All language subtitles for McLeods.Daughters.S04E25 - Trembling On The Brink.en

Previously, on McLeod's Daughters.

Look, how long's this gonna go on, huh?

How long?

I said I was sorry for
telling Kane to back off.

And then you said it was for my own good,

that's not an apology.

It was for your own good.

(groans)

I though Dave was making it up.

Why would he do that?

Well I don't know, to show me up?

Ah.

I said something about
hairdressers disease,

he's gonna think I'm a total idiot.

(gasps)

You do like him!

What?

I've fallen for Kate big time.

I gotta say,

I'm seriously impressed
with your ovine experience.

I reckon the feeling's mutual.

I should probably find
somewhere else to sleep tonight.

Well you could try the pub.

Good idea.

I could, unless you got any better ideas.

Well there's always the back of your ute.

Hey nice, under the stars,
sounds good, yeah.

Hey, where ya goin'?

To get a beer, leave you to your fantasies.

(cheerful country music)

Well it looks like it's cracked here,

and there's no water flow.

Something must have
ruptured the underground pipe.

I guess we'll find out when we dig it up.

(sighs)

That can wait, in the meantime,

just patch up the trough
and fill it up from the tanks.

I don't want any problems
hanging over my head

before the wedding: I
want harmony to reign.

Okay, I'll kill Sandra.

That's why I'm sticking
to all the old traditions,

you see, if I get everything right before,

then everything will be right on the day.

So what old traditions are you following?

Something old, something new,

something borrowed, something blue.

Well I'm wearing my grandmother's old veil,

and I've got my new dress,
I got a blue garter,

and I just have to find
something to borrow.

Well it's a good thing
you're wearing a veil.

Why?

Oh yeah,
it's meant to ward of evil spirits.

Yup, and hid pimples.

Well I don't have any pimples.

Ha ha, you will.

You've got a whole week to break out.

(horse neighs)

(hooves pounding)

Come on.

(lighthearted country music)

(horse neighing)

Whoa!

Easy boy.

Hey.

Easy.

(horse neighs)

What's wrong with you this morning?

Got out the wrong side of the stable, eh?

Come on, good boy.

Easy.

Oi!

Best man!

You still comin' into town with me today?

Yeah, yeah, keep your skirt on.

(ground rumbling)

Gee.

Easy boy.

Shh.

(horses neighing)

(metal creaking)

(horses neighing)

(log rolling)

(horses neighing)

(metal clanking)

(cheerful country music)

♪ It'll take some time ♪

♪ To find your heart ♪

♪ And come back home ♪

♪ You could walk for miles ♪

♪ Cross every river ♪

♪ And find you're not alone ♪

♪ Cause I'll be there ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ You're not alone ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Cause I'll be there ♪

♪ Oo ♪

It was a sign.

It was a tremor.

No, it was a sign,
and I'm gonna listen to it;

which means doing
all the traditional things

exactly as they're suppose to be done.

All of them?

Well didn't you know I was a girly girl.

Ever since you named the alpacas, yeah.

And as we're doing
all the traditional things,

I think we should not see each other

from now until the wedding.

Uh, what?

It's only a week.

It's a whole week.

Good, we agree.

Hi, you guys heading off?

Yeah, chores are all done.

We'll need to check our fences

after that tremor, mate.

Ah, it's not a tremor, it's a sign.

Okay, extra beer glasses,
check the wedding clobber

for him and me, girl stuff for you.

And you know where to go for the veil?

I do,
I will point him in the right direction.

Thank you.

And I have written a list,

I don't want to forget anything.

Extra taffeta, tablecloths,

hideously expensive crystal ball,

but on the top of the list,
a very special antique veil.

Sorry, I know it's a lot.

Can't be a best women
if I don't do it right.

Besides,
it gets me out of fixing the windmill.

Bout one or two, I reckon mate, no longer.

So, a whole week,
who came up with that rule?

Well you can't ignore the signs.

With aftershocks expected

in the state, southeast,
throughout the day.

The earthquake's peak of 4.9,
on the Richter Scale,

was the highest for the state, since 19...

(upbeat country music)

Hey, I was listening to that!

Can you turn it down?

What?

That's not down, that's off.

Ha ha, yeah so you can hear me.

You still angry with me Stevie?

'bout what?

Kane.

Kane who?

Ah, good.

I've learned my lesson, from now on,

I'm gonna take my time with guys:

if they're not worth
being friends with first,

then they're not worth dating at all.

Isn't gonna work: men and
women cannot be friends.

Why not?

Oh, because basically,
we only really want one thing

from each other,
which makes friendship impossible.

(laughs)

Men and women can be friends,

their trouble is,
all women are capable of it,

but only some men.

Oh all right, that's your opinion, is it?

No, that's a fact.

Right, course it is.

The thing is,

it's not that men and
women can't be friends,

it's that you can't be friends with women.

But you, on the other hand.

I got plenty of male friends.

For instance?

Kevin Dyson.

Who?

Kevin Dyson,
a mate of mine from the Rodeo Circuit.

Oh right.

Mm hmm.

So uh, when did you last see him?

I don't know, who's counting?

I am, come on, when?

10 years ago?

Nah, more like five.

Five years ago,
that's not a friend, Stevie.

Oh real friendships don't have time limits,
Alex.

So what's he doing now then?

Well you know,
we've been moving around a bit and...

Yeah, you don't know.

Well your a friend, sort of.

Me?

Oh jeez, that's gripe, innit?

I mean, a minute ago,
you were saying I wasn't capable

of being friends with a women.

Yeah,
well that doesn't mean I'm not capable

of being your friend.

Oh, talk about desperate.

(chuckles)

Mails here!

Oh cool,
can you just dump it in the kitchen?

Okay.

Busy?

Uh, yeah,
there's a crack in one of the troughs.

I'm gonna take this lot out to the yute.

Yeah, okay, I won't be long.

(clears throat)

So what do you reckon, does she like me?

Oh, well, you're probably in with a chance.

Yes, she said that?

No, but you know,

you guys have got all that stuff in common.

Like Sci Fi.

Yeah, but does she like me?

You know, like me?

It's a possibility.

And I don't think anything's
gonna happen with Dave.

What?

Dave?

What's he got to do with it?

Nothing.

Well then why'd you mention him?

No reason.

Jodi, you owe me.

No I don't.

All right, well tell me anyway,

does she like him?

A bit, maybe.

But only because, you know,
he's around and she's around.

(sighs)

Has anything happened with him?

Not as far as I know.

Except?

(bouncy synth music)

(hooves clopping)

(car tires rolling)

(car engine running)

Hi Sandra.

Hey.

I've been looking for you, because um,

I'm having my Hens Party later today.

Sounds like fun.

Yeah, I hope so.

And um,
I was wondering if you would like to come?

What on earth for?

Look, I know we've never really got on,

but it isn't it time we let all that go?

Why now?

Because I'm getting married in a week,

and we're gonna be sort of related,

and we're both adults,
and I'd feel much better

if we could make a fresh start.

That's it, nothing else?

It's just a party.

Anytime after four,
will you at least think about it?

Yeah, I'll see what I got on.

Okay.
All right.

(car engine starts)

Just think, her grandmother wore this.

It's a mozzy net.

It's perfect.

It musta taken them
ages to restore it like this.

Cottage Industries.

Gives those old ladies something to do.

(gasps)

Alex, look out!

(car thuds)

Ah!

(both moaning)

Ah, where did those bloody sheep come from?

Ah.

You okay?

Yeah, I think so.

You?

Yeah, it's just, burny-burnies.

All right, show me.

Yeah, it was a fair whack

You look like you gonna get a bruise.

(ground rumbling)

Here we go again.

(sheep bleating)

Holy dooley.

Um, the crystal!

What?

Oh!

Please don't be broken!

Please, please, please, please!

Ha!

No damage.

(lighthearted string music)

You reckon it's safe to go?

Ha, yeah I reckon.

Yeah,
we don't want Tess getting her knickies

in a twist about the wedding goodies,
do we?

(melancholy piano music)

(car engine running)

Oi.

Hey!

Kate's taking him to the round yard,

he's got a gash on his leg,
but it's not too bad.

Yeah,
I been getting calls all over the place.

These tremors are sending
the animals a bit (whistles).

Well I wish they'd get over it,

because their timing it terrible.

Now, now, now, relax Tess,
I'm not gonna let

a few neurotic horses ruin your wedding,
mkay?

Thank you.

(car door opening)

Dave!

I want a word, man to man.

Why sure, what about?

I wanna know what your
intentions are with Kate,

cause if it's all the same to you,

I'd prefer if you didn't have any, okay?

But I, I, I don't have any.

Are you sure?

But she's not interested in me, mate.

In fact she told me she liked you.

She did?

Like,

in actual words?

And then she went on the date with ya.

Yeah, she did.

You're right.

Well you keep your hands of her, okay?

You uh,
you reckon I can get to my bag there now?

Oh, yeah, sure.

(cheerful synth music)

Oo, another inch,
it might've cut an artery.

Yeah, coulda done.

Well though, luckily,
it's only couple of small arterials.

You been reading up.

Yeah, can't get enough that stuff.

It's important to have things
in common with people,

isn't it?

Like I think so.

Yeah, with your, with your friends, yeah.

Yeah, well, that's us: friends.

Hey, we've probably got more
in common than we know, right?

Yeah.

Hey Kate.

Yeah?

Um, you're a really nice girl.

(somber piano music)

Nice girl?

Yeah, yeah, you're a great kid.

And, and I, I think,

I think it's good that you know,
we're mates.

Yeah, absolutely,
I couldn't agree more, you bet.

You're probably gonna need a swab.

Yeah, it's the sump all right.

Must've punctured it
when we ran into that ditch.

How ya goin' up there?

I know it's in here somewhere.

Didn't finish the whole pack.

Come on.

Ah!

Ah ha!

I got it.

Okay, how much do we need?

You take half, I'll take half.

(upbeat country music)

And this is why,

you should always carry chewy in the car.

Faster.

Mm.

Boy germs meet girl germs.

Ew.

Winds come up a bit.

Yeah, quakes will do that.

You know, maybe I was wrong about you:

maybe you can be friends with women.

What?

Like with Tess,
you're friends with her, right?

Yeah, but we were...

I mean look, we're nearly in-laws,

it's not really the same is it?

Yeah, but you'd still be friends, right?

And we'll never know.

Oh no!

Oh, no!

Not Tess's veil.

Oh!

Dear!

Go get it!

Oh!

Tess is gonna kill me, come here!

Whoa Stevie, you better get it!

Come back!

Run mate!

(gasps)

No, not in the mud!

Oh no!

Damn!

Oh, Tess.

You be careful mate.

Oh!

(mud splashing)

Ah!

(spits)

(sighs)

(Alex chuckles)

You should see yourself.

Alex it's wrecked.

(laughs)

It's not funny.

And that's another reason why men

and women can't be friends:
you guys got no sense of humor.

This is Tess's grandmother's veil,

she wanted to be married in this!

And now it's wrecked!

Look it!

Hey uh, you want a hand?

Oh, God, no I don't want a hand!

Hey,
I think there's an old shirt in the boot.

(flies buzzing)

Here we go.

Tess trusted me with that.

And you know, I thought it was great,

to be trusted with something
that meant so much to her.

Do you know what I mean?

Are you right?

Hey, I'm a bloke.

See, this is why we can't be friends.

What am I gonna do?

Look, we'll stop at a Servo,
and give it a bit of a rinse.

Give it a bit of a rinse?

Come on,
there's no point in putting it off.

Let's go.

Shut the boot.

(car engine starting)

(bristles scrubbing)

I'm gonna crawl into a hole, and die.

What happened?

Dave.

He found out that I liked him and

he's not interested.

He actually said that?

Worse, he said um,

"I was a nice girl and a great kid."

Kid.

(sighs)

I've never been so
humiliated in my whole life.

Bummer.

I wasn't that obvious, was I?

No!

No.

You hid it really well.

Then how did he know,
you didn't tell him, did you?

No, of course not!

I mean, why would I say
something like that to Dave?

But you told someone.

Not exactly.

You did.

Well I might have said
something accidentally

in a really round about kinda way to um,
to Craig.

Craig!

Jodi, how could you be so mean,
we're meant to be friends!

We are!

No, no we're not,

see a friend wouldn't set me up like that.

But I didn't!

Look, just, I don't want to be interrupted.

I'm going to slit my wrists.

(door slamming)

(tools banging)

What're you doing?

Oh, just fixing the windmill.

Stevie was saying...

Yeah, but you're here.

Well I promise not for long.

See,

it's fixed.

No!

No, no, no, no,
we're not suppose to be doing this.

Oh come on,
can't we forget about that rule.

No way, that quake was a warning,

it was saying, "Tess do everything right."

Okay, you win then.

Only six and a half days to go.

Yeah, and who's counting?

This is the list.

That's everyone on my side who said yes.

Oh good,
I'll make sure I know who everyone is.

(melancholy piano music)

You asked your mum?

Yeah, yeah,
I didn't wanna say anything before.

I was a bit afraid she
might not want to come.

Well that's great, it really is,

I think it's fantastic.

Yeah?

Yeah.

(sheep bleating)

Chewing gum didn't work?

No.

She's as dry as a bone, gonna need a tow.

Bloody hell.

Yeah.

Well, maybe we could flag someone down.

Yeah right, it's peak hour, isn't it?

Okay, well let's call home

and let 'em know what's going on.

Could this day get any worse?

Cheer up, Stevie.

Least you're with a friend.

(huffs)

(phone ringing)

Hello?

Hello.

Hello you.

I miss you.

Aw yeah, I miss you too.

I know a way to fix that.

Oh don't tempt me: it's cruel.

Yeah, so is this.

But we have started now, so um,

dung beetles.

What?

Yes, I think we should talk about them

and how useful they are.

Well, they turn cow-pats into fertilizer.

Yes they do, and they're very clever.

Mm hmm.

And you know what, I um,

I just love their shiny little backs.

Ah, me too, their lovely little backs

and the way they lift their shoulder blades

when they're having a stretch.

I do that?

Yeah,
you sort of push one up and then the other.

Stop it!

Okay, okay, okay, uh.

Sheep dip?

Oh yeah, sheep dip, I just love sheep dip.

Eh, me too.

Yes, I love the smell of it.

Ah, you bet.

In fact I can't ever
imagine living without it.

Oh, me either, great stuff, sheep dip.

Yeah, it's the best.

(Alex sighs)

So where's this tow-truck guy?

Well, "As soon as," is what he said.

Yeah, as soon as they land man on Mars.

Well I guess earth tremors
are good for business.

Hmm.

(cicadas singing)

You still worried about the veil?

No.

Yeah.

It's one more stuff-up.

Oh come on, Stevie, you don't stuff up.

Except when it comes to
things that really matter.

I wouldn't say that.

No, you did say that, remember?

When we were out looking for my new horse,

you said, "I had lame-duck syndrome."

I was just talking.

Ah but you were right,

I always think that
everything can be fixed.

If it's not horses, it's guys.

So what's your batting average, you reckon?

Trouble is the bad boys are fun.

Yeah.

At least for a while.

But no more,
I'm gonna stick to what I said:

friends first, then love.

Other way around just doesn't work.

Well you're still gonna lose.

You know once you let yourself fall,

that's it, you're done for.

Mm, you don't really believe that.

I got no reason to believe anything else.

(melancholy piano music)

You know, first it was Tracy.

Then Claire.

Sometimes I feel like I'm still falling.

(cicadas singing)

Hey uh,
we should probably give them a call, huh?

Maybe a man's landed on Mars,

and they're on their way.

(sighs)

(knocking)

Can I come in?

No.

I've got chocolate.

I'm not talking to you.

(door creaking)

Do you want some?

No.

I am sorry, Kate.

I am so sorry, I didn't do it on purpose.

How could he call me a kid?

Well he probably didn't mean it.

(sighs)

I've got a degree, a job,

I've got responsibilities, a car,

where does he get off thinking I'm a kid?

I'm a woman.

Why can't he see that?

Well.

I could dye your hair for you.

Ah, did you find the tablecloths.

Yeah, I'm gonna iron them first.

At least that's under control.

Something else isn't?

Oh, I'm not sure we're
prepared for this Hens Night.

I've been thinking about the schedule.

Well we're just gonna have a few drinks,
play a few games.

Yeah, but how many games?

I mean the novelty wears off.

My cousin Angelica's Hens Night

got through seven games
in the first 50 minutes.

And after that?

You don't wanna know.

Is the chandelier in
there bolted on properly?

Uh, Kate, I don't wanna over organize:

I mean there's just a few of us, so.

Hats!

I've got enough for everyone.

Hats add a festive feel, you know?

They bring a sense of unity to the group.

If only Angelica had had them.

Kate, are you okay?

You um, you seem a little jumpy.

Yeah!

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm just a very focused,
very professional woman.

Do you think I should dye my hair?

Sure.

You know,

I bet you'll change your mind about women.

You'll meet at least one
who you can be friends with.

And at least one more,
who you'll fall in love with.

You're sure about that, aren't you?

You gotta believe in love.

Even when they break your heart,

you gotta keep believing in it.

Yeah I know, Stevie.

But Kane, I mean he wasn't worth it.

You don't know.

He was wrong for me and
it wouldn't a worked out.

(sniffles)

Ah.

But I thought that he was the one.

And everyone thinks I'm over it.

Good ol' Stevie, she just bounces back.

Oh, but not this time.

(sniffles)

This time I let him in, ah and it hurts.

(melancholy piano music)

I know.

(sniffles)

(sighs)

You know, for a man and woman,

who can't even be friends,
we get along pretty well.

Alex.

It's okay.

Um, the calavry's here.

(engine roaring)

Yeah.

Wouldn't think it would take two hours

to get some roadside assistance.

No.

Gonna be late for the Bucks Party:

hope I don't miss the stripper.

Oh you guys have got a stripper.

Kinda standard.

Well maybe I should
get Tess a male stripper.

Yeah, it'll make up for the veil.

Well it might at least
keep her mind off it.

There's an agency,
I'll give you the number.

Wanna talk about it?

Not really.

Me neither.

The minute I get back,
I'm just gonna confess.

I mean the longer I put it off,
the harder it'll be.

Right.

The veil.

Yeah, yeah, right, the veil.

So that's what I'll do,

I'll just tell her exactly what
happened straightaway.

Not ready, but I don't understand:

I rung before you left to make sure it was.

Well apparently there
was something she missed

and she said it's just gonna
take a couple more days.

Oh.

Here ya go, Kate.

Thanks.

All right.

You wanted something borrowed.

Well I think we're the
same size in wedding shoes.

I hope they get you further
down the aisle than they got me.

Ha ha, thanks Jo, they're gorgeous!

(party horn toots)
I'll just put them inside.

Okay.

Oh, no, we are not playing Spin the Bottle.

No, no, Truth or Dare.

I've been bitten on the bum
by that once before, ya know?

Yes, that's the idea, Jo.

So are you sure the veil

is gonna be ready for the wedding?

Absolutely, there's no problem or anything,

everything's fine.

Good.

(engine running)

Dave's here.

At least he can sus me out a bit more.

I thought you'd warned him off already?

Oh yeah, he knows that Kate and I

have got something going on;

but some blokes, like to wade in a guy.

I can't I've ever had that problem.

What's he got that I don't have?

Uh, good job, sense of humor.

Brains?

Glad you could make it, Dave.

Oh cheers, Nick, glad you thought of me.

I'm here!

Party can start.

Send you to do a simple job.

There was an earthquake, mate.

Oh yeah, you hit suddenly?

Yeah, it took us totally by surprise.

Well at least your all right

and your back in time for the party.

(gasps)

That is so rigged, I want another spin.

No, no, truth or dare?

Truth.

Most unusual place?

No Stevie,
you can't because it's Jodi's question.

No, no you can't.
(girls griping)

You can't just change
it in the middle of it.

You said it was truth so...

Sandra, hi!

Come on in.

Have a seat.

We got a party hat.
Hi.

Swap ya!

You're just in time.

For what?

Truth or Dare,
you know we extract all your worst secrets.

Yeah.

No thanks.

I'll get you a glass.

(party horn tooting)

Oh!

(party horns tooting)

Oh, you like that?

In your face!

Beat that.

(chuckling)

Sounds a bit fishy to me:

Stevie covered in mud, you oiled up.

Either way, mate, we had car trouble.

Aw, more like a weird western fetish.

He's just jealous,

cause he's not getting
down and dirty with anyone.

Yeah right.

Beer?
No mate.

Don't ask.

Experience, mate, that's what he's got.

She couldn't,
it'd be like sleeping with fossil.

(chuckles)

Well at least I know what goes where, boys.

(clears throat)

(thunder strikes)

There you go, fellas,
learn from the master.

Okay ladies.

One gorgeous guy.

And one fig leaf.

Who's gonna go first?

Uh uh.

Sandra?

Go on.

Well,
if you don't wanna be a part of things.

Ah yeah, I suppose so.

Excellent!

Once you've pinned it on,
you have to kiss him.

Oh!

Right, on the mouth?

Uh, where else did you have in mind?

Oh!

And the person who gets the closest wins.

Blindfold!

Okay!

Oh.

I don't know 'bout this.

See you later!

Oo, thanks.

Okay, turn around.

All right, one.

And two!

Ready, set, go!

I know where I am.

Warmer, warmer, hotter.

Red hot!

Ha ha, sorry guys, this is easy.

Oh!

Oh, well now you have to kiss him.

(Stevie chuckles)

Oh!

Sandra you're meant for each other!

(donkey imitations)

Right on the butt.

How is that funny?

Come on, it's a joke.

Come on.

No it's not.

Sandra wait, don't go.

It was, it was just a silly game.

Really?

Yeah,
it's what people play at Hens Parties,

you know that.

Actually I don't, no.

Well what, you've never been to one before?

I've never been asked.

Which is fine by me,
I don't have time for most women.

Well maybe you should
give some of us a chance.

Why?

So you can make fun at my expense?

Sandra please, that was not our intention.

Party's just starting.

(party horn toots)

(both chuckling)

Plenty of time for all
of us to be made fun of.

I mean,
who knows what they've got planned for me,

I bet you can't wait to see that.

Come on.

Please stay.

I really want you to.

(steamy hip hop music)

Hi, is this, is this a wedding?

Or a commitment ceremony?

(engine roaring)

(steamy hip hop music)

Don't turn the music on
and do not take anything off!

No?

No!

Tell me this is a mistake.

♪ I played 40 for Gungellan ♪

♪ Oh when the saints go marching in ♪

(cheering and applauding)

Do we have anymore vocal styles among us?

Hang on, give me five minutes,
my fingers need a break.

(party horn toots)

That's for you, thank you.
Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

Okay about the mix up?

Yeah, easy night out for them.

We uh,
we really missed out on the strippers.

But at least it gave us an
excuse to mix the parties, eh?

Yeah,
it's one more tradition out the window.

So'd ya tell her?

What you reckon?

Righto, pageant time.

Who wants to see me fold
my tongue into three parts?

Pass.

Pass.

Really, eh?

(Jodi sighs)

No strippers, what a bummer.

(sighs)

Dave hasn't even looked at me.

Bet the guy's are disappointed.

Jodi, what am I gonna do to
make him see me as a woman?

Go naked.

What?

It's what Dave told me to do
when I had a crush on Nick.

Well, did it work?

No.

Didn't go through with it:
embarrassment factor kicked in.

Well desperate times call
for desperate measures.

(glasses clinking)

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Hi.
Cheryl, isn't it?

Yep.

Hey!

You all right?

Yep.

Something's the matter.

It's not suppose to be like this.

I wanted to do everything right

and then you came and I kissed you

and I wasn't meant to.

And now we're doing the parties all wrong

and your mother is coming to the wedding.

(ground rumbling)

(glasses clinking)

See, it's a sign.

So this is about mum.

No.

Well, sort of,
I just didn't think you were gonna ask her.

I wasn't.

Look,
I know this is really difficult, Tess,

but I couldn't go through the
most important day of my life

without her being there.

What is it?

Well I just...

She doesn't think I'm good enough for you.

(chuckles)

Okay.

(gentle orchestra music)

Look, here.

Don't take it personally,

she doesn't think anyone's
good enough for her sons.

You can't possibly think she's right?

Yeah, but what if you start
seeing me through her eyes?

That is never gonna happen.

Do you know how lucky I feel?

But she's your mother.

And you are gonna be my wife.

And I love everything about you.

Everything?

And I want everyone to know, including her.

And I wouldn't change a thing about you:

not one of your funny little ways.

Here.

Okay?

Yeah.

So can we stop worrying about signs?

Yes.

Good.

Uh, no, I have no idea where she is.

Well should I look for her?

No.

No.

(Stevie sighs)

I can't stand the guilt.

We got no reason to feel guilty.

Not that.

Ah.

The veil.

Ah, yeah.

I mean how can I spout all that stuff

about friendship and
just lie to Tess like that.

Look, just.

Oh, lied about what?

The veil isn't just late,
it's completely wrecked:

and I wrecked it.

My wedding veil?

It was an accident,
it happened on the way home,

and I know how important it is to you,

and I don't know if it
can be fixed on time,

or even if it can be fixed at all.

Just the veil?

Just the veil?

Well, that's a lot Tess, I'm so sorry.

Well if it's fixed in time, I'll wear it.

You're not that upset?

Well it's a shame, but veil or no veil,

it's gonna be the happiest day of my life.

(laughs)

Hold on.

(rhythmic synth music)

What are you doing?
Oh!

(party cheering)

(people catcalling)

(whistling)

(people whooping)

(people laughing)

(cheering)

Hummina hummina hummina.

Oh my Lord.

(party cheering)

Uh, that's sexy.

(people whooping)

Woo hoo!

What a woman!

(Stevie chuckling)

(cheering)

(whistling)

Yeah uh, hey,
we're gonna need that glove back.

(clears throat)

Aw.

(Craig chuckling)

Hey, if you need an agent,
I won't take less than 15%.

Make it 10%.

You were never good at math.

Rescued this from Craig,

he'd only do unspeakable things with it.

Hey listen, no jokes tomorrow

about Kate and the two pot screamer,

in fact no jokes at all, okay?

What's the problem?

You were fantastic!

Well I could hear whooping,
but the light was in my eyes.

Oh trust me, there were tongues hanging out

all over the place.

Whose tongues?

Well, not Dave's.

You know,
he was too busy cheering and yelling.

Definitely a fan.

Well it wasn't just for Dave's benefit.

No, no, of course not.

(clears throat)

Cheers.

(giggles)

(crickets chirping)

Did you know she could do that?

(laughs) No, not a clue.

But then again,

ya don't always know someone
as well as you think you do.

You don't always know yourself

as well as you think you do.

Didn't know I was gonna kiss you either.

Me neither.

But hey.

(lighthearted piano music)

So what do you reckon?

I reckon,
I don't wanna be anyone's rebound girl.

Well, for what it's worth,

I don't wanna be anyone's rebound guy.

So you wanna just forget it?

Well, not unless you do.

Well that doesn't leave
us with many options.

I can't get into anything

with a guy I can't be friends with first,

and you don't think it's
possible to be friends.

I'm willing to be proved wrong.

Yeah?

You know, if it doesn't work out,
neither of us lose.

Well I won't kiss you,
but I'll shake on it.

Friends?

Yeah.

Friends.

(hopeful synth music)

(birds chirping)

Mm.

You sure you're okay about
me staying here last night?

Mm hmm.

(ground shaking)
(house rumbling)

(glass clinking)

Wow.

Hey.

Hey.

Did you just feel the earth move?

I sure did.

(cheerful country music)

(Tess laughing)

That tickles!

(horses neighing)

(dogs barking)

I hope the tremor hasn't
done anymore damage

to the trough: we're
already short of water.

That's not a problem,

Kate can always do a rain dance.

Woman of many talents.

Oh, you haven't seen nothin' yet.

Hey look!

The water's flowing again!

Oh it's a miracle.

No, it's a sign: bring on the wedding!

(laughing and cheering)

♪ Nick and Tess ♪

♪ Sittin' in a tree ♪

♪ K-I-S-S ♪

(laughing)

(lively country music)

♪ I can't keep my heart from breakin' ♪

♪ When you're not here ♪

♪ Don't want another night of wakin' ♪

♪ Without you near ♪

♪ Can't face another day without you ♪

♪ Don't wanna face it alone ♪

♪ I need to look deep down in your eyes ♪

♪ And know your home ♪

♪ Gonna throw my arms around you ♪

♪ And hold you tight ♪

(thunder rumbling)