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I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time.
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Friendly faces everywhere.
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Humble folks
without temptation.
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Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.
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Ample parking day or night.
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People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!"
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Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.
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Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
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Timmy, Timmy,
liv-a-la, Timmy!
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Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.
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Today on
"The Maury Povich Show"...
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These poor, unfortunate people
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all have horrible
disfigurements.
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And you won't believe how we
exploit them for your amusement!
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That sounds pretty good.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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Hey, Kenny!
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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That's awesome, Kenny.
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Now, gosh darn it, fellas,
my name's not Kenny.
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- Kenny's dead.
- Okay, not-Kenny.
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I'm not gonna wear this coat
anymore neither.
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I should be able to be
you guys' friend
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without wearing
Kenny's old coat.
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Be quiet, not-Kenny.
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The Maury Povich freak show
is on.
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All right, then.
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Our next guest is a little girl
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who was born
without a midsection.
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Please welcome Damla Jones.
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Hello, Maury!
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Oh, sick, dude!
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You're a very brave little girl,
and I'm very proud of you.
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Thank you.
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Can you tell the audience
how miserable your life is?
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Uh, yes, it is.
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You're a cutie.
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Do the other kids at school
sometimes make fun of you?
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Sometimes.
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Do people sometimes stare
at you?
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Sometimes.
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Do they go, "Oh, gross.
What the hell is that thing"?
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Um, I don't know.
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Well, your mommy told us
you like to listen to music.
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Yes.
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Well, guess what, Damla.
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We're gonna give you
a $300 gift certificate
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to CD World in Torrance!
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All right, everyone.
Stay tuned.
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Because next
we're gonna meet a woman
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whose head was smashed in
on a logger.
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And we're gonna give her
a makeover!
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This is terrible, dude.
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Maury Povich parades these
poor people around on his show
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like carnival freaks
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and then gives them prizes
at the end as if to justify it.
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What a dick.
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Dude, one of us should make up
some disease
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and get on "The Maury Povich
Show" so we can get a prize.
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- Cool!
- Oh, yes!
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That'd be awesome.
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Do you think they'll believe it?
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- What disease should we say?
- Shh. Be quiet, you guys.
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Hello.
Is this Maury Povich?
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Well, who the hell are you?
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Well, I'm calling about your ad
for freaks.
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Right.
I mean people with disabilities.
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Yeah, I have a friend.
He has a deformity.
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I think he'd be perfect
for your show.
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Great!
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His condition?
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Uh, he has a condition
called Chin-Ball-Alitis.
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Yes, his balls actually hang
from his chin.
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S-Shut up, you guys.
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Yes.
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Yes. Of course.
He's very upset about it.
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Yes, he cries all the time.
Miserable. Uh-huh.
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- You wa... Really?
- What?
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Dude, they say they'll
fly him out day after tomorrow!
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- Awesome!
- Cool!
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Yes, I'm sure I can convince him
to come on the show.
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There will, of course,
be a prize involved?
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Great.
I'll call you back in an hour.
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No.
Thank you.
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Yes!
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- This is gonna be so funny!
- It sure is!
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But how are we gonna get
the balls put on Butters' chin?
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Yeah, how are we gonna...
Wait. Butters' chin?
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- Yeah.
- But that's me.
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- I'm Butters.
- We know.
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You're the one doing it,
Butters.
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Who'd you think
we were talking about?
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Well, hold on just a second,
you guys.
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Hey, I know how we get the balls
on Butters' chin.
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Those Star Trek dorks
down the street.
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They're always making
crazy masks
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and special effects
for their dumb movies.
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- Hang on, now.
- Yeah!
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I'll bet they could make
a fake set of balls.
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- Come on, Butters!
- Wait!
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- Why does it have to be me?
- It has to be you, Butters.
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- Think about it.
- Yeah.
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But, fellas, if I go
on "Maury Povich"
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with...
With my balls on my chin,
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my parents are gonna be
really mad.
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We'll just tell your parents
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we're going on a camping trip
with my parents.
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- They'll never know.
- I'm sorry.
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But the answer is unh-unh.
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Kenny would've done it.
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So? I told you guys before.
I'm not Kenny.
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We know.
Believe me, we know.
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We're reminded every day
that you're not Kenny,
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because Kenny was cool.
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Yeah. God, I wish Kenny
was still alive.
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He'd put balls on his chin.
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He was such an awesome friend.
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Well, come on, guys.
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If Butters won't even put balls
on his chins for us,
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I guess we know where we stand.
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Yeah.
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Aw, gee whiz.
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You... You promise
my mom and dad won't find out?
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Now, we're going to apply
the latex with some spirit gum.
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That spirit gum
sure is stinky.
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Where'd you get the balls from?
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We made a plastic mold
of his chin
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and then made a latex scrotum
and put two golf balls inside.
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Nice.
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Now we just blend
the skin tones,
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add a little hair, and presto!
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That looks awesome!
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Oh, I feel silly.
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They look great on you, Butters.
They really do.
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I believe you owe us payment
now.
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All right. The original Avid cut
of "Star Wars: Episode One."
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- Wow!
- They weren't lying!
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Why the hell
would they want that anyway?
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"Episode One" sucked balls.
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Yeah, it sucked
hairy Butters' chin balls.
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Hey!
Stop it, man!
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Gay Air flight 243
with service to New York
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now ready for general boarding.
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- That's your flight, Butters.
- Here's your ticket.
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They're gonna have a car waiting
for you at the gate in New York.
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Wait.
You guys aren't coming with me?
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Hell no, dude. Then we couldn't
watch you on TV.
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Hold on a minute, guys.
I've changed my mind.
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I don't want to go.
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God, isn't Butters awesome
for doing this, you guys?
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Yeah, he sure is.
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Doing all this
to bring us back a prize.
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What a great friend.
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Butt-ers! Butt-ers!
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All right, then.
See you guys tomorrow.
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Thanks for coming
on the show, kid.
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Maury is very excited
to meet you.
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This is the greenroom,
where you can hang out
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with the other guests
until we call for you on set.
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Boy With Balls on Chin,
this is Man With Foot on Head,
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Girl With Rapid Aging Disease,
Disfigured Country Singer,
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and Man with No Face.
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Wow. Scooped-Out-Face Guy.
I've seen you on TV before.
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Yes.
This is my sixth appearance.
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I'll come back in a bit, folks.
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Hey, Roger,
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what the hell is with these
horrible veggie platters?
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Yeah. We told you last time
we want fresher vegetables.
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I'm sorry. This is
what the studio provides.
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Just take a seat on the couch,
kid.
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I'll be back in a minute.
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Boy With Balls on His Chin.
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Haven't seen you around.
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How long you been
on the circuit?
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- What circuit?
- The talk-show circuit.
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Don't tell us
this is your first one.
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Well, yeah.
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You've all done it
more than once?
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"Oprah" two times,
"Jenny Jones" once,
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"Sally Jessy" five times.
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You've only done "Jenny" once?
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Oh, I hate doing
"The Jenny Jones Show".
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They don't even have
their own hair people.
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I'm doing "Jenny" tomorrow.
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Yeah. You picked a good show
to do first, kid.
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But you need to learn the ropes.
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There are a lot of people
like you all over the country,
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and we all do talk shows
for a living.
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We all know each other
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and we all
kind of stick together
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to make sure our industry
is protected.
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Yeah, like when someone lies
about being a freak.
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Oh, they... they do, huh?
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Yeah, they'll make up
a fake condition
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to go on these shows
and then take our money away.
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We don't take kindly to that.
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I can certainly see why.
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It's okay.
Folks don't do it anymore.
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Not after they saw what we did
to Lobster Boy.
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Lobster Boy?
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Yeah, Lobster Boy
used to make appearances
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on all the talk shows.
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He was one of the most popular
disfigured people on TV.
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But then one day,
we all found out
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that Lobster Boy
wasn't a real freak at all.
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He was just an actual lobster.
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Lying sack of crap.
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- So you know what we did to him?
- What?
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One night,
all us freaks got together,
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and we boiled him alive.
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Now Lobster Boy is no more.
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Oh. Yeah, I hate when people
fake conditions, too.
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Those stupid fakers.
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We're glad you agree.
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Okay, Boy With Balls
on His Chin.
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You're up next.
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Oh, Jesus.
See me through this.
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Today on
"The Maury Povich Show,"
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we bring back some of
our favorite disfigured people
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and introduce you
to some new ones.
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- Here he comes!
- This is gonna be awesome!
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Our next guest suffers
from a rare birth defect
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which caused his testicles and
scrotum to grow from his chin.
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Testicles and scrotum!
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Please welcome 8 1/2-year-old
Napoleon Bonaparte
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from South Park, Colorado.
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Thanks so much
for coming on our show.
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Oh, that's okay, I-I suppose.
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So is it tough being...
different?
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Uh, yeah.
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And do all the kids at school
make fun of you?
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They sure do!
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They always say to me,
"Butters, you're not Kenny."
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But I never said I was Kenny.
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They say Kenny would do this
and Kenny would do that.
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- Uh-oh. We're losing him.
- I'm tired of it.
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You hear me, fellas?
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Kenny's dead, and you just
have to deal with it.
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Uh, yeah, but I mean, do the
kids at school make fun of you
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because of your condition?
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What condition?
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You have balls
that hang off your chin.
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I do?!
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I-I mean yeah, I do.
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Uh, yeah, the kids at school
make fun of me for that.
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- Whew!
- That was close.
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What names do they call you
at school?
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Oh, well, um, I guess
they call me, uh, Chin Ball Boy
249
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and, uh, Ball Chin Boy.
250
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When I'm walking, they'll say,
"Hey, there goes Chin Balls."
251
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And do they call you "freak"
and... and "weirdo"?
252
00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,282
Uh, yeah, I suppose.
253
00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,034
And do they point at you
and laugh?
254
00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,911
Do they make you wish
you'd never been born,
255
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,096
make you wish to put an end
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to the whole miserable,
wretched earth?
257
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,749
Uh, sure.
258
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,085
Well, Napoleon,
we have a surprise for you.
259
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,050
- Wait. Here it is. Here it is.
- The presents!
260
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Because you are such a brave
little chin-balled man,
261
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,467
we're gonna send you
directly from this studio
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00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,470
to the world's largest putt-putt
golf course in the world!
263
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,596
Oh, really?
264
00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:19,101
Did he say the largest putt-putt
golf course in the world?
265
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,770
Go on. You're going right now.
266
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,188
But that's not fair.
267
00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,958
That means Butters gets to go
and we don't.
268
00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:26,525
Yeah!
We thought of the whole thing.
269
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,819
Oh! Once again, Butters
is trying to screw us over!
270
00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:29,944
That asshole!
271
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,156
Hello.
Is this "The Maury Povich Show"?
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Yes. Hello.
273
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I'm calling because I saw
your television program,
274
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,203
and I also have balls
hanging from my chin.
275
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I'd like to come talk about
my disorder and perhaps get
276
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a free trip to the largest
putt-putt course in the world.
277
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,459
I'm sorry, but we're done
doing freak shows for now.
278
00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,211
We're looking for people
for a new topic.
279
00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,379
What's the new topic?
280
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"Please Help
my Out-of-Control Child."
281
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,383
Hey, I'm out of control.
282
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,217
Really?
283
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,622
Is your mother in tears
every day
284
00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,679
- over how disobedient you are?
- Uh, sure!
285
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,804
Does she worry about you
doing drugs and having sex
286
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:58,889
at such a young age?
287
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,060
Yeah! Sure! I-I do crack
and potpourri and g-greasies.
288
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,185
Well, that's great.
289
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,747
If you can get your mom
to come with you,
290
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:05,772
we'd love to fly you out.
291
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,858
My... My mom?
292
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,778
Mom.
293
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:12,903
Yes, sweetie?
294
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,489
Could you do me a favor?
295
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,158
What's that, my little man?
296
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,785
Could you, um, go on
"The Maury Povich Show" with me
297
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,972
and say that I'm out of control
and do drugs and have sex
298
00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,039
so I can go to the largest
299
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,957
putt-putt golf course
in the world?
300
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,460
Hmm. But you're not
out of control, muffin.
301
00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:28,086
You're my perfect
little gumdrop.
302
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,531
I'm just asking you to lie
for me.
303
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,423
- You love me, don't you?
- Of course I do.
304
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,884
Oh, I have such a pretty mother,
such a wonderful mother.
305
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,636
- Sweetie, don't.
- Then it's settled.
306
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,179
Oh, I've got
such a great mother,
307
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,472
such a beautiful mother.
308
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,100
Just what did you think
you were doing, Butters?
309
00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,352
Not only did you lie to us
310
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,646
and say you were on a camping
trip with Kyle's family.
311
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:48,565
You made a fool of yourself
and us on national television.
312
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:49,816
I'm sorry, Mom.
313
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,069
Well, sorry isn't gonna make it
this time, mister.
314
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:54,634
You know, your grandmother saw
the show and had a mild stroke.
315
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,948
Oh, gee. I-I didn't mean
to almost kill Grandma.
316
00:10:57,074 --> 00:11:00,118
I promise I'll never go on TV
with balls on my chin again.
317
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,120
Ugh. You better believe
you won't, buster.
318
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,622
Your father and I
have to leave now
319
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,082
to visit Grandma
in the hospital.
320
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,167
But you can just take
those balls off your chin
321
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,627
and march right up to your room.
322
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,379
Yes, ma'am.
323
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,131
Serves me right.
324
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,976
Putting balls on my chin
and lying about it.
325
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,885
Why, I should be grounded
for a month.
326
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,513
Why do I do these things?
Why can't I behave myself?
327
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,660
Hey, Butters, those other
freak people from the show
328
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,924
- were just here looking for you.
- Oh, Jesus! They were?
329
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,246
Yeah.
They wanted to find you bad.
330
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,272
Oh, God.
What'd you tell them?
331
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,607
I told them where to find you.
332
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,275
What?!
Why the heck would you do that?
333
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,611
They want to kill me
for not being a real freak.
334
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,906
Well, it serves you right
for screwing us over.
335
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,622
Oh, Jesus, no!
336
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,792
They've come to boil me alive,
just like Lobster Boy.
337
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,794
I got to get out of here.
338
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,880
Wait! I can't go anywhere.
I'm grounded.
339
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,382
Oh, Christ!
What a pickle!
340
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,511
Napoleon?
341
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,846
Napoleon Bonaparte?
342
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,266
I think he's up here.
343
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:09,646
Oh, hello, folks.
What's the problem?
344
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,898
There you are,
Boy With Balls on His Chin.
345
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:14,985
We've got big news.
The union is striking.
346
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,446
The union?
Oh, that's why you came?
347
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,197
We're tired
of our crappy prizes,
348
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,532
so the union president,
349
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,200
Man With Terrible
Skin Condition,
350
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,952
has told us
to round everyone up.
351
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,787
Oh, I can't freak-strike,
fellas.
352
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,247
I-I'm grounded.
353
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,373
Grounded for what?
354
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,709
For having balls on my... Aah!
I mean nothing.
355
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,085
I'm not grounded.
356
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,438
Good.
Then you can march with us.
357
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,881
- Freaks of the world...
- Unite!
358
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,968
Today on "Maury Povich,"
359
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,763
these moms don't know what to do
with their out-of-control kids.
360
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:45,182
Young boys and girls so whorish
on our show
361
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,684
that it borders
on child pornography!
362
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,644
We're here talking with moms
363
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,813
who think their children
are out of control.
364
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,858
Now, Vanessa here says that her
13-year-old daughter, Vanity,
365
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:58,528
is already doing drugs
and having sex with older men.
366
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,991
Vanessa, what does Vanity say
to you
367
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,660
when you tell her to do
her homework?
368
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,662
She says she hates me.
369
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,081
She... She calls me "retard".
370
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:14,085
Then she says my cooze is all
dried up and nobody wants it.
371
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,090
Well, let's bring her out.
Here's Vanity!
372
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,512
Whatever.
Whatever.
373
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,889
You fucking cocksuckers
don't know shit.
374
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,182
Fuck you!
375
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,981
Wow. Vanity, you are really
an out-of-control teen.
376
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,069
Whatever!
377
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,905
Maury, my mom don't know shit.
You can aks her.
378
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,949
I aks all my homies
if they be down with it.
379
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,826
You know, it's all good.
Shit.
380
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,120
Fuck you, cocksuckers!
381
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,498
Geez. That girl is pissed off.
382
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,584
Okay. Cartman family,
you're on in two minutes.
383
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,420
Why can't you just listen to me
and love me and...
384
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,421
Shut up!
385
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,590
Shut the fuck up,
you dried-up skank!
386
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,636
I'm glad you're not like that,
poopsy-kins.
387
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,555
But if I'm not
the most out-of-control teen,
388
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,181
I might not win the prize.
389
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,699
Excuse me.
I want to make a quick change.
390
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:11,809
Where's wardrobe?
391
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,812
Second door on the right.
392
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,607
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
393
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,569
Strike! Strike! Strike!
Strike! Strike!
394
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,363
Brothers and sisters, the time
has come for us to be treated
395
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,198
with the respect we deserve!
396
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,701
We're a strong and diverse group
of people,
397
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,412
with members like
Woman With Crablike Body,
398
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:34,791
Incredibly Obese Black Person,
Man With Brains Outside of Head,
399
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,501
and Liza Minnelli.
400
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:40,297
The talk shows have us on and
give us little gifts and perks
401
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,091
while they make
tens of thousands of dollars!
402
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,970
We told the talk shows
our demands, and they laughed!
403
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,180
They say they can get
plenty of other stupid guests
404
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,432
to go on their shows,
405
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,893
so we must picket
those other guests.
406
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,897
Oh, guys, I-I need to go.
I can't picket, guys.
407
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,356
You're not gonna picket?
408
00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,691
Who's not gonna picket?
409
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,779
Boy With Balls on Chin
doesn't want to picket.
410
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,490
It's just that my parents are...
I can't picket.
411
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,993
Why?
You're not a scab, are you?
412
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,578
No, I'm not a scab.
413
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,706
Now, we will split up into
groups and form picket lines.
414
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,876
The first group will be led
by Incredibly Obese Black Man.
415
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,462
Excuse me. I'm not
Incredibly Obese Black Man.
416
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,214
I'm Incredibly Black Obese Man.
417
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,009
Oh. Right.
My bad.
418
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,553
And now back to more kids
who are out of control,
419
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,180
on "The Maury Povich Show"!
420
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,765
Our next mother
is Liane Cartman.
421
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,643
Her son claims to be the most
out-of-control kid in the world
422
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,646
and says there's nothing
his stupid mom can do about it.
423
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,649
Why won't you kids behave?!
424
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,900
- Oh!
- Shut up, skank!
425
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,360
He's not talking to you!
426
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,821
So, Ms. Cartman,
you can't control your child?
427
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,449
Oh, my little poopsy-kins gets
into no-nos once in a while,
428
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,910
but he's still my perfect
little sumpsy-kittles.
429
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,371
Well, your son made a video backstage.
Let's take a look.
430
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,166
Maury, I am out of control.
431
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,502
Yeah, I use drugs.
I can do what I want, bitch.
432
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,387
Yeah, I have sex,
and I don't use protection.
433
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,506
It's my hot body.
I'll do what I want.
434
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,341
I don't go to school,
and I kill people.
435
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,343
Whatever!
I'll do what I want.
436
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,847
Oh, he's such a cutie.
437
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,975
Well, let's bring him out.
Here's Eric Cartman!
438
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,436
Whatever!
Whatever!
439
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,648
Maury, my mom can't control me.
Aks her!
440
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,066
Go on.
Aks her!
441
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,026
Ms. Cartman, what does
your son like to do?
442
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,988
Ooh, he loves playing with his
Clyde Frog and Wellington Bear.
443
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,991
Mom, we're pretending, remember?
Sex and drugs.
444
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,826
I mean sex and drugs.
445
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,287
Whatever! Whatever!
446
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,664
I'll do what I want!
447
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,041
Oh, whatever.
You ain't tough, ho.
448
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,334
I run with gangs.
449
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,461
Oh, yeah?
I run with 12 gangs.
450
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,963
And we only commit hate crimes.
451
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,798
Whatever!
I'll do what I want!
452
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,133
Whatever!
453
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,051
You ain't bad.
You ain't nothing.
454
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,054
I ditch class and go shoot
heroin in the school bathroom.
455
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,557
Whatever!
I ran for Congress and won.
456
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,351
Then I had sex with an intern,
killed her, and hid her body.
457
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,228
Whatever!
I'll do what I want!
458
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,023
- What do we want?
- Better prizes!
459
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,816
- When do we want them?
- Now!
460
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,235
- What do we want?
- Better prizes.
461
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,237
- When do we want them?
- Now, I guess.
462
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,522
Sir, I really got to go home.
463
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,882
My parents are gonna be sore
at me.
464
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,908
Napoleon, you need to understand
something.
465
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,114
For you a union to work,
all members must be prepared
466
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,204
to make sacrifices
and stick together.
467
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,873
But I got to get back
to my family.
468
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,292
We're your family too, Napoleon.
We're like you.
469
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,417
When we look at you,
470
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,420
we don't even see
the testicles on your chin.
471
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,213
We see the testicles
in your heart.
472
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,090
- What do we want?
- Better prizes!
473
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,592
- When do we want them?
- Now!
474
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,635
Oh, hamburgers.
This just keeps getting worse.
475
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,598
Okay, folks.
We're gonna have to move along.
476
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,267
Why? We're a union,
and we have a right to picket.
477
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,101
I'm sorry,
478
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,687
but the government does not
recognize you as a union.
479
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:43,855
You'll have to go.
480
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:44,856
What are you saying?
481
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,083
That because of our appearance,
482
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,817
our organization
is less important?
483
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,944
Now, now, now,
I'm not telling you people
484
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,571
that your union doesn't matter.
485
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,866
I'm just telling you
that you're not really people.
486
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,243
All right.
That does it.
487
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,329
It's time to bring out
the big guns.
488
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,623
Prepare the video sabotage.
489
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,375
Oh, no.
Not the video sabotage.
490
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,837
Who is the most
out-of-control child?
491
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,839
We're back with Maury.
492
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,299
We're here talking with moms
493
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,885
who think their children
are out of control.
494
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,178
Whatever!
495
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,555
I slaughtered five baby seals
with my bare hands.
496
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,599
Whatever!
I'll do what I want!
497
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:20,767
Now let's meet Joline.
498
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,103
Joline says that her daughter
is also out of control,
499
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,896
that she's flirting
with older men...
500
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,357
And she's only four months old.
501
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,276
That's right, Maury.
502
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,278
Let's bring her out.
Here's Chantal!
503
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,372
So, Joline, exactly how
is your daughter out of control?
504
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,332
You say she flirts
with older men?
505
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,542
Maury, it's like this.
506
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,307
Whenever I have friends
over to the house,
507
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,295
Chantal will come waltzing
into the living room
508
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,131
completely naked!
509
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,760
Whatever.
I helped in a drive-by shooting.
510
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:56,678
Whatever!
511
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,096
I digitally put Jabba the Hutt
512
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,821
back into the original
"Star Wars" movie.
513
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,057
I'll do what I want!
514
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,851
That is out of control.
515
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:03,852
Why, just last night,
516
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,229
I had three gentleman callers
over to my house,
517
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:09,649
and Chantal took her clothes off
right in front of everybody!
518
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,280
You see? There she goes.
There she goes.
519
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,282
Whore!
You goddamn whore!
520
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:21,077
Attention, "Maury" viewers.
521
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,662
What the hell is this?
522
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,956
A lot of decent,
hardworking freaks in America
523
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,501
are losing their talk-show jobs
to freaks of a different nature.
524
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,879
Sure, everyone in this great
country of ours is a freak.
525
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,090
But true, physically deformed
freaks must be recognized,
526
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,551
for it is these real freaks
that make you all feel better
527
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,511
about yourselves
for not being one.
528
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,305
So next time
you're watching television,
529
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,473
make sure it's a show
with freak freaks
530
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,118
and not just with people
that are freaks
531
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,519
because they're stupid
trailer trash from the South.
532
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,689
That's what we mean when we say
look for the True Freak label.
533
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:54,068
Look for
the True Freak label.
534
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:58,489
When you are watching
a TV talk show.
535
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:02,952
Remember somewhere
a union's growing.
536
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:06,873
Our wages going
to feed the kids.
537
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,082
And run the house.
538
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,626
We work hard.
539
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,045
But who's complaining?
540
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,632
With TFU,
we're making our way.
541
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:20,345
So always look for
the True Freak label.
542
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:26,142
Because you need us
right here in the USA.
543
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,728
Uh, sorry, America.
A little glitch there.
544
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,271
Anyway...
They're right.
545
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,232
We should've never crossed
that picket line.
546
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,150
Come on, honey.
547
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,568
Wait. Wait.
Come back!
548
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,463
Maybe we can make
the other out-of-control kids
549
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,863
take their clothes off, too.
550
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,907
Whatever!
I'll crap in Maury's pants!
551
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,744
Sir, the ratings
have just started to plummet.
552
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,580
Those damn freaks!
553
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,378
I gave you shoes and groceries!
554
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,921
And this is how you repay me?
555
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,340
Very well.
556
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,217
Come upstairs
and... we'll negotiate.
557
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,224
We did it!
The strike worked!
558
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,893
Now we can go on
with our careers.
559
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,145
Oh, thank God that's over.
560
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,689
Now I can get back home.
561
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,733
Butters, you have screwed me out
of a prize for the last time!
562
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:20,822
Oh, double hamburgers.
563
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:21,947
Jesus Christ!
564
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:22,990
That out-of-control kid
565
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,867
ripped poor Napoleon's balls
right off!
566
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,744
Get him!
567
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,455
Boil him!
568
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:33,084
Hey, things actually turned out
okay for me this time.
569
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,544
Butters!
570
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,129
Oh, I know.
42954
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