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RealEstate.
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Some agencies,
they help their clients
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sell their houses
by reducing clutter.
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- [boom]
- [whoosh]
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[mysterious score]
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We help them by stopping
the walls from bleeding.
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I’m Luke Roman.
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I have this kind of connection
to these things all of my life.
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[eerie score]
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[breathy whispers]
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- [SUSAN] If you like her...
- [Megan] Hey.
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-[Susan]
you should make a move.
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-Everybody, this is
Susan Ireland, our new agent.
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-[Susan] The technical term
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is telekinesis.
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Tonight, for the first time
in my entire life,
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I really felt like
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I was in control.
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[Susan screams]
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-Those things,
they can hurt you!
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- [gasp]
- [door squeaks, booms closed]
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- [Luke] They are dangerous.
- [roar]
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- [shutter clicking]
- [whoosh]
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Until you learn
a little more about them
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you might want to think about
doing things our way.
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- [August] Oh, dear.
- [throttled scream]
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-[Zooey] This house is clean.
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Bitch.
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-[Megan] The things I’ve seen
these past few months
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feel like one big hallucination.
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[boom]
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I’m going to be really busy
over the next few weeks.
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-Guess maybe you’ll see me
if you have time.
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[monster roars]
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- Here, buddy, look at me!
- [Luke] Something’s changed.
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The voices, they’re not there.
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I got nothing.
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-Hey, I can handle things
for a little while.
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-I’m afraid
you’re going to have to.
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- [rustling wind]
- [branches creaking]
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-[Susan]
These final negotiations
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are always a little...
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tricky.
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Of course, the seller
wants something.
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The buyer wants something else.
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And, sometimes, there are
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other parties involved
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who have desires of their own.
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[thunder crackles]
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That’s when your representation
really matters.
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- [dramatic score]
- [creature screeching]
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-[Phil panting]
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[phone buzzing]
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Excuse me.
I just need to take this.
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[Susan chuckles]
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- Zooey, where is he?
- [Zooey] I don’t know.
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He was in his car
headed your way
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when his phone cut out!
Did you check in with August?
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-August is a little busy
right now.
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[thunder rumbles]
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[high frequency sounds]
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[monster screeching]
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-Oh, dear.
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[pounding score]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[panting]
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- [high-pitched screech]
- Oh, shit!
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[screeching continues]
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- He’s here!
- Does he have the key?
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- [Susan] Do you have the key?
- That thing zapped my car
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and chased me
the last eight blocks!
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[Phil groans and pants]
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-Real estate is exciting,
isn’t it?
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- Okay, if August crunched
these numbers correctly,
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you have, like,
seven minutes, max.
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-One sec.
Hi.
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Suppose I could trouble you
for a glass of water
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and some Tylenol?
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[panting]
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-I have the key!
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-Technology is not cooperating.
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-As soon as the numbers
come up on screen,
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we need to reset the clock,
wind it up and make...
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[gear powering down]
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[screeching resumes]
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[rumbling]
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[sinister laughter]
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Augie, was that you?
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-I find nothing funny
about our current situation.
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[thunder rumbles]
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[clicking]
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Nothing electrical
seems to work.
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[screeching]
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- [electrical arcing]
- [deep, evil laughter]
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-Looks like we have to do this
old school.
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[loud screech]
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- [whoosh]
- [shrieking]
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-This was so much simpler
when Luke could just
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talk to these things.
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-Those days are gone.
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[shrieking continues]
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Come on, come on!
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Read me the numbers
when you get ’em!
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-Uh, it looks like eight.
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Four, eight.
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- Four eight? That’s not a time!
- Well, that’s what it says!
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[shrieking]
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[growling]
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Wait. The O in four is
directly above the H in eight.
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-Oh, oh!
Four-oh-eight.
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Oh! Duh.
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[loud ticking]
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- [boom]
- [electrical arcing]
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[gyro spins up]
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- [thunder clap]
- [triumphant score]
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- [click]
- [device beeping]
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[show theme fades up]
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-[Phil] See, the house was owne
by two brothers.
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An electrician and a plumber.
But...
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one night the electrician
murdered the plumber.
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-So, like Cain and Abel
in the Bible.
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-Yeah, most of the
really nasty shit
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starts in that particular book.
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Anyway, they say
the grandfather clock you have
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stopped at that moment. So,
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we had to track down
the exact time of death,
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find a key that would
work in the clock,
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reset it and then get it running
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so that the plumber
could move on, but...
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the electrician fought us
every step of the way.
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-So... Ooh!
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[Phil and Susan laughing]
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[Susan sighs deeply]
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- Who wants to sell a house?
- Are you okay?
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-Oh, I’m super! I’m super!
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August just has a little
wet cleanup to do in aisle five
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and then we’re good to go.
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-So, what now?
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-Well, now we sell this place!
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-Well, we’re a little worried
’cause our neighbors,
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they showed their house nonstop
for six months
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before they found a buyer.
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-Remember, it only takes one.
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One person to step into a house
and whammo!
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Feels like home.
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-Does it ever really
happen that way, though?
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-Oh, it totally does!
See...
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I believe the right house
is like a soulmate.
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You can look at
a thousand other houses
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but when the right one
comes along, you know.
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And it’s magic.
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-Well, let’s hope
for some magic.
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-Thanks, Susan!
You’re amazing!
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- [Susan scoffs, embarrassed]
- [Phil and Susan laugh]
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-I, uh, I don’t suppose you have
any jumper cables, do you?
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[phone ringing is distance]
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-Hey, Susan in yet?
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- Hopefully not for a while.
- I have seven urgent messages
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for her and she’s late
for the Cantervilles.
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-Yeah, well, I’m, uh,
six houses behind
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on PIP searches
and HCP profiles.
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- Have you seen August?
- In his workshop.
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He slept on his couch
last night.
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-Yeah, I keep telling myself
busy is good, but damn!
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-This is what
our future looks like
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if Luke doesn’t get back,
like, now.
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-Any word at all?
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Well, then it’s time
to rattle his cage a little.
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[gentle score]
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-[Susan] It’s an absolute
bloodbath out there.
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Your neighborhood is white-hot
and you’re competing with
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every house on the block.
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It’s a seller’s market.
It’s like...
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it’s like a big, angry bear
and with this kitchen,
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your house is Leonardo DiCaprio
waving a stick.
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-Mm, but it’s so much money.
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-Look, you knock out this wall,
put in a nice big island,
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upgrade those appliances,
a backsplash here,
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a wine fridge there and...
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you can increase
your asking price to this...
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But you’ll only be spending...
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that.
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Your R-O-I is going to be
at least 84%!
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Even more
if there’s a bidding war
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and there is nothing like
a farm sink
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and a restaurant-quality stove
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to make a buyer think about
invading Poland.
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-You are a rock star, Susan!
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-Well...
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These are killing me, August.
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I am literally dying.
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-"The idea is to die young
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as late as possible."
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Ashley Montague.
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-I know this agency
was founded on Luke’s ability
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to see these things,
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talk with them,
reason with them,
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even when
they didn’t feel like it.
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-A difficult gift
to replace with technology.
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-But he can’t do that anymore!
So you’re the guy!
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There has to be
something more efficient here
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than Scrabble tiles.
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-And yet they came through.
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-Keep working it, Augie.
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[Susan sighs]
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[footsteps recede]
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[pensive score]
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- [motor ratchets]
- [gears whirring]
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-Hello!
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Tell me how you died!
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-Hm.
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[score fades out]
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[light snoring]
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- [clears throat loudly]
- Hm!
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- Ha.
- Hm.
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- What a day.
- Yeah.
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-How are we doing
on McTeer and Bryce?
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-Uh, McTeer title’s clean.
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Bryce had a lien
from a crazy roofer,
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but we’re getting it cleared up.
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-Did you finish
the PIP on Sanderson?
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-Uh, two previous owners,
no DOPs,
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no Undies, no Baby Janes.
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-Okay. No deaths on premises,
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nobody buried
under the basement and...
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[groans]
Don’t tell me.
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-Bette Davis,
Joan Crawford, 1962.
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-Uh, uh, nobody...
Blah!
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Nobody being tormented
by a family member!
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- That’s it!
- Uh!
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- [contented sigh]
- Um...
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I, uh,
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I noticed you brought in
three more normies this week.
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-Not every house
has to be a horror show.
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Oh, and I’m supposed to look at
a bank repo this afternoon
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that Julie Chen
is interested in.
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-Ah.
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Aren’t you getting, um,
a little tired?
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And I’m only asking
because the rest of us
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are really exhausted
watching you.
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-I thrive on being busy.
Always have.
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I’m living my best life.
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[gentle score]
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[heavy sigh]
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-[Workman] Next step
is to take out the wall.
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-[Deb] Try not to make
too much of a mess.
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-[Talk radio host] You’re on a
crusade about the radiation.
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-[Guest] Yeah, they have...
gamma rays on vegetables.
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[mysterious score]
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[child singing in distance]
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-What the hell is that?
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-I don’t know.
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[child singing]
254
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,137
[loud crash]
255
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,889
- [workman yelling]
- [loud crunch]
256
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,470
-Ah!!
257
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,557
- [squelching]
- [screaming]
258
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,440
-[Deb] They asked us
to look for...
259
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,822
the finger...
[clears throat]
260
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,162
so they could sew it back on.
261
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,868
-Any luck?
262
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,288
-Guy’s probably lawyering up
as we speak and where’s Susan?
263
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,788
It was her idea
to remodel the kitchen.
264
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,330
-Well, Susan is primarily a
sales and marketing specialist.
265
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,745
When shit gets real
and your walls start to bleed,
266
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,174
they generally call on
Mister Ripley and myself.
267
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,384
-So, tell me about
this voice you heard.
268
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,635
-It was a very high one, a boy.
269
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,347
Uh, little one,
singing his heart out.
270
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,848
-It was beautiful.
271
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,850
-Like that choir. The...
[tsks]
272
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,192
- The Vienna Boys’ Choir.
- Exactly!
273
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,858
-Yeah, we can check,
but most of them
274
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,187
probably have an airtight alibi.
275
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,113
-Being in, you know...
276
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,401
-[both] Vienna.
277
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,704
-Where is this
Luke Roman person?
278
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,799
His name is on the sign!
Why isn’t he getting involved
279
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,743
with this?
Where the hell is he?
280
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,059
- [ball cracks against bat]
- [grunts]
281
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,091
- [machine pitches ball]
- [Luke grunts]
282
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,339
-Bless me, Father,
for I have whiffed.
283
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,725
-Gimme three Hail Mary’s
and close your stance.
284
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,222
[sighs]
285
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,766
[ball cracks against bat]
286
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,607
So, I’m here for my
biweekly wellness check.
287
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,516
Stopped going to Funland?
288
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,396
-Eh. Stopped being fun.
289
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,993
Now it’s just land.
290
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,324
Anything new
on the adoption front?
291
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,486
-They say it’s
only a matter of time
292
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,205
and finding the right situation.
293
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,464
-It’ll work out.
294
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,499
-So, how’re you keeping busy
these days?
295
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,133
-Watch a lot of TV.
296
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,589
You know, Jeopardy
is a lot more challenging
297
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,220
without the voices whispering
the answers in my ear.
298
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,595
- I think I found your mom.
- [machine pitches ball]
299
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,179
[tender score]
300
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,557
Got some hits on the name.
301
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,464
Kinda tracked her through a
couple of towns over the years.
302
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,770
Yay, internet!
303
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,649
-Where is she?
304
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,364
-Not far.
305
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,914
I want to check out some things,
you know, just to make sure.
306
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,622
-Well, keep me posted, okay?
307
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,915
Everything good at the office?
308
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,745
-Yeah.
Uh...
309
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,330
Susan’s killing it.
310
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,382
-Felt kinda bad about
the Travis house fallout.
311
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,170
She didn’t even
work for us then.
312
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,586
-Did you not see her interview
on Channel Seven?
313
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,295
-No. You know,
I’ve been kind of...
314
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,600
-A reminder that the wonders
of modern life come with danger
315
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,938
And that’s why the Roman Agency
316
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,860
is sponsoring
the Home Safe Home initiative,
317
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:21,239
subsidizing furnace inspections
to low-income housing.
318
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,817
Because home is the one place
319
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,782
where you should
always feel safe.
320
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,871
- Wow.
- Yeah, it was a great idea.
321
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,540
Totally saved our bacon.
322
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,578
-That’s great.
323
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,619
-Did you hear
we sold the Donovan house?
324
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,669
- It’s a great property.
- Once you get past the portal
325
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,844
- and the hellhound and...
- Sister Act?
326
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,633
-Yeah.
[laughs]
327
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,314
So, you coming back or what?
328
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,142
-Thinking Monday.
My dad’s birthday and I know
329
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,306
he’d tell me to get my lazy butt
back to work.
330
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,321
Besides...
331
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,533
Runnin’ outta quarters.
332
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,622
Hail Mary, full of grace.
333
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,464
-[Deb] Do you see the finger?
334
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,666
- No.
- Are you sure?
335
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,837
-I work in real estate.
336
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,265
I’m perfectly aware of what
a middle finger looks like.
337
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,759
[Zooey giggles]
338
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,261
[clears throat]
339
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,965
[mysterious score]
340
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,555
[echoing clangs]
341
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,140
[boy singing]
342
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,975
♪ ...a little pony ♪
343
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:42,363
♪ His name was Happy Dan ♪
344
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:48,026
♪ But if he enters
the woods at night ♪
345
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,782
♪ He won’t be happy again ♪
346
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:57,369
♪ ’Cause bad things
live in the forest ♪
347
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:01,839
♪ They wait
for ponies at night ♪
348
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,972
♪ If Happy Dan
runs too slowly ♪
349
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,468
♪ They’ll gather around
and bite ♪
350
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:16,519
♪ They’ll nip his ears off
They’ll eat his eyes ♪
351
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,559
♪ They’ll break his legs
if they can ♪
352
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:26,110
♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
353
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,702
[scraping]
354
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,740
[gentle score]
355
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,288
[car door closes]
356
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,463
[tender score]
357
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,846
- Luke! Oh!
- William!
358
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,851
How’s our favorite
repeat client?
359
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,443
-Oh, I am well!
I am wonderful.
360
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,269
Now, where is Sylvia?
361
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,107
-Susan? She is really busy,
362
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,281
but I thought I’d drop off
this housewarming gift.
363
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,610
- Oh, very kind.
- I take it
364
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,446
- you’re starting something new?
- Oh, yes.
365
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,451
You know how I like to start
every new novel
366
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,453
in a new and fresh place.
I mean,
367
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,295
if you cannot
frighten your own willy off you
368
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,831
from time to time
to prove to yourself
369
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,834
that you’re still
fogging up the mirror, eh?
370
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,626
-Well, this place’ll do it.
371
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,170
-Yes. In fact...
372
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,669
I was just
getting the spare keys
373
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,466
and a few tips
from the former owner.
374
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,935
-[Megan] Hello, Luke.
375
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,687
-Megan. Hi.
376
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,243
-Well, I think perhaps, uh,
377
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,949
I’m just going to go indoors
and, uh...
378
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,779
get better acquainted.
Yes.
379
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,826
-Huh.
380
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,505
[door closes]
381
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,672
-Hey.
382
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,339
[tender score]
383
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,417
Uh, congratulations on the sale.
384
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,263
- Yeah.
- And the residency.
385
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,220
It’s really exciting.
386
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,180
-Kinda scary.
387
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,720
-Well, you don’t
scare that easy.
388
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,313
[both chuckling]
389
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,725
So, when do you leave?
390
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,308
-Day after tomorrow.
391
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,520
I was gonna call you.
392
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,275
-It’s okay.
393
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,897
You got a lot going on.
394
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,493
-Hm.
395
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,366
How are you getting by
without the, um...?
396
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,908
-I’m good.
397
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,867
Some days
are better than others.
398
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,416
But I’m good.
399
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,420
-You know,
it feels really ironic.
400
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,008
The things you do...
Did.
401
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,298
The things you saw
and talked to.
402
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,393
Those were the things
that I struggled with.
403
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,354
And, now, they’re um...
They’re kinda gone.
404
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,694
-And you’re leaving, too.
405
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,576
-Thank you for making my world
so much bigger.
406
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,980
[mysterious score]
407
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,952
-[Susan] It’s that bank repo.
They call it the Ensom House.
408
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,777
I finally got up here
to check it out.
409
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,453
Look, I’ll call you back.
410
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,254
[engine turns off]
411
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,425
[buoyant score]
412
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,096
[exhales appreciatively]
413
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,516
Whammo.
414
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,944
[door closes]
415
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,537
I believe the right house
is like a soulmate.
416
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,127
[exhale]
417
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,678
You can look at
a thousand other houses,
418
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,507
but when the right one
comes along,
419
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,801
you know.
420
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,178
And it’s magic.
421
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,565
Wowza.
422
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,985
-[House] I’m sorry. I do not
understand your request.
423
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,163
-Oh, sure.
There’s a smart-house function.
424
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,413
-What can I do for you?
425
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,416
-Just looking.
426
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,897
-Please let me know if you
have any questions, Susan.
427
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,511
- [eerie boom]
- [unsettling score]
428
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,723
-How’d you...
429
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,891
Did the bank add me
to the database?
430
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,558
-Yes. Please let me know
if you have any questions.
431
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,328
-Sorry I’m late.
Everything okay?
432
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,907
-Uh, the Cantervilles
are freaking out.
433
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,254
-Okay. In moments
like these
434
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,457
I think it’s important
we follow a process.
435
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,578
Luke always counted on
intuition and magic
436
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,353
and let’s all be honest:
those days are over.
437
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,917
- Susan, sh.
- No, no.
438
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,672
I think we need to
face the truth here.
439
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,593
Luke has lost his special sauce.
He’s just a regular guy now...
440
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,133
-On a good day.
441
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,104
[scoff]
442
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:28,637
-Luke!
443
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,440
So, it’s a step-by-step process
I call ECHIDNA:
444
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:39,779
Engage, Coordinate, Handhold,
Investigate, De-terminate,
445
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,107
- Neutralize, Assess.
- De-terminate?
446
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,452
-A lot of our clients don’t
really understand what we do.
447
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,368
So, when we get fired...
terminated...
448
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,777
-Which we always do.
449
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,375
-We need to be rehired.
De-terminated.
450
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,791
-But why ECHIDNA?
451
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:56,120
-Echidna is an egg-laying mammal
indigenous to Australia.
452
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,586
- Oh, well, there you go.
- It’s a mnemonic.
453
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,564
To help you remember
the key steps of the process.
454
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,128
-[Luke] Well, Heaven forbid
you forget your ECHIDNA.
455
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,053
[August chuckles]
456
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,972
Great. Good.
Thanks so much.
457
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,721
Can you catch me up
on what’s happening
458
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,852
- with the Kingston place?
- [Phil] Oh, boy.
459
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,475
The DeVores want
a contingency deal, right?
460
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,097
But Jack Kingston’s
not having it.
461
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,444
He says,
"Buy it or don’t. I don’t care."
462
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:29,406
-Return to the
sweet embrace of the grave.
463
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,790
-We’ve tried any number
of devices to
464
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,908
facilitate communication
beyond the veil.
465
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,665
[gentle score]
466
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:39,747
There’s something about toys
that works particularly well.
467
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:44,301
Possibly their simplicity and...
playful appearance
468
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,140
create a rapport
with those on the other side.
469
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,354
Luke, do you think this...
470
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,467
Your current status,
do you think it’s...
471
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,427
permanent?
472
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,439
-You mean do you think I’m
going to remain a normal person?
473
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,904
Well, gee, I hope so.
474
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,358
[clears throat]
475
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,033
Yeah? What?
476
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,612
-Your office.
477
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,391
Why were you so nasty to Susan?
478
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,179
-I wasn’t nasty.
479
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,023
-You were a condescending,
dismissive jerk.
480
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,559
-Look, we have
a lot of work to do.
481
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,497
Susan is great. You know that
I think she is great,
482
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:43,321
but she does tend to
get bogged down in the process.
483
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,067
And we just don’t have the time.
484
00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,239
-Well, Susan made the time
to keep this agency running
485
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,838
while you were off
having your two-month
486
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,873
case of the Mondays!
487
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,707
- Where is she?
- I have no idea.
488
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:03,166
Where does she go when she feels
sad, unappreciated and
489
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,050
justifiably pissed off?
490
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,338
[door opens]
491
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,932
[door closes]
492
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,507
[mysterious score]
493
00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,723
[sigh]
494
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,518
[exhale]
495
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,581
[deep sigh]
496
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,422
[piano playing in distance]
497
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,001
-Who’s there?
498
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,756
- [phone buzzes]
- [sigh]
499
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,051
- [keyboard clicking]
- [clack]
500
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,596
[ding]
501
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,308
[ding]
502
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,941
[deeper ding]
503
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:06,572
[ding]
504
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,356
[ding]
505
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,610
[click]
506
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,290
Um... house?
507
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,796
House control voice thingy?
508
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:38,101
Creepy man-projecting internet
connected simulated person unit?
509
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,718
- [dings]
- Hello, Susan.
510
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,478
-Did you just play that music
a minute ago?
511
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,811
-Did you not like it?
512
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,186
-I...
513
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,822
Yes, it was fine.
It just startled me.
514
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,605
-I’m sorry.
515
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,704
-My device at home waits
until I ask it to play music.
516
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,910
-Yes, the older models do that.
517
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,827
-I gotta go.
518
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,707
-Come back... soon.
519
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,341
[signing off chimes]
520
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,971
-[Luke] I was...
I am really grateful
521
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,852
for the way you stepped up
and ran things while I was away.
522
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,244
I don’t know if I expressed
that really well in there
523
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:27,018
and I’m really sorry
if I sounded like anything
524
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,362
other than really grateful.
Really.
525
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,688
-You know you say "really" a lot
during difficult conversations?
526
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,031
- No shit?
- [chuckles]
527
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,239
- Sorry to interrupt.
- Whattaya got?
528
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,585
-A few things dribbling in
on the Canterville house.
529
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,580
1938, a ten-year-old boy
named Samuel MacAdams
530
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,503
died of scarlet fever
in the house.
531
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,252
-Child’s voice.
532
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,844
It all adds up.
533
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,669
-What all adds up?
It’s one clue.
534
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,046
-I’ll take it from here.
535
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,893
-Yeah, um...
I’ll let you know when the...
536
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,429
rest of the records come in.
537
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,472
[gentle score]
538
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:07,620
-So, you’re really just
going to do this yourself?
539
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,194
Screw the process.
540
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,399
-Susan, you took what we do
and you color-coded it.
541
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,610
There’s nothing magical
about your process.
542
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,360
It’s my process with a cute name
but without the intuition.
543
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,703
Susan.
544
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,369
What are you going to do?
Rat me out to Zooey again?
545
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,210
-[Randall] You go ahead.
I’ll be right up.
546
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,756
- [water running]
- [Deb humming]
547
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,717
[toothbrush tapping
against sink]
548
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,724
- [water off]
- [Deb resumes humming]
549
00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:47,928
- [stops humming]
- [dramatic thud]
550
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,309
[eerie score]
551
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,945
[resumes humming]
552
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,472
[eerie boom]
553
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,195
-I’m telling you, Mom,
I was killing it.
554
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,818
Clients loved me.
555
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,333
Competitors respected me.
556
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,833
Bob Livingston feared me.
557
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,368
-Monsters are always
afraid of fire.
558
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,214
[Susan chuckles]
559
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,249
- And I like Luke!
- Mm.
560
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,843
-I like the old Luke.
The new Luke seems...
561
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,378
[tender score]
562
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,672
Defensive.
Territorial.
563
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,682
Just insecure.
564
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:06,009
-You never really know
what people are going through.
565
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,021
Now, that being said,
566
00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,728
I never believed
you’d be truly happy
567
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,904
unless you work someplace
with your name on the door.
568
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:17,228
[scoffs]
- Am I that arrogant?
569
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,233
-Oh, that good.
570
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,784
-Do you remember that house we
had
571
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,284
on the shore that one summer?
572
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,366
The one with
the amazing ocean view?
573
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:30,951
-Oh, you really
loved that house.
574
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,456
-Oh, it was bright and cheerful
575
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,378
and I would just lie there
and daydream.
576
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,939
That was the one summer
daddy wasn’t away at work.
577
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,553
-Mm.
578
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,547
-I would just
lie in the sunshine...
579
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,725
and listen to him play piano.
580
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,274
-That was a good summer.
581
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,813
[tsks]
582
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,442
-Anyway, I...
583
00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:56,979
I found a beautiful house
584
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,862
that brings it all back.
585
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,569
-I didn’t know
you were thinking of moving.
586
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,742
-Neither did I.
587
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,950
- Hm.
- [Susan chuckles]
588
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,582
[score fades out]
589
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,923
-Heading for the
Canterville place?
590
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:23,265
- So, how’s this work?
- You speak slowly and clearly
591
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,508
and pull the string.
592
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,800
The words that come out
are those of...
593
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,394
whatever is there.
594
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,970
[tender score]
595
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:37,266
You are... certain
you’re up for this?
596
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,768
-It’s a kid, August.
597
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,542
A kid lost in a house.
If I can’t handle this,
598
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,146
I might as well hang it up.
599
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,449
-Ah! Luke.
600
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,602
[knocking on door]
601
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,185
-Huh.
602
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,025
We were beginning to wonder
if you were real.
603
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,981
-Yeah, I get that a lot.
604
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,032
[door closes]
605
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,608
[playful score]
606
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,072
You going somewhere?
607
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,535
-We can’t stay here
another night.
608
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,996
-I think I have a solution.
609
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,671
[bag unzipping]
610
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,087
-Randall,
611
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,670
get in the car.
612
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:51,840
[grunting]
613
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,228
We are going
to stay with my sister
614
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:01,404
and that stops being fun...
615
00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:03,058
really fast.
616
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,606
Get rid of this thing,
617
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:09,199
or pull up your sign
and get out.
618
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,993
- [door slams]
- [playful score ends]
619
00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,539
[sigh]
620
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:21,419
♪ -[Boy] There was
a little pony ♪
621
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:25,087
♪ His name was Happy Dan ♪
622
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,708
[eerie score]
623
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:30,555
♪ He loved to run
in the sunshine ♪
624
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:34,934
♪ Just frolicking in the sand ♪
625
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:40,274
♪ He’d kick his heels up
with frisky fun ♪
626
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:43,100
♪ He’d toss his tail
and his mane ♪
627
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,646
[keys clacking]
628
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:49,279
♪ But if he enters
the woods at night ♪
629
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,109
♪ Dan won’t be happy... ♪
630
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,664
-Oh, shit.
631
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,067
[dramatic clang]
632
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:57,699
♪ -For bad things
live in the forest ♪
633
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,753
♪ They wait for ponies
at night ♪
634
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:06,626
♪ If Happy Dan
runs too slowly ♪
635
00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:10,127
♪ They’ll gather round
and bite ♪
636
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,673
[tense score]
637
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,136
♪ They’ll nip his ears off ♪
638
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,757
-Samuel?
639
00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,057
I don’t know if you can hear me,
640
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,272
but I’m here to help.
641
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,810
♪ -Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
642
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:29,033
♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
643
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,607
[phone rings]
644
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,609
- [click]
- [ringing stops]
645
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:37,334
[deep loud boom]
646
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:40,827
Let me guess.
647
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,829
Not Samuel.
648
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:51,107
-[Susan] If it’s not
the little boy, who is it?
649
00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,841
-His name was Edgar Cornell.
650
00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:55,262
He was a serial killer.
He murdered six people
651
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,262
that we know of.
652
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,064
[Edgar sings like a young boy]
653
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,200
He removed various body parts
and dropped them in mailboxes.
654
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,684
This was in, like, ’78, ’79.
655
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:05,686
He was convicted
and executed in 1985
656
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,109
but in between,
in the early ’80s,
657
00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:08,907
he lived in this house.
- [Susan] Oh, my God.
658
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,400
-[Phil] Yeah, Luke could not
have gotten this more wrong.
659
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,533
He has no idea
what he’s walking into.
660
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,360
[dramatic score]
661
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:17,915
-[Zooey] But what about
the voice, the-the singing?
662
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,279
-[Phil] The thing was,
he had this freaky high voice.
663
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,054
He lured his victims
by impersonating a child
664
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,828
in trouble.
665
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,752
Like a lot of serial killers,
Cornell liked trophies. A...
666
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,541
hair ribbon here, jewelry there.
667
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,385
A body part that he would
cut off or bite off.
668
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,921
-[Susan] Trophies!
That’s gotta be it.
669
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,634
He came back for the trophies!
670
00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,434
-[Phil] But why now?
He’s been dead since ’85!
671
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,259
-[Susan] Look,
we’re right outside.
672
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,224
How long
until you guys get here?
673
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,894
-[Phil] We’re, like,
a minute away.
674
00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,562
-[Susan] Hurry! Luke’s in there
with no powers, no clue...
675
00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,692
and that...
thing!
676
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,396
[dramatic boom]
677
00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,443
[eerie piano playing]
678
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,375
-I came back to get my goodies.
679
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,295
- Stay back!
- Luke, he’s a serial killer.
680
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,134
He collected trophies
from his victims.
681
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,799
-They must have been
hidden in the wall!
682
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,690
The kitchen remodel
brought him back from wherever
683
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,224
to find them!
684
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,721
It’s somewhere in the wall!
Find it!
685
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,049
Go, quickly!
686
00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:23,929
-The hole needs to be bigger.
687
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,159
- [Phil] Zooey, watch out.
- What?
688
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,773
- Watch out.
- Okay.
689
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,150
[dramatic score]
690
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,901
-Waahh!
691
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:40,622
[dagger drops to floor]
692
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:43,327
♪ -He was a little boy ♪
693
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,076
-His name was Happy Dan.
694
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,120
-[Susan] Luke, look out!
695
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:50,705
- [groan]
- [table clattering]
696
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,670
- [Zooey] What am I looking for?
- [Phil] A bag, or a box.
697
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,462
Jewellery; a hair ribbon.
698
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,475
Body parts.
699
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,969
-Oh, my God.
700
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:06,224
-Hey! Handsome!
701
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,346
Give me a call
when your voice changes.
702
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,815
-Susan! Here!
703
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,449
[high-pitched scream]
704
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,794
[crackling]
705
00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,673
[whoosh]
706
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,011
[dramatic score fades out]
707
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,547
[crackling]
708
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,006
[heavy breathing]
709
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,892
-You guys are all so tough
710
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,975
until somebody
torches your goodies.
711
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,310
[gentle score]
712
00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,355
[relieved sigh]
713
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,033
-[Susan] Thanks, Deb.
714
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,319
As soon as the kitchen is done,
we hit the market.
715
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,026
Yeah, I spoke
with the contractor. Yeah.
716
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,833
Yeah, I sort of
lit a fire under his ass.
717
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,409
Two weeks.
Great.
718
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,996
’Kay, bye.
719
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,292
-The Cantervilles?
720
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,215
-We’re back on.
721
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,753
-So we are de-terminated.
722
00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:20,922
Great job on this, Susan.
723
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,511
- Thanks.
- No, I mean...
724
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,597
I screwed up
and you pulled it out.
725
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,524
You really should
take some time.
726
00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,226
-Time?
727
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,791
-You could be kicking ass
and closing escrow
728
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,485
almost single-handedly.
729
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:41,325
Take a few days off!
I got this covered.
730
00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:43,151
[phone buzzing]
731
00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,986
-Um...
732
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,741
Yeah. Maybe.
Thanks.
733
00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,334
-Hey, Bob.
734
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:52,199
Ah, yeah. Back at the helm,
steering the ship.
735
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,575
Listen, about this, uh,
Frederico listing,
736
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,595
what’s his bottom line price?
737
00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:59,207
[brooding score]
738
00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,314
[buttons clacking]
739
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,645
-Julie, it’s Susan.
740
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:21,483
Hey, so I checked out
that bank repo like you asked.
741
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,782
Yeah.
742
00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:27,241
No, it’s okay.
It’s just, um...
743
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,329
It’s just not for you.
744
00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,505
Yeah.
745
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,167
N-no, yeah, of course,
we’ll keep on looking.
746
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,344
Okay.
Goodbye.
747
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,299
[phone drops into cradle]
748
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,841
[soft sigh]
749
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:51,104
[surf in distance]
750
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,930
[gentle score]
751
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,676
-Feels weird coming here
to feel close to you.
752
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,178
Lacks the atmosphere of Funland.
753
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,978
And the hot dogs
aren’t nearly as good.
754
00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:42,149
Sorry I haven’t
been by in a while.
755
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,152
But I’m, uh, back at work
756
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,990
and, Dad,
I’m just tearing it up.
757
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,698
Alienated Susan,
758
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,540
best real estate agent
to ever live.
759
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,159
Faced down a serial killer
760
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,915
armed with nothing
but a stuffed animal
761
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,840
and an epic misunderstanding
of the situation.
762
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:07,835
Oh, and you’ll like this...
763
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:11,839
Phil thinks he found mom.
764
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,256
Yeah.
765
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,016
"For reals" this time.
766
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:31,114
For as long as I can remember
I wanted to ask her...
767
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,042
Why?
768
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,370
Why’d she leave?
769
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,384
What did we do?
770
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,262
What did I do?
771
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,890
[emotional score]
772
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,901
I really wish that we could
talk about these things.
773
00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:10,952
Hm.
774
00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:15,990
[deep sigh]
775
00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:19,617
Maybe someday.
776
00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:23,755
Maybe not.
777
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,338
Here, Dad.
[emotional exhale]
778
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:35,843
Nice catch.
779
00:42:35,867 --> 00:42:37,867
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