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VOICE-OVER: 'Prepare to be amazed
and dazzled by Dippy Egg..."

Those were "egg-cellent” guesses.

'..Maypole...

'Bigfoot...'
MO: Oh, my God, that was so good.

'..Cricket... and Rat.

'Plus, special guest star -

'Olly Murs steps into the ring."

The gloves are off.
Yes.

I know exactly who that is.
What?! Wow!

Oh, my God!

'And it's tears of a clown
as one celebrity is unmasked.'

No way!

'This is The Masked Singer...'
Who is that?

"..Circus Special.'

SHE GRUNTS,
APPLAUSE

JOEL:
'The circus is in town, people.'

# Who are ya?

Who are ya?

# Who's that behind the mask? #

SONG: 'Let Go For Tonight'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Fell from the sky... #

whoo!

# We fell from the sky
And started walking

# Leaving our footprints
On the ground

# So I call your name
The only thing I know

# Is I need you here
Or you'll be gone forever

# All that I know, all that I know

# Is we're here tonight

# Turn off the lights

# Let go for tonight, baby

# Let love in your life
And be strong

# Let go for tonight, baby

# Who needs sleep tonight?

# I need to let it go, let it go

# Let it go, let it go

# Turn off the lights

# Let love in your life, baby

# Who needs sleep tonight?

# I need to let it go, let it go

# Turn off the lights
Let it go, let it go

# Turn off the lights

# Let love in your life, baby

# Who needs sleep tonight?

# Turn off the lights. #

DAVINA: Wow!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

who is that?

ALL: Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes!

It's me!

Oh!

Thank you.

Welcome to the greatest show
on Earth!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I'm your ringmaster, or ring-masker.

And for one night only,
the circus is in town, people!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Prepare to be amazed

as five extraordinary acts
take to the stage

in incredible disguises,

the likes of which
you've never seen.

Apart from a couple of weeks ago.

LAUGHTER

But now, send in the clowns,
it's the panel, everybody.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Who are ya? #

JOEL: I'm coming in.

Look at all this.

Look at all this stuff.

# Who's that behind the mask? #

All the way from
Cirque du Mo-leil...

whoo!
LAUGHTER

# This is the greatest Mo! #

It's Mo Gilligan.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

She is here for a good "mime",
it's Davina McCall.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes.

He puts the "dad" into

# Dad-da-da-da-da-da-da... #

ALL, TO CIRCUS THEME:
# Da-da-da-da-da-da

# Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da! #

It's Jonathan Ross!
Hello, everyone.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hello, thank you.

And with Rita back in America,

stepping into her clown shoes
this week,

it's the Murs-me rising Olly Murs!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Pleasure.
Wow.

It is so good to have you here.
Are you a big fan of the show, Olly?

Yes. What is going on?
This is madness.

LAUGHTER
Absolute madness.

But I'm here for the madness.
Yes.

Yay!
I'm excited. I can't wait.

Jonathan, can you please
talk us through your outfit?

You look incredible right now.
Well, because everyone else...

Well...
You look so good.

Thank you. Everyone else
was told to dress for the circus.

This is what I was coming in anyway.

LAUGHTER
I'm meant to be a circus daredevil,

and I was, I was a reckless rogue
when I was young,

which is hard enough for me to say,
never mind to be.

LAUGHTER

Oh... Davina, this is a strong look.

What do you bench, bro?
1,0001b.

1,000Lb.

I'm so strong. I'm so strong.
So strong.

Mo, do you have any circus skills?

I can do this thing where
I move the side of my head.

Here we go. Are we ready?
Yes.

Can you see that?
Wow.

Look at that. And Mo,
do you have any circus skills?

LAUGHTER

Remember, there's no "I" in team,
but there is an "us" in circus.

Good luck, panel.
Yay!

Thank you.

Gonna be fun.

Roll up, roll up!

Tonight's five acts
will wow this sold-out crowd.

After all five performances,
the two acts with the fewest votes

will compete in a sing-off
and one of them will be unmasked.

Remember, there are clues
all over this big top,

especially in the clue packages,

parts of which feature
stunt doubles,

and they've got big shoes to fill.

MIMICS CLOWN HORN

LAUGHTER

Now, time for our first act.

They're the best thing
WITH sliced bread.

It's Dippy Egg.

Yeah.

# Cheer up, sleepy Jean

# Oh, what can it mean? #

My performance last week
was so much fun,

which was nice.

Matt Lucas.
Could it be Matt Hancock in there?

He looks more like Boris Johnson.

But no "yolk", the panel didn't even
come close to cracking me.

# Happiness is egg-shaped

# And love's a... #

Think I like the quiet life
of t'farm?

No way.

Don't mislay

cos I play day and night.

Someone who works on TV
at night and day?

# Cos I've got a brand-new
Combine harvester

# And I'll give you the key... #

Being a farmer,
I love birdsong at sunrise.

It might be someone who has a farm.

Maybe it's someone who has
a nature show. He likes football.

# I've got a brand-new
Combine harvester... #

Oh, look,
"You're not on Strictly now."

Someone who's been on Strictly,
then.

And talking about mornings,

us dippy eggs love brekkie.

Erm, breakfast show?

It's the most important meal
of t'day.

# Weigh-ho, heigh-ho... #

Everything's blue and yellow,

that might be a football kit
or something.

Oh, voting. Politician.

I'm egg-static

because today's looking
all sunny side up.

Live. # High, low, high, low,
it's off to work I go. #

Higher, higher, lower, lower.
The Price Is Right.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes, Dippy Egg!

SONG: 'There's No Business
Like Show Business'

# There's no business
Like show business

# Like no business I know

# Everything about it is appealing

# Everything that traffic will allow

# Nowhere can you get
That happy feeling

# When you're stealing
That extra bow

# There's no people like... #

Look at the mouths on the eggs.

# They smile when they are low

# Yesterday, they told you
You would not go far

# Last night, you open
And there you are... #

He's got, like, an American accent.

# Next day, on your dressing room
They've hung a star

# Let's go on with the show

# Costumes, the plots

# The audience that lifts you
When you're down

# The headaches, the heartaches

# The backaches, the flops

# The sheriff who escorts you
Out of town

# "Get out of here!" #

Maybe it is an American.

# The opening
When your heart beats like a drum

# The closing
when the customers don't come

# Well, meh

# There's no business
Like show business

# Like no business I know

# You get word
Before the show has started

# That your favourite uncle
Died at dawn

# On top of that
Your ma and pa have parted

# You're brokenhearted
But you go on

# There's no people like show people

# They smile when they are low... #

Theatrical, right?
Yeah, like the West End vibes.

# That you know will fold

# And leave you stranded
Out in the cold

# Still, you wouldn't swap it
For a pot of gold

# Let's go

# On with the show. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

These eggs are mad.

Wow!

Dippy Egg, everybody!

What a star.

That was good.
Wow!

Loved that, Dippy Egg,
that was so good!

Jonathan, what did you think?
I really enjoyed that performance.

Wasn't that a lovely
start to the show?

So much energy.
Whoo!

You know what,
Strictly is the big clue here.

DAVINA: Yes.

Just listening to your voice
and seeing the way you perform

and dance around the stage,

what do chickens have up here?
What's that? A beak?

Yeah, a little "Beke".

An Anton Du Beke.

Ooh!

That's who it is.

And you can't make an omelette
without "Beke-ing" a few eggs.

LAUGHTER

Olly, welcome to the show.

It's a pleasure.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You look amazing.
Who do you think it is?

Do you know what,
the gloves are off.

Wow, gloves off.
I'm ready for this.

Here we go.
I know exactly who that is.

Wow!
Yep.

Who?
I think this is a TV presenter

because one of the clues was
"working day and night".

And I think it's someone that
might have worked on breakfast TV

and maybe done some evening TV work.

Yeah. This person's done Strictly,
he's quite tall,

and I've seen them calves before.
what?

LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

It's Dan Walker.

APPLAUSE

Davina?

So, I agree, I think it's somebody
on the television,

but I do think it's somebody
that was a politician

cos of the voting thing.
Right.

A politician that was
on Strictly Come Dancing,

somebody that's on GMB,

I think it's Ed Balls.

MO: Ooh!
JONATHAN: Yeah. It could be.

The other person I thought it
could be, who's got amazing calves,

who's on breakfast television,
is Ben Shephard. That's true.

MO: Ooh!
Bit of Ben Shephard.

I had Ben Shephard as well.

I thought you was gonna say
Ben Shephard, Olly.

Mm.
Yeah, and my heart skipped a beat.

LAUGHTER

All right, guesses.

I'm gonna go back
to a previous guess I had

because this is, I feel like,
a bit of a funny person.

Hm.
Very, very good voice.

I think it's Matt Lucas in there.
Mm.

APPLAUSE

Matt Lucas?
Yeah.

OK. Do you want a little clue?

Yes, please. Yes.

Well, we're gonna give you two,
but only one of them is true.

We call this game
Truth or Custard Pies. Lies!

LAUGHTER

Dippy Egg,
can we have your first clue, please?

READS CLUE ALOUD

"My clown chums"?
Clown chums...

Can I have your second clue, please?

READS CLUE ALOUD

Catwalk? "I've got more in common
with a catwalk

“than a tightrope walk."
Interesting.

That has threw me.
Audience, give a cheer

if you think number one is true.
DAVINA: Yay!

DINGING

Give a cheer
if you think number two is true.

CHEERING

Less people. Interesting.

So, he said "clown chums"?
Yeah.

Growing up, I used to watch
a show called SMTV Live.

They used to have a version
of Friends called Chums.

Oh, yeah.

Ant and Dec was on the show.

Someone who's very close
to Ant and Dec, Stephen Mulhern.

Mm.

Interesting.

You'll only see who's inside
when they "eggs-it" the competition.

Let's hear it for Dippy Egg,
everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Deeply Dippy'
by Right Said Fred

I would love some eggs now.

JOEL: Were the panel's guesses
show-stopping,

or are they quickly
going out of business?

Who do you think's behind the mask?

I think you'll agree,
those were "egg-cellent” guesses,

but are the panel close
to cracking me?

Maypole is coming up
after the break,

so I "wood-n't" go anywhere.

Cos it's made of wood.
See you in a bit.

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CIRCUS MUSIC

LAUGHTER

Go on, yeah!
Yes, Joel!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah!

Welcome back
to The Masked Singer Circus!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What a star. What a talent.

We've still got four sensational
performances to come

and a sing-off.

But right now,
it's back to the clues.

I'm surprisingly worn out,
considering how small the bike is!

LAUGHTER

We'll get to the bottom of this
once and "floral".

It's Maypole!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I'm never gonna not
Dance again

# Dance again

# I'm never gonna not
Dance again... #

Mayday, Mayday.

The panel's guesses
have got me in a spin.

Could be Rita Ora.

Anne-Marie.
Emma Raducanu.

Former prime minister Theresa May!

Well, they are all going
in one direction.

# Dance again. #

I can stand rain and shine.

You have to be resilient
to survive this island.

It could be someone that
might have been on Love Island.

And this isn't my first rodeo.

Finding a perfect match is easy
when you're made of wood.

Well, sometimes, it is.

Oh, well.
CHUCKLES

Is that where Olympics have been?

I almost chose a different field

that was poles apart.

Is that Bake Off?
Oh, my God, this is so hard.

But this habit is hard to break.

Return To Sender
was a hit for Elvis.

Time to go for another whirl.

Wheee!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

This is amazing.

SONG: 'Clown'

# I guess it's funnier
From where you're standing

# Cos from over here
I missed the joke... #

Wow. Wow.
Wow.

Who is this?

# Clear the way for my crash landing

# I've done it again

# Another number for your notes

# I'll be your clown

# Behind the glass

# Go 'head and laugh

# Cos it's funny

# I would too

# If I saw me

# I'll be your clown

# On your favourite channel

# My life's a circus, circus

# Round in circles

# I'm selling out tonight... #

GASPS

# From a distance
My choice is simple

# From a distance, I can entertain

# So you can see me

# I put make-up on my face

# But there's no way you can feel it

# From so far away

# Yeah... #

Wow! Come on.

# I'll be your clown

# Behind the glass

# Go 'head and laugh

# Cos it's funny

# I would too

# If I saw me

# I'll be your clown

# On your favourite channel

# My life's a circus, circus

# Round in circles

# I'm selling out tonight. #

Wow!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I've got goose bumps all over.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow!

Give it up for Maypole, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was so, so good.

Olly, how good was that?

Maypole, wow,
that was beautiful and stunning.

I just looked around
and they were just loving it. Yeah.

The clues haven't matched up to
the voice a little bit.

People that I've put down
are not what I expected. No.

The one clue that stood out for me
was one direction.

I think I know this lady very well.
DAVINA GASPS

I think I was on X Factor
when she was on it.

I think the year that One Direction
were on it, she was on it.

I think it's my
X Factor buddy Cheryl.

JONATHAN: Wow. Wow.

I mean, that's convincing.

Last time you were on, as you know,
I guessed,

and this made perfect sense
at the time,

I thought it was Theresa May.

LAUGHTER

But, no, here is who I think it
might actually be because

it was mentioned about making
a habit of it and this is someone

I know can sing beautifully and was
in Sister Act in the West End.

I think it might be Beverley Knight.

AUDIENCE: Ooh.

Oh, you're not convinced
but stick with it.

It's a step up from Theresa May.

LAUGHTER

Mo, have you changed your hat?

Yeah, that's my magic trick -
I change my hat.

Just changing up the hat.

Joel, I changed my pants.
No-one even noticed.

LAUGHTER
Who is it, Mo?

When I looked at the clue package,
Joel,

I seen a gold heart which
made me think of Love Island.

She performed on Love Island
and in the clue package

they said "praise you",
which is one of her song titles.

That's why I think she's not here,
she's over there, it is Rita Ora.

We are being bamboozled, Joel.
I would love it if that was Rita.

Why is she not here?
Because she's here. Yeah.

LAUGHTER
Davina, who is it?

So, I want to ask you a question.

Anne-Marie is who I guessed
last time.

Does it sound like her
cos you know her voice?

Anne-Marie has got an incredible
voice. That could be. It could be.

I'm confused because...
I'm not 100%.

...the clues are pointing me
to another singer so...

I'm not sure that this singer
fits the bill.

I heard the name Stan.

Dido, her son is called Stan.
She sang Stan with Eminem.

Dido.
APPLAUSE

But I think I'd be
better off with Anne-Marie.

I think you'd be better off with
Theresa May, to be honest with you.

OK, it's time to play
Truth or Custard Pies.

You'll hear two clues
but only one of them is true.

Maypole, let's hear clue number one.
Go for it.

READS CLUE ALOUD

"It's true clowns scare me,
but I just grin and bear it."

Clue number two.

READS CLUE ALOUD

"Don't tell the other circus acts

"but I can speak
Spanish and Italian."

Audience, give me a cheer
if you think number one is true.

CHEERING

BELL DINGS

Audience, if you think number two
is true.

CHEERING

One very confident child.

LAUGHTER

She was Cheryl Cole-Versini
for a while.

But Cheryl's son's called Bear.
GASPING

HIGH-PITCHED VOCALISING

Interesting.

Who's been leading the panel
on a merry dance?

We'll only know
when the mask comes off.

Give it up for Maypole, everyone!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# You spin me right round
Baby, right round... #

Cheryl's really tiny.
I think she's American.

Di-don't know if the panel
are getting close or simply

going round in circles.

Who do you think's behind the mask?

Did Olly just call my name?

Am I Cheryl
or is that Crazy Stupid Love?

After the break,
Bigfoot steps into the big top.

It's gonna be big-g-g-g-g!

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to
The Masked Singer Circus.

STRAINED GRUNTING

Wow! When I heard the circus
was looking for a new strongman,

naturally I stepped up.

CHEERING
whoo!

STRAINING

It's pretty heavy actually.
Do you want some help?

You won't be able to move it,
Davina. It's really heavy.

It's really heavy.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wanna give it a try?

CHEERING

You're unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

Here?
Yeah, pop it over there for me.

Pop it over there for me.

Thank you, thank you.
I loosened it up for you.

Onto our next act now.

They're a waxer's worst nightmare.
It's Bigfoot.

# What can I say except
You're welcome? #

woohoo!

Through on the first take.

On the first take.

Solving the mystery of Bigfoot...

Bradley Walsh.
Hugh Laurie.

Ray Mears.
Nick Mohammed.

...is no small feat.

Thank you!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

REPORTER: 'More footage has appeared
of the elusive Bigfoot.'

Hello.

I thought I'd feel a bit awkward
on stage but it was great.

Awkward on stage,
could be a stage actor.

"Harder to catch than you think."

You've got to snatch opportunities
when they come to you.

A Lego cup.

I feel really loved.
Hogwarts and all.

Hogwarts and all.

Could be someone
who starred in Harry Potter.

Now I'm ready
to take it to the Maximus.

Cowboy boot.
Spurs. Cowboy boot.

Whoa!

It doesn't matter if it's not
perfect if everybody is having fun.

Act your age not your shoe size...

unless your feet are as big as mine!

Could also be a sports person.
That's a quote from a song.

Here's hoping I can
knock your sock off tonight.

Come on, Bigfoot.
Come on, Bigfoot.

Bigfoot, Bigfoot...

SONG: 'Come Fly With Me'

# Come fly with me
Let's fly, let's fly away

# If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay

# Come fly with me
Let's fly, let's fly away

# Come fly with me
Let's float down to Peru

# In llama-land
There's a one-man band

# And he'll toot his flute for you

# Come fly with me
Let's take off in the blue... #

I think it might be a sportsperson.

# Once I get you up there
Where the air is rarefied

# We'll just glide, starry-eyed... #

What's with the dog?

# Once I get you up there

# I'll be holding you so near

# You may hear the angels cheer
Because we're together

# Weather-wise
It's such a lovely day... #

DAVINA: Yeah!

Whoo!

# You just say the words
And we'll beat those birds

# Down to Acapulco Bay

# It's so perfect
For a flying honeymoon, they say

# Come fly with me
Let's fly, let's fly... #

DAVINA IMITATES
SINGING STYLE

# Pack up, let's fly away! #

Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Give it up for Bigfoot, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, I love you!
I love you!

Olly, what did you think?

Hold on. You ready?

IMITATES
'THE VOICE' BUZZER

CHEERING

Oh, Bigfoot. It's a pleasure to
have you on my team.

Um... different show.

Bigfoot, I think you're my favourite
so far.

Come on, you're just so lovely.
Yes!

I believe this is a sportsperson.
DAVINA: Yep.

"Harder to catch than you think."

So I was thinking it was
a goalkeeper. The Maximus thing.

That's in Gladiators.
Yes.

Gladiators have weapons.
DAVINA: Yes.

Where do you get your weapons?
The Arsenal.

JONATHAN: Ah!

Arsenal, loves fishing,
likes to catch balls.

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is David Seaman.

CHEERING

Now, I know he did
The Masked Dancer... Yes.

But he hasn't done Singer.
Exactly.

Hasn't done Singer.

Mo.
Let's go to some clues.

I looked at one of the clues.

You said something about Hogwarts
so I thought,

"Who do we know who's in Hogwarts?"

Possibly it could be Rupert Grint.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

He's got the same colour hair.
Right?

Davina.

This is going slightly against the
cute image that you're giving me

right now, but I saw the
cowboy boots and I saw the spurs

on the cowboy boots,

so I thought Spurs
might have something do with it.

Public warning.
There was the word "public warning".

I thought maybe it's a bad boy.

Maybe this sweet kind of,
"Oh... I'm sweet Bigfoot",

is to cover up the fact that you're
actually a very naughty bad boy.

I think it's Vinnie Jones.

APPLAUSE

I know he played for a different
football team but, actually,

he supports Spurs. Ooh.

I like that a lot, Davina.

Jonathan Ross,
what are you thinking?

There was a big clue
in the clue package.

Did you all hear Bigfoot say,
"Act your age not your shoe size?"

AUDIENCE: Yes!

Do you know what song that comes
from? Yes. Kiss by Prince.

But who else had a big hit
with Kiss? Tom!

Tom Jones.
Do you think that could be TJ?

Tom Jones?!

Hold on, give him a chance.

AUDIENCE BOO

Bigfoot, I love you,
but it's definitely not Tom Jones.

Definitely not Tom Jones?
Even Bigfoot's agreeing with that.

That exactly how Tom Jones
would react to that kind of comment.

OK, I think you guys
could use a little help.

Let's play Truth or Custard Pies.
Lies.

Bigfoot, can we please have
your first clue.

READS CLUE ALOUD

Stormzy?!

The second clue, please.

READS CLUE ALOUD

Give me a cheer, audience,
if you think number one is true.

CHEERING

Give me a cheer if you think
number two is true.

CHEERING

Pretty split.

You're the strongman tonight
with a dumbbell,

so is it someone that you have had
some interaction with, do you think?

I have met Rupert Grint.
You've met him? Oh!

But I've also met Vinnie Jones.

That could be Vinnie.
Could be Vinnie.

This show where we're thinking,

“Is it Rupert Grint
or Vinnie Jones?"

What a show...

What a show!

Well, you ain't seen nothing "yeti",

but you will
when the mask comes off.

Give it up for Bigfoot, everyone!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I love Bigfoot.
What a great character.

# I'm a real wild child... #

Are the panel
keeping up with the Joneses

or do they need a "Rupert hint"
before they score a goal?

Who do you think is behind the mask?

Vinnie Jones? Sounds like the panel
were snatching at straws to me.

Time for some more clues.

I've known this act since I was
knee-high to a grasshopper.

It's Cricket!

# Put your hands on
Put your hands on... #

After last week's performance,
I'm feeling completely bowled over.

# Oh, Lord, it may go... #

If you ask me...

Could be Levi Roots.
Jay Blades.

It could be Vic Reeves in there
maybe.

...the entire panel are all out.
CHUCKLES

I may be coming across
all airs and graces,

but one could say
I have a bit of a reputation.

Ah, this is someone
that's quite known.

I've always had potential.

Different from the team pursuit.

Prescription. T-D-F.

Tour de France.
Bradley Wiggins!

I don't want to
take you on a ride but...

RECORD SCRATCHES

...competing, you "Knowles"...

...it allowed my talent to grow.

The competition has been
rather thrilling, hasn't it?

Let's hope tonight's performance
isn't a duck.

A duck.
That's a cricket reference.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SONG: 'Rhythm Is A Dancer

VOCALISING,
HOLDING NOTES

# Rhythm is a dancer
It's a soul's companion

# People feel it everywhere

# Lift your hands and voices
Free your mind and join us... #

I know this person, man.

# You can feel it in the air

# Oh, it's a passion

# Oh, you can feel it in the air

# Whoa, it's a passion

# Whoa, whoa

# This is the rhythm of the...

# You can put some joy
Upon my face

# Oh, sunshine in
An empty place... #

I know this voice, I know this.

# And then I'll make you stay

# Oh, I can ease you of your pain

# Feel you give me love again... #

I think I know it as well
but I can't place it.

# Each time I hear you say, hey

# This is the rhythm of the night
The night

# Oh, yeah

# The rhythm of the night

# This is the rhythm of my life
My life

# Oh, yeah

# The rhythm of my life

# This is the rhythm of the night

# The night
Oh, yeah... #

It's a really deep, soulful voice.
Yes.

# The rhythm of the night

# This is the rhythm of my life

# My life

# Oh, yeah

# The rhythm of my life

# This is the rhythm of the night
The night

# Oh, yeah. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That's a good voice.

It's a good voice
and quite a distinctive voice.

Give it up for Cricket, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So good, Cricket!

Yes!

Mo, how good was that, my friend?

That was so, so good.

Oh, my God. That was so good.

I was looking at some of the clues
and I seen competing,

and a show that people go on
and they compete

but they compete in a different way
to try and get funding,

and this person was on
Dragons' Den and they can sing...

I'm gonna go back to
a previous guess I had

and it could be Levi Roots.

APPLAUSE
It could be Levi Roots.

But last minute I have a new entry
and, again, it was someone that

not so much competes,
but they kind of make sure that

we're in a good vibe,
they motivate us,

and I think possibly it could be
Mr Motivator in there.

Wow!

JONATHAN: That's a good call.

Davina.

So competing,
I thought about the X Factor

and JLS were on the X Factor.

I think it's somebody who,
before he got into JLS,

he was in Holby City for a few years
because there was a doctor's coat.

And he was an X Factor finalist
against Alexandra Burke...

But, you know they said,
"you Knowles" instead of "you know".

Knowles felt like a really big clue
in there

and Alexandra Burke
sang with Beyonce... Yes.

...in that final with JLS in it,

so I came up with Marvin Humes.
APPLAUSE

Olly.
The first thing I saw was T-D-F.

And then I thought
Tour de France, you see.

Then I'm thinking
this could be a cyclist...

But then... you sang.
DAVINA: Yeah.

And then when you sang...

Cricket, you sang at
my best friend's wedding.

GASPING
What?!

Yeah. That's Lemar.
MO: Ohh!

Oh, it is!
That's Lemar!

You got it!
Yes!

I'm so annoyed now
cos I knew the voice. That's Lemar.

I seen you this summer.
How dare you do this to me, Lemar?

I swear on my life.

Jonathan.
Well, I'm glad you came to me last

cos earlier I was saying
David Gower and lan Botham,

but then when I heard you sing,
I remembered that

a friend of mine
heard someone like you sing at

their best friend's wedding.

LAUGHTER

I remembered,
it's Lemar, ladies and gentlemen!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It all came back to me.
You want another clue?

Yes.
Let's play Truth or Custard Pies.

Cricket,
can we have clue number one, please?

READS CLUE ALOUD

Fire breathing?
Clue number two, please.

READS CLUE ALOUD

Big mouse?
Audience, coming to you.

If you think
clue number one is true...

SCATTERED WHOOPS

Give me a cheer if you think
clue number two is true.

CHEERING,
BELL DINGS

Big mouse.
Did you recognise the voice?

100%.
No, the speaking voice.

Absolutely. What was that wedding
we were at, who was it again?

LAUGHTER
He spoke just like that.

It was Jake.
Jake's wedding. It might not be.

That's right, Jake's wedding.

And he came up and he said,
"I love a big mouse."

Yeah, I remember it now.
Big top.

It might not be.

Why do you think it might not be?
This is The Masked Singer.

We think we know something,
and then we know nothing.

There's a lot of tricks
going on here.

OK, interesting.
I very much enjoyed that.

OK, we'll only grass up this hopper

when the mask comes off.

Give it up for Cricket, everyone!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah!
Yay!

Well done, Cricket.
Head off down the corridor, friend.

Is there a 50-50 chance
that the panel got it right,

or do they need further motivation?

Who do you think's behind the mask?

Olly thinks he's cracked
this Cricket right off the bat,

but has he caught me out?

Rats!

It's time for a break,
but don't go anywhere

cos coming up, it's Rat.

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE,
DRUM ROLL

JONATHAN: Wow.
Yes, Joel! Yeah!

Welcome back
to The Masked Singer Circus!

That's the best link I've ever seen.

I put the chin
in wat-chin' television.

Thank you.
Whoo!

We've got one last act

before the studio audience
vote for their favourite.

They're popular everywhere...
except restaurants.

It's Rat.

SONG: 'Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!"

# Boom, boom, boom, boom
I want you in my room... #

It's me, Ratty.
I'm flushed with success.

# Boom, boom, boom, boom
I wanna go boom, boom... #

After last week's performance,
smiling from whisker to whisker,

the panel's guesses...

Could it be Carol Smillie in there?

Shirley Manson.

It might be Mel C.

LAUGHS
They haven't caught me yet.

# Together in my room. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Watch me do it, watch me do it

# Look it, look it, I'mma do it
Like a girl

# Like a girl... #

Practising my lines alone
is one thing,

but rodents like to run around
with others.

Others?
Maybe she was in a girl group.

I think it's a fake
Liverpool accent.

I'll tell you what, doc,
I'm a champion companion.

# Get on their knees

# Now watch me do it
Watch me do it... #

Alan.
Look, there's Alan on the T-shirt.

Decorating. There's some
decorating clues in there.

I've regenerated more than once,

made a name for myself.

Maybe an actor regenerates,
don't they?

But who wants one name
when you can have three?

Three names? Who can have one name?
Maybe she was in a group.

Or someone with three names, though.

# The girls wanna be her... #

STRANGER THINGS
THEME PLAYS

You find all sorts
of Stranger Things down here.

# The boys wanna be her

# I want to be her... #

That's an airbrush, isn't it?
That's a tattoo machine.

And I'm ready to make my mark
on this competition.

# And they love it! #

Time to make the fur fly.

APPLAUSE

SONG: 'Nellie The Elephant'

# To Bombay
A travelling circus came

# They brought
An intelligent elephant

# And Nellie was her name

# One dark night

# She slipped her iron chain

# And off she ran to Hindustan

# And was never seen again... #

Doesn't sound Scouse now.

No, you're right.

# Nellie the elephant
Packed her trunk

# And said goodbye to the circus

# Off she went with a trumpety trump

# Trump, trump, trump

# Nellie the elephant
Packed her trunk

# And trundled back to the jungle

# Off she went with a trumpety trump
Trump

# Trump
Trump

# The head of the herd was calling
Far, far away

# They met one night
In the silver light

# On the road to Mandalay... #
Whoo!

# Nellie the elephant
Packed her trunk

# And said goodbye to the circus

# Off she went
With a trumpety trump... #

I think probably an actor
or a presenter.

# The head of the herd was calling
Far, far away

# They met one night
In the silver light

# On the road to Mandalay... #
ALL: Hey!

# Nellie the elephant
Packed her trunk

# And said goodbye to the circus

# Off she went with a trumpety trump

# Trump, trump, trump! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Give it up for Rat!

Wow! Hey!

Aw.
Aw.

Jonathan, let's talk about
the elephant in the room.

Who is this?

I don't know who Rat is,
I don't think, just yet.

But I know I really enjoyed
that performance.

Song we all enjoy.

Did you see there was lots of
references to Stranger Things?

Yeah.

And then, they said, "Why have
one name when three names will do?"

And the young actor
who played Eleven in Stranger Things

is someone who goes by the name
of Millie Bobby Brown.

DAVINA GASPS
Yes.

But I don't think it is
Millie Bobby Brown.

However, I really enjoy
saying Millie Bobby Brown.

LAUGHTER

Would you care to join in?
One, two, three.

ALL: Millie Bobby Brown.

Pretty nice, isn't it?
It is nice.

No, but I tell you
who I think it is.

This is who I think it might be.

Do it yourself, home repairs,
you've got a tool belt on.

Regeneration,
if you regenerate your house,

I think it's someone
who has had a champion companion.

That companion
went by the name of Handy Andy.

I think in there,
from Changing Rooms,

it's Carol Smillie.

ALL: Ooh!
That's who I think it is.

Olly, who is Rat?

The clues, "Who wants one name
when you can have three?"

So I was thinking
maybe this Scouse rat

that's got a beautiful voice

was in a girl band.

MO: OK.
JONATHAN: Yeah.

Atomic Kitten.
Oh!

I'm thinking Kerry Katona.

Wow!
That's my guess.

Davina McCall, is it Kerry Katona?
No.

What?!

I think that...

Actually, I've got to say, Rat,

that was a great performance
from you.

I feel like you've grown
in confidence

since the last time we saw you.

Did you hear that, Rat?
Someone said, "I love you."

ALL: Aw.
Yeah.

Yeah.
MO: Aw, that's so cute. Who's that?

When they start mating
and take over your house,

you won't love them. Trust me.

LAUGHTER

They get everywhere!

I thought that clue about
regeneration might be an actor,

somebody who kind of just
regenerates themselves

into another part.

The Stranger Things,
this person that I'm thinking of,

who is originally from Liverpool,

was in a horror film
with David Harbour,

who was in Stranger Things.

I think it might be Jodie Comer.

Oh!
JONATHAN: From Killing Eve?

Yes.
She can do every accent.

Wow.
It could be.

Mo, what are you thinking,
my friend?

So, I've seen them say Alan, right?

Now, that led me down a path,
because this actor,

she's in Coronation Street,
ladies and gentlemen.

She is from Liverpool,
and when you think of regenerate,

yeah, you think of make-over, right?

So someone who was on a show
called 60 Minute Makeover,

she plays Tyrone's mum.

Tyrone's real name, the actor,
his name is Alan Halsall.

Do you know who I think it is?
I think it's Claire Sweeney.

Yes!
Oh, that's a good one.

That's a good guess.
That's quite good.

Mo, that's a good guess.

You want another clue?
Yes! Yes!

Do one last round
of Truth or Custard Pies.

Rat, can we hear
clue number one, please?

READS CLUE ALOUD

Jodie Comer played Villanelle
in Killing Eve.

Hmm.
And that was a path full of danger.

Let's hear the second clue.
OK, yes, second clue.

READS CLUE ALOUD

Fresh... Lick of paint?
..lick of paint. Lick of paint?

Audience, do you think number one
is true? Give me a cheer.

Nobody!
LAUGHTER

Audience, if you think
number two is true, give me a cheer.

Yes.
CHEERING

Yes.

And also, don't forget,
with Claire Sweeney,

you're thinking three names -
60... Minute... Makeover.

DAVINA GASPS
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

I don't know why I done that.
LAUGHTER

OK. I smell a rat under that hat.

But we'll only know
when the mask comes off.

Give it up for Rat, everyone.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Rat In Mi Kitchen
by UB40

Well done, Rat!
Rat-a-tat-tat!

# I'm gonna fix that rat
That's what I'm gonna do

# I'm gonna fix that rat. #

Do the panel have a rat's chance
of trapping this rodent?

Or do they not have
a rat-a-clue-ille?

Who do you think's
behind the mask?

Kerry Katona?

Rats get a little nervous
around kittens.

But was that guess atomic?

Wow! This circus
had more twists and turns

than a contortionist's convention.

Coming up after the break,
we've got the audience vote.

But first,
it's time to kick-start your weekend

with another chance
to win a massive two-part prize

worth over £118,000.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Masked Singer,

all this beautiful bunch.

All of our characters
have performed,

and now the studio audience
must choose their favourite.

The two acts with the fewest votes
will compete in a sing-off,

and one of them will be unmasked.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

While the audience vote,

here's a reminder
of tonight's performances.

# There's...

# No business like show business

# Like no business I know... #

# I'll be your clown

# On your favourite channel... #

# Come fly with me

# Let's fly, let's fly away... #

# This is the rhythm of my life

# My life

# Oh, yeah... #

# Nellie the elephant
Packed her trunk

# And said goodbye to the circus

# Off she went with a trumpety trump

# Trump, trump, trump... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The results are in.

I can reveal,

in no particular order,

the masked singers
going through are...

AUDIENCE CLAMOUR

...Bigfoot!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah!

The second masked singer
going through is...

AUDIENCE CLAMOUR

...Cricket!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Woohoo!

Wow.

Joining Cricket and Bigfoot is...

AUDIENCE CLAMOUR

...Maypole!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow!

That means, Rat, Dippy Egg,

you will be performing again
in tonight's sing-off.

After your performances,
the panel will decide

who will stay in the competition
and who will be unmasked.

The rest of you,
head off down the tunnel.

Congratulations, everybody.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yeah. Good luck.

# Who are you?
who's that behind the mask? #

Aw.

Panel, what do you think?
Aw, it's so sad.

I mean, it's horrible, isn't it,
having to...? Yeah.

They were all great tonight.

We can't wait
to hear another performance.

This is great for us.
It's a win-win situation.

OK, performing first,
ladies and gentlemen, it's Rat.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yeah! wWhoo!

Good luck, Rat.

SONG: 'YMCA',
CHEERING

Yeah!
Oh, come on.

# Young man

# There's no need to feel down
I said

# Young man

# Pick yourself off the ground
I said

# Young man

# Cos you're in a new town

# There's no need to be unhappy

# Young man

# There's a place you can go
I said

# Young man

# When you're short on your dough
You can stay there

# And I'm sure you will find

# Many ways to have a good time... #

Bam, bam, bam, bam!
Ready? Here we go.

# It's fun to stay at the YMCA

# It's fun to stay at the YMCA

# They have everything
For young men to enjoy

# You can hang out
With all the boys

# It's fun to stay at the YMCA

# You'll find it at the YMCA

# No man, young man
Does it all by himself

# Young man, young man
Put your pride on the shelf

# YMCA. #
Yeah! Whoo.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I love that.

Yes, yes, yes!

Give it up for Rat!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Who's that behind the mask? #
Well done, Ratty.

Performing next, it's Dippy Egg.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yay, Dippy Egg!

SONG: 'Shotgun'

# Homemade alligator
See you later

# Gotta hit the road

# Gotta hit the road... #
Great song!

# Something changed
In the atmosphere

# Architecture unfamiliar
I could get USED to this... #

LAUGHTER

# Time flies by
In the yellow and green

# Stick around
And you'll see what I mean

# There's a mountaintop
That I'm dreaming of

# If you need me
You know where I'll be

# I'll be riding shotgun
Underneath the hot sun

# Feeling like a someone

# I'll be riding shotgun
Underneath the hot sun

# Feeling like a someone... #

Whoa-oh.
Yeah, he's got the crowd.

# South of the equator, navigator

# Gotta hit the road
Gotta hit the road

# Deep-sea diving 'round the clock
# Bikini bottoms, lager tops

# I could get USED to this

# Time flies by
In the yellow and green

# Stick around
And you'll see what I mean

# There's a mountaintop
That I'm dreaming of

# If you need me
You know where I'll be

# I'll be riding shotgun
Underneath the hot sun

# Feeling like a someone

# I'll be riding shotgun. #

AUDIENCE CONTINUE:
# Underneath the hot sun... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes, Dippy Egg!

Give it up for Dippy Egg!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yeah!

Welcome back Rat, everybody.

Back here, Rat.

So good!

Before you decide, panel,
who will be unmasked,

you're gonna hear one last clue.

Ooh!

You just have to figure out
whether it's about Rat or Dippy Egg.

Oh, what do we have here?
What do we have here?

A tent has mysteriously
appeared on stage.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Let me go inside.

LAUGHTER
Ooh... Ooh!

WOOD SAWING,
CLANGING

CRASHING,
CAT MEOWING

Ooh!

SPLUTTERS

ECHOING: Oh, I can see the future!

What?!
Oh! I'm getting a clue. I can see...

a clue but I cannot see
who it is for.

Oh, it's coming to me now.
It is...

There is a weak signal

that shows a strong power...

a power to influence change.

A politician?

Ooh, who is that a clue for?

Is it Dippy Egg or Rat?

Dippy Egg.
Yeah, Dippy Egg.

Ooh, you think it's Dippy Egg,
do you? Yes. Yes.

I can see the future,
and you're potentially wrong.

LAUGHTER

Ooh! I can sense another clue.
Oh, yes, yeah.

Through the crystal ball...
Ooh!

...their calling
is to keep talking.

But whose clue is whose?

Ooh!

APPLAUSE

"Keep the nation talking."
That's an ITV thing, isn't it?

APPLAUSE,
JOEL GRUNTS

Oof!

I wouldn't go in there
for a couple of minutes.

LAUGHTER
What are you thinking?

I'll be honest with you, Joel,
it hasn't really helped us at all.

No.
Hasn't really helped at all?

You mean, I put in all that effort
for absolutely nothing?

You? We didn't think that was you.

Just to let you in a secret...

That was me.
What?! No, it wasn't.

That was me, that was me.

I just had a cloak on
the entire time.

OK, we're all out of clues.

Panel, put your heads together

because it is almost time
to decide who will be unmasked.

Get discussing, people.

Will it be Rat or Dippy Egg?

Find out right after the break.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Masked Singer.

Rat and Dippy Egg
have performed in the sing-off,

but only one of them can go through

along with Maypole,
Bigfoot and Cricket.

Panel, it's decision time.
Ooh.

Davina, can you please tell us
the name of the masked singer

the panel would like to save.

This was very hard

because you both gave
amazing performances tonight

but the masked singer
we've decided to save...

.is...

AUDIENCE CLAMOUR

...Dippy Egg.
# Who's that behind the mask? #

Dippy Egg!

Dippy Egg, congratulations.
We will see you again next time.

Give it up for Dippy Egg, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It's really cute when they cuddle.

Congratulations, Dippy Egg.
Yeah!

Oh!

Rat! Sadly...
Oh, Ratty!

...your time on The Masked Singer
has come to an end

but, before you reveal
your identity,

panel, who do you think it is?

I'm gonna come to you first, Mo.

I'm gonna go with
the guess I said previously.

I think it is Claire Sweeney.
Claire Sweeney. Great guess.

Davina?

Jodie Comer?
Jodie Comer, OK.

Olly Murs.
I'm sticking with it.

Kerry Katona.
Kerry Katona.

And finally, Jonathan Ross.
I'm changing my...

I've been looking at the clues.
I think regeneration, Doctor Who.

I'm gonna go with Jodie Whittaker.

Jodie Whittaker. Love that, OK.

Well, there's only one way
to find out.

Rat, who's behind the mask?

ALL CHANT: Take it off! Take it off!

I love this bit!
CHANTING: Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off! Take it off!

Who is it?

Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off! Take it off!

# Who's that behind the mask? #
It's Shirley Ballas!

JONATHAN: No!
Shirley!

SHIRLEY LAUGHS
MO: Oh, my God!

No way!

Strictly judge Shirley Ballas.
No way! What?!

How did we not get Shirley Ballas?
That's so...

So lovely to see you.

That is not what I expected.

We were miles away.
Normally you're wearing heels,

I didn't know your feet were so big,
but now it makes sense.

LAUGHTER
That's crazy.

But your accents were good.

Well, I come from
the north of England.

It's all "that, like",
you know what I mean?

It was easy for me.
Oh, my God!

What did you think of
some of the guesses, Shirley?

I was very flattered, actually,
cos I just don't sing at all,

some of the people that you were
saying, I was, like, "Wow!"

You should be proud of your
performances, it was brilliant.

None of us got you. No.
So, well done.

APPLAUSE

The way you were dancing,
now I think of it,

your movement was very good.
Yes.

You had all the step ball change,
all the Bob Fosse.

It makes sense now.
And what was the clue about

something doesn't scare me
cos I've crossed path with danger?

Cos I climbed Kilimanjaro.
Yes, of course you did. Oh.

One clue that is bothering me now,
there was, like, tattoos.

Have you got tattoos?
All over my backside.

What?! No way!
Yes. Oh, my Lord.

Wait hang on a minute, what?!

Please say you've just got
Anton Du Beke right there.

All over and all over and all over,
So, yes.

And then I tattooed
my boyfriend's name on it.

Not so sure that was a good idea.
LAUGHTER

Do any of the other
Strictly judges know? Of course.

Bruno used to make me show him them.

I'm not talking about the tattoos,
I'm talking about being on the show.

LAUGHTER

No, no-one knows.
LAUGHTER

That's an excellent
bit of information.

You only get this
on The Masked Singer.

LAUGHTER,
APPLAUSE

So, did you enjoy yourself?

I would say it's one of the best
times in my life, actually.

Oh, that's so nice. Oh, Shirley.
I enjoyed every minute of it.

Was way out of my comfort zone
and I totally loved it.

Honestly, you've been
absolutely brilliant on the show.

A ray of sunshine.
You've been so wonderful.

Fantastic. What a night
at The Masked Singer Circus.

If you thought tonight's show
was a tasty treat,

Big Zuu's 12 Dishes continues
later tonight here on ITV1.

We'll be back next week
for more clowning around,

but now,
singing for us one final time,

unmasked at last,
it's Shirley Ballas, everyone.

CHEERING
Yay!

SONG: 'Nellie The Elephant'

# To Bombay
A travelling circus came

# They brought
An intelligent elephant

# And Nellie was her name

# One dark night

# She slipped her iron chain

# They taught her how to take a bow

# And she took the crowd
By storm... # Hey!

# Nellie the elephant
Packed her trunk

# And said goodbye to the circus

# Off she went with a trumpety trump

# Trump, trump, trump

# The head of the herd was calling
Far, far away

# They met one night
In the silver light

# On the road to Mandalay... #
Whoo!

# Nellie the elephant
Packed her trunk

# And said goodbye to the circus

# Off she went
With a trumpety trump

# Trump, trump, trump! #

APPLAUSE
Yeah, Shirley, magnificent.

Wow!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes!
What a lovely Rat she made.

VOICE-OVER: 'Next week,

'it's The Masked Singer
School Disco Special...'

School's out
and bangin' tunes are in!

'..And five star pupils
take to the stage.'

You thought there were some
strange-looking kids at your school!

'Head teacher Jennifer Saunders
joins the panel.'

I'm prepared for madness.
Oh, yeah, baby!

Yeah!
Wow!

'And one
will be kicked out of class.'

Ah!
No way!

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