:38,105
I am the spider
1399
01:25:38,405 --> 01:25:42,104
I am the spider
1400
01:25:42,705 --> 01:25:46,104
I am the spider
1401
01:25:47,861 --> 01:25:49,861
I was born to this
1402
01:25:50,988 --> 01:25:53,989
Not something to strive for
1403
01:25:54,698 --> 01:25:56,740
Not something to even admire
1404
01:25:57,992 --> 01:25:59,534
unless of course
1405
01:25:59,701 --> 01:26:03,120
It's done with the greatest of taste
1406
01:26:03,287 --> 01:26:05,120
Conviction
1407
01:26:05,287 --> 01:26:07,704
And expensise
1408
01:26:10,207 --> 01:26:13,667
I am the spider
1409
01:26:19,839 --> 01:26:22,046
Along came a spider
1410
01:26:24,215 --> 01:26:26,048
Crept up beside her
1411
01:26:27,801 --> 01:26:30,468
Spun his web deep inside her
1412
01:26:32,637 --> 01:26:34,887
my darkness will guide her
1413
01:26:36,639 --> 01:26:40,318
I am the spider
1414
01:26:40,919 --> 01:26:44,317
I am the spider
1415
01:26:45,418 --> 01:26:51,316
I am the spider
1416
01:27:39,133 --> 01:27:42,758
Don't know how to begin
1417
01:27:42,926 --> 01:27:46,969
Open road is closing in
1418
01:27:47,136 --> 01:27:48,761
We're getting far
1419
01:27:48,929 --> 01:27:50,971
From where we've been
1420
01:27:51,139 --> 01:27:53,389
And where we're going
1421
01:27:55,516 --> 01:27:59,185
And where we going anyway
1422
01:28:08,690 --> 01:28:12,525
Don't know how to explain
1423
01:28:12,693 --> 01:28:16,360
Open road's expecting rain
1424
01:28:17,112 --> 01:28:18,528
We're getting far
1425
01:28:18,695 --> 01:28:21,155
From where we came
1426
01:28:21,322 --> 01:28:23,573
And where we're going
1427
01:28:25,533 --> 01:28:28,951
And where we going anyway
1428
01:28:30,328 --> 01:28:32,369
going nowhere
1429
01:28:32,537 --> 01:28:35,579
going nowhere
Coming down
1430
01:28:38,499 --> 01:28:40,749
going nowhere
1431
01:28:40,917 --> 01:28:44,752
going nowhere
Coming down
1432
01:28:59,135 --> 01:29:01,761
You ain't going nowhere
1433
01:29:03,721 --> 01:29:06,347
Ain't going nowhere
1434
01:29:06,515 --> 01:29:08,348
Any day
1435
01:29:08,516 --> 01:29:10,766
going nowhere
1436
01:29:10,934 --> 01:29:14,142
going nowhere
Coming down
1437
01:29:16,937 --> 01:29:19,395
going nowhere
1438
01:29:19,563 --> 01:29:22,564
going nowhere
Coming down
1439
01:29:25,525 --> 01:29:27,775
going nowhere
1440
01:29:27,943 --> 01:29:31,402
going nowhere
Coming down
1441
01:29:34,572 --> 01:29:36,405
going nowhere
1442
01:29:36,573 --> 01:29:39,783
going nowhere
Coming down
1443
01:29:42,576 --> 01:29:44,451
I'm coming down
1444
01:29:44,619 --> 01:29:47,203
'Cause I'm going nowhere
1445
01:29:47,371 --> 01:29:48,787
Coming down
1446
01:29:48,955 --> 01:29:51,205
'Cause I'm going nowhere
1447
01:29:51,373 --> 01:29:52,998
I'm coming down
1448
01:29:53,166 --> 01:29:55,416
'Cause I'm going nowhere
1449
01:29:55,584 --> 01:29:57,793
I'm coming down
1450
01:30:15,177 --> 01:30:18,595
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