All language subtitles for Age Before Beauty.S01E05.Episode .1.5.MTB

- Bel might be having an affair.
- Why would you think that?

Will you let me do something
Wes can't or won't do?

Yeah.

Will you let me invest
in the business?

Whatever happened to that PT?
Have you stopped seeing her?

No! Yeah!

Can't help wondering why my
boyfriend cheated on his wife.

What about her? Has she
ever cheated on you?

Absolutely not. No way.

He's cheated. She's cheated.

It's not this perfect marriage.

So he can stop feeling
guilty and end it.

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

..Who's the fairest of them all?

Age before beauty?

Pearls before swine?

Handsome Prince Charming.

Will you be mine?

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Are we ready, girls?

Are you ready, Wes?

♪ Acting snide, took me for a
ride Putting it all about ♪

♪ Now you're caught
offside, no place to hide ♪

♪ Too bad you got found out ♪

♪ So you're out of luck,
you're all stitched up ♪

♪ Honey, it's payback night ♪

♪ It's the biter bit,
so take that hit ♪

♪ Don't it just serve you right? ♪

♪ Did you really think that
you could get away with it? ♪

♪ Really think you could
get away with it? ♪

♪ Really think I wouldn't
make you pay for it? ♪

♪ Really think that you
could get away with it? ♪

♪ Did you really think that
you could get away with it? ♪

♪ Really think that you
could get away with it? ♪

♪ Really think I wouldn't
make you pay for it? ♪

♪ Really think that you
could get away with it? ♪

- 'Sup, pal?
- Oh, Jesus!

Guilty conscience?

Want to tell me about it?

- I'm sorry.
- Hm?

Ignore me.

Oh, what a nightmare, I go
red just thinking about it.

Argh!

- I'm so, I'm so sorry...
- It's fine, honestly, I'm fine.

- Let me get you a tissue.
- Really?

Oh, my God!

- Ugh.
- Oh, God!

Say it.

You absolute arsehole?
You number one knob-end?

I'm happy they stitched you up?
You hundy p deserved it?

Just don't tell Bel I know.

I swore, didn't I? Total zip-it.

You know what gets me?

I was finally going to come clean
and go back to her. But now?

You're pissed off because
she went behind your back?

I know I've no right, but...
Bel, of all people?

- I just thought she was...
- What?

Better than me.

OK, where were we?

Do you mind if we don't?

OK.

Yeah, I just... I want to
make sure it's what you want.

And that you won't
have second thoughts.

Are you kidding me?
I booked the room.

And you've had a lot to drink.

And I'm not sure
it's the right time.

I get it.

Here's a bint, well
past her shag-by date!

- 30 years since a guy's seen her naked.
- Except for Wes.

And he's no choice, we're
married, so it's in the contract.

And I would love
to see you naked.

OK, great.

So, let's just... let's
just get it over with?

But I don't want to just
"get it over with," Bel.

I want us to take our time.

When we make love...

..I want it to be amazing.

So, let's wait.

Til you're really, really ready.

Oh... OK?

OK.

So this is just to
be going on with.

I've commissioned Wes to build
me a special display unit,

you know, once he
gets a spare minute.

- Whenever that might be.
- Well, don't you know?

I don't have his schedule
every minute of every day.

Weird.

Teddy and I always know
what each other's up to.

But then you do have
the kind of marriage

the rest of us could
only dream of.

Well, what can I say?
Look and learn.

Remind me, do we ever
get actual products?

As opposed to empty bottles?

It's all under control.

OK. How... to... make...

..my... own...

..beauty... products.

I mean, who can be arsed with
all this "trial-and-error",

"create-your-own-blend"
bollocks?

It's all about the packaging!

So, what you do is nip down
t'wholesalers, bulk-buy

any old face cream and
whack yer own label on it.

Peasy!

- Hi, honey.
- Come on.

Erm, can we talk bees?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

So, the good news!

I'm ready to start the
next phase of development.

- Of the produits.
- Uh-huh.

- Which you did say you would fund...
- Yeah, I did.

And as soon as you've done the
business plan and mission statement.

The what?

You just whizz them over
and we are good to go.

Sure.

Right. Good.

Cool.

Genius.

What?

Business plan? It's
never going to happen.

So you'll never have to shell out.
Maestro.

OK, break it to me.

I'm getting a Bro-zilian, right?

If you insist. We're here because
there's someone I want you to meet.

Mum, this is Tyler.

So, what's your USP?

- Sorry?
- Mum!

Well, he's never let
me meet anyone before.

I'm honoured!

- You must really mean a lot to him.
- I hope so.

Enough.

- Bel in?
- With a client. Can I help?

Sure.

You can tell me how I
went from loving the wife

and feeling sorry for the
girlfriend to wishing

the pair of 'em would fall off a cliff!
And me along with 'em!

Mate, aren't you
being a bit OTT?

I mean, you assume that Bel knows
about the bit-on-the-side...

And vice versa.

..but you don't actually know.

Good point.

- Right, Claire, see you next week.
- Bye.

I've, er, just come to
measure for Leanne's unit.

- Great. She's in the staffroom.
- Yeah.

So here's the thing, I was
thinking about fitness, y'know?

- As you do!
- Fitness?

- PTs.
- PTs?

Yeah, I wondered, what do you
think about us getting fit?

I mean, together?

I mean, like, hiring a PT
and doing joint sessions?

Wow, erm...

Can I tell you a secret?

I've actually had a
couple of sessions.

With your PT.

Yeah, I found her card,
I called her direct,

and, well, to be honest...

Yeah?

It wasn't great.

In fact, I actually
used a false name,

you know, in case I
didn't like her?

Cos I didn't want you feeling
awkward if you wanted

- to carry on seeing her, so...
- A false name?

Yeah, I mean, obviously
I would've owned up

- if the sessions had gone well.
- But they didn't?

We just didn't click.

So I won't book her again.
How about you?

No.

I think probably not.

Hi, this Lorelei Bailey, PT,
please leave a message.

Hey there, handsome!

What can I do for you?

- I just wanted to get that over with.
- She's cool.

And now do I get to meet Dad?

Er... yeah.

That's, er, more complicated.

It's just a sketch, but is
this the sort of thing?

Did you just read my mind? Hm?
Don't make a habit of it!

What, would I be shocked?

I doubt it! Haven't we
always had a "thing"?

- "Thing"?
- Connection?

Right, well, I'll just go
and get some materials.

Leanne Roxton Business Plan?

Looking for short cuts?

'Scuse me?

Ask someone who's had the
same idea, done the research,

- developed the products.
- And who would that be?

Me. 20 years ago.

Remember? "Bel Finch Beauty"?
All set to go.

And what happened?

Well, I got pregnant. Gave it up.
Became a mum.

Oh, my God.

How have we ever managed
without you all those years!

So, this guy, your dad, he
never even knew you existed?

Till two years ago.

And Mum was like, "Don't meet
him." But obviously, I did.

Obviously. And?

You know the way you feel like
you're some kind of freak?

No.

Just me, then? So, I meet this
guy, and it's like, whoa!

Missing piece.

Dead supportive. Dead discreet.

Bee'd enough to bail me out
when I go shopaholic-crazy.

But then it starts to get weird.

- He, er, he asks me...
- What?

To find him a bird.

_

This is Padme.

Right.

Padme's a friend, a really good friend.
She got used, as bait.

"Bait."

So that Han could cheat
on his wife, Leia.

OK.

So that Vader, my dad, could
steal Leia for himself.

What the f...

But what you need to know
is, Vader's not all bad.

Because he's worshipped
Leia for, like, for ever,

and he's waited his moment, and,
finally, he's almost there.

But what you have to believe is, I
never meant for anyone to get hurt,

least of all Padme,
or Leia, or Han.

And especially not you.

- Because if I'd known...
- How could you not know?

How could you think
that pimping a friend

and breaking up a marriage does
anything other than totally suck?

I don't know what I thought.

I just wanted to impress my
dad, I wanted to help him.

And cashish didn't come into it?

Cashish saved my life.

I had loan sharks
on the doorstep.

He literally made
it all go away.

Huh! OK, now you've
done the same thing.

How?

You've literally
made me go away.

And I don't blame you, but Ty!

I've been trying to tell you
this since the beauty show,

and the thing is, there's...

More.

- Teddy Bear?
- Yes?

Do we really need a
silly business plan?

It's not for my benefit.

- Oh good, so...
- But for yours, yes.

Because I know why
you're avoiding it.

Because the scale of your
ambition is so massive,

you can't even admit
it to yourself.

And I want you to admit it.

Because I want you to get

what an awesome business
brain you have, Leanne.

Oh, right.

OK, then.

I'm sorry it's all
turned to shit.

For who?

For both of us.

Are you comparing your
two-week shag-fest

with a guy you barely know

with my complete and utter
investment in a guy

who was everything
that I ever wanted?

I know it was only two weeks,
but it felt like the real deal.

Did he buy you bed linen?
Did he buy you a Teasmade?

Did he tell you you
made him feel 18 again?

He is 18! And he said
I made him feel safe.

I thought we'd
grow old together.

I felt like I'd come home.

Same.

And now I think, who
was that person?

Capable of wrecking
someone's marriage?

That person was me, and I need
to wipe her out and start again.

How?

- Does he know?
- No-one knows.

So, you're just... walking away?
And never coming back?

All I know is this mess,
these last few months...

..I'm... I'm done with it.

- Never talk to me about it again. Yeah?
- OK. Sure.

I won't.

Bel and Teddy?

Have we been at the
'shrooms again?

Oh, right, cos I'm the last
person to spot the signs.

After years of trying to ignore
them in my sneavy, snivey husband?

Or is it because it's Bel,

and she's your precious, you can't
believe she'd stoop so low?

Can you?

How's the latest figures?

- Looking healthy.
- That's good to know.

Can you get out this afternoon?
I want to take you somewhere.

Where?

- Thought about getting a mentor?
- What?

Someone who's been there,
done that, got the clout

- and can give you some advice.
- I really don't think I need...

Leanne. Trust me. You do.

Well, who?

Does Teddy know you're here?

Oh, bless him! He's
so protective,

and he always wants
to be involved.

But you know how it is.

We girls need to stand
on our own two feet.

Your secret's safe with me.

This is where we do the
body-shaping procedures,

fat harvesting, laser lipo.

Here is our hair renewal clinic.

Down there is the wellness zone.

So I get that you
have ideas, ambition.

What's been holding you back?

- Er, my sister.
- Oh.

She's like, oh-my-God,
Miss Conservative.

Whereas me, I'm an innovator.

I'm all about the
where-do-we-go-from-here?

And would Teddy support you?
Could he underwrite you?

Because there are gaps in the
market, if you know where to look.

Oh, would you happen
to know of any?

Well, there is something
which occurs to me.

It's a new kind of
concept, just taking off.

But it really requires a
unique kind of vision.

In the words of Britney, hit me!

Going somewhere?

Picking up stock.

Heidi, take over.

Breaking news! Breaking news!

Business plan, done and dusted.

Mission statement? Check.

Gap in the market? Check.

Genius idea? Check and mate.

Yeah? Maybe give
it a few months?

What?

Just take your time. Make sure
it's really what you want.

It is!

Then it'll still be there
in six months' time.

And you'll be better prepped.

Trust me.

Can I pick your brains a sec?

- About?
- Next step.

How I play it? Do I
tell Bel the truth?

The whole truth? Suggest
we go for counselling?

Say nothing but vow to myself
to never fuck up again?

I mean, obviously, that's after
I've called it with Lorelei.

Which I am about to do.

And, yeah, I know we've
been here before but...

Y'know what, mate?

Who am I to give advice?

You give advice all the time.

Yeah, but at the end of the
day, what makes me the expert?

- Yeah, but...
- All I want is what's best for you.

And you know that better than I.

Wes.

Can you sacrifice your
ear-drums for ten minutes?

Of course he didn't mean it.

Ted's a clever guy, there'll
be method in his madness.

What method?

I dunno, like, a test?

Pushing you to see how
much you want it?

Getting you to stand
on your own two feet?

Really?

And you can. You know you can.
You're tenacious.

Am I?

Absolutely.

So, you believe in me?

Totally.

Thank you.

Why are we here?

SHE GIGGLES I feel
like a teenager.

That's the idea.

This is the bench.

Which?

We came here one night.

We sat right here.

- We did! Oh, my God.
- And you said...

- "Aren't you going to ask me out?"
- And I said...

"I think my mate fancies you."

And then you said...

"Why did you tell me that"?

Why would you?

Because I thought,

once you knew who my mate was,
you'd probably prefer him.

- So you never asked me.
- And he did.

And I said yes.

So I never knew.

If I'd had the guts
to ask you first...

Would I have said yes?

Would you?

I don't know.

Maybe.

Probably.

Come on.

My friend's just had
to meet a client,

but we can have a
look round ourselves.

No, you're right.
Business first.

So he's keen?

Oh, hello, mustard? He's like,
"Babe, where do I sign?"

That's brilliant.

He totally gets my vision,

cos I'm like "Babe, the
more you look at it,

"the more this business is
right up my Champs Elysees!"

I get to create my own
unique brand and identity...

And be entirely independent
of your sister.

Totes!

- It's amazing.
- It's what I always thought you'd have.

Yeah, I thought so, too.

And I'm not sure
anyone ever got that.

What it took for you
to give up that dream.

Well, I had kids instead.

And you made it look so
easy, so no-one knew.

But I knew what it cost.

Especially as you hadn't meant to
get pregnant in the first place.

- Er, who told you that?
- You did.

One night, you got very drunk, and
said it was the worst possible timing.

Just when I was set to launch

my own product range.

- But that Wes insisted...
- Did I really say that?

You said he made it clear one
of you had to stay at home.

And it sure as hell
couldn't be him.

And do you know what?
It couldn't.

Tyler was always tricky, Lexie
was in and out of hospital.

So it did have to be me.

You've done your time, Bel.

Can't you just see yourself in
charge of something like this?

Eventually, yeah.

Why not now? Seriously.

Aren't you done with waiting?
I know I am.

I think we just have
to be realistic.

Do we? Or can we just be brave?

It's not that simple.

There's other people involved.

- We'd make it work.
- How?

That's not the question.

What is the question?

How much do we want it?

And do you have a
"significant other"?

No, I have a son.

- You?
- Just me and my Teddy Bear.

Oh, and the business.

But good for you, having it all.

Me and my sister, it was either
Domestic Drudgery or Cosmetic Bliss.

You know, I'm thinking, since we're
obvy on the same wavelength,

we should buddy up, you know,
kick a few ideas around?

Sounds interesting.

I mean, you're so out of my
sister's wavelength, it's untrue!

- Does it matter?
- Oh, it matters.

Bel Finch, I am so going to
wipe the floor with you!

In other words, nothing.

No kissing, no holding hands,
just walking and talking.

Walking and talking is
where it all starts.

I know what I'm on about.

I won't have her be the
last one to know. It sucks.

Was I really such a shit?

Oh, sack the penitence!
You know what you were.

Them days, there
wasn't a name for it.

Or, if there was, it was, er, more...
flattering.

"Sex addict" was never a compliment,
only in your warped little conk!

Could have walked away.

Yeah, could, woulda, shoulda.

But when you're hooked,
you're fucked!

Tell me about it!

♪ He'd fly through the air ♪

♪ With the greatest of ease... ♪

You knew it was me all this time
and you never said anything.

What, and spare you the guilt?

And 30 years of
wheeling me round?

Besides...

..why spoil a good thing?

When were you going to tell me?

Snapchat from La Paz?

So, this is it?

Did you want more?

No.

I feel bad about, how
it all turned out.

I don't want you thinking
it meant nothing.

What did it mean?

You were the first...
time that I ever...

- Cheated?
- Yes.

And I know that doesn't sound
like much of a compliment...

- No, it really doesn't.
- But it kind of is.

I want you to know it
wasn't just a fling.

I get it.

I think we're done here.

Goodbye, Chorlton. Hello, Rio!

♪ Movin' on up ♪

♪ Nothin' can stop me, yeah... ♪

What are you doing?

♪ Time to break free, nothing
can stop me, yeah! ♪

- Care to share?
- Nah.

Except to say I
have a new project.

And it's going to
be totes amaze-dog!

And I might never have had the
balls to do it had it not been for

the wisdom of Wesley, who
saw in me what others were

- too blind to notice.
- White Knight Wes? Who knew!

Well, I think if you cast
your mind back, you'll see

- the seed was always there.
- The seed?

Yeah, as in, always
had a thing for me?

As in, all know why
he married Bel?

- Hello? Do I need to spell it out?
- Appaz.

Because he couldn't
have you-know-who?

Didn't you say it was
the other way round?

- What? How would that work?
- Disney.

Saying I only married
Teddy because I...?

- No, that he only married you because...
- Disney!

OK, so, er, what've we missed?

- You tell me.
- I was just saying that...

Get on with your
homework, Disney!

What you've missed is
Leanne's big news.

Listen and weep.

All right, mate?

If I could just return
to the matter in hand?

I would like to announce to my
husband that the game is up.

- Game?
- I know what you were up to.

And all I can say is,

mission accomplished.

This lovely man explained to me
that Teddy Bear was only being mean

about my business plan because
he wanted me to go out

and prove him wrong.
Which I just did.

- What have you said?
- That she was amazing.

- Don't listen to everything he says!
- Oh... Why's that?

Maybe Uncle Ted did think
the plan was bobbins.

Er? What was that little smirk?
That the best you can do?

- Hey! All my life, you've wanted to be me!
- What?

Everything I got,
you had to have!

Including your
vivid imagination?

There's nothing you've got that
I couldn't have if I wanted.

Which I don't. Not your
spoilt, selfish brats.

Not your know-it-all,
been-there-done-that, smug-bitch,

look-who-sacrificed-their-brilliant-career-
for-my-darling-kids piffle!

I could've had a brilliant career
if one person had believed in me,

- which they didn't. Now they do.
- Teddy believed in you.

- Teddy told me I should play it safe.
- When did I say...?

You told me that I didn't
have a head for business.

What?

You told me that I shouldn't
worry about money

because life's too short
and who needs the stress?

That's a crime? To
want you to be happy?

I don't want to be happy!

- I want to be best!
- At what?

Cos we can want all we like, but
if all we do is sit on our arse

and whine that no-one
takes us seriously...

Who's whining now?

Seriously delusional!

In your corners. Now!

Get your hands off me!

- She started it. - I started it?
- You've always been jealous!

You're having an affair!

I'm what?

You heard!

I might've got the wrong end
of the stick there, Bel.

Since when?

- Isabelle!
- Yeah?

She kicked off.

But you should know better.

This is all your fault.

Why is it my fault?

And what've I told you about
stupid bloody football?

Homework!

Now what?

Just be grateful that bae
was spared this crew.

No.

I'm grateful that
they were spared.

He's a head-the-ball.

He's never coming near me again.

- Guess where I am?
- How are you doing?

To be honest, I feel like shit.

And really, really sad. Keep
looking round and thinking,

how many of these people are
cheating on their partners?

Even those you'd least expect.

Don't think like that.

- Does everybody cheat in the end?
- No.

I don't think everyone
cheats in the end.

Well, this one does.

Who does? Lols? Who does?

Oh, Christ.

- Are you all right?
- Yeah.

- Are you OK?
- Yeah.

- Are you sure?
- Sorry.

How soon could we...?

As soon as you like.

Come on. Come on. Come on!

Pick up!

Go away, you bastards. I
can't look old tonight!

Right, so, I know I'm a
fine one to talk but, er...

..sometimes it's
just not worth it.

You're right, Dad.

You're a fine one to talk.

Ted?

Teddy?

Oh, just answer it.

Can it wait? Teddy'll
be home soon.

We've got a lot to discuss.

Yeah, I think you have.

- Are you sure he's on his way home?
- Where else would he be?

- Ask your sister.
- Why would I do that?

You think you're so smart?

Think you know it all?

I used to think like that.

Till I learnt the hard way.

What did you learn?

Never take your
eye off the ball.

For the love of God!

You married her!

Course I did.

How else would I get
to stay in your life?

You know, on your wedding day

I stood there, best man,

watching you make your vows,

and thinking "It's not me.

"I know it's not me, but
please let her be happy.

"Let her life be full of
extraordinary moments.

"Life-changing,
heart-stopping...

"out of this world moments."

Has it been?

Sometimes.

Not for a while.

Not for a long time.

Yours?

Never.

Last week, you asked me
to go to bed with you.

And I said I wouldn't...

Thank you. Thank you.

..until it felt right.

You bastard!

Because when you've waited
30 years for something...

Five minutes? Hear me out.

Please?

You have every right to hate me.

I hate myself.

I hate what my dad's done.

But what I hate most of all

is the damage I've done to
all these innocent people.

- And I need to make it right.
- Whatever.

I'm telling you because, whatever
you might hear, from now on...

..I want you to know I did it
for all the right reasons.

Hi, Wesley.

You probably won't remember me,
I'm a friend of Lorelei's.

There is something
I need to explain.

- This, this is a joke, right?
- It's not a joke.

And I can prove it.

Leanne?

You busy?

Free as a bird.

Want to meet somewhere?

- Yeah, why not?
- Bar Negrito? 15?

_

So...

Here we are.

Minus our partners.

Left to our own devices.

Why did you call me?

I just needed to see
a friendly face.

And me.

How much do you know?

More than enough.

Would you mind if I just
went somewhere and...

What?

Lay next to you?

No.

I wouldn't mind.

I think I'd like it.

Hi, Sheila. This is Lorelei.

Leaving a message for Bel.

Can we meet?

That was amazing.

It was everything you
said it would be.

- And now?
- Now I need to go home.

- And tell Wes. - Yeah.
- What will you say?

That I wish I'd never met him.

That I wish you'd asked me first

because then none of
this would've happened.

And then you'll come back?

No.

I love him.

I didn't know I did
until just now.

I wish I didn't.

But I do.

Wes is having an affair.

I know.

You have one new message.

First new message.

Hi, Sheila. This is Lorelei.

Leaving a message for Bel.

Can we meet?

How long have you known?

Ages.

You?

Since the beginning.

I don't know how to
even begin to tell you.

There are no words vile enough for
the enormity of what I've done.

But I'd like to think not
everything about me is hateful.

You're a good trainer.

Apart from that?

You've made my life hell.

You took the one thing

that I was absolutely sure
of and you blew it apart.

So it's been really
easy to hate you.

And also really hard.

In another life, I think
we could be mates.

But it's this life and
I want you out of it.

And I asked you here to
tell you that I'm gone.

For good.

And to give you the chance to
say whatever you need to say.

Do you know what?

I'm done.

For what it's worth, I
think he still loves you.

And probably always did.

I wish you all the best.

Thank you.

You have one new message.

First new message.

Bel? Bel? It's me! You need
to get here right now!

You need to get to the salon!

Which butt-wig left
the wax-pot on?

- Why's everyone looking at me?
- Could've been a lot worse.

- Could it?
- Thank God for the sprinklers.

How long do we think the
repairs are going to take?

Couple of weeks?

Nightmare, yeah.

What are we going to
do about the clients?

Oh, Leanne said
something, what were it?

"Not to worry" and she's
"got it covered"?

How?

Bloody hell!

Oh, my God.

Well, how lucky is this?

Could it have come
at a better time?

Tell the clients it's business as
usual, just different location,

conveniently situated yards
from your front door.

So you would offer your
premises to our clients?

At a price. On my terms.

At my convenience.

And, let's face it, Bel,

it's a really generous offer
given the circumstances.

What circumstances?

Given that you don't
have a leg to stand on.

Meanwhile, you're all twiddling
your thumbs and I'm hiring.

So, who wants a job?

Whoo!

So, first, to Bel.

For showing me how not to do it.

Any of it. Ever.

To Teddy.

For showing me what I can
rely on and how good it feels

to go it alone.

And to Wesley.

For being in exactly the right
place at the right time,

with the right equipment.

So, today is where
it all changes.

And I would like you to
all raise your glasses...

..to me.

Bloody hell.

Cheers.

♪ Ooh-ohh ♪

♪ Ooh-ohh ooh-ohh ♪

♪ Ooh-ohh ♪

♪ Don't want this to be over ♪

♪ Don't want this to
be over, please ♪

♪ Time goes slow-mo ♪

♪ Don't want this to be over ♪

♪ Don't want this to be over. ♪