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♪ The end of the
Civil War Was near ♪
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♪ When quite accidentally ♪
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♪ A hero who sneezed
Abruptly seized ♪
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♪ Retreat And
reversed it to victory ♪
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♪ His Medal of Honor
Pleased and thrilled ♪
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♪ His proud little
Family group ♪
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♪ While pinning it on
Some blood was spilled ♪
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♪ And so it was
planned He'd command ♪
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♪ F Troop! ♪
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♪ Where Indian fights
Are colorful sights ♪
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♪ And nobody takes a lickin' ♪
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♪ Where paleface and redskin ♪
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♪ Both turn chicken ♪
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♪ When drilling and
fighting Get them down ♪
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♪ They know their
morale Can't droop ♪
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♪ As long as they
all Relax in town ♪
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♪ Before they resume
With a bang and a boom ♪
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♪ F Troop! ♪
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Sarge.
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Sarge.
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Hey, what is it?
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Smoke signal from the Hekawi.
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Yeah, it's a message for us.
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Well, what does it say?
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When are you gonna
learn how to read smoke?
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I can't even learn
to read tom-toms.
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Wait a minute.
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"Big trouble.
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"Still broke.
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No whiskey."
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Ugh.
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Well, there goes our
supply for the saloon.
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No, no. We gotta get up there
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and get that still
fixed and fixed quick.
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We can water the
whiskey for awhile,
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but start watering the water,
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they might get suspicious.
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Get the horses.
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Now, what's the
matter with you, chief?
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Can't you fix a little still
when it breaks down?
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Please, please, not so loud.
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Wake up this morning
with big headache.
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Listen, we're partners,
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but we can't make any money
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if you keep drinkin'
up all the product.
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Besides, I keep telling ya,
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Indians ain't suppose to drink.
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Paleface propaganda.
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Indian drink long
before white man.
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Yeah?
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You think we sell New York
Island for $24 if we sober?
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All right, but anyway
gather all their stuff up
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and pack it on the horse.
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Mm?
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Well, we can't fix it here.
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We'll take it to the post.
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We gotta get a
lot of parts in town.
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You mean, you're
gonna bring a still...
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on the post?
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I'm gonna bring
a still on the post.
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We're gonna clean
out the NCO club.
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Get rid of all the merchandise.
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Hide the still in there
until we get it fixed.
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Now, pack it up, will ya?
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Come on.
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Ringer.
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I got a ringer.
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I heard it hit.
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Well, not exactly, Vanderbilt,
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but you... You
keep on practicing.
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Captain!
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Colonel Watkins is
approaching the gate.
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Uh, Colonel Watkins.
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It's good to see you, sir.
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Parmenter, I will
come right to the point
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of a very serious matter.
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Oh?
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We have positive proof
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that the Indians in this locale
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have been obtaining liquor.
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Your orders, captain:
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Find the source of that liquor,
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and when you do...
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destroy it.
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Yes, sir.
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Now, I am going to
remain on this post
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until the mission
is accomplished.
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I don't have to elaborate
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on what could happen
to you, captain, if you fail.
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Oh, well, I... I won't, sir.
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No, I won't fail you.
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Well, with the help
of Sergeant O'Rourke
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and Corporal Agarn,
my most trusted men,
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the source of the whiskey
will be found and destroyed.
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Right this way, sir.
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You can count on us, sir.
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Good, good.
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Uh, Private Dobbs.
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Show colonel
Watkins to his quarters.
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Yes, sir, right this way, sir.
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Just one minute.
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What is that under that blanket?
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A horse, sir I can see that.
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But what's he carrying?
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It looks like some
sort of copper tubing.
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Yes, sir.
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Copper tubing, that's
what he's carrying.
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Sir, we're planning to
build a hot-water heater.
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Hot water for the
man's bath, sir.
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Good.
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Good.
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A clean soldier
is a happy soldier.
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Dobbs.
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Ah, a hot water heater?
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Well, yeah, we were
gonna surprise you sir.
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We wanted you to have t-the...
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The very first bath.
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Why, that's...
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That's very considerate
of you, sergeant.
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Thank you, but, uh,
back to our objective.
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Now, if there
is an illegal still
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someplace in town,
I intend to find it.
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We'll make a house
to house search.
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Sergeant, you alert the men.
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Yes, sir.
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Mission completed, sir.
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This town is as clean
as a hound's tooth.
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Sergeant.
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Gee, if it isn't in town, I
wonder where it could be.
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You know, once we
was looking for Agnes,
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one of our chickens,
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and we searched
high and low for her.
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And you know where
we finally found her?
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Right in the chicken coop.
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Well, when I'm
looking for chickens,
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I'll remember that.
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Wilton, what I'm
trying to say is
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why not look on the post?
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A still? On the post?
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Well, you've
looked all over town.
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Only logical place it
could be is on the post.
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No, no. Leave to a woman
to be illogical about logic.
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Captain, I mean
a still on the post?
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It just isn't impossible.
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I looked all over town.
The only logical place
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it could be is on the post.
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And we've search everywhere
except the NCO club.
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Captain, sir, surely
you don't think...
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Oh, you don't think that, sir.
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I'm... I'm not accusing
anybody of anything.
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It's just that someone
might have thought
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this was a clever
place to hide it.
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Not many men go in there.
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We must remember rules.
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NCO club is strictly
off limits to officers.
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No one allowed but the noncoms.
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That's right, captain.
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So it is.
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To put your mind at ease, sir.
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Corporal Agarn and I,
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will give this place
a thorough search.
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You will? Yes, sir.
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Oh, good men. Ah.
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You see any still?
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No, uh... Do you see any still?
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No... let's go.
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Corporal, aren't you
ashamed of yourself?
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We promised to give this
place a thorough search.
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Ahem, that's thorough enough.
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Let's go.
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Not a sign of it, sir.
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Just like I said,
a still on the post,
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I mean that's, uh...
It's not possible.
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Come in.
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Oh, sir, we just dropped by...
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Ah-ha! Ah-ha, sir?
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Right here, wait, wait.
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Right here in the manual,
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page 82, article number 364-A,
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it clearly states, "In
cases of emergency
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"the commanding
officer of a post
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is permitted in the NCO club."
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He is?
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He is?!
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But, uh, sir, there's
no emergency.
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The colonel said if I don't
find where the Indians
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are getting their whiskey,
there will be an emergency.
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Oh, but, sir, we've
searched our club.
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I know that, sergeant.
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I know that, but...
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But also right here in
the manual on page 12,
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number 36-B, it
also clearly states,
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"Officers are more
efficient than noncoms."
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You might have overlooked that.
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Besides, when an
officer has a job to do,
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he must do it himself.
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Wait a minute, sir, I just
remembered something.
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Yes, I'm positive.
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Article 364-dash-A on
page 82 has been revised.
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I think you'll find the
revision on page 102
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under article 3-dash-C.
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Really? Yes.
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We wouldn't want to
do anything non-military.
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I mean, we must go by
the manual, mustn't we, sir?
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Oh, yes, yes, of course.
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Here, I'll... I'll check it.
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Still.
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Uh, 102?
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Mm, it's, uh, under
the fine print there, sir.
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Ah, here it is, page
102, number 3-C.
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"Sunrise, how to determine
it for shooting people at."
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Sir, are you sure that
this is the latest edition
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of the manual?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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What am I thinking of?
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In the new manual,
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it's on the page
212, numbers 8, 3, 4.
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Oh.
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I-I-I could have sworn
it was on page 212,
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number 8, 3... No, no, no.
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Uh... it's on page
67, number 4-B.
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Right glad the captain asked
me to show you 'round, colonel.
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I am not on a pleasure
tour, young man.
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I'm looking for a still.
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Steel?
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Still!
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Come in.
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Well, I'm sorry
about that, captain.
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I... I guess I was wrong
about those revisions.
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Certainly, no reason that
you can't go to the NCO club.
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Is there?
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Of course, you won't
find a still there, sir.
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We'll see.
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Well, you're right,
no sign of a still.
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Yes, a nice space
you have there,
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kind of makes me
wish I weren't an officer.
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Oh, well...
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I see you haven't
unloaded the parts
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for the hot-water heater yet.
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Well, uh, looking for that still
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has kept us awfully busy, sir.
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Hm, true, true.
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Vanderbilt, when
are you gonna learn
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how to wear a hat? Huh.
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Man, something's
happened to this water.
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Sure has.
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Didn't I tell you fellas right?
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Ain't this the best
water you ever had?
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It's results that count,
captain, not excuses.
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I want the source of that
whiskey found at once.
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I'm doing my best, sir.
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You'd better make it
better than your best.
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Attention!
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At ease, men, at ease.
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Very tasty.
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The only good thing I've
found around the post:
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the water.
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Shh.
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You know, we really got it made.
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Searched the place once,
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00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:24,997
he'll certainly never
search it again.
263
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,332
Now, that's what I call water.
264
00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:29,735
Some of the men around here
are gettin' dumber than ever.
265
00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:31,871
Now, they're ravin'
about the water.
266
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,139
Not so dumb.
267
00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:35,574
I chucked those two
kegs of whiskey in the well.
268
00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:37,209
You did what?
269
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,753
Well, I had to get rid
of 'em somewhere.
270
00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:46,018
More of this tasty water, sir?
271
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,186
Thank you, captain.
272
00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:48,210
I'll pour.
273
00:13:55,785 --> 00:13:57,462
Now, about that still, sir.
274
00:13:57,486 --> 00:13:58,764
Now, don't you worry.
275
00:13:58,788 --> 00:14:01,266
I'll just... I'll keep
looking until I find it.
276
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,290
What still?
277
00:14:03,326 --> 00:14:06,706
You know, I like you, boy.
278
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:53,285
Corporal, call the
troop to attention.
279
00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:59,658
At ease, men, at ease.
280
00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:02,683
Captain, if you don't
get to the bottom of this...
281
00:15:05,455 --> 00:15:08,134
This fantastic occurrence,
282
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:11,125
I will have you shot at sunrise.
283
00:15:13,196 --> 00:15:14,595
Oh, would you?
284
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,406
Hey, captain,
285
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,908
what are you
dressed like that for?
286
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,576
Darn it, sergeant,
you recognized me.
287
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,600
But why the disguise, captain?
288
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,715
I'm going up to the Hekawi
camp and ask a few questions
289
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,067
and look around, you know.
290
00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:43,536
Maybe I can find out where
they're getting their whiskey.
291
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,237
Uh, I wouldn't do
that if I were you, sir.
292
00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:47,506
Why the Hekawi's post
their most ferocious warriors
293
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,241
along that shortcut.
294
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:51,193
Shortcut? Yeah.
295
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,301
It forks off at the
big rock up there.
296
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,167
Well, sergeant, until I return,
297
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,191
F Troop is in your hands.
298
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,677
What an officer.
299
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,784
Hm.
300
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,782
But, sarge,
301
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,718
that ain't the shortcut
to the Hekawi camp!
302
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,052
I know, that's the long way.
303
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,954
You're gonna take the shortcut.
304
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,556
Get up there and
tell Chief Wild Eagle
305
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,557
to keep his big trap shut
306
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,558
about the firewater.
307
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,559
Yeah, but, sarge...
308
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,250
For once, will you do it my way?
309
00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:44,063
Hi, Wilton.
310
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,431
Darn it, Janey,
you recognize me.
311
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,100
Why you dressed
up like that for?
312
00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:49,969
Well, I'm gonna go
up to the Indian village.
313
00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:51,170
Maybe I can get them to talk
314
00:16:51,194 --> 00:16:53,089
about where they're
getting their whiskey?
315
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,174
Well, you sure are
goin' the long way?
316
00:16:55,198 --> 00:16:56,542
Oh?
317
00:16:56,566 --> 00:16:58,577
Sergeant O'Rourke
said this was a shortcut.
318
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,262
He knows better than that.
319
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:03,732
Why would he tell me
this was a shortcut?
320
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,076
I wonder if they're trying
to keep something from me.
321
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:23,819
Chief Wild Eagle?
322
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,287
You don't know
where an old trader
323
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,656
could get a little drink
of firewater, do you?
324
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,459
Wild Eagle not know
what you talking about,
325
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,763
Captain Parmenter.
326
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,896
Darn it, chief,
you recognize me.
327
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,265
I come in peace.
328
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,367
Okay, peace.
329
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,036
But Hekawis not have firewater.
330
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,106
Don't you know, Indians
not supposed to drink?
331
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:47,026
Uh, do you mind if I ask
the medicine man about it?
332
00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,849
Powwow all you want.
333
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,599
Uh, doctor?
334
00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:56,268
Please, can't you
see me with patient?
335
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,525
Make appointment first.
336
00:17:58,694 --> 00:18:00,039
Ah, tongue not forked.
337
00:18:00,063 --> 00:18:01,507
How come you no tell truth?
338
00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:02,674
Me good brave.
339
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:05,010
Me tell truth, I no steal horse,
340
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:07,646
no steal blanket,
no steal bear meat.
341
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,082
If you say so, but
you look plenty pale.
342
00:18:10,106 --> 00:18:11,238
You take medicine.
343
00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:15,154
Sometime medicine
man plenty smart.
344
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,489
Medicine he gave loosen tongue.
345
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,425
Make Crazy Cat tell truth.
346
00:18:20,449 --> 00:18:22,283
The medicine makes
him tell the truth?
347
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,721
Medicine yum-yum?
348
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:33,823
Yum-yum.
349
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,575
You steal something lately?
350
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:40,329
Me steal horse,
me steal blanket,
351
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:44,550
me steal bear meat,
me steal buffalo meat.
352
00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:47,608
Come, we lock
him up in iron tepee.
353
00:19:13,435 --> 00:19:14,475
Come in.
354
00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:17,549
Oh, you wanted to see us, sir?
355
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,751
Yes, yes, come in.
Come in have a seat.
356
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:22,754
And, uh, have a some of
this new tonic I came across.
357
00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:24,389
It's very refreshing.
358
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,490
Well, no, thank you, sir.
359
00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:27,059
Not, uh... Not just now for me.
360
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,493
Don't mind if I do, sir.
361
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:29,895
Thank you.
362
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,263
Did you find out anything
up at the Hekawi camp, sir?
363
00:19:32,287 --> 00:19:35,366
No, no, I couldn't
learn a thing.
364
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:36,685
Very tasty, captain.
365
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,844
Fine, fine. Would you
say it was yum-yum?
366
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:42,825
Yum-yum?
367
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,125
Yeah, you could say that, sir.
368
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:45,794
Good, good.
369
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,629
Well, the reason
I asked you here
370
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,165
was to tell you that I
haven't found the still, yet.
371
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,433
Oh, what a shame, sir?
372
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,169
Well, we've certainly
searched high and low,
373
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,037
haven't we, Agarn?
374
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,340
You know, I've
been thinking though,
375
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,043
maybe one of you men
came across a still some place
376
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,310
and then forgot about it.
377
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,212
Well, captain, that
doesn't make any sense.
378
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:07,315
I mean, you couldn't
possibly run across the still
379
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,617
and then just forget about it,
380
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,385
now, could you, sir.
381
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,555
I don't know about that.
382
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,313
Have you seen a still hidden
around some place, corporal?
383
00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:19,011
I sure have. Agarn.
384
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:20,229
Where?
385
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,831
We've got the
prettiest little still
386
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,734
you ever did see
right in our NCO club.
387
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,302
Captain, this man
is out of his mind.
388
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,837
He doesn't know
what he's saying?
389
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,071
He is drunk.
390
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,541
What...? What have
you put in that tonic, sir?
391
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,908
Nothing, nothing.
392
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:36,245
It's a very delicious
drink, isn't it, corporal?
393
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,269
Yum-yum.
394
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:41,938
Now, shall we go
have a look at that still?
395
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:44,620
But, captain, sir, I'm just...
396
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,921
Corporal Agarn, did not know
what he was talking about.
397
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:48,390
You will not find
a still in there.
398
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,491
The key, sergeant.
399
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,955
Oh, yeah, the key.
400
00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:13,865
Well, maybe you're
right, sergeant.
401
00:21:13,889 --> 00:21:15,567
He has been in the sun too long.
402
00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:17,102
Yes, well, that's, uh...
403
00:21:17,126 --> 00:21:19,686
That's what I said, sir.
404
00:21:20,062 --> 00:21:22,941
Three braves sneak down
last night and take from club.
405
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:24,242
Yeah, but I still don't get it.
406
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:25,843
I mean, how did you
know that we were...
407
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,080
We see captain steal herbs
that make man tell truth.
408
00:21:28,104 --> 00:21:31,583
Me figure he would give
to you and make you talk.
409
00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:33,669
We sure gotta
hand it to you guys.
410
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,203
Better you hand us whiskey.
411
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,255
Fix still.
412
00:21:36,279 --> 00:21:37,522
That's gonna be hard to do.
413
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:38,557
We can't fix it here.
414
00:21:38,581 --> 00:21:40,125
We sure can't take
it back to the fort
415
00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:41,793
with that captain
snoopin' around.
416
00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:42,994
Agarn, I tell you somethin',
417
00:21:43,018 --> 00:21:44,496
we are in big, big trouble.
418
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,365
And that colonel's not
gonna leave the fort
419
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,767
until he finds out where
these guys are gettin' the stuff.
420
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:50,034
Besides, what're we gonna do?
421
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,520
I know what I do.
422
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,572
I go talk to happy
spirits of Mother Nature.
423
00:21:53,596 --> 00:21:54,706
Talk to spirit of Earth,
424
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,693
spirit of running streams.
425
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,449
Maybe they bring us firewater.
426
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:05,084
Him one cuckoo medicine man.
427
00:22:05,108 --> 00:22:07,186
Yeah, that he is.
428
00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,988
But, uh, he just
gave me an idea.
429
00:22:10,012 --> 00:22:13,775
A cuckoo idea, but
it just might work.
430
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,344
It's unbelievable, sir,
431
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,312
I have found out where
the Indians are getting
432
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,313
their whiskey from.
433
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,314
There it is, sir.
434
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,315
What?
435
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,716
Sergeant, that's only a spring.
436
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:22,918
Well, I thought so too, sir.
437
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,420
But just wait till you taste it.
438
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,444
Dobbs.
439
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:33,895
Mm-hm.
440
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:34,947
It's whiskey.
441
00:22:34,971 --> 00:22:35,971
Captain.
442
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,774
Well, it looks
like a chaser, sir
443
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,876
but that's... That's
the real thing.
444
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,244
Incredible.
445
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:50,245
How?
446
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,747
Why, I don't know, sir.
447
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,082
But Mother Nature does
do some strange things
448
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:57,669
I mean, that's an 86-proof
spring before your very eyes.
449
00:22:57,693 --> 00:23:01,411
Yes, sir, Mother Nature does
do some incredible things.
450
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,861
Well, there is only
one thing to do, captain.
451
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,148
This spring must be destroyed.
452
00:23:09,172 --> 00:23:11,683
Sir, I came prepared
for any emergency.
453
00:23:11,707 --> 00:23:13,685
We'll blow it up
immediately. Dobbs,
454
00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:14,686
go get the dynamite.
455
00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:15,720
C-captain, sir,
456
00:23:15,744 --> 00:23:17,222
uh, are you...? I
could do it later
457
00:23:17,246 --> 00:23:18,695
and take care of it for you.
458
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,231
Captain, please, sir.
459
00:23:26,255 --> 00:23:27,732
I-I can take care of this later.
460
00:23:27,756 --> 00:23:29,556
T-this could be very
dangerous, captain.
461
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,335
Captain, I'll just go see
462
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,127
if that dynamite... did its job.
463
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,878
Well done, captain.
464
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,312
My congratulations.
465
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:58,313
Oh, thank you, sir.
466
00:23:58,337 --> 00:23:59,403
Thank you very much.
467
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:02,550
Hey, chief.
468
00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:03,652
Doc.
469
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,087
Agarn.
470
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,421
Hey, pal.
471
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,945
Where...? Where are you, p...?
472
00:24:09,631 --> 00:24:12,077
Agarn, are you all right, pal?
473
00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:13,444
Sure.
474
00:24:13,468 --> 00:24:15,788
But, boy, does that
stuff have a kick!
475
00:24:23,746 --> 00:24:26,458
Uh, message from
Chief Wild Eagle.
476
00:24:26,482 --> 00:24:27,509
What's it say?
477
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:31,313
"Still fixed good. Much whiskey.
478
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:32,447
Love white brother."
479
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:36,418
They must be havin'
a real party up there.
480
00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:37,485
How can you tell?
481
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:38,976
Every word misspelled.
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