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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:04,953 Eh, my name is Charlie McCarthy, what's yours? 2 00:00:05,023 --> 00:00:07,406 - Vicky. - Oh, it's cute. 3 00:00:07,484 --> 00:00:10,822 - Charlie? - Oh, Vicky, Mr. Bergen. Bergen, Vicky. 4 00:00:10,892 --> 00:00:13,007 - How do you do. - How do you do. 5 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:16,272 You know ventriloquism's always fascinated me.- It has? - Hm! 6 00:00:16,311 --> 00:00:18,162 Well, I'll be glad to explain it to you. 7 00:00:18,209 --> 00:00:20,035 I'd love to know, but, really I must run... 8 00:00:20,036 --> 00:00:22,675 Oh, please stay. It'll just take a minute. 9 00:00:22,768 --> 00:00:25,747 Here, all right. Well, ventriloquism... 10 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:28,595 It starts here, goes up here. 11 00:00:28,651 --> 00:00:31,487 - And it comes out here. - It comes out there. 12 00:00:31,557 --> 00:00:34,635 Tell me how do you talk without moving your lips? 13 00:00:34,698 --> 00:00:37,127 Eh... it's... well... 14 00:00:37,497 --> 00:00:39,878 May I have your hand? 15 00:00:41,993 --> 00:00:44,864 Now you can feel the muscles contract 16 00:00:44,889 --> 00:00:46,399 in my vocal chords. 17 00:00:46,424 --> 00:00:48,684 - Vocal chords? - Yes... oh, yes. 18 00:00:48,717 --> 00:00:50,988 - Yes. - Like this. 19 00:00:52,007 --> 00:00:54,813 You're lovely. Did that come out of me? 20 00:00:54,838 --> 00:00:57,491 I'm a little confused... you're talking. 21 00:00:58,038 --> 00:01:00,724 Can you throw your voice just anywhere? 22 00:01:00,785 --> 00:01:02,668 Oh, certainly! Yes. 23 00:01:03,184 --> 00:01:05,622 Won't you sit down? 24 00:02:56,031 --> 00:02:58,041 Finally movin' out, huh? 25 00:02:58,414 --> 00:03:00,424 I wish! 26 00:03:00,786 --> 00:03:02,588 Shut up. 27 00:04:09,323 --> 00:04:10,844 Hello. 28 00:04:14,912 --> 00:04:16,964 C-can't you speak? 29 00:04:24,173 --> 00:04:27,226 Should I put you back in your case? 30 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:31,071 OK, I'm gonna put you back in your box.- No! 31 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,513 So, you can speak. 32 00:04:38,637 --> 00:04:40,805 Why aren't you speaking? 33 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:45,330 You're the worst vetriloquist I've ever seen! 34 00:04:45,804 --> 00:04:48,962 It's my first time working with a dummy. 35 00:04:49,202 --> 00:04:51,585 Who are you calling a dummy? 36 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,340 Oh, sorry. 37 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,990 Let me ask you something. 38 00:04:57,127 --> 00:04:58,594 What? 39 00:04:58,921 --> 00:05:00,656 Come here. 40 00:05:01,799 --> 00:05:03,430 Come here. 41 00:05:03,509 --> 00:05:05,516 Are you a retard? 42 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,306 No! 43 00:05:07,472 --> 00:05:10,942 I mean... some people might think that. 44 00:05:11,263 --> 00:05:13,551 You can count me in. 45 00:05:14,164 --> 00:05:15,889 That's not very nice. 46 00:05:15,922 --> 00:05:17,818 Boo-hoo! 47 00:05:20,244 --> 00:05:22,170 I made blintzes! 48 00:05:23,021 --> 00:05:26,619 What is that? Oh, very strange, Steven. 49 00:05:26,652 --> 00:05:28,454 Do you want a cheese blintz? 50 00:05:28,506 --> 00:05:29,890 No. 51 00:05:29,947 --> 00:05:33,519 Ah... Lou, come here look at this. 52 00:05:33,544 --> 00:05:34,627 Mom! 53 00:05:34,652 --> 00:05:36,166 Oh, great! 54 00:05:36,194 --> 00:05:38,689 Just what we need, another mouth to feed. 55 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,515 Wha? What's happening? Can I...? 56 00:05:41,893 --> 00:05:43,861 OK, Steven. 57 00:05:44,446 --> 00:05:46,957 You're such a loser! 58 00:05:53,733 --> 00:05:54,923 And in the book it says 59 00:05:54,948 --> 00:05:57,119 we should get to know each other, a bit. 60 00:05:57,153 --> 00:05:59,969 I think we should have a very, 61 00:06:00,508 --> 00:06:03,150 y'know, open relationship. 62 00:06:03,389 --> 00:06:05,599 - Shut up! - OK. 63 00:06:48,754 --> 00:06:52,016 Steven, I'm making pancakes! 64 00:06:53,593 --> 00:06:55,726 Not at the table, Lou! 65 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:56,961 Why not? 66 00:06:57,056 --> 00:07:00,276 - Morning! - I was hoping you were Steven. 67 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:02,369 How do you feel, honey? 68 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:04,628 I'm nauseated and my neck is killing me. 69 00:07:04,653 --> 00:07:06,544 You're probably just depressed, dear. 70 00:07:06,617 --> 00:07:08,593 - Mom, can I have the car today? - Steven!! 71 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:11,529 You think we could not yell today, please? 72 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:13,607 I'm starting the S.S. Paulina. 73 00:07:13,608 --> 00:07:15,859 The Krauts tried to sink'er 3 times. 74 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:17,528 - Couldn't do it. - That's great, dad. 75 00:07:17,553 --> 00:07:20,286 - Mom please... - The pancakes are gonna be cold. 76 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,685 Those aren't even pancakes, they're blintzes. 77 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,466 Well what do you think pancakes are? 78 00:07:24,471 --> 00:07:26,660 Your mother manages to make everything look like a blintz. 79 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:27,843 Good morning! 80 00:07:27,857 --> 00:07:29,943 - Can I have the car today? - We'll see. 81 00:07:29,944 --> 00:07:31,194 I'm quitting my job. 82 00:07:31,195 --> 00:07:34,045 It's really important. You know the Freed wedding. 83 00:07:34,098 --> 00:07:36,420 - OK honey, we'll see. - What do you mean “we'll see“? 84 00:07:36,484 --> 00:07:39,644 - Can I have the car or not? - Fern, it's a yes or no question, alright? 85 00:07:39,669 --> 00:07:41,115 - Thank you! - I'm quitting my job. 86 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,466 I have errands to run. 87 00:07:42,491 --> 00:07:44,802 Well, I only need it for an hour and a half. 88 00:07:44,841 --> 00:07:46,569 Tell you what, I'll have it back by 3 o'clock. 89 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:47,779 OK, dear. 90 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:49,883 Is that OK, yes I can have the car or OK, no I can't? 91 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,679 Oh my God... 92 00:07:52,247 --> 00:07:54,787 Your fiancé spent the night in jail. 93 00:07:54,788 --> 00:07:55,865 What? 94 00:07:55,890 --> 00:07:58,857 Right here, in the Police Report. 95 00:07:59,877 --> 00:08:02,463 Drunk and disorderly, that's my boy! 96 00:08:02,464 --> 00:08:03,973 Let's see that. 97 00:08:05,717 --> 00:08:09,354 Well, serves him right. Hope you rot there. Fucking loser! 98 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:10,638 Heidi! 99 00:08:10,639 --> 00:08:13,067 That loser was almost your husband. 100 00:08:13,599 --> 00:08:16,552 Why can't you get it into your head he's a psycohpath? 101 00:08:16,577 --> 00:08:18,077 I'm sure he is. 102 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:21,248 But he is also a very successful accountant. 103 00:08:27,749 --> 00:08:30,135 Have a good day at work, honey. 104 00:08:52,729 --> 00:08:54,322 Come in. 105 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:16,839 Who's out there? 106 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,977 Hi, Mrs. Gurkel. It's me, Steven. 107 00:09:20,276 --> 00:09:22,325 Yeah, whadda-you want? 108 00:09:22,555 --> 00:09:24,523 Fangora home? 109 00:09:24,849 --> 00:09:26,150 Who? 110 00:09:27,143 --> 00:09:28,445 Fanny. 111 00:09:32,259 --> 00:09:33,732 Where are you going? 112 00:09:33,787 --> 00:09:36,247 - I'm going out! - You just went out! 113 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:37,581 Mom, that's what people do. 114 00:09:37,606 --> 00:09:39,847 They come home, they go out. It's crazy, I know. 115 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:42,685 You gotta come back and get my prescription. - Yeah, yeah. 116 00:09:42,762 --> 00:09:45,966 - You gotta get my prescription! - I'll get your prescription! 117 00:09:46,065 --> 00:09:49,068 You are stupid! You are so stupid! 118 00:09:49,169 --> 00:09:52,347 Every time I leave the house! This is bullshit! 119 00:09:52,381 --> 00:09:54,850 Now do you see why I'm so fucked up? 120 00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,468 I can see it, sure. 121 00:09:56,469 --> 00:09:58,854 OK, I got you something. 122 00:09:59,055 --> 00:10:01,389 Oh no. You shouldn't have. 123 00:10:01,474 --> 00:10:03,067 You can open it. 124 00:10:08,704 --> 00:10:10,997 - Open it! - All right. 125 00:10:17,186 --> 00:10:18,795 - D'you like it? - Oh! 126 00:10:19,006 --> 00:10:20,453 Yeah, I love it. 127 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,840 Great, I lifted it from Borders. 128 00:10:23,176 --> 00:10:24,793 You shouldn't have done that. 129 00:10:24,838 --> 00:10:26,738 Steven, you're worth it. 130 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,934 OK, what are you doing on the 4th? 131 00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:30,083 I dunno. 132 00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:32,442 'Cause I just ordered some kickass fireworks. 133 00:10:32,468 --> 00:10:34,317 Like, even the Chinks are scared of this shit! 134 00:10:34,356 --> 00:10:35,833 You got balls, Steven. 135 00:10:35,918 --> 00:10:38,360 Most people stay in their nowhere jobs till they die, 136 00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:41,349 but you; you fucking know what you want and you're going after it. 137 00:10:41,389 --> 00:10:43,316 That takes a big set of iron balls. 138 00:10:43,397 --> 00:10:46,024 We're gonna kick ass, man, I can feel it, 139 00:10:46,025 --> 00:10:47,442 Y'know, both of us. 140 00:10:47,489 --> 00:10:49,223 You're gonna the famous dummy guy 141 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,575 -I'm gonna kick ass with my band. - Ventriloquist. 142 00:10:51,608 --> 00:10:53,956 Dude, this is gonna be our year, I can feel it. 143 00:10:53,961 --> 00:10:55,854 You can fuck me if I'm wrong. 144 00:10:55,911 --> 00:10:57,401 Well, that's OK. 145 00:10:59,457 --> 00:11:02,615 I'm glad things are going good with the band, though. - Pfft! 146 00:11:02,711 --> 00:11:04,587 The band sucks, man. 147 00:11:04,736 --> 00:11:07,414 But we're gonna get a gig, if I gotta kill someone. 148 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:08,925 I'm telling you, Steven, 149 00:11:08,926 --> 00:11:12,355 both of us are finally gonna kick some Goddamn ass! 150 00:11:13,014 --> 00:11:15,066 - Gurkel? - Yeah! 151 00:11:38,059 --> 00:11:39,935 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 152 00:11:40,146 --> 00:11:41,614 Waaait!! 153 00:11:45,232 --> 00:11:46,707 Dude, I dunno, 154 00:11:46,757 --> 00:11:48,324 Can you do like... 155 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,302 like a wrreeww wrreeww! 156 00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:56,530 You know, like in the chorus "Yo, slut". Wrreeww!! 157 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:03,029 The way I like to work, I do a lot of visualization. 158 00:12:03,399 --> 00:12:05,843 So, I'd like to start off, 159 00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:07,422 maybe, close your eyes. 160 00:12:07,516 --> 00:12:11,804 Just relax. Just breathe, in and out. 161 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:16,116 Now, I want you to imagine the day of your wedding... 162 00:12:16,171 --> 00:12:19,288 and there are all your loved ones, there... 163 00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:22,385 and your new husband's, there... 164 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:25,377 and you can hear the music... 165 00:12:25,557 --> 00:12:27,619 Tell me what kinda music you hear? 166 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:30,664 It's that stuff they play on "Fiddler on the Roof". 167 00:12:30,978 --> 00:12:34,422 - Klezmer music? - Yes! Yes, that's it. I love it. 168 00:12:34,461 --> 00:12:36,630 OK, great, Klezmer music! 169 00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:38,544 Wonderful. Wonderful. 170 00:12:38,604 --> 00:12:41,086 An unusual choice, but, yet a good one. 171 00:12:41,118 --> 00:12:42,704 OK, let's keep going. 172 00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:55,161 This guy went to Jerk school, I didn't do nuttin' wrong it wasn't my fault! 173 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:56,480 I never called in, sick. 174 00:12:56,481 --> 00:12:58,024 Forget about taking a vacation. 175 00:12:58,025 --> 00:13:00,716 I worked overtime like crazy. All I did was work, for this guy. 176 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:03,365 I was the hardest working guy there. That's all I did! 177 00:13:03,419 --> 00:13:06,247 And the name of this last employer? 178 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,904 Big Al's Italian Beef. 179 00:13:07,949 --> 00:13:09,992 The reason your job was terminated? 180 00:13:10,107 --> 00:13:13,222 Oh, that would be for frottaging. 181 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,111 And your last place of employment? 182 00:13:15,112 --> 00:13:18,031 The Brickhouse Theatre. A production of "Hedda Gabler." 183 00:13:18,032 --> 00:13:19,282 It was brilliant. 184 00:13:19,283 --> 00:13:21,600 That's when you rub up against 185 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:25,100 a stranger or a co-worker, in a sexual way. 186 00:13:25,707 --> 00:13:28,525 Was that this year or last year? 187 00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:30,377 It was 1972. 188 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:33,440 I worked for Donnelly Electronics. 189 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,102 Were you fired or laid off? 190 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,721 What's the difference? 191 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,599 Well, it has to do with 192 00:13:40,661 --> 00:13:43,816 whether or not your former employer can contest the claim, 193 00:13:43,841 --> 00:13:46,043 a lay off just means you were terminated 194 00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:48,237 through no fault of your own. 195 00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:53,372 If you were in my shoes, wouldn't you fire yourself? 196 00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:57,828 Well, I guess I was fired. Technically, I was fired. 197 00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:00,928 OK, and... 198 00:14:01,284 --> 00:14:03,201 is electronics your field? 199 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,344 I don't think so. 200 00:14:05,461 --> 00:14:07,003 I don't think... 201 00:14:07,004 --> 00:14:09,974 Donnelly, really, has anything to do with electronics. 202 00:14:10,706 --> 00:14:14,426 I don't really know what they do. I know they sell stuff, but... 203 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,063 OK, so... 204 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,506 you would describe yourself, as in... sales? 205 00:14:20,295 --> 00:14:21,971 OK. 206 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:26,380 And are you hoping to find work in a similar field? 207 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,900 Ah, no. 208 00:14:28,445 --> 00:14:29,849 OK. 209 00:14:30,865 --> 00:14:34,293 Oh, um, do you have any vocational training 210 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,988 that could assist our job search? 211 00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:39,339 Ummm... 212 00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:41,247 Any technical training? 213 00:14:41,337 --> 00:14:42,712 Ummm... 214 00:14:42,787 --> 00:14:45,389 What kind of work are you looking for? 215 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,822 Um... ventriloquism. 216 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,510 Excuse me? 217 00:14:50,781 --> 00:14:52,908 Ventriloquism. 218 00:14:54,725 --> 00:14:57,036 - V-e-n... - No, no... 219 00:14:57,141 --> 00:14:59,641 It's OK, I know how to spell it. 220 00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,938 Oh... right. 221 00:15:07,898 --> 00:15:09,271 OK. 222 00:15:09,358 --> 00:15:12,280 For now, just be sure that you register 223 00:15:12,305 --> 00:15:14,609 your unemployment claim every 2 weeks 224 00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:16,326 on your assigned day. 225 00:15:16,424 --> 00:15:19,774 Meanwhile, I'm gonna put your name on a list of 226 00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:23,880 entertainers and maybe we can help find you some work. 227 00:15:23,919 --> 00:15:25,630 Do you have any questions? 228 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:26,919 OK. 229 00:15:27,021 --> 00:15:29,073 Well, If you have any questions, 230 00:15:29,098 --> 00:15:31,286 you can just give me a call at this number. 231 00:15:31,317 --> 00:15:33,073 My name is Lorena. 232 00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:38,657 U-huh! 233 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,286 You're all set. 234 00:15:40,454 --> 00:15:42,911 What? Oh! 235 00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:12,220 Lou, you want a tuna sandwich? 236 00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:14,536 Do I have a choice? 237 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:20,622 Steven, you want a tunafish sandwich? 238 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,992 Could you hold on for one second, please? 239 00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:25,003 I'm on the phone! 240 00:16:25,621 --> 00:16:27,040 You hungry? 241 00:16:27,122 --> 00:16:28,540 I'm on the phone. 242 00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:31,168 Oh, OK, do you want a sandwich? 243 00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:32,687 No. 244 00:16:33,111 --> 00:16:34,549 Oh. 245 00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:37,620 OK, fine. 246 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:47,529 Why are you paying attention to me, right now?... Hm? 247 00:16:47,729 --> 00:16:51,783 It's the movement of my head, my eyes and my body. 248 00:16:51,863 --> 00:16:55,573 Now, watch as I transit focus to Eugene. 249 00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:59,992 As you can see, Alan is now transiting focus, 250 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:04,337 by transfering the kinetic energy of his eyes and his body, into me. 251 00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:06,645 - Isn't that correct, Alan? - That's right, Eugene. 252 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:09,668 And now, thanks to Eugene's line of vision... 253 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,174 Can we try coming to class on time, folks? 254 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:16,509 Yeah, the class starts at 8 o'clock. - Right. 255 00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:20,282 Well, let's do a few minutes of transiting focus, now. 256 00:17:42,836 --> 00:17:44,756 - Steven. - Michael! 257 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:47,880 - What are you doing? - I need to talk to you. 258 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,545 - What is it? - It's about Heidi. 259 00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:52,956 Well, maybe you should talk to her. 260 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,981 You know, she won't talk to me. 261 00:17:56,057 --> 00:17:58,058 Is she seeing anyone? 262 00:17:58,126 --> 00:18:00,462 OK, don't answer that. Wait. 263 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:02,739 Let me ask you this. 264 00:18:03,127 --> 00:18:06,255 Does she, at all, talk about me? 265 00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:10,019 No. I mean, yeah, every once in a while. 266 00:18:10,073 --> 00:18:11,383 Really? 267 00:18:11,408 --> 00:18:14,374 Listen Steve, I want you to know something. 268 00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:17,431 I have changed, so much. 269 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,452 I mean, I'm, like, a different person. 270 00:18:22,881 --> 00:18:25,807 My drinking is completely under control. 271 00:18:25,928 --> 00:18:29,247 I've been seeing a shrink about my temper. 272 00:18:29,272 --> 00:18:32,889 I mean, if she could only see what I've become. 273 00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:34,645 I'm also in a play. 274 00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:36,901 Yeah, it's community theater, but... 275 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,621 it's a fantastic opportunity for me to express myself. 276 00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:42,980 Michael, I really have to go. 277 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:45,424 Oh no Steve, Steve, I need you. 278 00:18:45,488 --> 00:18:48,635 You're the only one, I feel like, I can trust. 279 00:18:49,469 --> 00:18:52,516 Will you just tell her, you ran into me. 280 00:18:52,782 --> 00:18:56,551 A random encounter. And that I look great. 281 00:18:57,813 --> 00:19:00,097 Just tell her you saw me, and: 282 00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:03,267 "Michael looks great. He seems happy. 283 00:19:03,691 --> 00:19:05,776 "It's as if he's completely changed, 284 00:19:05,808 --> 00:19:07,901 "just turned himself around." 285 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,479 Will you do that for me? 286 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:12,611 Please, you've no idea how much this means to me. 287 00:19:12,912 --> 00:19:14,580 - I dunno. - Oh Steven... 288 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,667 I beg of you, I beseech you! 289 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,735 Please, just say that to her. 290 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,812 Just tell her you saw me, a chance encounter 291 00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:25,238 and that I'm doing great. Please! 292 00:19:25,287 --> 00:19:28,569 OK, I'll talk to her in the morning, all right? 293 00:19:30,707 --> 00:19:32,592 You won't regret this. 294 00:19:32,753 --> 00:19:34,367 - OK, all right. - Good night. 295 00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,640 - Good night. - Oh, hey! 296 00:19:36,765 --> 00:19:39,993 Here... this is a flyer for the play. 297 00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:44,532 I'll try to get you comps, but I can't promise. 298 00:20:05,961 --> 00:20:08,536 - Do you want French toast? - No. - You sure? 299 00:20:08,561 --> 00:20:10,031 - I'll have some. - Hello... 300 00:20:10,071 --> 00:20:12,216 I don't wanna make it if no one's gonna eat it. 301 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,661 - I'll eat it. - You don't need it, Heidi. 302 00:20:14,686 --> 00:20:16,771 - What does that mean? - Nothing, nothing. 303 00:20:16,796 --> 00:20:18,974 I just know what happens when you're depressed. 304 00:20:19,004 --> 00:20:22,598 Mother, I'm not depressed. Are you telling me that I'm fat? 305 00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:24,339 No, not at all! 306 00:20:24,377 --> 00:20:26,514 I'm just trying to keep you from getting fat. 307 00:20:26,571 --> 00:20:28,946 I know, when I'm depressed, I tend to put on a few pounds. 308 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,075 Mother, stop telling me that I'm depressed! 309 00:20:31,076 --> 00:20:32,738 Besides, I don't want your French toast, 310 00:20:32,777 --> 00:20:34,090 I don't need your French toast. 311 00:20:34,152 --> 00:20:36,186 I've got a wedding to plan. 312 00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:40,249 I sure wish this were your wedding you were planning. 313 00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:48,745 Do you know our high school reunion's coming up? 314 00:20:49,794 --> 00:20:51,467 Ten years. 315 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:55,508 Do you know how depressing that is? 316 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,536 Do you think I don't wanna, fuckin', slash my... 317 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,404 wrists when I think about that? Goddamit! 318 00:21:00,735 --> 00:21:03,579 It's, like, you finish high school, and then what? 319 00:21:04,365 --> 00:21:06,617 I'm supposed to be in New York City, 320 00:21:06,658 --> 00:21:08,166 selling out CBGB's. 321 00:21:08,213 --> 00:21:10,932 What the fuck are we still doing here? 322 00:21:12,665 --> 00:21:16,205 I just wanna make something happen with my music, you know? 323 00:21:16,294 --> 00:21:17,804 You will. 324 00:21:23,177 --> 00:21:26,814 Oh, that's my employment councillor. - Huh? 325 00:21:26,889 --> 00:21:29,724 - My employment councillor. - Who, her? 326 00:21:29,779 --> 00:21:31,227 Please don't point. 327 00:21:31,228 --> 00:21:32,997 I wouldn't point. - Hey! 328 00:21:33,302 --> 00:21:35,261 You got the hots for her? 329 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,745 No! ... I dunno. 330 00:21:38,151 --> 00:21:40,070 Dude, she's got a kid! 331 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,352 Maybe, she's baby-sitting. 332 00:21:43,616 --> 00:21:45,450 Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. 333 00:21:45,515 --> 00:21:47,552 There's no smoking, here. 334 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,563 So, how did you lose your last job? 335 00:21:54,602 --> 00:21:58,477 Oh, man, I haven't had a job in, like, 15 years. 336 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:02,396 So, you've been unemployed all this time? 337 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:06,158 Dude, that's exactly my point, that's why I'm here! 338 00:22:06,765 --> 00:22:08,419 OK. Um... 339 00:22:08,466 --> 00:22:10,849 - Miss Gurkel, to get... - Fangora. 340 00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:12,161 Fangora. 341 00:22:12,223 --> 00:22:14,091 To get unemployment... 342 00:22:14,154 --> 00:22:17,923 - you have to have had a job in the last 18 months. - What? 343 00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:22,783 Yeah. The benefits are for people who have worked at least 6 months. So... 344 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:25,134 I'm afraid that you're not eligible. 345 00:22:25,419 --> 00:22:27,997 Wait a second. I'm unemployed. 346 00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:29,985 Oh yes. I know. 347 00:22:30,091 --> 00:22:32,333 All right, let me get this straight: 348 00:22:32,425 --> 00:22:34,843 to collect unemployment, I gotta get a job, 349 00:22:34,892 --> 00:22:36,184 I gotta work for 6 months, 350 00:22:36,185 --> 00:22:38,312 then, I gotta get fired, then, I can get my money? 351 00:22:38,362 --> 00:22:41,524 Well, I guess, if you put it that way, yes. 352 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:43,355 Man, that's bullshit! 353 00:22:43,692 --> 00:22:45,268 Maybe I should just get married, 354 00:22:45,293 --> 00:22:48,107 find a guy with a lotta money, you know what I mean? 355 00:22:48,544 --> 00:22:50,552 - That's one option. - You know what I mean. 356 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,063 I mean, you're married, right? 357 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,583 Me? No, I'm not married. 358 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,646 - You sure? - Yeah. 359 00:22:56,671 --> 00:22:58,872 'Cause you seem like you might be married. 360 00:22:58,873 --> 00:23:02,075 You know, you seem like the family type. So, what, are you just engaged? - No. 361 00:23:02,138 --> 00:23:03,632 - Got a boyfriend? - No. 362 00:23:03,685 --> 00:23:06,292 Dating anyone, or just sleeping around? 363 00:23:06,370 --> 00:23:08,074 - No. - Divorced? 364 00:23:08,161 --> 00:23:10,487 No, I've never been married. 365 00:23:12,898 --> 00:23:14,225 Excuse me? 366 00:23:14,284 --> 00:23:15,920 She's a dyke. 367 00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:19,154 I can't believe you went there. 368 00:23:19,242 --> 00:23:21,427 Hey, I didn't just do it for you. 369 00:23:21,452 --> 00:23:23,958 I wanted in on some of that unemployment cash, you know? 370 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,325 I'm broke. 371 00:23:25,727 --> 00:23:28,461 Yeah, but, you didn't mention my name, did you? 372 00:23:28,516 --> 00:23:29,945 Hell, no! 373 00:23:30,775 --> 00:23:34,329 Look, don't worry, alright! She didn't suspect anything. 374 00:23:36,012 --> 00:23:37,554 And what about the little girl? 375 00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:39,724 Look... in the worst case scenario, 376 00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:42,380 it's her kid. At least we know she puts out. 377 00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:44,779 Listen you've gotta get one of these! 378 00:23:44,809 --> 00:23:47,185 - What is it? - I love these things! - What? 379 00:23:47,223 --> 00:23:48,745 It's a fucking swing. 380 00:23:48,807 --> 00:23:50,464 I grew up on one of these things. 381 00:23:50,489 --> 00:23:52,830 My mom used to leave me sitting in here for days. 382 00:23:52,869 --> 00:23:55,595 - I don't need that, really. - Oh, shit! 383 00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,972 How do you like your new clothes? 384 00:24:07,005 --> 00:24:09,063 I feel like an altar boy. 385 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,755 Oh, I think you look really nice. 386 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:14,267 You know, we have a lot of work to do. 387 00:24:14,268 --> 00:24:16,992 You mean, you have a lot of work to do. 388 00:24:17,017 --> 00:24:19,882 Nuttin' wrong with me, you're the one who sucks. 389 00:24:19,905 --> 00:24:21,835 Well, maybe you can help me. 390 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,014 I'm not sure there is any help for you. 391 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:27,277 Look, I wanted to be a ventriloquist my whole life. 392 00:24:27,278 --> 00:24:30,498 You're gonna help me and not be so critical. 393 00:24:31,294 --> 00:24:33,087 Is that a threat? 394 00:24:37,165 --> 00:24:39,144 Who's the mothball? 395 00:24:39,207 --> 00:24:41,590 Shh, it's my grandma. 396 00:24:42,087 --> 00:24:43,631 Is, or was? 397 00:24:43,711 --> 00:24:45,810 Grandma's my favorite person. 398 00:24:45,863 --> 00:24:49,228 Yeah, that's 'cause she's the sanest one in this funny farm. 399 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,141 I guess I didn't really have that many friends in high school. 400 00:24:54,399 --> 00:24:56,585 I didn't really have any. 401 00:24:58,329 --> 00:25:00,381 What about Fangora? 402 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,827 Yeah, I guess we were friends. 403 00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:07,125 You know, she didn't have many friends, either. 404 00:25:07,241 --> 00:25:08,428 Go figure! 405 00:25:08,492 --> 00:25:11,075 We kinda stayed close, even when I went off to college. 406 00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:12,695 You went to college? 407 00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:15,661 Yeah. Went to community college for two years. 408 00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:18,220 Ooh, what a regular Einstein! 409 00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:21,849 Whatever. I stopped going 'cause I didn't really like it. 410 00:25:21,905 --> 00:25:25,685 You failed out of community college? You are a moron! 411 00:25:25,738 --> 00:25:28,306 I didn't fail, I just... 412 00:25:28,682 --> 00:25:31,267 needed to work at my own speed. 413 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:33,332 Oh, so you're slow. 414 00:25:34,105 --> 00:25:35,364 No. 415 00:25:35,439 --> 00:25:37,327 Look, the thing I don't understand is... 416 00:25:37,366 --> 00:25:39,652 You always knew you wanted to be a ventriloquist, 417 00:25:39,653 --> 00:25:42,205 why'd you wait so long to do it? 418 00:25:42,698 --> 00:25:46,502 Well I think people need to go at their own pace, 419 00:25:47,111 --> 00:25:49,907 there were other things that I had to do. 420 00:25:50,404 --> 00:25:52,722 Well, I got news for you, buddy 421 00:25:52,747 --> 00:25:54,941 you're almost 30 years old. 422 00:25:55,008 --> 00:25:57,343 You quit your job to buy a doll. 423 00:25:57,385 --> 00:25:59,646 You failed out of community college. 424 00:26:00,385 --> 00:26:02,979 And you live at home with your parents. 425 00:26:04,014 --> 00:26:05,928 You are a loser. 426 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,580 Hey! 427 00:26:21,677 --> 00:26:22,841 Hey! 428 00:26:22,866 --> 00:26:25,083 You look like you need a ride. 429 00:26:25,413 --> 00:26:27,006 Thanks. 430 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,414 How's it goin'? 431 00:26:30,469 --> 00:26:32,390 Hey, I'm actually going to your place! 432 00:26:32,415 --> 00:26:33,832 Oh, great. 433 00:26:33,881 --> 00:26:35,048 How's it goin'? 434 00:26:35,049 --> 00:26:38,436 Great! I have a huge wedding, coming up. 435 00:26:39,022 --> 00:26:40,973 I thought you broke it off. 436 00:26:41,005 --> 00:26:44,604 Not mine. I'm planning one, for someone else. 437 00:26:45,227 --> 00:26:47,404 Hm, that's nice of you. 438 00:26:47,563 --> 00:26:50,658 It's not a charity, it's a business. 439 00:26:53,443 --> 00:26:54,797 So what about the singing, huh? 440 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,277 What are you doing with your singing? 441 00:26:56,302 --> 00:26:57,657 Yeah, what about it? 442 00:26:57,658 --> 00:27:00,118 Well, I mean you got a great voice. 443 00:27:00,149 --> 00:27:02,054 Are you doing anything with it? 444 00:27:02,828 --> 00:27:04,579 What am I supposed to do? 445 00:27:04,604 --> 00:27:08,532 You can't spend your whole life singing, you know. It's not very realistic. 446 00:27:08,587 --> 00:27:12,302 Man, that's bullshit! What do you think I'm doing? 447 00:27:12,529 --> 00:27:14,466 You're just like Steven. 448 00:27:14,511 --> 00:27:16,900 What's that supposed to mean? 449 00:27:17,019 --> 00:27:20,155 Well, he's always selling himself short too. 450 00:27:22,001 --> 00:27:23,877 What do you think I should call you? 451 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,591 Listen, don't call me, I'll call you. 452 00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:30,406 I have to call you something, how about Bob? 453 00:27:30,446 --> 00:27:32,911 Bob? ... Bob. 454 00:27:32,975 --> 00:27:35,786 - So, like, what do you do? - I do everything. 455 00:27:35,811 --> 00:27:38,396 I'm the wedding planner! I plan things. 456 00:27:38,421 --> 00:27:40,123 You know like I do all the hiring. 457 00:27:40,194 --> 00:27:43,888 I hire the caterer, the flowerist, the... 458 00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:45,755 I hire the band. 459 00:27:45,802 --> 00:27:48,358 - The band? - Yeah. - What kinda band? 460 00:27:48,383 --> 00:27:50,935 I'm trying to find a Klezmer band. 461 00:28:00,047 --> 00:28:02,427 What are you saying, you have a Klezmer band? 462 00:28:02,468 --> 00:28:04,870 Oh, hell yeah! I mean, we play other stuff too, 463 00:28:04,897 --> 00:28:07,310 but we specialize in the Klezmer shit. 464 00:28:07,341 --> 00:28:09,466 You're kidding, that's amazing! 465 00:28:09,497 --> 00:28:12,067 Wow, I didn't even know you were Jewish! 466 00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:16,339 You know, this could be very beneficial to the both of us. - Why? 467 00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:19,217 Because every Klezmer band in town is booked, 468 00:28:19,218 --> 00:28:21,136 and I desperately need a band. 469 00:28:21,161 --> 00:28:22,615 But if I hire you, 470 00:28:22,641 --> 00:28:25,943 you have to be willing to 'hora'? Is that a problem? 471 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:29,333 Oh, man, at this point I'd fuck anyone. 472 00:28:45,373 --> 00:28:47,670 Yeah, yeah! 473 00:28:48,785 --> 00:28:50,251 Try it again? 474 00:28:50,285 --> 00:28:52,203 - Steven. - Hi. 475 00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:53,955 How's it goin'? 476 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,036 Um, I dunno, could be better. 477 00:28:57,083 --> 00:29:00,427 I think I need to take another class, or something. 478 00:29:00,927 --> 00:29:02,896 I got the fireworks. 479 00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:05,191 Listen, can you do me a favor? 480 00:29:05,216 --> 00:29:07,089 My mom'll kill me if she finds them. 481 00:29:07,144 --> 00:29:09,076 They're really fuckin' dangerous. 482 00:29:09,101 --> 00:29:10,994 Think I can keep them here? 483 00:29:11,044 --> 00:29:12,643 Sure. 484 00:29:13,113 --> 00:29:15,681 Hey, Steven, telephone. 485 00:29:16,003 --> 00:29:17,814 It's a girl. 486 00:29:18,077 --> 00:29:20,546 - Hello? - Hi, Steven? 487 00:29:20,621 --> 00:29:24,634 This is Lorena from the unemployment office. Remember me? 488 00:29:27,005 --> 00:29:28,513 Hello? 489 00:29:29,717 --> 00:29:31,343 Ah... yeah... 490 00:29:31,656 --> 00:29:34,646 Hey, how's your ventriloquist act coming? 491 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,232 Ah... good, good. 492 00:29:36,294 --> 00:29:38,575 Great. Listen, I'm just calling to tell you 493 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,810 that we've got a response from a theatrical agent 494 00:29:40,811 --> 00:29:43,184 who's very interested in meeting with you. 495 00:29:43,221 --> 00:29:46,059 Steven you drive like my fucking grandma. 496 00:29:46,082 --> 00:29:47,486 But you know what? 497 00:29:47,511 --> 00:29:51,591 That's actually an insult because my grandma drives better than you do. 498 00:29:51,638 --> 00:29:53,865 - Steven! - All right! 499 00:29:54,404 --> 00:29:57,005 All right, now you've gotta ask her out. 500 00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:58,333 No. 501 00:29:58,365 --> 00:30:01,051 Steven, she's calling you at home. 502 00:30:01,295 --> 00:30:04,183 She's my employment counselor. I mean... 503 00:30:04,213 --> 00:30:06,381 isn't that a conflict of interest? 504 00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:07,683 Bullshit! 505 00:30:07,771 --> 00:30:10,700 OK, you always do this, you chicken out. 506 00:30:11,012 --> 00:30:14,184 You know you got balls, Steven, you gotta use'em! 507 00:30:14,238 --> 00:30:17,041 And dude, get some new glasses! 508 00:30:18,622 --> 00:30:20,248 I'm telling you something 509 00:30:20,273 --> 00:30:22,709 you're gonna ask the bitch out. 510 00:30:23,261 --> 00:30:26,331 I'll think of something. Just trust me. 511 00:30:32,243 --> 00:30:35,012 What, the fuck, is klezmer music? 512 00:30:54,198 --> 00:30:56,505 Don't keep asking me. 513 00:30:57,471 --> 00:31:00,372 No, I'm just not gonna be home tonight. 514 00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:03,801 I'll get a sandwich. 515 00:31:04,283 --> 00:31:07,805 I dunno what kind of sandwich. Yeah, I'll eat it in the car. 516 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,255 I'll eat the goddamn sandwich in the car. 517 00:31:11,959 --> 00:31:13,293 Yeah. 518 00:31:13,384 --> 00:31:15,107 No, no. 519 00:31:15,533 --> 00:31:17,264 Yeah, ma... 520 00:31:21,579 --> 00:31:23,055 Yeah. Yeah. 521 00:31:23,095 --> 00:31:25,272 Don't keep asking. 522 00:31:33,470 --> 00:31:35,856 - Steven? - Yeah? 523 00:31:36,109 --> 00:31:37,869 Where am I? 524 00:31:37,966 --> 00:31:39,831 You're in an agent's office, so ... 525 00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:41,724 I want you to behave yourself, OK? 526 00:31:41,749 --> 00:31:43,968 OK. What kinda agent? 527 00:31:44,013 --> 00:31:45,620 He's a talent agent. 528 00:31:45,656 --> 00:31:46,972 Oh! 529 00:31:47,317 --> 00:31:49,175 What are you doing here? 530 00:31:50,391 --> 00:31:53,032 - He's funny. - I wasn't joking. 531 00:31:53,588 --> 00:31:55,766 What's eating you, termites? 532 00:31:58,301 --> 00:32:00,781 Hey, let's show'em how smart you are, shall we? 533 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:04,296 Um... What shape are my cufflinks? 534 00:32:04,829 --> 00:32:08,640 You idiot, you're supposed to say "what shape is the world?" 535 00:32:09,981 --> 00:32:12,541 - Sorry. - You're ruining my act. 536 00:32:14,697 --> 00:32:16,978 What shape is the world? 537 00:32:18,881 --> 00:32:20,432 Oh, god! 538 00:33:20,618 --> 00:33:22,122 How do know where she lives? 539 00:33:22,147 --> 00:33:25,608 I lifted her license from her purse. - You what? 540 00:33:25,609 --> 00:33:28,039 I put it back, don't worry. 541 00:33:28,395 --> 00:33:29,836 Yeah, but... 542 00:33:31,350 --> 00:33:33,846 Steven, listen to me. No offense, but you 543 00:33:33,877 --> 00:33:36,080 don't know shit about women. Sorry, but you don't. 544 00:33:36,127 --> 00:33:38,021 You wanna get this girl you gotta trust me. 545 00:33:38,046 --> 00:33:40,833 You don't get a girl by sitting on your ass, you gotta take action. 546 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,146 Yeah but, isn't this stalking? - Steven!... 547 00:33:44,934 --> 00:33:46,473 C'mon. 548 00:33:52,106 --> 00:33:54,137 - Ow! - Shut up! 549 00:33:55,703 --> 00:33:57,839 Now, do exactly as I do. 550 00:34:06,998 --> 00:34:08,341 Oh? 551 00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:12,543 - What the fuck! - Ouch! 552 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,287 - Goddamit, Jesus, get up! - My glasses! 553 00:34:19,959 --> 00:34:22,072 Can't I just leave the flowers? 554 00:34:22,135 --> 00:34:24,842 C'mon, we're not doing this half assed! 555 00:34:25,019 --> 00:34:28,587 - Yeah but, isn't it vandalism? - Bullshit! 556 00:34:28,673 --> 00:34:31,353 It's water soluble, alright? It washes right off! 557 00:34:31,396 --> 00:34:33,656 Jesus Christ, man, just hurry! 558 00:34:35,838 --> 00:34:37,967 Can I use the car today? 559 00:34:37,968 --> 00:34:40,292 Heidi, I have electrolysis at 10:30. 560 00:34:40,324 --> 00:34:43,285 Fern, where is my glue? Huh? 561 00:34:43,411 --> 00:34:46,035 Can I drop you off and then pick you up? 562 00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:49,021 Where the hell is my glue? - Where did you leave it, dear? 563 00:34:49,074 --> 00:34:52,419 - That's what I'm asking you, dear! - Well, I don't know, honey. 564 00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:54,882 Damn! A brand new tube! 565 00:34:55,474 --> 00:34:56,970 Steven? 566 00:34:57,650 --> 00:35:01,831 Gross!... You look like a child molester. 567 00:35:02,423 --> 00:35:03,800 Steven? 568 00:35:04,106 --> 00:35:07,643 Can I borrow your car? Mummy's being a total bitch. 569 00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:10,995 - Sure. - Really? 570 00:35:11,650 --> 00:35:13,185 Thanks! 571 00:35:17,062 --> 00:35:19,773 "Glass Menagerie" starring Michael Fulliker? 572 00:35:19,814 --> 00:35:22,279 What is this? What is...? Is this a joke? 573 00:35:22,356 --> 00:35:24,121 Your stalker gave it to him. 574 00:35:24,170 --> 00:35:26,839 Quit kidding around, Steven. What is he talking about? 575 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:31,182 Yeah, I-I ran into Michael the other night. Chance encounter. 576 00:35:31,221 --> 00:35:33,596 I think he misses you. - Ahah! 577 00:35:33,652 --> 00:35:36,080 Yeah, he misses your loving arms. 578 00:35:36,149 --> 00:35:38,470 You shut up! I'm talking to my brother! 579 00:35:38,519 --> 00:35:40,240 Now, what happened? 580 00:35:40,302 --> 00:35:42,700 - He looked great. - What?! 581 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:44,502 Yeah he wants me to tell you he looks great. 582 00:35:44,526 --> 00:35:46,527 And that he's really got his shit together. 583 00:35:46,552 --> 00:35:50,274 - Ahah, and what else? - Um, he's seeing a shrink. 584 00:35:50,321 --> 00:35:53,063 Michael is seeing a shrink?! 585 00:35:53,173 --> 00:35:55,165 And doing community theatre. 586 00:35:55,205 --> 00:35:56,835 I... you... 587 00:35:56,984 --> 00:35:58,904 Well, where'd you see him? 588 00:35:58,961 --> 00:36:00,568 In the driveway. 589 00:36:00,638 --> 00:36:02,815 Here? H-he came here? 590 00:36:03,419 --> 00:36:05,693 - I guess. - I don't believe this! 591 00:36:05,754 --> 00:36:07,776 So, what, he's stalking me, now? 592 00:36:07,804 --> 00:36:09,915 - No, I don't think so. - He's stalking me! 593 00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:12,357 I should call the police. That's what I should do. 594 00:36:12,382 --> 00:36:13,634 No, I don't think it's... 595 00:36:13,659 --> 00:36:16,402 You didn't tell him anything about me, did you? 596 00:36:16,427 --> 00:36:18,501 No, wait a minute, you should. 597 00:36:18,526 --> 00:36:22,196 You should, you should tell him that I'm seeing somebody. 598 00:36:22,236 --> 00:36:24,154 You should tell him that I'm seeing somebody else. 599 00:36:24,179 --> 00:36:25,906 Ah... a lawyer. 600 00:36:25,948 --> 00:36:27,824 Yeah, that's it, you tell him, 601 00:36:27,859 --> 00:36:30,085 you tell him that I'm dating an attorney. 602 00:36:30,156 --> 00:36:33,724 Because that'll kill him, because he's only an accountant. 603 00:36:34,419 --> 00:36:37,326 You tell him... you tell him how happy I am, 604 00:36:37,391 --> 00:36:39,607 with my attorney. 605 00:36:43,856 --> 00:36:47,425 Listen Steven, the police are here to see you. 606 00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:54,440 Steven? 607 00:36:55,510 --> 00:36:56,673 Yeah? 608 00:36:56,698 --> 00:36:59,968 We got a complaint from a Lorena Pancetti. 609 00:37:00,029 --> 00:37:05,154 Did you visit her house, last night between the hours of 11:PM and 3:AM? 610 00:37:06,505 --> 00:37:07,677 Yeah. 611 00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,240 You wanna tell us what you were doing there? 612 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,036 Why? 613 00:37:12,071 --> 00:37:16,171 Listen pal, she did not appreciate the romantic gestures. 614 00:37:17,563 --> 00:37:18,931 Oh! 615 00:37:21,754 --> 00:37:23,243 Go, go! 616 00:37:29,855 --> 00:37:32,616 - W-was she upset? - Upset?! 617 00:37:32,733 --> 00:37:36,027 Upset enough to call the police! What the hell did you do? 618 00:37:36,052 --> 00:37:38,480 Oh, I knew it was a bad idea. 619 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,111 Y'know, I can call her right now and apologise. 620 00:37:42,136 --> 00:37:45,347 I wouldn't do that if I were you, I'd have to arrest you. 621 00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:47,122 What is this? 622 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,567 It's a temporary restraining order. 623 00:37:49,627 --> 00:37:50,752 What? 624 00:37:50,753 --> 00:37:53,048 Look Steve, you seem like a nice kid. 625 00:37:53,073 --> 00:37:56,785 Now I'm sure you're not a psycho, but evidently she thinks you are, so... 626 00:37:56,794 --> 00:38:00,232 for your own sake, just stay away from her, OK? 627 00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:03,005 You sniffing my airplane glue, too? 628 00:38:04,779 --> 00:38:08,799 How was I supposed to know that she's some prissy little suburban bitch... 629 00:38:08,824 --> 00:38:11,443 Do you mind keeping the cursing down? We got kids, in here. 630 00:38:11,444 --> 00:38:12,569 Oh, sorry. 631 00:38:12,570 --> 00:38:14,404 It was a bad idea, Fanny. 632 00:38:14,405 --> 00:38:16,490 I put my ass on the line for you, man. 633 00:38:16,491 --> 00:38:18,501 I tried to help you. 634 00:38:19,711 --> 00:38:22,506 You always do this. You ruin everything. 635 00:38:29,092 --> 00:38:30,802 No, fuck you! 636 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,870 No, Fanny. 637 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,764 The name's Fangora, and fuck you! 638 00:38:42,264 --> 00:38:44,349 I don't give a shit, all right! 639 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:47,505 You heard me, you stupid, fucking suburbanites! 640 00:38:47,591 --> 00:38:50,372 Stick that in your fucking assholes! 641 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,444 Shit! 642 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:44,411 Fangora really got me in a mess. 643 00:39:44,476 --> 00:39:45,997 Bullshit! 644 00:39:46,111 --> 00:39:48,548 Who told you to listen to her? 645 00:39:49,506 --> 00:39:52,082 Well, she can be very pushy, you know? 646 00:39:52,145 --> 00:39:55,622 Listen Steven, there's no one to blame, but youself. 647 00:39:55,692 --> 00:39:59,051 You're an idiot, I mean, how stupid could you be? 648 00:40:00,997 --> 00:40:04,156 Well, now I've blown it with this girl. 649 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:06,303 Aw, boo-hoo! 650 00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:09,937 You gonna let a little restraining order stop you? 651 00:40:10,936 --> 00:40:13,414 Well, what am I supposed to do? 652 00:40:44,950 --> 00:40:47,607 We're gonna fix this mess, right? 653 00:40:47,796 --> 00:40:51,966 Personally I just... I wanted to send you a thank you note. 654 00:40:52,294 --> 00:40:55,642 But y'know, my friend, she insisted that I... 655 00:40:55,822 --> 00:40:58,271 I do something more dramatic. 656 00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:00,640 Fuck! 657 00:41:00,965 --> 00:41:02,883 And the truth is that I'm... 658 00:41:02,931 --> 00:41:06,671 I don't have as much experience with this kinda thing and I, y'know... 659 00:41:06,722 --> 00:41:10,497 Because she's a girl and everything I thought that, y'know, she would know. 660 00:41:10,773 --> 00:41:14,232 What he's trying to say is, that his heart was in the right place 661 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:16,732 it's just his execution that was off. 662 00:41:16,770 --> 00:41:19,770 I only wish his execution, was back on. 663 00:41:19,826 --> 00:41:23,832 Please, I'm trying to apologize for my stupidity, OK? 664 00:41:23,857 --> 00:41:27,238 Oh. Sit back folks, this may take a while. 665 00:41:29,059 --> 00:41:32,508 So... really, I just wanted to apologize for 666 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:36,544 I mean, I wanted to thank you, first of all for getting me an agent, 667 00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:39,857 because I have my first job, tomorrow and... 668 00:41:39,882 --> 00:41:44,333 y'know, that's really nice of you, so, thank you for that and... 669 00:41:44,862 --> 00:41:47,651 y'know, I didn't mean to do anything 670 00:41:47,682 --> 00:41:50,902 that would result in a restraining order. 671 00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,994 I'm sorry if I scared you. 672 00:41:54,057 --> 00:41:56,282 I wish I didn't do it actually because I 673 00:41:56,283 --> 00:42:00,661 I was really hoping that maybe we could get together for coffee, or something 674 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:04,110 because I though you were really nice and... 675 00:42:04,376 --> 00:42:08,825 um... y'know, I don't meet that many people who are nice to me. 676 00:42:10,315 --> 00:42:14,691 Umm... Sorry... Bye... 677 00:42:15,286 --> 00:42:17,046 Is that OK? 678 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:43,748 - Fanny! - Vas zhe vilstu? 679 00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:53,518 Vart a minut, mamele! 680 00:43:06,996 --> 00:43:09,381 Are you a good girl, Fanny? 681 00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:12,794 Yeah mom, good girl. 682 00:43:12,953 --> 00:43:17,517 Oh, yeah, that feels really good! 683 00:43:19,256 --> 00:43:21,933 You gotta stay pure, Fanny. 684 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,727 Stay pure till you're married. 685 00:43:26,427 --> 00:43:28,227 I will, mom. 686 00:43:52,477 --> 00:43:54,395 - Steven? - Yeah? 687 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:57,044 Do something about the glasses. 688 00:43:59,973 --> 00:44:01,987 - Hi. - Hi. 689 00:44:02,195 --> 00:44:03,737 - Hi. - No, sit down. 690 00:44:03,792 --> 00:44:05,581 - Sit down. - Thanks. 691 00:44:05,698 --> 00:44:08,868 - Ah, look who's here! - Hiya, toots. 692 00:44:09,009 --> 00:44:11,755 - Her name's Lorena. - Oh, Lorena. 693 00:44:11,938 --> 00:44:14,148 - What's your name? - I don't have one. 694 00:44:14,227 --> 00:44:16,608 What? How can you not have a name? 695 00:44:16,693 --> 00:44:19,107 'Cause this dummy forgot to give one. 696 00:44:19,169 --> 00:44:21,323 - He did? - That's not true. 697 00:44:21,411 --> 00:44:23,742 He just didn't like the ones I suggested. 698 00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:26,792 Woody! Woody! He wanted to call me Woody. 699 00:44:26,864 --> 00:44:28,448 Woody's what you call an er... 700 00:44:28,506 --> 00:44:31,159 Stop that, OK? Be polite. 701 00:44:35,983 --> 00:44:39,501 So, you always meet your stalkers for coffee? 702 00:44:40,603 --> 00:44:43,289 Very funny! Very funny. 703 00:44:43,821 --> 00:44:46,889 'Bonjour' welcome to 'le Bagel' may I take your order? 704 00:44:46,938 --> 00:44:50,723 Ahm... I'll have a cappuccino. 705 00:44:51,731 --> 00:44:53,160 OK, and you? 706 00:44:53,207 --> 00:44:56,232 - I'll just have a cup of coffee. - I'll take an espresso. 707 00:44:56,279 --> 00:45:00,060 - No, you're too young for coffee. - Aw, c'mon! I wanna coffee. 708 00:45:00,107 --> 00:45:02,161 - Shh! - What, have you got a slow leak? 709 00:45:02,162 --> 00:45:04,090 One coffee, OK? Two. 710 00:45:04,123 --> 00:45:05,785 - One - Two. 711 00:45:05,858 --> 00:45:07,683 One coffee, thanks. 712 00:45:09,856 --> 00:45:13,850 I'm sorry for... reporting you to the police. 713 00:45:14,743 --> 00:45:17,546 Oh, it's OK, I understand. 714 00:45:18,148 --> 00:45:19,690 It's just that... 715 00:45:19,723 --> 00:45:22,985 my last relationship left me a bit shellshocked. 716 00:45:23,057 --> 00:45:26,485 He turned out to be a creep and a real stalker, so, 717 00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:29,704 you can understand when I saw your little thank you note 718 00:45:29,729 --> 00:45:31,987 I got a little bit freaked out. 719 00:45:32,049 --> 00:45:33,391 I'm sorry. 720 00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:36,397 I mean, I should've known better, but... 721 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:38,842 I don't know much when it comes to girls... 722 00:45:38,897 --> 00:45:40,450 He ain't lyin'. 723 00:45:41,093 --> 00:45:44,315 I don't believe it, you seemed so confident on the video. 724 00:45:44,340 --> 00:45:46,309 That was all me, toots. 725 00:45:48,448 --> 00:45:51,154 I think it's great that you live with your folks. 726 00:45:52,185 --> 00:45:54,747 You don't think it's suspicious? 727 00:45:55,209 --> 00:45:57,035 What do you mean? 728 00:45:57,164 --> 00:46:00,426 You know, a guy my age, living at home? 729 00:46:00,944 --> 00:46:04,989 No. People used to live at home with their parents all the time. 730 00:46:05,116 --> 00:46:07,294 Until they were married. 731 00:46:08,831 --> 00:46:11,433 How come you're not married? 732 00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:16,458 Oh... Is that a stupid question? 733 00:46:28,537 --> 00:46:30,528 I was engaged... 734 00:46:32,807 --> 00:46:36,724 and we were planning a wedding when... 735 00:46:43,047 --> 00:46:44,881 when I got pregnant. 736 00:46:44,921 --> 00:46:46,515 And um... 737 00:46:47,707 --> 00:46:51,970 y'know we were so young we didn't know what to do. 738 00:46:52,055 --> 00:46:56,771 W-we kinda took it as a sign and decided to go to City Hall, that week. 739 00:46:56,926 --> 00:46:58,682 It was a Friday. 740 00:46:58,803 --> 00:47:00,447 And um... 741 00:47:00,525 --> 00:47:03,604 we were standing outside the judges' chambers 742 00:47:03,675 --> 00:47:08,730 waiting to go in, when we realized that we didn't have any rings. 743 00:47:09,482 --> 00:47:14,029 So, he went across the street to the drugstore to get 744 00:47:14,111 --> 00:47:17,586 those little rings with the candies on them 745 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,708 and... 746 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:22,382 a half hour had passed and... 747 00:47:23,291 --> 00:47:27,156 so, I went down to see what was keeping him and... 748 00:47:28,135 --> 00:47:30,427 I saw the police cars 749 00:47:30,590 --> 00:47:33,841 and the ambulance. I knew... 750 00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:38,418 He had bought the rings and 751 00:47:38,474 --> 00:47:41,550 he was coming back across the street... 752 00:47:44,399 --> 00:47:46,576 Oh, I'm sorry. Gosh! 753 00:47:46,688 --> 00:47:49,234 No, it's OK, it's OK. 754 00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:55,169 I-I always look both ways when I cross the street. 755 00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:09,208 Well... 756 00:48:10,107 --> 00:48:12,567 I guess this is good night. 757 00:48:16,850 --> 00:48:20,739 Would you like to come over to my house for dinner on Friday? 758 00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:23,918 Are you asking me out on a date? 759 00:48:25,798 --> 00:48:29,398 Well, if dinner with my parents is a date...! 760 00:48:32,945 --> 00:48:35,614 You're not gonna wear that cologne, are you? 761 00:48:35,644 --> 00:48:37,214 Well, it's eau de toilette. 762 00:48:37,257 --> 00:48:39,816 Smells like something in the toilet. 763 00:48:39,885 --> 00:48:42,512 You really need to be more supportive. 764 00:48:42,599 --> 00:48:46,021 - I'm very nervous tonight. - Watch my hair. 765 00:48:52,156 --> 00:48:54,568 Steven, are you trying to scare her away? 766 00:48:54,639 --> 00:48:57,928 Oh-oh, relationship advice from the girl left at the altar. 767 00:48:57,976 --> 00:48:59,997 Oh, screw you! - Hey! - Heidi! 768 00:49:00,051 --> 00:49:04,723 Well, first of all I was not left at the altar. God, I can't stand this place! 769 00:49:04,763 --> 00:49:07,153 Must be your lady friend. 770 00:49:11,129 --> 00:49:13,139 Yes, can I help you? 771 00:49:13,262 --> 00:49:15,842 Hi, I'm Lorena. This is Bonnie. 772 00:49:15,874 --> 00:49:17,917 I'm sorry, we're in the middle of dinner. 773 00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:19,420 And we're Jewish. 774 00:49:19,472 --> 00:49:21,536 I-I'm Steven's friend. 775 00:49:22,177 --> 00:49:26,021 Oh! Oh, I thought you were Jehova's Witnesses. 776 00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:29,100 Come in, come in, please! 777 00:49:33,145 --> 00:49:34,957 - Hi. - Hi. 778 00:49:35,857 --> 00:49:38,761 Hey, you didn't tell me it was a double date. 779 00:49:38,786 --> 00:49:40,453 I hope you don't mind, 780 00:49:40,454 --> 00:49:42,747 my baby-sitter cancelled on me, at the last minute, so... 781 00:49:42,790 --> 00:49:45,247 Oh no no, that's perfectly fine! 782 00:49:45,329 --> 00:49:47,829 - Here why don't you come and sit down. - Thank you. 783 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:49,589 I'll get another place setting. 784 00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:51,466 You sit here, sweety. 785 00:49:51,491 --> 00:49:53,093 That's a good girl. 786 00:49:53,234 --> 00:49:55,966 - Put your purse right here. - Thank you. 787 00:49:56,138 --> 00:49:59,829 Steven, why don't you introduce your friend? 788 00:50:00,423 --> 00:50:02,814 Um... this is Lorena. 789 00:50:03,063 --> 00:50:05,001 - Hi. - This is Bonnie. 790 00:50:05,066 --> 00:50:06,650 Hi Bonnie, Lorena... 791 00:50:06,675 --> 00:50:09,802 I'm Steven's father, Lou. How are you? - Hi. 792 00:50:09,849 --> 00:50:13,590 - I'm sure you remember me. - Yes, how can I forget? 793 00:50:13,615 --> 00:50:16,010 - Hi, I'm Heidi. - Pleased to meet you, hi. 794 00:50:16,043 --> 00:50:17,364 I'm Lorena. 795 00:50:17,574 --> 00:50:19,331 Oh, Grandma doesn't say much, 796 00:50:19,332 --> 00:50:22,107 but she knows. She knows what's going on. 797 00:50:22,163 --> 00:50:24,481 - Bon, say hello? - Hi. 798 00:50:24,731 --> 00:50:27,223 Ah, she's adorable! Would you like 799 00:50:27,232 --> 00:50:30,443 - a glass of wine, 'Lenora'? - 'Lorena'. I'd love one. 800 00:50:30,493 --> 00:50:32,913 How about you, Bonnie? A nice glass of milk? 801 00:50:32,975 --> 00:50:34,358 Ma! 802 00:50:34,383 --> 00:50:36,552 You know you can't eat solids. 803 00:50:36,602 --> 00:50:40,036 Besides, I have a delicious glass of brisket for you. 804 00:50:43,052 --> 00:50:44,422 Ah, Fern? 805 00:50:44,486 --> 00:50:46,546 Are you sure that stuff's still good? 806 00:50:46,571 --> 00:50:48,739 Why wouldn't it be? It's been in the fridge. 807 00:50:48,804 --> 00:50:50,950 That was from my retirement dinner. 808 00:50:50,982 --> 00:50:53,044 - So? - It was a year ago. 809 00:50:53,357 --> 00:50:55,102 Wine keeps, dear. 810 00:50:55,504 --> 00:50:57,010 Here you go, 'Lena'. 811 00:50:57,042 --> 00:50:59,495 - I thought her name was 'Lenora'. - It's 'Lorena'. 812 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,163 It's OK, thanks. 813 00:51:01,427 --> 00:51:04,607 - Anyway... Cheers. - Oh, yeah! 814 00:51:09,822 --> 00:51:10,912 Mm! 815 00:51:10,961 --> 00:51:13,063 You see?... It's good isn't it? 816 00:51:13,111 --> 00:51:14,496 Mm! 817 00:51:17,627 --> 00:51:19,137 So, Bonnie... 818 00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:22,820 I'm glad to have someone my size to talk to. 819 00:51:22,845 --> 00:51:24,449 Your lips are moving. 820 00:51:24,474 --> 00:51:28,115 So... why don't you tell us how you two met? 821 00:51:29,099 --> 00:51:32,560 Well, I-I work at the unemployment office. 822 00:51:32,677 --> 00:51:34,560 Oh, how ironic! 823 00:51:34,630 --> 00:51:37,026 Maybe you can get him a job, eh? 824 00:51:37,075 --> 00:51:38,880 And Bonnie is your little sister? 825 00:51:38,908 --> 00:51:41,313 Uh no, Bonnie is my daughter. 826 00:51:42,211 --> 00:51:43,726 Oh! 827 00:51:47,316 --> 00:51:49,622 - You're married? - No. 828 00:51:50,771 --> 00:51:53,568 Uh... do you like brisket, Lorena? 829 00:51:53,633 --> 00:51:55,201 Yes. 830 00:51:58,223 --> 00:52:01,788 Steven, do you mind, that thing is really giving me the creeps. 831 00:52:01,813 --> 00:52:03,522 - Steven. - What? 832 00:52:03,552 --> 00:52:05,628 Maybe it's time to put the dummy away, alright? 833 00:52:05,653 --> 00:52:07,615 He can do what he wants, he's a grown man. 834 00:52:07,646 --> 00:52:09,825 He's a grown man?! He's sitting there with a doll in his lap. 835 00:52:09,856 --> 00:52:13,055 - Lou, you play with toy ships. - They're not toys! 836 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,441 They're scale models of famous battleships; 837 00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:19,427 a hobby I picked up when I retired, it's very interesting. 838 00:52:19,466 --> 00:52:21,537 So you should be more sympathetic! 839 00:52:21,568 --> 00:52:24,457 So, 'Leah', what are you, divorced? 840 00:52:24,511 --> 00:52:27,484 OK, let's change the subject, shall we? 841 00:52:27,632 --> 00:52:30,148 - No, I'm not. - Heidi was engaged. 842 00:52:30,173 --> 00:52:31,624 Hmph! Mom! 843 00:52:31,683 --> 00:52:33,687 Well sweetheart, you were. 844 00:52:33,735 --> 00:52:35,820 They were going to do it, this spring. 845 00:52:35,850 --> 00:52:37,155 Oh, what happened? 846 00:52:37,195 --> 00:52:39,811 Nothing, he just turned out to be a lunatic. 847 00:52:40,771 --> 00:52:42,264 So, Lorena... 848 00:52:43,104 --> 00:52:45,088 are you Jewish? 849 00:52:45,106 --> 00:52:47,486 - Mother! - Just a question. 850 00:52:47,533 --> 00:52:51,580 - No, I'm not, I'm Italian. - Oh, well! Same thing. 851 00:52:52,412 --> 00:52:53,927 So... 852 00:52:55,794 --> 00:52:58,072 Bonnie is your daughter. 853 00:52:58,187 --> 00:52:59,614 Yup. 854 00:53:00,099 --> 00:53:01,700 What's your name? 855 00:53:01,771 --> 00:53:05,497 You know, I've been asking the same question. 856 00:53:05,572 --> 00:53:07,156 I don't have one. 857 00:53:07,232 --> 00:53:10,922 So what do they do? They just call you dummy? 858 00:53:11,017 --> 00:53:14,211 Please, please, that's derogatory! 859 00:53:14,593 --> 00:53:18,307 We prefer to be called "people of wood". 860 00:53:19,287 --> 00:53:22,198 That's cute. Isn't that cute, Heidi? 861 00:53:22,736 --> 00:53:24,968 Yeah, and it's not at all scary. 862 00:53:25,014 --> 00:53:27,211 Heidi has been a little depressed, lately. 863 00:53:27,266 --> 00:53:30,672 - I'm not depressed, I'm fine! - Hey, c'mon, no yelling. 864 00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,879 Well why are you always saying that I'm depressed? 865 00:53:32,904 --> 00:53:34,988 You know how infuriating that is? 866 00:53:35,013 --> 00:53:37,091 Sorry, Lorena. She hasn't been the same, 867 00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:39,535 since she broke off the engagement. 868 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,529 Why are you apologizing to her? 869 00:53:41,556 --> 00:53:43,255 She's an unwed mother! 870 00:53:43,356 --> 00:53:47,452 Well, better an unwed mother than just plain, unwed. 871 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,983 Really nice meeting you. 872 00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:59,545 Some more brisket? 873 00:54:00,910 --> 00:54:03,825 - Sorry about dinner. - That's OK. 874 00:54:07,214 --> 00:54:09,766 Thanks for carrying her. Is she heavy? 875 00:54:09,816 --> 00:54:11,261 No. 876 00:54:11,978 --> 00:54:14,441 - Um... uhm... - What? 877 00:54:14,536 --> 00:54:17,485 Do you have any plans for the 4th? I was thinking... 878 00:54:17,524 --> 00:54:20,540 maybe we could see the fireworks. - OK! 879 00:54:20,565 --> 00:54:24,235 I thought, I mean, you don't have to, but, if it's not a big deal, 880 00:54:24,282 --> 00:54:27,034 - like, maybe it might be nice. - I said, OK. 881 00:54:27,059 --> 00:54:28,532 I'd love to. 882 00:54:29,312 --> 00:54:30,889 Oh really? 883 00:54:32,121 --> 00:54:34,347 Wow, OK. 884 00:54:35,420 --> 00:54:36,904 Yeah.. 885 00:54:51,885 --> 00:54:53,770 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 886 00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:55,404 Hang on! 887 00:54:55,478 --> 00:54:58,063 Fuck, man this is bullshit! Donny? 888 00:54:58,110 --> 00:55:00,653 What time are you playing in? This is a fucking freilach*! 889 00:55:00,701 --> 00:55:02,169 Do you know what that means? 890 00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:06,301 And Elmo, chill out, alright! You're gonna fuck up my whole doina*. 891 00:55:06,576 --> 00:55:09,176 Alright, let's try it one more time. 892 00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:20,404 - I bought a gift for you. - Oh, no. 893 00:55:20,465 --> 00:55:22,299 I actually lifted it from Borders, 894 00:55:22,325 --> 00:55:25,318 but it's perfect for your date. It's classical music. 895 00:55:25,358 --> 00:55:26,868 Oh, thanks. 896 00:55:28,251 --> 00:55:31,404 Yeah, when you get Lorena alone, put this on. 897 00:55:31,467 --> 00:55:33,732 Classical music makes women horny. 898 00:55:33,775 --> 00:55:36,800 - Just trust me on this one. - Oh... thanks. 899 00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:39,753 Best of John Philip Sousa? Great. 900 00:55:39,831 --> 00:55:41,757 Oh, yeah. Chicks dig him. 901 00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:44,976 Wasn't he the guy who does all the marches and stuff? 902 00:55:45,205 --> 00:55:46,381 No! 903 00:55:46,872 --> 00:55:49,749 I found it in the classical music section. 904 00:55:49,787 --> 00:55:52,350 - It's fucking classical. - Oh, alright. 905 00:55:52,629 --> 00:55:54,255 I'm so psyched for tonight. 906 00:55:54,256 --> 00:55:55,890 These things are gonna rock! 907 00:55:57,366 --> 00:55:59,726 Oh... You know... 908 00:56:01,516 --> 00:56:04,560 I don't know if I can make it tonight, actually. 909 00:56:04,618 --> 00:56:06,099 What? 910 00:56:06,290 --> 00:56:11,074 I'm sorry. I kinda... made plans with Lorena, to see the fireworks. 911 00:56:12,457 --> 00:56:13,848 Oh! 912 00:56:15,775 --> 00:56:17,754 I hope you understand. 913 00:56:25,041 --> 00:56:27,979 So what am I supposed to do with these? 914 00:56:31,685 --> 00:56:34,265 Well, you can come with us. 915 00:56:44,231 --> 00:56:46,997 Don't blow your fuckin' hands off alright! 916 00:56:48,270 --> 00:56:49,803 Right? 917 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,299 Aah! Ooh! 918 00:57:37,603 --> 00:57:39,088 Aaahh! 919 00:59:37,225 --> 00:59:38,874 - Steven. - Yeah? 920 00:59:40,514 --> 00:59:42,983 Would you mind taking me home? 921 00:59:49,107 --> 00:59:50,899 Sure everything's alright? 922 00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:52,747 Yeah. Everything's fine. 923 00:59:53,466 --> 00:59:56,248 For some reason I don't believe you. 924 00:59:58,773 --> 01:00:00,281 Look Steven, 925 01:00:00,371 --> 01:00:03,383 my life is very complicated, right now. 926 01:00:03,756 --> 01:00:06,777 Yeah, well, mine is, too. 927 01:00:07,994 --> 01:00:11,762 I have a daughter, Steven, you have a dummy. 928 01:00:14,033 --> 01:00:15,545 You're so nice, 929 01:00:15,601 --> 01:00:19,506 and I'm so glad that we got to know each other, but... 930 01:00:20,768 --> 01:00:23,867 I'm just not ready for anything, right now. 931 01:00:28,715 --> 01:00:31,318 It's not you, it's me. 932 01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:36,552 Well... 933 01:00:38,079 --> 01:00:40,068 you look lovely. 934 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:43,689 Good night. 935 01:01:14,575 --> 01:01:17,265 I thought you were the baby-sitter. 936 01:01:31,747 --> 01:01:33,865 How'd the date go? 937 01:01:36,795 --> 01:01:38,302 OK. 938 01:01:39,712 --> 01:01:42,088 He would be a great brother. 939 01:01:42,152 --> 01:01:44,880 - Who, Steven? - No, the dummy. 940 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:11,109 You're an idiot! 941 01:02:11,185 --> 01:02:12,742 I know. 942 01:02:23,976 --> 01:02:26,570 - It's a tough crowd. - Yeah. 943 01:02:26,834 --> 01:02:30,075 Lemme handle this. Hey, by a show of hands, 944 01:02:30,139 --> 01:02:33,608 how many of you folks like prune juice. 945 01:02:35,612 --> 01:02:37,430 Oh, that got a rise out of'em. 946 01:02:37,455 --> 01:02:39,763 Let's show everybody how smart you are. 947 01:02:39,794 --> 01:02:42,655 - What shape is the world? - Square. 948 01:02:42,738 --> 01:02:44,989 - The world. - Square. 949 01:02:45,715 --> 01:02:47,634 What shape are my cufflinks? 950 01:02:47,712 --> 01:02:49,229 - Square. - No... 951 01:02:49,254 --> 01:02:53,538 - The cufflinks I wear to church. - Oh, why didn't you say so? 952 01:03:09,544 --> 01:03:11,075 Oh my God! 953 01:03:17,162 --> 01:03:21,383 You ugly, babbling, stupid, old bitch! 954 01:03:21,986 --> 01:03:24,646 'Witch' Michael, not 'bitch'! 955 01:03:24,697 --> 01:03:27,107 You're dropping lines, left and right. 956 01:03:27,201 --> 01:03:30,599 Sounds like crap, alright! Fucking bullshit! 957 01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:33,035 Donnie, you're fragging. 958 01:03:33,137 --> 01:03:36,306 Fucking Elmo, you're a fucking wad! 959 01:03:41,167 --> 01:03:42,747 Ooh! 960 01:03:45,025 --> 01:03:46,726 - Did you talk to her? - Jesus! 961 01:03:46,774 --> 01:03:48,615 Did you talk to her? 962 01:03:49,271 --> 01:03:53,773 Look, you really, really, have to stop waiting for me, OK? 963 01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:57,410 Fine, I won't do it again, I promise. 964 01:03:58,058 --> 01:04:00,176 W-What did she say? 965 01:04:00,407 --> 01:04:02,142 How did she react? 966 01:04:02,221 --> 01:04:05,029 Well, I mean, it's kinda difficult to describe it. 967 01:04:05,077 --> 01:04:06,529 Show me. 968 01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:10,554 - What? - Show me the exact espression. 969 01:04:12,742 --> 01:04:14,550 What do you mean? 970 01:04:14,585 --> 01:04:17,479 I want you to act out her reaction. 971 01:04:18,185 --> 01:04:21,187 Just, let go and become Heidi for a moment. 972 01:04:21,216 --> 01:04:25,235 - Oh, I don't think so. - Please, look, here, I'll be you. 973 01:04:27,881 --> 01:04:30,177 Heidi, I ran into Michael. 974 01:04:31,203 --> 01:04:34,302 God... he looks great! 975 01:04:34,826 --> 01:04:37,443 She's seeing somebody else. 976 01:04:38,685 --> 01:04:40,232 A lawyer. 977 01:04:41,509 --> 01:04:44,138 I-I really have to get in, now. 978 01:04:49,213 --> 01:04:51,298 A lawyer?! Pftt! 979 01:04:56,152 --> 01:04:59,086 You made a total mess of the situation. 980 01:04:59,162 --> 01:05:01,878 I don't know what I did wrong, but... 981 01:05:02,076 --> 01:05:04,747 I'm just, not good at this sort of thing. 982 01:05:05,184 --> 01:05:09,046 Listen Steven, you have a beautiful girl, here. 983 01:05:09,101 --> 01:05:13,372 She's dying to be kissed and all you wanna do, is play with a doll. 984 01:05:13,412 --> 01:05:16,724 But, you're not a doll, you're a dummy. 985 01:05:16,790 --> 01:05:19,618 No, you're a dummy! Now cut the bullshit. 986 01:05:19,669 --> 01:05:21,652 Who do you think I am? Goddamn, Pinocchio? 987 01:05:21,722 --> 01:05:24,556 I'm a hunk of wood. A hunk of wood! 988 01:05:24,656 --> 01:05:27,431 Oh my God, I can't believe I just said that. 989 01:05:28,252 --> 01:05:29,762 It's true. 990 01:05:30,864 --> 01:05:34,175 Painful as it is to admit, I'm a piece of wood. 991 01:05:34,223 --> 01:05:38,597 Handsome and irresistibile, but... nonetheless, wood! 992 01:05:39,857 --> 01:05:41,742 You're more than that. 993 01:05:43,649 --> 01:05:45,258 Steven... 994 01:05:46,367 --> 01:05:48,227 grow up. 995 01:06:20,413 --> 01:06:22,511 Heidi, phone! 996 01:06:22,597 --> 01:06:25,703 Hitler couldn't sink this baby, your voice probably could. 997 01:06:25,753 --> 01:06:28,571 You know, Lou, when you have kids to raise, you yell. 998 01:06:28,596 --> 01:06:30,576 Hello? Yes. 999 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,264 What? 1000 01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:35,427 Yeah. 1001 01:06:36,259 --> 01:06:38,968 Yeah, my condolences. Whatever! 1002 01:06:39,526 --> 01:06:41,140 It's over. 1003 01:06:41,422 --> 01:06:44,023 I'm screwed. My magician died. 1004 01:06:44,254 --> 01:06:45,574 What? 1005 01:06:45,622 --> 01:06:48,896 That was his wife on the phone. He died last night. 1006 01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:50,651 My magician! 1007 01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:53,274 He was one of my special touches. 1008 01:06:53,338 --> 01:06:56,175 A strolling performer for the wedding. 1009 01:06:56,207 --> 01:06:57,823 I'm ruined! 1010 01:06:58,219 --> 01:07:01,115 Like he couldn't wait one more day! 1011 01:07:01,188 --> 01:07:04,538 Why don't you have 'Edgar Bergen', over there, do it? - What? 1012 01:07:04,565 --> 01:07:07,222 - Steven. - Steven! 1013 01:07:07,513 --> 01:07:09,163 All you have to do 1014 01:07:09,223 --> 01:07:12,807 is walk around with a dummy, for a few hours. 1015 01:07:12,910 --> 01:07:16,087 - No, I don't think so. - I'll pay you 200 dollars. 1016 01:07:16,151 --> 01:07:18,607 Hm... Nah, I don't think so. 1017 01:07:18,810 --> 01:07:20,731 What's wrong with you? 1018 01:07:20,771 --> 01:07:23,771 Nothing, I don't wanna use the dummy anymore. 1019 01:07:25,156 --> 01:07:27,085 - What?! - Steven, why? 1020 01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:29,111 I mean you can't give up, now! 1021 01:07:29,151 --> 01:07:31,762 Why, all of a sudden, because it's inconvenient for you? 1022 01:07:31,794 --> 01:07:35,496 No! That was supposed to be your dream. 1023 01:07:36,068 --> 01:07:37,799 Well... I thought it was. 1024 01:07:37,835 --> 01:07:42,299 So, what, you're just gonna quit, you're just gonna give up, just like that? 1025 01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:44,435 It's what you did isn't it? 1026 01:07:44,569 --> 01:07:48,169 - Oh, please, Michael and I... - I'm not talking about Michael. 1027 01:07:49,024 --> 01:07:51,598 I'm talking about your singing. 1028 01:07:55,541 --> 01:07:58,849 Well, that was never very realistic. 1029 01:08:00,268 --> 01:08:02,349 And Steven, running around 1030 01:08:02,381 --> 01:08:04,893 with a stuffed animal, is?! 1031 01:08:05,591 --> 01:08:08,044 Well, he seems to know what he's doing. 1032 01:08:08,229 --> 01:08:10,129 Yeah, because he's Steven. 1033 01:08:10,154 --> 01:08:12,988 And if Steven wanted to sell his own shit, you'd say: 1034 01:08:13,013 --> 01:08:15,356 "Gee, what a wonderful idea!" 1035 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,574 I wanted to sing. 1036 01:08:19,706 --> 01:08:22,241 And you made me feel like a fool. 1037 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:25,954 Honey, it's not my fault if you felt like a fool. 1038 01:08:26,041 --> 01:08:28,018 I always supported you. 1039 01:08:28,081 --> 01:08:30,788 I only wanted you to be more realistic. 1040 01:08:30,876 --> 01:08:32,599 More realistic?! 1041 01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:35,543 Oh so, now I'm planning some tacky wedding 1042 01:08:35,568 --> 01:08:38,908 for some fat JAP, who'll be divorced in two years. 1043 01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:41,802 I'm living at home with my parents! 1044 01:08:42,673 --> 01:08:45,776 You make me beg for the car every day. 1045 01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,266 - That's realistic?! - Hey, Hey! 1046 01:08:48,879 --> 01:08:50,944 Don't yell at your mother. 1047 01:08:52,705 --> 01:08:54,885 That's all you have to say? 1048 01:08:58,342 --> 01:09:02,037 My life is a living hell and that's all you have to say! 1049 01:09:02,098 --> 01:09:04,108 Don't yell at me, either. 1050 01:09:05,522 --> 01:09:07,576 Hey! Put that down! 1051 01:09:07,629 --> 01:09:09,545 Wake up, dad! 1052 01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:22,189 You're grounded! 1053 01:09:24,150 --> 01:09:26,328 I always supported her. 1054 01:09:28,102 --> 01:09:30,843 No mom, you didn't. 1055 01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:18,482 Uh, I'd like to return this. 1056 01:10:41,381 --> 01:10:43,410 Told you ma, I got a gig. 1057 01:10:43,466 --> 01:10:46,311 Man! The rain is gonna ruin my hair. 1058 01:10:46,525 --> 01:10:48,731 You're spoiled and stupid! 1059 01:10:49,786 --> 01:10:51,778 You little whore! 1060 01:10:52,066 --> 01:10:54,159 I need my prescription! 1061 01:10:54,436 --> 01:10:57,567 - Man, is your mom alright? - Does she seem alright? 1062 01:10:57,622 --> 01:11:01,704 C'mon you guys, I don't wanna be late. 'Mach schnell!' 1063 01:11:04,462 --> 01:11:08,344 I think I'll wear my blue dress. What do you think? 1064 01:11:08,407 --> 01:11:12,177 You think Jenny will mind me wearing blue to her wedding? 1065 01:11:12,418 --> 01:11:16,059 I wish this was your wedding, we were going to. 1066 01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:54,568 Hey! There's no smoking in this building. 1067 01:11:54,607 --> 01:11:57,357 Put that cigarette out! Jesus! 1068 01:11:58,052 --> 01:12:00,154 Goddamn foreigners! 1069 01:12:10,374 --> 01:12:12,510 Woah, woah, woah!! 1070 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:15,121 What is this? What is this? 1071 01:12:15,208 --> 01:12:16,957 This is not what I ordered! 1072 01:12:16,996 --> 01:12:19,135 I have the invoice right here. 1073 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,705 Baba ganouj, hummous, tabouleh... 1074 01:12:21,730 --> 01:12:23,369 I dunno what the hell those are. 1075 01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:26,834 Well, that's what was ordered! See for yourself. 1076 01:12:26,887 --> 01:12:29,594 This says the 'Ali wedding'. 1077 01:12:30,884 --> 01:12:32,602 This isn't the Ali wedding? 1078 01:12:32,650 --> 01:12:34,451 No, this is not the Ali wedding! 1079 01:12:34,481 --> 01:12:36,249 This is the Freed wedding! 1080 01:12:36,299 --> 01:12:39,652 This is the polar opposite of the Ali wedding! 1081 01:12:39,716 --> 01:12:41,662 Oh, are you sure? 1082 01:12:41,828 --> 01:12:44,316 Am I sure? Of course I'm sure! 1083 01:12:44,435 --> 01:12:46,185 This is a disaster. 1084 01:12:46,264 --> 01:12:48,934 Mrs. Freed, how do you feel about baba ganouj? 1085 01:12:48,965 --> 01:12:51,275 - It's really a wonderful appet... - Ooh! 1086 01:12:51,349 --> 01:12:53,960 She gained 10 pounds since the last fitting, 1087 01:12:53,980 --> 01:12:56,134 I can't get the gown over her big fat ass. 1088 01:12:56,174 --> 01:12:57,478 Mother! 1089 01:12:57,516 --> 01:13:01,611 I've gotta check on the band. Excuse me, Mrs. Freed. 1090 01:13:10,833 --> 01:13:12,314 Heidi? 1091 01:13:13,984 --> 01:13:16,577 Michael, this is a really bad time! 1092 01:13:16,646 --> 01:13:18,749 When would be a good time, Heidi? 1093 01:13:18,788 --> 01:13:21,442 Ah, well, let's see. How about, never? 1094 01:13:21,513 --> 01:13:23,601 Heidi? Heidi. 1095 01:13:24,196 --> 01:13:25,621 Heidi! 1096 01:13:25,715 --> 01:13:28,550 Heidi, dammit, Heidi, stop, stop! 1097 01:13:28,932 --> 01:13:31,519 Heidi, look, this is important. 1098 01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,721 No, Michael, THIS is important. 1099 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:37,310 This wedding is the most important day of my life. 1100 01:13:37,369 --> 01:13:40,518 You have no idea how far I've come. 1101 01:13:40,885 --> 01:13:43,041 How much I changed for you! 1102 01:13:43,166 --> 01:13:45,369 No, no, no. Don't do anything. 1103 01:13:45,374 --> 01:13:47,406 It's over between us. 1104 01:13:47,468 --> 01:13:49,734 - Not over. - Yes it is. It's over. 1105 01:13:49,766 --> 01:13:52,685 I know, that as long as you're alive, 1106 01:13:52,978 --> 01:13:54,612 it can never be over. 1107 01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:56,406 What, the hell, does that mean? 1108 01:13:56,431 --> 01:13:58,583 Is that some kind of a threat? 1109 01:13:58,614 --> 01:14:01,689 If you do not get out of here, right now, 1110 01:14:01,745 --> 01:14:03,767 I'm calling the cops. 1111 01:14:09,607 --> 01:14:13,234 Don't think I don't know about your little lawyer! 1112 01:14:14,528 --> 01:14:15,871 What? 1113 01:14:42,037 --> 01:14:45,099 I always cry at weddings. 1114 01:14:50,090 --> 01:14:52,734 I thought you might need some help. 1115 01:14:53,238 --> 01:14:55,073 How's it going? 1116 01:14:56,116 --> 01:14:57,714 It's great. 1117 01:14:58,581 --> 01:15:00,536 I just wanna die. 1118 01:15:00,622 --> 01:15:02,289 Don't say that. 1119 01:15:02,314 --> 01:15:04,916 You need to follow your bliss. 1120 01:15:09,644 --> 01:15:11,044 Wow... 1121 01:15:11,528 --> 01:15:14,426 A little Joseph Campbell, you "plagierer". 1122 01:15:14,963 --> 01:15:16,431 He's right. 1123 01:15:17,766 --> 01:15:20,385 You're funny, you know? I didn't know that. 1124 01:15:20,430 --> 01:15:22,446 - You're funny. - Really? 1125 01:15:22,704 --> 01:15:25,015 You're really... talented. 1126 01:15:26,434 --> 01:15:28,653 Don't sell yourself short. 1127 01:15:40,256 --> 01:15:42,424 Ooh, aahh! 1128 01:15:42,874 --> 01:15:44,175 Aahh! 1129 01:18:39,290 --> 01:18:41,071 Heidi? 1130 01:18:41,134 --> 01:18:42,766 Last chance. 1131 01:18:42,954 --> 01:18:45,290 Please, Michael, please, get out of here 1132 01:18:45,315 --> 01:18:47,969 I wanna talk about our relationship. 1133 01:18:48,002 --> 01:18:50,865 - We don't have a relationship! - What's going on? 1134 01:18:50,896 --> 01:18:53,513 Oh! Hey Steve, everything's fine. 1135 01:18:53,575 --> 01:18:55,294 Heidi and I are just talking. 1136 01:18:55,334 --> 01:18:58,130 - No, we're not. - Yes we are. - No, we're not. - We are. 1137 01:18:58,170 --> 01:19:00,488 Look, Michael... Michael! 1138 01:19:01,998 --> 01:19:03,762 You should leave, now. 1139 01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:17,740 I really didn't wanna have to do this, but, fine! 1140 01:19:18,738 --> 01:19:20,239 - OK? - Ahh! 1141 01:19:20,310 --> 01:19:22,536 OK, don't worry, it's not mine, I just borrowed it. 1142 01:19:22,537 --> 01:19:23,915 - Just, get lost! - Listen... 1143 01:19:23,944 --> 01:19:25,802 put that away, alright? 'Cuz this is crazy. 1144 01:19:25,827 --> 01:19:29,622 If I don't follow through with the threat, Heidi will never respect me 1145 01:19:29,665 --> 01:19:32,334 - She'll just think I'm a psychopath. - You are a psychopath. 1146 01:19:32,358 --> 01:19:34,140 I've been seing a shrink. 1147 01:19:34,165 --> 01:19:37,444 Which has been tremendously helpful with a lot of my anger issues 1148 01:19:37,491 --> 01:19:40,161 Michael, you're pointing a gun at me.. 1149 01:19:40,224 --> 01:19:41,997 My drinking... 1150 01:19:42,054 --> 01:19:45,130 down to practically nil. 1151 01:19:46,230 --> 01:19:47,572 - Bonnie? - Yeah? 1152 01:19:47,603 --> 01:19:50,322 Do me favour, go back to the party, I'll be right back. 1153 01:19:50,370 --> 01:19:52,282 I tried to do it without the gun, 1154 01:19:52,315 --> 01:19:54,224 but you wouldn't listen. 1155 01:19:54,284 --> 01:19:56,127 Now, you'll listen. 1156 01:19:59,135 --> 01:20:00,617 Baby... 1157 01:20:02,386 --> 01:20:04,360 I love you, 1158 01:20:04,823 --> 01:20:07,359 - Steven? - We can make this work. 1159 01:20:07,916 --> 01:20:09,500 Steven, what is going on? 1160 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:12,343 - Put the gun down! - Shut up and get over there! 1161 01:20:12,348 --> 01:20:14,367 Dammit you're making me look like an asshole! 1162 01:20:14,395 --> 01:20:16,801 - Don't do this! - Shut up! 1163 01:20:19,637 --> 01:20:22,262 I don't have to answer to you anymore. 1164 01:20:22,310 --> 01:20:25,114 I am so, so, over you! 1165 01:20:25,755 --> 01:20:28,519 - What? - Wait a minute, you two know each other? 1166 01:20:28,551 --> 01:20:31,410 - Yeah, unfortunately. - Shut up and get over there! 1167 01:20:43,697 --> 01:20:46,759 Michael, you are violating the restraining order. 1168 01:20:46,790 --> 01:20:49,006 A man with a pistol should be so worried 1169 01:20:49,031 --> 01:20:51,755 about violating his restraining order! 1170 01:20:51,806 --> 01:20:54,063 I mean, oh my god, what's gonna happen? 1171 01:20:54,125 --> 01:20:56,929 I'm four feet away from you, huh? 1172 01:20:57,812 --> 01:20:59,874 Now, I'm two away from you. 1173 01:20:59,924 --> 01:21:01,892 Three feet. One foot. 1174 01:21:02,068 --> 01:21:03,702 Back off, buddy. 1175 01:21:04,870 --> 01:21:07,134 You're lucky, I'm over you. 1176 01:21:08,790 --> 01:21:10,341 - Heidi! - Ohh! 1177 01:21:13,770 --> 01:21:15,321 Last chance. 1178 01:21:24,467 --> 01:21:25,906 Michael. 1179 01:21:26,261 --> 01:21:28,846 The police are here. They're right behind you. 1180 01:21:28,876 --> 01:21:30,409 Nice try, Steve. 1181 01:21:30,434 --> 01:21:32,560 I turn to look, you lunge at me. 1182 01:21:32,585 --> 01:21:34,169 Very heroic! 1183 01:21:34,210 --> 01:21:37,838 Fortunately, I'm not gonna fall for it. Nice try, though. 1184 01:21:37,870 --> 01:21:39,255 Freeze! Police! 1185 01:21:39,309 --> 01:21:42,315 Drop your guns and put your hands up! 1186 01:21:42,891 --> 01:21:44,477 Don't shoot! 1187 01:21:44,513 --> 01:21:46,688 What the hell? Aahh! 1188 01:21:57,370 --> 01:21:58,871 - Aah! - Aah! 1189 01:22:40,114 --> 01:22:42,746 Not another step. I mean it! 1190 01:22:54,588 --> 01:22:55,986 Ohh... 1191 01:23:00,227 --> 01:23:02,297 Blanks. Prop. 1192 01:23:04,456 --> 01:23:06,884 Oh, my god! Are you OK? 1193 01:23:08,068 --> 01:23:09,434 You really hit'im! 1194 01:23:09,482 --> 01:23:11,873 - How did you do that? - I threw my voice. 1195 01:23:11,935 --> 01:23:13,803 You protected me. 1196 01:23:13,914 --> 01:23:15,849 - Yeah. - Thanks. 1197 01:23:16,282 --> 01:23:17,709 Heidi? 1198 01:23:18,490 --> 01:23:20,942 Thake a good look at this face. 1199 01:23:21,631 --> 01:23:25,591 'Cause you will never, ever, see it again. 1200 01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:31,096 "I blew out your candle", Heidi. Good bye. 1201 01:23:38,859 --> 01:23:41,859 Can I please get the gun back? 1202 01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:45,727 It belongs to the theater. 1203 01:23:46,483 --> 01:23:48,235 Just give it to him. 1204 01:23:48,877 --> 01:23:50,446 Thank you. 1205 01:23:55,204 --> 01:23:58,271 Now you can see why I broke off the engagement. 1206 01:23:58,309 --> 01:23:59,747 He's nuts. 1207 01:23:59,820 --> 01:24:02,037 But you reakky came to my rescue, boy! 1208 01:24:02,075 --> 01:24:04,363 - Hey, how's your hand? - Fine... Ouch... 1209 01:24:04,451 --> 01:24:07,591 I didn't think you could punch someone, like that! 1210 01:24:07,637 --> 01:24:10,380 - Me, neither. - It was amazing! 1211 01:24:10,436 --> 01:24:14,357 Well, there's something I need to take care of. 1212 01:24:15,774 --> 01:24:17,576 Thanks, Steven. 1213 01:24:20,939 --> 01:24:22,763 That was pretty brave. 1214 01:24:22,829 --> 01:24:24,705 - No. - Mm, yeah! 1215 01:24:24,910 --> 01:24:26,396 - Really? - Yeah. 1216 01:24:26,463 --> 01:24:29,061 *** Yeah. 1217 01:24:39,446 --> 01:24:41,624 - I'm sorry... - Lorena... 1218 01:24:57,227 --> 01:24:59,571 You shoulda kissed her, idiot! 1219 01:25:03,723 --> 01:25:05,549 Don't rub it in. 1220 01:25:28,576 --> 01:25:30,378 "For, nowadays... 1221 01:25:30,748 --> 01:25:33,698 "the world is lit by lightning. 1222 01:25:35,157 --> 01:25:37,209 "Blow out your candles. 1223 01:25:37,293 --> 01:25:39,402 "And so... 1224 01:25:40,013 --> 01:25:41,755 "good bye." 1225 01:27:06,959 --> 01:27:09,364 Thanks, thank you.♥ 1226 01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:12,755 It wasn't too over the top, was it? 1227 01:27:12,778 --> 01:27:16,190 - Oh, man, it was fucking beautiful! - Really? 1228 01:27:16,222 --> 01:27:18,567 Oh, no shit, man! 1229 01:27:20,182 --> 01:27:23,516 Are-are you a fuckin' actor or something? 1230 01:27:23,584 --> 01:27:26,304 Yeah, yeah... what's your name? 1231 01:27:27,069 --> 01:27:29,272 - Fanny. -Fanny. 1232 01:27:29,959 --> 01:27:32,935 - I'm Michael. - Michael! 1233 01:28:17,619 --> 01:28:19,445 That was terrible. 1234 01:28:19,566 --> 01:28:22,378 I thought we gave a very moving oerformance. 1235 01:28:22,456 --> 01:28:25,271 The only thing moving was your lips. 1236 01:28:25,611 --> 01:28:27,163 Asshole. 1237 01:28:28,396 --> 01:28:30,692 - Cut. - That's a cut! 90214