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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:26,425 Hi, hi. 2 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:32,632 Norman Mailer lived, uh, two doors down. 3 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:35,033 I saw him bite Rip Torn's ear off one night. 4 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,804 Seems like a different lifetime. 5 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:39,639 If you're looking for more action, I can, uh, 6 00:00:39,672 --> 00:00:42,040 show you something on Commercial Street. 7 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:44,977 But you should know that by November, even downtown 8 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:47,546 is so empty and quiet that you could hear a gnat fart. 9 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,048 I like the quiet. 10 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:52,185 Need my privacy. 11 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,052 How's the ventilation? 12 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,355 These old houses can get pretty stuffy. 13 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,888 You a writer? 14 00:00:56,889 --> 00:00:58,890 Painter? 15 00:00:58,891 --> 00:01:00,527 Hermit? 16 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,171 I know you're not here for the social scene, 17 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:04,030 whatever's left of it. 18 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,133 I’ve been here for 50 years. 19 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:08,977 You know, back in the day, you'd walk downtown, 20 00:01:09,001 --> 00:01:11,538 and you’d see boys getting buttfucked on front porches 21 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:14,307 like some kind of perverted Norman Rockwell painting. 22 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:18,044 It was true homosexual Americana. 23 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:21,881 Now it's mom and dad or dad and dad or mom and mom 24 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:24,417 and baby stroller gridlock all fucking summer long. 25 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:26,919 I just left my job at a lab in providence. 26 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,026 - What are you, a chemist? 27 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:32,359 It was an ugly divorce. 28 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:33,760 I just need some time alone. 29 00:01:33,826 --> 00:01:35,428 Let's cut the bullshit. 30 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:38,365 A big-city chemist looking for a quiet place 31 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,767 with great ventilation in a town where the things 32 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:42,935 that are most plentiful for eight months a year 33 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:45,338 are methheads, choppy seas, and depression? 34 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,915 That sounds like a woman looking to set up 35 00:01:46,939 --> 00:01:48,341 her own little meth lab. 36 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,009 I have a PhD from Harvard. 37 00:01:50,042 --> 00:01:53,180 Meth is well below my pay grade. 38 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,247 Good. 39 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,249 'Cause the sheriff has a nose like a truffle pig 40 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,452 for that junk. 41 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:02,054 Just lookin' for some quiet. 42 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:04,123 I'll take it. 43 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:15,254 Do you know that guy, uh, Tex? 44 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:16,589 He cruises the docks? 45 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,191 - Wait, don't tell me. - He's from Texas. 46 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:20,225 Yeah. How'd you know? 47 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:24,196 Anyway, he taught me this trick 48 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,197 you do right before a guy comes. 49 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,567 - Mm. - You press down on his taint, 50 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,868 You time it just right, 51 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:31,203 you can get him to come again right away. 52 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:33,673 Mm, but you'll charge me for just the one, right? 53 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:34,841 Exactly. 54 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:37,009 You're playing out of your league. 55 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:38,345 Scram. 56 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,912 Look, can I just borrow ten bucks? 57 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,382 I said scram, methhead. 58 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:48,287 - Hi. - Hi. 59 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:51,558 I'm new in town, got a few extra bucks. 60 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,125 You do girls too? 61 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:54,794 Yep. Here. 62 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,696 Look at that. I'm a gentleman. 63 00:05:04,036 --> 00:05:05,237 Don't touch anything. 64 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:12,579 So, uh, what do you want? 65 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:13,312 Kind of do things as a standard 66 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,582 sliding scale kind of deal. 67 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,050 It's, uh, $50 for oral. 68 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:19,227 Straight-up sex, that's $100, 69 00:05:19,251 --> 00:05:21,821 but I'm currently running a Halloween special. 70 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,125 I'll do anything for 20 bucks. 71 00:05:26,158 --> 00:05:27,960 But Halloween isn't for a week. 72 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,897 - Mm. - It's a, um, seasonal thing. 73 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,665 I just wanna talk. 74 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:36,682 I'll pay you for your time. 75 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,241 All right. 76 00:05:42,274 --> 00:05:44,676 Tell me about your dreams. 77 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,677 Like, at night? 78 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,847 No. like, in life. 79 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:53,319 You ever wanna be a model or play for the yankees? 80 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:55,622 You really think I could be a model? 81 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:59,025 No. But you must have something. 82 00:05:59,091 --> 00:06:00,091 Everyone does. 83 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,664 - Well, I write a little. 84 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,833 You any good? 85 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,035 I don't know. 86 00:06:09,101 --> 00:06:10,513 I don't think I've ever shown anyone 87 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,872 anything I've written before, but, uh... 88 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:16,208 Um, yeah, you know, I think I'm pretty good. 89 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:19,345 Why, you, like, a big-time movie producer or something? 90 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:22,181 I'm a biochemical engineer. 91 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:23,692 Spent the past nine years working with the U.S. Military 92 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,485 trying to understand and unlock 93 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,553 the creative parts of the brain. 94 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,888 They wanna make more creative soldiers? 95 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,723 Less. 96 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,391 They don't want them to think for themselves. 97 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,161 But to lock up the creative mind, 98 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:38,030 we also have to understand how to unlock it. 99 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,365 We have tons cf research 100 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:40,543 from studying highly creative people. 101 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,802 Every one of 'em says the same thing. 102 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:45,872 They don't know where it comes from. 103 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,374 But I do. 104 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:50,477 The occipital lobe. 105 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:53,980 Talented people have denser, more numerous clusters 106 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:55,982 of neurons in that area. 107 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:58,751 I don't care if you are Bill fucking Shakespeare. 108 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:01,888 If I whack you hard enough in that part of your head, 109 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,891 you'll never write again. 110 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:08,327 So I started developing a drug to target that area. 111 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,498 Made the neurons in that part of the brain fire at 10, 112 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,566 50, 1,000 times faster and more frequently 113 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,736 than they usually do. 114 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,505 Uh, wow, um... 115 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:21,040 Did it work? 116 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,709 We started testing it on primates. 117 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,545 And yeah, if worked... 118 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,346 on some of the apes. 119 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:29,516 The ones who tested higher on cognitive tests 120 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:32,450 before we gave them the medicine. 121 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:36,454 Suddenly, they could play complex notes on a keyboard. 122 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:39,958 So, um, what happened to the ones it, like, didn't work on? 123 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,127 They became highly aggressive. 124 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,129 Bloodthirsty. 125 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,799 Tore the other apes limb from limb. 126 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:47,800 I think the medicine has different effects 127 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:50,202 on creative and non-creative people. 128 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:52,304 It's almost like the non-creative ones 129 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:54,974 can tolerate their lack of talent 130 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:58,377 until they're confronted with it. 131 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:00,279 Then their mediocrity drives 'em mad. 132 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:04,216 So... 133 00:08:06,318 --> 00:08:08,454 Wanna try one? 134 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:09,956 Fuck no! 135 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,091 Maybe you're one of the talented ones. 136 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,164 Um... 137 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,569 Thanks but no, thanks. 138 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,572 Uh, look, can I just get my money? 139 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,406 It's a long winter. 140 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:38,117 I'll give you $50 for anyone you convince 141 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,152 to come take one of these lil' black beauties. 142 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:53,666 Maybe I should sing tonight. 143 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,035 Do you think they have have any Joan Baez? 144 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,871 Ooh, wow, Joan Baez. 145 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,083 Wait, doesn't, uh, singin' make your cough worse anyway? 146 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:03,542 Yeah, but... 147 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,187 Good news is, it's October and I've only had bronchitis 148 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,846 five times this year. 149 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,848 Oh, that's a... a real victory, Karen. 150 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,664 I always get depressed this time of year. 151 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:18,724 Oh, no, no. 152 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,694 I love it. 153 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:26,532 All the assholes leave town, and the galleries close, and... 154 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:30,870 None of the paintings inside them mock me when I walk by. 155 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,408 Do you think you're talented? 156 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:38,077 Like, uh... like, uh... Like, if you just had, 157 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,546 like, a little bit of help, 158 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,080 you could paint things good enough for those galleries? 159 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,249 Oh. 160 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,019 No. 161 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,388 No, I'm shit inside and out. 162 00:09:49,421 --> 00:09:54,526 Can I have a hit, please, before I bore myself to tears? 163 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:25,958 Hey. 164 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,794 I'm a singer. 165 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:28,895 Mickey sent me. 166 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,649 Welcome, welcome to our last 167 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,652 Autumn reading Octoberfest event. 168 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:57,623 Some people come out to the cape to see the foliage, 169 00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,792 others for a fresh bag of cranberries 170 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,961 or a walk in the dunes. 171 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,897 But the authors we've been lucky enough 172 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:07,299 to bring here to read their new works 173 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:11,837 are just as satisfying a draw, if you ask me. 174 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,406 Today I'd like to welcome Belle Noir, 175 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,576 a romance novelist, self-published, 176 00:11:17,609 --> 00:11:20,079 who will be reading from her new book, 177 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:23,181 "Martha's Cherry Tree," 178 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,184 a rather racy retelling 179 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:28,120 of the George and Martha Washington story. 180 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:33,992 Thank you. 181 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:41,333 I'm going to read you a section of chapter 17. 182 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:46,537 Martha suspects George is sleeping 183 00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:48,374 with one of their maids. 184 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:53,044 And upon searching the maid's bed, 185 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,714 She finds one George's wooden teeth. 186 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:59,384 Rather than confront George, 187 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:03,655 She decides to seduce the maid herself. 188 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,826 "'I cannot tell a lie. 189 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,128 "I cannot tell a lie.' 190 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,697 "Had he whispered those false words 191 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,966 "to innocent little Penelope 192 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,869 "when he drove himself into her? 193 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,471 "Had he lied about loving her? 194 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:22,374 "Lied about her being the only one? 195 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,878 "Lied about never lying? 196 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,480 "The only thing that distracted her from these thoughts 197 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:31,583 "was the soft skin of Penelope’s breasts and belly 198 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:35,855 "as Martha slowly kissed her way down to the hairy warmth 199 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,523 between the young maid's legs." 200 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:02,781 Who should I make it out to? 201 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,951 The Chemist. 202 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:09,287 You're a good writer. 203 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,456 That's very kind of you. 204 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,092 Got some real potential. 205 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,655 Tell the publishing houses for me, would you? 206 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,646 You said you were going to come in for the reading. 207 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:38,816 Your books gross me out. 208 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,485 It grosses you out to hear your wife talk about sex? 209 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:44,056 Yes, especially this book. 210 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,824 I can't look at a $1 bill or Mount Rushmore anymore 211 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:49,660 without wantin' to puke. 212 00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:50,828 How many books did you sell? 213 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:53,399 - One. - For fuck's sake. 214 00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:55,401 I would've just bought a book from you at home, 215 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:56,501 and we could've skipped this bullshit. 216 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,737 It's not bullshit. 217 00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,171 It's my dream. 218 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,839 What do you want from me, belle? 219 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,051 I'm here, aren't I? I agreed to puttin' up 220 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,844 a big chunk of our retirement for this dumb book tour, 221 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,680 during which we've sold six books. 222 00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:09,824 You want me to support your dream? 223 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,517 Here I am, supporting the fuck out of it. 224 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,021 And I'm grateful. 225 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,356 But can't you see I'm doing it for both of us? 226 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,025 I could be the next Danielle Steel. 227 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,194 She's worth a billion dollars. 228 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,195 How many times has she been married? 229 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,864 Four, maybe five. 230 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:29,268 Well, I guess then there's one way you could be like her. 231 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,712 Let's go back to the hotel and freshen up 232 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,548 and then watch the sunset from muse. 233 00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:45,651 I hear it's beautiful. 234 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,552 Do you want me to suck some cock while I'm in there? 235 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,055 What? No. 236 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,333 Then why are you asking me to go to a homo bar 237 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:55,294 and do something totally gay like watch the fucking sunset? 238 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,128 I wanna do something actually fun, 239 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,197 like the haunted dune tour. 240 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,533 Sounds scary, I don't wanna have nightmares. 241 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,536 I need my sleep before the next tour stop in the vineyard. 242 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,238 You know why I'm really so angry at you? 243 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,540 It's not the stupid book tour 244 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,876 or the fact that you write about sex all day 245 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,577 but haven't touched my dick in two years. 246 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,578 It's that you're weak 247 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,579 and scared 248 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,882 and boring. 249 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:19,418 I'm the same as I was when you married me 40 years ago. 250 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,253 Well, I was at work for those 40 years. 251 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:21,920 Now that I have to be with you all the time, 252 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:25,091 it's intolerable. 253 00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,858 I hear they have great calamari! 254 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,073 Hey. 255 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,575 Pretty cool color on your nails. 256 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,676 You mind if I join you? 257 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,513 What are you, a hustler? 258 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,548 I wrote a book about a hustler 259 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,783 who ends up sleeping with the head of the KGB 260 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,953 and then becomes head of the CIA. 261 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,189 That sounds awesome. 262 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,690 I'd like to read that. 263 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,693 I'll send you a copy. 264 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:04,130 You're wasting your time with me, I'm married. 265 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,463 Wait. 266 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,965 I know you. 267 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:08,800 You're the author that was doing the reading 268 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,302 at the bookstore, right? 269 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,472 - Were you there? - Uh, well, no. 270 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,474 They, uh... they don't let me in there anymore 271 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,143 after I stole the, uh, "screenplay for dummies" book 272 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:18,910 a while hack, but, uh, 273 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:20,412 I saw you through the window. 274 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,248 You write too? 275 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,217 Ah, sometimes, but not like you. 276 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,554 You're, like, a real published author. 277 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,057 Self-published. 278 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,558 Hey, I mean, 279 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,231 just finishing a book's a big deal, right? 280 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,065 Let me buy you a drink. 281 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,566 Yeah. 282 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:43,069 I know they say that anyone can be a writer, 283 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:45,737 because all you have to do is sit down and write, 284 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,505 but that doesn't make you a writer any more 285 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,084 than a kid playing catch is a ballplayer 286 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,477 or a sperm donor is a dad. 287 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,745 I know I'm not the greatest writer in the world. 288 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:57,416 I mean, a lot of my stuff is schlock, but... 289 00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:58,684 I'm a writer, I know I am. 290 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,017 I can't stop. 291 00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:02,488 Even if it wrecks my marriage, 292 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,189 even if I go broke doing it, 293 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,524 even if I never sell a book, 294 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,259 it's who I am. 295 00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:12,030 Can I ask you a question? 296 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,700 Do you have any cocaine? 297 00:17:14,766 --> 00:17:17,536 I always wanted to try it, and you look like a drug addict. 298 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,205 No offense. 299 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,872 Oh, none taken. 300 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,208 - 'Cause I am. - Mm. 301 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:25,711 But, um, no, no coke. But... 302 00:17:25,777 --> 00:17:27,846 I've got something better. 303 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:09,221 Give me a bloody mary 304 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,323 Hey, dude, you don't look good. 305 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,492 I feel sick. 306 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:16,895 I think that bitch Karen gave me bronchitis or something. 307 00:18:16,928 --> 00:18:18,730 You sure? 'Cause she says 308 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,044 she hasn't been sick in a while. 309 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:34,078 I'm gonna puke. 310 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,320 I'm so happy. 311 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,288 Uh, yeah, that's the drugs. 312 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,456 Then I want more. 313 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,157 Yeah, you see, 314 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:20,826 it doesn't really work that way. 315 00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:22,961 First time's the best, and then, uh, 316 00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:23,562 you end up chasing that high forever, 317 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:26,632 and you never catch it. 318 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,133 That's some bullshit. 319 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,166 Mm-hmm. 320 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,904 Uh, you know, I, uh... 321 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,574 I know someone that can give you something else. 322 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,084 Something that can make you happy forever. 323 00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:38,308 How come you're not taking it? 324 00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:43,482 - 'Cause it's, uh... - It's not for me. 325 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,684 It only works for people like you. 326 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,686 Artists. 327 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,362 We've been waitin' half an hour. 328 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,597 I wanted to read this first. 329 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,433 You have talent. 330 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,610 - Thank you. - Took everything in me 331 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,869 not to rub one out during that threesome 332 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,274 with George and Martha and Ben Franklin. 333 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,874 I've always found heavier-set men 334 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,955 to be extremely attractive. 335 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:16,114 Mickey tell you what I'm offering? 336 00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,215 Making all my dreams come true. 337 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,216 - I'm in. - You wanna know about 338 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,386 The side effects? 339 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:21,452 I know I'm talented. 340 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,691 The pills create certain cravings. 341 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,192 And they cause aggression 342 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,861 even in the subjects with positive results. 343 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,364 I could use a little of that too. 344 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,866 According to my husband. 345 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,869 Please, I need this. 346 00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:42,641 The effects are temporary. 347 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,045 You're gonna have to keep taking them as it wears off. 348 00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:48,245 And you're gonna have to stick around 349 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,882 and agree to let me study you. 350 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,084 Whatever it takes... 351 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:58,524 To finding my destiny. 352 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,268 You've reached Ray. Leave a message. 353 00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:36,428 Asshole. 354 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:56,875 Good morning. 355 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,447 What's wrong with you? 356 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,880 I wrote a book last night. 357 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,215 A whole book, and it's... 358 00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:07,886 It's beautiful. 359 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,888 Bullshit. 360 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,122 Let me see. 361 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,561 You didn't write this. 362 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,329 What? 363 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:18,730 Yes, I did. 364 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,231 It's good. 365 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,235 - Yes, I did. - You couldn't have. 366 00:23:25,236 --> 00:23:27,237 I went out and danced 367 00:23:27,238 --> 00:23:28,674 and took methamphetamine 368 00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:31,241 and met a chemist and had the time of my life! 369 00:23:31,242 --> 00:23:33,243 And then I came home, and I wrote this! 370 00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:35,412 Where the fuck were you? 371 00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:36,848 I went to the dunes tour, 372 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:38,850 and I got drunk, 373 00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:40,728 and I met a woman who doesn't dress like a schoolteacher, 374 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,329 and I fucked her right there in the sand 375 00:23:42,353 --> 00:23:44,155 until we passed out. 376 00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:47,058 Then we woke up and fucked again. 377 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,895 Now I'm gonna take a shower. 378 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:52,063 I'm gonna pack my things. 379 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:52,898 I'm gonna go over to the Red Inn. 380 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,175 I'm gonna fuck her for a third time. 381 00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,001 Because this marriage... 382 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,703 is over. 383 00:24:02,273 --> 00:24:03,542 What? 384 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,577 You got something you wanna say? 385 00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:10,380 Ah! 386 00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:35,073 What was the feeling exactly? 387 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:40,045 I don't know. Rage? 388 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:43,882 Like Braveheart or a beast of the wild. 389 00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:45,226 But that's not what made me attack him. 390 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,986 What was it? 391 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:50,821 Thirst. 392 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,992 I could smell his blood through his skin. 393 00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:55,202 I was gonna die if I didn't drink it. 394 00:24:55,226 --> 00:24:57,662 Fascinating. 395 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,831 Not surprising, but fascinating. 396 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:01,332 You knew this was going to happen? 397 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:05,103 After the rages, 398 00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:07,606 the apes would drink the blood of their kills. 399 00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:09,908 When we autopsied the ones before they drank, 400 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,509 we noticed a depletion of sodium, potassium, 401 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:14,746 calcium, and magnesium in their blood. 402 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:18,584 I wasn't sure it'd have the same effect on humans, but... 403 00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,251 makes sense that it would. 404 00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:21,763 Am I going to have to keep drinking blood 405 00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:23,922 to keep writing like that? 406 00:25:26,357 --> 00:25:28,477 Would that stop you from continuing to take the pills? 407 00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:37,603 What happened after you drank from your husband? 408 00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:41,607 I, uh, sat down and... 409 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,611 wrote the first 50 pages of part two of my book. 410 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:48,614 I didn't even care about Ray. 411 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,782 I just had to write. 412 00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,618 First things first, 413 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:54,291 you got to get rid of your husband's body. 414 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:00,058 Come on. 415 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,727 Mm. 416 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:08,499 Ah! 417 00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:13,237 No, no, no, no, no! Back, back, back. 418 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,905 Jesus. 419 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:15,907 Ew. 420 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:27,584 Did your hair all fall out on its own? 421 00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:29,220 Most of it. 422 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,421 I shaved the rest. 423 00:26:31,422 --> 00:26:33,423 Otherwise I'd look like Riff Raff from "Rocky Horror." 424 00:26:33,424 --> 00:26:34,893 Your skin is looking rather creamy. 425 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,728 Probably a form of anemia. 426 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:39,230 How's your temper? 427 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,066 Have you shown any aggression towards anyone? 428 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,067 No. 429 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,535 I'm a fucking Buddhist. 430 00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:47,706 I wanna be like Bono and use my music to help people. 431 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:49,875 I need more pills. 432 00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:51,108 The dose you gave me must have been too low. 433 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:54,379 I have never felt a jones like this before. 434 00:26:54,412 --> 00:26:57,215 I told you, I set the protocol. 435 00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:59,283 And you don't get another pill until day five. 436 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,519 It's day three. 437 00:27:01,552 --> 00:27:02,721 What did you do to me? 438 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:03,889 Why is this happening to me? 439 00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:05,891 Please, give me a fix. 440 00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:07,292 Just one more pill. 441 00:27:07,358 --> 00:27:08,736 You're part of a very important study. 442 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,063 And you volunteered for it. 443 00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:12,964 Honestly, I don't know what's happening to you 444 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:14,465 or what comes next. 445 00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:16,634 All I know is, no more pills for two days. 446 00:27:16,702 --> 00:27:18,804 And if I die before then? 447 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,372 I'm freezing cold. I can't stop shivering. 448 00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:21,807 Is that supposed to happen? 449 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,641 It's October. 450 00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:26,611 You're wearing a light Jacket. 451 00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,446 Go get yourself a proper fucking coat. 452 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:46,765 I'm diggin'' the look. 453 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:50,001 Vampire Michael Stipe. 454 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:52,103 Or anorexic Uncle Fester? 455 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:56,507 You want a tattoo? 456 00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:57,275 I do them in the back. 457 00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:58,944 I could give you bat wings 458 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:01,412 or, like, a grim reaper dancing on your arm. 459 00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:02,413 I need a coat. 460 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:04,348 And I don't have a lot of money. 461 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,349 I got just the thing. 462 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:08,253 These look expensive. 463 00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:11,256 They were, in the '80s. 464 00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:13,357 All the fashion gays from New York and Boston 465 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:16,360 came out here to let their dicks and rainbow flags fly. 466 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,862 Then they all died and left behind closets 467 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:20,098 full of this high-fashion stuff. 468 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:21,531 When the straight yuppies moved into town, 469 00:28:21,532 --> 00:28:25,535 they cleaned out the closets and donated all of it to us. 470 00:28:25,536 --> 00:28:28,940 I was hoping to sell a few for Halloween, but no takers. 471 00:28:28,974 --> 00:28:31,442 I'll basically give one to you if you take it off my hands. 472 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,247 You don't look well. 473 00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:11,082 Would you pray with me? 474 00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:12,750 Yeah. 475 00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:58,563 Awesome costume, dude. 476 00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:17,715 The candy's in the... 477 00:30:17,748 --> 00:30:19,050 Come in. 478 00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:23,453 What happened? 479 00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:27,768 It states in section four of the contract you signed 480 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:29,094 to be a part of the study 481 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:30,204 that you have complete confidentiality 482 00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:32,597 for anything you say in here. 483 00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:34,933 I was in the cemetery, and I... 484 00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:36,935 I don't know what happened. 485 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:38,103 I'm a vegan. 486 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:40,271 I don't even eat those Impossible Burgers, 487 00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:42,273 but the thirst for her was too much. 488 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:44,109 How much blood did you drink? 489 00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:46,011 I don't fucking know! 490 00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:47,512 I killed her! 491 00:30:47,578 --> 00:30:49,456 She asked me to pray with her, and I killed her! 492 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,682 Did you feel anger, rage? 493 00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:52,783 Yes. Why? 494 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:53,850 You drank the blood 495 00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:56,254 'cause the pills create a deficiency. 496 00:30:56,287 --> 00:30:59,991 You felt the rage because you now hate everyone. 497 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,692 Why? 498 00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:04,529 I told you, I'm a pacifist. 499 00:31:04,595 --> 00:31:06,073 You hate everyone because you now know 500 00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:08,033 the truth about yourself. 501 00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:09,267 You're not talented. 502 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,202 You don't have what it takes. 503 00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:18,776 The talented ones need the blood, 504 00:31:18,809 --> 00:31:20,946 but their rage comes from their arrogance 505 00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:23,048 and certainty that they're better than everyone. 506 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:26,784 The rage of the untalented is much darker, more intense. 507 00:31:26,817 --> 00:31:29,554 You hate the world for giving you dreams that were too big. 508 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,523 Back up, motherfucker. 509 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:37,828 Never come back here again. 510 00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:40,230 Don't worry, I'm sure you'll have plenty of company soon. 511 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:43,501 Soon as word gets out about what I'm sellin' here, 512 00:31:43,534 --> 00:31:44,901 every asshole whose mother told him he could be 513 00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:47,404 the next Elvis or Tyler Perry 514 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,239 gonna take a chance on that little black pill. 515 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,510 Nine out of ten of 'em are gonna end up just like you. 516 00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:54,212 Now, get the fuck out my house. 517 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:08,326 Ugh. 518 00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:14,764 Hey, dude. 519 00:32:14,765 --> 00:32:16,501 Never mix tequila and merlot. 520 00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:38,456 You wanna try that on? 521 00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:41,126 I don't know, perhaps. 522 00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:43,128 I'm looking to create an entirely new closet, 523 00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:45,295 a whole new look. 524 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,463 New guy in your life? 525 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,465 Mm, no, I like to play the field, 526 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:50,635 preferably with multiple players. 527 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:54,138 I left my husband a few winters ago. 528 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,640 Left him in pieces on the beach. 529 00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:58,309 Just kidding. 530 00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:00,945 I killed my last boyfriend. 531 00:33:00,978 --> 00:33:04,481 He could bang me pretty good, but he was boring as fuck. 532 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,042 So I drank him dry and burned the body. 533 00:33:06,984 --> 00:33:08,819 How long you been on the pill? 534 00:33:08,886 --> 00:33:10,655 Two years. You? 535 00:33:10,721 --> 00:33:11,956 Couple of months. 536 00:33:11,989 --> 00:33:13,958 What's motivating the new look? 537 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:15,960 I always thought that a woman should pick a look 538 00:33:15,993 --> 00:33:18,463 before she turns 40 and stick with it. 539 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:21,499 For men, it's 50. And I did that 540 00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:22,709 But lately I've been thinking that that's a rule 541 00:33:22,733 --> 00:33:25,136 for people with no second act. 542 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,980 I've published six "New York Times" best sellers 543 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,673 in the past two years, 544 00:33:28,739 --> 00:33:30,379 one that was turned into a film franchise. 545 00:33:31,742 --> 00:33:33,178 "The Heart is the Bitterest Root," 546 00:33:33,244 --> 00:33:35,113 I love those movies. 547 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:37,282 What about you, dear? 548 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:38,459 How does your little black pill-driven greatness 549 00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:40,350 express itself? 550 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,320 Tattoos. 551 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:44,822 And these. 552 00:33:44,855 --> 00:33:46,324 Oh, my! How convenient. 553 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,858 I must have a set! 554 00:33:48,859 --> 00:33:49,527 I can arrange that. 555 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,961 Step into my office. 556 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:54,365 After, we can give you a wardrobe makeover. 557 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,501 Mm, I'm belle of the ball. 558 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:17,788 $5 cover. 559 00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:20,024 It's drag night. We gotta pay the performers. 560 00:34:24,962 --> 00:34:26,164 Wanna check my ID? 561 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:29,167 Nah. You're good. 562 00:34:33,804 --> 00:34:35,506 Thank you! We're gonna take a short break 563 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:37,675 Before our next performer! 564 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,322 Drag is an art form. 565 00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:52,422 I am a professional. 566 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,659 You three... 567 00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:55,759 straight boys in bad wigs. 568 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,594 Pfft! 569 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,340 You know, men have been performing in women's clothing 570 00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:01,332 since the time of the Greeks. 571 00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:04,269 You all just appropriated it for gay culture. 572 00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:05,936 Speak for yourself, dude. 573 00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:09,106 I don't give two shits who's appropriate or not appropriate. 574 00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:10,651 All I know is, I can make more doin' this than painting houses 575 00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:12,777 or stealing from my grandmother. 576 00:35:12,843 --> 00:35:14,779 My problem with you is, 577 00:35:14,845 --> 00:35:17,282 you're the ugliest fuckin' woman I ever seen. 578 00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:20,785 And your drag name is awful. 579 00:35:20,851 --> 00:35:22,452 Patty O'Furniture. 580 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,289 That's an awesome name. 581 00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:25,399 And why in the hell do you think people 582 00:35:25,423 --> 00:35:26,956 want to be thinkin' of some suburban deck chair 583 00:35:26,957 --> 00:35:28,625 while you perform for them? 584 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,294 Look at me! 585 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:32,763 I'm Crystal Decanter. 586 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,800 I ooze elegance and shine. 587 00:35:35,866 --> 00:35:37,511 I don't know why y'all are tryin' to read him 588 00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:38,303 when y'all are just as bad as he is, 589 00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:39,770 probably worse. 590 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:43,274 Next up, Patty O'Furniture. 591 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:44,474 Oh, fuck my life. 592 00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:46,811 Don't even try to upstage me, asswipe. 593 00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:49,479 What a loser. 594 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,217 Boo! 595 00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,219 - Break a nail, whore. - Yeah. 596 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:55,652 The only thing he's gonna break is his heels. 597 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,788 - Loser. - Ugh, girrrl. 598 00:36:17,074 --> 00:36:19,277 - Boo, boo! - Awful! 599 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:32,790 Tell 'em, girlfriend! 600 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:43,968 You suck! 601 00:37:01,852 --> 00:37:04,389 Loser! 602 00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:43,994 What is it? 603 00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:45,363 Does it matter? 604 00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:48,599 Goes down easy and gets you high. 605 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:52,937 Uh-huh. 606 00:37:58,008 --> 00:38:00,511 You don't belong in here... 607 00:38:00,545 --> 00:38:02,446 doing this... 608 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,114 dressed like that. 609 00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:07,283 I've got a nose for talent. 610 00:38:07,284 --> 00:38:08,785 Why is a young man of your gifts 611 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,921 lip-synching in drag 612 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,424 on the cock tip of Cape Cod in the winter? 613 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,292 I'm a playwright. 614 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,628 I sweet-talked the owner of the playhouse in town 615 00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:19,764 into putting on one of my plays. 616 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:22,600 I rented a place, I moved out here, 617 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:26,103 I started casting, and then the guy just... 618 00:38:26,136 --> 00:38:27,772 disappeared. 619 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:28,072 Not a trace of him. 620 00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:29,774 Oh. 621 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,041 What'd he look like? 622 00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:34,143 Like, six feet tall, chubby, 623 00:38:34,144 --> 00:38:36,381 kind of red face all the time. 624 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:38,649 Why, have you seen him? 625 00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:47,492 No. 626 00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:54,665 I'm doin' this drag thing just to pay for food, 627 00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:55,966 pack of smokes. 628 00:38:58,068 --> 00:38:59,504 I'm bad at it. 629 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,506 I know I'm bad at it. 630 00:39:01,572 --> 00:39:04,108 I just feel like an engine that won't turn over. 631 00:39:04,141 --> 00:39:07,778 I just... I turn the key, and I click, click, click, 632 00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:10,114 and I can't catch. 633 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,187 What's that? 634 00:39:18,188 --> 00:39:21,626 It's your new starter switch. 635 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:23,861 It's the highway to your true self. 636 00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:29,700 Fuck it. 637 00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:59,396 What did you give me? 638 00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:02,833 What do you feel? 639 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:04,401 Unstoppable. Unafraid. 640 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:07,404 Furious. 641 00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:12,242 And starving. 642 00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:14,178 Let's go get you fed 643 00:40:14,211 --> 00:40:17,515 and get a little revenge at the same time. 644 00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:20,751 Yeah. 645 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,990 All of these ladies have found themselves 646 00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:28,493 in a dead heat for first. 647 00:40:28,526 --> 00:40:30,093 I would do so much better 648 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,761 than all these bitches on this show. 649 00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:33,831 Can we please watch something else? 650 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:35,264 I told you straight boys, 651 00:40:35,265 --> 00:40:38,202 if you want makeup tips from Ms. Crystal, 652 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:41,438 you pay for the pizza, and we watch what I wanna watch. 653 00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:43,273 I kind of like this show. 654 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:44,942 High fuckin' drama, you know? 655 00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:46,487 Please put on a hockey game before I start singin' 656 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:48,546 "The Wizard of Oz" and thinkin' about dick 657 00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:55,052 Can we help you? 658 00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:56,362 If you're gonna make it in this business, 659 00:40:56,386 --> 00:40:58,364 you might want to camp it up a little bit more, sweetheart. 660 00:40:58,388 --> 00:41:01,124 Though I do like her wig. 661 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,427 Oh, I'm not one of you. 662 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:05,262 Ugh. 663 00:41:05,295 --> 00:41:08,098 Ugh, well, no wonder you have no sparkle. 664 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,300 Gettin' advice from that sultan of snore. 665 00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:11,969 Lock the door. 666 00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:14,639 Ah! 667 00:41:28,318 --> 00:41:29,319 Retreat! 668 00:41:34,124 --> 00:41:35,125 Hiyah! 669 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,596 Ugh. 670 00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:43,601 You can't win 'em all. 671 00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:46,436 I'm full anyway. 672 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:47,838 What do we do now? 673 00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:49,674 Now... 674 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:50,975 we go write. 675 00:42:12,162 --> 00:42:15,032 Okay, it's okay. 676 00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:19,704 Okay. 46954

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