All language subtitles for Lass jucken Kumpel 5 (1975)

You're lying as always.

I'm not lying.

Yes, with the 5-mark
suit it was also a lie.

So, and what is that?

Where did you get that from?

From an old man.

From an old man? What for?

For nothing.

Man, oh man, for nothing there is nothing.

If you don't believe me,
you can watch it next time.

Watch it? Where?

Well, when another old man
comes to the Turkish aunt.

To the call girl?

Yes, to the call girl.

What is a call girl?

I don't know exactly
either, but she is one.

I know that exactly, because
the old man always says it for her.

Oh, what? What does he know?

Well, he is the housekeeper
of the juice shop here.

Günther!

Günther!

What?

Come on, I'm going to the daycare center.

Well, go damn you.

Always me. Damn crap.

Especially now, when the new ones come.

Well, do it. Should I make legs for you?

Yes, yes, yes.

Well, go, go.

So, now we have to be there soon.

Where is this Bismarckstrasse?

The streets all look the same.

Yes.

There is a street there, I'll ask around.

Yes, yes, good.

Don't worry, I won't lift.

Oh, I'll be back soon.

Bismarckstraße?

It's just around the corner.

What number do you want?

Number 8.

Oh, so you're new here.

Do you have children?

No.

Pets, cats, rabbits or something?

No, I don't have any.

But I have a feline, it scratches terribly.

No, I don't have any children.

Thank you.

But soon.

Soon?

Yes, my wife is in her eighth.

She'll be one month old.

Really?

After lunch.

After such a blabbering
house, I can't stop my nerves.

That's Kurt, the housekeeper.

Pleasant.

Tito.

And I'm the shepherd here.

Pleased to meet you.

Now, it's not so tragic.

As if we hadn't been here before.

Voila, the beer.

Thank you.

Thank you, my lady.

Hey, who's this womanizer?

That's not a womanizer, that's my wife.

Oh, nothing wrong.

And best of luck for the trip.

Yes.

What's the matter? It's
been over half an hour.

What can I do when nobody's coming?

Bye darling, I'll be back soon.

So?

Not when you go, but when you come.

Why?

I don't know either, but when
you go, it never worked out.

So, there we are.

Come on, Gertie.

Second floor. Well, cheers.

We'll make it.

Yes, yes, I'll be right there.

Hey, there are beautiful views here.

Can you still? A little higher.

It's okay.

So, this is not a new building.

Well, that's just a transition solution.

Oh, sure.

Come here.

Be careful, the baby.

Of course, the baby.

Come on.

Start unloading our luxury sleigh.

I'll be right downstairs.

Looks pretty good, old steamer.

Hey, you!

What's wrong with you
to talk about my wife?

That's a strong piece.

But what? No, I mean that car.

Who's your wife?

That one.

My little rose from
Dilsitz, to be so sorry.

Let it be, Alfred.

No, mother, nobody will be sorry for you.

I really meant the car, didn't I, Uwe?

Well, it was quite cheap,
except for the competition.

Hey, that's always better.

You can see something, right?

What's that?

It's on your bill.

You'd like to get there,
but there's nothing, buddy.

Is that your old one, right?

You can miss one right away.

I've already sharpened it.

Asshole.

Well, Günther, how was school today?

As stupid as always.

Hey, what's going on?

What kind of house is this?

What a piece of shit!

What's going on here?

My son spilled a bin.

The thugs can't pay attention to anything.

It's not that bad. My
brother didn't do anything.

By the way, Uwe Mönke,
I'm your new neighbor.

Nice to meet you, Helmut
Hagen. I'm here on duty.

I beat him up.

What's going on here?

The new ones are here,
the pigsty is going on again.

The dirt has been lost.

The pigsty is gone.

But you have to clean it.

Do you understand?

Because of the house order.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Nothing happened.

It's good.

The main thing is that
you didn't break anything.

You have five marks.

One must have been it.

And now get rid of the dirt.

Yes, yes.

Chris, two extra marks.

For sure?

For sure.

And now get to work.

In front of the hens.

Then they take care of themselves.

This is not a fine treatment, I tell you.

Yes, yes.

Hello, you.

You can clean up with me if you want.

Oh, thank you very much.

That's fine.

But that's very nice of you.

Have you shown your tits to the guy again?

Really?

I don't know anything.

Really?

I don't know anything.

Don't tell me.

I saw it.

So?

So, so, what do you mean so?

Stupid cow.

Did you have a fight
again on the stove, what?

Cold again, damn it.

You have warm thoughts.

And you better be careful
that you get a high again.

Otherwise I'll do
completely different things.

Then you'll see what I'm doing.

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh, what's going on now?

Let it stay here. What are you doing here?

You don't know that. That's nice.

Stop! Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop! Don't!

Oh, don't! Stop! Stop! Don't! Stop!
Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop!

Good day, Mrs. Kornowski.
Good day, Mr. Kutter.

What is it?

No, why?

Should I call a doctor?

No, I'm fine. I just have a
strange feeling in my stomach.

In your stomach? I'll buy
you a chamomile tea anyway.

Chamomile tea is always
good for stomach pain.

Oh, how good that is. Beautiful.

That's going to go over.

Unfortunately.

Do you think she's
fainting? No, I don't think so.

No, no, no.

No, it's fun.

Not yet.

I'll be right there.

What's going on now?

Ouch!

Damn it! I was just coming and
the Jutti Jardin bar is gone too.

What about my bar?

Waiting is stupid.

What can I do for it if no one comes?

Not even one.

I've already earned my five marks.

But Olle has also earned one for it.

I got two more marks extra for it.

I think there's still one coming.

Go, disappear.

Get lost!

Excuse me, am I at the right place?

Yes, come here, honey.

Well, you don't have a chance
today, lady. Get your big legs.

You fool!

Because you're a fool!

You fool!

Watch out, the cutter is coming!

Cutter, cutter, cutter, cutter, cutter.

I will tell everybody about
who is butter instead of cutter.

I will tell your father.

That's a nice mother, but
that was to be expected.

Like the stupid Hans Kindl.

I will tell you about your mother.

Cutter, cutter, cutter, cutter, cutter.

Cutter, cutter, cutter, cutter.

So, now we can start.

And what is this?

I need this for my German customers.

Oh, naked facts are always much better.

Oh, you sweet little thing.

You have a strong tail.

Yes, I am a real dwarf.

So...

Now...

the beauty is bad.

One moment.

It's always the same with me.

Every girl I find, I'm too strong-willed.

Now I'll take your little beauty.

Hello, do you feel it?

Oh, that's nice how
you're scratching my ass.

I think I'm sitting on my ass.

Better than a moth on the sack.

You're right, you're right.

Finally something new.

Cheers Helmut.

And cheers everyone.

Cheers everyone.

And thank you for the help.

Oh what.

So, my ladies, here I am.

Yes, the little star.

Excuse me, please.

I didn't mean it.

That was just my manliness.

I think I have to go now.

Yes, Alfred, come on.

It's really time.

He really has to get rid of his asthma.

The doctor says, air of
violence would be the best.

He has to get out of town, but how?

We still have two years until retirement.

Oh dear.

He's at the post office.

Cheers.

To the post office.

Alfred, come on.

Only if you think so.

When is it so far?

In three to four weeks.

Yes, it will be.

Maybe he'll even become a little buddy.

That's what you mean, maybe.

Of course he'll become
a young, fragrant buddy.

After all, I've put in a lot of effort.

With such a woman, it has to be fun.

Yes, but yours is not without either.

Then I'll be mine.

Yes.

I'll tell them.

Oh what.

I'll tell you about yourself, buddy.

That's good.

That speaks for itself.

Helmut.

My name is Uwe.

That's Ilse.

So Ilse.

I'll tell you, Titten has two babies.

And when Arsch has
them, you can really bite in.

And when Muschi, it's
really fun to shoot holes.

Yes, you can only wish you were lucky.

Come on, come on now.

I wish them to be just
as happy as they are.

And now a sip of the rim bottle.

And then.

I'm sure this boy will
only be lucky to be alone.

Oh, there's nothing wrong with that.

Oh, on the other hand, I'm
sure he thinks of us as friends.

That's right.

Yes.

The doctor forbade it.

No, really.

Well, it was completely different with us.

Sorry.

We had to poop until the end.

My big brother had to do the post-mortem.

You're so wild.

Oh, can he be awesome?

What a pity that your old man is pregnant.

Why?

Then we could have been together.

What? Together?

Have you never done that?

Uwe, I think it's better
that we go to sleep now.

You know, he has to leave early tomorrow.

He has an important transport order.

Are you a driver or something?

No, no, you're a self-employed
transport company since last week.

And I thought you were a friend of Püt.

They take everything today.

Hey, hey, what's that supposed to mean?

Helmut, come on.

Not so mean.

I mean, they need a lot of
friends after the energy crisis.

No, no, I'd rather be my own man.

Listen, that was like this back then.

Good night.

You, I think it's gotten
really awesome now.

Certainly not.

But it's late.

So, I was damn hot in that time.

I'd prefer it to last.

Well, it's already...

It's been a long time.

But now, good night and
thank you for everything.

Please, no reason.

Good night.

Good night, you two.

Come on, Helmut.

Good night.

Finally.

Nice boy, that Uwe, what?

What? The Uwe?

He's being fucked up or not at all?

Why the Uwe in there and all that?

How normal you're
expressing yourself again.

Oh, fuck me, I'm going to the pub to drink.

Stop it!

Drink as much as you want, you stupid dog.

And you'll be back in a minute.

You dirty, horny whore.

Better horny than impotent.

You said it, I'll give you another one.

Oh, what?

Are you sleeping?

What?

Tell me, have you ever
heard of a floppin' four?

That's what that Helmut,
that drunk head of his, did.

Nothing but

Oh, what's wrong?

Gert, I'd like to.

But that's not possible.

Why not?

You know, the baby.

I don't want to.

If we don't do that,
we'll do it differently.

What? What should I do?

Well, without the floppin'.

Nothing with the mouth, you know that.

Next to it with the hand.

I've never done that.

Uwe, go to sleep.

It's over.

Come on.

No.

Please.

It's quite easy.

I can't do that, Uwe.

No.

You love me, don't you?

Of course.

Of course I love you.

But what does that have to do with it?

I beg you, do it.

I read somewhere that a woman

should satisfy her
husband in your condition

if she doesn't want to be estranged.

Very well.

Good?

Yes, very good.

You have talent.

Faster.

Oh, and you.

You, when you're in pain,
you have to wet your fingers.

What?

Yes, wet your hands.

That's better.

And now faster.

Now.

Wait, I'll get a towel.

Wait, stay.

I'll spray it.

Yes.

It's very sticky.

Such a mess.

I'll never do that again.

You can control yourself a little bit.

No, I'll never do that again.

And?

There's nothing there.

Come on, get on me.

You think, mother?

Come on, try it.

Well, hopefully it will work.

You think, mother?

Always with patience and spook.

Oh, that won't work.

You have to eat pills for me.

I'm still young and want
something from my life.

If you think, mother.

I'm still young and want
something from my life.

Yeah, that's funny.

Yeah, that's funny.

Yeah, that's funny.

We'll go in there.

We'll go in the good room.

Wait a minute, gentlemen.

I have to pee.

Do I have to?

In the middle of the night?

What's in there, damn it?

A death party!

Oh, whatever.

My wife is a bitch.

The whole thing was
already in there yesterday.

The women are doing a good job.

Especially when you have
such a hot woman like her.

There we have it.

I think we should stop here.

What a child's play.

I'll show you day and
night if it has to be.

But one thing I'll show you.

Tennis balls.

I know every child.

Because of the balls.

You dream of them at
night when you get the stand.

I have it in my head.

Be peaceful or I forget myself.

I'll tell you again.

He doesn't believe that.

And you?

I believe that.

I'll show you.

You horse heads.

Now he's got the old one.

Come on.

Don't get so close.

I don't believe it.

He's going to be a goldsmith.

He's going to be nice.

That's smart.

I said that.

You get out of here!

It's much more fun here!

But that's enough!

Ouch! I pay 100 marks for this!

You're such a troublemaker!

Okay, 100 marks, did you hear that?

Karl, can you pump me 100 eggs by tomorrow?

I'll definitely get them back!

100 marks, sure, sure!

And 50 extra, so I can pull something!

Hey, down with it!

Oh, that's not a real diploma either!

You're a real scum!

She loves me, she doesn't love me,
she loves me, she doesn't love me!

My beautiful woman, my fragrant woman!

Did I say too much?

No, absolutely not!

Now you're finished!

Let go of me!

Get off me!

Let go of me, you fool!

The bird is in there now, and we paid.

That's how it is.

Get out of here!

You're going to get me in the right hole!

You whore!

Get out of here!

Let go of me!

You whore!

Get out of here!

I'll tell you!

Get out of here!

Oh, no!

Yes!

Get out of here!

Oh, shit!

Yes!

I'm going home to my old woman now.

I'm very sharp now.

Good night, good night.

Hey, Karl!

What a beautiful woman!

She has beautiful wings!

Yes, I'll get you out of here now.

Come on!

More!

Come on!

That's a buff. That's
a buff. That's a buff!

Oh, you're just jealous.

Yes, yes.

Now sit down.

Now.

Where is he?

Now.

Yes.

Yes, nice and soft.

And now come.

Even tighter.

Yes, yes.

Yes, like that.

That's nothing.

He won't stay still.

He'll come running.

Stupid cow, when I'm so sharp.

You can.

Come on.

Come on, you blasphemer, you bitch.

Yes, so nice.

Come on, get everything out.

Come on, don't stop.

Come on, come on.

You're so stubborn.

Yes, yes, I'll come.

Yes.

Come on.

Yes.

I'll get you a beer.

Yeah, we came here too.
You were really awesome.

Ilse, come on, let me go, just one minute!

Come on, quickly!

I'm slowly getting old,
I can't take it anymore!

I'm going to do it in French!

You know me, I have a
certain degree of literature!

Then let me go, help me!

You're going to get me into trouble too!

Daddy, Daddy, Kunter
wants to kiss Mummy and

has already stimulated
the whole shit house!

What a bastard, and so
he's the master of the house!

You're a bastard, you bastard!

I'm going to do it again!

You bastard!

Get lost!

Would you like another beer?

We'll close in a minute.

So, what do you want?

Well, fine, but a beer.

I'll be right there.

Oh, damn it!

What is it?

Well, I think I broke something today.

Broke? Where?

Where? Well, you can think of where.

Well, right here.

Broke? Really?

That can lead to impotence?

Well, hopefully not.

Let me see.

What?

Oh, come on.

You don't have to be ashamed.

In France, I worked in a hospital.

The sick French were good.

Oh, la, la.

It's nice like this.

What?

I think...

You need a special treatment now.

Oh, yes.

Yes, be careful.

I won't break it.

Betty! Betty!

There you are. Did you finish?

Yes, I'm up at noon.

Then come, lock the door.
I'm up for today. Come.

Ah, I can throw it away now.

I'm sorry I did something wrong.

Leave me alone with your
stupid 5-mark business.

I have to greet you. Yes,
greet you. Like the Suleikas.

How to greet? Hello, honey.

And I don't look like
the old strumpf anymore.

Attention, the cutter.

Cutter! Cutter!

What are you doing here? Come
to school or I'll break your legs.

Morning. How are you?

Nothing is good. We had a flood all night.

I had to wait until I
was master of the store.

Wait? That sounds like friend language.

I was too.

I was 26 years old until they
stopped me at the stables.

Early retirement. Under
post as housekeeper.

I almost didn't make it.

Man, I was there too. 6 years Grimsbergen.

Grimsbergen? Say, buddy,
did you say Grimsbergen?

Yes, quite right. Grimsbergen.

Did you know a Lenz?

Lenz, Lenz. Wasn't that a
thin guy with a stupid face?

Well, come on, I want
to show you something.

You're late, I have to go. Come on.

I have to go to Düsseldorf.
Important transport order.

I have to be here again. The
commissioner is coming on TV.

Come on, the commissioner.

You'd rather be a porn star, but you're not
showing something like that on German TV.

But I have to show you something.

You'll be surprised what
can happen in the world.

What?

It has something to do
with Hein Lenz. You'll see.

Come in here.

Here, read.

What should I read?

Suicide of a Dierne?

Yesterday in the morning
hours the prostitute

G.L. was found
dead in her apartment.

The police assume that it's a suicide.

The investigations are still ongoing.

The police are still ongoing.

And?

Look at the picture.

Who is he?

That's Gisela, Hein Lenz's wife.

I met him in Ledienheim.

In the Bullen monastery.

Yes, he came back from
the Bullen monastery.

Came back?

Yes, he came back. He was his
friend and then he went into the industry.

Yes, and one day he was there again.

Divorced.

First he met his old friend Jupp Kaltofen.

He knew him from before.

And he told him that he was
actually looking for his ex-wife, Jisela.

But she was in the middle of her life.

But he didn't know that.

And he wanted to find her again.

He loved her.

The two of them really made a scene.

That was in Schwarzenferkel.

And then they knelt in
front of the hostess of Jisela.

And they said something to him.

Boy, boy, that was the thing.

And then he had his piece of Jute again.

At first it looked like they were
going to be a really happy family again.

But Jisela couldn't live
without luxury anymore.

And so he secretly went
back to her old profession.

Until the Heiner came up to her one day.

And he then took revenge in his own way.

Well.

And then he was killed shortly after.

And there he was.

He was dead.

Lucchi, the Italian, you know.

That was the last friend he had.

He also tried to keep Jisela.

Just like the faithful Jupp Kaltdorfen.

But it was all for nothing.

She ran off to Düsseldorf.

And what happened to
her, you read about it, buddy.

Yes, that's the last
thing we heard from her.

And now that.

Nice story, that.

Yes, buddy, that's how you can read one.

I think I really have to go now.

So, take care.

Oh, how nice.

Who's that?

That's Renate, my niece.

That's a delicious girl.

I haven't heard from her for a long time.

She must be about 17 years old now.

So then, good luck, buddy.

And we'll see each
other tonight at the pub.

By the way, there was something
with a little boy and Thomas.

Where did he go?

I didn't hear anything.

The newspapers haven't
written anything yet.

Poor boy.

Tell me, auntie, have you seen my mummy?

Why?

Of course not.

Auntie, have you seen my mummy?

No. Where should your mummy be?

Tell me, what's your name?

I'm Thomas.

What?

Thomas Lenz.

Who's that?

Thomas Lenz.

Who's that?

The child of Gisela, who killed herself.

Oh, poor little one.

He's always looking for his mother.

That's terrible.

You have to do something.

You have to leave the little one alone.

He probably doesn't know
that his mother is dead.

He can break a heart.

I'm sorry, little one.

Hello, Lona, how are you?

Uwe, honey.

It's nice that you come to visit me.

No, you know, we're getting a newbie.

You understand.

Yes, I understand.

How long will it take?

Well, I think two weeks.

But I wanted to visit you briefly.

Just visit, you understand?

Because I think my tour is here.

So take care.

Bye.

And don't forget me.

No, that guy was there.

Come on, everybody.

We have to do something.

The boy is all alone.

Yes, but...

Attention.

What was going on?

Why did you let the boy go?

He had no time.

And you couldn't convince him that you
can experience a lot in a short time, huh?

He's a regular customer of mine.

He's coming back.

I don't like your tone.

Next time, you'll be more strict.

You're a very lame duck anyway.

Get a grip.

And don't forget.

Me and the dear God, we see everything.

Mommy!

What is it, my little one?

What is it?

I want to go to my mummy

but look, my little
Thomas, that's not possible

you are already a grown man, yes?

And now I will tell you a secret

your mummy is now with your daddy

did she die too?

Yes, Thomas

and now we are both waiting
for us in heaven, you know?

For you, for me

and also for all our good friends
we have, you know, my little one?

And one day we will
all see each other again

you don't have to be sad now

your mummy will be much
better now than the two of us

Careful, someone's coming!

Hello, honey.

Hello.

What do you want?

Tell me, what do you want?

5 Mark.

Here are 5 Marks.

You can have more if you want.

Yes?

Are you sure?

What's the point of that?

Hello honey, here I am.

Ah yes, of course.

Hello.

What a mess.

Why? You got your 5 Marks.

Yes, but I could have gotten more if
this stupid goat hadn't come in between.

That might be quite good.

If not, I'll be better.

Come with me.

We could make money
with that. I have an idea.

What kind of idea?

Whats up?

Where are you going?

Come on, get in.

Aren't you afraid?

What should I be afraid of?

Well, alone in the dark and with a tent.

And?

I could do something.

You won't do anything to me.

Now is the time to stop, right?

We have something to do today.

Oh, like yesterday.

I had a little nap and I was tired too.

Tired? You were drunk.

That's the way it is.

Hopefully it's almost twelve.

We have to be good before.

Well, come on.

It's about time I call my wife.

So she knows who the man is.

Cheers.

I'd like to pay now.

But Erwin, you have to tell us your
story from your time in the Third Reich.

I like to laugh so much.

You have no idea.

You don't know what was
going on, how it really was.

But Kutter, we all know what
you did for our fatherland.

Yes, I do.

Why did you lose the war?

Because in the last days of the war,
such assholes like you were there.

Yes, if we had put the victory on our
flags, we would have bred a real ass race.

Yes, blonde, big Germans,
the whole proud nation.

Yes, that's right, they would have bred it.

Action Jungborn was that called?

No idea, Action Lebensborn was that.

Oh, Kutter.

That's right, Action Lebensborn.

At that club, such assholes
were brought to life.

Yes, but who knows?

The Action Lebensborn
was a great holy thing.

Only the noblest and bravest were allowed
to give their children to our leader.

I once met someone who told me that
the Weiberner Vögel was brought there.

Both old men brought something.

They were all so blonde,
blue-eyed, very stupid girls.

So really Germanic.

Right

you know why you are here?

Why?

We praised

our beloved leader

to give a child

right

and today we want to learn how to
support our partners in the testimony

but first, everyone out

And here I have a little bag of chalk.

Each of you gets one piece.

And I want to learn how to poop.

As you know, you have to make
circular movements at the union

to get the man to transfer his seeds.

Here.

Here.

Here.

And here.

And we will now practice these
movements with the help of this chalk.

Each of you will put it between your
buttocks and go to the wall and draw an 8.

A real tail would be better.

You could still wait until tonight.

So, take off your pants.

The first four, go!

Start slowly.

Get a little faster.

Yes.

With feeling.

Yes, that's right.

And the next four. Go!

Start slowly.

Yes.

And get a little faster.

I can't do it. Would
you please do it for me?

Please.

I would do it like this.

And now the high point.

Eight. Eight.

You stupid pigs! I forbid
you to talk about such things!

The action Lebensborn was
not a big, holy, German thing!

The future of the nation!
I was there myself!

You, man! You haven't told us that yet!

That's something different, of
course! What were you doing there?

As officer ZBV, for special use, secret.

That's still secret today.

Why do we have to?

Tell me, can't you think of that?

No.

Then I have to show you.

No, no, you're crazy.

No, I don't want that.

Why have you made
me so crazy all this time?

No, help me.

I want to rape.

Don't be like that,
don't do anything to you.

No, no.

You're old, she's in
ninth grade and I have to.

Please no.

I'll give you a twenty for that.

No, please don't rape,
please don't rape, no, no, no.

Tell me, do you even take the pill?

Of course, what do you think?

Well, nothing can happen to you.

Oh, so great, my little ass won't stand it.

It will stand it.

Oh, you like that, right?

Yes, I like that very much.

Oh, but what a lot of eggs you have.

Yes?

Yes.

Oh, oh, wait a minute.

Here, to wipe.

Oh, yes, that's good.

Yes, then have fun.

Yes, I'm going.

Stay here.

Friends, today there is
something to celebrate.

Our old, exquisite cutter
has become older again.

And now leave that.

You let me go.

Leave me with the cutter.

Oh, you're so annoying.

And now the birthday shop, come.

There you have it.

Oh, the birthday is going up.

And now wake up nicely.

What will be in there?

What will be in the beautiful?

See, I heal you pigs, you folk.

I heal you.

You pigs.

What are you doing?

What's going on?

You should stop.

I have no money.

You are too much.

You always cry and think
about the glorious times.

When you smell human blood at night.

And the more in the pot is in it,
the more successful you have been.

Are we still angry?

I would still think about it.

You just have to tell
me if you want to go out.

I'll get in touch if I want to go out.

I'll be there soon.

If you want to know
exactly, Bismarckstrasse 8.

What?

Why are you so nervous?

Did you know anything bad?

Where did you get my address?

You snatched my papers.

Girl, you can't do that to me.

My wife is in eighth grade.

No, in ninth grade.

And the doctor forbade her any excitement.

I'll pay you a fifty for it.

What are you talking about?

I want to visit my uncle.

He is a housekeeper in Bismarckstrasse 8.

What?

The cutter is your uncle?

Yes, do you know him?

Oh man, oh man.

Now I've got the niece from the old cutter.

Please rape.

Girl, don't say that.

Not even in fun.

Wasn't it nice?

It's always nice.

I'm out of here.

From home?

No, from the improvement facility.

What?

Well, but just don't say
anything to my uncle.

No, you certainly not.

Oh man, everything is spinning in my head.

A German will whine until he dies.

That's the good guy at the car. He
always knows when he has enough.

Good evening.

Hello, uncle. I'm Renate.

Renate, uncle is sleeping.

Uncle, uncle, uncle.

A bed for the audience.

Now you're coming so late.

Yes, I had a flat, darling.

You know.

Yes, of course I know.

But a little bit of tenderness
I can ask as a man, right?

Uwe, would it matter to you if you
would sleep in the kitchen lately?

Of course not, I understand.

Night.

Don't be mean.

What a shit.

No beer again.

Shit, everyone's empty.

I wish there were more.

I don't understand.

I was really great back then.

Gertie is different.

Another beer?

No, thanks. I have to go.

You can stay. Helmut is drinking.

He won't be back for a while.

Exactly.

Don't be a frog.

I'm not a frog.

Some say I smell.

I can't stand it when a
strong, healthy man...

loses his temper.

We can't. Think of Helmut.

Don't talk so much.

Ilse, Ilse.

Ilse?

That's good.

Let's go to bed.

I just put it on.

You'll get a shot.

Then here.

Come on.

And?

Come on, put it in.

Nice.

I'm going to bed.

You like it?

Yes, finally something hard.

Not like my old one, a slouch.

Helmut?

Yes.

Isn't that great?

Yes.

We've been visiting. Am I disturbing you?

Damn it!

What's wrong?

She helped me to sleep last night.

You know Gertie has to be alone now.

What I can't say about my old man.

I'm sorry buddy, that I disturbed you.

Now you have to go.

Come on, I'm leaving.

Where are you going? We're
drinking on your young age.

Cheers!

And when you're born, you poor thing.

You know what I'm going to do, buddy?

I'm going to your old man.

You're going to my old man,
I'm going to your old man.

I think I'm really going now.

Well, you're going to be the
father? Is it already the end?

What? I can't sleep.

Neither can I.

Always the same.

Well, if my husband is
on night duty, I can't sleep.

Do you want to chat a little?

Yes, of course.

I need a cup of coffee.

No, thanks. Now coffee.

Maybe a snack?

I don't know.

Cheers.

Tear?

No, thanks.

Bad mood?

Speak quietly.

Well, you have to know, Gertie,
my wife is afraid to lose her baby.

Why?

I can't touch her for ages,
not even for five months.

That's inhuman.

Such a strong man.

Yes, that's sometimes hard.

I could do that every
day, or even more often.

What do you have to say?

I always say, under every roof, one eye.

You have problems too?

Well...

Your husband?

If you knew.

He's been sick for many years.

A good man.

But we haven't had a
proper marriage for years.

For many years.

You see, we all have our problems.

But no one in my inner life cares.

It's true.

Mr. Muenke, we can't do that.

Think of your wife.

I can't think now.

Please, Uwe, stay sensible.

We can't do that.

I didn't want to seduce you.

I'm a decent person.

I can't. I haven't been
to the toilet for weeks.

Well then, come on, hurry up.

Oh, how I have looked
after myself, just as

I have looked after
you for the first time.

Jump, jump on. Your tail is
bigger than my whole husband.

And you, you have a
butt, we can make two of it.

Oh, I'm spitting now.

No, please don't.

Yes, yes.

But I don't take pills.

What, no pills? What
are we going to do now?

Now it's too late.

I don't trust anyone.

That's bullshit.

Always the same with you.

Constantly drunk.

Drunk bitch, you.

Get off me, Tom, I have to puke.

You, you, you, always the same with you.

You can disgust someone in front of you.

You bitch.

What? You disgust me?

You're going to throw me
a paper in front of my nose.

You have to puke.

You idiot.

Now, now it's over.

You bastard, you mean pig.

Refreshment dangerous?

You bastard, you mean pig.

You bitch, you, you pig.

You old shit-ass, you.

You say you're a bitch to
me? Then look at yourself.

By the way, I would wash myself now.

Piss doesn't smell good,
especially when it's old.

You're a bitch to me.

Now I'll do it with the whole house,
with the whole city, you old bitch, you.

If I hadn't drunk so much.

Good night, little uncle.

Good night.

Good night, Renatje.

It's going to be a nice good night.

Fridolin, you can't sleep either.

But you don't have that much steam either.

Our Bonnie and I.

You're the only one who understands me.

Now your stupid pig has run away.

Fridolin, where are you?

Fridolin, you're coming
here, you stupid pig.

Where are you?

Fridolin, Fridolin.

Fridolin, Fridolin.

Uncle, what happened?

I just wanted to catch the damn bird.

Catch the bird?

Yes.

Why? He's in his cage.

Attention, he's coming!

Who's coming?

Yes, Olli, from yesterday.

Don't forget what we've arranged.

Olli?

No, no, I won't forget.

Ah, there you are again.

Hello, honey, do you have
another 5 Mark piece for me?

Of course.

You have more if you want.

Come with me.

I don't live far away, we
can talk about everything.

We can talk about this too.

Here?

Come.

Where to?

I don't know.

Come on.

And now?

What do you mean, now?

You've been leading me to
your wedding, haven't you?

Do you know what I want
to become when I grow up?

No. What do you want to become?

A call girl.

Ah, a call... What?

Do you even know what that is?

Sure, the one up there is one.

And... and do you know what it does?

Sure, everyone knows that.

Well, now five more marks.

Should I beg again?

No. No, no.

Today I'll play something else.

What?

Have you ever seen a cow milking?

Yes, like that.

And now you're milking... me too.

Such a stupid child's play.

Are you doing it?

How am I supposed to milk you?

There.

But that's not possible.

Yes, that's true.

Ha, now I got you.

I'm telling you all this about my father.

Why? It was nothing.

Really nothing.

Nothing at all.

Tell him that nothing happened.

I don't trust him. He always hits me.

But it was really just a joke.

Really a little joke.

Here, there are another five marks.

Forget the whole story.

Ten.

All right, that too.

Here, ten.

For each of us.

For each.

Well, these are yours.

And these are yours.

Do you have any change?

Change? Of course.

Yes, as many as you want.

Is that all?

I have to check. Maybe I'll find something.

Ah, here.

Yes.

That's a lot of money
for you both, isn't it?

But I didn't give it to you.

Goodbye.

No, no.

Better goodbye than never.

And then you stay here.

No, I'm not going anywhere.

Okay.

What do you want the money for?

For the cowboy machine, you stupid goat.

But I want to have a permanent loan.

Well, fine.

From me, permanent loan.

You'll never grow up anyway.

I don't want to get that fast either.

Then I can't play with my teddy anymore.

Wife's stuff.

Good morning, Uwe.

Oh, a visit.

And where do you wish to be brought?

Who are you?

I am Klaus Mönke, 24 years old, 1.80
m tall, 70 kg heavy and brother of Uwe.

And also co-owner of
this beautiful vehicle here.

Would you like to know anything else?

No, thank you, that's enough.
But where are you going?

Anywhere you want.

I want, I want, I don't know
where I want to go. I just

want to get away from here,
away from the old Lüstling.

Ah, that can only be done in the old car.

I have to get away from here, please take
me with you. I'll tell you all that later.

Oh, wait a minute, you're leaving?

Man, do you have a long
line? So go, drive already.

Of course, at your command.

Hey Klaus, wait! Klaus, you damn idiot!

Oh, you're crying, why
are you yelling like that?

Now the man is leaving without me.

Well, and? You're always blushing.

Some people are lucky
and don't even know it.

Yes, some people are
lucky and don't even know it.

No, thank you. I've lost my appetite.

On my brother, of course.

Well, that would be my place.

Dear heavens, am I supposed to stay here?

Well, until you think about
where you want to go.

Aha, I understand.

Yes, you understand. I'm
not here. I have to leave soon.

Uwe is waiting for me.
So, see you tomorrow.

Make yourself comfortable. The food
is in the fridge, you know, and the TV...

Oh, he's in the penthouse.
So, see you tomorrow.

Unfortunately, only Zwieback. I
wasn't prepared for such a high visit.

Shall I get some breakfast rolls?

Are you such a big man?

But I always have breakfast rolls.

You really have a spring in your bowl.

You drive off and just leave me alone.

You can't even rely on
your own brother anymore.

Where did you go?

That's...

That's my business.

Stop, I'm leaving.

But we have to...

I know exactly what we have to do.

You can do that just as well on your own.

I have something else in mind.

Yes, I have something else in mind too.

Wait a minute.

I wanted to suggest
some comparisons to you.

Here you have papers,
bills, freight letters and so on.

Go ahead.

But what are you doing now?

That's my business.

Asshole. I know without
him who you are now.

Man, you can tell from the
way he works with his brother.

And what about the money?

Oh, yes, of course, you
can't do without the money.

But don't lose it.

No, I can deal with money.

Oh, yes, you're a big man.

Who could that be?

Hello, Lona.

Well, early in the morning.

Are you letting me in here?

Come on in.

Goodbye, I'll be right back.

I didn't even know you were in Blachas.

That's not mine.

That's the one from Gisela.

That's the one from Gisela
Lenz who killed herself.

From Gisela Lenz? The little one?

Yes, your son.

I'll be right back.

But don't forget me, please.

No, certainly not.

See you soon.

And here's a small payment.

Bye.

Good morning, Horst.

Good morning, Thomas.

Thomas?

You, I have to talk to you.

Polenta?

Oh, no.

I knew your father.

Do you want to go to the bathroom?

Do you have ice cream?

Yes.

Vanilla or lemon?

I'd prefer chocolate.

Well, good.

You'll get chocolate.

Best of all three.

Isn't that right, Horst?

That's my opinion, Thomas.

Well, good.

You can have it.

There he is again.

Who?

The man who always beat my mother.

He?

Thomas?

He's probably going back to Dante Luna.

Klaus?

Good that I can reach you now.

Tell me, can you be in the
light road in a quarter of an hour?

Of course at Lona's.

No, I'm not here.

We'll meet at the house.

It's urgent.

Bye.

Oh, that was really the last coin.

Well, we'll see about that.

Take it out.

Well, what is it?

Take it out.

We were always good friends, weren't we?

Put it down.

If you want that, I'll
go to the bathroom first

stay here

I like you like this

get down with the clothes

Get out of here!

Lie down.

Spread your legs.

Get up.

So there's my little doll hiding the
glitters that actually belong to me.

Do you know what happens to the
disobedient little girls who want to cheat?

Think of Gisela Lenz. She also
wanted to lay me on the cross.

Now she won't do it anymore.

Please, please don't.

Punishment must be paid.

You know that.

Please, please don't.

Turn around.

Come on, let's go and unpack my car.

What, the one with the door?

Yes.

One moment, we'll be right there.

Come on, get ready.

Be careful that I get to the middle.

Okay.

And what is all this for?

You'll see.

The gentlemen want you, you bastard!

Is it bad?

It's fine. Come on, let's get him.

He won't get far.

Yes, that's him.

Can you remember Gisela Lenz now?

I don't know.

So?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Give me a kiss, Hubert!

Tell me, can you remember Gisela Lenz now?

Yes, she was in my
stable. But I didn't kill her.

It was really suicide.

We know that. But you're to blame.

Tell me, didn't you say you wanted to
financially take care of little Thomas?

What?

Yes, that's right.

Wait a minute.

Here. For the tram.

Thank you.

Thomas, this is for you.

Thank you. Am I rich now?

Almost.

Can you change?

Why?

Because I want to invite my
friend Horst to an ice cream bar.

Oh, yes.

That's good.

Here, that's 50 Mark.

I'll raise the other one.

Thank you.

Come, Horst.

Will you come with me?

No, I have a small thing in mind.

It will take a while.

Send a greeting from me.

I will.

Wait a minute.

I forgot something.

Hey!

Donnerwetter, what's this place?

Klaus?

Oh, I can go now.

No, come on.

Don't be afraid, girl.

I'm not staying. I'll be out in a minute.

I still have a long ride to go, and
I wanted to see how you're doing.

Shall I make you some coffee?

Yes, please.

Donnerwetter, that's like being a mother.

Come on, sit down.

Don't overdo it.

Yes, what is it?

Do you know where Uwe Mönch is?

No, why?

Because of his wife, they got sick.

What does that have to
do with me? Am I the father?

No, seriously, it's a miscarriage.

Did you hear that?

Oh, that's terrible.

Do you know how to reach him?

No, I don't know that.

But I know about Klaus.

What?

Oh, purely by chance.

So.

Man, that's like Christmas.

Oh, come on. Do you want anything else?

Of course.

What is it?

Mr. Mönch, you should
come to the telephone.

Oh, shit, right now?

Yes, urgently.

Yes, I'll be right there.

Don't move from the
spot. I'll be right back.

Uwe!

Uwe, open up!

Uwe!

I know you're there!

Man, open up, Uwe!

That's important!

Uwe, come on!

I'm coming!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Yes, what is it?

It's...

It's...

Well, tell me.

About Gertie.

What's wrong with Gertie?

It was a miscarriage.

I'm sorry.

A miscarriage?

How are you?

I'm not well.

Oh, man, I'm a pig!

A dirty pig!

Uwe!

Leave me alone!

Uwe, please, open up!

Uwe, calm down!

I didn't have the right to touch it.

We were so careful.

Uwe, please, open up!

You don't know everything yet.

What?

Yes.

Gertie.

Gertie had a miscarriage once.

What's wrong?

Why is uncle Uwe crying?

It's nothing, my little one.

Everything's fine.

Come on, sleep well.

Uwe?

Yes, darling?

We have to be very strong now, Uwe.

Yes.

We'll never have a child again.

Yes.

We'll never have a child again.

So, breakfast is ready.

Oh, man.

You're getting better every week.

You too.

Come on, come on.

What, again?

What do you mean, again? Always.

I'll tear him out of you right away.

Hey, you won't do that, my little boy.

Oh, I'll show you what
a gentleman looks like.

Oh, my God.

Do you even know how much I love you?

Yes, but I hear it again and again.

Yes.

It's still as beautiful as the first time.

Yes.

Open up, police! Open up immediately!

Police? What's going on?

Did I park the wrong way?

Aha.

Sorry, we have to take the lady with us.

She broke out of a
nursing home a month ago.

Please, look at her.

You don't have to.

Sure.

Then you have also
made yourself punishable.

The lady is not yet full-time.

Wait.

Does that also apply to him?

What's that?

Yes, you know, that's
our wedding certificate.

Because we...

We've been married for a week.

That's a good thing.

Even the parents' signature is there.

Look, Otto, what do we do now?

Well, wish you all the best.

Well, then, all the best.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Also from me, all the best.

Thank you.

Stop, my wedding certificate.

Of course.

Bye.

Yes.

Bye.

Uwe, what's going on?

You ask? Today is an important day for us.

What important day?

You know, the doctor said we
can go again after six weeks.

Today is the 23rd.

Uwe, you're in such a hurry.

Yes.

Can't you wait until the evening?

No.

What's going on now?

Good morning. The fees for
the claustrophon are done again.

What a shitty program.

Wait, you'll get 50 pence.

And the post is still here.

That's just an invoice.

No, just a view card.

Gertie?

Do you know who wrote it?

Thomas.

The little Lenz, you know,
the one I told you about.

From the home?

Yes, they went on a trip.

How lovely.

How sweet.

You write so well.

And many without an E.

And with two L's.

I wanted to ask you something.

What do you want to ask me?

You know that I grew up
in a orphanage, don't you?

How would it be if we
adopted little Thomas?

Gertie?

I was hoping that you would ask me that.

That's bad. You never have your peace.

I'm coming.

Sturdy?

Not at all.

I wanted to know where
you bought the salad.

At Schubert's.

Thank you. They were excellent.

I'm glad.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, Mrs. Konowski.

Now you're on.

I know, you're annoying.

I'm already looking like myself.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know you enjoyed it so much.

So beautiful

and how good you are at it

Gerti

I love you, Eben.

Those beautiful hard cucumbers.

Speaking of cucumbers,
Kornowski suddenly

eats so many cucumbers
as if he were pregnant.

Should I tell you something?

Yes.

She's pregnant.

What?

Can you see what the old man can do?

Yes, I can't believe it.

Thomas, shall I show you something?

What is it?

I already got 5 Mark again.

Susanne, listen!

I want to tell you something.

Now that I'm here, I don't
want you to go with other men.

Understood?