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♪ Ahh ♪

Previously on McLeod's Daughters.

You sure you're gonna find
this job demanding enough?

Well, nothing beats practical experience.

Pleased to have you with us.

I guess I'm still figuring out

how things work around here.

What things?

Just, stuff that didn't happen

like I thought it should.

Kate, it's a farm.

Animals, weather, people,

nothing ever goes according to plan.

What about Wilgul?

Well, we can lease it out for now,

until he gets better.

Take the pressure off, I guess.

Yeah.

Back extension won't last forever.

No it's the sensible thing to do.

You wouldn't get much
selling Wilgul at the moment,

but a long term lease, that's a good move.

We are looking at finances.

Could see it was the only decision.

You're hiding something, aren't you?

No.
Come on!

Show me what it is.

What are those?

They're opals.

But they're for Rose,

so one day I can turn up
and tell her I'm her mum

and give her the house and the clothes,

the life she should have had with me.

How's Rose?

No, everything's gonna
be all right real soon, okay?

Yeah, well this time I mean it.

(gentle guitar music)

(all whooping)
(cattle mooing)

Come on, let's get a move on.

We've got a long drive ahead.

Come on!
Relax.

We're going to a B&S ball, not a road race.

Even the name puts me off.

Bachelor and spinsters ball.

Well it beats going to
the bush poetry evening.

Bachelor, that sounds cute and sexy,

but spinster sounds like an old great aunt

who smells of mothballs.

Remember the last time we
drove the Manfredi mobile?

You were 16 and you were freaking out,
as per usual.

Yeah you didn't have a license.

It took me three weeks of convincing my dad

to let me see you again.

Longest three weeks of your life.

Those two were yakking
'til two this morning.

It's like I'm stuck in a
permanent slumber party.

Yeah they sure know how to talk,
don't they?

Nonstop for hours about absolutely nothing.

It's driving me nuts!

But, I think I have a solution.

What, earplugs?

The cottage.

I was thinking if you
have no other plans for it,

maybe I could move in.

Let's sort it out once we
get back from the B&S.

They're worth at least that much.

You won't be disappointed.

Behind the first aid tent at the B&S.

Yeah I'll be alone.

No, I won't be late.

Trust me, you bring the
cash and I'll bring the opals.

The cottage and the money.

Won't be long now, Rosie.

You're coming home.

Oh, look at you.

See ya, Turbo.

You be a good boy.

Yes, yes.

Be a good boy.

Tara will be here in a minute.

Nice dress.

Thanks, you too.

What's taking her so long?

I don't know, I should go get her.

Sorry!

Couldn't find the right shoes.

You look great.

Is it too much?

No I think it's just enough.

Come on, let's go.

Right well, before we go

I'll just run through the rules of the car.

No eating, no drinking, no dirty shoes,

and no shouting or loud music.

Okay.

(women squealing)
(rock music)

(upbeat music)

♪ It'll take some time to find your heart ♪

♪ And come back home ♪

♪ You could walk for
miles cross every river ♪

♪ And find you're not alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be there oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Nah nah ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

(birds chirping)

You going to a funeral or a job interview?

Yeah yeah, you just wish you looked

as good in a tux yourself, mate.

Give me five minutes.

I'll look a lot better.

Oh so you're going then?

Wouldn't miss it.

B&S are for singles, Nick.

I'm single!
Yeah whatever you say.

You don't see a ring on my finger, do ya?

Ah so keeping your options open now?

Pull your head in.

Hurry up mate, we've got a fair way to go.

That's a long list of pickup
lines you've got there, Nick.

Yeah, well how do you like this one?

Estimate your income before
tax for the last financial year.

Geez, there's no beating around the bush

with you, is there Romeo?

Well, it's Killarney's
business activity statement.

I think you're missing the point here,
Nick.

Girls, grog, and good times.

It's not gonna fill itself in.

Which part of fun don't you understand,
Nick huh?

Are you gonna do that all the way?

Yeah.

(rock music)

It's squeaking.

It wasn't squeaking before you all got in.

Anyway I don't see the point.

We drive for hours, meet a bunch of people

we have nothing in common with,

and then drive back.

Who's to say you won't
meet the man of your dreams?

Forget that, how many chances 'til we get

just to kick back and dance with the girls?

Yeah like that's the
only reason you're going.

You know they can fine
you if you're going too slow.

What's the rush?

Well B&S balls are all about timing.

Gotta get there early,
get the best vantage point

for spotting the talent.

(laughs)

Sounds like a military strategy.

What time are we meeting the enemy?

I told Nick and Alex we'd
meet them at 1600 hours.

Tess wants to keep an eye on Nick.

Rubbish,
I just don't want us walking in alone.

Makes us look desperate and dateless.

Isn't that what we are?

I'd rather think of us as sexy and single.

Hey.

Pop this in.

Oh no, not this!

I have to listen to this all the time.

You should hear her
first thing in the morning.

She's warbling like a strangled cat, no.

Well you won't have to listen to it anymore

when I move into the cottage, will ya?

When you what?

I can't believe you would even think about

letting her move into the
cottage without asking me.

Well I haven't yet.

Besides, I thought you were
happy in the shearer's quarters.

Well I am,
but I mean I grew up in that cottage.

It's more mine than hers.

Bush is free!

She chose to move out.

Yeah I know, but I...

It's like living in a dorm.

I keep expecting
someone to yell lights out.

Hey, I'm not the one

playing music at five a.m. okay?

Yeah well it's the only
way to get you out of bed.

Why don't I move into the cottage,

save you both the trouble?

Okay enough, come on.

Let's hit the road, huh?

(upbeat music)

Down down down to the right,
ah that's it there.

(laughs)

Can you stop doing that please?

It's distracting.

Oh she's just got an itch.

Think Tess can speak for herself.

It's okay, I've stopped.

Isn't that Dave?

Oh yeah, looks like it.

Slow down.

(upbeat music)

(whistles)

At last the band's here.

For one night only,
Dave and the Brewerettes.

So what's up?

She's having trouble calving.

But you'll be right, right?

Ah I could do with a bit of a hand.

What's wrong with her?

One of the calves feet is turned backwards.

Well you need to roll her onto her side

and stabilize her so
you can get a firm grip

on the calf and then turn the foot.

Hello vet.

Kate Manfredi, BSC agricultural science.

Dave Brewer, Sagittarius.

Oh um, I did an essay on using

lateral incumbency on difficult births.

Well I don't think she can read.

Hey, would you do us a favor

and get the calf puller out of my car?

Sure.

Actually I might have some stuff

that'll come in handy.

Gum boots, in case I get bogged.

Garbage bags.

You can use those to protect your dresses.

Can't say she's not prepared.

First aid kit,
scissors to cut up the garbage bags,

and my raincoat.

You never know when the
weather's gonna change.

Got a stretcher in there?

No, but I can rig one up.

This is Adam Ant in his

King of the Wild Frontier phase right?

You're into the new romantics as well?

New, old, anything romantic's fine by me.

How old are you people?

Okay, where do you want me?

This way please, ma'am.

Why is it every time I frock up

there's a messy animal around?

You're dating the wrong men.

(laughs)

Hey Tess, can I use your phone?

Sure, it's in the back of the car.

Is everything okay?

Yeah I just forgot to order
some food for the stock.

Well you don't have to do it now.

Oh I don't want 'em to go hungry.

Hi, yeah it's me.

Listen, I'm running a little bit late.

Hello, no you're cutting out.

Bugger.

So what's your strategy for the B&S, Nick?

Sit in the corner and do your paperwork?

Hate to break it to you Alex,

but women prefer a man
who can read and write.

Who are you trying to attract,

some librarians?

I'm not trying to attract anyone.

See, that's why you need
some tips from the mastermind.

The fact that you're the
oldest bloke at the party,

the oldest bloke at the party,

does not make you a master.

Righto, that's it.

Soon as we get there, you're on your own.

Are you scared of the competition now?

Nah, just like to hunt solo.

Easiest way to catch your prey.

You are such a tool.

Nick, why are you even coming tonight?

To stop you making a total ass of yourself.

Thanks, Dad.

Wouldn't have anything to do

with Tess being there, would it?

I'm there for a good time,
mate, that's all.

You can't have a foot in both camps.

Trust me, it never works.

What are you talking about, Alex?

I'm not doing anything like that.

She knows it's not serious.

Which she would that be?

The one here or the one in the city?

Why don't you talk about
something you know about,

'cause you don't know anything.

Pull.

Pull, pull harder.

Oh it's coming.

(cow moos)

Watch out for the splatter.

(splattering)
Ah!

Great, cow placenta.

It's cheaper than perfume,
and it lasts longer.

Congratulations people, it's a girl.

Ah isn't she gorgeous?

Yeah it looks just like her mum.

Okay, it's a calf people.

We see hundreds of them every day,
let's go.

Guess we gotta go.

Well thank you very much, ladies.

I'll let the farmer know you rescued us.

Righto.

Scootchie cootchie.

See you at the pub.

Look forward to it.

I'll drive.

Who said anything about changing drivers?

Don't want to get driving fatigue, Kate.

A moment asleep could kill you!

Okay Jodi, but she needs gentle handling.

Gentle is my middle name.

(upbeat music)

Dave seemed to know his stuff.

Well he should do, he's a vet.

Yeah a vet who Tess almost married.

Almost?

It's a long story.

You think he's cute, don't you?

No, not at all.

My interest is purely professional.

The invisible man is
less transparent than you.

Just concentrate on your driving.

Oh hello.

Oh no, don't even think about stopping.

Code of the country says you have to stop.

Well what if he's an ax
murderer or something?

Yeah have you ever seen an ax murderer

look that good in jeans?

Where you headed?

Bunedarra,
you ladies going anywhere near there?

Sure.
No.

Nowhere near.

What they meant to say was, hop on in.

Great, can I chuck my bag in the boot?

Sure.
Ah yeah.

Let me give him a hand.

I'm Brendon.

I'm glad my car's in for a service.

Try anything funny and you'll regret it.

Thank you.

That's mine.

What you got in there,
a million bucks in unmarked bills?

It's none of your business.

Relax, I don't bite.

I do.

You have to treat it like a hunt,
predator and prey.

Pick the guy you like,
and go in for the kill.

Gee, that's romantic.

The Charles Darwin guide to dating.

You ever try a more subtle approach?

Like?

Hi I'm Jodi, you come here often?

Oh that's original.

Jodi, eyes on the road.

Yeah yeah.

I mean it's not like they're
really listening anyway.

You know, I mean the main thing is

to get them focused on you.

If you can hold them
for the first few seconds,

I mean you're away.

Jodi, both hands on the wheel, 10 to two.

You're all trying too hard.

I never chase.

If you want to score tonight,

you've got to use my bees
to the honey pot theory.

You scout the area,
see who you're instantly attracted to.

Ah, never trust chemistry.

It'll blow up in your face.

Hey hey hey, let the man speak.

Make eye contact, you smile,

don't limit yourself to one guy.

Choose a few to have on standby,

and then you just sit back and wait.

All the bees buzz around you,

fighting it out amongst themselves.

Oh so you just wait
for them to come to you.

Yeah, works every time.

I bet it does.

(horn honks)

Yeah that sorted the men from the boys.

What?

My classy overtake, didn't you see it?

No, but I'm sure I'm gonna hear about it.

Well the trick is Nick,

you gotta show the competition who's boss.

Then you just keep going for your target,
mate.

Just like a B&S, you know?

You arrive, quick prowl,

go for the top of your range.

In my case,
the best looking girl in the joint.

Then you hone in on her,
and lay on the old Ryan charm.

Nick, you're not even listening.

No.

Yeah you don't need to, do ya?

Got your own little harem already.

So, what are you up to in Bunedarra?

Got someone I need to see.

Who would that be?

My girlfriend.

Why not wait 'til she comes to you?

Yeah, isn't that your theory?

How about you lot?

Any of you've got boyfriends?

Sure.

Yeah.

Of course we do.

Nah, none of us do.

Tess could if she got her act together.

That's not true!

But it is sort of not really.

It's very complicated.

Always is.

I'm starving.

Anyone else hungry?

No, I'm all right.

Oh man, I could murder a burger.

You just had a huge breakfast.

Yeah at 5:30 this morning.

There's no point stopping now.

We'll be in the bush ranger's
arms in less than an hour.

Yeah, let's keep going.

But I'm hungry now!

Hey, no eating in the car.

Did anyone listen to the rules?

Let's not forget the point of this trip,
to get there.

No, to have fun.

Right.

(yelling)
(upbeat music)

Give me the keys, I wanna check the boot.

What's the matter,
afraid your makeup bag fell out?

Remember to shut it.

Lightly.
Okay.

Nice.

You've got something of mine.

Thanks.

(pleasant music)

Ah finally, reception.

Hey it's me.

No, of course I'm still coming.

Yeah I understand you can't wait.

Look, I'll definitely be there by six.

Yep, okay.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Everything okay?

Yeah, it's all sorted.

Good.

Kitchen's about to close.

Want to make up your minds?

Yeah I'll have the Greek salad, no onions

but extra olives and the
dressing on the side please?

It comes as it comes, love.

Excuse me, is the calamari fresh?

It was when it was frozen.

We'll have steaks all around, thank you.

Yeah and make 'em rare.

We're in a hurry.

Oh I'll have mine well done.

You got a public phone here, mate?

Yeah on the counter.

It's a local.

Thanks.

Excuse me, ladies.

It is a shame he's not coming to the B&S.

He's cute!

Yeah if you like that type.

What, the cute puppy dog type?

What's not to like?

(pleasant music)

Made good time.

I don't see the guy with the checkered flag

and the big silver trophy.

Guess I beat him.

Looks like we beat the girls too, huh?

So now what?

Must be a pool table we can destroy.

Nick,
aren't you taking your paperwork mate?

I don't think we'll see
any librarians in here.

Yeah no mate.

They're all at school.

No after you, mate.

There's a guy outside

who can take me right where I'm going.

You sure?

Yeah yeah, thanks for the ride.

It's okay.

Here's for the steak,
and have a good night.

Oh thanks, ooh.

We'll give your bees to
the honey theory a go.

Use it well, it's a powerful weapon.

♪ I'm so hungry I ♪

Did you see that he gave me a hug?

That's so sweet.

He laid it on a bit thick for me.

Suppose for a potential
ax murderer he was okay.

He has absolutely no idea about women.

What was that whole waiting
for them to buzz around thing?

Yeah that's never worked.
Yeah.

Okay come on, let's go.

I haven't finished eating yet.

Yeah you have.

Guess let's go.

I'll drive.

Hey what's wrong with my driving?

Please can we not go through this again?

I'm driving.

Ugh.
Where's the car?

It's gone.

Where are the keys?

Brendon must have taken
them when he hugged me.

He can't have gotten too far.

My dad is gonna kill me.

That car was a graduation present.

What are we gonna do now?

Guys!

Seriously.

Why are they taking so long?

The police station's a
couple of blocks away, Stevie.

I knew we shouldn't have trusted him.

Do you reckon all that stuff

about his girlfriend was true?

What do you reckon?

Well at least the car's insured.

Yeah well I had things
in there that weren't.

Tell me about it.

Thinking about all my
stuff in the bag in the back?

My new top.

What are you doing?

The longer we wait,
the further away he gets.

That's a great idea, Stevie.

Let's steal a car to find our stolen car.

Any luck?

Yeah we spoke to the cops.

They're gonna write a report
and let their patrols know.

Now where did Brendon say he was going?

It was Bune, Bune...
Bunedarra.

Bunedarra.

Well he's probably lying about that too.

What about the phone call he made?

Bunedarra Country Club.

Bunedarra, that's where he was going.

Ask him how to get there.

Yeah hi, can you tell me where you are

in relation to the Ridley
Arms Hotel please?

Right.

Thank you, thanks.

Oh come on.

My dad is never gonna forgive me for this.

He treated that car like it was gold.

10 years, not one scratch.

Don't worry, it wasn't your fault.

No, it was yours,
because you picked him up.

All right fine, blame me!

Has anyone got something for a headache?

Yeah, I do in my bag, in the car.

There must be someone going to Bunedarra.

Let's just forget it.

Let's head home.

You go ahead, I'm gonna get the bastard.

Well he could be halfway
across the country by now.

I don't care, I'm gonna find him.

It's only a car.

It is insured, right?

Yeah but my opals aren't, are they?

Opals?

What opals?

Your opals are in the car?

I'm never gonna get Rose now.

Who's Rose?

(pool balls clack)

Lucky shot.

Now can we get a drink?

One more game.

You've been saying that for three games.

You can't ever lose a game.

Can you?

Never had to try, mate.

Anyone can beat an amateur,
no offense mate.

None taken.

Question is,
can you hack it against the real deal?

You're on.

Nice.

Your boyfriend watch you play often?

(coughs)

Oh.

Close.

You might want to use this.

You're in a bit of trouble there, master.

It ain't over yet, Nick.

So she has a daughter?

Yeah, that's why she wants
to move into the cottage.

So Rose doesn't know who,

she thinks you're her auntie?

That's right.

She doesn't know?

I don't want to go over it again, Jodi.

You can have the cottage.

It doesn't matter anymore.

Stevie that's not what I...
(horn honks)

Wait, hey stop!

You going anywhere near Bunedarra?

I can drop you on the way, hop in!

At least someone sticks
to the code of the country.

Dibs the front!

(dog panting)

Oh, cop a whiff of that!

You think the man of my dreams will mind

if I smell of cabbage?

Well if he can handle cow placenta,

he can certainly handle this.

(pleasant music)

(men cheering)

Hey fella.
How you goin' Dave?

Want to go.

Any sign of the girls?

No, not yet.

If I'd known there was a pool comp,

I would've put some money down.

Yeah on who?

The knob taking a shot,
or the one related to me?

They've been at it a while have they?

Neither will quit.

(men cheering)

Righto, beverage?

Yeah, my shout.

Sweet.

Oi.

Brewer.

Who's the competition?

Some clown who fancies himself.

I'm letting him down gently.

Yeah looks like it.

(phone rings)

Can you get it Dave?

Could be the girls.

Yep.

Hello.

Ah no no no, it's Dave.

Brewer.

G'day Sally how are ya?

Yeah of course I remember you.

How's the city going?

Right look, I'll just get him for ya.

Righto.

It's for you, darling.

Hello.

(somber music)

Thanks for the lift.

I am never eating coleslaw again.

Whoa.
Whoa.

Spit it out.

What?

If you've got something to say,
just say it.

Well why didn't you tell her the truth?

Your daughter I mean.

I knew it.

It's none of your business, all right?

Hey don't have a go at me.

I'm not the one who gave her away.

You don't know anything about me.

And I'm not the one who
uses other people's cars

to smuggle opals without telling them!

Stevie, wait!

Oh Kate, come on don't be stupid!

Wait up, oh ow.

Yeah.

Okay, yeah bye, see ya.

She's just calling to catch up.

How is she?

Yeah good, great.

Haven't heard from her in ages.

Yeah right.

Well mate,
anytime you want your butt whipped

just give us a call, won't ya?

Come on mate, best of five.

You a sucker for punishment or something,
mate?

Double or nothing.
Yeah?

Let's go.

Why don't you laddies go powder your noses

and let the real men play?

I reckon you should just stick to

playing with yourself, eh?

We got one more game to play,
and the table's yours, boys.

We have a debt to settle here.

There you go, all settled.

Wanna have a go, do ya mate?

Me and my buddy have been waiting

all day for ya, haven't we mate?

You bet.

(glass tinkling)

Mate I just...
Don't come back!

(laughing)

You had that big boy
crying like a little girl.

He shouldn't have walked into my fist.

Repeatedly.
(laughs)

Schooner on the head was a nice touch.

Ah just letting him know I cared, you know?

Yeah all right mate, no need to push.

Yeah watch the threads.

Hey, Alex Ryan.

Kane Morgan.

Pleased to meet ya.
Yeah you too, mate.

Stevie, wait up!

She didn't mean anything.

I don't need anyone judging me.

No, you're an expert on that yourself.

Am I wrong for wanting Rose
to come and live with me?

Of course not,
but you should have told us the plan.

Maybe we wouldn't have picked up Brendon,

or stopped for lunch, or argued

about the cottage for three hours.

All I wanted was a job on a property.

I never mentioned anything

about B&S balls or doing opal deals.

Rose must be the reason
Stevie was kicked out of home.

Stevie was kicked out of home?

Yeah when she was 15.

Pretty tough, huh?

Well anyway, she should've
thought about the consequences.

Yeah like you've never done

anything without thinking it through first.

No, never.

Does that include sleeping
with our biology teacher?

Mr. Ponter was a student teacher.

That's different.

Yeah of course it was.

I wish I could just go back somehow

and make things all right.

Well when you figure out how, let me know

and I'll come with you.

You don't have a monopoly on regret.

I've got a long list of
things I'd like to put right.

(horse whinnies)

The past is a stubborn bugger, isn't it?

It won't change for anyone.

Come on.

Let's go find the others.

(somber music)

Do you think Stevie will talk to me again?

I don't know, if you apologize,
make her breakfast,

and clean out the troughs maybe.

I'll remember to do that.

Hey Jod, that stuff about Mr. Ponter.

You won't say anything?

Not if you make me breakfast too.

Jodi?

Kate?

Look.

Wow ow, ow.

So it was just sitting here?

In perfect mick.

Keys in the ignition.

Talk about a stupid thief.

Are they in there?
I'm checking.

I don't believe it.
He's taken them?

Let's get outta here.

What about the B&S?

Yeah we've got a reason to celebrate now.

You reckon you can get there in an hour?

Buyer will still be waiting.

Well I can't go over the speed,

yeah we can get there in an hour easily.

As long as I'm driving.

Aw look!

Aww.

Would you look at what the cat dragged in.

Thanks a lot, you.

Did you think you'd get away with it?

It's not what you think.

She married him.

What?

Danielle, my girlfriend.

I thought if she saw me,
she'd call off the wedding.

Your girlfriend was marrying someone else?

She didn't even look at the ring.

So you waited until their
wedding day to propose to her?

I thought she'd change her mind.

That's why I borrowed the car,

so I could get here in time to stop her.

So much for your bees
to the honey pot theory.

That was totally useless, wasn't it?

Gee I think the police

would really love to hear your sad story.

I swear I was gonna bring it back.

But lock me up if you want.

Nothing matters anymore.

Oh, Brendon I mean

the car's okay, all our stuff is here so.

Go.

We'll just tell the police
that we found the car, okay?

Thanks.

I really appreciate this.

Are you gonna be okay?

I suppose a lift home's
out of the question?

Oh, don't push your luck.

Bye.

(somber music)

Bye Brendon!
Yeah!

Geez that's a good idea, mate.

Bringing your own portable vet with ya.

Yep, never know when you're gonna

run into a bunch of monkeys, ah.

Got it, nice.

You know you should
get a lift with us to the B&S.

May need your services on the way back.

Aren't we supposed to
wait here for the girls?

Well it looks like they stood us up, Nick.

How about I drive?

You blokes have had a few.

Sure Uncle Dave, sounds good.

Can I take a look at that?

No that's all right, just a scratch.

Alex, I'll see you around mate.

Will do.

Hey Kane!

You want to join us at the B&S later?

Thanks mate, I won't though.

I best be heading home.

Where's that at?

I just moved into a place
down Gungellan way.

Right.

You anywhere near Killarney?

I think so.

Property I'm leasing's called Wilgul.

Get outta here.

What, not good?

That's right, the agent said

he'd leased it to a bloke called Morgan.

You want to watch who
you beat at pool next time.

May turn out to be your landlord.

You're joking, eh?

They said this place was small.

I didn't realize how small.

Might drop over for a beer sometime.

Yeah, look forward to it.

No pool table though.

Lucky for you.

I'll see yas.
See ya.

Righto Uncle Dave,
you're driving aren't ya?

Yeah, come on you bums.
Let's go!

No please, if you can just
wait another half hour then...

What'd he say?

No deal.

I missed my chance.

Don't worry about it, Stevie.

There'll be other black market guys.

You're doing this on the black market?

No, he's a good black market guy.

Yeah right.

So can we go home?

No way.

We've come this far, come on.

Let's go, in the car!

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Damsels in distress.

(gentle guitar music)

You took your time.

Well it's a long story.

What's the problem?

Cooked the radiator,
and that's the least of it.

What happened to your face?

Oh you should see the other bloke.

You okay?

Probably should have quit
while I was ahead, Stevie.

Well, no one's perfect.

So did you get into any fights?

Oh no, I make it a point

never to come between
two men and a pool cue.

You're funny.

(gentle guitar music)

Sounds like you had quite a day.

Yeah, it's good to be on
the other side of it now.

What's the go?

She cooled down enough
to get going or what?

Nah,
there's a bit more wrong with it than that.

Ah, my...
Chip?

Don't mind if I do.

Well, if we can't make it to the B&S,

the B&S is just gonna have to come to us.

Come on.

Where are we going?
Dancing.

I didn't put on this dress for nothing.

(rock music)

(laughing)

Alex, how many bikies did you take on?

Oh about 10 of them.

They were huge though, huge blokes.

Right, and what were Nick and Dave doing?

Have you seen any scratches on them, eh?

(rock music)

So then Brendon reckoned
all he had to do was sit there

and the bees would just come buzzing.

Well he's got it all wrong.

What you need to do is get the honey,

and pour it all over your naked body.

Forget about it.

So, you reckon there's anything else

I need to know about difficult births?

You what?

The cow this morning.

Anything else I need to know for next time?

Sometimes it's better not to know.

(giggles)

This bloke reckoned
she'd just dump the groom,

and take off with him.

Yeah, he totally believed it.

He had this whole theory
about just sitting back

and waiting for women to come to him.

Look where it got him.

Yeah I guess he waited too long.

(gentle music)

May I have this dance?

Thought you'd never ask.

♪ You make me tremble ♪

Woo!
Oh yeah.

Now we're dancing.

Madam.

Woo!

♪ What's between us is as ♪

♪ Deep as sin ♪

♪ Strong as any force ♪

(laughing)

♪ Oh I'm hungry ♪

♪ I've been starving ♪

♪ Just to hold you close ♪

♪ We built our fences ♪

♪ And we pretended ♪

♪ That we were safe ♪

♪ But it had to happen ♪

♪ It had to happen ♪

♪ Don't deny that you feel what I feel ♪

♪ Here and now what we have is real ♪

Oh you shouldn't have.

I didn't, it's for Stevie.

What about my bribe?

Keeping the Mr. Ponter secret, remember?

Yeah,
I thought about that and then I realized

I've got plenty of dirt on you,

so I reckon we're quits.

You know that innocent look
of yours is a great disguise.

So, do you still want to sell them?

I have to find a new buyer first.

Straightaway?

In a while.

Well if you're gonna
keep opals on the property,

you may as well keep
them in a good hiding place.

Oh under the floorboards.

Oh in a bank.

Nana hides everything
under the floorboards.

She never trusts the banks.

What about the safe?

I should've told you of my plans

before I roped you all in.

There's no need to worry about that now.

So when are we gonna
move you into the cottage?

What?

Well I figured it wasn't fair to Kate

to make her suffer
through all your bad music.

Yeah.

Thanks.

So anyway,
there is this big party up north...

No and I'm not driving ya.

Flat out.

Come on, boy.

We're home.

Come on, come on Turbo.

Come on.

Where you going?

Come on.

♪ Ooh you make me tremble ♪

♪ And I can't control it ♪

♪ Can't control it anymore ♪

♪ What's between us is as ♪

♪ Deep as sin ♪

♪ And strong as any force ♪

♪ Oh I'm hungry ♪

♪ I've been starving
just to hold you close ♪

♪ We built our fences ♪

♪ And we pretended ♪

♪ That we were safe ♪

♪ But it had to happen ♪

♪ It had to happen ♪

(thunder rumbles)

(dramatic music)